Original subtitles

Keep your feet to yourself, Kei!

That's it! This just isn't enough space!

Hey!

Yes?

Why do you get an entire room to yourself?!

What can we do about it? We were only appropriated two rooms.

We're two women and one man. It's only natural that...

Shut up!

Akane Manor

It's unfair that we have to be cramped together!

What do you propose we do?

This is what we do!

This is too much...

Dirty Pair Flash 2

Chance! Rushing through the world at super-high speed

Chance! Girigiri no supeedo de sekai wo kakenukeru

I'm in love with the thrill that no one else can give me

Mou daremo todokanai suriru ni koishite

You can't stand it, but you can't hate it, either

Kuyashii kedo nikumenai

Leaving behind a smile like that

Sonna egao nokoshite

When I'm shooting for romance,

Romantic wo shooting

I always hit my mark

Nerai wa hazusanai

Softly touching that snow-white chest

Shiroi mune wo kasumeteku

I'm a sniper who aims for love

Koi wo nerau sniper

Thrills are always sexy

Suriru wa itsumo sexy

Don't underestimate me!

Amaku minaide yo

Once I start running, I am...

Hashiri dashitara watashi wa

Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop

Nobody can stop me, I'm a...

Mou dare ni mo tomerarenai

Non-stop angel!

Chance! As you hold your breath and look my way,

Chance! Iki wo tome mitsumeteru

I take aim at you

Anata wo neratteru

It's far too late, I'm in love with the thrill

Mou osoi te wo kure yo, suriru ni koishite

Chance! Our passions run wild toward that far-off horizon

Chance! Jounetsu ga kakenukeru haruka na chiheisen

The two of us are like the wind

Watshitachi kaze ni naru,

Our lives burning bright

Inochi ga moeagaru

I want to feel it with you,

Futari de kanjitai

the next future that awaits us

Tsugi no mirai wo

Sparkling Pure Love Flower Shop

Don't let my clothes get wet.

What am I supposed to do?

It doesn't look like it will stop any time soon.

Only three days were designated as rain days so I forgot about it.

I guess we ran out of luck.

Maybe it's the rain...

The city and even you look so refreshing and bright.

Are you coming down with something?

Excuse me...

Please use these, if you would like.

For us? Are you sure? Thank you very much!

I can't thank you enough. I am truly indebted to you.

I don't deserve this!

It's no trouble. Please return them sometime tomorrow.

Thank you.

"Today I was blessed with a wonderful encounter. I must thank the benevolent rains for this."

Kei!

What was all that about? Are you writing a novel or something?

Well, you see...

"Wonderful encounter," eh? Touma, of all people!

What is it? What's going on?

Yuri, you were with Touma, right?

What's this about a "wonderful encounter"?

Well...

Encounter? There was no such thing.

Yesterday...

Oh, I get it.

Are you going somewhere?

Why, yes! I thought I should return the umbrellas we borrowed yesterday.

W-Where are you going, Yuri?

To the florist. Is there something wrong?

I won't allow such a thing! To let someone such as yourself go to all that trouble?

My manhood would be at stake if I left such menial labor to a lady.

Why didn't you just tell me to return them?

Ah, you're being too cold.

Well in that case, why don't you go ahead?

I'll do that! Death will not keep me from this task!

After all, this is something between you and me!

It's only natural that I should go!

Oh, well...

Good morning. How are you today? Today is such a wonderful day.

Um, that is...

Thank you for returning these.

It was no trouble!

Um, to find out a person's name, I need to introduce myself first.

So, I'm Touma.

I'm Leena.

Your name is Leena.

It has such a wonderful ring to it. I can\htell that your parents loved you dearly.

Do you live near here?

Oh, yes! As the old Chinese proverb says...

Touma, of all people.

There's no question about it. Look at that sappy grin.

So, he's a man after all.

I have no idea what he sees in a giggling goody two shoes like that.

That's really harsh coming from you, Yuri.

What was that?

I'm heading home. Whatever else happens, Touma's\hbound to crash and burn with her.

Kill him! Kill him!

Kill him!

— Touma's sure out late. — Kill him!

He could be wandering around any...

— I have presents! — Huh?

I pray that happiness visits you two beautiful women.

Are you feeling okay?

Please take care of your own health, Yuri.

Wow, these look expensive.

Touma must be hoping to become the hero of a romantic tragedy.

Mr. Touma?

Yes, I'm Touma. No need for a "Mr."

To have run across one another at a place like this seems almost impossible.

You're absolutely right. To accidentally run across a person in this vast city that is Tokyo,

assuming that the population of Tokyo is variable\hX and that the number of people is variable Y...

Let's go to a cafe and have a drink while we talk.

Huh?

If you don't mind, of course.

— With me? — Of course.

What about your work, Miss Leena?

I only work part time at the florist. I work the afternoon shift today.

You start later?

And please just call me Leena. Leave out the "Miss" part.

So, when I changed the variables to the ones that were being indicated and ran the program,

my machine took over control of the comm ports and started accessing the Hyperwave Network.

It took the stupid programmer two days before he realized what he had done.

He started researching what the computer was accessing,

and he found out that it was accessing a point clear across the galaxy.

When he discovered this was happening, his face turned white like bleached flour, if I recall.

Is this all too boring?

I'll bring up a subject that's more\hinteresting. Let me see...

My fiancé made a boo boo...

My fiancé's fiasco...

Hm, let's see...

The person you were with when it was raining...

Huh?

Who is she?

Are you talking about Yuri?

Her name is Yuri?

I don't think her name is anything special.

What kind of person is she?

Let me see... She can pilot a spacecraft. She's not bad at that.

But I would have to say that she lacks somewhat in intelligence.

She goes about demolishing things, so it's hard to argue that she's constructive.

She looked like a wonderful woman to me.

Is she your significant other?

A-A-Absolutely not!

I'm only with Yuri because she was assigned to\hme! There's nothing in her that attracts me!

Please don't misunderstand me!

I find someone like... Someone like...

Thank heavens!

Eh?

I guess I was making too much out of nothing.

What do you mean?

Can you guess why I lent you two umbrellas?

What?

With only one, you would have been too close to one another.

I'm terribly sorry, but I have to get to the store now.

Yuri!

There's something wrong with you.

There's something wrong with me?

Think carefully about the members on this assignment.

One woman is unquestionably rude and boorish, but the other is a really adorable lady.

Huh?

If you were a real man, you would immediately be drawn to that girl as well.

I see now. So that's it.

Yuri, you've fallen in love with...

Of course not! I meant the opposite!

You should be thinking things like, "Wow, Yuri's one cute girl!"

"My heart beats so fast,"

and brooding over me!

Yuri, you want some too?

I can't believe how angry Touma's making me! That florist must have tricked him somehow!

Come on, what do you care about Touma's love affairs? I'm not interested.

I have some presents.

I pray that happiness visits you two beautiful women.

Yee-haw!

He must have gone to the flower shop again after I left!

Click...

Click...

Moving 1.1 meters per second to the south-southwest. Okay! Click!

What are you up to? Are you making another entry in that strange diary of yours?

Photography! I'm taking some photos right now. Click!

The weather is so nice today. It's\hperfect for taking photos! Click!

That's it. He's gone bye-bye.

Kei!

Kei!

What is it? If it's sex, I'll pass.

You have nothing to fear!

I absolutely have never had and never will have any intention of doing any such thing with you.

Is that so?!

I need someone to talk to.

Screw that! Go talk to someone like Yuri.

Well, Yuri seems to be angry at me for some reason.

But why talk late at night like this?

I can't sleep.

What am I supposed to do?

Hypothetically speaking...

Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to give a present to a woman, what would be appropriate?

Flowers would probably work.

But what if the woman works in a flower\hshop? Hypothetically speaking of course.

It would seem to me that flowers would be rather mundane for someone like that.

You really have gone head over heels for that girl who lent you the umbrellas.

How... How did you find out?!

Idiot!

Well, if my secret's out, then I have no other choice.

I guess I'll be up front and frank about all this now.

I don't wanna hear it.

How can I help you?

I need some flowers.

I think I'll pick up those roses today. Make that two bouquets, please.

Thank you so very much.

— Touma... — Yes?

Who are you going to give these to?

Miss Yuri, perhaps?

No, no!

This will go to the superintendent of the apartment building I live in,

and the other bouquet will go to the old lady who works at the corner tobacco store.

Oh, really? I feel so relived!

I'm sorry that I ever doubted you.

She's taking you for a ride.

Leena would never do such a thing. Please\hdon't say bad things about her.

So, her name is Leena?

Yuri, when did you get here?

This all sounds too good to be true.

There must be a darker side to this girl. She\hmust be after something from Touma.

How can you say that?!

Doesn't this strike you as strange at all?

Being TroCons for too long is making you second guess everything.

That's one sad way to live your life.

You're a TroCon too, you know.

That's right.

I am one of the best Network Specialist TroCons!

I've already checked and made sure that Leena isn't a shady character.

— What? — Here!

Residence in Kamikitazawa. Family of four made up of her mother, father, younger brother, and herself.

Father is a department head at a food corporation. Mother works as a high school teacher.

Born September 3rd. 16 years old. A Virgo.

Blood type AB+. Height 153cm. Weight 43kg.

Hobbies include collecting stuffed animals and playing tennis.

I snuck into her personal database, just a little bit.

That's a felony offense!

I followed her home and scoped out her house as well.

You... You stalked her?!

She's the proper daughter of a proper household.

There's nothing suspicious about her.

She's going to hate you for this.

There's nothing to worry about. I followed her discreetly. She didn't notice me.

I even took some pictures.

You took peep shots?!

Of course not! I accessed the weather-monitoring satellites and took the shots with my PC.

Here!

These count as peep shots too, you know.

I cracked the data analysis routine of Sandrat, this planet's weather monitoring satellite.

I added some optical data enhancement features to it,

thereby raising the resolution of the satellite to 5mm.

Yes, take a look at that one. Leena just looked up there. You can see her face a little.

Isn't she sweet?

Good night.

Yes, staying up late is bad for your complexion.

She's so innocent, so lovely, and very kind. Oh, Leena!

I've never seen such a wonderful girl in all my life!

How can I help you?

I'll buy two bouquets. Give me the two largest and most expensive ones in the store.

You must not find me attractive.

How can you say such a thing?!

Well, we've been going out for some time now, but you haven't tried to get any closer to me.

How can you say that?

I come here every day and buy flowers to contribute to the sales of your store.

We've never gone on a date. Never sung karaoke together.

We haven't even kissed yet!

Needless to say, we haven't done anything more intimate than kissing, either.

More intimate than kissing?!

He's in the way all the time.

Umeya

Now Serving Breakfast

This is no use. I'm not going to get anywhere just by buying flowers everyday.

If you're not going to eat your natto, I'll take it.

Yuri, what should I do?

I don't know.

— Thank you for coming! — Could you help me any, Kei?

Stop bothering me! Just take her out someplace.

Where should I take her?

Use your own brain.

I guess the electronics mall in Akihabara is one place.

We could walk around and sample the new PC games that are coming out.

The selection of rocket navigation systems has gotten better.

You are one complete blockhead! Can't you think of any place more fun than that?

You know, Toshimaru-en or\hDisneyland. Places like that.

Amusement parks are for little kids!

Touma, choose movies. Take her out to a French film.

Screw that! Movies are a lot more boring. Rocket coasters are the best.

Have an elegant dinner after the movie.

There's a new restaurant arcade that just opened up in Ebisu.

The view at night from there is so beautiful.

Sushi, yeah that's the ticket. Take her to a sushi shop after the rocket coasters.

Treat her to some premium pure rice sake and excellent gizzard shad.

But don't dare make the mistake of taking her to a sushi buffet.

What should I do if she doesn't agree to the date?

You said you think she's falling for you.

I think so...

Then, all you have to do is act.

But I have this feeling that maybe this is too good to be true.

Quit wasting time! Just go ahead, invite her, get turned down, and get it over with!

Yes, that's absolutely right. Go call her now!

Here!

Wait a minute, what am I supposed to say to her?

I don't know what to do.

What's the flower shop's number? You know it, don't you?

Of course!

What is it?

It's "Lovely-Florist."

LO-VE-LY-FL-O-RI-ST.

There you go.

How... How could you? I'm not ready for this!

Excuse me, is Miss Leena available? Yes, thank you.

What am supposed to say? I don't\hknow where I'm going to take her!

Ah, hello? Is this Leena?\hYes, this is Touma.

Well, that isn't what I had in mind, but\hYuri's insisting that I call you so...

Oh, no... I'm not... Well... You see...

Give it to me!

Hello, Leena? That's right.

Sorry to call you out of the blue like\hthis, but I'd like you to go out with...

Huh? "Okay"? Really?

Yeah, at 5 o'clock this evening. I understand.

Wow. She says she'll do it.

At 5 o'clock today, in front of the fountain in Yoyogi Park.

I can't. I just can't comprehend this.

This world is full of things you can't make sense of.

Yes!

All right! My database on dating venues in Tokyo is complete.

I'll construct an itinerary based on this information.

I'll model the itinerary on a flow chart with three to the fourth power of options.

I'll need to leave enough leeway to accommodate any unforeseen accidents.

Kei!

Please get this to a speedy laundry service.

Uh... right.

Yuri!

Would you mind calling this restaurant and making a reservation for me?

Make the reservation for 7 o'clock this evening.

I'm so surprised! I never expected that you'd be nice enough to ask me out!

Ever since that rainy day that I first saw you, I\hhaven't\hbeen able to get you out of my mind.

Touma's told me so much about you.

Miss Yuri, you're someone special.

My heart pounds when you're so near.

Would it be too forward of me to refer to you as "my dear sister"?

Do you plan on laughing until you die?

"Everything about you, my dear sister, captivates me."

"Your black, marble-like eyes, your crimson lips, your long hair, your snow-white skin and..."

Enough already! That girl is planning on coming here tomorrow.

I suppose I need to go have a bath.

I'll have to tidy this place up as well.

Stop it! I can't breathe!

I curse my youth,

for I will have to spend the endless years ahead accompanied only by my tears.

Cut it out, Touma! You'll get over this, right?! C'mon, c'mon!

Who's the one that fell in love?

Koi wo shita no dare dare

Come over here

Koko ni oide yo

It's like magic, isn't it?

Marude mahou da yo ne da yo ne

This beating of my heart

Konna ni mune ga

Thump thump

Doki doki

Just like that

Suru no wa

Hey, the truth is dreams are all around you

Ne maji ni wa yume ga afureru

And you can't make them bloom by yourself

Sou hitori ja sakasenai yo

Stop the clock

Tokei wo tomete

Snap your shoes

Kutsu wo narashite

Let's do something that no one can teach us

Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou

The sun up above is looking down at the two of us

Ohisama mo ima futari wo miteru

Let's toss aside all the drama with a smile

Dramatic nante koto wa warai tobashichae

I really like you

Kimi ga daisuki

Such a wonderful holiday

Suteki na holiday

It has nothing to do with romance

Romantic nante koto wa kankei nai yo ne

I really like you...

Kimi ga daisuki

Preview

Finally, we're getting off this planet.

We can go home now!

Or so we thought, until Touma became someone's target again. What the hell is going on here?!

The perpetrator of the viral infection is still at large in the computer.

That perpetrator is called a virtual entity, and he's waiting for the chance to...

Enough with the technical jargon!

It makes no difference to me what the enemy is, I'll just beat it to a pulp!

Well, best of luck to you.

It's the next episode, "Tokyo Hot Pursuit Airport"!

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Tokyo Hot Pursuit Airport

I'll blow them all away!