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I got a question for you.

Okay.

Um, so me and this guy have been, like, talking and whatnot, and, like, he wants

me to come over tonight, and it might sound a little bit weird, um, but

how do you know that he's gonna have sex?

Or, like, to do something with someone?

What?

No, I'm being serious. Like, how do you know if... Like, when is this him? Oh, I

mean, do you call him?

Well,

duh, I'm talking to him, so. Okay.

Obviously. He's a guy, so I'm sure he won't have to pick me. Yeah, but... I

just, I don't know what I'm doing.

What do you mean?

Like... Just go.

What?

Just, like, go to his house.

It's not that simple for me, and you know that.

Like, I don't know. I just don't know what I'm doing. I just haven't had sex

like that.

What do you mean? You're not a virgin, right?

No, no. Like, I've had sex, like, twice, but they always come quick, and, like,

I don't really have a chance to even do anything.

So, like, I just don't have a chance.

They just come out of nowhere.

Okay. Is it when you feel like you're going to, like, you're going to be,

bad at sex? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, because I think this guy is, like,

super experienced, and I think he's not going to be like that, and I have no

idea what to do.

So it's like... Why don't you just, like, I don't know, watch porn or

You know porn ain't realistic.

Come on, though.

Like, you have sex all the time. Like, you're always inviting girls over and

stuff.

So, like, you should be able to answer these questions.

Well, I just, I don't know what you want me to tell you. I'm not, like, a sex

instructor. Yeah, but, like, you should, like, just help a girl out.

Like... What do you, what do they want to know? Like, do guys like head? Do

like it, like, when you ride? Like, I have no idea what to expect. The most

ever done is literally missionary. Okay, well, yeah, I mean, guys obviously like

blowjobs. Yeah, but I don't even know how to give a blowjob like that.

Well, that's why I said just, like,

watch porn or something. I don't know.

But porn is so not realistic.

Like... I'm sure you're gonna do fine.

You're instinctually material.

Just make him feel good.

You say that like it's easy.

Yeah, it is easy.

I don't know.

You say watch porn?

Is that even realistic?

I mean, it gives you a decent idea, I guess. I don't know.

I don't know.

When, you know, if you're getting a guy buzzer, I'm just like, don't use too

much teeth or whatever.

Well, duh.

Oh, my God.

I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

What? Why don't you just teach me?

What?

Why don't you just...

maybe how am I supposed to do that?

by letting me give you a blowjob?

what are you talking about? you're my substitute what?

well like it doesn't have to be in a weird way like it could just be in a

you know a friend helping out a friend way what? that?

yeah how is that?

we can please

Are you okay?

Have you lost your mind?

What? You can't be serious right now.

You're hard right now.

Well, if you touch my leader like that, I don't know.

Well, you must be interested. You're hard.

Well,

you can't do that. Like, we... Let's... Please?

Yeah, but no one has to know.

It's just a friend helping out a friend. Yeah, but it's not just a friend. I

really don't think that this is a good idea. You should let me take it off.

Please?

Please? Come on.

No one's going to know about it.

It's so crazy right now.

No one's going to know about it. Oh my god, you're overreacting so much.

Can I?

We're already this far.

Are you serious right now? Actually, um... How do I do this again?

Um... Look,

if we're gonna do this, I'm gonna give you, like... Instructions?

Yeah, sure.

Okay. I don't think we should do this, but if you're out, I'm in behind.

Well, just tell me what to do.

But you don't want to, like, start out, like, too aggressive.

I mean, it's, like, kind of, like, wicked, you know? Like, down from, like,

all the balls and, like, all the way up the... Okay, so, like, the...

Is

this okay?

Yeah. That's good.

Like that?

It's awkward, but really, you just kind of want to make it wet.

Make sure it's like soft.

Like that?

Is this good?

I don't know, your dick's so big, I don't know if I can fit it in my mouth.

I don't know, I haven't had that much experience.

Like that?

Like

that?

You sure this is good you're not messing with me?

Dicks almost as long as my face.

I think it's pretty

good. Really?

You think you'll like it?

Yeah.

Do you like how I do this?

This

is

really fun

Do you want me to go harder or slower?

Go a little harder if you want to.

I don't know.

so good in my mouth but there is something i want to try to do if you

um can we all try out missionary missionary yeah

i've never really done it before okay it's probably the most common way to do

really i've always done doggy i don't know it's probably

why they came too fast

So that's a yes?

I mean, I guess, you know? Okay.

You really, like, can't tell anyone about this, though. I'm serious.

What? You really can't tell anyone about this. Okay.

I'm not gonna tell anyone.

You want me to take these off?

What about this?

Yeah, that's fine.

Wow.

Just push your legs back a little bit. Okay.

Just like that.

Like that?

Are you sure about this? Yeah.

No, most definitely.

It's okay. I'm not going to tell anyone.

It's your fault like you're here you feel really good

But I just I want to show you

like

So I'm just going to keep going, okay? Okay. You think you can?

Yeah, I can. Okay.

This is my first rodeo, okay?

Oh my gosh.

Turn it around.

Turn it around?

Yeah. Okay.

Alright, I'll show you.

What would you do with that?

That was really good, actually.

Put this line here.

Okay.

Okay. Left knee on this side.

Okay.

Back up a little bit.

Look at me from over here.

Thank you.

Oh my god I never fucked like this before

Okay, I want you to bend over. I'm going to put your dog in. Really?

Yeah. Okay.

That's the one position right now.

never been came inside.

Do you feel like you have a good idea of, like, how sex works now?

Yeah, I think so. I think that was a good way to show me.

Oh, my God, your sheets are so messed up right now.

Okay.

I'm going to clean them.

Oh, yeah, we cannot tell her about this.

Obviously.