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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifters. Can I leave?

No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These
women are caught on hidden camera and

are prosecuted to the fullest extent,
all on video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

Can you sit in that chair over the back,
please?

Can you be quick about it? Just go sit
down.

Okay.

I'm going to make this very easy for
you.

Do you know why you're in here?

No, I don't.

Funny, because that's the thing.
Everyone cares when I bring it to my

I ask them to tell me why they're in
here. They just, no one seems to know

they've done anything wrong.

I'm really confused about why I'm here.
Can I please just go?

All right.

This is how it's going to go.

I'm going to let you sit here for a
little while and think about what you

And hopefully when I come back, you're
going to own up to it. And then we can

get this sorted much more quicker than
you just making out that you've done

nothing wrong.

Okay?

When I come back, I'm going to want your
ID and I'm going to want a little bit

more information about you.

So think about it.

Okay? I'll be back.

Excuse me, sir. I really don't know why
I'm here.

Well, you better think about why you're
here. I'll be back in a minute.

Okay, how's your amnesia? Is it any
better?

What?

Why do you think you're in here?

Can I just go? I have no idea why I'm in
here.

Well, I'll enlighten you, because
obviously your amnesia is obviously very

So, the entire office, or should I say
the entire floor of the department store

is totally camera -ed, okay?

You was walking past the aisle with all
the batteries in it, okay? You stopped

in front of the aisle with all the
batteries in it.

When you moved past that particular
aisle, there was a group of batteries,

in fact, which would have four in a
packet, and there was only three in

The packet had been opened.

One battery had been taken out, leaving
three left in an open packet.

Now, you were the only person that
walked past that particular display.

So, it's pretty obvious to me that you
opened that packet and removed one of

those batteries for whatever reason.

Which is basically shoplifting.

No, no, please, please. Can I just
explain? Yes, please do. I really would

you to explain.

Okay, like, honestly, there's a lot of
people that come to your store and say,

did not take a battery. I'm really
confused about this whole thing. I mean,

maybe it was a kid or something who just
messed with your stuff in your store.

Anybody could have taken a battery.

I'm really confused. And even if
somebody did, it's just a battery.

I just go?

I'm going to be in big trouble. I'm
going to be late for work. I have to go.

Well, you're in big trouble now.

That battery, that pack of batteries, I
can see very clearly. We can zoom in.

There is just a battery. Can I please
go? That is not the point.

Stealing is stealing. If you have
removed a battery from a packet without

for it, you're shoplifting.

Okay? And if you look at that sign up
there, what's that sign up there?

Shoplifters will be prosecuted.

That is why you're in here right now.

I didn't take a battery, okay? Well,
we're going to find that out, because in

little while, once I've got your ID,
which I'm going to want right now...

have my purse. Yes, I'll have your
purse. Check it.

Have a look. Check it. Okay.

Want the phone out?

No.

Two phones? What are you, some kind of
drug dealer?

I'm a business.

Ah, cool.

Well, I'd like to think what your
business is.

Okay, well, there's your ID.

Let's see if it's something.

I'm... Sit down. Sit down. I'm writing
down your information because the police

will want it.

I can just call the police down and get
them here and I'll let them... I'll just

leave them to you. I'll just... Give me
a job. Give me a job. Okay. This is my

idea. Okay.

32, huh? And you're shoplifting.

I'm 34.

I wonder what your job would say when
they find out you went into a department

store and shoplifted one battery.
regardless of what it is. It's still a

battery, huh?

Yeah, it's just a battery.

Mm -hmm.

Honestly, like, I could get fired right
now because I'm supposed to be at work.

Okay, well, I'm going to photocopy your
ID.

I'm going to fill out some paperwork and
make a come back in.

And I hope by then you're going to
produce the battery and we can clear

little matter up.

Otherwise, I'm going to be taking some
mug shots of you and I'm going to be

strip searching you.

Think about that for a minute.

Yes, you have me. Strip sense you.

You're a security.

You're not a police. You can't just do
that. Yes, I can. Take it out.

Your ID, that in your bag.

Once your bag is clear, so we don't have
to worry about that anymore.

There's that.

So, I have your profile and your file
all made up.

So where's the battery?

What battery? What if it just fell off
the shelf? What if the package... It

opened itself and fell on the floor.

I thought there was before where the
glue came unpackaged from the plastic

keeps it inside. I've had my colleagues
look around the area where the batteries

were. Maybe it's under a shelf. Please,
sir, please. I'm going to be... Okay.

I'm still late for work. Well, I'll tell
you what we'll do. We'll expedite this,

because what we're going to do is I'm
going to wand you, okay?

First, after I wand you, then I'm going
to obviously take some stills of you,

which is obviously going to be mugshots
for my file, or your file, should I say,

and then... I thought I was innocent.

Well then we'll find them out, won't we?
Okay.

We will totally find them out. So if
you'd like to just stand up and I'll

quickly give you this little wand,
please.

Or a quarter plate, it's up to you.
Okay, okay.

Okay, so you can stand, stand where I
am, facing me.

That's it, facing me. There we go.

Okay, so if you want to go back over
there, I'm just going to take a couple

them. Sorry, let me just help you. There
we are. Space me, and I'm going to get

you to turn to the side as well in a
minute.

One second.

Okay.

That's one. Now if you want to turn to
the side, please, for a side profile

shot.

Now, I'm going to need you to remove
that dress.

You can't just ask me to remove my
dresser.

Well, yeah, I can, because you're in my
security office, and my job is to find

lost, or should I say, stolen property.

And I need to basically find out if
you're carrying that stolen property, or

phone the police and they do it. This is
the nice way, instead of the police

coming here and giving you, you know,
the old glove treatment.

Because that's what's going to happen.

So I think I'm a better, you're a better
option really. So can you just remove

that dress?

I won't look if that's what you want.

Thank you.

Do you need a hand?

No. Okay.

Are you sure you don't need a hand with
that?

I'm good.

Okay. Okay, there.

Okay, wonderful.

Done. Okay, there it is.

Can you take it off? I need to go
through the dress to see if there's any

pockets in it or somewhere where you
might be able to stash something.

Thank you.

Try to have a little secret pocket cut
in the lining where they sneak in a few

bits and pieces and just walk out with
whatever they have stolen.

All right, well, nothing there.

Let's do another little wand on your
shoulder.

Spread your legs.

Don't just go off.

Can you bend over?

I'm going to call the police if you
don't do it that way. Okay.

Bend over.

That's the metal detector, right? I eat
a lot of iron.

You have a lot of iron in your blood,
really? Yes, I do.

I eat a lot of kale.

Stand up.

Arms out.

Is... I... Did you see it?

What? I feel something.

That thing, my underwear... You know
what? Take your underwear off.

Really?

Yeah, really.

There's something in there. I need to
know what it is.

All the players.

Okay, okay. Phone call.

Underwear. Choice is yours.

the toy it's a toy yeah do toys use
batteries by chance no

what oh what what are you powered by the
thumb these days huh

i would like to see this okay let me do
it

it's really tight oh my gosh

Yes, yes, definitely, definitely.

We have a toy department. You might have
nicked that from our toy department.

Can I have a look at this?

This would take... I've seen these
before.

This would take an AA battery.

Wouldn't it?

Hmm.

How funny.

Slippery hands. I wonder why it's
slippery. It must be all that lube

on it.

I can't find my hands with.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. The display.

Removed one battery to put it into your
toy and then stuck it back up your ass.

Look, look, look. Let me explain, okay?
You know what? Take a seat.

I want to hear this. Just you take a
seat. I'm all in.

Okay, well, I'm sure you can understand
my situation, right? I just... Oh,

I'm looking at your situation. Please
explain because I'm dying to hear it.

Look, it's not that big of a deal. I
just... I was really...

wanting to use my toy, and in the middle
of it, you know... In the middle of

shopping, you just went dead. Is that
what you're going to tell me? No, no,

no, no. Look, just listen, okay? I... My
battery died, and I just really, really

needed my toy. I, like, I needed it, you
know? You still have an info?

It just died in the middle of what I was
doing, okay? Look, this is hard for me

to talk about. Please don't interrupt.

It's just... Yeah, okay, it died.

I wanted to come get a new battery, and
I didn't have the money, because...

Because I don't have any money on my
card right now, and I just really wanted

it.

All right, let's just put this into
perspective, okay?

You're 32.

What up, 33?

You're 34.

You're late for work.

What do you think work's going to say
when they find out you went into an

apartment store and because your toy's
battery died, you stole one?

And ended up in my office and pretty
much turned up going to the police

you're going to get done for
shoplifting.

No, no, no, please, please. Was that a
clever move?

Please, no, no. Look, I know it was
stupid, okay? I know it was dumb.

please.

I'm sure there's something we can do,
like... Yeah, maybe if you can go back

time and not do it.

I'll pay for it.

I'll pay for it.

So, if I went into a bank, robbed it,
and then decided to give the money back,

do you think they're going to let me off
because I gave the money back?

Okay, okay, I see. You see my point?

Yes, but... Unfortunately, you're on
camera, right? I found this. Now,

two chains of command that basically
have to be wiped clean for you to get

of this.

Why would I do that? What would be the
point of me letting you off and risk the

chance of me losing my job?

I will seriously get fired, please.
That's all right. I will be so

Don't you understand that? This is so
embarrassing. You cannot let other

people... Please, I can't let anybody...
This will...

kill me no well i can't think can you
think of a way to get i mean all right

right fine i have an idea okay so all
right i'm just gonna say it

i'm just gonna say it like maybe like
maybe instead of my toys

up there it could be you i'm just saying
like just just once like just you know

so you're saying you're gonna let me put
my Dick in your ass, is that what

you're saying?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like,

don't act like you don't want it,
because I know you do, and all the guys

me, so... But they can never have me,
because I have a boyfriend, okay? Well,

because you've got a toy, that's why
they can't have you. I have a boyfriend,

not my pussy, just... Oh, I see. That
would be cheating, but like, just this

once, okay?

And then you can just act like none of
this ever happened, and I can go.

Well, first of all, if I'm going to do
that, you're going to have to get on

knees because you're going to have to
get my dick nice and hard.

I didn't have great old blowjob. Do you
think I'm going to put my dick in your

ass without getting a bit of blowjob
action first? Are you fucking for real?

Look, I'm... It's either that or I'm
just going to pass you on to the place

makes... Okay, okay, okay.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Okay.

On your knees. There we go.

What are you doing? Nothing, nothing.

I just, sometimes I document things.
Anyway, doesn't matter.

Anyway.

Now. You don't have a problem getting
hard. I mean, I can just do it now.

I'd like to be really hard to get in
someone's arse. And just so you know,

and make it like you actually like it.
Even if, you know, you don't. Because I

want to get Pum and Johnny out of this.
And if I'm going to risk my job, then it

better be worth it for me. You know what
I'm saying?

Alright, so... You can't stare at it all
day.

I mean, do something with it.

Oh, what, you think that's it?

Really? oh my god this is the kind of
ledger of your boyfriend no wonder okay

okay

that

feels quite good

oh i can't touch your boobs now you've
got my dick in your mouth

I think, did it really matter at this
point if I'm touching your boobs?

No, no. No, it doesn't really matter.
You've got a good boob then. I'm

them, sorry.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, that's so good.

If I could just suck you off right here.

Yeah, what does that mean?

I just put your ass in my mouth. Oh, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on.

You offered me your ass. The deal is for
your ass. This is just like an

appetizer.

You know? Uh -huh. The main course is
your ass.

Yeah. I want both.

If you want to get away with it. I mean,
you know, if you want me to destroy

your file, get rid of the footage of you
passing that so -called display, then I

want your ass as well.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh, that's good.

Now you're making me feel welcome.

Really good boobs.

Wow.

Probably why you haven't got any money
because it went into your tits.

It's not your business. No it's not,
you're right. I'll just keep just quiet

let you suck my cock.

And I'll tell you when...

when we're done just so you know isn't
your decision when it's over that's mine

okay just

Are you getting close?

Close to what?

I don't know, close to something?

Close to wanting to fuck your ass, you
mean?

Yeah.

Ish. I'm getting cozy -ish. Yeah, I'm
getting in a mood.

Oh, fuck.

You know, I'm feeling generous today, so
I'll show you what I'm going to do for

you.

Give me your hand.

I'm going to let you put a little bit of
lube up there, just so it's not so

painful.

See, so I'm not a monster.

You're welcome.

Go on, put it up there.

That's it. Let me see through it. That's
it.

There you go.

There you go.

Don't say I don't do anything for you.

Thank you, thank you.

How's that now? Does it feel better?

Yeah. Okay, so let's put you over here.

Let's bend you right over and give a
look. Can you see this pretty little

Oh, it does look nice.

I'll just put this in first.

Papa, what if... My dick, what do you
think?

really tight okay I'll take it I'll take
it slowly I want you to enjoy it as

much as I do oh it's so tight it's so
tight

oh it's so tight oh yes it is ah ah yes
it really is oh

that's just let me right in that dude oh
oh

Take it easy, take deep

breaths.

You've got a very tight arse I've got to
say.

Is it good? Is it okay?

Oh, you don't think we're done yet, do
you?

No, this is... Just make it true you
like it, baby. Just make it true you

it. Oh, I love it. I'm loving this right
now.

I love how your ass feels.

Just fuck it just a little bit harder,
do you?

That was so fucking good. Oh, God.

Oh, your pussy's nice. I love it when
your pussy...

We'll turn you around now.

I'll put some more lube for you.

Here you go.

I'm going to make sure you're feeling
comfortable.

Enjoy it. Thank you. As much as I do.

Get on there.

run extra time.

Do you need more lube?

get into it now.

friend if you go to prison are you oh no
no so can i put it straight in or do

you want me to clean it first okay okay
i'll clean it first you want to clean my

dick yeah yes okay and then i'm going to
put it in your

I'm not a good security guard. Oh thank
you sir.

There you go.

Clean my dick and while you're down
there you can suck it again.

Uh -huh.

See?

That's what I'm feeling.

I do like the way your pussy looks. I'm
actually looking forward to putting my

cock inside it.

And taste your ass as well.

Oh, yes. That's sucking my fucking ass
juice off it.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yes.

Get it wet. We're going to put it right
back in that pussy now.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you go.

You're so good at that.

I'm happy you came into my store and
stole something today. Come on, stand

Good girl.

Your boyfriend's not going to know. I'm
not going to say a word.

It's just between me and you.

I promise. I promise, of course.

Gorgeous fucking pussy.

You feel so fucking good, baby.

Oh, I love you, pussy, so much.

Yes.

Oh, I feel so bad.

It's okay.

You can scream if you want.

My outfit is very far away from the shop
floor.

Just stay like that.

Perfect.

That's just how I want you.

You! You!

Lean on this. There we go.

There you go. Just kneel down. That's
it. Relax.

Relax.

don't worry it's not going anywhere it's
just for my personal stuff it's fine

I want you to sit on my dick.

Come right here, baby.

Here, come here.

Come and sit on my lap.

Pretty, pretty last minute.

Okay, this way.

You can turn this way first. It's okay.

I don't want to make too hard for you.
There we are.

There we are. Now you reach back. I want
you to put that in your arms.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh yeah.

Okay, yeah.

Oh.

You make me come and I'm gonna let you
go.

Oh, I can make you come. I'm gonna let
you go.

Oh, I can make you come.

Good job.

This is your freedom you're talking
about.

Yes, that's it.

Make me want to come up with this
beautiful big dance.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, God, yes, that's it.

Oh.

God, now your brain, it all stops. Fuck,
yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That was so fucking good.

I've got to tell you.

You may have only stole the battery, but
for a small indiscretion, that was the

best anal fuck I've had in a long time.

So thank you for that.

For that error in judgement.

Because I really enjoyed that.

So I'll tell you what we're going to do.

I'm going to tear up your file.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I'm going to wipe your videos like you
were never here. Oh, thank you.

And you're going to go out there in my
side bathroom. You're going to clean up

and you're going to get out and you're
not going to come back and steal

from my shop again.

And if you do, you might find yourself
back here.

I promise.

Which is a shame. I'd like to see you
again, but anyway.

Thank you so much.

Grab your stuff.

Follow the door.