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I got a question for you.
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Okay.
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Um, so me and this guy have been, like,
talking and whatnot, and, like, he wants
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me to come over tonight, and it might
sound a little bit weird, um, but
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how do you know that he's gonna have
sex?
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Or, like, to do something with someone?
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What?
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No, I'm being serious. Like, how do you
know if... Like, when is this him? Oh, I
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mean, do you call him?
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Well,
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duh, I'm talking to him, so. Okay.
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Obviously. He's a guy, so I'm sure he
won't have to pick me. Yeah, but... I
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just, I don't know what I'm doing.
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What do you mean?
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Like... Just go.
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What?
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Just, like, go to his house.
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It's not that simple for me, and you
know that.
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Like, I don't know. I just don't know
what I'm doing. I just haven't had sex
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like that.
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What do you mean? You're not a virgin,
right?
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No, no. Like, I've had sex, like, twice,
but they always come quick, and, like,
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I don't really have a chance to even do
anything.
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So, like, I just don't have a chance.
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They just come out of nowhere.
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Okay. Is it when you feel like you're
going to, like, you're going to be,
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bad at sex? Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, because I think this guy is, like,
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super experienced, and I think he's not
going to be like that, and I have no
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idea what to do.
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So it's like... Why don't you just,
like, I don't know, watch porn or
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You know porn ain't realistic.
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Come on, though.
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Like, you have sex all the time. Like,
you're always inviting girls over and
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stuff.
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So, like, you should be able to answer
these questions.
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Well, I just, I don't know what you want
me to tell you. I'm not, like, a sex
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instructor. Yeah, but, like, you should,
like, just help a girl out.
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Like... What do you, what do they want
to know? Like, do guys like head? Do
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like it, like, when you ride? Like, I
have no idea what to expect. The most
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ever done is literally missionary. Okay,
well, yeah, I mean, guys obviously like
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blowjobs. Yeah, but I don't even know
how to give a blowjob like that.
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Well, that's why I said just, like,
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watch porn or something. I don't know.
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But porn is so not realistic.
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Like... I'm sure you're gonna do fine.
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You're instinctually material.
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Just make him feel good.
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You say that like it's easy.
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Yeah, it is easy.
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I don't know.
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You say watch porn?
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Is that even realistic?
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I mean, it gives you a decent idea, I
guess. I don't know.
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I don't know.
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When, you know, if you're getting a guy
buzzer, I'm just like, don't use too
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much teeth or whatever.
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Well, duh.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm sure you'll
figure it out.
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What? Why don't you just teach me?
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What?
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Why don't you just...
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maybe how am I supposed to do that?
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by letting me give you a blowjob?
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what are you talking about? you're my
substitute what?
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well like it doesn't have to be in a
weird way like it could just be in a
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you know a friend helping out a friend
way what? that?
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yeah how is that?
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we can please
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Are you okay?
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Have you lost your mind?
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What? You can't be serious right now.
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You're hard right now.
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Well, if you touch my leader like that,
I don't know.
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Well, you must be interested. You're
hard.
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Well,
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you can't do that. Like, we... Let's...
Please?
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Yeah, but no one has to know.
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It's just a friend helping out a friend.
Yeah, but it's not just a friend. I
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really don't think that this is a good
idea. You should let me take it off.
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Please?
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Please? Come on.
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No one's going to know about it.
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It's so crazy right now.
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No one's going to know about it. Oh my
god, you're overreacting so much.
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Can I?
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We're already this far.
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Are you serious right now? Actually,
um... How do I do this again?
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Um... Look,
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if we're gonna do this, I'm gonna give
you, like... Instructions?
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay. I don't think we should do this,
but if you're out, I'm in behind.
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Well, just tell me what to do.
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But you don't want to, like, start out,
like, too aggressive.
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I mean, it's, like, kind of, like,
wicked, you know? Like, down from, like,
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all the balls and, like, all the way up
the... Okay, so, like, the...
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Is
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this okay?
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Yeah. That's good.
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Like that?
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It's awkward, but really, you just kind
of want to make it wet.
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Make sure it's like soft.
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Like that?
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Is this good?
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I don't know, your dick's so big, I
don't know if I can fit it in my mouth.
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I don't know, I haven't had that much
experience.
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Like that?
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Like
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that?
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You sure this is good you're not messing
with me?
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Dicks almost as long as my face.
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I think it's pretty
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good. Really?
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You think you'll like it?
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Yeah.
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Do you like how I do this?
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This
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is
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really fun
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Do you want me to go harder or slower?
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Go a little harder if you want to.
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I don't know.
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so good in my mouth but there is
something i want to try to do if you
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um can we all try out missionary
missionary yeah
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i've never really done it before okay
it's probably the most common way to do
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really i've always done doggy i don't
know it's probably
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why they came too fast
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So that's a yes?
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I mean, I guess, you know? Okay.
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You really, like, can't tell anyone
about this, though. I'm serious.
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What? You really can't tell anyone about
this. Okay.
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I'm not gonna tell anyone.
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You want me to take these off?
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What about this?
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Wow.
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Just push your legs back a little bit.
Okay.
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Just like that.
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Like that?
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Are you sure about this? Yeah.
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No, most definitely.
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It's okay. I'm not going to tell anyone.
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It's your fault like you're here you
feel really good
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But I just I want to show you
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like
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So I'm just going to keep going, okay?
Okay. You think you can?
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Yeah, I can. Okay.
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This is my first rodeo, okay?
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Oh my gosh.
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Turn it around.
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Turn it around?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Alright, I'll show you.
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What would you do with that?
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That was really good, actually.
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Put this line here.
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Okay.
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Okay. Left knee on this side.
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Okay.
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Back up a little bit.
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Look at me from over here.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god I never fucked like this
before
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Okay, I want you to bend over. I'm going
to put your dog in. Really?
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Yeah. Okay.
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That's the one position right now.
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never been came inside.
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Do you feel like you have a good idea
of, like, how sex works now?
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Yeah, I think so. I think that was a
good way to show me.
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Oh, my God, your sheets are so messed up
right now.
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Okay.
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I'm going to clean them.
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Oh, yeah, we cannot tell her about this.
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Obviously.
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