Original subtitles

This is Flight 701. We're passing over the Jural Mountains on schedule.

This is Central Control. Roger.

Oh, you're happy, aren't you? You're gonna live with me from now on, baby.

Flight 701. Our radar has detected an unidentified object approaching your flight path at high speed.

What?! Collision signal!

Negative. No response.

Central Control. Issue a warning to the intruder.

Flight 701. Intruder's nationality and point of origin are unclear.

Intruder is refusing to communicate and...

H-Hey!

Please... this baby...

Damn!

Damn it!

Dirty Pair Flash 3

The orange-colored moon...

Orenji iro no tsuki ga

is peeking at me through the window

Mado kara nozoiteru wa

When I change into my going out clothes,

Yoso iki ni kigaetara

it's Saturday and party time!

Doyoubi wa paati da

No one knows the real me

Daremo honto no watashi wo shiranai

I don't want to get only excitement

Doki doki ga hoshii dake ja nai

My eyes, the color of dreams,

Yume iro no hitomi mo

sometimes become wet with tears

Namida de nureru no yo

But, I'm sorry

Demo, gomen nasai ne

Even if I let you kiss me, don't get serious

Kisu sasete agete mo, honki ni shinai de

Don't get mad at me

Okoranaide ne

Being fickle and selfish are a girl's weapons

Kimagure to wagamama wa onna no ko no buki

Be good and go to bed

Otonashiku oyasumi nasai

Snow White Chaser

Honestly, I've already finished my work for today.

May I have your attention, please.

I have to get out of here and get ready for my date!

Tristrilia Airlines Flight 701 from Saint Luke...

will be delayed due to bad weather.

If I lose my man because I'm late, I won't forgive you!

Tristrilia Airlines, Flight 701 from Saint Luke...

I hope you know that, Kei!

will be delayed due to bad weather.

Now, in today's news.

The day before yesterday, Senator Rip passed away at Fairway Memorial Hospital,

and a conspiracy connected to his will has been uncovered.

Senator Rip was the richest man in the galaxy as head of the Rip Group.

He was a super-billionaire, wasn't he?

Yes. This morning, Mrs. Rip was arrested by the police on suspicion of murder.

What?! Murder?

By Mr. Rip's widow, the former Miss Galaxy?

Exactly. Our star reporter, Julia, is on the scene.

Julia, have you found anything new?

Hi! This is Julia at the Saint Luke Central Police Station.

Mrs. Rip was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder two hours ago.

She is suspected of hiring a hitman to kill Ms. Sally, Senator Rip's mistress.

Mr. And Mrs. Rip had no children, but Ms. Sally has a six-month-old boy fathered by Mr. Rip.

The fight over the inheritance, which is expected to total several billion credits,

may be what led to the conspiracy charge.

You're late! Kei, you idiot!

How is that baby boy doing now?

He's missing right now.

The police have begun an investigation into a possible kidnapping or homicide.

Don't cry. I said don't cry.

No! I said don't cry! If you cry...

Idiot! Crying doesn't help anything!

If you don't listen to me, I'm gonna leave you in the snow right here!

You little! You're trying to provoke me, aren't you?

I'm on to you!

Now, be quiet!

Damn! I'm the one who wants to cry. How\hcome I have to take care of this thing?

Shut up!!

I smell something.

Hey you, I hope you didn't do that.

Haven't you had enough already?! I can't change your diaper!

Damn it!

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

Here you go, here's your meal.

Wow, you sure are gobbling that down.

You were really hungry, weren't you?

Well, I'm gonna check your diaper now.

A weiner!

Idiot, he's just a baby.

You little jerk!

You actually listened.

Am I stupid or what?

Good! Perfect!

Do you feel better now?

Enjoy your constant freedom. I can't win.

But don't think it will continue forever. I'm Kei from the 3WA.

If someone who knows me hears my name, it's\heasy to make him pee his pants just like that!

Even a crying baby would stop crying!

Except you.

I wonder who this baby is.

There are only diapers and milk in the bag.

There's nothing to identify who he is.

Are you the prince of some rich family?

Were you involved in some kind of family fight?

Yes, that's possible.

I see. You're saying that you want to give me lots of things in appreciation for saving you.

Okay! No one would hesitate to accept things like that.

You are so welcome!

We're busy, so please come back later.

Let me in. I came here because I have things to do.

We'll get in a lot trouble. This place is off limits except to our personnel.

You guys better let me in or you'll be in bigger trouble.

Get her out!

I'm Yuri, Lovely Angel, 3WA Trouble Consultant.

Flight 701 disappeared over the Jural Mountains.

Disappeared? When was that?

About an hour and a half ago.

It seemed like there was some kind of accident, and suddenly communication was cut.

Do you mean the plane crashed?

There's been no confirmation of that.

However, we have requested that the Air Force dispatch a search team.

I understand. That's all I need to hear.

Kei is such an idiot.

She should have come straight home.

This just in. We have been informed that...

She must have gone off somewhere and gotten herself into trouble.

a person carrying Senator Rip's son...

was seen boarding Tristrilia Airlines Flight\h701,

leaving Saint Luke for Garabonia.

We've also been told that Ms. Sally's maid...

Flight 701?!

feared that the baby was in danger,

and might have taken him away from the house.

Officials will take both the maid and the baby...

A baby in danger of being killed...

into protective custody as soon as the plane lands at Garabonia Airport.

A sudden accident...

I'm sure that Kei is involved in this.

Rescue?

Hey!

Here I am! Here!

No more fooling around!

Little baby, we're gonna go skiing! Don't get dizzy!

Over there!

Hey, don't cry at a time like this!

Shut up! Stop crying!

I'm the one who wants to cry!

Here!

What a good boy!

Hey! Hey!

You!

You idiot! Don't drop something more important than your own life!

Stop crying, little jerk!

If you drop it again, I'm gonna drop you off right here.

I'm cruel. Remember that!

Herd her that way. I'm gonna blow up the entire forest with them in it.

Oh, are you the mountain rescue team?

I'm looking for the missing plane, too.

Yuri!

Yuri!

Yuri!

Hey, wait, Yuri!

Yuri!

You stupid broad! Idiot!

Damn it!

I'll get you next time!

Well, what're you gonna do now?

Your checkmate didn't work.

WASP Missile, ready.

Armed surface activation, ready.

Recoilless motor, normal.

Everything's okay. Well, let's go!

Don't go anywhere but straight home!

Little jerk, this is the last of the milk.

Drink this slowly and savour it.

I give up. You've got a bottomless stomach.

Just like Yuri.

What an adorable baby he is!

When he's full, he becomes sleepy. A rule of nature.

Little jerk, be patient a little longer. I'll get you to your family soon.

Locate the bodies.

— Well? — Nothin'.

You overdid it.

I don't care if all you can find is a piece of bone. Find it!

Damn!

Be patient. There's no more milk.

— What's the matter? — Nothing.

The baby was definitely here.

Well, I'm gonna take this.

Hi!

Yo.

A souvenir.

Female intuition. Guns for Kei, and milk for a baby.

But I never thought you'd give birth on a plane, Kei.

Wh-Why you!

This baby's father was a senator who died two days ago.

His mother was also murdered.

Then, does this baby have any family left?

No one.

I see. I understand now.

You're all alone in the world now.

However, this baby is incredibly rich.

He'll inherit his father's fortune.

It's several billion credits, an enormous amount of money!

Do you know what his name is?

Name? I don't know.

The news reports didn't say.

Well then, I'm gonna name him!

Well, little jerk, your name, your name is...

Keitarou!

You're Keitarou!

Keitarou? I wonder if that might be a problem.

Remember, Keitarou. I'm your godmother.

Kei from the 3WA is your godmother.

— Any problems? — No, no.

Well, say it! My name is Keitarou!

If anyone has any problems with it, come and get me!

I won't lose no matter what!

My name is Keitarou!

My name is Keitarou!

Keitarou! Keitarou!

By looking up at the sky where I can't fly around,

Tobenai sora wo tada miagete

I'm looking for tomorrow, which I can't see

Mienai ashita wo sagasu

I was dreaming in your arms

Anata no ude de, yume wo miteta

I answered to your love in my own way

Watashi nari ni ai ni kotaeta

Only the weak pain in my heart...

Kasuka na mune no itami dake

is all you have left to remember me by

Anata ni nokoshita ai no akashi

Invisible power is connecting both of us

Mienai chikara ga futari tsunagi awaseteru

My heart can feel it

Kokoro ga kanjiru

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I want to teach you, who lives in the future,

Mirai no anata ni

by jumping through time

Toki wo koete oshietai

Please feel me,

Watashi wo kanjite

oh yeah, oh yeah, with the eyes of your heart

Oh yeah, oh yeah, kokoro no hitomi de

Preview

What bad taste in dresses!

A tasteless ribbon and a stupid stuffed animal!

Her crafty nature is her worst weapon. And\hshe has a real attitude around other people!

Who is this cheeky little jerk?!

"Monica the Assassin"? And we're her targets? Don't be ridiculous!

Exactly! She's a little jerk with a baby's belly and no waist!

You're sadly mistaken if you think you'll be able to kill us with a wimpy operation like that.

The next episode is "Pink Sniper"!

We won't forgive you! Absolutely not!

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