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No, the dunk tank's already here, and I just got off the phone with the

handyman. Yeah, the handyman's going to put it together.

No, not a handyman.

The handyman.

Handyman Hal?

You've never seen Handyman Hal. You're lying. You've totally watched it.

Yeah, that's the guy.

He's going to be putting our dunk tank together.

And I promise you, by the time this thing is up, this is going to be a

camp these kids are never going to forget.

There he goes right now.

Handyman, what's going on? How are you? Great. I'm doing awesome.

I'm so glad to see you. We've got the dunk tank all set up ready for you to

it together.

Anything else you need from me? I think so.

Handyman? Who's got a plan?

Awesome. I'll leave you to it.

All right. Let's check out and see what we have here.

Wow.

That's a pretty big tank.

Oh, wow.

I wonder how many gallons it can hold.

Maybe 100?

200.

No. I think this thing holds 300 gallons of water.

Oh, let's see. We've got some things here.

We've got the balls.

Yep, yep. Oh, and this must be the target.

Oh, we have to throw the ball to hit the target.

Oh, and this must be the poles right here that holds the target.

Yep. Oh, and the tarp.

You've got to have this so whenever people throw the ball...

They don't go all over the place. Oh, and that's the hole for the target. Oh,

this is going to be great.

Rubber duckies.

I guess we'll find out.

Let's get this together. Come on.

Let's see. First off, I think we might need to take this out of here.

Pull it up.

Slide this out.

I don't think we're going to need this thing.

Okay. Eat it down.

Okay. Put this to the side.

There we go.

All right.

Let's see if we can lift it up.

Oh, this is going to be great.

Here we go.

Need a little bit more muscle. Let's try this again.

That took a lot of strength.

All right, let's line this up.

I think we're going to be good there.

Let's get our tarp on for our target.

Let's see. I need to get the top bar on.

Oh, here we go.

I think this is going to go up here just like this.

Let's see here if I can reach up.

Nope.

Guess we got to crawl up.

Here we go.

Oh, wow.

It's a long way down there.

I hope the person that's got to sit in this is really prepared for that.

Don't know if I want to be there.

Let's see. Let's get that one on there.

That's perfect. All right.

Got that one.

Now we need to get the bottom part for our top. Let's see here.

There we go.

One latch there.

And this last latch right there. There we go.

Put that to the side.

And let's lower it down.

All right, there we go.

Now, oh, let's get our target set up.

Let's see, I think this goes.

Oh, yep, yep. Got to slide it right in there between those two bars and

into that little hole there. Just like that. So, this is how it works.

So, whenever someone's sitting right there, this goes back.

And it releases that lever, you see?

Just like that.

And it drops the seat.

Oh, that's awesome.

All right, let's get that latch back on there.

Sweet. Now we just got to get our tarp on.

All right.

Let's see here.

Let's lay it out the right way.

Hey, no, I'm checking on him right now. Everything's looking really, really

good. I think we're almost finished.

We're almost done.

Just got to put on the target.

Okay, great.

No, he said it's perfect.

Absolutely.

Well, last piece.

It's the target.

All right, now, what are we going to do? Just twist it on.

There we go.

A couple of twists and turns.

Righty -tighty.

Oh, almost.

You can see.

It's nice, bright, and red.

So you know where to throw it. Ooh,

it's a little squeamish.

Might need some WD -40 on there.

Oh, yeah.

We got it.

Handyman always has a plan.

All right. Just a couple of sprays here.

Let's see.

Oh, oh, oh.

Almost, almost.

A couple more.

Let's see.

Put it up.

Oh, yeah, let's see.

Oh, yeah, that's perfect.

Wow.

Check it out.

Don't it look amazing?

We're all set and ready to go.

Just missing something.

Oh, the water.

We've got to get the water in it.

But first, we really need to make sure that it's nice and tight so no water

leaks out. Come on.

That's a really cool tool tail.

We've got our socket wrench.

Make sure all of these bolts are tight and ready to go.

Oh, yeah, there we go.

We don't want no water to leak out.

There we go.

A

couple

more. One right there.

Come on right here.

Now, let's make sure it's good and level.

Let's see.

Can you see the bubble?

is it in between it let's see oh yeah we're good to go let's go

get the water in come on let's go oh wow well we got our water hose

and it's orange one of my favorite colors and of course it had to be a

long hose go from all the way over there it's all the way over here oh we're

gonna fill this up oh that's a great idea

The rubber duckies.

We can put them in there, and whenever they get up to about right there, we'll

be ready to go.

Oh, there they go.

This is going to be great.

No, no, I haven't asked them yet.

Yeah, I'm about to.

Don't worry.

Hey, Andy, man, how's it going? Oh, it's great. We're all set. Oh, it looks

great in there.

I've got some bad news, though.

Oh, no.

Yeah, the person that was supposed to be in the dunk tank, you know the person

that falls in? Yeah.

Unfortunately, they're not going to be able to make it today.

Oh, no. And we don't have anybody to cover.

I was hoping, would you maybe want to be the person to get dunked?

Well, I did have a lot of other handy things I needed to do today.

But you can tell it's really hot out here.

Oh, I'm in. Let's do it. Wait, you're a lifesaver. Thank you so much. You're

probably going to need a lifesaver by the end of this.

Check it out, my friends.

We've got a full tank.

And look, the rubber duckies are up top. So it's ready to go.

It's a little chilly.

I guess we've got to do it for the campers. All right, let's go.

All right, my friends.

We're all set and ready to go.

This water is a little chilly.

and we got our campers lined up here we go let's go here we go oh

no no no not yet

Let me get back up here.

This is a lot.

There we go.

Oh, that's better.

You

call

that a throw?

What are you aiming at?

Well, my friends, we had such an awesome day today. Oh, setting up this dumb

tape.

And being the one in it, it's been great.

But these kids, they're really good.

Maybe. Well, thanks for watching Handyman Howtay.

We'll see you later!

Yeah, we're awesome, awesome, awesome. Yes, we are.

And we're smart and we're cute. We're even awesome when we toot. Excuse me.

We're awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.

No,

you're absolutely right. I told you he was going to be fantastic. I'm talking

him now. All right. Thank you so much.

Hey, any man. That was fantastic.

Can we bring you back every year?

Maybe. That would be great. You were just amazing.

Welcome back to Hardware Hall. Here's your host, Mark Roberts.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the final round of Hardware Hall.

Today we are joined by our returning champion, Handyman Al.

Handyman. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

Ooh, yeah, Mark.

I'm from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, and my favorite tool is a hammer.

Ooh, this is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

Amazing.

One thing, though, I don't really have it clearly here in my notes.

Is your first name Handyman, or is it Hal?

Yeah, it sure is.

Okay.

Well, Handyman.

Hal? Handyman Hal?

You've made it to the final round of Hardware Hall.

And here's your chance to win this brand new grill.

It's the grill of your dreams. That's right, this amazing grill can be yours.

And it handles it all, from those delicate veggies to the amazing burgers.

Oh, and don't forget those hefty steaks you love to eat. Be the hero at your

next neighborhood cookout.

Mr. Johnson, two doors down, well, he'll have nothing on you with this brand new

grill.

I don't know about you folks at home, but I can almost taste those kebabs now.

Mmm, delicious.

All right, Al, can you taste those kebabs, buddy? Yes, I can. Well, if you

what we know at home, there's only one way you're going to get those kebabs on

that grill, and that's if you win this final round.

Now, you know the drill. When I read this first clue, you're going to have

minute to go around 40 ,000 square feet of system -based hardware.

and find three items.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Are you sure you're ready? Because when I read this clue, on a scale from one to

ten, how ready are you?

A ten.

A ten, not even an eight, seven?

A ten, I'm ready. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to go ahead and

start with this first clue. You've got one minute.

Clue number one.

Turn me towards Brad Pitt, and I won't make a thud, but make me a wallflower,

and I'll find you a...

Okay. Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Okay.

Here.

Okay.

Okay. There's nothing.

Oh, this is hard.

This is... I see it somewhere.

Oh, here we go. Here we go.

Oh, yes!

Okay.

When you got a flush, but the water starts to stagger, you don't waste a

You might need a... Oh, a flapper! Oh, come on! Oh!

Okay, plumbing, plumbing, plumbing, plumbing.

Oh, I see a toilet.

I see a toilet.

Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.

Oh, there's so many.

Oh, man.

Where is it at? Where is it at? Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. The days are getting longer, but the graft

isn't growing any slower.

It's time to get out your trusty, trusty, trusty lower somewhere.

Lower, lower, lower.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I think I seen a lawnmower somewhere.

Oh, hold on. It's this way. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go, here we go.

There's somewhere down here.

Oh, yeah.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope. Nope.

There's somewhere over here.

Where's it at?

Where's it at?

It's somewhere.

What do I do?

Where's that?

Where's that at?

Oh, there it is.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. We got it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

You found the commode flapper, and it took you a little while, but you found

lawnmower. You've won the grill.

What are you going to cook? What's the first thing you're going to cook? Oh,

steaks. Oh, man. Can I come over?

Well,

you know what they say.

When you hear the stall, think of the fun you could be having on Hardware

Handyman Hell's here to save the day.

Whoa!

We're gonna have so much fun along the way.

Whoa!

The fire's burning bright, we must be quick.

Whoa!

A fire truck, just our luck, we can find...

Just be brave.

Thank you.

Be brave.

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