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That was the funniest thing of my life.
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And seriously, I think you'll... Oh my
god! Look, look, look, look, look!
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Wait, wait, wait. When he busts all over
your face?
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That is so fucking funny. I love that.
That's like the best call. I know!
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like perfectly timed.
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Have you seen... Oh my gosh. Okay, wait.
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There was one really funny one. I
didn't... I meant to text it to you and
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didn't. Look at this, look at this. Who
did that? Oh my god!
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No! Are you serious?
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This is so perfect!
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Who did this?
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I don't know. I have a lot of content
coming out of this election. Oh my god.
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Comedy gold. That is hilarious.
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That is hilarious.
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Hey girls.
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Hey dad.
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Are you getting ready for movie night?
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Come on.
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Popcorn.
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Don't you think we're a little bit too
old to be doing movie night anymore?
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Come on.
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We would love to have movie night, Mr.
Rossi.
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Okay, good. I'll see you guys soon.
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She got us in tune now. Like, come on.
What do you mean?
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You know, ever since I've turned 18,
your dad's been looking at me some type
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way. Dad!
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And I think he's going to do something
tonight.
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Come on. You haven't ruled over my dad
before.
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That's different. Like, I would never do
anything. That's not shame.
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You need to live a little, okay?
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If something happens tonight, just go
for it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's do it.
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Yeah,
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Jack, movie night's a pretty good idea,
I think.
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Yeah, we haven't done it in a few weeks,
though.
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Yeah How's the missus doing?
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Eh, you know.
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Not dead, yeah.
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Can't live with him?
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You heard?
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Can't live with him, can't uh, can't
kill him I guess. Yeah, I guess.
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Yeah, movie's good though.
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I mean, especially with the sports in
this town going bad the way it is.
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Don't get me started on sports then.
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Don't get me started.
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Is this almost ready?
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Uh, yeah, almost.
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Isn't... Isn't the popcorn good?
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What you doing there?
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Isn't that... Oh, yeah. Isn't that
pretty much ready?
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Yeah, that's, uh... Yeah, you did it
perfect.
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Um... What the fuck?
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Jack, you fucking pervert.
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Seriously?
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Is this why you had the fucking daughter
come over here?
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Yeah.
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I mean, you and I have history, right?
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We've done some weird shit, but, I mean,
like, a dick hole in the popcorn bag.
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Really?
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This is what it fucking come to now?
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Dude, you need to relax and calm down.
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It's totally her idea.
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So, like, we raised her to fuck her
through a bag of popcorn? This was her
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Her idea.
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She asked me to do it. If you don't
believe her, go ask for yourself.
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Okay. Okay.
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Now, I wouldn't exactly take offense if
you didn't shy away from my
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daughter tonight.
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You know, out of mutual respect, of
course. Your daughter?
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She like that?
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Oh, yeah.
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I had to go quick.
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Should we have another one?
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All right.
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Trust in you.
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Here, I'll take this one. You do this.
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Looks like we're ready to go.
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Yep.
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Let's do it.
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Sure.
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I think the food department is entirely
too lenient with these physical
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exhibitions of cats.
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It just
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brings
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up so much...
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Come on now, don't be a pussy.
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I can't believe what
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they recapped her with.
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Well, then you could come on and you
could get married and have such a good,
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happily ever after.
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Oh, it's just a usual sort of a story, I
suppose.
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After the contest was over, I thought of
all the wonderful things a girl ever
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dreamed about.
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Fame, fortune, love.
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So I found myself walking to the office.
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This is a really, really good movie.
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I love it so much.
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You guys are enjoying the movie, right?
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Yeah?
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Are you enjoying the movie?
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Dad? Yeah?
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Cool.
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That's right. Now walk a little towards
the door, will you?
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Yeah, that's right. Now come back this
way.
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All right. Now raise them up a little.
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Oh, don't mind me. I just want to see if
you're the right size.
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Oh, come on. Bring them up.
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Ah, bring them up a little higher.
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Up, up, up.
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That's it.
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Hey, I'm going to be okay, huh?
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You know, I can't have it all to myself.
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All right, all right, have it your own
way.
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Oh, we cut out the witness.
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Now,
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here's the address that we do.
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Oh, thank you.
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I don't know.
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Oh my God.
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um um
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It would be even better.
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Let's take these shorts off.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, let's do it. It's fine. We can do
it.
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Oh, my God.
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That's not what friends do.
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Does it feel good?
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Oh, yes.
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You knew where they were like this?
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I had no idea.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Oh,
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my. Oh, my.
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Oh,
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my.
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Oh, yeah.
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I understand.
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I don't want to see this sick, huh?
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Your daddy's country is so good.
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Well, next time, maybe night will be
better.
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