Original subtitles

Yes...

We are well aware of the predicament that you're in,

but please realize that due to the current situation, we must also find accommodations...

for the 200,000 customers who thought they'd be able to leave this morning.

We're doing what we can, but at the moment, everything from the best five-star hotels...

to cheap apartments with shared\hbathrooms, is all filled up.

Of course, we had specially prepared the VIP room for the three of you from the 3WA...

But unfortunately, even though it's no longer usable,

we're not really in a position where we can easily swap you to another location.

Are you trying to say that it's our fault the VIP room went up in smoke?

No, of course not! What I meant was...

So, you want to put a cute,

attractive, delicate girl like myself out on the street?

Of course not!

There are 1,082,450 beds available in the Tokyo area.

Even if you exclude all the beds for employees, their families,

the customers staying here normally, and those here on an extended basis,

there should still be 0.21 % unallocated beds available.

Numbers are one thing, reality is another!

Headquarters is in a state of chaos just trying to get all of our guests sorted.

Yes?

You found one?

It would seem HQ has found accommodations for your stay here.

Where are we going? Is it a hotel? A condominium?

Well, it's not exactly that kind of place.

I won't mind if it's a hot spring resort, you know.

Well, you see...

C'mon, where is it?

We're a little worried this might not be an appropriate facility for you.

Ah hell, we won't mind if it's a little cheap.

Well, that's not exactly what I mean.

Dirty Pair Flash 2

Chance! Rushing through the world at super-high speed

Chance! Girigiri no supeedo de sekai wo kakenukeru

I'm in love with the thrill that no one else can give me

Mou daremo todokanai suriru ni koishite

You can't stand it, but you can't hate it, either

Kuyashii kedo nikumenai

Leaving behind a smile like that

Sonna egao nokoshite

When I'm shooting for romance,

Romantic wo shooting

I always hit my mark

Nerai wa hazusanai

Softly touching that snow-white chest

Shiroi mune wo kasumeteku

I'm a sniper who aims for love

Koi wo nerau sniper

Thrills are always sexy

Suriru wa itsumo sexy

Don't underestimate me!

Amaku minaide yo

Once I start running, I am...

Hashiri dashitara watashi wa

Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop

Nobody can stop me, I'm a...

Mou dare ni mo tomerarenai

Non-stop angel!

Chance! As you hold your breath and look my way,

Chance! Iki wo tome mitsumeteru

I take aim at you

Anata wo neratteru

It's far too late, I'm in love with the thrill

Mou osoi te wo kure yo, suriru ni koishite

Chance! Our passions run wild toward that far-off horizon

Chance! Jounetsu ga kakenukeru haruka na chiheisen

The two of us are like the wind

Watshitachi kaze ni naru,

Our lives burning bright

Inochi ga moeagaru

I want to feel it with you,

Futari de kanjitai

the next future that awaits us

Tsugi no mirai wo

Mysterious High School Seventeen

This is an elite girls' boarding school.

It turns out that there were some vacancies in the dormitory.

Kouyou Girls' High School

A girls' school?

Executive Officer Ohara has taken care of all the necessary paperwork...

to have you received as short-term exchange students at this school.

I would have preferred a coed school.

Section Chief, will I be staying at the girls' school as well?

While it sounds okay to me, something\htells me that it would be inappropriate.

Of course it would be inappropriate!

Not to worry. We've taken the necessary steps to have Touma enrolled at a boys' school.

I see.

Then we'll be off now.

Are you the people from the 3WA?

My name is Kumi Kazamatsuri. I'm a freshman.

I'm the resident assistant this week, so I'll be the one helping you fit in here, Miss Yuri and Miss Kei.

So I'm a "Miss" now?

I was told that you're top-class TroCons.

Oh my, you're too kind! Please, go on.

I really look up to both of you!

Ah, this is it, Kouyou Dormitory.

Please, come in.

Right this way.

This will be your room.

Hey, this wouldn't be so bad, if I didn't have to room with an airhead.

Just make sure you don't snore and grind your teeth.

Let me show you the bathing facilities. You can use them 24 hours a day.

Oh yeah, it doesn't get any better than this!

Honestly. You sound like some middle-aged male slob.

Oh shoot, I forgot to buy some beer for after the bath.

This is just a theme park, right? Why do they have schools?

"On World's World, which employs over 300,000 people,

workers and their families live within the city just as they would have in that era."

"Schools, stores, banks, and other public facilities are not only exhibitions,

but also function as those very institutions that they simulate."

I can't believe they went to all this trouble. Screw schools, who needs 'em?

Good morning!

Go away. I want to sleep more.

What are you saying? You'll\hbe late for class at this rate.

Class? What the hell are you talking\habout? I ain't no student.

Oh no, you're a genuine exchange student.

If you weren't, you wouldn't be allowed in this dormitory.

Students wear their school uniforms and go to classes. Those are the rules.

Give me a break! Why would I ever be a student at this school?

Yuri, tell this...

Have you lost your mind?!

Isn't this just lovely? I look great no matter what I wear.

Ah, I'm a blossoming seventeen year old!

It doesn't hurt to wear clothes like this every once in a while.

I'll bet that, deep down in your heart, you want to wear one as well.

No. I'm not wearing that! Absolutely not!

'Morning!

Hurry up, Kei!

As if I'm going to sit through some stupid class! This just pisses me off.

Ah, there she is!

Hey, Miss Kei?

Please let me have lunch with you in the cafeteria!

There!

Okay!

She's made herself right at home.

Does she have a brain at all? She's\hlike some kind of paramecium.

Miss Kei...

Have you ever stopped to think about how our dormitory must be very old?

Not until you mentioned it.

I heard that it's over 100 years old.

Wait a minute, that can't be right.

They only started developing this planet 30 years ago.

But it really is 100 years old!

They took a building that was built in the mid-Meiji era, and moved it here.

What the hell?

In any case, in a building this old, they show up sometimes.

Who, underwear thieves?

Oh, no! When I say "they show up"...

I mean this kind of stuff.

At Kouyou Dormitory, strange things happen that we refer to as the Seven Mysteries.

The face of a bloody woman appears on the bathroom mirror...

While walking in the western hallway, your\heyes are suddenly covered from behind...

Who is it?

No!

Hey, what's with you? You didn't have to get that scared.

S-So, it was you.

Perfect timing. You've got nothing better to do, right?

She's got some things that she'd like you to help out with.

I've, uh... I've got some things I need to take care of.

What kind help were you looking for?

I'd like the two of you to get rid of the ghosts that inhabit this dorm!

— Ghosts? — Yes!

Wow Kumi, that's a wonderful idea!

Since they're TroCons, it'll be easy for them.

Yeah! I'm sure they can do something about it!

Ghosts appear? Here?

Yeah. Scary things happen here all the time.

Well, there you have it, Yuri. I'm\hsure you can handle this easily.

Oh no, I can't stand ghosts and stuff!

After all, I'm graceful and cute.

This is your kind of thing, Kei. You're tough, so you aren't afraid of ghosts, right?

Well, that's true, but...

Hey, in another ten minutes, the Piano Ghost will appear.

You're right, she'll be here soon.

The Piano Ghost? What's that?

If you play the piano on the second floor,

at a certain time of the day, the keys make a sound like someone screaming.

A long time ago, a dorm resident lost her arms in an accident and couldn't play the piano anymore,

so she hung herself in this practice room.

How stupid.

Anyway, just avoid playing the piano at that time of the day, then.

Ten seconds to go.

Wh-What are you doing?!

Oh, well, uh...

Sorry.

Didn't you hear the scream just now?

Yes, of course I did.

And you just kept playing?

The first time I heard it, I was so\hscared, I thought I would faint.

But now I've gotten used to it.

I have a contest coming up, so\hI\hdon't want to stop practising.

Wow, you're good.

Kei, it's time for dinner.

I ain't going.

What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?

Shut up and leave me alone. I'll go eat later by myself.

Okay.

Miss Kei, I have a favour to ask\hof\hyou. Please come with me.

What is it, at this time of night?

It's something very important.

All right. I'll wake up Yuri too, so just wait there a second.

Oh no, please! I'd like you to handle this alone, if you would.

Only someone like you can solve this.

I see.

Oh well, having an airhead like Yuri around would only slow me down, anyhow.

There's a study room at the north end of the third floor.

Many years ago, there was a student who ended her own life there.

Supposedly, she overdosed on sleeping pills.

Ever since then, no one has used that room.

Why?

Sometimes a girl with long hair appears in that\hroom, sitting in the window and softly crying.

But if you should ever happen to see\hher, you must never speak to her.

If you do, she'll keep chasing you and chasing you...

until she eventually catches up to you and possesses you.

That's what they say.

S-So, are we heading to that study room right now?

— Yes. — Why?!

Because I saw that girl just now!

And then I got really scared, so I came to you...

H-Hey, c'mon now!

This is the room.

There. You can see her, right?

Please, Miss Kei, do something about her!

What do you mean, "do something"?

Miss Kei, you're the only one I can count on!

Shit!

Screw this crap! Wh-What the hell is your deal?!

No, you mustn't speak to her!

That's just what I thought you'd do, Kei.

Thank goodness I removed the energy tube from your gun.

It's not what you think, Miss Kei!

Miss Yuri made me do this against my will.

Juniors can't go against what their seniors tell them to do.

That's why, when I was told to bring you to the study room, I had to follow her instructions.

Besides...

...it sounded like it'd be really fun to do!

God damn it!

What's the matter?

What could make the almighty Kei so scared?

Yuri, what the hell do you think you're doing?!

Ah! Kei, there's a ghost behind you!

How many times are you going to...

One, two! One, two!

One, two! One, two!

One, two! One, two! One, two!

Miss Kei!

Please.

I heard all about it, Miss Kei.

All about what?

The rumour that you fainted from seeing a ghost.

I'm sorry. It's all because I pushed you into trying to help us.

Hey, did you know that this school is built on top of a graveyard from the Edo period?

A graveyard? That's ridiculous. Enough with the stupid jokes.

But it makes sense!

They built this school on a graveyard, and that's why it's full of ghosts who can't find peace!

I don't buy it!

That's impossible.

But I've talked about it with other girls who have already graduated.

They said those stories have always been told at this school.

And strange things have always happened here for as long as they can remember.

This is all stupid! World's World didn't even exist...

You can't just dismiss everything by saying things like that!

And just what can't I dismiss?

In the second-floor bathroom...

You must have noticed that the stall in the very back is nailed shut.

Do you know why?

N-No, I don't know.

The story goes back 20 years.

There was a student who became pregnant.

The gym teacher was the father.

He was already married and had a family.

But the student absolutely would not abort the child.

Then one day, in that stall in the dorm bathroom...

Stop it! That's enough.

I-I'm not interested in unscientific stuff like that.

I don't believe in the occult.

That Horiguchi who teaches\hmath, I'm so upset with her!

She's the kind of lady who does nothing but gloat about her beauty!

Then you have a cute, refreshing, graceful\hgirl such as myself show up, right?

So of course she considers me her enemy.

She singles me out to do homework.

I have to solve 53 variable formula problems by the day after tomorrow!

I just can't believe it.

Well, it doesn't matter because I'm going to let that nice boy, Touma, do the solving for me.

You're gonna stay here until you graduate, aren't you?

Damn, this pisses me off.

Oh, the water was wonderful. I just love having a nice bath like that.

As usual, you overstay your welcome.

Hey, that's beer!

You went off campus and bought it without permission, didn't you?

Yeah, so what?

It's wrong, that's what.

It's a serious breach of the rules to leave school grounds without permission.

Oh, shut up! I don't remember asking you to lecture me about a bunch of stupid rules!

Kei, you're such a delinquent. Nothing but a drop out!

I can't take any more of this.

Where are you going now?

Gotta piss.

You're only going to the bathroom, but you're taking that with you?

Shit, I drank a little too much.

Do Not Use

God damn it, this must be Yuri's doing!

I know it's you, you jerk!

Knock it off now, or I'll blow this door apart!

Hurry up and open it!

What's wrong, Kei?

Th-This isn't your work?

This is most troublesome. That's\ha\hvery prestigious, elite school.

Even if you were just temporary exchange students,

it's unheard of for anyone to be expelled after only three days.

The principal had a nervous breakdown and collapsed!

Please, consider the position this puts us in. What happened that brought this about?

— Here you go. — Thank you.

But why did you need help with problems as easy as those?

A charming girl made a request of a deprived little boy.

Doesn't that make you happy?

Unfortunately, I don't need these now. Thanks to Kei, even I got expelled.

Expelled?

Now that you mention it, Kei does look really drained.

That one was real...

What was?

You know, the one that appears in the bathroom.

Oh, you mean that!

You know, they were at the boys' school as well.

Pretty well done, weren't they?

Well done?

They were holograms. Maybe I didn't tell you about it?

That sort of thing was a common part of life in schools and dorms,

so they have all kinds of paranormal tricks set up to happen in places like that.

Of course, they don't tell the students or teachers.

That would ruin all the fun.

Ghost stories are like a spice that adds drama to school life.

Yuri! You knew all about this, didn't you?!

That's right. I told Yuri about that, didn't I?

I didn't know! I didn't know at all!

Touma, you must be mistaken!

You knew it! You God damn, good-for-nothing...

What's wrong?

Hey, Yuri? Where are you going?

Touma, you idiot. You're gonna get yourself killed if you stay there any longer!

Get myself killed?

You're all going to pay dearly for this!

Great, now it's not going away.

Is it going to be like this forever?

She scares me.

I knew it. It's all because they built this school on top of a graveyard...

Who's the one that fell in love?

Koi wo shita no dare dare

Come over here

Koko ni oide yo

It's like magic, isn't it?

Marude mahou da yo ne da yo ne

This beating of my heart

Konna ni mune ga

Thump thump

Doki doki

Just like that

Suru no wa

Hey, the truth is dreams are all around you

Ne maji ni wa yume ga afureru

And you can't make them bloom by yourself

Sou hitori ja sakasenai yo

Stop the clock

Tokei wo tomete

Snap your shoes

Kutsu wo narashite

Let's do something that no one can teach us

Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou

The sun up above is looking down at the two of us

Ohisama mo ima futari wo miteru

Let's toss aside all the drama with a smile

Dramatic nante koto wa warai tobashichae

I really like you

Kimi ga daisuki

Such a wonderful holiday

Suteki na holiday

It has nothing to do with romance

Romantic nante koto wa kankei nai yo ne

I really like you...

Kimi ga daisuki

Preview

I hate all this walking!

Shut up!

My feet hurt, I'm hungry, I wanna rest!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Whose fault is this? I can't believe it!

It's his fault! Caldy, the con artist!

I think Caldy has a crush on me. What should I do?

Tell him whatever you want. I'm going to nab that bastard and get the reward!

That's if we can make it back to Tokyo.

Shut up!

The next episode is, "A Steamy, Romantic\hTour"! You got a problem with that?

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