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Matsuoka Masahiro [Drummer for Tokio]

Hirosue Ryoko

Tabe Mikako

Okura Tadayoshi [Drummer for Kanjani 8]

Yasuko and Kenji

Yasuko and Kenji Episode 5 Translator: am.donut

Dummies!

Read these lines for me.

Yes, sir!

I'll make you the second most happiest person in this world.

Why not first?

It's because the one dating you is the most happiest, which is me.

Idiots!

What's with these clichéd lines!

Sorry, sir!

- He should be the one talking. - I know, I know.

I love you! Oki Kenji, I love you!

Please go out with me.

That's fine.

Really? You'll go out with me?

Don't make me say it again.

Even though we're just practicing, my heart was thumping.

When confessing your love to someone, it's important to tell it straight.

Tell it straight!

Tsubaki, I only want to see you.

I also only want to see you too, Oki.

I'm going to save this line!

Ah! You're so sneaky.

This line is copyrighted by me, Oki Yasuko.

Can you start working now?

Speaking of which, where's Tsubaki?

Jun is...

[ Advanced Placement Seminar ]

[ Advanced Placement Seminar ] Tsubaki is amazing just as we expected.

He's done so well that he's ranked first out of 800 people.

Of course.

You can't find anyone as skilled as our Dear Tsubaki. [ 2nd Yamada Mikio ]

I'm gonna leave first.

Tsubaki!

Just as I thought. You're Tsubaki, right?

Mikio?

- Yeah, yeah! We went to Green Elementary together. - Ah!

I had heard a rumor that you were entering this prep school, so I was looking forward to meeting you here.

Man, but you've always been a prodigy.

So, it looks like you got a recommendation from Keisei University.

Yeah, I'm taking the test this week.

That's amazing. I'm no match for you, Tsubaki.

- That's not true. - Stop being so modest.

Well, let's talk more next time.

Sure.

Bye bye.

So, Tsubaki went to prep school.

I'm sorry, but I'm busy right now.

How annoying.

Like I said!

Tsubaki.

What are you busy with?

Eh... Uh... Well...

Don't tell me that you're going to the same prep school?

Uh... Yeah!

What course are you going to?

What course are you taking, Tsubaki?

Geez.

So, is that him? The one you were talking about.

Yeah.

He snatched the top spot from me with a transparent face.

So, what do you want to do about it?

I'm going to use that girl.

Business contract.

What?

I don't think I'll make my curfew starting tomorrow.

What?

What's with this holier than thou announcement? I won't forgive you!

I'm going here. [ Advanced Placement Seminar ]

A prep school?

Don't joke around!

How can you! It's a place where young guys and girls go to...

Wait, prep school?

It's not a problem, right?

You got mad even though it's about prep school.

Boss. You should've just listened to her till the very end.

I'm impressed!

Ow, that hurt.

Wait for me Tsubaki!

This summer I'm going to finally tell you that I like you!

With this ambitious undertaking, full speed ahead, Yasuko!

I should think of exactly what to say when I confess.

Pops, Mom.

10 years of unswerving determination.

Finally, Yasuko has taken an interest in studying.

Straight from her mouth...

Prep... Prep school.

Come to think of it, what do I like about Tsubaki?

What are Tsubaki's good points...

[Charming Prince] That's a little overboard!

He's smart,

he's good at all sports,

he thinks about his sister,

and most importantly, he cares about an idiot like me. He's so kind!

He's too charming!

He's too perfect!

He's too prince-like!

Alright! Strike while the iron is hot!

Do it quickly, Yasuko!

Can the two of us meet tomorrow alone?

[From: Tsubaki Jun, Okay.]

R-Right in front of me, Tsubaki's waiting.

Tsubaki, do you like me?

Of course, I do.

Eh? Really?

But I like you more.

Perfect!

Tsubaki! Um...

Lemme introduce him. This is my classmate from elementary school.

How do you do? My name's Yamada Mikio.

Pleased to meet you, Yasuko.

Nice to meet you.

Tsubaki, I asked if we could meet alone.

So, what did you want to talk about?

It's nothing.

Oh well. Summer break isn't over yet.

At the school arts festival, Jun had the lead role,

- but he was so nervous. - Hey, don't tell her stuff like that.

But, I'm sure you want to know about Jun's past.

Yeah! I wanna know!

Well... How about I give you my number?

Eh?

Next time I'll tell you lots more about Jun's past.

C'mon. Take out your phone quick.

Lemme see.

So, I'll be entering my number as Mickey. It's my nickname.

Okay.

What is this uneasiness that I've been feeling...

Wait...

What is this?!

[I love you... I told you!! Die! Stupid idiot!] The drawing and lines don't match!

The readers are looking forward to this throughout Japan.

We're all depending on you Mentor Sakuraba Reika!

Okay.

Don't strain yourself like this. Relax! Relax!

It's not much, but it expresses my true feelings.

I like you.

I love you!

Finally, you've become humble.

Alright. Be by my side.

Perfect!

Ex-excuse me!

Yes!

Ah, who are you?

[Enemy Invasion]

[Hurry Love, Hurry Death]

[Rival's Love Is Superior]

A guest is here.

Okay.

- You... - She's from the Black Roses!

Black Roses?

Oh, uh... I mean...

What do you want damn bitch?!

Damn bitch?

That's supposed to be my line!

So that uneasiness I was feeling was because of you.

Leave!

Having you near me is making me sick!

Who would want to be near you!

I won't forgive you, Oki Kenji...

Let me beat him to death!

You misunderstood.

That was his editor-in-chief.

I don't need your reassurance, Yasuko.

I dunno if she's an editor or a bitch, but to bring such a beautiful lady to the house...

Editor?

You mean for the comic?

Yeah.

[Complete Resurrection]

I was just distracted.

Yeah. You're so careless, Erika.

Kaori was too.

This is dangerous.

What's this?

I got it from Oki for my birthday.

Happy birthday.

So, you two are dating.

Oki and I?

No, we're just friends.

Hey, is it okay if I borrowed this?

Sure.

Well, I'm about to leave.

Jun, why don't you see Yasuko home?

Okay.

My curfew is now 6 PM since I'm attending prep school.

I've been wondering about something since we've met.

Yasuko, do you have a boyfriend?

Eh?

I don't.

So, how about me as a boyfriend?

It's okay, huh, Jun? You told me you two were just friends.

Yeah.

It's not a problem, right?

Yeah, I'm okay with it.

Well, Yasuko, please think about it.

So, Tsubaki said that he's fine with me going out with another guy?

Yasuko.

What.

You haven't been studying, so what have you been doing?

Can't you tell? I took a bath.

Young girls have to bathe at least once a day!

I'm not talking about your bath.

All this time I thought you were studying in your room every night,

but I was completely wrong!

You had the nerve to dig around my room while I was taking a bath?!

Hey.

Yes, sir.

Tsubaki, do you like me?

Of course, I do.

Eh, really?

But I like you more!

What's with the lines that sound like they're from young girl comics there?!

Huh?!

Don't make fun of us pros!

If you're a pro, then why don't you tell me some better lines then!

That's fine by me! Take notes right now!

Listen up!

I want to make you the second most... in the world.

Are you kidding me?!

I dunno if that Tsubaki is shit or not,

but isn't he just a stupid brat?!

Tsubaki isn't shit and he isn't a stupid brat.

He's an amazing adult!

Yasuko.

Don't tell me that you're going to prep school because...

You're supposed to be studying at prep school!

Yasuko!

Ya...

Su...

That guy doesn't understand!

When a young girl is in love, when and where has nothing to do with it!

If it was like that, I'll definitely make Tsubaki's head turn!

Tsubaki.

Jun!

Yasuko!

YASUKO!

Youngster!

You being here will make Yasuko become a delinquent!

You better quit this prep school now!

What are you saying? Tsubaki and prep school isn't bad!

Shut up.

This guy is the plague. Get outta my sight now!

Who is this hoodlum?

This is Oki's older brother.

Don't just introduce me like that!

Run!

Yasuko's accomplices...

have increased by one!

Please do not hardsub, rent, sell, or stream these subtitles! Translator: am.donut

I think we're safe here.

- Sorry. - It's okay.

But he called Jun the plague, he must hate you.

So it seems.

Ouch.

Ow, ow, ow, ow...

What are you doing?

Isn't it troubling to be dilly dallying during the day like this?

Anyway, you're pretty cute.

Let's go on a date.

- Wait a sec! - What's your problem.

- What's your problem? - What are you trying to do?

Lemme take care of them. Take Yasuko to a safe place.

- What are you saying? - Hey, wait!

Jun, hurry up and run.

- What do you want! - C'mon!

- Let go. - Let go.

I said let go!

I said let go...

Mikio, it's great that you did it like this.

That was awesome. Thanks a lot.

You're a cruel dude.

I wonder if Mickey is okay.

Let me go take a look.

Wait here.

Eh? He went home?

Tsubaki went home?

Yeah. I already took care of them before he got here.

Then he said he had to go study.

I see.

Mikio!

Actually, he confided in me.

That Jun,

said that you were like a stalker and it was grossing him out

and he was worried.

Tsubaki said that?

Here.

- This... - It's a present from you, right?

But that Jun, he didn't want it and since it was dirty, he didn't need it.

Then he forced me to take it.

Why...

If it was me, I would never do something that cruel.

If it was me, I wouldn't make you sad.

I'm serious.

I seriously like you, Yasuko.

I want to be your boyfriend.

What?

Yasuko.

What's your motive for recruiting another accomplice?!

Are you listening? Yasuko!

I'm hungry! Where's dinner?!

Is it okay for your brother to suffer from the summer heat?!

I'm really happy!

I've been wanting this for awhile.

He didn't want it and since it was dirty, he didn't need it.

It's all a lie, right?

Tsubaki...

Hello?

Oh, Jun? It's me, Mikio.

Yasuko and I are actually dating now.

It looks like I sealed the deal when I protected her from those punks.

I see.

So, because of that, can you not come near Yasuko from now on?

I'm asking as her boyfriend. Well, thanks!

Jun?

What about dinner?

I don't want to eat.

I'm sorry.

Eh?

I can't be with you, Mickey.

Since Tsubaki is the first person that I like,

I don't know if it's a one-sided thing yet.

Well, I'll root for you.

Eh?

I'll be your supporter, Yasuko.

Do your best to make Jun look your way.

Mickey...

Let's shake on it.

I'm sorry. I'm feeling faint.

Are you okay?

- It was so bad, I didn't get it at all. - I know.

- Ya-Yasuko?! - She's so daring!

Oh no.

So, it'll probably snow tomorrow!

Tell me!

Which photo book do you really want?

I borrowed all of these from the book store owner, so I have to return them soon.

If you pick one, I'll buy it as a present for you.

Wait a sec.

I don't understand what's going on.

I guess I misunderstood.

I'm finally aware of your feelings.

When you were accepting this, weren't you pretending to be happy?

Did you hear that from Mikio?

I'm sorry!

But which one do you really want?

Oki, do you believe that?

I don't really know because I'm stupid.

Compared to Mickey, I don't really know you that well.

That's why I want to know you!

Which one do you want?

You really are stupid.

Eh... why?

You said it yourself, you're stupid.

I'm...

tired of talking with you.

That's why...

you should've told me sooner.

Eh? Jun told you he hates you?

Yeah, he hates me because I'm stupid.

Yasuko.

I dunno where it was written, but they say that woman heal quickly from a broken heart.

Isn't it true?

I'm absolutely and completely over it.

That's my report for now.

I wonder if she's really okay.

60

59

58

57

Hey.

Was she crying?

Don't tell me... It's a broken heart?!

Yasuko!

Did something happen?

Are you suffering from the heat?

I told you that's why you have to eat!

If you don't eat properly, you'll collapse!

Yasuko!

Yasuko. Yasuko!

Why do you always lock your door!

Yasuko!

Did you say something hurtful to Yasuko?

Even though she works hard and is so kind.

Oki is dating Mikio.

Even if I did hurt her,

she has Mikio to console her.

Are you okay with that, though?

It doesn't matter.

I don't know if you're punishing yourself, but

ever since you've moved here and met Yasuko, you've changed.

Changed?

Me?

You smile a lot more.

I don't know what happened,

but I think it would be best if you talked to Yasuko one more time.

Also...

- Don't you actually like... - Butt out!

I have nothing to say to Oki.

It has nothing to do with me who likes who!

I already know from watching you.

You say that you like Oki's older brother,

but it's nothing but painful,

and heart-breaking memories, right?

I don't want to do foolish things like that.

Oki...

When you really like someone,

it's painful.

But when you love someone,

it's heart-breaking.

If it's not painful and heart-breaking...

that's not love.

You keep saying, love, love, love!

Don't you think there's other things in life that is more important?

Then,

what do you think is important?

I...

You don't even know what's important to you,

so you're in no position to call love stupid.

Answer me, Yasuko!

Come out or I'll smash this door down!

Are you listening, Yasuko?!

I'll smash it!

Damn...

Yasuko!

Yasuko?

Yasuko!

Hang on, Yasuko!

I'm not letting this heat stroke beat you!

Hang on, Yasuko!

Hey! Open up!

I know you're in there! Hey!

U-um... This is...

Can't you tell! It's a heat stroke!

Give her a shot or hook her up to an IV or something!

Um... Are you sure it's a heat stroke?

It might be some emotional...

Emotional?

It's summer and...

it could be love sick-

Love, huh?!

I'm just giving an example.

An example you say?!

Tsubaki...

I'm sorry.

Tsubaki...

So, love sickness.

Well, aren't you glad that it's nothing serious?

This isn't good either.

But, to think that Yasuko said that.

Said that?

Yasuko said it often.

"When I'm older, I'll be with my brother."

When I'm older, I'll be your bride!

Bride?

Yeah.

Sorry to disappoint, but you can't marry your brother.

Why?

Because...

It's okay, Yasuko.

If you want to be with me forever, then you can.

Okay!

Alright! It's decided then.

If I was getting a black eye, no matter where you are,

you have to hand over whatever money it takes and kneel down and beg. Got it?

- Okay! - One more bite!

Good.

Jun.

About Yasuko...

Why don't you try one more time...

Youngster.

I came to warn you.

Don't ever come near Yasuko again!

You're the plague after all.

It's your fault that she's...

You know, Yasuko is...!

E-Erika!

For the rest of my life I'll never forgive you.

But...

with my life I ask you for one thing.

From the surface she may look fine,

but can you show some sympathy towards Yasuko?

If she saw you she'll be happy because that's how stupid she is.

Look at her face and

make her smile.

Shit.

Nothing can be done even if I smiled at her!

To see her happy,

and to see her stupid smiling face...

I'll do whatever it takes!

I'm begging you.

Youngster, I'm begging you.

Please!

Jun.

I'm sorry.

I have a test to take today.

[ Keisei University - Entrance Exams ]

Well then, you can start the test.

[ Delete Tsubaki Jun's details? Yes - No ]

Yasuko, bad news!

Jun has his test today, but those punks from before caught him!

What?

Yasuko!

Where's Tsubaki? Is he safe?

Yeah...

About that...

Mikio?

[ From Yamada Mikio Those punks captured Yasuko. ]

Next up is Tsubaki Jun.

Come in quickly.

Yes, sir.

Mickey, why?

Hm?

I was just wondering if Tsubaki would leap to your rescue if you were in trouble.

Today, Tsubaki

- has an important test to take. - I know.

I want him to leave in the middle of his test.

Next question. Can you please tell us about an important person that you're close to?

An important person?

It's written real big, isn't it?

Eh?

It's all good. It's easier to spot this way.

How about this?

Sure!

Thanks, Oki.

To see her happy,

and to see her stupid smiling face...

I'll do whatever it takes!

Please!

You don't even know what's important to you,

so you're in no position to call love stupid.

Hey you!

That Jun is late.

He's not coming because he has an important test today!

Is that so?

So, does that mean that you're not important to Jun then?

I guess it can't be helped.

Do whatever you want to her.

Come here!

What a cute face you have!

No!

Stop!

Tsubaki.

Mikio, you've been tricking me this whole time?

What is this?

It looks like you realized it just now.

I've hated that transparent look on your face since a long time ago.

Without much effort,

you always surpassed me.

With girls, with school.

I'm going to ruin it all for you.

Leave Oki out of it!

I'm counting on you guys.

That's enough!

Please stop, Mickey!

Tsubaki doesn't care about what happens to me anyway!

I do care.

I do care!

Mikio, give it to him.

Jun, with this it's over.

Brother!

Sis!

What are you doing with my little sister?!

What are you doing with my little brother?!

Who the hell are you?

The old man and old lady are here!

We won't go easy on you.

Who the hell are you calling old man?!

Who's the old lady now?!

Who the hell's next?!

Crap...

Mikio?

So, he was Yasuko's other accomplice.

Stop!

Please stop.

This...

is my problem.

At least I can make that distinction.

Distinction?

You damn brat.

What are you saying? Tsubaki is hurt.

It's a mutual thing between men.

Don't interfere.

Look.

This is what I wanted.

I wanted you to toss that Keisei recommendation away for this girl.

Oki...

isn't just some girl!

Listen, Mikio.

I don't care about whatever that happens to me.

But,

if you do anything to Oki next time,

I won't let you off the hook!

You know, Mikio...

Find something to treasure.

Shut up.

I'm sorry for saying cruel things to you.

I'm the one that's stupid.

It's okay.

Thanks for coming to my rescue.

I...

like...

Tsubaki, that just came outta the blue.

When I'm a full-fledged man, I want to be just like him.

How can... he be my rival?!

That reminds me, Youngster!

What did you say earlier?

If anything happened to Yasuko, you won't let that person off the hook, huh?

Don't mess with me.

I copyrighted that phrase!

Let's go home, Yasuko!

Hey! What did you do to my precious Tsubaki?!

Shut up! What's so precious about that bastard?

So, you finally realized that you had something important.

But there's many difficulties ahead.

Please do not hardsub, rent, sell, or stream these subtitles! Translator: am.donut