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Yo! Dave Franco here.
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Hi! I'm a little fucked up
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but I'm gonna do my best
to recap the last episode
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because a lot of shit's gone down.
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So the gang is pumped to be
in Vegas for CinemaCon,
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which is like a big convention
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where the studios present
their movies and shit, when suddenly
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Griffin tells Matt that Continental is
gonna be bought by fucking Amazon
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and they're gonna lose their jobs, man.
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But if they fucking crush the presentation
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they can stop the sale
and save their jobs.
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Matt throws a wicked party
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where Zoë Kravitz and the gang
do way too many shrooms,
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especially Griffin who's so fucked up
it's fucking scary, man.
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So they got to sober him up
before the presentation
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but they lose his ass at the casino.
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And if anyone finds him all fucked up,
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especially entertainment journalist
Matt Belloni,
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they'll be fucking fucked.
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Patty ends up finding him.
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But she doesn't know
about the sale to Amazon
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so she calls Belloni
to come see Griffin all messed up
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so she can get revenge on him
for firing her.
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Now, listen, I gotta hit the tables
and win tons of fucking money
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'cause I can count cards and shit
from those magic movies I was in.
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So enjoy the fucking episode! Vegas, baby!
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Aren't we sexy?
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- Look over here. Play to camera.
- Wow.
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- Look at you. You're kinda hot.
- Hi.
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- Patty, meet Aphrodite. Aphrodite, Patty.
- Yeah.
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Get to know each other.
Maybe we could do a threesome.
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Could do.
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Wouldn't you like that?
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- Foreplay! Yeah!
- Foreplay. Don't forget the foreplay.
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Hey!
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- Patty, have you seen Griffin?
- Hi.
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Oh, my God.
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He's fucking eating her out!
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- Jesus! Get him out of there.
- Shit!
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No! Leave him in there!
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- Girl, what?
- Patty, are you insane?
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We need him in there for the presentation.
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Don't touch him!
Belloni's on his way here.
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Belloni? But I just got rid of that guy.
Why is he coming here now?
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What are you doing, Patty?
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- Get him the fuck down from there!
- Help me!
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- Help us!
- Okay. You stay dry.
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- Fuck, Patty, why did you do this?
- We don't need him.
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Look at him. He looks like
my niece at Coachella,
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but he's the devil.
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He fired me and he ruined my life.
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I thought you said you were happier.
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I am. But that doesn't mean
he didn't try to ruin my life.
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Look, Patty.
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If Belloni sees this, we are fucked.
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You don't understand! They are trying
to sell Continental to Amazon.
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Sell Continental?
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Yes.
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- To Amazon?
- Yes!
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- They're gonna MGM us?
- Yes!
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So all of Continental will become
a branch of a tech company?
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Exactly. Exactly!
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That's why me and Griffin and everyone
have been freaking out so much.
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If this presentation doesn't go perfectly
and we don't project anything
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other than the best fathomable
predictions for next year,
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I will be the last studio head
in the history of Continental.
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I didn't know that. I wanted…
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- Matty, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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I'm sorry.
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You know I love you way more
than I can ever hate Griffin.
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You heard Matty!
Get him the fuck outta there!
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We're trying!
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- Is he breathing?
- He's kinda breathing.
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Jesus Christ.
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If we don't get outta this CinemaCon
without killing somebody,
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it's gonna be a fucking miracle.
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We gotta get him back to the room
and get him ready.
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How?
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That hotel is filled with people
who want us to fucking fail.
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What are we gonna do?
Carry him around like a fucking corpse?
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Yes! Like a corpse!
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We Weekend at Bernie's him.
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It's a terrible movie,
but the conceit is genius.
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- Fuck my tits. That's fire!
- Yeah!
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Wait. That actually is a really good idea.
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You're not seriously considering
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we puppet his limp carcass
across a casino floor?
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Time for some movie magic.
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- Yeah.
- Fuck yes.
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Bro, you gotta walk faster.
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I'm walking as fast
as I possibly can right now.
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Okay, I'm gonna go to his room.
I'm gonna get his bag.
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- Great. Meet us in the suite.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God. I'm so high.
I can't believe we're doing this.
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- Party people!
- Hey, Davey!
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Hey, what's up?
You-You still going strong, man?
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- Fuck yeah, bitch!
- Great!
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I just won, like, 50K at poker.
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I took it off these dudes
who were so pissed.
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- Awesome. Great.
- That's them! These are the guys!
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- Oh, no.
- You see how sad they looked?
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- Yeah, they looked mad.
- I'm sorry.
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- All right. I'm gonna smoke a jay…
- Nice.
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…and I'll see you at the presentation.
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Also, whoever that dude is,
he looks straight-up dead!
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Fuck!
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- Shit! Keep going.
- He keeps touching my fucking ear.
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- Matt, Matt, Matt effing Belloni.
- Oh, my God. Help us.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Help us, Patty. Patty, help us.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
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- Hey!
- Patty, how are you?
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Matt Belloni!
Hollywood's trusted teller of truths.
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Speaking of truths, got any news for me?
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Got to be a back out there
in need of a stabbing.
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You're wicked.
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No, just your average
uneventful CinemaCon.
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Yeah.
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Actually, now that I've got you,
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I'm hearing some rumblings
about a possible sale of Continental.
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- Seriously, you believe that?
- No.
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That's just other studios planting stories
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to distract from
Matt's forthcoming triumph.
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- Right, Matty?
- Got a big year coming up, you know.
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That is my uncle Ronaldo Saperstein.
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- Yeah.
- He owns three theaters in Long Island.
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And he's really drunk
'cause he lost at craps.
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- Yeah.
- I hear you, Ronaldo.
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Blackjack cleaned me out too.
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- Yeah. All right.
- Belloni, you're number one.
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We'll see you at the… See you later!
See you in the hall.
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Good luck with the presentation.
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Can't wait to see what
Griffin Mill does up there.
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- He's gonna kill it!
- Okay, bye.
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What happened? He looks terrible.
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Yeah, no fucking shit.
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How are things going with Zoë Kravitz?
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She's been in with hair and makeup,
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but she's still super high
and acting strangely.
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Great. Fantastic.
We gotta focus on this guy for now.
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- Hi, sir. Can I get you water?
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- Coffee? Anything?
- I sort of… I'll just…
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- I don't know what he's saying.
- He's too fucked up to make any sense.
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Open the bathroom doors.
We gotta clean him off.
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Get him changed and shit.
This guy's gotta be on stage soon.
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He stinks, man.
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Oh, God Almighty. Here.
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- Get him in here.
- I'll try.
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- Here we go.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Great. Quick. Wash him off.
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Take… Undress him.
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- I'm trying to.
- Get him undressed.
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- I got his bag. Here we go.
- Fantastic.
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Yo! Sal, we got his clothes.
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You got a fresh turtleneck?
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- Yeah, we got a… There's a…
- Yeah. Got it.
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- …there's a fucking… What is this?
- What is that?
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- It's a dickey or some shit.
- It looks like a bra.
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- Okay. What else do we need?
- Clean underwear.
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Okay. That's debatable.
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- Why did you smell it?
- It was instinctual.
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- Sal, are you okay in there?
- No, I'm not, Patty.
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I'm having to stuff my boss's dick
inside his Speedo,
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and it's taking forever
'cause it's freaking huge.
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- Of course it is.
- I knew he had a big dick.
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He walks like that.
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- He's good. We're coming.
- Okay.
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- Here he comes.
- And one, two, three.
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Clap for him.
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Wow. Look at him.
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Beautiful.
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- His legs are kinda wonky.
- Get him to the couch.
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- Get him over to the couch.
- Please cover his nipples.
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Is that a waist trainer?
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You look very good. Very good.
You're a big boy.
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I like your little strut.
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- Get him on the couch.
- There we go.
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- Get his pants on. Pants on.
- Please!
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Yes. Okay. Tuck those nipples in. Okay.
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Okay, you guys seem
like you have this under control.
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We're gonna go check on
Zoë Kravitz in here.
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Matty, you gotta pull the rip cord
on this madness.
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- I cannot pull the rip cord. No.
- You're not putting him on stage.
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It's too late. We announced him.
We can't show signs of weakness. We can't!
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We're doubling down.
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I don't wanna open this door.
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No. 'Cause look, it's…
Is… Matt, is this high?
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- What is going on in here?
- She won't come down.
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She says it's too high.
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It's so far away. They won't show me.
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I don't know what to tell you, Zoë.
It's not that high!
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Can you show me?
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- Because this is crazy.
- For the love of God.
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Zoë, darling.
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- Zo Zo, can you see this shoe?
- Yes, wow. Yes.
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Well, that nightstand
is only four shoes high.
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Four shoes high?
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What are you even saying?
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All right. You guys seem to
have this under control.
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I'll leave you at it.
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Let me know when
you've figured all that out.
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Maya. Hey, what's happening?
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You're so fucking hot right now.
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Come on.
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I thought you guys
didn't do this shit anymore.
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- We don't. We're not doing anything.
- You perv.
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She's off the nightstand,
but now she's under the bed.
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But they think they can
finish her under there.
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Great. Fantastic. Perfect.
I'll fucking take it.
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We got his pants on
but he is passed out again.
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- Which is bad.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- Get that stench out. The lips--
- Holy shit.
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Oh, fuck. We gotta sober him up somehow.
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Cocaine up his nose.
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- Does that actually work?
- It worked in the movie Flight.
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Where Denzel Washington
did all that cocaine
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and then he testified in front of the FAA!
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Are we gonna Flight his ass
right into the presentation?
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- This will work!
- Yes!
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Yes, whatever. Just don't Old Yeller him.
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Okay. First of all, cover that nipple
'cause I've really had enough of it.
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I need his mouth closed,
otherwise he'll blow.
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- You ready? One, two--
- Shove it up there!
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Shove it in there, baby.
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- Get it right up there.
- Yeah.
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Matthew.
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- Yeah!
- The presentation?
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How did it go?
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It hasn't happened yet,
but it's about to, sir!
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Let's do this!
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- Oh, yeah!
- The engines are revving, sir.
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Hey, look!
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May I present CIA assassin,
vampire killer, queen of the night…
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- Queen of the night.
- …Agent Blackwing.
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Yeah! Queen!
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I am Blackwing.
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Yes, you are.
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I'm Blackwing?
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- Yes.
- Then where's Zoë?
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You're also Zoë.
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Where's Zoë?
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Look alive, people.
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The presentation starts in…
What the fuck is going on here?
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Where's Zoë?
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Oh, no.
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Okay, Zoë.
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- Do you want water or something?
- "Do you want water or something?"
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- That's what I'm asking you.
- "That's what I'm asking you."
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- Why's everybody on drugs but me?
- "Why is everybody on drugs but me?"
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- Grab her some water, man.
- We've got this. We've fucking got this.
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- It's too quiet though. Cue the intro.
- Start the intro music.
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Nick Stoller in the house.
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Hey, guys. I tweaked some lines
for the Kool-Aid presentation.
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I wanted to… Is Griffin okay?
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00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,774
Yeah, he's good. Look at him.
He's doing fantastic.
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Are you guys okay?
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- We all have food poisoning. It's fine.
- We're good.
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Stoller, why don't you go wait
offstage over there
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and I'll cue you when it's time. Okay?
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I think I'm gonna take a step back
and maybe not do this presentation.
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Let me tell you something
right fucking now.
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You walk and I swear on my fucking balls
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Kool-Aid 2 will be directed
by motherfucking Shawn Levy.
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Sorry. Just tell me when you need me.
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- Attaboy.
- Cool.
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Okay. Where's Davey Franco?
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- He's on right now. He's on right now!
- Davey?
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- What's up?
- Fuck, man. Are you okay?
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- No.
- Fuck. What happened, man?
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Dude, those dudes I took all that money
off of, they beat the shit out of me.
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Why?
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'Cause they thought I was cheating
with fucking magic.
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- Were you?
- Oh, yeah!
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Jesus.
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What the fuck are we gonna do right now?
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What? I got this. Roll the music.
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You know, I'm not a producer
on Alphabet City,
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but just as a human,
I think we should stop this.
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Honey, you need to just go to
an urgent care. Okay? We got it.
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- He's bleeding from the side of his head.
- I said I got this. Roll the music.
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- Roll the music! We have no choice.
- Okay. Fuck me.
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Just fucking roll it. We gotta go.
You good?
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- Too good, baby.
- You got this? Okay.
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Looking forward to see what you do. Great.
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I'm Jimmy DeFelippe.
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Yeah, I've been through some stuff.
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Nothing I can't handle.
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You can shoot me, you can stab me,
you can beat the living crap out of me.
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I keep coming back for more
'cause I got a job to do.
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I run rackets in New York City.
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Not the whole city.
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Other families, they got their own turf.
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Me and my crew,
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we run a part of town where you better
mind your p's and your q's.
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We run Alphabet City!
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Holy fucking shit. Dude, you did it!
That was amazing!
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- How did you do that? That was--
- I need an ambulance.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, God Almighty.
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- Take him. Take him.
- Tyler. Tyler, get him help.
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- Help him.
- I'm not the goddamn help.
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- Zoë, honey. Okay.
- My spleen!
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- You're on in one minute.
- "You're on in one minute."
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- Zoë.
- "You're on in one minute."
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- Break a leg, love.
- "Zoë. Break a leg, love."
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Zoë, the press is insane.
This is gonna be great.
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You just gotta go out there
and read the teleprompter
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for 20 seconds then we're home free.
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We don't have to do that anymore
because it doesn't matter.
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- It does very much matter.
- It matters.
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No. Nothing… It doesn't matter.
We're skin sausages.
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No, it's okay. It's okay.
We're skin sausages.
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- Zoë, do you feel okay?
- Skin sausages. "You feel okay?"
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- What is wrong with you?
- "What is wrong with you?"
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- What the fuck is going on here?
- "What the fuck is going on?"
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- Oh, God.
- It's fine! She's fine.
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- She's experiencing ego death.
- She's fucking what?
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- What the fuck did you do to my client?
- Okay, okay.
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- This is gonna sound worse than it is…
- "It is."
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- …but I accidentally drugged her.
- "Drugged her."
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- With what?
- It was an old-school Hollywood buffet.
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- Exactly. That is a thing.
- That's a thing? That's not a thing.
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- It's a thing.
- Look, it's just shrooms, okay?
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Which she's done many times.
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- Just not this many before.
- "Just shrooms."
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- This is the final fucking straw!
- Final fucking straw!
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There's no way she's going out there high.
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Okay, it's time to roll the Black…
the Blackwing presentation.
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- We gotta do it right now.
- But put Silver Lake first.
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- Fine.
- Patty,
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can you get out there and just
stretch a little bit? Please vamp.
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I only work with teleprompters.
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Look. I just really need you
to get out there
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and-and stretch the time out a little bit.
Please help me.
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00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,518
- Help me.
- Help him.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Great, thank you.
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00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,689
- You've got it, you badass bitch!
- You got this.
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- You're great on your feet, just riff.
- Go fucking take it.
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- Take it. It's yours.
- You know, vamp.
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You got it. You got it. You got this.
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Thank you, Patty.
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Hello, CinemaCon.
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My name is Patty Leigh
and I am a proud lover of movie theaters!
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Yeah.
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No matter how many movies you've seen,
you never forget that first one, do you?
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Oh, no. I remember mine.
My first movie was…
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well, I know it was the… it was the one
that made me wanna make movies, okay?
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I was just seven or eight,
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00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,701
and my mother was having
one of her spells.
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Wow. She could cry.
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00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,904
And my father grabbed
my little brother and me and said,
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"Let's get the hell out of this house."
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And within an hour,
we were sitting in this magic building,
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looking up at that gigantic,
gorgeous face of…
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You know who I mean. I th…
I believe it was her first movie.
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00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,628
- Mary Pickford.
- What? Mary Pickford?
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How old would that make me? I just…
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- Please, I…
- Here's the deal.
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You are one of the biggest stars
on the planet.
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Your name is Zoë Kravitz.
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You are gonna walk out on that stage
and read the teleprompter
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with the grace and ferocity
of a goddamn fucking lion!
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You are Zoë Kravitz!
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- We need more time.
- We gotta go! We gotta go!
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We need a second!
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00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,899
But I'm not sure
it was a children's movie.
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00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,068
There was an awful lot of drinking
in the movie.
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00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,653
Okay, okay.
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00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,823
You guys, we gotta… She can't do this.
I can't watch her anymore.
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00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,242
We gotta… We gotta run. We gotta… Okay.
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00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,702
Please get the teleprompter
going for Silver Lake.
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- Fine. Just…
- Yes, Silver Lake.
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Finally, the tele-fucking-prompter.
Thank you. Okay. Here we go.
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This is a sure thing.
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The year is 1968, Los Angeles.
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The country is changing,
but not fast enough.
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Two women are drawn to each other
while society attempts to pull them apart.
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I proudly present, for your first look,
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Sarah Polley's elegant The Silver Lake.
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00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,821
Remick. Remick. Lee Remick!
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00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,031
Days of Wine and… Thank you.
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00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,200
- Thank you. You nailed it, Patty.
- Keep it rolling. We gotta go.
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00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,077
We're firing up the Blackwing trailer now.
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00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,495
Fire up whatever the fuck you want.
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00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,372
I am taking my client
back to her hotel room.
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00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,082
- End of story.
- No. Look, I told Zoë
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00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,543
that she does not have to do anything
that she doesn't wanna do
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00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,420
and she is excited
about doing this briefing.
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00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,188
- She is. You gotta show up.
- You're a manipulative prick.
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00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,507
- Where is Zoë?
- She's fine. She's around here somewhere.
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00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,802
- Where is she? Where the fuck is she now?
- It's fine. Zoë? Zoë! Zoë?
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00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,137
- Zoë?
- Holy shit.
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00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,639
She hunts vampires by night.
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00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,225
A ruthless killer with a lust for justice
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00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:38,437
and the CIA's most secretive
and deadly weapon.
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00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:42,774
An assassin who works in the shadows
to keep the torch of freedom lit.
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00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,236
The one thing the kings
of the underworld fear most
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is the queen of the night…
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Blackwing!
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I'm Zoë Kravitz,
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and I'm thrilled to be bringing
the iconic role of Blackwing to life
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from the pages of the best-selling
book series to your cinemas!
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00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,174
But as excited as I know you all are
about Blackwing,
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00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,050
it's time for the main event.
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00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:13,262
Here to talk about Continental's
tentpole film of 2026
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00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:18,196
is the auteur-director behind Kool-Aid,
Nick Stoller!
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00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,619
Hello, everyone.
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00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,569
I'm writer-director Nick Stoller…
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00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,029
Thank you, guys.
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00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,448
- I'm going pee-pee.
- I'm sorry?
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00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,367
- That's fucking disgusting.
- Oh, no.
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00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,410
All right. You guys got this.
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00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,620
- That's on you.
- Good job.
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00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,248
All right, Mr. Mill.
We are on the homestretch now.
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00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:42,209
All you gotta do is walk out to that stage
and read that teleprompter
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- and we are good. Okay?
- I'm so ready, Matthew!
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00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,381
- Great!
- Yeah, baby!
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00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,132
- Goddamn it!
- Oh, no, shit!
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00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,885
My legs are assholes!
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00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,637
I'm sorry, Matthew.
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00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,847
What about more cocaine?
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00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,056
- That could help.
- No!
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00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,474
Let's just wheel him out there.
422
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,852
That will pose a lot of questions
we don't have the answers to.
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00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,937
Okay. I know what to do with Griffin.
Okay?
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00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,730
You get on stage. I've got you.
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00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,232
- Just go out there.
- Matt, you got it.
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00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,400
You got it. We'll cover you.
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00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,570
- We believe in you, Matt. Go!
- Yes, we all believe in you.
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00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,779
You can do it.
429
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:14,449
You're a Black Jewish queen.
You're Zoë Kravitz.
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00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,868
- Okay, okay. Oh, my God.
- Yuck.
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00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:19,883
Matty, have I told you
what a great studio head you've become?
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00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,011
- No.
- Well, I just did.
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00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,336
- Go kill 'em.
- Thank you.
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00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,422
- Thank you.
- …becomes their only hope
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00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,873
and she'll show the audience that
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00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:32,134
she isn't just capable of
breaking through walls,
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00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,731
she can break through ceilings!
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00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,598
Great job.
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00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,319
Nick Stoller, everybody!
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00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,353
As you've just seen,
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00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:47,608
Continental Studios has one of
the strongest slates of the entire year.
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00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:52,362
Between our prestige films,
our newest action franchise,
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00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,448
and our family summer tentpole,
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00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:58,505
we have something this year in theaters
for absolutely everybody.
445
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,514
Look, I know we're
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00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:12,310
technically here
to celebrate the movies, but
447
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:16,762
the truth is, there is no movies without,
you know, the people who make them.
448
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,775
And that's why I…
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00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,947
I just wanna take a moment
to talk about my friends.
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00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,763
You know what,
why don't you guys come out here?
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00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:32,205
Quinn, Patty, Maya, Sal, Tyler, Petra.
All of you, get out here, guys.
452
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,999
Get out here.
453
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,544
Let's hear it for them.
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00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,048
These guys are the best.
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00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,623
Honestly. I used to think this studio
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00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,679
was the absolute most important thing
in my entire life.
457
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:53,769
But you all are the absolute most
important things in my entire life.
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00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,397
All of you are. Okay? And I love you.
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00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,566
I love you all. Thank you.
460
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,308
- Thank you. Thank you for everything.
- You're welcome.
461
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,561
Okay? Thank you.
462
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,980
- Okay.
- Wow.
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00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,065
Thank you, Patty.
Thank you for everything.
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00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,234
Tyler, you rule. You're the man.
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00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,445
I don't say enough nice things to you,
Petra. You're great.
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00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,666
All right.
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00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,740
And with that,
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00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,701
please join me in welcoming
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00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:24,257
Comworld CEO and our fearless leader,
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00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,343
Griffin Mill!
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00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:28,625
Up.
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00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,722
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God!
473
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Fucking shit!
474
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Oh, shit! Shit.
475
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Patty.
476
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You're right. I'm sorry. It's awful.
477
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Wow.
478
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Griffin Mill, everybody!
479
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What a trouper. Am I right?
480
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Movies…
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Movies…
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Are…
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Movies…
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Movies!
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Movies!
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Movies!
487
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Movies!
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Movies!
489
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Movies! Movies! Movies!
490
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Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!
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Movies! Movies…
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Movies! Movies…
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Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!
Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!
495
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