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It's morning, guys. Come on. Come on.

It's breakfast.

I have some presents for you.

Presents.

Presents for you.

Merry Christmas, baby.

I need more eggnog.

What are you saying, love?

Shut up. What is wrong with that? Come on. Cheer up. It's Christmas morning.

Let's go. Let's go.

Come on

Okay, let me just do some of you guys first.

Come on. And smile.

Alright, I'll do it. Do you want to stand up? Then we're going to sit down

we're going to do a bunch.

Please, put that finger away. Stop her.

Smile.

That's it. Make her make a smile. That's it. Force her to smile if you have to.

There you go.

God, you're such a cringe.

I hate Christmas.

Stop it.

Scott, come on.

Put your mother down.

Yeah, put your mother down. Come on.

That's it. Put your arms around each other. Come on.

Smile.

Say, happy Christmas.

Come on, do it.

Come on. You do it. Ready?

Go. Merry Christmas.

Come on, go on. Let's have some smiles out of you people. Come on, family.

We're going home, right? We're going home.

Be right back. I'll be right back.

I don't want me.

Let's get some of you quick. Yeah, let's get some of you. Smile, baby.

They're hugging.

That's it, just like if you wanted a camera. Come on, sit down.

God, do you have to drink this much eggnog this early in the morning,

Yeah, I do, actually.

This is what it's like living with you. That's why I have an eggnog. Two of you.

Oh my god, that's it. You're out of pictures.

We're not having you bring the pictures. Good, I don't want to be in your stupid

pictures anyways. I didn't want to be in the pictures in the first place. I

wanted to drink my eggnog and go to sleep and be in bed, but you woke me up.

I'm taking pictures.

You know what? You smile.

I'm going to do some pictures of us. The happy family, huh?

Come on, Mom.

It's just one day. I'm doing it.

Oh, look at that face. That's priceless.

Come on.

What is she like?

What happened to you? Who stole the jam out of your donut?

Come here. Get off me. Come here.

Get on, Mom.

Just a couple more. Come on.

Get in here.

There you go.

Do you want to stop with the fingers?

Send that one to your mom for me.

You know what? I'm going to love mine. I'll give you your present now. I want

your present.

I'm good.

How do you get so lucky?

I mean, how do you make such a lovely door with the attitude you've got?

Seriously. I don't know. Nikki is a great kid, but, you know, I don't know

you sometimes.

Yeah, great kid. Oh, what a wonderful Christmas this is going to be.

Hold on, let me just get a picture to remember you by.

Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, well none of you guys deserve any of this shit.

That's what it is.

Letting you know. Don't you like what we're wearing? Don't you like what we're

wearing? You know what? This is horrible.

Where did you get this?

You really don't like my outfits I got this year. No, I hate. I told you

already. I hate your outfits. I hate Christmas.

I hate all of this.

Honestly, I didn't get you guys anything.

No. I just got you guys.

I don't give a shit. I go shopping for you. You know what? I don't even like

living with you. I hate Christmas.

Now is a better time. I don't like living with you, sorry ass.

And you, none of you guys deserve anything.

You deserve nothing under the tree for you. You're a little slut.

You don't deserve shit either.

So let me just tell you, I got you guys nothing.

I'm drinking it because I have to drink it. I live with the two of you. Here's

your shenanigans. I know about them.

Horrible. Both of you. Awful.

I'm having whatever I want as an adult person.

My house.

I can do what I want. It's my house. None of you guys get shit under that.

Fucking tree.

Enjoy yourself. Merry fucking Christmas.

We're going to have a good Christmas.

She'll be fine. It's just an eggnog.

Fuck you.

It's going to be a good Christmas.

We're going to have a good time, me and you.

Just me and you.

Let's do one more picture.

I'm trying to fucking see you over here. Yeah, go look for me. Seriously, fuck

you guys.

Are you going to look for her?

How much is that she had?

I have no idea. Was she doing that all day and all night?

Pretty much.

I think she went to... Oh, that's fine. Have a good Christmas.

In fact, I think it's time you opened one of your presents I got you.

Okay. You want to go look for it? I do. Alright, so look, there's a bunch of

presents up there.

I'm not going to give you 20. I'm going to let you hunt for it. Okay. It's got

your name on it. Okay.

Have to dive in there a little bit.

Is that the one? Is that what you name on it?

Okay.

Well,

it's Christmas.

It's one of your favorite colors.

It's so cute.

Well, you know, I didn't want to get you. I mean, you're not a little girl

anymore. You know, you're a woman.

So I wanted to get you something that women would like, and I think that would

look wonderful on you. Well, thank you.

I didn't get you anything, though. Oh, don't worry about me.

I'm just happy to spend time with you. You know, the family will get hurt for

the moment.

You, I'm just happy to spend time with you.

Yeah, I'm sorry. My mom's such a bitch.

But don't.

I don't even bother apologising for it. She's just drunk.

She does it every year. We're used to it. It's not like it's something

is it?

Yeah.

It's kind of funny, really. I kind of enjoy it.

It's like watching a stand -up comic.

Anyway, she doesn't believe it. We'll have a good Christmas without her. Don't

worry about that. Well, at least let me give you a big hug.

Aw. Thank you, baby.

Yes.

Wow.

So...

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

I don't know.

Oh.

That's the way it can work.

Oh my God.

I'm good about that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

I can't talk to him.

Thank you.

I can't do this on TV.

I don't know what you've been told.

That's the only fucking way she's ever going to swallow my cum.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

This is what those balls do.

Oh, yeah, that's funny.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

We don't want to miss any, do we?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Until we win.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, I don't want to take pictures.

Shit, shit, shit.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

It's still Christmas.

Where is everybody?

Oh, I had more eggnog.

That's what I need.