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Yikes, it's expensive!

Way too expensive...

I never imagined that a dinner course could cost that much.

Our reservation...

...will have to be cancelled, I suppose.

Oh well, this still beats instant ramen noodle cups.

But!

One day we will eat at that restaurant!

I really wanted to eat at Trois Poires.

I just eat, relentlessly eat!

...a Trouble Consultant.

It's definitely a man's work.

Every day is filled with thrills and suspense. There's no other job as spectacular.

Of course we dictate our pay, but the pride and glory are the most important parts of our job.

Are there any other TroCons from the 3WA here besides us?

I wasn't told of any.

Refreshing (Sa-wayaka)... Chic (Shi-kku)...

Magnificent (Su-barashii)... The world's best (Se-kaiichi)...

This man would love to have you by his side (So-ba ni), always.

Sa-Shi-Su-Se-So, the five spices of love.

It's an old cliché, but it looks like it's working.

Rub me there (Sa-sutte)! Quietly now (Shi-zuka ni)...

You're so good (Su-teki)! There, on my back (Se-naka)...

That kind of stuff (So-kosoko), huh?

That face!

H-Hey!

Mr. Caldy?

It's a fake.

Wow, this is a horrible forgery.

Who are you?

Lovely Angels. We're TroCons with the 3WA.

The Dirty Pair?!

Come back here!

You're forgetting this!

What's with all this sudden dedication?

I just know there's something about this guy!

What do you mean?

If I'm right, this will get us that dinner at Trois Poires!

Honestly, just wait a second!

The stairs!

It's an emergency!

Your wife is about to have her baby! You've got to hurry to the hospital!

Hey, wait a minute! I'm single!

Come back here!

Oh, no you don't!

Really?

— Yuri! — Oh, honestly!

Dirty Pair Flash 2

Chance! Rushing through the world at super-high speed

Chance! Girigiri no supeedo de sekai wo kakenukeru

I'm in love with the thrill that no one else can give me

Mou daremo todokanai suriru ni koishite

You can't stand it, but you can't hate it, either

Kuyashii kedo nikumenai

Leaving behind a smile like that

Sonna egao nokoshite

When I'm shooting for romance,

Romantic wo shooting

I always hit my mark

Nerai wa hazusanai

Softly touching that snow-white chest

Shiroi mune wo kasumeteku

I'm a sniper who aims for love

Koi wo nerau sniper

Thrills are always sexy

Suriru wa itsumo sexy

Don't underestimate me!

Amaku minaide yo

Once I start running, I am...

Hashiri dashitara watashi wa

Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop

Nobody can stop me, I'm a...

Mou dare ni mo tomerarenai

Non-stop angel!

Chance! As you hold your breath and look my way,

Chance! Iki wo tome mitsumeteru

I take aim at you

Anata wo neratteru

It's far too late, I'm in love with the thrill

Mou osoi te wo kure yo, suriru ni koishite

Chance! Our passions run wild toward that far-off horizon

Chance! Jounetsu ga kakenukeru haruka na chiheisen

The two of us are like the wind

Watshitachi kaze ni naru,

Our lives burning bright

Inochi ga moeagaru

I want to feel it with you,

Futari de kanjitai

the next future that awaits us

Tsugi no mirai wo

A Steamy, Romantic Tour

Typhoon 201 has been diverted to the west by the Weather Control Center.

Light rain will continue over the metro area, but\hthere should be no impact on flight travel.

Yuri!

Oh, honestly!

Eat this!

You son of a...!

Yuri, the flight stick!

What's with this thing?! My hair's going to get all messed up!

Oh, no!

Panties...

What about panties?

I mail-ordered some panties from\hyou, and they never showed up!

But the money for them was still withdrawn from my account!

Yes, that makes sense. Kei would have to buy her ugly undies through the mail.

Were they trunks? Or maybe briefs?

I'm a woman!

I'm not wrong. This is the face, all right.

This is the face of the con artist who screwed me over!

It's no use! I just can't fly an antique like this!

Pull the throttle, that one there. Pull it hard.

You mean this?

Damn it!

I remember now, you also knocked down one of the Balan Corporation's satellites.

Then you claimed that their second satellite was yours and put it up for sale!

They brought that case to the 3WA!

It's no good, I can't do this! This thing is terrible!

You should turn back! If you just make a U-turn...

Are either of you listening to a word I'm saying?!

No good, I can't!

Listen up! That's just the beginning.

You also sold restricted computers on the black market!

A whole bunch of super-computers were stolen using fake orders.

We know that you were the one behind that scheme as well!

Can't we avoid unnecessary violence?

Shut up!

Go around it!

I can't!

What's with this weather?!

It's the typhoon. Weather Control has been herding it in this direction.

Why don't they just cancel the low pressure system?

I've also heard rumours that you went into the marriage fraud business.

Well, that's one con you'll never fall victim to.

Shut up!

Come back here, Trois Poires! You can't get away!

What does that mean?

What about Trois Poires?

Reward money. Even if you aren't on the case, you\hget a bonus if you apprehend a wanted man.

That's the rule.

When we get our bonus...

...the dinner of our dreams awaits us!

If that's what you're after, I'll get you that dinner.

Dinner at Trois Poires would be easy to arrange.

Not that easy!

I'd rather not be an accomplice to an eat and run.

We need to contact Touma and have him send a rescue team.

How? The radio is busted.

Maybe Touma will notice us missing and take the appropriate steps?

Do you really think Touma is that kind of guy?

PC Guys

Well, what should we do? Nightfall\his just around the corner.

This is all your fault!

I don't know how to begin to apologize.

You sure have a long life line.

Actually, this performance is my way of showing you that I'm willing to accept my punishment.

We'll tie you up, if that's what you want. Would\hyou like a spanking to go with that?

Unfortunately, I'm not a masochist.

What should we use as a rope?

No! These are made of silk. They're very expensive!

Ah, this is much better! Now you can sleep without worrying.

Well, good night.

Huh? What?

Kei... Kei...

What is it?

That jerk!

Those two may be the Dirty Pair, but they're pretty inexperienced TroCons.

They're no match for me.

Yo!

Well, then! Looks like you're awake now.

Good morning.

Your refreshing presence makes this an invigorating morning!

And the sunshine is so nice and bright!

Don't tell me you're just out for a stroll.

Of course!

It's no French cuisine, but I thought I would prepare the best breakfast I could for you two.

Just look at this luscious colour and shinning peel!

Fruit in the morning is good for the figure.

Not that the two of you have any need to become more beautiful, of course.

That's true! But I'll have some, anyway.

Wait.

Caldy, you eat one first.

Highly acidic...

What's more, it seems astringent.

This would upset anyone's stomach.

How is it, Caldy?

TroCons get survival training, you know.

We can make a good guess as to whether or not something is edible just by looking at it.

Nothing gets by the Dirty Pair.

— Lovely Angels! — Lovely Angels!

Why did you become a con artist?

It was fate.

I lost my mother when I was very young.

My father remarried quickly, to a younger woman who had two children from a former marriage.

Perhaps this is typical, but my stepmother never warmed up to me and was quite abusive.

Oh, sounds just like Snow White.

You mean Cinderella.

But I did not give up!

In my youth, I dedicated myself to the game of soccer and gave it my best shot.

I dreamed of being in the pro leagues.

I worked tirelessly, wiping sweat and blood from my face.

Then, my dream...

actually came true!

One day, I finally made it as a pro!

— A pro? — He's full of it.

Heavens no! I'll show you.

This is a shot that only a professional could make!

Nooo!

Don't move. Just stay still.

Man, that's going to hurt.

He might end up dying from shock.

Wow, that bastard's still alive! He's got incredible luck.

Yeah, incredible luck...

Wow, it's like a garden at the end of a rainbow!

Quit slacking off.

What's your problem? Aren't you even the slightest bit receptive to beauty?

Just look at how beautiful this flower bed is!

Yes, the delicate and ultimate beauty that stirs the soul.

This is like the palace of a goddess.

Of course, when I refer to a goddess, I mean you, Yuri.

Oh, you! Though people are always saying that to me.

First time I've heard it.

Saved by the goddess. Thank you very much.

Hey. Stop spouting that crap, old man.

Old man?!

That's a real shock to me.

Couldn't you at least call me your "mature gentleman superior"?

Let's go, you dirty old geezer.

Uh, that's weird, the sun looks all blurry.

Kei, look!

It's a hot spring!

You mean it?! All right! How lucky!

That's an interesting expression on your face.

No, I assure you my intentions are pure.

It doesn't bother me at all.

What does it matter when you can enjoy a nice soak?

Oh no, I'm much too embarrassed.

I don't blame you for your lack of confidence.

But I don't plan on handing out free treats, either.

If you would only admit how much of a gentleman\hI\ham, then you could avoid all of this trouble.

This is wonderful!

You see that? That's Tokyo.

Let's do it! Tomorrow night we treat ourselves to Trois Poires!

That jerk couldn't have...

He got away!

Hey, what gives?

Caldy!

Oh, to hell with this!

Hey, wait for me!

Caldy!

Kei! Yuri!

Oh, it was only a dream.

Mac Guys

Damn it! That idiot has been nothing but trouble...

Who was the one who came up with the idea of buying dinner with the bonus money?

You were the one, I think.

It was you, Kei!

My, this is a wonderful hot spring.

Why don't you come enjoy it with me?

You... dirty... rotten!

Don't look!

— Excuse me... — What now?

You want us to tie you up again?

I thought perhaps I could help.

Why didn't you get that out in the beginning?

Wow, that smells wonderful. I'm so hungry right now!

Please, go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

Delicious!

Anything tastes good if you're hungry enough.

You know, this isn't half bad. What kind of meat is it?

You've got some nerve...

Will this be the last night we spend\htogether? I wish it weren't so.

You've been a real thorn in our side, but\hyou'll be in the slammer by tomorrow.

And for that, I'm sorry.

But this has sobered me up. I surrender to my fate.

My heart has been cleansed by Yuri's goddess-like compassion and humility.

My soul glows as though it has been scrubbed clean.

Well, you did take a bath.

This time I swear to accept responsibility for all the crimes I've committed.

You're certainly obedient all of a sudden.

What were you doing at World's World in the first place?

I finally realized that I can't always be involved in such questionable work.

But you're a con artist.

Well, yes...

What work could you do that's not questionable?

I could be the owner of a theme park.

I won the rights to operate the New\hYork area of World's World.

When you say New York, do you mean the section that's going to be done next year?

It was an expensive purchase.

It took all the money I had accumulated until now.

But!

Your ambitions have now come to an abrupt end.

You're the one, O beautiful Yuri. You\halone can I trust, and no one else.

I want you to become the president. I beg you.

P-President?

That's right! And Kei can be the senior vice-president.

Why am I stuck being the VP?!

Don't let such trivial details distract you.

Instead, realize that when you look out over the night scape of Manhattan, all you see will be yours.

I won't let it go to anyone else. Your pay will be 50 times that of a TroCon...

No, 100 times more then it is now!

President... President...

It sounds like some kind of dream.

It is a dream. It sounds like some kind of dream.

Being a TroCon for the 3WA commands tremendous trust and respect.

The two of you, as former TroCons, will manage the New York area in my stead while I'm in jail.

I'm sure that the banks will be overjoyed.

It's a huge project that's destined to be a smashing success!

The land of my dreams, New York!

My town! The Big Apple, all mine!

Oh, my dreamland, Broadway!

It's going to remain a dream, too.

It's not right that a charming young lady like myself has to eke out a living as a TroCon.

A vicious, crude job like this is more appropriate for someone like you.

Hello?

This is my chance.

This is probably the only big chance that will ever come to me!

Ms. VP, massage my shoulders.

Yes, ma'am!

You excel at this, do you?

I'll also have coffee. Lots of milk, but keep the sugar light.

Why am I doing this?

Oh, this feels wonderful!

I feel as if I'm being taken away to the world of my dreams.

You stupid idiot! Wake up and smell the coffee!

I can't stand this heat.

Why is there a desert like this right next to Tokyo?

I think it's a wonderful idea that you've chosen me as president.

Thank God you were willing to accept my offer.

But do you promise to atone for your crimes completely?

Of course! If it pleases my best partner, I will lead an absolutely straight life.

Yuri, this dream is dragging on a bit.

Would you mind not interrupting us, Ms. VP?

Ah, I'm so thirsty! Water, isn't there any water?

Water, oh water...

Will you really wait for me?

Will you wait until I pay my debt to society and return to you?

Eh? No way! Are you serious?

You won't get out of jail for a really, really long time.

And you want me to wait alone until\hthen? There's no way I can do that!

You might even end up behind bars for the rest of your life.

Uh, well...

Ah, I'm getting pretty darn thirsty myself.

I'd better stop all this daydreaming pretty soon.

Reality is such a drag.

It was only for a short while, but thanks for letting me have all this fun.

Oh, man...

Water! I need water, too!

Water!

Hey, no fair! You're hogging all the water! Hurry up and let me have a turn!

Oh yeah, I feel a lot better!

Caldy?

Oh, that Caldy!

You jerk!

Come back here!

After him, Yuri!

This is Yokohama Construction Zone 23!

That was a clever trick.

Over there!

Guess he's succeeded in getting us angry.

He's about to find out what that means!

You're too slow! Go faster!

It doesn't go faster!

Bye, my sweet Dirty Pair!

Give me a break!

Let's go!

Kei! The crane!

I got it!

Looks like the end of the line.

Guess it'll be the 24th century before we see you again.

Drat.

DOS/V Guys

Oh, just take a look at how comfortable he is.

Looks like the good life.

I wouldn't go that far.

Say, I haven't seen you two for awhile. Did you go somewhere?

We took a short trip to some hot springs.

— Sounds nice! — Here's a little present for you.

Why, thank you, I'll try it.

We should get going soon.

Yeah. We got our funds, and our reservation's all set!

I'm looking forward to this dinner!

It's a world that someone of high standing such as yourself might find hard to believe.

The days in the life of a TroCon are filled with hardships and thrills.

Yesterday was such a day.

We had an emergency survival training session.

Oh, the agony we went through!

Of course, those such as myself look forward to challenges like those.

I find them quite relaxing, actually.

Wow, really?

Did you hear something?

No, I can't say that I did.

In any case, it's time for our reservation.

All right, let's hurry!

Who's the one that fell in love?

Koi wo shita no dare dare

Come over here

Koko ni oide yo

It's like magic, isn't it?

Marude mahou da yo ne da yo ne

This beating of my heart

Konna ni mune ga

Thump thump

Doki doki

Just like that

Suru no wa

Hey, the truth is dreams are all around you

Ne maji ni wa yume ga afureru

And you can't make them bloom by yourself

Sou hitori ja sakasenai yo

Stop the clock

Tokei wo tomete

Snap your shoes

Kutsu wo narashite

Let's do something that no one can teach us

Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou

The sun up above is looking down at the two of us

Ohisama mo ima futari wo miteru

Let's toss aside all the drama with a smile

Dramatic nante koto wa warai tobashichae

I really like you

Kimi ga daisuki

Such a wonderful holiday

Suteki na holiday

It has nothing to do with romance

Romantic nante koto wa kankei nai yo ne

I really like you...

Kimi ga daisuki

Preview

T-Touma's fallen in love?!

That's hilarious! Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.

Who's the lucky girl?

Leena, the flower shop girl?

Well, it's clear as day that this will never work out.

He'll get dumped in five seconds!

Don't be so cold.

Love Hunter Yuri, the Dream Guide of Romance, will give him all the advice he'll ever need!

Big sister Yuri will tell you all about that kinda stuff.

Just kidding!

This will never work.

Next episode is, "Sparkling Pure Love Flower Shop"!

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