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Come on.

What? I don't understand this.

Sit down.

Why? Why? Because you stole something.

Steal anything? What are you talking about?

You walked out of the store and the alarm went off.

That's what happens when you steal something. No, it's because I... So what

you steal? I did not steal anything. I have a pop -up and I must have forgotten

to take the security tag off of it, so... Or your security alarms are too

sensitive. They're my security alarms.

It's the store's security. Whatever. I just can't force it.

I didn't steal anything. You didn't steal anything. No. So can I keep it in

bag? No.

Why am I going to let you do that? This is mine. My pop -up. That's yours. Yep.

I just bought it last week.

You just bought it last week? Yep. And the tags are still on it from a week

I have a lot going on in my life. I must have forgot.

You know, normally when stores, when you purchase something, when you actually

give them money for something, they take the security tag off.

You don't do that. They do.

Well, that's what always happens. I mean, you know, sometimes...

They're just an airhead.

They're an airhead? Yeah.

I think you stole something.

I did not.

Why would I? Look at me. Why would I steal something?

I don't know what that means, but...

Thank you. I don't need to deal with this. Okay, listen.

I'm done dealing with this. I'm just going to call the police and they can

with it. Wait, wait, wait. We don't need to get the police involved because I

didn't do anything wrong. So there's no reason for you to call the police. Get

your store manager.

I don't need to deal with you. It's not my store. I'm security.

I don't have a store manager.

I don't like the way you're treating me.

Okay, well then I can call the police. No.

It's either me or the police.

This is ridiculous.

It is. I stop here all the time.

I'm like one of your most valued customers.

Okay. I need you to give me this one.

I need you to give me the bag.

We'll just make you not call the police then.

Yeah, I mean, I'm either, I've got a lot to do, so I'm either going to call the

police right now or show me the bag.

I mean, if you have to.

Okay, thank you. You really have to. I need you to let go of it. Thank you.

This is yours?

Yes, it's mine.

Don't you understand about that? I don't get it.

I'm just confirming that whatever I find in here is also yours. Of course it's

mine. What else would I have in there?

Are you serious?

I like wallets. I just brought a lot of wallets from home. I didn't know which

one I wanted to put in use.

Which one you wanted to steal, you mean?

I didn't know what I was stealing.

There's five wallets with security tags on them in your purse.

Whoa. I forgot to take off the tag. I'm definitely going to have to call the

police. No, no, no.

We don't need to do that.

I can't have a record of it.

These are very expensive.

I know. I like expensive things.

Yeah, I can tell. So I buy expensive things.

Well, you're back to an expensive jail.

No, you can't call the cops because, you know, I'm a teacher and I cannot have a

record or I'll lose my job.

Listen, I need to search you.

Obviously. I don't know. Clearly, you were lying about the bag. I don't know

what else you have. Please stand up. I let you search through the bag. Why

you need to search me? Because you could have stolen something else.

There's a lot of items in that store.

You already told me you didn't steal, and you stole a lot, actually. No, no.

They fell in there, actually.

The bag was open, and they fell in there. Are you going to let me search

are you going to let me have the police do it?

No, I don't want to either.

Okay, we'll have the police do it. No, no, no. All right.

I mean, what do you mean by a search?

I mean to search physically, pat you down, make sure... Alright, pat me down.

Let's put your arms to the side.

No, I mean, didn't you always trust your teachers when you went to school?

Uh, no, I did not.

Why not?

I don't trust anyone, that's why I'm a cop.

You're not a cop.

Okay. Security guard. Yeah.

I need you to remove this, whatever this is.

It's my belly.

Why?

I need you to take it off. Make sure there's nothing inside of there.

Look, I mean, I couldn't fit anything in here.

You clearly are fitting a lot in there.

It's my boobs.

I didn't steal boobs.

Ma 'am, please move it out.

But I don't think that's fair.

Well, life's not fair.

This is ridiculous.

Close your eyes. I mean, okay.

Crazy. I already let you pat me down.

I mean, here.

You shouldn't be looking here. You bought this?

Of course I bought it. What do you think? I walked in naked. Maybe you

No. I mean, you didn't see a naked woman walking in, right?

You're wanting me again?

Yeah.

That could have affected it. Please stand back.

Thank you. Arms to your side.

Arms to your side. Out?

I didn't say out. I said to my side.

I'm not trying to be difficult, you know. I'm just not understanding what's

going on. Because I didn't do anything.

There's nothing in there.

Okay.

Take with the skirt thing. I need you to take it off.

You clearly don't know fashion.

It's like style pants.

Why do I get to take them off? Style pants?

Yeah, you're the bad guy. I am.

Why do I need to take these off?

I mean... You could be hiding something there. I'm not hiding anything in here.

This is ridiculous. I'm going to be calling my lawyer. I don't like the way

being treated.

There, see? Nothing.

And over.

There's not a wallet up there.

Or do you not know what that is? It could be jewelry or, you know, any type

of... I can't take jewelry. I can't spread my legs any further because of my

hands. You know what? Just go ahead and put your leg up here.

Oh, my God. This is crazy. This is dirty.

All right.

No wonder why you don't like school. Probably the teachers hated you.

You took things too far.

Yeah, I'm not, uh, I don't think you stole anything there. No kidding.

I'm done?

No, we're not done. Oh, come on now.

I don't think we're being ridiculed.

Hmm.

Hmm.

We have to be thorough, okay?

I just think that you're using this as an excuse to touch a woman.

I appreciate that. I take my job very seriously.

I have a lot of things to do today.

Do you? Yeah.

Then you should probably do what I tell you to do.

I am.

But you're taking it too far.

I am?

Yes.

What?

Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Interesting. You can't just say that to a woman while you're touching her

private and then her not, you know, curious.

Okay. I need to have a seat.

Finally.

Look.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm sorry. You think you're in charge here?

Telling me to look like... Look, I'm a teacher, and that's why I tend to take

control. You're a teacher?

Yeah. I've been a teacher for 30 years at Northwood School.

Wait, I'm sorry. What's your name again?

Ms. Jones.

Danny Jones.

What?

You're Ms. Jones.

That's what I said, yeah.

I thought...

What's so funny about that?

It's not funny at all.

It's ironic. It's interesting.

Why? Because I went to Northwood.

Did you really?

Yeah. Don't you remember me?

No. My name's McLean.

Robert McLean?

No, that's my brother.

Oh, he's a good student.

Yeah, I'm sure he was a great student.

He was, yeah.

Which one of you?

Which one of... Oh, wait a minute.

Are you Ryan?

Ryan McQueen?

Yeah. No, you weren't as good as your brother.

Okay, well, I'm... Okay,

all right, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

Look, since you are a former student, you know, maybe you could help me out.

You know?

After you just insulted me?

Oh, no, I meant that you were a good student and your brother was. I wasn't.

got you guys mixed up. It was a really long time ago.

Yeah.

Surely, we can do something to work this out because we know each other, you

know, for old time's sake.

For old time's sake? Yeah.

You know, since I was such a good teacher to you. I think I'm going to

police. No, no, no.

I'll lose my job. You don't want me to lose my job. Think about all the kids

still need education.

You'd be robbing them of that.

So you want to make, like...

I'm going to work something out. Yeah, I mean, show me something you want,

right? Like, a purse? I mean, a wallet?

No, no, no, I'm sorry. I was just making a joke, trying to lighten the

situation.

Maybe I can give you money, or... No, there's no... No, there's something that

I've actually always wanted from you.

What's that?

Ryan!

You wanted my boobs?

Or you wanted to touch my boobs?

Alright, if you're touching my boobs, will this make you let me go?

No. No?

If you get on your knees, that's a start.

What do you think?

Tell you how wonderful you are.

No.

Do you want me to call the police? No, no, no.

Which is it?

Well, I don't want to go to jail, so I guess I'm getting on my knees.

Get on your knees.

Okay.

All right.

Where?

Right here.

Now what?

Are you sure, like, that if I do this, you'll let me go?

Yeah.

Okay. I guess it's okay.

I'll be a good teacher. Yeah.

I'll do anything to pass your security test.

So you promise if I do this, right?

Okay, you better keep your word.

Okay.

and you were touching my tits, you want to see them.

Yeah.

That'll help.

That'll help me get out of it.

Uh -huh.

um um

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, that's it.

Fuck.

Uh -huh.

I'm going to fuck you. Get up here.

I thought you just said you wanted me to blow you.

No.

Do I have to do more?

Yeah, you have to do more.

Oh. So this is what you wanted in school?

Always.

Oh my God.

Your teacher's getting old, though.

Yeah, there we go, baby.

You don't want to do this right till you're happy.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck Fuck

oh yeah

you want to take them

yeah yeah yeah definitely

You're doing a good job, right?

Yeah.

Fuck yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh, yeah. I can't tell anybody.

Especially your brother.

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Fuck those tits. Right there.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Fuck, that's good.

Fuck,

yes.

Oh my gosh.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh,

fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

That isn't even you, my student.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, well, you can take them and just go, okay? Okay, but you're not going to

tell anybody, right?

No. Okay, okay. No.