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That bitch

screwed up Sumino and the others this much.

Where'd you come from?

Shidou Misaki.

The president of Kurodama Middle Soft Tennis Club,

an unbeatable leader.

She's...

the singles match champion from last year's national tournament.

National champion?!

Kurodama Middle Soft Tennis Club, Club President

Shidou Misaki (15)

Kurodama Middle has such a player...

Never mind. Why're you here?!

Why?

Didn't I tell you?

Her family owns the whole mountain.

You didn't!

Then this is the final boss's lair?!

Run and keep running!

hashiraba hashire

走らば走れっ

Let's do our best!

seiippai

せいいっぱい

I want to shine! Do you?

hikaritaine doudai

光りたいね…どうだい?

It's a tennis morning!

tenipan mooningu

テニぱん モーニング

We'll hit them if we carry on

arukeba ataru

歩けば当たる

mou ippon

もういっぽん

One more!

Hit

utte

打って

Run

otte

追って

Hit

utte

打って

Run

otte

追って

So it begins

hajimaru yo

はじまるーよ!!

One

wan

わん

Two

tsuu

つー

Approach

apuroochi

あぷろーち

It's burning up

moeyo

燃えよ

My play!

maipurei

マイプレイ

I put my all into my balls

ikkyuunyuukon

一球入魂

It's not just about hitting the balls!

pashikon

パシコン

pashikon

パシコン

pashikon da

パシコン、だ

Do your best!

ganbatte yo

がんばってよ

If you feel that's not enough

tarinai kigashitara

足りない気がしたら

Do your best!

ganbatte yo

がんばってよ

Just do more and more!

motto motto da

もっともっと、だ

Monday

mandei

まんでい

Friday

furaidei

ふらいでい

Fly

tobe yo

飛べよ

My miracle ball!

mai makyuu

マイ魔球

I'm one with the ball

isshin doutai

一心同体

Where are your pinnies?

zekken

ゼッケン

zekken

ゼッケン

zekken wa

ゼッケン、は?

Even if you try your best

ganbatte mo

がんばっても

You just can't win it alone

hitori ja kimaranai yo

ひとりじゃ決まらないよ

"Wanna play?" "Yeah, let's play!"

yaro yaro

「やろ？」「やろ！」

Whether they're cold times

samui toki mo

寒い時も

Or hot times

atsui toki mo

暑い時も

It doesn't matter at all

sonna no wa doudemo ii

そんなのはどうでもいい

Just keep getting up!

nankai demo tachiagare

何回でも立ち上がれっ

Luck is a skill, y'know!

un mo sainou desho

運も才能でしょ?

itta mon gachi

言ったもん勝ち!

Take a chance and say it

It's so amazing

nante migoto na

なんてみごとな

It's untouchable

antacchaburu

あんたっちゃぶる

Our youth is like our balls

seishun wa booru mitai ni

青春はボールみたいに

It rolls and rolls

korogacchatte

転がっちゃって

It can take us anywhere

docchi datte ikeru

どっちだって行ける

It's so easy

kantan ni

簡単に

To take a new direction!

hikkurikaeru yo

ひっくり返るよ

Remember the everyday

datte itsumo no

だっていつもの

Unbelievable things

anbiribaburu

あんびりばぶる

Even if our passion is just delusional

jounetsu ga mousou da to shitemo

情熱が妄想だとしても

We love it!

daisuki

大スキ

Yes, we do!

daisuki

大スキ

I enthusiastically

harikitte

はりきって

Hit an overhead!

overhead

オーバヘッド

Yes

haai

「はーい」

Run!

走ろう

Yes!

hai

hashirou

Run!

hashirou

走ろう

Go! Go!

ike ike

いけ いけ

Let's go!

rettsu goo

れっつごー

Tennis!

tenishu

てにしゅ

Tennis!

tenishu

てにしゅ

Let's do it!

yaro yaro

やろやろ

Game 8

Summit

How did this happen?

Oh, you mean them?

They didn't make it past my warm-up routine.

You call that a warm-up?

That's right.

Do you want to try it too?

Stairs?!

Under this building is a secret training facility.

It has a number of obstacles in it.

You need to pass all the trials for a proper warm-up.

Don't do it, Kotone-chan!

Everyone from Akadama who tried was defeated!

Trials, eh?

Enemies closing in...

Asuna!

Friends dying one by one.

Finally, keeping the memories of her fallen comrades close to her heart,

the young girl became stronger!

Interesting.

I accept!

Oh? Such a confident response.

Wait! We're all dead to you?!

You're so rash.

Sorry, sorry. I was reckless.

After coming to this isolated mountain camp,

it'd be a shame if we couldn't get something good out of it!

Get something good...

Makes sense—

There was nothing to grab!

How rude!

There's at least a little bit!

Well then, here we are.

Countercurrent Dash

What's this?!

The first trial. It's great for those who want to build up a lot of stamina and speed.

It's name is

Countercurrent Dash!

S-She's fast!

It looks as if she were running on normal ground!

All the while going through a series of high speed obstacles!

She finished!

A-Amazing! She really is a national champion!

All that jumping without an underskirt!

Playful kitten, huh?

Definitely a playful kitten.

Playful kitten, without a doubt.

Nyan.

What's a playful kitten?

The obstacles keep us from moving forward!

Just remaining in the same spot is already taking everything I have!

Dammit! What should we do?!

It's the famous White Jade House's

rice bean cake!

It begins.

Ah, everything begins now.

First trial,

cleared!

How's your view?

Okay, on to the next test.

The second trial is testing your motion vision,

How's your view?

A pun.

To pass you have to hit a ball fired at 160 km/h.

That's all?

It's way simpler than before.

Really?

Well then, go ahead.

Easy easy.

Watch, a beautiful strike—

If you can't hit the ball with the racket's sweet spot,

Here

Attention

a current will be generated.

Say that earlier!

If you want to hit that kind of high-speed ball with the sweet spot of the racket,

you need to concentrate really hard.

I want to hit it with the sweet spot.

Concentrate... Concentrate...

Concentrate...

I see it!

So sweet!

Second trial

cleared!

Balance Heaven

Here

The third trial is called Balance Heaven.

You have to ride a balance ball to the goal to clear this test

and...

What?

Is something strange?

No.

It's just...

...something's missing.

That's it!

Hey... d-don't!

What're you planning?!

W-Why do I have to dress up like this?

D-Don't get me wrong!

I wanted to be tricked in order to distract you!

Ouch!

Dammit, it's harder than I thought.

It's already hard enough to hold your balance, but this slope...

Third trial

Cleared!

Lactic Acid Hell

Lactic Acid Hell

Lactic Acid Hell

Lactic Acid Hell

Fourth trial

Cleared!

Fourth trial

Cleared!

Fourth trial

Cleared!

Cleared!

They should be pretty tired by now.

They're up against the national champion, after all.

They still have no weapon to counter her.

No,

they have one.

Fiery Chamber

Hey, I think you girls should give up now.

Simply getting to the final trial, the Fiery Chamber, is already pretty impressive.

Don't try to force it.

We will.

Our only hope to win against you

is right here.

The walls are lowering!

What's wrong?

Running away, National Champion?

Don't get me wrong.

The recommended two hours are over.

Like I said,

this is just the warm-up.

Final Trial Cleared!

Final Trial Cleared!

Did you get all the required data, Yura?

Of course. No problem.

Kurodama First Year

Hiratsuka Yura (13)

I have shots of the president's panties and cat ears,

as well as when her underskirt was stripped!

Delete that kind of data immediately!

Not even a bath can get rid of the exhaustion.

Anyway, who'd camp in the home of a national champion?

Mishimaki-sensei really likes these kinds of tricks.

Surprise!

Talking about surprises, I really didn't think the Akadama people would be here too.

They were injured badly, are they all right?

They'll be fine.

The Akadama girls are strong.

That's true.

We should go see them later.

Agreed!

Hey, all of you!

What're you doing here?

Let's go to the cafeteria, it's time for dinner!

Sumino, are you okay?

You were badly injured.

Ah, right...

Lying?

You were near death just now.

Anyway, why do you all look so good?

I-I wonder...

Maybe we're just young.

Nothing to worry about here!

That's right!

There's no need for anyone to worry.

As long as this hand can move,

I'll definitely do my best to massage everyone!

L-Leo...

Why'd you bring him along?!

Because...

Because what?!

Come on, everyone from Shiradama...

A pack of lions is made up of one male and several females.

That's called a harem.

During mating season, each coupling lasts for only twenty seconds.

But it's said they're doing it more than fifty times a day.

Isn't that amazing?

All the scenes shown during this monologue are nothing but fantasies.

They're irrelevant to this show.

Oh?

Hey, listen,

if you're tired, you don't have to force yourselves to dinner.

Nah. You could even say that we're in tip-top shape!

Amazing! The futons are already laid out!

It's cold at night, be careful!

Hey, there's a really childish one.

Sleeping on this is overdoing it.

Hey, could this be Shidou's—

N-No way!

They just grabbed a children's futon by mistake!

It'll be replaced immediately!

Forgive me, Playful Kitten!

I have to maintain my image as national champion right now!

Don't worry!

You understand, Yura?

If you dare take any more weird videos of me, I'll lock you in the black room!

Actually, I only want to film the President.

Yet I don't want to go in the black room.

Catch!

Watch this!

No matter how many of these scenes I take...

It's pointless...

So sexy!

Pointless...

Pointless...

Ouch...

Man, why is there a banana peel here?

Ah, sorry.

What an airhead.

Shut up!

What should I do?!

I clearly filmed something for adults!

IMPRISONMENT DECIDED

Hey, Leo-kun.

Hm?

Yes!

It's a little hot, so do you want to go out for a walk?

It's okay if you don't want to.

I'll g-go! Even to the end of the world!

Asuna-san, be careful not to trip when running so fast!

It's okay.

Because you're here.

What star is that?

T-That's the Star of Death.

How pretty.

It's the Death Star!

By the way...

Today Asuna-san... is somehow sexier than normal!

Just watching her makes my heart...

My heart's beating fast...

from being able to have fun with everyone.

Oh, that type of beating fast...

Going on a school trip probably feels like this.

I wasn't able to go in elementary school.

Is that so?

Did you get a cold? Or...

It's a secret.

It's a secret.

It's a secret.

Girls have many secrets.

Is that true?!

Actually, I was just...

imagining everyone bathing together.

Then I fainted because I bled too much from my nose.

I was so young.

Asuna-san, what happened?

Hmm... I remember it to be around here.

Ah, there it is!

Oh right, Eli.

You played normal tennis in England.

How'd it go?

Go?

I participated in England's national competition.

The nationals?!

I see... Isn't this a little regrettable then?

You were so good, yet you switched to soft tennis.

It is nothing like that.

To me, the only regrettable days were those without Mishi.

Now I am with Mishi, so I am very happy.

But...

And I played normal tennis because I mistook it to be soft tennis.

When I realized that it was a different sport, I was already the national champion.

You were even the champion?!

There's another tennis fool here.

Toilet, toilet...

Mishi, how long are you staying here?

That sound is...

Wh-Why're they here, alone with each other?

A date...

Could this be a date?!

Don't...

No!

How...

How could this be?

Could they... already be in... that kind of relationship?

I got it, Eli.

For some reason there was a weasel in your hair.

Wow!

It's only you, Kotone-chan.

It's really dark here, so you scared me a bit.

Kotone-chan, have you brushed your teeth yet?

Kotone-chan?

Kotone-chan!

Kotone-chan...

What is it, Asuna-chan?

Nothing. I just saw Kotone-chan in the hallway.

She was acting a little weird.

How so?

It's hard to describe.

But if I had to describe it...

she was like a dewdrop out of a dark, dry forest.

Although the sudden, fresh feeling is confusing her,

she is somehow still overwhelmed by the urgings of her body.

Ending in the abyss of shame and soul-ravishing lust.

Like that!

What's she thinking?! Doing that in someone else's house!

It's lights-off.

Okay! Good night.

Chitose-san, can I sleep with you?

Of course you can!

So warm!

My body temperature seems to be above normal.

Then I'll join in too.

Me too.

How sly. I'm in too.

Too hot...

Everyone, get up!

Bad news!

What is it, Asuna-chan?

Hey, it's only five in the morning.

Kotone-chan is missing!

Her futon is still unused!

She was strange last night, so I looked for her. I thought something bad had happened!

I found this note on the door!

A note?

I'm on a trip.

Kotone

A-Aren't we already on a trip?

Another trip?

I extended my arms up high

takaku takaku ude wo nobashita

高く高く腕を伸ばした

Knowing that they wouldn't reach

todokanai koto kurai wakatteru kedo

届かないことくらいわかってるけど

I might be a crybaby

nakimushi dakedo sonna jibun mo

泣き虫だけどそんな自分も

But I just can't hate myself, so I'm still here

kirai ni wa narenakute mada koko ni iru

キライにはなれなくてまだココに居る

I dream about a tomorrow that I see far away

aa kogareta ashita wa mada tooku de

ああ 焦がれた明日はまだ遠くで

It's smiling, beckoning

waratte iru temaneki shinagara

笑っている 手招きしながら

Count 1 2 3 and raise up your heels

ichi ni san kazoe kakato wo agete miru

123 数えかかとを上げてみる

Do it a little more, then just a little more

mou sukoshi sou ato sukoshi kurikaeshite wa

もう少し そうあと少し 繰り返しては

If I take a breath as deep as I can

dekiru dake ookiku iki wo shite

出来るだけ大きく息をして

And imagine myself flying in the skies

sora wo tobu imeeji wo sureba

空を飛ぶイメージをすれば

Then I can go anywhere!

doko e datte ikeru yo hora ne

どこへだって行けるよほらね

I'm still dreaming of that one day when I might be able to fly

itsuka toberu kana nante yume minagara

いつか飛べるかな なんて夢見ながら

I'm Chitose.

I'm Kurusu.

I'm Elizabeth.

Three people. Together we're the Scarab Investigation Team!

What's a scarab?

A dung beetle.

At least say herring roe or something!

But that feels a little indecent.

Game 9

Pause

Next Episode:

See you.