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Yuri!

Oh, my! She did that with such flair!

Monica is my daughter, Mother. We both like to give 100%.

How marvellous.

Monica, you'll be 15 years old tomorrow. It's about time you started your professional career.

Yes, Father.

Your father started working when he was only 13 years old.

I'm sure that Monica will succeed in our family business.

Such good timing, since we've just received a request to take out the Dirty Pair.

They're just two little girls. They'll be perfect targets for Monica's debut.

We received a telegram from Uncle Jack.

"Please accept my warmest congratulations on Monica's debut."

"Wishing her success from Larkhill." Signed, Jack de Noile.

Jack is working on a project to kill 15 people at once.

He said he's sorry he's not able to return for her debut.

Be careful. Don't overdo it.

Kill them beautifully and spectacularly. It's a de Noile family tradition.

Yes ma'am.

Dirty Pair Flash 3

The orange-colored moon...

Orenji iro no tsuki ga

is peeking at me through the window

Mado kara nozoiteru wa

When I change into my going out clothes,

Yoso iki ni kigaetara

it's Saturday and party time!

Doyoubi wa paati da

No one knows the real me

Daremo honto no watashi wo shiranai

I don't want to get only excitement

Doki doki ga hoshii dake ja nai

My eyes, the color of dreams,

Yume iro no hitomi mo

sometimes become wet with tears

Namida de nureru no yo

But, I'm sorry

Demo, gomen nasai ne

Even if I let you kiss me, don't get serious

Kisu sasete agete mo, honki ni shinai de

Don't get mad at me

Okoranaide ne

Being fickle and selfish are a girl's weapons

Kimagure to wagamama wa onna no ko no buki

Be good and go to bed

Otonashiku oyasumi nasai

Pink Sniper

Oh, he's so hungry. Poor baby.

I asked you to feed Mughi. You\hdidn't do it, did you, boss?

Yuri, this is 3WA Headquarters. Can't you take him home?

Huh?! No way! I'm very busy.

My schedule is usually filled with dates!

That cat even destroyed this data disk the other day.

Vacation! Vacation!

In my heart, I'm already there at the resort area!

Red sun and blue sea. I'm gonna have ten years worth of fun!

Woooow!

This is Poporo.

Hey, I told you not to call me here!

I remember. Powdered sugar for cakes and cinnamon.

A woman? You're doing good, Boss.

You still didn't feed Mughi...

Hey, you two have fun this weekend!

Shut up, you idiot!

Ahh! No, I wasn't talking to you! No, no, no!

No, not you!

— Let's go. — See you.

Hello? Hello?!

They're so cute. Seagulls are the ocean's guides.

They're congratulating us on our happy cruise.

Oh, no...

The boat! Daddy's boat! Daddy's boat!

Excuse me, but how about me?

Daddy's boat!

Which is more important to you, the boat or me?

Daddy's boat!

You... absolute... jerk!

Good!

I got it, I got it! How big is it?!

Is it a tuna or a red snapper? Dinner\htonight will be a sashimi feast!

Well, this is no good.

I wonder if someone is trying to kill us?

You think so? I think it's just a coincidence.

There are lots of people who hate us just because we're Trouble Consultants.

No way! I don't know about you, Kei, but how could anyone resent someone as graceful as I?

Oh, perhaps someone resents me for my beauty?

No way.

Hi.

Yes, it's me.

Cancel tonight?

Fine, then! There are tons of guys who want to go out with me!

What B.S.!

I feel awful. I'm going to swim!

Yuri! Wait!

No!

Ouch!

Why did you do that?!

That was my favourite swimsuit...

Kei, let's change and go out to eat.

Later.

Huh?

Let's see, what shall we have?

Chinese or ethnic? Japanese with sake sounds good.

French is also good, but I don't want to dress up.

How about Italian? Lots of wine on the table...

Kei, there's something in the closet...

Don't move.

Don't come this way.

We finally got some vacation time! Why\hare these things happening to us?

Someone's trying to kill us. At least that much is clear.

Someone? Who?

I have no idea.

Wow, that looks like fun! May I try?

All yours.

Wow, really? Thanks!

Come here, come here!

How cute!

What is she doing?

Here!

This is yours, too.

Thank you.

Yuri!

What was that?!

The hairpin!

Huh?

Throw the hairpin away!

Why you!

I won't let you get away!

Excuse me, but can't you drive more calmly?

That kid is no regular kid.

Damn!

Ouch! Honestly!

A castle?

Just like Cinderella's magic castle.

I wonder if she intends to have a ball or something?

It's gonna be fun!

Welcome to the Chateau de Noile, Dirty Pair.

I guess you received my invitation to the ball.

A pretty stupid invitation.

Who are you?

A cute fairy who will send the Dirty Pair to heaven.

My name is Monica.

My code name is Sweet Fairy.

Whatever you say.

You resent my beauty that much?

My beauty has caused you to suffer. I can't forgive myself!

Beauty? You think you're more beautiful than me, Old Woman?

O-Old Woman?

You're two years older than me, aren't you?

I-I'm only 17 years old, and she called me "Old Woman"!

A little kid like you should be asleep in bed holding a stuffed bear.

Hurry up and go home.

Is that so?

Say, Mack, they're the ones who need to go to bed, aren't they?

The ball's been cancelled, hasn't it?

What a dumb idea!

This is going to be my debut in society.

You mean the Underworld, don't you?

I've heard about your family of assassins.

Oh, you already know that much?

The new assassin has chosen us as her debut match, I guess.

So honourable it almost makes me cry.

Don't get too excited. We're\hboth professionals after all.

The debut has to be beautiful. Right, Mack?

Let's dance!

You're pretty good.

I guess you're more than just a big mouth.

You too. The two of you move pretty well for old women.

Shut up!

Mack, would you mind giving me that?

Pretty Change!

Wh-What is that all about?

That's some incredible fashion sense.

Here I go!

I did it! Mack, I won! You saw me, didn't you?

Ouch!

Little girls' play time is over now.

This is heavy!

Must be something in it.

Inside it?

Yeah, here it is!

No! Give my Mack back to me!

No way.

Please, don't be mean to Mack!

Wow! Lots of stuff is coming out!

No!

Is that all?

It's empty now.

I won't forgive you!

I'll never, ever forgive you!

You were mean to my Mack! You can go to hell now!

Papa!

I'm Papa.

A bear?

Opening.

Ready.

Mack Papa, are you ready?

Triple Thunder Claw Attack!

I won't let you get away!

Honestly!

Papa's finished.

It's not over yet!

Did you hear that? She wants to keep going.

How persistent.

Shut up! Let's go!

You're such meanies!

Shut up already!

— Ow! What are you doing to me?! — You little rat! You're unbelievable!

What's your problem?!

I said, shut up!

Ouch! What do you think you're doing?!

Shut up!

You know!

It hurts! It hurts!

Stop it!

It hurts!

Why you, you!

Honestly, why don't you just give up?

I guess...

I guess that's enough for today.

Not hardly!

That's my line!

No, you're wrong! Take this!

Ouch! I said, ouch!

Y-You're so cruel!

Do you still want to continue?

I'm hungry!

I'm starving, too!

— Eat dirt! — Ouch!

I'll teach you to pull my hair!

That was pretty dumb.

A woman's hair is her life!

You're mean!

Because of you... Because of you I got dumped by that guy!

All right!

You're terrible!

— Ouch! — You can't fool us!

— You're so stubborn! — Who is?

— Both of you are stubborn! — What did you say, Yuri?!

I'm too dirty. I feel nasty. I need to take a bath!

It's your own fault!

I'll have the most beautiful finish next time.

Keep saying that, it still won't be true.

I hate you!

Same to you!

Honestly! I have seriously had enough!!

By looking up at the sky where I can't fly around,

Tobenai sora wo tada miagete

I'm looking for tomorrow, which I can't see

Mienai ashita wo sagasu

I was dreaming in your arms

Anata no ude de, yume wo miteta

I answered to your love in my own way

Watashi nari ni ai ni kotaeta

Only the weak pain in my heart...

Kasuka na mune no itami dake

is all you have left to remember me by

Anata ni nokoshita ai no akashi

Invisible power is connecting both of us

Mienai chikara ga futari tsunagi awaseteru

My heart can feel it

Kokoro ga kanjiru

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I want to teach you, who lives in the future,

Mirai no anata ni

by jumping through time

Toki wo koete oshietai

Please feel me,

Watashi wo kanjite

oh yeah, oh yeah, with the eyes of your heart

Oh yeah, oh yeah, kokoro no hitomi de

Preview

Dammit...

Why do I have to do this?

No! I can't!

It hurts!

Th-The next episode is "The Winners in Summer Colours"!

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The Winners in Summer Colours

Damn it all!