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Narita Operations, this is Carry One.

The sub-thruster system has malfunctioned\has\hwell, making the situation even worse.

Emergency shutdown and automatic maintenance systems are down.

Control over Star Horse 60 has been lost.

I repeat. Control over Star Horse 60 has been lost.

Narita Operations, roger.

Request rebooting of primary C&C system.

Velocity down to phase two.

Star Horse's re-entry path is now 304 Delta and continues to change.

The units surrounding A-37 are all down.

They were probably fried by a surge.

Carry One, Narita Operations will control the flight of Star Horse.

Roger, Narita Operations.

What's the situation here?

As you can see, Director, we are currently guiding Star Horse to Narita.

What a minute. You mean here?!

The cargo port is too far away.

We are concerned that it might crash in the city.

Reroute it somewhere else! If you can't, execute a self-destruct over the ocean!

Do you know what the Star Horse 60 is carrying?

GCT!

Ultra-high explosive agents used for planetary reforming operations.

At noon the first flight will take off, ending the long closure of the airport.

I cannot permit the landing of Star Horse 60 at a time like this!

There's no time left!

If we turned it back now, it would crash before it reached the open sea.

But...

Push back the opening of the airport.

They've already waited for two weeks.

They won't complain about a delay of an hour or two.

That one hour will cost the company about 1,000 times your annual pay!

If Star Horse 60 crashes into the city, it will cost the company 100 million times my annual pay.

Here we have emergency firefighters on standby.

We are prepared to meet unforeseen situations.

Guiding it here is the best option.

All right. We will delay the reopening.

But make sure to handle the landing of Star Horse with the utmost care.

Make damn sure that it doesn't damage the spaceport!

This is not a request. This is an order!

Dirty Pair Flash 2

Chance! Rushing through the world at super-high speed

Chance! Girigiri no supeedo de sekai wo kakenukeru

I'm in love with the thrill that no one else can give me

Mou daremo todokanai suriru ni koishite

You can't stand it, but you can't hate it, either

Kuyashii kedo nikumenai

Leaving behind a smile like that

Sonna egao nokoshite

When I'm shooting for romance,

Romantic wo shooting

I always hit my mark

Nerai wa hazusanai

Softly touching that snow-white chest

Shiroi mune wo kasumeteku

I'm a sniper who aims for love

Koi wo nerau sniper

Thrills are always sexy

Suriru wa itsumo sexy

Don't underestimate me!

Amaku minaide yo

Once I start running, I am...

Hashiri dashitara watashi wa

Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop

Nobody can stop me, I'm a...

Mou dare ni mo tomerarenai

Non-stop angel!

Chance! As you hold your breath and look my way,

Chance! Iki wo tome mitsumeteru

I take aim at you

Anata wo neratteru

It's far too late, I'm in love with the thrill

Mou osoi te wo kure yo, suriru ni koishite

Chance! Our passions run wild toward that far-off horizon

Chance! Jounetsu ga kakenukeru haruka na chiheisen

The two of us are like the wind

Watshitachi kaze ni naru,

Our lives burning bright

Inochi ga moeagaru

I want to feel it with you,

Futari de kanjitai

the next future that awaits us

Tsugi no mirai wo

Tokyo Hot Pursuit Airport

Akane Manor

Sorry to keep you waiting! Pizza's here.

I've come here to deliver the pizza that you ordered.

Pizza? I didn't order any.

Oh no, here you go.

What's the deal this early in the morning?

That dust just ruined my feminine skin-enhancing morning bath!

What's going on?

Yuri, that's our apartment!

Hey, get back here!

Damn, the airport reopens today and we were going to go home!

We don't need trouble knocking on our door now!

I think Touma was still asleep.

Only those involved in the investigation are allowed inside.

We are involved!

Get out of our way!

This is bad.

Where is Touma?

Who are you?

We're the Lovely Angels from\hthe\h3WA. We're living here.

Touma!

Touma... I don't believe this!

What happened here? We were going back to headquarters today!

Wait a minute.

This is an android.

Huh? So Touma was an android?

How should I know?

But you know, this looks just like Touma.

You're absolutely right.

You can tell that it was built with all the expertise of the House Electronic Appliances Corporation.

You mean cybernetic technology and stuff?

Yes, like the connections of the extremities or the layout of the artificial muscles.

— Touma! — Touma!

You're alive?!

Looks like I scared the life out of you two.

I have something I need to talk about with the two of you.

What a riot to begin the day with.

Touma, you're covering this meal!

Lady, can I get another bowl of soy soup?!

So what is this thing you need to talk to us about?

Well, it appears that someone is after me.

What are you talking about?

That may have been the case before, but I thought it was all old business.

Wow, these pickled vegetables taste really good! You want some?

Has your brain gone soft after spending too much time at this resort?

Can you guess why I built an android to look just like myself?

To scare us stiff!

No, it was a precaution. It was a special order.

It was completed just last week, delivered today, and faithfully...

Sacrificed itself to protect you.

Yes.

Here we go. More miso soup and some pickled scallions.

Thank you!

I love these things.

You peel and peel, and there's still skin there...

Enough about the scallions! So, who's after you?

We might end up being your bodyguards again.

In here.

The person who is after me is in here.

Wow, it must be a really small person to fit in there.

Idiot! We're not talking about fleas or lice here.

The computer.

The perpetrator is somewhere inside the circuitry of the computer.

What?

I kept this information from you,

but the person who infected the computer of World's\hWorld is still at large.

Still at large?

I thought you completely eliminated the virus inside the network.

The perpetrator blew himself up inside the elevator.

He was not the one.

He's not the one who spread the virus.

How was the virus introduced into the computer?

I have no idea.

You don't know?

My only job is to get rid of you and prevent the elimination of the virus.

So, you're saying that he was only in charge of killing you?

That's right.

That's why I continued my investigation into who actually spread the virus.

You didn't mention this to us at all.

You figured you couldn't count on us or something?

No, I just didn't have any proof.

I wasn't sure who the perpetrator was, or even if he or she was still in hiding.

So that's why I kept looking without telling you two.

Then, you did find the perpetrator.

I still don't quite understand what you mean by someone hiding inside the circuitry.

It's "JAIC".

— Jake? — Jake?

It's a type of artificial intelligence.

It's a computer program that has intelligence comparable to humans.

Abbreviated, it comes out to JAIC.

It infiltrated the computer system of World's World along with the computer virus.

So a program spread a virus?

It's known as a virtual entity.

You might call it a life form with no physical body.

After JAIC spread the virus, it hid in the circuitry, waiting for an opportunity to escape.

Why didn't it bolt after infecting the place?

That's because our quarantine was rapid and efficient.

With all access points to the outside world shut down, it couldn't escape.

Then you started snooping around.

I knew that once JAIC realized that I had found out about it, it would come after me.

That's why I had the decoy android prepared for myself.

Well, in that case, it'll try again once it realizes that its attempt failed.

I think so, too.

JAIC thinks that I am the greatest threat to its survival.

Where in the circuitry is JAIC?

It's only a matter of time before I can specify that.

As it stands now, it's a question of whether I can get him before he can get me.

Gotta get him, before he gets us.

All right!

I've subdivided the entire network of World's World into 26 sections, assigning a letter to each.

I block each sector after I've searched and cleared it.

How many more do you have to go?

Six more to go.

JAIC is hiding in one of those sectors, right?

Wouldn't it be better if we informed the Chief of Security of this?

You're right.

Bet you he's going to be surprised to find out that there's another criminal on the loose.

Oh, how cute! Come here and I'll pet you good.

Gone? What about Director Ohara?

What? Ohara's not there, either?

Yuri, that cat!

Library

For crying out loud, are you aware of the situation?

But it was so cute! Just like me!

That's true. It was cuter than you.

What is that supposed to mean?

All right! Three more sectors to go.

We're closing in!

Mister Touma, here's the data you were looking for.

Touma ain't looking for any such thing!

That's right. This is no time to worry about data.

Run, Yuri!

— Kei! — Hurry!

Kei!

Kei!

Damn, that was too much.

Get back!

I will shoot anyone who approaches without warning!

All right, let's run! Hurry!

Honestly! I'll go paranoid at this rate!

Where are we going?

We'll take that!

Get out!

Here's a card for over 500 units.

That should be more than enough for renting this car.

— Where are we going? — I have no idea!

Touma, use this terminal.

Okay.

Just a little more. I'll have it in just a little more time.

Yuri, take a look at the car behind us.

I smell something. It's been following us for a while.

All right, here goes nothing!

This isn't too bad!

JAIC's gotta be in that car.

Jerk!

I can't breathe!

Touma, quit your complaining and get a fix on where JAIC is!

Oh, right!

I got him! He's here! I know where JAIC is hiding!

Where the hell is "here"?!

Let me see...

2nd precinct in the Yaoi district.

A maintenance centre for business androids.

Here we go!

I've had enough of this!

Got them!

Looks like this is it.

Doesn't look like anyone is here.

It's a completely automated factory.

That's strange.

This is only supposed to be a maintenance centre,

but they have an android assembly plant running here.

The factory controls must have been taken over by JAIC.

What's going on here?

I can't find any sign of JAIC inside the system here.

Not here?!

Don't look at me like that.

There's no question that he was here at one time.

Could he have escaped to another circuit?

That would not be possible.

I blocked off the sectors as I went.

This is now a dead end within the entire network.

I see it now!

What is it?

JAIC put an android together using the parts available here.

These are the remnants of that data.

It's really loaded up with memory storage space.

It's configured to control its battery and movement as well.

So JAIC escaped by becoming an android?

It placed its program within the memory banks of the android.

What about its physical appearance? Its size?

If it has to carry around a lot of memory, then that's gotta make it really bulky.

There is no data regarding its physical appearance.

Maybe a pro wrestler or a pregnant woman.

Kei's right about it being an oversized android.

That's it! That's JAIC!

Is it planning to lose itself in the crowds?

That's not likely. No matter how large it is, it's still roughly as large as a human being.

If it wastes time, its battery will run out and its memory will go blank.

I got it.

It's heading to the spacecraft that will take off from World's World.

The spaceport!

The first flight was planned to take off today at noon.

If JAIC can smuggle itself into the on-board system of that ship...

It will have succeeded in escaping.

Well, in that case, we'll have the security personnel at the spaceport set up a roadblock.

How's that going to work? All we know is that JAIC is big.

We don't know what he looks like or what his appearance is.

Well, then we'll just shut down the spaceport.

Closing it down again will solve our problem.

What the hell are they up to?

Star Horse 60 is now in Approach Phase Six.

Weather control, Star Horse 60 has passed the atmospheric interface.

What's the ETA?

A few minutes before noon is our best guess.

That would have been when the first flight took off.

I feel like giving the devil a certificate of appreciation.

Evacuate the press and all other non-android personnel.

Every one of them, on the double!

Close off all nearby roads as well.

The first plane will take off in about 15 minutes.

Will we make it?

I can't stand this anymore! Hold on!

What are they up to?

What's going on?

A spaceship suffering from critical systems failure will be making an emergency landing at this airport.

All non-security personnel must evacuate this facility immediately.

Follow the instructions of assigned personnel to speed up the evacuation.

I repeat...

Looks like they have their hands full.

Let's get to the control tower. Hurry!

Course holding steady.

She'll be in visual range in no time.

I said I need to talk to the officer in charge here!

I'm from the 3WA! Let me through!

I'm terribly sorry. Right now our hands are full with an emergency.

That goes for us as well!

I see it! There!

Powering down secondary engine!

An artificial intelligence called JAIC?

He is the true perpetrator of this incident.

What does he look like?

All we know at this time is that he's in an oversized android.

Is that all?

Star Horse has passed beyond the mid-range marker!

In any case, escape won't be possible.

With the opening of the spaceport delayed, it won't be able to infiltrate the first flight.

I sure hope so.

Who are the people left below?

They are all security guard androids.

There are no people left. I had them all evacuated.

Please tell me the system keyword for those androids.

That would be BJK839F.

There it is! That android is JAIC!

Yuri, let's go!

Stop!

He's going for the Lovely Angel!

Well he's not gonna get it.

Wait!

Kei!

Yes!

Oh, come on, Kei! Do it right, for crying out loud!

We'll use that.

Huh?

Control tower? We're going to take control of that spaceship!

Touma!

Yes!

Take control?

I've lost control!

What?!

No!

Stop! That ship is carrying...

Go!

Bulls-eye!

All right!

That ship is carrying GCT!

— GCT?! — GCT?!

Evacuate!

Run for it!

Man's domain is but as fragile as a daydream.

Behold, a foolish life, such that imitates a bright flash of light.

What is that?

It's Shakespeare.

I lied!

We repeat...

Today's scheduled reopening of the spaceport has been postponed.

For those who have been delayed in their return, all\hof\hus at World's World would like to assure you...

that all your food and shelter expenses, along with your return passage...

and lost income due to absence from work will be fully compensated.

Please take this opportunity to enjoy World's World a little more.

Who's the one that fell in love?

Koi wo shita no dare dare

Come over here

Koko ni oide yo

It's like magic, isn't it?

Marude mahou da yo ne da yo ne

This beating of my heart

Konna ni mune ga

Thump thump

Doki doki

Just like that

Suru no wa

Hey, the truth is dreams are all around you

Ne maji ni wa yume ga afureru

And you can't make them bloom by yourself

Sou hitori ja sakasenai yo

Stop the clock

Tokei wo tomete

Snap your shoes

Kutsu wo narashite

Let's do something that no one can teach us

Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou

The sun up above is looking down at the two of us

Ohisama mo ima futari wo miteru

Let's toss aside all the drama with a smile

Dramatic nante koto wa warai tobashichae

I really like you

Kimi ga daisuki

Such a wonderful holiday

Suteki na holiday

It has nothing to do with romance

Romantic nante koto wa kankei nai yo ne

I really like you...

Kimi ga daisuki

New Series

Hey, do you know what?

No, what?

We're finally leaving World's World! Is this the end?

No, I won't stand for such a sad announcement!

So, coming soon...

What?! We've got more to do?

Dirty Pair Flash 3

All new episodes, Dirty Pair Flash Mission 3!

Yeah! I'm gonna kick ass in the first episode!

Lost on a snow-covered mountain, carrying\ha\hbaby, Kei must face an army alone!

Those idiots are dead meat!

It's a powered-up, all-new series! Don't miss it, okay?

Don't miss "Snow White Chaser"! Coming soon!

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