All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s01e08

Basically, the situation is this.

Three schools in the area are under
threat of closure, and Waterloo Road's

of them.

Are you happy with yourself?

No, it's with who you are. Yeah. I feel
more poor.

So if you're okay with your own
sexuality, why do you feel so threatened

somebody else's?

You what?

Just say what you need to say. I'm a big
girl.

I want the divorce.

Oh, is this on me, solicitor?

I'm changing my plea.

I'm not guilty.

I was sitting in the back of the car
with Adam.

You were in the passenger seat.

Tom Tay was driving.

You don't think he's got somebody else,
do you?

No. No, no, I'm sure he hasn't.

Are you in court?

Oh, come on.

Don't go all frigid on me now, miss.

Just wait till I let you know that we'll
be queuing up.

Get out of my school.

You can't prove anything.

I've got all the proof I need. Now get
out of my school!

It's going to have to go through the
board. I'm going to have to testify. I'm

going to have to repeat every vile thing
that he said to me.

Why do I have to fly over

every town up and down the line? And
I'll die

in the clouds above.

And you that I depend on, I do not love.

I wake up, it's so bad.

God knows what she's going through.

A scandal stressing teachers out like
that.

You've got it down to a fine art,
haven't you?

No matter how damned hard you try.

Well, if they're daft enough to close us
down, I pity the other schools that

have to take our kids.

I don't want our kids taught anywhere
else but Waterloo Road. By teachers like

Kim Campbell.

I must have left you a dozen messages.

Fourteen, actually.

You must be feeling guiltier than you
thought.

Look, Dawn, I know this is a hell of a
shock.

Oh, don't worry.

I've not been sitting at home clutching
a box of tissues, if that's what you

think.

Estelle said you had a bug.

Well, I'm over it now.

So are you back for good?

I work here, don't I?

Or do you and Izzy want me to walk away
from my job as well? Don't blame Izzy.

It was me.

I pushed it all the way.

Oh, spare me the protective lover act.

You make me puke.

So, Mimi, I'd say the drama room after
morning break.

Is it going to be like what you see on
the telly? At least you'll get to Mr.

Walmart.

Do you have to swear on the Bible?

Why, just that.

Well, I'm not religious, am I? Of course
you'd be swearing on the Bible.

Because you're going to go in there and
tell the truth and the jury are going to

believe it.

Liars can make you say what they want.

They can't make you lie.

Hello? Izzy, it's me.

Lorna's back at school today.

I just thought I should warn you.

Right.

Pablo, we're leaving in five minutes.

We're asking your speech for the
discipline committee meeting.

I know exactly what I'm going to say.
The problem they're going to have is

shutting me up.

I only wish I could be there with you.

These things can be fairly nerve
-wracking.

Just as long as you know.

The whole school's behind you.

No matter what I say, Lewis Seddon isn't
going to get expelled, not for good

anyway. Jack's determined he's not
letting him back.

That's why we really need you to go for
it today. Make them see that we can't

run a school when our pupils are what is
equivalent to a teacher's.

Right, and I'll just put a clean for one
piece at the same time, so I'll ask you

if I can achieve that and all. Don't be
so pessimistic. I wasn't until you just

came in and made me.

No, Andrew.

I, um... I could just do without the
whole, you know, tally -ho thing.

Um... Good luck.

Been in any better, Lorna?

Not really.

What are you doing back here, then?

You don't have to make sacrifices for
them, you know. Too many teachers crawl

out of their sick beds and what thanks
do they get?

Maybe you could spread some of your
germs around and we could all go off

The truth is, I haven't been ill at all.

Well, you might as well all know the
real reason I've been off.

I've been a little bit, um... Well,
depressed, I suppose.

Lorna. Well, that's understandable,
love.

Oh, my marriage breaking up was bad
enough.

But I didn't expect it to be because my
husband was having an affair with Izzy

Redpath.

Have you taken leave of your senses?

None of your business, Grantley. I think
Lorna's just made it our business, Tom.

You must be reeling, are you, love?

And with your best mate as well.

That is just too much.

For one little heart to handle.

And what's Izzy Redpath got that you
haven't, eh?

You tell her, Tom. I'm not discussing it
here.

Lorna.

Can we talk?

You need someone to pick on? Pick on me.
And while you're at it, take a good

long look at yourself because our
marriage was never going to last. Yeah,

with her around. Izzy and I aren't
having an affair. Not before we were

not after we've split up. You don't
expect me to believe that, do you? Why

would you try and cancel our wedding?
Because I didn't want to marry you.

Because you just took control.

Steam -rolled it through like you do
with everything.

Don't blame me for your deceit. I'm
sorry for what's happened. I really am.

life goes on. Does it? How nice for you.
You can't stop it, Lorna. Not with your

hurt or your anger or slapping Izzy.

You can't tell me how to behave.

Not anymore.

I'm surprised they haven't asked us to
put on a buffet lunch for the little

monster.

I can't believe we're having to go
through all this rigmarole.

I mean, in my day, if the headmaster
said, on your bike, that's what you did.

Now it's judge and jury decide.

Welcome to the education system of the
21st century.

Yeah, well, I think it stinks.

Well, the chairman of this committee
doesn't.

He's a right -on self -righteous.

Ah, Mr Hinchcliffe. How are you doing?
Jack.

This is my deputy, Mr Trenneman. How are
you doing?

Don't worry, we're not going to gang up
on you.

Tea? Coffee?

Mr Hinchcliffe?

Tea, please. Would you get Miss
Davenport a coffee, please? It's white

sugar.

How's Miss Campbell bearing up? How do
you think, after all she's been through?

And that's why we're here today.

To establish exactly what happened.

Are you all right?

Leave me alone, Tom.

She just lost it.

If I'd have been here, I would have done
a lot worse.

At least there's no need for any more
lies, eh?

I don't think I can do this.

She's upset, that's all. She'll calm
down.

No, I don't think she will.

But she's obviously still in love with
you. I can't put her through any more,

matter how hard it is for us. This is
the worst it's going to get. I wish I

could believe that, but we're always
going to have this hanging around our

necks.

We're nearly there. We can't just forget
it now. We've done the hard part.

Tom, we haven't even started the hard
part.

I won't let Lorna do this to us. This
isn't Lorna talking.

It's me.

You told me she was fine about you
separating when you knew she wasn't. And

you didn't have the guts to tell her
about us.

She knows now she's not on the floor, is
she?

Maybe we just have to let her hate us
for a bit.

I hate us.

Morning, Miss Campbell.

What?

What happened last night?

She didn't go into court today.

Said the nurse can't stand it.

No wonder.

You nervous?

I suppose.

Must be dead. I had everything to give
evidence against your own boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend.

Not anymore.

Yeah. You're well short of him, aren't
you?

Yeah.

Anyways, Yaz said thanks.

She knows what you're doing for her.

Anytime you're looking for help, come to
me.

I took Louise Sutton to the cooler after
for the second time in a day.

I apprehended him for a homophobic
bullying incident.

Carry on.

Once we got to the pool, I told him to
get on with some work, but he stood in

front of the door, blocking my way.

Did he give a reason?

He said he was...

He said he was going to take my brow
off.

Those were his exact words?

Quote, I could take your brow off.

Could?

Yeah, could.

He went on to say, I could take your
brow off right now if I wanted.

And there is nothing you can do to stop
me.

I'd say that was a threat, wouldn't you?

Well, that's what we're here to
establish.

Right, maybe when he was leering at me,
saying that I shouldn't go frigid on it.

It's all rubbish, that is. Shut it, you!

Calm down, Mr Rimmer.

Shall we go on?

You know what, it's really only...

There was me and him in a room.

Nobody saw him blocking the door but me.
Nobody heard what he said but me.

And hey, do you know what? I could be
lying for England because that's what's

heated to do, innit?

As you ever know what it's worth.

OK, everybody, thank you.

What can I say?

You can tell me the truth.

Were you and Tom having an affair before
I got married?

No.

No way, Lorna. You know I would never do
that to you. Stop acting like you're a

saint.

Did you have feelings for him before I
got married?

I loved him.

I think.

And did you know he loved you?

So let's get this straight, Izzy.

You let me walk down the aisle with a
man you knew was in love with you.

What kind of a friend does that?

I was just trying to do the right thing
by everybody.

You had sex with my husband?

Yes.

But only after you. Where?

Where did you screw him?

In your house.

On the sofa.

You don't know how much. This is the
worst thing that's ever happened to me.

You should try standing where I'm
standing.

I'm so sorry for what I've done.

But I promise you, it's over.

I hope you're not crying for me.

You should be crying for yourself.

Because you took me to an abortion
clinic with my best friend.

As the one and only person I could rely
on to help me make the right decision.

Oh.

And don't dump Tom on my behalf.

I couldn't care less about him.

Have they been drinking?

Yeah.

They'd already had a couple of beers and
they were daring each other to down

them in one.

Then we went to pick up Chloe.

And then?

We got Chloe.

Just drove around.

He was just messing about.

After that, everything's a bit hazy.

Do you remember who was driving?

It was Dante.

He told me that she took him to this
cooler place and started coming on to

She was the one that shut the door on
us.

Started snogging me and that.

She should go to jail for what she's
done.

Do we have to listen to this crap?

We'll draw the proceedings to an end
there.

We'll discuss this matter today.

And we'll inform you all of our decision
as soon as possible. I'd like to say

something.

Okay.

It really gets my goat having to sit
here and defend a teacher of the caliber

Kim Campbell.

She is the best teacher I've ever worked
with.

The kids trust and respect her. Believe
me, that's pretty rare around here.

And I'm not having someone like her have
to face a thug.

who frightened and humiliated her. Well,
it's not your decision, is it?

Kim Campbell is Waterloo Road.

If she's not here, then we might as well
go to the docks.

Have you bottled it?

Will you promise me, when you stand up
in court, do you promise

on your heart to tell the whole truth?

I mean it, Chloe.

No more twisting it or saying you can't
remember things.

Why are you asking me?

If you don't tell the truth, the only
person you'll hurt is you.

Do I know the whole truth?

I'm sorry, Mum.

You're going to have to be so brave now.

It's an idea... It's an idea to make
them form an orderly line before you let

them in.

And if you're at your door ready, it has
a calming effect.

Andrew, I did actually go to teacher
training college, you know. I do know

four Bs. B, persistent.

B, insistent.

B... whatever.

They were guff then, and they're
certainly guff in this day and age. Can

what you're planning to do this lesson?

A bit of comprehension.

So you've not got a plan?

Yeah. I dare say I'll start with one of
my vocabulary songs.

Just keep it quiet, Janice, and the rest
of you.

You said we were going to do it today. I
wanted to glaze my pot. We are not

doing pottery.

Okay?

That's not fair.

Why say you're going to do something
when you're not? I don't want to hear

another word about pottery, okay?

J 'ai ma... No,

not tongue.

En français, s 'il vous plaît. Ma
langue.

J 'ai ma... From the beginning.

Et vous, Monsieur Treneman?

J 'ai mes cheveux et j 'ai ma tête.

J 'ai mes yeux et j 'ai ma droite.

I swear by almighty God.

that the evidence I shall give shall be
the truth, the whole truth, and nothing

but the truth.

So, Miss Granger, can you go through the
events that led up to the collision?

Miss Granger?

We'd been driving along, and then I
decided to get in the

front to be next to Dante.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Holly and Adam had been messing around
in the back, so I

started teasing Dante.

Teasing?

I moved over to sit on his lap.

You sat on his lap as he was driving?

He couldn't see anything.

I was in the way.

Sat on the steering wheel.

It was me who caused the crash.

You and Dante Charles are a couple, I
understand.

Hmm?

I don't know. But you are fond of Mr
Charles.

This is clearly an attempt by a love
-struck teenager to absolve her

of blame.

No, it's not. It's the truth.

Miss Granger, please do not speak unless
asked a question.

Well, she's twisting it.

No further questions, Your Honour.

Au revoir. Au revoir.

Well, I hope you'll have a good report
about me for Jack.

Don't you think that it was a bit
inappropriate?

What, singing a song?

I got class participation, didn't I? The
idea of a song is fine. I meant the

referencing of your own body parts.

Are you serious?

Was mentioning your derriere really
necessary?

I hope you'll have a proper lesson plan
prepared the next time I sit in on your

class. Next time? And that you'll also
have them in a mood to learn rather than

expecting to be entertained.

Look, Andrew, I didn't prepare a lesson
for this class because I was actually

doing emergency marriage guidance
counselling.

Haven't you heard the news about Tom and
Izzy?

What news?

Been having a secret affair behind
Lorna's back.

That's why she's been off sick, poor
lamb.

She started blubbing her heart out to
me, so I'm sorry if I should have told

that my lesson plan was more important.

I've spoken to Izzy.

I said if you want to be with her,
that's fine by me.

She's been joking me.

Well, obviously you'll have to find a
different sofa to screw her on.

All I want from you is as quick a
divorce as possible, which is obviously

you want too.

So hopefully soon I'll be rid of you
both.

Okay? Lorna.

I don't want any more aggro between us.

I hope we can find a way to be friends
again.

Are you mad?

Well, that's what we said when we both
agreed to separate. That's what we said

when you and Izzy were pretending
nothing was going on between you.

Well, it's what I still want for us.

You've got what you want, Tom.

Stop pretending you want anything else.

I'm so proud of you, Claude.

Whatever happened, you did the right
thing.

Do you think I'm going to get charged?

I don't know.

But if you do, I promise it's better
than living with a guilty conscience.

Just go and sort your face out before we
get called back in.

Any news?

This is going in the official finding.

Despite a lack of evidence, We're minded
to believe Miss Campbell's

interpretation of events. You're joking.
That's brilliant.

And therefore agree to exclude Lewis
Seddon for a period of 15 days.

I thought I'd bring Kim in.

Well?

There are a bunch of morons.

They're letting him back in.

It was suggested you took third into the
cooler for reasons other than

discipline.

Yeah, that's right.

I fancied him for years.

Took the first chance that I could. Kim,
don't.

Hey, come on. He only threatened to rape
me. I mean, what is that in the grand

scheme of things?

You will get this in writing, but I
resign as of now.

My lubricant's going to look suspicious,
so I don't hurry back. Yeah, yeah.

Look, thanks.

Get me some scotch.

If we all walk, they'll have to cave in.
Did you listen to a word I say? I don't

want to teach the boy either. He did
throw a brook at me earlier. Yeah, and I

don't remember you getting the placards
out then, and I do not expect you to get

them out on my behalf. It's not you
that's going to end up with your name in

papers as a town molester. We've got to
make a stand.

Do you know what, Andrew?

I'm beginning to find your missionary
zeal really annoying. Just go and play

happy -clappy with somebody else's life.

I can't talk her out of it.

Estelle!

I want a letter going home with every
child before the end of school today.

dear parents... Mr Charles, we've just
heard that Miss Granger

climbed across you as you were driving
the car.

Is this true?

Sort of, I suppose.

Did she or didn't she sit on your lap as
you were driving?

She just edged away in front of me.

So she was obscuring your view?

Well, yeah.

But it wasn't her fault.

I shouldn't have been behind the wheel.

Shouldn't have been in the car at all.

I'm sure we all admire your loyalty.

But the truth is that the car would not
have crashed if Miss Granger had not

been distracting you. Objection. We
don't know that.

Sustained.

Stick to the facts, Mr Barclay. I'm
sorry, Your Honour.

It seems clear to me that Dante Charles
is not responsible for the crash or the

death of Adam Dearden.

Miss Granger is.

So, we need you to get onto the local
paper, pass to your local counsellor,

your MP's life a nightmare until
Waterloo Road gets rid of Louis Seven

and welcomes back Miss Campbell as a
valuable member of the teaching team.

I'll do the yours, etc.

Whether or not she was distracting you
is not the issue.

The issue is whether you drove that car
safely or not.

I know how to drive. I'm a safe driver.

Despite not passing your driving test or
ever having had a driving lesson?

Well, my dad... He showed me how to
drive when I was little.

Look, I'm as good a driver as anyone
else. I doubt that very much.

Not only are you an extremely
inexperienced driver, but you've been

that night.

Yeah, but I passed the test.

You were borderline.

But, let's say, for the sake of
argument, you weren't drunk.

That you are a good driver.

Why didn't you pull over when Miss
Granger distracted you?

Or brake?

Or even just take your foot off the
accelerator?

Surely, if you were... as you claim a
safe, sober driver, these would be the

first things that you did.

No further questions.

I think now would be a good time to
adjourn. We will reconvene in the

Please don't forget.

This is probably the most important
letter you'll ever take home.

Jane, is your school shutting down?

Do you want it to?

No way, it's a brilliant school.

Who's your favourite teacher?

Campbell.

Love you, Jane.

Don't be.

She's mine too.

I

mean,

what would you rather have? A rapist?

Oh, a really good teacher.

Miss Campbell goes. I want to go to
another school.

Come on. Talk to other teachers like
her.

Yeah. Well, my dad will be talking to
Louis.

And his rotten mum.

OK.

The day of truth -telling.

Claude's been brave enough to do it
today.

So now it's my turn.

Mum. Annie.

You don't have to tell us anything.

Yes, I do, because that's how we're
going to handle all the big things in

lives from now on, seeing exactly how we
feel. I want no more lies, no more

covering up.

Is it true Mr and Mrs Clarkson are
getting a divorce?

Yes.

I think it's true that they will get a
divorce.

And I also think it's true That Mr
Clarkson is in love with me.

And you know my feelings for him.

But I've told him today that it's not
going to happen, so you don't have to

worry. I'm not going to spring a new dad
on you. Why not?

The old one's crap.

Mum.

If you love him, then you love him.

Why should you give him up for me
anyway?

Yeah. We like him.

Honest, Mum.

It's your life.

Who stole a song from the sun in a world
come undone, it

seems.

Let there be love.

Let there be love.

Good night.

I hope the weather is coming.

Dear Izzy, I've spent all night thinking
things over.

Tom and I were never going to work.

Deep down, I've always known that.

I'm so sorry for the way I've treated
you.

You and Tom have a real chance to be
happy.

Don't throw that away because of me.

Please know that I am happy. And I will
make a new life for myself with a new

bloody gorgeous husband.

Let's all stay friends.

We need each other.

Lorna.

Have you any idea where Mrs Clarkson is?

Er, yeah.

She's taking some time out of teaching.

Eh?

She just needs a rest, I think.

She's not depressed, is she? She's not
ill, as well.

I know you're looking for some gossip,
but not this time, I'm afraid.

Well, she won't be getting any sick pay.

That's dead nice.

Not much standing in your way now, is
there, Mum?

Come on, we've got a court case to get
to.

I might not be coming home tonight.

You'll be.

You're not going to miss Enders for
anything, are you?

Ah,

the lovely Mrs Seddon and son.

This school's full of bloody liars.

Look what I've had to put up with.
Because of that letter, calling me hot

under its sun.

We've had some letters too.

She's on invalidity benefit for a bad
back when they've sod all wrong with

And she works in a pub.

She's a lying, thieving... Maybe not.

Rubbish. That's a load of crap, that is.
I thought so.

Fine, upstanding member of the community
that you are.

There's another one here that says
you've been paid over £6 ,000 in an

scam.

I mean, that's serious fraud.

Still, the prep will find out the truth.

Unless you take your thug of a son to
another school.

Tell him to shove it, ma 'am. Shut it,
you. There's no way I'm getting

Well, tell him.

I should have drowned you at flaming
birth. Come on. Ma 'am.

What are you laughing at? An ex -pupil.

You want to take me on?

Just try me. Come on.

Do your worst, Seddon.

Lewis, come on.

Get out.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

You have a difficult task ahead of you.

The law states that a person in charge
of a vehicle takes total responsibility

for the care of all passengers within
that car, no matter the distraction.

You must consider whether or not Dante
Charles was acting within the law and if

he was responsible for the death of Adam
Dearden.

I would ask you to strive for a
unanimous decision either way.

Thank you.

I'll stand.

Miss Davenport, Headmaster.

Sorry, we weren't expecting you.

Ah, Miss Davenport.

So, any decisions on the closures?

Oh, I'm the bearer of several news
items.

Had a call this morning from the chair
of the discipline committee saying that

Mrs Seddon has decided she doesn't want
her son Lewis to return to Waterloo

Road.

Really?

The chair's also been the recipient of
scores of phone calls and emails from

parents raising objections to Lewis's
return.

Amazing. You know, when the chips are
down, that old community spirit really

kicks in. Amazing.

Amazing that you would risk disciplinary
action for professional misconduct and

breach of confidence.

What's this?

Did you think that signing it a teacher
would fool us?

I suppose if it's come from the school,
I'll have to carry the count.

Don't think you'll escape investigation,
Jack.

You breached my confidence.

Academic. If all that you've come to
tell us is we're shafted.

Well...

We issued a press release this morning,
and thanks to my hitherto favourable

report, and to avert further parent
protest,

Waterloo Road stays open.

At least that should put you in the
governor's good books.

I've got to tell Kim.

He's warned us we're off.

Maybe I'd better pay her a visit.

I'm free after lunch.

Easy to explain things face to face.

If you'll excuse me.

So, have I made your day?

Um, right.

I've got Estelle working on a letter to
go round to the parents, but I thought

I'd let you guys know as it affects you
most.

You'll all still have a job come the
autumn term.

Even you, Grantley.

Well, you should take a bow, Jack.

Well, I think that we've all got a lot
to thank Heather for, for championing

school course.

And her own.

There is no contest.

And let's hope we'll soon be moving you
to a new state -of -the -art building.

Any chance of leaving the kids here?

And I shall see you all in the pub
tonight, and the drinks are on me.

I hope to see you there too.

Have you managed to reach a unanimous
verdict?

We have, Your Honour.

On the count of causing death by
dangerous driving, how do you find Dante

Charles?

Guilty or not guilty?

Guilty.

There is no way to describe what
happened that night other than as a

Not only did a young person lose his
life, but the three young people we have

heard from during this trial have, for
different reasons, had their lives

too. Miss Granger, you are not on trial
here today, but it seems that your

actions on that night contributed to the
crash and to the death of Adam Dearden.

And Mr Charles, due to your stupidity in
taking that car and driving it after

drinking alcohol, a young boy, your best
friend, was killed.

You will both have to live with this for
the rest of your lives.

I don't think there's any sentence I
could give you that would compare to

punishment.

However,

Given the remorse you have displayed and
your eventual willingness to admit full

responsibility, I don't think it would
be appropriate, or in the interests of

anyone involved, for you to spend any
more time in custody.

You have already served three months on
remand, so I'm sentencing you to 18

months' imprisonment suspended.

You are free to go, Mr. Joyce.

You know, you two are very lucky.

Not everyone's celebrating.

You are so true.

I know you most hate me.

I'm really sorry.

Come on.

Please.

I'm not.

I mean it.

Adam wouldn't have wanted you sent to
prison.

Give me yours.

Andrew. You're not going to believe
this.

Lewis isn't coming back.

Well, that's good news, I suppose.

Yes, well, we've won.

The school's saved, and it's because of
you.

Thanks for the cuddly thoughts, Andrew.

I'm watching Merdick, you're out.

But we're having a celebration.

It won't be the same without you.

I'm flattered.

Truth is, I don't want to be at Waterloo
Road if you leave.

It's one less soppy child -centred
teacher, isn't it?

One fewer.

Isn't there anything I can say to change
your mind?

Sorry.

And what about this?

the nappiest line I've ever heard. Who
do you think you are, James Bond?

I'll go back to a nice, posh school
where the children want to learn.

That's blackmail. That's how I feel.

Try it on again, and I will walk.

This time for good.

Estelle? Say him again, please.

Tom? Fine, please, mate.

Hey, Jack's tab.

Well, what's happened to him, Estelle?

He had a few phone calls to make.

Right, I'll have a double vodka.

You looking for someone?

Jack said he'd meet me here.

Haven't you left the profession to go
into admin?

This is a teacher's do.

Well, then I must be very special for
the headmaster to invite me when I'm not

teacher.

I've got the bill.

Hiya.

Did you get my message?

It's over.

They're both free.

You must be really pleased, Chloe.

Yeah, I am.

You got your boyfriend back then?

Yeah.

True love, is it?

Mum, can I get a half pint of cider?

No, orange juice for you both.

Go on.

They're good girls, aren't they?

Like their mamas.

Like their mother.

Can we do this, Tom?

Well, thank you very much for your
support.

All right, then. Bye.

It's a bit of a surprise to see you
dressed like that.

Like what?

Well, not in what you normally wear to
school.

Sometimes, your clothes, I can't
distinguish between you and the

Yeah? Well, maybe you can tell me how to
distinguish between you and somebody

whose face I want to slap.

Anyone would think that my opinion
mattered to you.

Where are you going, kid?

Bloody hell.

You idiot.

You know what? You use them words too
much.

Nobody gets away with making a prat of
me.

And do you think it's funny?

Winding me mum up.

No, listen, Seb, just calm down, will
you?

Listen to me.

Look, I've got some nice scotch here.

We can have a drink, yeah?

Talk things through.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. We'll sit and
chat things through, eh?

You're so much special, Rimmer. Because
you're their master.

Looking down on us. You're nothing.

Who gives a toss about you?

Or will this school get dug down to a
ground? We can sort this out, yeah?

Yeah.

It's time to say bye -bye, Rimmer.

No.

Are you alright?

See, what did I tell you?

She's coming back to school.

Yeah, only because Andrew promised not
to wear his dad's suit to work anymore.

What do you want to drink?

Red wine, please.

Stick a treble in it.

And a packet of peanuts.

Yeah, that'll soak it up.

Oh, you can't resist it, can you? Try
slapping a smile on your face. Of course

they eat.

Oh.

It was never your school.

Never will be your school.

You're an alien.

Not anymore.

So, we'll just have to make the best of
it, won't we?

Well,

you owe me a big time.

After all I've done for you. No, look,
you don't understand.

It blew it sudden and tried to burn me
alive.

Pull the other one.

I can see who's been lighting your fire.

No wonder you didn't want to stack her.

No, what...

Michael, I had to

see you.

Jack, look, you've been brilliant.

Have you been playing squash? Yeah, I
just thought I'd come casual.

Sorry. Excuse me.

I think I deserve a bottle of champagne.
If they have it, Steph, you are getting

it. That policeman thinks I might get a
medal. You deserve it.

Champagne. Don't tell your mother.

Um, your mother knows.

Moving in with Mum, then?

You care.

I'm only asking.

Yeah, she won't tell you it herself.

Me and me could both know it's what she
wants.

Right.

Well, you only get one life, Iz.

It's too short not to do what you want.

We love each other, don't we?

What?

Well, we can be happy.

Or we can be sad.

Parade can stand a thousand to ride.

The strong will never fall.

But watching stars without you,

my soul cries.

You know...

We may come to regret this, but Waterloo
Road is to fight another day.

Cheers!

Kissing you up