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Good news... my morning
sickness is finally over!
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Even better news... I had a great dream
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about me and Beyonc�.
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Prudence, I see you two are still married.
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Yeah... and they said it wouldn't last.
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And by "they," I mean you.
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Care for some toast with gooseberry jam?
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Keep it together.
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Because when you gag, I gag.
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I got it, rock-solid.
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It's quite tasty,
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although it does look
like phlegm on toast.
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Here we go.
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I can't.
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- Oh, you gotta stop.
- No, you stop.
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- Why did you say phlegm?
- You gotta stop.
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- Get it outta here!
- Put it away!
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Ohh.
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Yeah, we might need to take a break
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on the weird British breakfast food,
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at least until the baby is born...
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and grows up... and moves out.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'll eat it in the other room.
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I'm guessing I should also
take this blood sausage.
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- Stop it!
- Uhhgh!
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No!
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These ginger lollipops you got me
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are really helping with
the morning sickness.
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And look what I can do...
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Where do you think your mouth is?
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I can't wait to go to the farmers' market
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and show off my sweet, new ride!
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Ooh, Mama means business.
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Ohh, I love that new cart smell.
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We should get moving... it's
purple cauliflower season,
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and it's gonna be a madhouse down there!
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Look!
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Lizzy, it's happening!
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Oh, just use the plunger.
It's a low-flow toilet.
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Five squares max.
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No! The whales, they're mating in the bay.
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Ew, don't call it that.
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No, actual humpback whales
are mating in Santa Monica Bay.
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Look, if we hurry, we can
kayak out there and watch.
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Well, not too close, or you
become part of the action.
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Anyway, we already have plans.
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It's the third Sunday of the month,
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if you know what I mean.
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I'm not allowed in a Catholic church,
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if that's your plan.
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No, it's Sunday Funday.
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We go to our favorite farmers' market,
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the one in Hollywood.
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- Suck it, Studio City!
- Oh!
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Last time I was at a farmers'
market was in Thailand,
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and I was accused of smuggling melons.
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Oh, there's drama at
this farmers' market, too.
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Irv, the muffin guy, is Jewish,
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but his wife is not.
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It's just I've been craving
a bit of adventure lately.
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Okay, okay, well, the, uh,
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only room we haven't
done it in is Lizzy's.
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Yes, you have.
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And I wasn't sleeping.
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No, what I mean is
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I've just been feeling a bit restless.
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I mean, this is the longest
I've stayed in one place
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since I was a volunteer in Morocco,
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reforming pickpocket monkeys.
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Wow, you've lived an adventurous life.
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I can't compete with monkeys,
unless it's sports trivia.
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They suck at sports trivia.
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Hey, you and I have had some
pretty legendary adventures
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before old melon smuggler here showed up.
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What about our last road trip?
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Did you rent a camper van
and just hit the open road,
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going where the wind takes you?
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Close... we rented a minivan
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and we drove down to San Diego
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to clean out my aunt's apartment.
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And?
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And she had a lot of cats,
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- and they had attitude.
- Ohh.
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Look, the point is,
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if you're looking for adventure,
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today is your lucky day.
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How do I know? 'Cause it's Sunday,
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and that's the only day
that rhymes with "Funday"!
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Except for Monday.
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Just leave the naming of the days to me.
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Sunday Funday, bitches!
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Not you guys.
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Yeah!
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All right!
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Don't worry, they're not finished.
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They're just taking a
five-minute chai break.
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We always stop and give
Grains N' Roses some love.
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I've never seen anybody grind
to easy listening before.
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Wow... kind of a scene down here.
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Purple cauliflower brings
all the boys to the yard.
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Yeah... and that bus of seniors.
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Oh, just wait.
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We haven't even gotten
into the lettuces yet.
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This is just the tip...
yep, I'm gonna say it...
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of the "iceberg," heh.
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While you two are giggling
over nut butters...
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I picked up a local paper.
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Oh, that paper just has ads
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for medical marijuana and dirty massages.
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It's my favorite paper.
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And look at the cover story.
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"The Thrill-seekers Guide to L.A."
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This is exactly what
I've been looking for!
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Look, doesn't this sound fun?
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"Skydiving in Death Valley."
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- Huh.
- Called that for a reason.
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"Climb in the Hollywood Sign at Night."
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- Well...
- If you wanna get murdered.
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Ooh! "Wingsuiting in Malibu."
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- I mean...
- That's a closed casket.
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Oh, look! There's a pub close by
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where you can have a
drink and play with snakes.
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Look, if we hurry, we can
catch the 2:00 feeding.
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That actually sounds kinda fun.
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Oh, please, you don't even like snakes.
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Well, maybe 'cause I never
play with them while drinking.
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Enough, Luke, I mean
this is Sunday Funday.
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The line for the olive oil
tasting is getting longer.
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He's gonna run out of ciabatta!
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Have you ever flipped a snake on its back
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and tickled its belly?
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They actually laugh.
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Dude, come on.
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Babe, let's go.
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- Luke!
- Honey!
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So, this is my life now.
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I'm stuck between two women,
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and it's not the romp
some amateur filmmakers
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would have you believe.
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I'm gonna tell you the same thing
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I told my cousin Chuck last week.
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Your problem is you got two wives.
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Marcus, Lizzy is not my wife.
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Text her you're not
coming home for dinner.
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Can't do that... would've
needed to call her before 5:00.
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Look, a month ago,
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you only had to worry about
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keeping Lizzy happy.
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And now, you have Prudence,
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who I'm guessing makes you happy
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in a way a lesbian friend can't.
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Technically, lesbians can...
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they just don't want to.
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I'm just saying Prudence
wants to try new things,
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so you might wanna get on board with her
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before she gets bored with you.
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You think she's gonna get bored with me?
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I'm bored with you.
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We never do anything!
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It's just work, work, work.
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Because this is where we work.
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My point is...
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one of these days, surprise me.
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Dinner goes a long way.
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To sum it up,
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if Prudence wasn't so obsessed
with her thrill-seeking,
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Luke and I would've had
a classic Sunday Funday,
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and I wouldn't be stuck eating
store-bought baby carrots
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like a common whore.
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Hey, a little parenting tip:
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if you ever need to
put that baby to sleep,
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tell this farmers' market story.
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Okay, I dropped off the princess castle
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in the backyard for the next time
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you babysit Georgie.
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And it's kinda windy out there,
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and I didn't have the proper tools, so...
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wouldn't be surprised if
the whole thing fell apart.
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Wait, Sissy, why are you guys
leaving a play castle here?
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You don't even have one
for her at your place.
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We want your house to be fun for her.
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Especially this summer
when we go to Burning Man.
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Oh, by the way, you're watching her
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this summer when we go to Burning Man.
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Of course.
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I hope I didn't miss the rest of that
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great farmers' market story.
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- She's still going.
- Damn.
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And the other thing is,
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he introduced me to this farmers' market.
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I was all Studio City, all the time!
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Relax, Sissy. You're not losing Luke.
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I'm sure his judgment's all clouded.
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British people do some
funky things in bed.
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I've heard.
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Don't worry about it.
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Luke's not gonna turn
into a different person.
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I know, you're right.
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Oh, my God. Who are you?
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Kinda looks like a gay superhero.
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Truth, justice, and the American "Heeey!"
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Please tell me you're not
jumping out of an airplane.
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Planes are dangerous.
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I'm jumping off a cliff.
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I'm doing that wingsuiting thing
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from Prudence's list.
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Is there a parachute?
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- I think so.
- How do you land?
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Not sure.
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Well, that's not gonna end well.
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I've seen you sprain your ankle
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watching the Olympics.
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Relax, I don't actually soar off a cliff
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for a couple weeks.
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It's so dangerous they make you practice
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in a wind tunnel with padded walls.
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Have you looked at yourself?
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'Cause you could skip
right to the padded walls.
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Let's go... Georgie's waiting in the car
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with the air conditioning on.
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Relax, America.
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Dude, you're gonna die.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
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you're even considering doing this,
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especially since you're
about to be a father.
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Yeah, but I'm also a husband to Prudence.
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I made a vow: "Till death do us part."
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That doesn't mean today!
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Okay, if Prudence jumped
off a bridge, would you?
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We're actually doing that next week.
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- What's wrong with you?!
- Nothing!
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I... just wanna change things up a little.
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I've worked at a bowling
alley my whole life.
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The most exotic thing I've ever done
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was sleep with a
half-Asian girl in Fresno.
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You slept with Chang Ming Robinson?
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Not important, but, yes, twice.
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Listen, Luke, there are other ways
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to expand your horizons, okay?
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Your library card is just
sitting in your drawer.
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I got news for you...
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going to the library, not on the list.
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Not even the one downtown?
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You have to go through a metal detector.
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Look, you already got
Prudence to marry you.
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What are you trying to prove?
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I'm trying to keep her.
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- What?
- Uhh...
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I just don't want her
to get bored with me.
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Bored with you?
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Yeah. You've seen the life she's lived.
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She's done everything,
and she's been everywhere.
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You know when she's
really gonna get bored?
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When you're dead!
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Oh, don't be so dramatic!
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Are you seriously gonna do this?
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00:10:53,856 --> 00:10:55,857
Yeah! Today I train,
260
00:10:55,891 --> 00:10:58,125
tomorrow, I taste the clouds.
261
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,795
It's time to fly, baby!
262
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,254
Luke! Lizzy!
263
00:11:07,803 --> 00:11:09,437
Oh, my God!
264
00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:10,972
Oh, my God.
265
00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:13,449
And somehow that's flattering on you.
266
00:11:14,293 --> 00:11:15,643
Is he gonna be all right?
267
00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:17,678
Well, he has a slight concussion,
268
00:11:17,713 --> 00:11:19,146
he dislocated his shoulder,
269
00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:21,048
and we had to put him under to reset it.
270
00:11:21,316 --> 00:11:23,384
Well... we didn't have to,
271
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:25,820
but it's hard to watch a grown man cry.
272
00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:36,060
I'm gonna need some more
information from him.
273
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,396
Oh! Yes...
274
00:11:37,747 --> 00:11:39,060
Here is his insurance card,
275
00:11:39,062 --> 00:11:40,996
and a number to his primary doctor,
276
00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:42,516
and an adorable picture of him as a baby.
277
00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:44,562
Oh, hello...
278
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:46,687
So, you're the wife?
279
00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:47,854
Oh, no, I'm his wife.
280
00:11:47,889 --> 00:11:49,089
Yeah, I'm his lesbian best friend.
281
00:11:49,123 --> 00:11:50,324
She's having his baby.
282
00:11:50,358 --> 00:11:51,358
We all live together.
283
00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:56,163
Now I can see why he
tried to kill himself.
284
00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:03,085
Okay, uh, date of birth.
285
00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:07,195
Um... I believe he was a winter baby.
286
00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:09,749
It's June 19th.
287
00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:11,878
That's winter in Australia.
288
00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:15,015
Does he have any allergies?
289
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:17,476
He gets a little "handsy" on tequila.
290
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,420
He can't have penicillin,
and he can't eat mushrooms,
291
00:12:20,455 --> 00:12:21,788
which he says is an allergy,
292
00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:23,423
but he just doesn't like them.
293
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,192
You know what, I'm just
gonna move my pen around,
294
00:12:25,226 --> 00:12:27,961
make you think I wrote
that last part down.
295
00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:32,640
Look, Prudence, I've got this
296
00:12:32,642 --> 00:12:33,578
if you wanna go home and change
297
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,218
out of your hot air balloon.
298
00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:37,471
No, that's all right, I think Luke would
299
00:12:37,505 --> 00:12:39,139
want to see his wife when he wakes up.
300
00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:42,075
See? He agrees with me.
301
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,244
No, that's the noise he
makes when he's in pain.
302
00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:47,447
He's uncomfortable. He
needs to be propped up.
303
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,082
Well, I sleep with him every night,
304
00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:51,585
and he prefers to be flat on his back.
305
00:12:51,619 --> 00:12:53,120
Maybe if you're on top of him.
306
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,555
But I know that he's prone to dry throat
307
00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:58,759
because I was there for his
emergency adenoid surgery
308
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,627
during spring break,
and try finding a doctor
309
00:13:00,662 --> 00:13:03,163
who does anything but
breast implants in Tampa.
310
00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:05,799
Well, you may have known him longer,
311
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,367
but according to the state of Nevada
312
00:13:07,402 --> 00:13:09,136
and the former prostitute who married us,
313
00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:10,725
I'm legally his wife.
314
00:13:11,239 --> 00:13:13,941
Yeah, a wife who doesn't
know her husband's birthday!
315
00:13:13,975 --> 00:13:15,275
Well, I know his favorite "Star Wars"
316
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,576
is "Empire Strikes Back."
317
00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:17,945
Oh, that's everybody's favorite!
318
00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:19,397
Lizzy, give it to me!
319
00:13:19,681 --> 00:13:21,515
No, you give it to me!
320
00:13:21,549 --> 00:13:23,850
Lizzy, you've got to hand over the reins
321
00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:25,319
to Luke at some point!
322
00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,420
It's my job to look after him now.
323
00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:29,622
Oh, really? Well, great job
looking after him, Prudence,
324
00:13:29,624 --> 00:13:30,586
because, if it wasn't for you,
325
00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:32,759
he wouldn't be lying
unconscious in a hospital bed,
326
00:13:32,761 --> 00:13:34,101
trying to impress you!
327
00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:35,394
That's not true.
328
00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:36,601
Yes, it is!
329
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:38,003
He doesn't wingsuit,
330
00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:39,905
and he's never skydived or dove or "doven"
331
00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:41,874
or however you skydive in the past!
332
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,505
He was just trying to prove
to you that he's adventurous.
333
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,274
But he is adventurous.
334
00:13:47,308 --> 00:13:48,609
I mean, sexually, we do...
335
00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:50,477
That's not what I'm talking about!
336
00:13:50,885 --> 00:13:53,280
Look, he just was going along
with what you wanted to do
337
00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:56,183
because he was scared that you
were gonna get bored with him.
338
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,354
You coming?
339
00:14:10,898 --> 00:14:12,830
Of course, when no one's here.
340
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,736
So, I just completed my first solo trip
341
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:17,304
to the bathroom, so I guess we're all
342
00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:18,915
pretty happy about that.
343
00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:21,508
Now that you're okay, I think I can say
344
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,344
we both got something out of this.
345
00:14:23,678 --> 00:14:25,512
You got to fly, and I got to be right...
346
00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:27,112
which, for me, is like flying.
347
00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:32,719
Luke, I made you my mum's
famous vegetable soup recipe.
348
00:14:32,754 --> 00:14:34,304
It's just water and a carrot.
349
00:14:34,555 --> 00:14:35,856
We didn't have much growing up.
350
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,924
But there's plenty of love in there.
351
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,913
But the main ingredient is water.
352
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,030
Who are you?
353
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,301
I'm Prudence.
354
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,171
I'm your wife.
355
00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:53,464
I'm kidding!
356
00:14:56,778 --> 00:14:58,245
Whoo!
357
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:01,748
A little post-concussion humor.
358
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,445
You should've been there
when Lizzy mentioned the baby,
359
00:15:03,447 --> 00:15:05,241
and I said, "We went through with that?"
360
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:09,990
Yeah, but it's so much
funnier when he does it to you.
361
00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:15,279
Anyway, I was thinking,
once my ribs fuse back...
362
00:15:16,302 --> 00:15:18,329
we can start checking
stuff off your list again.
363
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,016
Or we could try another list.
364
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,188
Look at this...
365
00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:25,704
"Ten Best Places to Sit
Quietly Around the City."
366
00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:28,542
Apparently, there's a dry
patch of grass downtown
367
00:15:28,576 --> 00:15:30,274
that's a must-try.
368
00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:33,947
Why are you reading "AARP" magazine?
369
00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:35,821
Hey, that's mine.
370
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,452
There was a Lily Tomlin cover story.
371
00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,389
I'm sorry, "a dry patch of grass?"
372
00:15:42,423 --> 00:15:44,791
- What's going on?
- Nothing.
373
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:46,793
It's just that I've
had plenty of adventure.
374
00:15:46,828 --> 00:15:48,911
Maybe it's time to calm things down.
375
00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:52,015
Learn Sudoku... or watch "NCIS."
376
00:15:57,138 --> 00:15:58,466
But that's not you.
377
00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:01,802
Well, it turns out
wingsuiting isn't really you.
378
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,677
What are you talking about?
379
00:16:03,711 --> 00:16:05,646
I mean, sure, I had a little accident,
380
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,271
and it hurts when I
breathe, talk, and pee...
381
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,284
but it doesn't mean I wanna
stop trying new things.
382
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:13,466
Well, then why are you worried
that I'm gonna get bored with you?
383
00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:15,693
Who said I was worried about
you getting bored with me?
384
00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:24,943
You told her that?
385
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,708
Because you told her that.
386
00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:29,870
And the question is,
why couldn't you tell me?
387
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:32,206
No, Prudence, wait. Let me explain!
388
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,174
What did you do?!
389
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:41,531
Prudence!
390
00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:43,500
I can't believe you told Prudence
391
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,235
I was scared she was
gonna get bored with me.
392
00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:47,037
Did you also show her
pictures of me from the summer
393
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:48,985
I was fat and had frosted tips?
394
00:16:49,657 --> 00:16:52,042
No! There's no coming back from that.
395
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,578
What did you want me to do?
396
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,112
You were jumping through
very dangerous hoops,
397
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:57,681
trying to be someone you're not.
398
00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:59,516
Lizzy, I'm not a different person.
399
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,184
I was just trying to
break the mold a little.
400
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:03,020
But I like our mold.
401
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,633
It's shaped like us.
402
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:07,219
Well, now we have to
fit Prudence inside us.
403
00:17:08,508 --> 00:17:10,560
Or a different way of saying that.
404
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:15,563
But I get it, it's not
just the two of us anymore.
405
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,469
I feel bad.
406
00:17:17,768 --> 00:17:20,103
I shouldn't have told her
your accident was her fault.
407
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:22,739
I should've just told her what I told you.
408
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:24,441
And when we find her,
we should tell her that.
409
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:25,809
You just did.
410
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:26,758
Oh!
411
00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:30,914
I get it... you're British,
412
00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:33,517
so when you're upset, you
find the nearest castle.
413
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:38,088
No, when we're upset, we
drink and don't let it show.
414
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:42,251
Until we really let it show.
415
00:17:43,261 --> 00:17:44,995
Baby, I didn't mean to get you upset.
416
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:47,130
I just wanted you to think I'm awesome.
417
00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:48,899
And I guess I'm just
used to talking to Lizzy
418
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,067
about everything.
419
00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:51,079
Everything?
420
00:17:52,024 --> 00:17:53,876
Even that thing we did
last night with the...
421
00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:55,688
- Not that.
- He did not tell me that.
422
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,142
I just can't help feeling that
none of this would've happened
423
00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:01,144
if I knew you like she does.
424
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:03,180
She's had a 30-year head start.
425
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,115
Which is why it's a little tough for me
426
00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:06,850
to share him sometimes.
427
00:18:08,186 --> 00:18:09,516
Most times.
428
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,446
All the times!
429
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:15,313
You have to know I'd never want
you to get hurt because of me.
430
00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:17,127
Well, unless you were asking for it,
431
00:18:17,161 --> 00:18:20,032
like a slappy bedroom kind of situation.
432
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,165
I thought you guys were clapping in there,
433
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,079
and that bothered me.
434
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,173
No, last night was actual clapping.
435
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,540
I did a really good job.
436
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:44,487
I really do love you... and
you can tell me anything.
437
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,324
I know... and I love you.
438
00:18:49,804 --> 00:18:50,749
"I love you."
439
00:18:50,783 --> 00:18:52,317
"I love you, too."
440
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,196
And I guess it's kinda good to have
441
00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:58,899
a thrill-seeker around,
'cause it's certainly not us!
442
00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:01,638
You're bigger risk-takers than
you're giving yourselves credit for.
443
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,839
Are you talking about my cardigan?
444
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:04,227
'Cause I wasn't sure about it.
445
00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:06,143
No, I'm talking about the fact
446
00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:08,178
you're having a baby together.
447
00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:09,680
It's quite brave.
448
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:12,227
You're creating your
own definition of family.
449
00:19:12,229 --> 00:19:13,727
Thanks.
450
00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:16,563
So you think the cardigan's crazy.
451
00:19:17,579 --> 00:19:18,855
It's not my favorite.
452
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:20,352
Shut up.
453
00:19:25,863 --> 00:19:28,805
Wow... climbing up to the Hollywood Sign
454
00:19:28,807 --> 00:19:30,474
was a really good idea, Lizzy.
455
00:19:30,829 --> 00:19:33,157
I can't believe I did
something off the scary list.
456
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:35,133
Feels good to be bad.
457
00:19:35,406 --> 00:19:36,773
Ew...
458
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,446
Know what else feels good?
459
00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:45,430
Doing that hike up here with bruised ribs.
460
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,784
Couldn't have waited two, three days?
461
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,696
Oh, poor baby.
462
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:51,888
I'll help you get back on your feet.
463
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,857
Don't you mean "back on my back"?
464
00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:54,925
- Oh...
- Mmm...
465
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,988
You make it so hard to root for you two.
466
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,366
You know, if you look
really, really close,
467
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,700
you can just make out
468
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,869
the tents of the farmers' market.
469
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:09,873
Lizzy...
470
00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:11,908
I can't believe in 30
years we've never done this.
471
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,444
Look at us... this is our first
472
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:15,946
real adventure together.
473
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,106
Yeah, it is.
474
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,883
Especially since it's illegal.
475
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:20,884
Yeah.
476
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:21,676
Wait, what?!
477
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,179
Aah!
478
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,180
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