All language subtitles for cheers seria 11 episod 14

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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪

♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪

♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪

♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪

♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪

♪ You wanna go where everybody
knows your name. ♪

Hey, Cliffie, take
away that beard,

and you know who
I'd swear that is?

Oh, yeah,

you took the words
right out of my mouth, Normie.

Mr. D.B. Cooper himself.

Yeah, I've been trackin' him

for 20 years now,

and now he's found me;
The supreme irony.

No, Cliff, I was going
to say Robin Colcord.

Huh? Oh, yeah!

Yeah, you're right.

Isn't that something?

Well, my search continues.

A glass of ice water.

And, uh, by the way, hello, Sam.

Hello, boys.

I'm back.

Robin! Robin Colcord!

I'll be damned.

How you been?

Look at you!

Why you, uh, why are you
dressed like that?

Well, my friends,
I'm not the same Robin Colcord

you once knew-I am penniless.

Robin!

You left here with
six million bucks!

Remember, you had it hidden

in that money belt
in the office?

Yeah, well, I gave it away.

And now I'm a drifter searching
the world without a dime

and finally liking
what I find inside me.

Well... great.

No, seriously, Robin, you know,

what have you been up to?

I've been living.

I walked through Europe.

I worked a kibbutz in Israel.

Joined the merchant marine.

Had the great honour
to be blessed by the Pope.

But listen to me
going on about myself.

What have you fellows
been up to?

Hitler moved into my building.

And, uh, how's Rebecca?

Is she still luscious?

Uh, no. Actually,
she slimmed down.

My Rebecca.

You know, I can't tell you
how much I've missed her.

And now to see her again,

to look into those amber eyes,

to hear that crystal bell
of a voice.

Crap, Sam!

Your desk smells like somebody
puked in it!

Rebecca, I'm back.

Robin!

My sweet baby!
Is it really you?!?

Yes.

I knew you'd come back for me!

I quit!

I'm out of here.

No more petty job
for Rebecca Howe.

No more hanging out
with you poor,

pathetic, boring losers all day!

My prayers have been answered.

Robin's come back for me,
and I'm rich! I'm rich!

Why are you dressed
like that, Robin?

Well I've taken
a vow of poverty.

I have only what I'm wearing

and what I'm carrying
in my rucksack.

Well, that's very sweet.

Uh, did I just call
you guys a bunch

of names a few minutes ago?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, I just
have these episodes

when I'm around rich people,
sort of like a blackout.

No harm done, 'kay?

Uh, Robin, listen.

You know, I'm really interested
in hearing all about

what's been happening with you,

so what say you and I
go to dinner tonight,

just the two of us.

Well, I'm afraid it would
have to be your treat.

Of course it would.

Well, splendid.

I'll, uh, just go
and wash up, eh?

Poor guy.

It's a real comedown, isn't it?

Seems happy though.

Of course he's happy.

He's lying.

I'm afraid of the rest of this.

Sam, don't you see it?
He's testing me.

Remember the last time
before he left,

he pretended like he was poor
and I rejected him?

And then it turns out
he wasn't poor, he was rich?

Well, he's testing me again.

He wants to see if I've matured.

And I'm gonna make damn sure

that he knows that material
wealth means nothing to me.

And then he'll marry me
and take me away.

And I won't have to spend
any more time

with you poor, pathetic,
boring losers.

Day after day after day!

Honey, it's happening again.

What? What's happening?

Hello, everyone!

So, what's new?

Hey, Doc,
you'd better settle in.

Have we got a surprise for you.

Really?

Oh, yeah, yeah,
a real shockeroo.

You'll never guess who's back.

It's Lilith, isn't it?

Oh, thank God!

She wants me back!

Oh!
Everything's gonna be okay now!

I'll fall to my knees

and tell her what a living hell
my life has been!

At last, the long nightmare
is finally over!

Where is my beautiful girl?

Well, Doc, actually,
it's Robin Colcord.

Oh... good.

I wouldn't take
that broad back if you paid me.

How'd it go?

He's testing me,

but I'm passing
with flying colours.

Sam, uh, I hate to trouble you,

but do you think I could sleep
in your storage room tonight?

Sure.

Oh, Robin, don't be silly!

You're not gonna
sleep in a storage room.

I have a perfectly good
apartment.

You're gonna stay with me.

Rebecca, you are an angel.

So, Rob,

tell me the truth,
you really don't miss having the big bucks?

Not a bit of it.

Money makes people greedy,
and greed is a disease.

I was a miser.

A sick little squirrel
hiding money belts

filled with millions of dollars
all over the world.

You mean, uh,
there were other ones besides that one

you hid in the desk
in Sam's office?

I-I used to hide them
in pairs, backups,

in case someone found
the first one.

Well, thank God I'm no longer

obsessed by money.

Now all I need is happiness
and companionship.

Uh, do you mind, darling?

I've been walking since Tuesday.

Can we go home now?

Yes. You are inspiration.

And I, too, feel

that money is the
root of all evil

and that friendship
is true gold.

That's why I value your
friendship so much, Robin.

Money! Money! Money!
Money! Money!

So, did anyone else
hear Robin say

that he hides money
belts in pairs?

Uh, I did.

Yeah, but he, uh,
only walked out of here

with one of them.

Uh-huh.

You don't suppose...

Oh, come on,
give me a break, you guys.

I know what you're thinking.

There's no way in hell

that he put another
money belt in this place.

It's ridiculous.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right,
Sam, I guess.

Damn right I am.

Okay, closing time!
Everybody out!

Come on, I mean it.
We're closed. Get out.

Sammy, it's only ten after 8:00.

Yeah, well, I'm really tired.

Come on, let's go.
Everybody out.

Sam Malone, you know, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.

As soon as money enters
the picture,

you try to kick out
all your friends.

Now, who was there for you
when Diane left you, huh?

Who was there for you
when this bar burned down?

Us, your friends, that's who.

I'm not kidding, get out.

Don't forget, Sam,
that's not your money.

If one of us finds it
and tries to keep it,

the others can blow the whistle.

You guys would really
send me to jail?

In a heartbeat.

Okay, then here's the deal.

This is my bar.

Whoever finds it, I get half.

Huh? What do you say?

Huh?

All right.
All right, sounds reasonable.

And then the other half will be
divided among ourselves.

I suggest that we split into
teams to expedite the search.

Sounds good to me.

Of course it sounds good
to him, he gets half.

What do you think
you're doing, Sam?

I'm gonna read my paper until
one of you brings me my half.

All right. Let's get to work.

Yeah. Let's get to work.

Say, uh, Normie,

does Sammy get half
of what we find

or, uh, half of what
we claim to find?

Oh, what we claim to find.

After all, the guy's
not a mind reader.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, uh, we find
something that's got,

say, $6 million in it,
we only give him $3 million.

Yeah. We call it a
finder's fee, shall we?

Oh, my man.

Yeah...

Let's just call it a
finder's fee, shall we?

♪ ♪

♪ I want money ♪

♪ I want money ♪

♪ I need cash ♪

♪ A whole bunch of cash ♪

♪ I want money. ♪

Here you go.

I'll get you a
couple more pillows

and then you'll be just
as comfy as you can be.

That's good of you, Rebecca.

You know, it must be
awkward for you.

I mean, after all,
we have a history.

Oh, Robin,
please don't bring up the past.

I just feel so ashamed
of the way I used to be.

I was so...

so bratty and so greedy.

I'd just rather
not talk about it.

Why don't you get that
and I'll be right back?

Howe residence. Oh!

Uh, hello, Frasier.

I was just thinking
about how you mentioned

that you used to use,
uh, hidden money belts,

as financial security.

Well, it just so happens

that I have some valuables
that I'd like to hide.

But where?

So I'd like to pick
your brain if I could.

Uh, I know that you favoured
the underside of desk drawers,

but, uh, I thought
you might throw out some more ideas.

Pretend that
you're the old Robin.

Uh, uh, Frasier, would you just
hold for a minute?

I have another call coming in.

Hello?

Oh, yeah, hey,
Robin, listen, uh...

yeah, found some sort
of a money belt

and I assume it's yours here,

you know, but I hate
to cause any problems

in case it's not.

So, okay I get it.

Why don't you tell me
where you hid yours

and-and I'll tell you

if that's where
I found this one.

Well, uh, Cliff, I must admit
that I had a penchant

for hiding them
in, uh, ductwork.

You know, that way they'd
be easy to get to and, uh,

impervious to damage.

Oh, uh, great, great, great.

Oh, uh, I guess
this isn't yours.

Okay. Uh, Frasier?

Oh, Robin. Hi.
Yeah. Oh, that's okay.

Uh... Mm-hmm.

Ductwork, you say.

Good-bye.

It's in the ducts.

We're rich. We're rich.

Who was that?

Your friends.

They're tearing apart
your place of work

looking for one
of my money belts. Oh.

Well, don't be too hard on them.

You know, the sad part
is that two years ago

I would have been right
over there with them.

Yeah... But, you gotta admit,

a million dollars
is pretty tempting.

But you're not
tempted anymore, huh?

Oh! No, no, no, not me.

Well, I mean... yes.

It would be nice
because of the good

that you could do with it.

I would love nothing more

than to be able to
spend a lot of money

on my favourite charity.

Which one is that?

Oh, that's the
Children's Boston...

something-something.

You know... you're wonderful.

You know, you really are

a lovely woman, Rebecca.

And, Robin, you are the most

handsome, charming,

sophisticated man I've ever met.

Well, thank you.

Uh, now, if you'll excuse me,

I must go and wash
out my underwear

in the bathroom
sink for tomorrow.

Robin?

Uh-huh?

You didn't by any chance

hide one of those money belts

over here, ever, did you?

Hah. Well, I mean, if I did,

you-you'd be sure to
have found it by now.

I mean, you have cleaned up

in the past two
years, haven't you?

Of course I have.

Be cool. Be cool.

That's it.

There's nothing in the ducts.

We checked the office,
the pool room, the rest-rooms.

I don't get it.

Unless you two are lying.

Huh?

Just going along
with this duct thing

waiting for us to keel
over with exhaustion.

Oh, yeah?

How do we know that
you two aren't lying?

That's it, Clavin,
you're history, man.

All right. Come on, Tortelli.

Take your best shot, huh?

I never liked you anyway.

I only pretended to because
you liked me, obviously.

No, Carla. Carla, no! No!

Stop it. Stop it.

Don't you see? Greed's
turning us into animals.

We've got to behave like
civilized human beings.

All right. All right.

Now...

I've got...

some sodium Pentathol in my car.

If one of you is
lying, we'll know it.

Are you sure you've
looked in all the ducts?

Yeah, we looked in all of them.

Unless they were in the ducts

that burned up in the fire.

What are you saying? Six million
bucks went up in smoke?

Aw, it doesn't make any sense.

I mean, I cleaned up most
of that rubble myself.

You know, there would
have been some traces...

a buckle, some burnt
pieces of money, something.

Sam, you're... you're certain

you were alone
and you saw nothing?

Now, listen, go back
in your mind's eye.

All right. Yeah.

All right, I,
uh, came running in.

Everything was
charred and moist,

and I sweeped up a little bit

and there was some wood,
some glass, some metal.

Oh, yeah, then captain, uh...

a fire captain came in

and asked me... A fire captain?

Oh, yeah.

Captain Dobbins.

He was there when I came in
in the morning.

Yeah, well, I think
we have our answer. Hmm.

Hi.

Let me speak to Captain Dobbins.

Oh, he retired, did he?

Hah!

Six months ago?!

Thank you

very much.

Apparently the good captain
has come into some money.

That crook stole our dough.

Yeah. Gotta get him down here.

Yeah. How? We just
can't give him a call

and ask him to drop on by.

Yeah. Yeah, what
are we gonna do?

Leave this to me, Sam. Oh.

I happen to know some
people who can handle

this kind of thing,
no questions asked.

Might cost us a little,
but they do good work.

Hi. It's Mommy.

Wake up your brothers.

Robin,

do you ever think about us?

Well, I have to
admit, Rebecca, yes.

Sometimes I do.

I have to tell you that
since we broke up...

a day has not gone by
that I haven't regretted it.

It-It was the biggest
mistake of my life.

Do you really feel that way?

Yeah, I do.

Robin, take me back.

Please?

I want to be with you.

And I know you don't

have any money, and that's fine.

Let's just go around
the world together.

I don't want to have
any material things.

I'll just, I'll just pack a bag

of some, a few meagre things,
and some makeup essentials

and... and then we'll
travel around together.

You'd really give up
everything for me?

Oh, yeah. You bet
your booty I would.

I wouldn't make
that mistake twice.

Rebecca, I'd love to have you
share my journeys with me.

Robin.

Oh.

But, let, uh, there's, um,

just-just one thing
I have to tell you.

How much? I mean, go ahead.

You see, occasionally, I, um,

I supplement my meagre
lifestyle by stealing.

I did some time
for that in Louisiana.

We may have to run
from the police,

sleep under bridges,
eat out of garbage cans.

Oh, Robin, cut the crap.

I said I would go away with you,
yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda.

Now, let's get real.

Uh, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about,
you wanted to know

if I would still love
you if you were poor,

and I would, so
we've settled that.

So how much money do you have?

$30 million? $40 million?

You mean all this time you
thought I was still wealthy

and that's why you've
been so kind to me?

You haven't changed
a bit, have you?

You haven't matured.

You're still the same selfish,
gold digger you always were.

I'm poor. Do you understand?

Destitute.
I have to shoplift for food.

Sometimes I even have
to beg for money.

Ten million?

Zero.

I'm poor.

And I have no desire
ever to be rich again.

You're not kidding, are you?
No, I'm not kidding.

If my prediction is correct,

you'll find that
your affection for me

has suddenly disappeared.
Oh, no.

No, it has not. I
still care a great...

Who am I kidding?

Oh, God.

I haven't changed
one bit in two years.

Yeah, well, I can't say
I'm not disappointed.

Robin, I'm so
sorry. Please... Good-bye.

Good-bye, Rebecca.

Good-bye, Robin.

Thanks, kids!

Now wipe down the car,

ditch it and get right to bed!

It's a school night!

Oh, Sam. Thank God!

Do you know this person?

Shut up, moneybags.

Sammy, guess who's living
in a brand-new house.

Oh, a new house and retirement.

You've got a lot of
explaining to do, buster.

What are you talking about?

Maybe you would like to tell us
how you got rich six months ago.

Mm-hmm.

My grandmother passed away.

Do you mind?

We happen to know
there was a money belt

hidden in one of those air ducts

in that wall that burned down,

and that money disappeared
right around the same time

your grandma
so conveniently checked out.

Mm-hmm.

So, what have you
got to say there...

Mr. Trump? Hmm?

This is ridiculous.

I don't know anything
about a money belt.

I have half a mind to call
the police on all of you.

Oh... Oh... I'm terrified.

Aw, Captain, Captain.

You know, I think we can
straighten this all out.

Why don't you and me just take
a little walk into the office?

Oh... What are you doing?

Right over there.

Go on in there with Carla.

Oh, what are you doing?

My God. Look at you people.

Robin.

Look at your bar, Sam.

In your greedy desire to obtain
a non existent money belt,

you destroyed what
was most important to you.

Excuse me. What was that
word right before "money belt"?

Non existent.

Fictitious.

Uh, mythic.

Nothing?

Not even like a small
change purse?

Nothing. And here
you've torn apart your bar.

I'll bet you turned
on each other, too.

How many side deals
did you have going?

Oh.

Oh, Robin, man, how
could you do this to us?

To show you what money
can do to a person.

You all despised me
when I was wealthy.

You didn't understand that I was

victim of an illness-greed.

But now you do understand,
because all of you here tonight

have fallen victim
to that same illness.

Hopefully you've all
learned something.

And that's why I did what I did.

Uh...

plus, uh, I never
really liked you.

Ta.

Yeah, I have to admit,
Robin's right.

Look what we've
done to this place.

To each other.

Look what we've become.

Yeah. Boy, I tell you,

money makes people do
strange things, doesn't it?

Has anybody seen Robin?

Yeah, he just left.

Honey, it turns out there
wasn't a money belt.

He really is poor.

He tried to tell me that, too,
and I almost bought it.

Well, good-bye, you poor,
pathetic, boring losers.

I'm a-movin' on up.

Well, I suppose we should
try to clean up this mess

and put all that
nonsense behind us.

Well, I suppose we all
learned something, huh?

No harm came of it,
though, I guess.

You know...
a few things got broken,

but no one really got hurt.

That's hot!

Robin, you are so good.

What are we really
waiting for, a limo?