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I'm sorry I'm late.

As you know, this is the pre -marriage counseling session. This is a pre

-marriage counseling session.

It is mandatory in our state.

And basically, we're just going to ask you a couple of questions.

We're going to do a little bit of a compatibility test, nothing too

But if there's any issues that may come up in the past or whatnot, we'll deal

with them.

and get you guys underway to being a happily long -lived married couple.

good? Yeah. Okay. Sounds good.

How long have you guys been going out?

For about five months now, I'd say. Five months.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Where did you guys meet?

Vegas.

Anyone in particular or just kind of?

Just on the strip, I guess. Yeah, we were just walking by and kind of bumped

into each other.

Must have been some bump. Yeah.

Yeah.

What about you guys?

I'm Orville. And I'm Jenny.

Nice. Let me get you a couple.

And what's the last name to be that you guys are going to be?

Mr. and Mrs. Red and Cocker. Red and Cocker.

Do you guys have any children by previous marriage? Have you guys ever

married before?

No. I haven't.

Okay. And any children?

No. Not that I know of. Not that you know of. Nice.

Okay, very good.

Do you guys have a place to live?

Like you have a house or are you living with your folks?

We have a little condo.

Condo? You guys are making plans.

Okay.

You guys have any plans for the honeymoon? Where are you going to go?

I don't know.

You got to talk to her on that one.

I don't know. I kind of want to go overseas, but we'll just budget. We'll

I don't know.

Nice.

You have a lot of people coming to the wedding?

A few and chosen, I'd say.

Yeah. Okay. Big wedding, small wedding, kind of medium wedding.

I'll say medium. Private thing. Say about medium.

Medium, yeah.

Okay, excellent.

Now, for the next part of the session, what we're going to do is we're going to

ask you guys some relatively in -depth questions. It might get a little

embarrassing, but we would like you to be as honest as possible because, as you

know, honesty in a relationship is key.

Communication is key.

And those are two of the traits that, you know, will contribute to a

marriage. Cool?

Cool.

So, Jane, you look very nice.

Thank you.

I actually appreciate when couples dress up, at least one of you do.

Anyway.

We're going to have sex. Obviously.

That's fine. We all work hard.

Anyway, so tell me, have you, is this your first time being in love, or this

Yeah, yeah.

Outside of, you know, my little kindergarten first love, you know, this

No puppy love on this one? No.

Are your parents, both your parents cool with the whole relationship?

Yeah. Nice. Okay.

You guys all get along, the in -laws and whatnot?

Yeah, I'm okay with loving.

Okay, very good.

Would you say that your sexual experience, and like I said, this might

little embarrassing, but would you say that your sexual experience is varied,

is it, are you relatively inexperienced, or what would you, how would you rate

your prowess?

Relatively inexperienced, but not hidden in a closet, I guess.

Oh, okay.

Was he your first?

Um, no.

Okay. All right. Well, just, you know, it's good to know. I mean, it's not

you know, like I said, there's no secrets here. Yeah.

So, Orville, tell me about you. Is this your first true love?

True? Yes, sir.

Nice. Okay. Very good.

And would you consider yourself sexually experienced?

Uh, I would say. Would you say?

Yeah. All right.

So apparently you guys do have a good sex life.

Yeah. Okay. Five months.

That's a good start.

Put in the time. Now, I do have a question.

So you guys have been going out for five months.

Are you guys together all the time?

Most part, yeah. Yeah, for the most part.

Okay. But is there any time you guys spend away from each other, either at

or going out partying with other friends?

Yeah, if I hang out with my sister or he parties with his friends.

I've been out with a guy a few times. Okay. And you guys trust each other?

Completely?

Yeah. Nice. Okay. So there's no reason to doubt.

So Orville, as I was saying, we had you fill out a questionnaire.

It's a confidential questionnaire, but the questions share your significant

other. Again, it's a whole building of trust and making sure that you guys

go into the marriage with any preconceived notions or secrets or

Unfortunately, one of the questions you did answer that you had...

a relationship or with somebody that was not Jenny while

you guys were going out.

You didn't exactly say when it was, but it was, you know, sometime obviously in

the last five months.

Have you guys talked about that at all?

No, we have not.

Okay.

How do you feel about that, Jenny?

When did that happen?

Four months ago.

Really? Four months ago, I'd say.

With who?

The neighbor.

Wow.

And you didn't think it was important to tell me this?

That's why we're here, to get through this, come out with our honesties, and

if we can do this. Yeah, but the thing is, part of being honest, though, is

obviously not having, I mean, at least you guys are not on national TV doing

this, but...

Something like this can, as you can tell by her reaction, can actually damage a

relationship.

You know, so I don't know if there's something you guys need some time alone

chat or do you guys just want to keep working through the session?

I think we just need to keep going.

Okay. So this obviously comes as a surprise to you, correct?

Yeah. Okay.

So obviously this is going to be a problem.

Do you know which neighbor it was she's talking about?

The only, it was the neighbor

next door?

That's the one.

But she's like old.

How old was she?

Well, she's like in her 40s. I mean, really? Come on.

Yeah, we all make mistakes, and I guess she was just doing things you couldn't

do, I guess.

Wow, okay.

Wow.

Really?

You can do them now.

Okay,

well, before you guys get too into it, part of the counseling session that we

also offer, we do things a little differently here, and we do believe in

for an eye.

So, I mean, you know the only way to make this right is for her to go out and

have her own fling, for lack of a better term, without it. I mean, obviously you

know about it, so you don't have the whole betrayal thing that you've

on her. But, you know what I mean? It's like, it's only fair.

I mean, first of all, Jenny, how do you feel about that? I mean, is that

something that you would... one explorer? I mean, I know this is a lot

of swallow all at once.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, you're not going to?

Yeah. I think that it's probably the best idea.

Is this really what you recommend, Doctor?

This is actually what we recommend, yeah.

Because at that point, then you kind of understand what she's going through

right now in the hopes that... This will never happen again. It's kind of like a

shock therapy type of thing.

Yeah. You can see exactly how I feel right now.

So I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys just relax for a bit.

I'm going to step out real quick. And there's somebody I'd like you guys to

meet. And then we'll kind of go from there. And then, you know, just talk

you know, try to keep things kind of rational.

And I'll be back in just a minute.

I really can't.

I can't believe it. Like, why would you not tell me?

Well, it was so long ago. I didn't know if you were the one.

But regardless, why would you do it in the first place? I mean, with Kim?

I guess I just have to know in my heart if you're the right one. Slow down, slow

down, slow down.

I'm Jody.

I'm the intervention counselor.

Can I have a seat right here? Nice to meet you.

What's your name? I'm Jenny.

This is Orville. Orville, nice to meet you.

This is Jody. Jody's specially trained for these types of incidences, or lack

a better term.

So basically what I'm going to do, I'm going to let him take over the session.

I'm going to step out, and we're going to get your paperwork prepared.

And hopefully when you guys all walk out, that everybody will be smiling and

we'll be on our way to a nice, happy, healthy relationship.

Sound good?

Yeah. Okay, cool.

So you had some infidelity problems, huh?

I had.

Yeah, what's up with that?

Trying to work through them, man.

Do you love him?

Yeah. Do you love her?

Yeah. Well, why would you do something like that? Because it was in the

beginning, man. It doesn't matter.

I guess there really is no good excuse for that. So you understand why I'm here

today, right?

I'm pretty sure I understand.

Yeah? You sure you understand?

Yeah, I think I get it.

I want you to go have a seat over there.

Go have a seat over there, man.

You see this right here?

You're really going to do this.

Keep quiet. You keep quiet.

You see this right here?

Nice looking young lady. Stand up. Stand up.

Spin around.

If I had someone like that that loved me, I wouldn't be cheating on them.

So you're going to have to learn your lesson today.

You understand that?

I get it.

What you think about this?

Huh? You like somebody putting their hands all over your girl ass like that?

like that?

You may stand up. Go over there.

Take her clothes off.

Take her clothes off of me.

Walk over there to me.

Take her clothes off.

He's a woman.

I can't believe you wouldn't just tell me.

Maybe she would have understood or something, man.

You've got to learn the hard way. The hard way.

Get down on your knees, baby.

Get down on your knees.

Take a deep breath.

Shake your head all you want, sonny.

Hey, bro.

I haven't had this much problem since high school.

Now you pay attention.

Just think about this shit.

Oh.

time to cheat on.

Get out. Help out.