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Oh, hey there, my friends.

It's me, Handyman Hal.

Hope you're doing absolutely awesome today.

Look, we're here at Riding Maker.

Here at Broadway at the Beach in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

And today, we get to build and customize our own remote control car.

It's going to be awesome.

We get to choose all kinds of cool stuff and use some really cool tools today.

Come on. Let's go have some fun. Oh, yeah.

Oh, look.

They even got a wrench for their door handle.

Oh, that's so cool.

Oh, wow, my friends. This place is totally awesome.

This is going to be so much fun.

First, we've got to choose the right body type for our car.

Let's see.

They've got some really cool ones here. Look.

It's a fire truck.

Oh, yep. To the rescue.

Oh, that's really cool.

Oh, they got a tow truck.

Oh, yes.

Look at this.

Oh, that's really cool.

Oh, they even got a dump truck.

Oh, wow.

That's really cool.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is going to be really hard.

Oh, let's see.

Oh, look at these.

There's a blue one.

One of my favorite colors.

Oh, yes.

That looks like it would go fast.

Oh, look.

This one even looks like space.

Look at the stars on there.

This is going to be a really, really hard decision.

Oh, I think I see a really cool one. Check this out.

Oh, it's a police car.

Oh, man, that one was really fast.

Oh, I bet it had some really cool lights on it, too.

I think we're going to have to go with this one.

Let's see. We've got to find it down here.

Oh, here it is.

Well, we've got our body type.

Now we've just got to choose our chassis.

Come on. Let's go.

My friends.

Yes.

So we've got our body type.

Now we get to choose our chassis.

We either can do a street one or a monster one.

We can make our police car.

It's a monster truck? Oh, that would be really cool.

I think we want it to go really, really fast, though.

Let's choose the street chassis.

Oh, yep. Let's get that.

Oh, let's see.

Oh, here it is right here.

Oh, yep. We got that.

And the remote control for it. Check that out.

So we got our chassis.

And we got our remote control.

And then, let's see.

We got to find out how.

We got to choose how we're going to charge it up. So we can just do a

We can do a super charge.

Or we could do a high octane.

I think we're going to have to choose the high octane. Oh, yep.

And look, here we go.

So we've got our charger.

For that, we've got one battery. And then we've got these four batteries.

All right.

And look, we even got a basket to put all our stuff in.

So let's just slide that in there.

It's got a remote control in there.

It's got a chest in there.

A charger in there.

A battery's in there.

Now, let's go shop for some rims and some tires. Come on, let's go.

Oh, wow.

Check out this rim section.

Aren't these things really cool?

Got all kinds of cool designs.

Oh, yeah. Look at this.

This is going to be a really hard decision.

I mean, we've got the gold ones here with some dragons in there. Look at

Isn't that really neat?

Let's see what else we got here.

They've got some red ones.

Look.

Maybe they've got the blue ones.

Some big ones and some small ones. I think we need the big ones.

I think this is going to be perfect.

Let's see what else. We've got to pick one more.

Oh, they've got green.

Oh, they've got purple.

There's an orange one.

Oh, look.

Blue and orange.

This is going to be perfect.

Let's go with these.

Come on.

Let's go get some tires.

Check these tires out.

Oh, they got all kinds of cool designs.

That's really cool.

All right, let's see. What shall we get?

Oh,

we got red ones here.

Those look like they've got flames on them.

Oh, those are really neat.

Oh, look.

They've got orange ones.

Oh, yeah.

I like those.

Let's see.

Look, they even got blue ones, too.

Those are really cool.

I think these are going to be perfect.

I think we should go with these.

There we go. Now we get to use some really cool tools to put it all

Come on. Let's go.

We're all set and ready to go.

We're here in our building station.

We've got everything laid out. We've got our wheels laid out.

Check this out.

Even it says rear tread.

There's those.

Even front tread.

We've got them where our rims are. It says rear wheels.

and front wheels.

That's really cool.

We've got our batteries. We've got our remote control.

We've got our chassis, our body type. And check this out.

This is an electrical screwdriver.

Oh, you hear that? Isn't that cool?

And it's attached to this cable.

Oh, we're going to have so much fun.

So, let's get started.

We've got our body right here.

And we've got to put our chassis inside.

Let's see. I think that's right here. Just like that.

All right, and we've got to screw them in there.

There we go.

Let's get our screwdriver here and make sure it's in forward.

All right.

We're going to slide it down.

Oh, check that out.

Oh, it's really cool.

So we've got four screws.

Oh, there's one.

Oh, there's two. That's in there good and snug. Let's do this one again.

There's three. I think that's good. Yep, there we go.

And this is going to be number four.

Oh, it's all set.

Oh, check that out. So we've got that in there.

Now we've got to get our wheels put together.

All right, so we've got a rear tread and a rear wheel. There we go. It snaps in

place just like that.

Oh, that's really cool.

All right, slide that one in there. There we go. And then we've got our

treads, and we're going to use our rear.

Or no, that's our front wheel. There we go.

Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah.

One right there.

Isn't that a cool color combination?

We've got blue and orange on that one.

Then we've got orange and blue on the front.

Or the rear.

It's awesome.

All right, so now we've got to attach them.

Of course, the rear goes on the rear.

Let's see. It slides right there on the top.

You've got to push it in. Up. And it clicks.

Let's do the other back wheel here.

Oh, yeah.

And it snaps in place. There it is. Oh, check that out.

So we got our rear wheels on there.

All right. Now we got to do our front ones.

All right. Here we go.

Let's slide these on here and it should clamp into place.

There it goes.

All right. We got to hear a click on this side.

There it is. Oh, wow.

Check that out. So we got our wheels.

Isn't that cool looking?

Oh, yeah.

Now, let's see. We've got to put our batteries in.

Check out this tool.

It looks like a little key.

Look at that.

So this is like a little screwdriver to loosen that up right there.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see here.

I think we get it. A little bit more, a little bit more.

All right.

There it is. I think we're good.

A little bit more, a little bit more.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, look here.

And this is where our batteries go.

All right.

So, let's put them in here. You ready?

We've got one.

There we go.

And, of course, the next one is backwards.

There's two.

Oh, yeah.

There's three.

And there's four.

There we go.

Now, let's slide the cover back on.

And use our key.

Just screw it back together.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Get that all nice and snug on there.

We don't want the battery falling out.

Oh, yeah.

I think we're all set.

How do you think it looks?

It looks pretty cool, right?

Well, we can actually make it a lot better.

Look at all of these accessories.

We've got to see what we can put on here. Let's see.

Oh, of course, there's a police car.

So we've got to have the police light bar that lights up. Of course, we've got

to have those.

Look, they've got stickers down here. You can put those on.

But they've got these.

These are light -up side pipes. And those are blue, one of my favorite

We're going to take one of those.

Let's see what else.

Oh, look, these are neat.

These are mammoth muffler tips.

Oh, yes.

And the chrome.

Oh, we're going to have those.

And look, they even got safety cones.

Check that out.

Oh, yes.

Of course, to warn everybody when we're going really, really fast to stay away,

we're going to have those.

I think we're set. Come on.

Let's go put it all on. Oh, yes. All right. We're here at the detailing and

customizing station where we put all our accessories on.

Oh, look.

We've got some really cool things on this car.

We've got our side pipes here.

Oh, that light up. Yep.

Then we've got our muffler caps back here.

Those are really cool. Those are chrome.

And then, oh, yes, we've got our amazing hood scoop.

Isn't that really neat?

Oh, yep. And then, of course, we put on our light bar at the top. Oh,

yes. This thing looks really cool.

Check it out.

Oh, we've got all our lights on. Oh, yep.

And the lights on the front.

And we've got a really neat sound.

Oh, we've had such an amazing time building this police race car. Oh, and

looks amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Now I know the perfect spot to test it out.

It's going to be great. Come on.

Let's go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, come back, come back, come back. Come on back, come on back.

Oh, wow.

This is awesome.

We found the perfect spot.

We are here at the Waccamaw Regional Recreation Center.

And we're in this humongous basketball court.

It's got a smooth floor.

It's going to make it really easy.

Oh, to play with our car. Oh, yeah. This is going to be awesome.

Of course, we've got our remote here.

See, right? We've got our antenna there.

Oh, yep.

We've got our forward and reverse button. See?

It moves it forward.

Oh, and it moves it in reverse.

Yep. And then we've got our left and our right here.

And that actually moves the wheels.

Check it out. It moves them to the left and to the right.

Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

Oh, it's a great idea.

You remember our safety cones?

Let's line them up.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

See, we got them right here.

Oh, yeah. Let's see. One, two, three.

We've got six of them in there. Four, five, six. Awesome. And we've got some

handyman house safety cones, too. Check those out.

Aren't those awesome?

All right. Let's see.

Oh, great idea. Let's line these things up. Let's put one right there. Oh, yeah.

Right here on this blue line.

Let's see. One right there.

That might be good. Oh, yeah.

One right here.

That's great.

One right here.

A small one right here.

Oh, yeah. This is going to be great.

See if we can weave in and out of these safety cones.

There's one there.

Oh, one there.

And two down here.

Oh, yeah.

Come on. Let's try this out. Oh, yeah.

This is going to be great.

All right.

Let's line this up.

Let's see how good Handyman Howe is at driving.

This amazing police car. Oh, hold on.

We got to have some lights on it. There we go.

Here we go.

Let's see how good we are.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we got to see that one.

Oh, it's okay. It's all right. We got it. We got it. We got it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, there we go.

All the way down to the end. Let's see if we can come back.

Let's see if we can come back.

Oh, yeah.

That's great.

Hey, that pink car is going too fast.

Slow down.

You're speeding.

Get back here.

Let me put on my police tie.

Wow, that car sure is fast.

Pull over.

Whoa, I'm looking out for that safety cone.

This is Officer Handyman House.

I got a runner.

Spin back up.

Who?

Zahari. License and registration, please.

Hey, you can't do that.

Get back here.

That will slow you down.

Oh, there it comes.

How awesome was this?

We've had such an amazing day today building this amazing police car. Isn't

awesome? Oh, yeah. We've got to have a big thank you to Ride Makers in Myrtle

Beach, South Carolina for letting us come and build this and have so much fun

today. And then we've got to bring it to this amazing basketball court and have

a lot of fun racing it.

and running through the little obstacle course the safety cones it was great all

right well actually give us this really cool box to put it in make sure we turn

it off though there we go right inside there just like that oh yeah and then

remote control it's totally awesome slide our antenna down let's see and

just like that make sure we turn it off so we can save our batteries for next

time there we go inside the box oh yeah isn't this box awesome

It's almost like a toolbox for your car.

Well, we've had an amazing day. Thanks for watching Handyman Al. Have an

day.

I'll have the handyman. A handyman that's got a plan.

I'll have the handyman.

He can't prevent no one man.

Do you like truck?

I do.

Oh, look.

It's a tow truck.

Oh, look.

Here comes a garbage truck.

Oh, wow, look.

It's my favorite.

It's a monster truck.

Sometimes when you are driving in your car.

Down the highway, oh so fast and very far.

The car breaks down and now you're out here stuck.

Oh no! I think it's time to call the tow truck. Awesome!

How we really cool. Trucks are awesome and they rule.

When I grow up big and strong, I hope to drive one too.

Vroom, vroom, beep, beep. I hope you weren't fast asleep. The trucks are

outside for you.

The trash can in the house is smelling bad.

Pee -yew!

Let's take it to the curb and we'll be glad we had.

Look what's coming now, we're in luck.

A super duper awesome garbage truck.

Awesome!

Wowee, really cool. Trucks are awesome and they rule.

When I grow up big and strong, I hope to drive one too.

Vroom, vroom, beep, beep. I hope you weren't fast asleep. The trucks are

outside for you.

There is one more truck that I admire.

They can fly right through the sky and they have four big tires.

They drive around having fun and muck.

Of course, I'm talking about a monster truck.

Wowee, really cool. Trucks are awesome and they rule.

When I grow up big and strong, I hope to drive one too.

Vroom, vroom, beep, beep. I hope you weren't in fact asleep. The trucks are

waiting outside for you.

Wowee, really cool, trucks are awesome and they rule. When I grow up big and

strong, I hope to drive one too.

Vroom, vroom, beep, beep, I hope you weren't infested.

The trucks are waiting outside for you.

Welcome back to Hardware Hall.

Here's your host, Mark Roberts.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the final round of Hardware Haul.

Today, we are joined by our returning champion, Handyman Al.

Handyman, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Oh, yeah, Mark.

I'm from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, and my favorite tool is a hammer.

Oh, this is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

Amazing.

One thing, though.

I don't really have it clearly here on my notes.

Is your first name Handyman, or is it Hal?

Yeah, it sure is.

Okay. Well, Handyman, Hal, Handyman Hal, you've made it to the final round

of Hardware Hall.

And here's your chance to win this brand new grill.

It's the grill of your dreams. That's right, this amazing grill can be yours.

And it handles it all, from those delicate veggies to the amazing burgers.

Oh, and don't forget those hefty things you love to eat. Be the hero at your

next neighborhood cookout. Mr. Johnson, two doors down? Well, he'll have nothing

on you with this brand new grill.

I don't know about you folks at home, but I can almost taste those kebabs now.

Mmm, delicious.

All right, Al, can you take those kebabs with you? Yes, I can. Well, if you know

what we know at home, there's only one way you're going to get those kebabs on

that grill, and that's if you win this final round.

Now, you know the drill. When I read this first clue, you're going to have

minute to go around 40 ,000 square feet of Simpsons Ace hardware and find three

items. Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Are you sure you're ready? Because when I read this clue, on a scale from one to

ten, how ready are you?

A ten.

A ten, not even an eight, seven?

Oh, a ten, I'm ready. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to go ahead

and start with this first clue. You've got one minute.

Clue number one.

Turn me towards Brad Pitt, and I won't make a thud, but make me a wallflower,

and I'll find you a... Oh, a third tiger! Oh, let's go!

Whoa,

whoa, whoa!

Okay, let's see.

Let's go find him. Let's go find him.

Here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. There's no handlers.

Oh, this is hard.

There's just... Here's some water.

Oh, here we go, here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

When you got a flush, when the water starts to stagger, you don't waste a

second. You might need to... Oh, a flapper. Oh, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Okay, plumbing, plumbing, plumbing.

Plumbing, plumbing.

Oh, I see a toilet.

I see a toilet.

Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.

Oh, there's so many.

Oh, man.

Where is it at? Where is it at? Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.

Let's see. The days are getting longer, but the graft isn't growing any slower.

It's time to get out your trusty, trusty, trusty galore somewhere.

Mower, mower, mower.

Oh, yeah. I think I've seen a lawnmower somewhere.

Oh, hold on. This way, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go, here we go.

There's somewhere down here.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

Nope, nope.

Nope, nope.

It's somewhere over here.

Where's it at?

Where's it at?

Where's it at? It's somewhere.

What do I do?

Where's it at?

Where's it at?

Oh, there it is.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. We got it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

You did it. You did it. You did it. You found the stud finder? Yeah. You found

the commode flap? And it took you a little while, but you fell in the

You've won the grill.

What are you going to cook? What's the first thing you're going to cook? Oh,

steaks. Oh, man. Can I come over?

Well,

you know what they say.

When you hear the song, think of the fun you could be having on Hardware Hall.