Original subtitles

Your Majesty, please change your clothes

The daily life of Chien Lung: Clothing

The Five Elements Treasure coat

Get lost

Your Majesty...

Your Majesty...you have to put it on

I don't want to

It's yellow again

Why can't you make something in green for me

Yellow (same sound as king) is king

To rule the world as king, you have to put on it

Put on the headdress

It's so heavy

Give me a lighter one

Your Majesty, the heavier the better

as it represents stability of the kingdom

Set off

Oh, going to the court again, I'm not going

Your Majesty, you have to

It's the same old guys everyday

always the same faces

I won't attend the court and I must have the meal

Yes

Put it all here

Your Majesty, enjoy your meal

The daily life of Chien Lung: Food

The first course, shrimp roe shark's fin soup

The second course, scallop and abalone

The third course, pork chicken

The fourth course

Alright, no need to read it

The fourth course is braised sea slug

It's the same kind of food every day

Abalone, sea slug, shark's fin, fish maw

Disgusting

Your Majesty, it's the rule handed down by ancestors

The royal kitchen needs 15 catties of pork every day

Twelve catties of lamb, seven chickens

Six pairs of ducks, twelve catties of flour

Also...

Never mind, stop

Your Majesty...

Hurry...

So hot

Get me out of these clothes

Yes

Your Majesty, you'll catch a cold

Put on the clothes for His Majesty

You really have to follow me?

Your Majesty, this is my duty

Alright

Come here

Go over there

Quick

I guess two, you can't retreat

Drink

The emperor is coming, quick

We deserve death

Smells good

I want to eat here

Your Majesty, you can't

Why?

If they can

why can't I?

An emperor is an emperor

and a slave is a slave

If they're human, so am I

I deserve death, Your Majesty is a child of god

Rubbish

What's this called?

These are leftovers

and they've been brought here as beggars' bowl

Beggars' bowl

Sounds good

Get up...let's eat together

It's a rule that the emperor can't eat with commoners

Come, men

Yes

Throw these away

Yes

It's no fun being an emperor

Throw them away

Yes

The daily life of Chien Lung: Accommodation

Concubine Fu Er will be sleeping with the emperor

Yes

The emperor will change his clothes

Yes

Put on the light

Yes

Bring some sandalwood

Yes

Place it over there

Here

Careful

Your Majesty, take care

Take care of your health

Take care of your health

What a nuisance

The daily life of Chien Lung: Transportation

What's the matter?

Which combination is better?

This one

Your Majesty is blessed with good fortune

I'm done

Lord Jin, what's with you?

I'm bound to lose

Your Majesty, you are blessed by the lucky stars

Lord Jiang, two, three

Lord Jin, two, three

Lord Jang, two, three again

I lose...

How come I always win?

No fun at all

Your Majesty, you are well respected

and unconquerable

Bullshit, you are all bastards

You're fooling me

We won't dare to...

Your Majesty, it's the wish of the Empress

Then you are all loyal

Since you are all so loyal

you should be rewarded with some money

Thank you Your Majesty

Wait

Swallow the banknote

Yes

This map

was drawn by a Tang

When Tang Ming Huang

heard about Xi Shu

he disguised himself as a commoner to tour around it

Disguised as a commoner?

If Tang Ming Huang could disguise as a commoner

why can't I?

Your Majesty

I know

what you're thinking

You knew

Travelling out of Forbidden City in a civilian guise

is against the rule of the Chings

Why can't I be like Tang Ming Huang?

Get out...

Who is he?

Your Majesty...

He's the tailor sent in by the empress

Tailor

Long live the emperor

Ask him to leave

Go...go

Tailor

Teacher Lau, go back and have some sleep

Yes, your Majesty

Jing An

Yes

Ask the tailor to come

I want to make some new clothes

Yes Your Majesty

The Royal Study

Kneel

Your Majesty, the tailor is here

Jing An, retreat

no one should come in without my permission

Yes Your Majesty

Take off your clothes

Your Majesty, you...want me to take off my clothes?

Take them off

Yes...

Your pants too

Why do you want me to take off my pants too?

Hurry, take them off

Master Jing

His Majesty has never been like this before

That's right, this tailor must be in luck

Stop, what, you want that too?

No...

Jing An

Yes

Give fifty taels of silver to that tailor for me

Yes

Coming out...

This is from the Emperor

To: Teacher Liu Yong

His Majesty has put on the treasure coat only

and nothing else, I am really...

Liu, inform the governor to give him secret protection

Yes Sir

Go

Prime Minster, you...

Free Tea

Friend

What?

What happened?

You don't look good, go home immediately

otherwise you may get injured

I have to go to work now

I have to feed my family. Bullshit

Are you alright?

I'm fine

It's his fault, he says I...

You reject honest advice, and can't escape calamity

I told you to go home and you didn't believe in me

Mister, you foretell things so accurately

Of course. Success and failure have been destined

Mister, you have a noble look

What's your name please?

Me? My name is Kao

I'm a silk trader in Beijing

You're gifted with good luck and will never be in want

Gifted, how's that?

It's destiny

Do you believe in fate?

It's mystical

Please advise me

Mr. Ma, what's his destiny?

Good

A man who sways is a man with little luck

Look at this man

His voice is coarse and his head is low

with half closed eyes

He won't even see if money falls under his feet

I've only got this money for my trip

Let's try and see

if he really won't pick up the money

Alright

Oh my god

You have to believe it now

I'm sorry

Men are destined to have what they have

Goodbye

Boon Sin, how about this one?

He's strong and walks with big steps

He will come across some unexpected windfall

You can hide your money anywhere

yet he'll surely will find it

Let me try

Will I lose this money?

The money god is pulling his legs

Shit, I've got stomach ache

Look at him

Shit, I haven't got any tissue paper

There's silver...

How mystical, you have to believe it

Although you have a noble look

but your forehead has a dark ring

so you will be imprisoned as a slave

Alright, see you later

I am in a royal position, how could I be in jail?

Southern city street

Brother, what's this?

Snail

Are they edible?

Of course

How?

That's easy, just put them in your mouth

and swallow them

Get it, dummy

You really drive me nuts

How come you are so dumb?

How can you eat things like that?

Come, let's go and play

Brother, what's this?

Jelly

Jelly?

What about this?

This is sweet

Give me a bowl

Master Jiu, long time no see, how are you?

Give me more syrup

Alright...

Master Jiu

Alright

Not paying at all

-One bowl -One bowl

More syrup...

More syrup...

More syrup

Good business today

Does it taste good?

Thank you, one cent

Master, you haven't paid yet?

Do I have to pay?

How can you not pay?

Don't take advantage of me

I didn't pay for anything on my way

just now I had some snails & I didn't have to pay, too

Why do you ask me for money?

Brother, I'm doing business here

If you don't pay

how can I feed my family?

How come that guy

didn't pay for the food either?

He's different

Why?

How can you compare yourself with him

He's an official, we have to flatter him

That's why people like them

never pay for their food

Never? By whose order

Of course, it's by the order of the Emperor Chien Lung

Emperor Chien Lung's order?

I never gave out such an order

You want to be an Emperor too

Look at yourself carefully

Stop uttering nonsense and pay up

How much then?

You really don't know?

You're still pretending

Alright, I'll cut you a deal, five cents only

That's cheap

I'll pay you five taels of silver

Five taels of silver?

I'll write you a note for collection

Where should I go to collect?

Go to the magistrate at Nan An

What a joke!

I could collect money because of a note

What are you doing here?

Speak

I want to see the magistrate

What for?

To collect money

What money?

For buying 'jelly'

Jelly money?

I ate his bowl of jelly, and he's here to collect

I must teach him a lesson

Do you know the rules?

Are there rules for collecting money?

Of course

Do you know the magistrate's surname?

No...

It's Leung

same sound as 'jelly'

You have insulted him

He'll spank you thirty times

Oh, I...what should I say?

I'll think of a plan for you

Jelly...isn't that black in colour?

Yes...

You can say you're here to collect 'black money'

Black money'

Master...

What's the matter?

Someone outside

wants top collect 'black money' from you

Collect 'black money' from me?

What a nerve

Only I collect that from others

Who dares to collect from me?

It's true, master

Damn you, court

Yes...

Go out first

Court

What are you collecting?

'Black money' your honour

What a nerve

Beat him up

You bastard

Okay, you carry on with your business here

Alright

What's wrong? Sit tight...

It's painful

I'll go first

Thanks

A bowl of jelly, more sugar please

Sugar, go to hell

You eat but don't pay

causing him to be spanked thirty times

You still want to beat him up, how outrageous

I caused him harm

Did you think you are the emperor?

so you could collect money with a note

Couldn't he collect?

Of course not

I don't believe it, a mere junior official

yet he dares to be so outrageous

Take me to him

Chan, what money are you collecting this time?

Money for the jelly

Collecting money again

Master, beat him up

Beat him up

Wait

Who dares to beat me up?

Kneel...

Master, what's happening?

Master...

Throw him in jail

Shut up...

Go in

You lot are too much

Ma Boon Sin is damn good;

good enough to predict my imprisonment disaster

Fat jelly peddler

Fatty

Don't take too long

Your mom asked me to bring this to you to eat

How is she?

She's well, eat

Can your friend help me?

What's up?

I want you to go and see the governor

You want him to get beaten up again?

Do you want to get out?

Of course

Then would you

do me a favour?

I'll do anything to

get fatty out

Alright

Obey the orders of Gao Tin Chi

Who's Gao Tin Chi?

I don't know

Where is he now?

He's been thrown in jail

In jail?

Fatty, your friend carried this letter for me

I believe we'll have news soon

He's gone for so long

I fear he might have already been spanked many times

The governor will look for Gao Tin Chi in a while

You say you are Gao?

What?

Hey, who is Gao Tin Chi?

I am

I am ordered by His Majesty to

welcome Mr. Gao Tin Chi

That's me

What can I do for you?

Well...

Release the prisoner...

Release the prisoner

Who?

All of them

All of them

Release

Release all of them

Go, everyone can go free...

You've done right

Of course, listening to you was a right thing to do

Please

Over there

Here

Don't be afraid, please sit

Okay

He's not a senior official

He is the fatty who sells jelly

That's precisely him

Don't be afraid...

Insolence, slap your own mouth

Yes

Sir, please...

This is great, good...

Master Gao

Calling me?

What should we do with him?

Do with him?

No

I meant how should we punish him

Ask him to...sell jelly

Bastard's Jelly

Jelly

Grab him, you can't escape

Come back

See if you dare to make a mess again

Let him go

Damn

Beat him up

Oh, let's go

Don't run if you have guts

Hey, guys

Friend, it seems you know magic

the sword has been bent for stabbing you

What's your name?

Chau Yi Qing

everyone calls me "prince" Qing

Prince

Everyone says the fung shui

of my dad's grave is good

there'll be a prince some day

that's why I'm called "prince" Qing

If I become a prince one day

I'll promote you

Restaurante Delish

Have you eaten?

Not yet

I'll take you for a meal, how's that?

Friend, are you full?

I have never tasted such delicious game

Game

Do you know how much this meal costs?

How much?

Two taels of silver and three coins

Two taels of silver and three coins. Not expensive

Not expensive?

I'd have taken you for abalone, shark fin & fish maw

so you'll have a new experience

Abalone, shark fin and fish maw

No need, I'm fed up with those things

Well, you arrogant

Alright then, this meal amounts to

two fifty including tips, you can pay for it

I have to pay?

I thought you were taking me for a meal

Right

I said I'll take you here for a meal

but I didn't say for a free meal

The law forbids not paying for a meal

The law?

Of course

you have to pay even if you were the emperor

if everyone has free meals

the world would be chaotic

then even the emperor would be frightened away

You should pay...

But the money I brought

had been taken away

This fool is smart

Right, let me think of something

and have fun with him

I must have eaten too much

Some tea would make me feel better

Tea is useless

Some white vinegar would help digestion

Waiter, do you have any white vinegar?

Yes, I'll get it

No need, take care of him

I'll get it myself

Boss, do you have any good

vinegar that's free?

Give me some

You want it free and good

Here's a free dish for you

Boss, if somebody ate and didn't pay

what would you do with him?

It depends on who it is, if it were you

I'll beat you till you throw it all up

Not me, him

It's good business here, right?

Not bad

It can't be

He seems to be such a gentleman

it can't be

Better if it's not

Oh, I've wet your clothes

Sorry...

Take off the clothes

and I'll dry them up

Waiter, this gentleman's clothes have become wet

Dry them up for him

Look, up here too

Hurry

Done

For fifty cents

Deal

One worn out quilted jacket, fifty cents

Come over

Friend, how much do you want?

Whatever

Fifty taels of silver?

Yes...fifty taels of silver

Fifty taels of silver for a wornout silk vest

Wait

What do you mean?

Fifty taels of silver for a worn out silk vest?

Are you insane?

Boss, this is a treasure coat

Treasure coat?

Don't speak so loud

This is a treasure coat

Let's go and talk inside

Write up as fifty taels of silver

Come to my place tonight

This is called golden pearl

which means weapon-proofed

This one is wooden pearl

If you wear it

you won't get hurt even if beaten by wooden stick

And this one is...water pearl

You won't get drowned if you fall into the water

That's right

You think I am a fool?

I know better than you do

Boss, you don't believe it, do you?

You can try

How?

Here's a hammer

If this golden pearl is weapon-proofed

Strike it with the hammer

Try it now if you don't believe me

Just strike it

That's right

Second uncle, we've decided to switch it

Please bless me

and wish me luck

So that I get a good hand

I'll surely win

Prince Qing, you escaped death just now

and you dare to come back to bet again

Brother, I owe you ten taels of silver just now

I've come on purpose to give them back to you

I never owe anyone anything

you don't have to beat me up

Prince Qing, you are honourable

Shall we bet again?

Sorry...Everybody, please excuse

Sorry...

Place your bet

Ma Boon Sin, you're damn right

you said I'll be in jail

and that I've to cut firewood

Even an Emperor has to cut firewood

when in rotten luck

Alright, I'll make you lose your reputation

Friend, you can give me back my vest

Your worn out silk vest

What? My worn out vest

It's written here

One worn-out silk vest

Take it, and redeem it yourself

Don't go

Let go

Except for my late father

no one dares to insult me by pulling my braid. Let go

I don't care

you must give me back my vest

Don't provoke me

Don't push me

You want to fight?

You are too unreasonable

It's a waste of time

reasoning with a dummy like you

Alright, if you win

Then what?

I'll give that vest to you

Deal

What if you are not lucky enough

and lose the fight?

If I lose

you'll be my father

I'll be your foster son, how about that?

Follow me

Rise

Let go

You should keep your promise

What have I promised you?

You said if you lose

you'd be my foster son

Alright, let go of me

Alright

Go and redeem the vest

for me immediately

What? How can I do that without money?

No money?

Please bless me. It all depends on you

Forty taels of silver

Win

Three

What's the matter with the tiles?

Even...odd...

I'm finished this time

Big...big

Damn it

I'll surely lose with this combination !

Are the tiles no good?

I don't think so

Are you here to cheer me or to dishearten me?

What do you mean?

I want half, how's that?

I've bet forty taels of silver this time

Count me in for twenty

Is this true?

Yes

Hear that, everybody?

Set up your tiles

Hurry

Head, tail

Open

The banker is 8, 4 & 9

Nine and ten

You win

The game's over

Collect the money, friend

Let's play again

Here's my everything for the bet

Are you...sure win?

Sure

I'm afraid, I...

What are you afraid of?

Place your bet...win

Six

Your turn

Oh my god

Fatty, why are you afraid of winning money?

Why not?

With these tiles what do you have to fear?

Want to have a look?

I don't dare to

Never mind

The tiles are stacked. Open

Coming

Banker is 5 & 9, 3 & 5

The head is 6 points

the tail is 2 & 3 points

Win one and lose two

This is mine

I'm here to redeem my treasure coat

Calculate the interest in whatever way you want

What? He who redeems a pawned article

is above everyone

That's right

Hurry

Wait

Ah Lian

What is it?

Go ask the boss

and see if the coat is ready

Ask the boss? Okay...

Go...

All condiments add up to 4 & half silver taels

Boss...that guy wants to redeem...

Okay, let him redeem it

Redeem the treasure coat

Second uncle told me to ask you

if that coat is finished

Still making it

It's you, Ah Lian

Mistress

He asked me to come in...to get that coat

It's done

Come to my place tonight

What about that old guy?

It's elder's turn

Godpa, it's done

Godpa, I've been thinking

about the fung shui of my late father's grave

It's not as good as your ancestors'

What makes you think that?

Before I became your foster son

Whenever I cheated at the gambling house

I would be caught

and beaten up by them

But this time, it's different

Everything went so smoothly

and I've got sixty taels of silver

Not only could I redeem the vest

I still have four taels of silver left

Let's go and eat

Alright

Yummy snack shop

Why here?

You like eating game

That's why I've brought you here

Ah Fok, is the "san liu" (dog meat) bun ready yet?

Almost

Give me six buns

Six...okay

San liu bun? Why are they so called?

It's something magnificent

If Emperor Chien Lung tried this

he'd think of moving his whole palace here

It's said that if you have eaten the "san liu" bun

even the whores are afraid of you

Shit

They must be here to kill me

Don't be afraid

If you put on my treasure coat

you would surely win in your fight with them

Does it really work?

Don't you remember

that last time their knife became crooked?

Put in on

That's right

Go

Prince Qing, you have guts

How dare you cheat at my gambling house

Take him away

Don't move

If you spoiled Ah Fok's "san liu" bun,

can you afford to compensate it?

Beat him

Slow down, wait till I button this up

Come

Godpa, how come your dress doesn't work?

You dare to cheat at my place

Break his hands

Bull shit

Go

Hurry

Yi Qing, are you alright?

I'm fine

Godpa, your coat is missing a pearl

Which one?

Needs a good beating !

It's the boss of that pawn shop

who has caused you to be beaten up

He must have switched my 5 pearls

Oh, they've been switched

Brother, how much do you want?

Five hundred taels of silver

Oh, five hundred?

This is copper

not gold

My friend, you are no expert

Look carefully

This is a treasure basin

Brother, don't mess around in here

Go away

This is my heirloom

You don't know what you are losing

What do you call this?

Treasure basin, my heirloom

Boss, don't listen to him

That's right. Don't fall into his trap

You know nothing

Friend, come and have a seat inside

Don't hold me up for too long

Won't be too long

Ah Lian, open the side door

Come in

As long as you put treasure in this basin

it will increase two-fold the next morning

Five will become ten

Oh, become ten

Is that true?

Why should I cheat you, I'm not selling it to you

if you don't believe it

I can lend it to you for a night

I'll come and get it back early next morning

You'll lend it to me?

Yes

Do I have to pay?

You were watching her just now, I didn't ask you to pay

What? Do I have to pay just to watch her?

Of course

Alright, lend it to me for a night

Okay

It's a fair deal

Do you have two pee pots?

Yes, one in each room

Alright, take them out

and put the basin on top of them

Put your treasures in the basin

and cover it up

You must keep a close watch on it

At dawn, it will increase two-fold

It will increase two-fold at dawn?

Shit

Could the boss know of my affair with the mistress

so he's guarding the door?

What are we going to do?

Ah Lian, don't come in through the door

come through the window

Hurry

Why are you sneezing the whole night?

Left eye twitches...Magpie sings

Why is the birdie chirping endlessly tonight?

Must be bothered by a ghost

I can't hold it anymore

I've got it...

What's the matter?

Master, what happened?

I've gathered treasure

Number one, come and look

I've got ten treasure pearls

Really? That's great

What are you doing?

Number two, I've got ten treasure pearls

Good, you're lucky

Damn

Who is it...?

Must be that kid wanting to get his treasure basin

Number two, open the door

Hey, don't go

Why?

Don't go

if that kid sees you

he'll stare at you

Number one, open the door

No problem

Number two

What?

How much money do you still have in your room?

No cash, but some bills worth a few thousand

Good

Go in

Alright

Go in quickly

Friend, stop looking

or I'll discuss money with you

You're a real miser

even just looking costs money

Alright, I'll be as ruthless as you

Give me back the basin

Friend, let's talk

sell me the basin

Okay, ten thousand taels of silver

not a cent less

Friend, you're too greedy

you want to get rich so quickly

Can you give me a discount?

No

Really?

Good

It's a deal then

Ten thousand taels of silver

These bills are legal tender everywhere

I said 10,000 taels of silver, here're only 5,000

It' a fair deal

You've watched her back just now

so it costs you five thousand taels of silver

What?

Just looking at her back costs 5000 taels of silver

If I looked at her whole body, what would you charge?

If that's the case

then here's how I'll calculate the charges

6 and 6...Is 36, 6...

Six (same sound as green, meaning cuckold) your head

your hat is green (cuckold)

No problem

Godpa, rest here for a while

Alright

Have some water

Thanks

You have some too

Yi Qing, someone is following us

Really?

See where you can run to?

Come down quickly

Yi Qing, stop

Get up, fear not

Get it back to you

Lady, how did you end up here?

The local magistrate is forcing girl to be

the wife of the river god

I don't want to sacrifice my life for nothing

That's why...I've hidden myself in the mountain

The river god

The village is frequently plagued by floods

so the magistrate's mistress invited a witch

Why is it that we've got only 4,000 taels this year?

The amount is getting smaller

Madam Ping, Priest

you take less

We agreed to split the money seventy thirty

How can that be?

Why not?

What do you mean?

How dare you bargain with me

If it were not for second mistress' story

about river god getting married

so that you could disguise as a witch and the priest

and throw the girl into the river

to extort money

How do you think you would have the money?

One more word, and you'd get nothing

Hear that?

Yes

If it were not for second mistress

we would be starving

not to mention splitting the money

Take it

You'd better understand that

Send the bridal sedan for the bride

Yes...

Mother

Don't cry

Mother

They've sent the bride's headdress over

At a quarter past noon

they'll have to throw my daughter into the river

Sir, please help us

Alright, I'll go to the magistrate

Miss, don't worry, you will be alright

Thank you

I'm going too

Yi Qing, you are smart

I can do anything

Alright

You'll go to meet the river god at a quarter past noon

I'll go...to meet the river god

Report

Someone by the name of Gao Tin Chi wants to see you

What does he want?

He said he's a relative of second mistress

Relative

What relative?

I have too many

but I don't know which one

Please ask him to come in

Please

Who are you?

I'm Gao Tin Chi, student of Liu Yong

So you are the student of Prime Minister Liu

What's your official rank?

Inspector-general

See

All my relatives are important people

Yes, have a seat please

Inspector-general

I can't remember

Are you a relative from my father's side or mother's?

I am your uncle

Doesn't look like it

Yes...

You look more like my cousin

Cousin...

Have a seat please...

Have a seat please...

Please

Come men, bring some tea

Master, since my uncle is here

tell him what

you want him to do for you

Yes...

Does he treat you well?

He's always bullying me

He likes womanizing, and doesn't care about him

What do you think I should do?

If you want a promotion, you must be good to her

I will...

Look

The royal seal of Chien Lung

Whatever I write down here

you'll get it

Really?

Wait

I can't give it to you now

I must know for sure that you are good to her

before I give this to you

I will

Strike the gong

Bow

The river god is here

The river god is here for the bride

Send for the priest

Look

The priest will turn into the river god later

Calling the spirits

Request the river god to show his power

Come back to me again on 6th of June next year

Yes sir

Is that spiritual go-between that powerful?

Yes

She said that she's a regular

at the river god's palace

Even that priest is a VIP guest of the river god

River God getting married

It's a quarter past noon

Send the bride to the river

I don't want to...

Wait

He can't be the river god's wife

Mind your own business

He's not a girl

not even a woman

In-laws

Don't interrupt our service

You are a spiritual go-between

You have the right to check him out

Let go...

He's not a woman

Go and check him out

I will

Hey, are you Su Ming Ju?

Of course I am

Don't be like this

He's a man

A man?

Everybody, we shouldn't blaspheme the gods

We want to ask the river god

to change the date of the wedding

No

This day picked by the river god is a lucky day

If it's changed, there will be great disaster

Everybody...

One must be honest as an official, & upright as a man

We can't treat a man as a woman

Twisting the fact

That's right...

Why don't we ask the spiritual go-between

to say some good words for us to the river god

Yes, we shouldn't distort the fact

No

I can't talk to the river god

Didn't you say you could chat with him?

Please go to his palace for once

No, I am not going

Please, for our sake

I am not going...

Priest, you can't go yet

Your spiritual power is so great

The spiritual go-between won't let you go

We'd better stay here and wait for his good news

Sit down

Alright...

Thanks for helping me out

Come over...

You'd better jump down with her

How can you refuse to go?

How can you refuse to go?

The magistrate will lose face

That's right

No...I can't swim

That's your business

You can't swim

No

Everybody, look

This is evidence

Pardon Sir

This corrupted officer should be executed

By the order of His Majesty

Receive the imperial decree

Come men

Yes

Take him out and behead him

Yes

Sir, for what?

Pardon Sir

Bow...

Why didn't you bow?

Hurry, bow...

Did you hear that? Bow

Brother, going in & out of that memorial arch

why do they bow?

Can't you see the signs?

Bow...

Who initiated this?

There was once a general

who fought with the Ching ancestors

and made great achievements

Brother, I've got it

Ancestor king awarded him the words of 'pay respects

going in and out' in appreciation of his achievements

Give way...

What is it? Brother

Nine Thousand Years of Age is here

Your Lordship?

He's the son of the general

It's like a royal tour

Just like an Emperor

This is ridiculous

The Emperor is known as "Ten Thousand Years of Age"

He called himself "Nine Thousand Years of Age"

It's getting close to ten thousand

Don't you think so?

He turns the whore house down the street

into his palace

He even wants to crown two whores as his concubines

If he crowned my favorite whore as the concubine

His Majesty will be wearing my old shoes

Your Lordship

Please have a seat inside

Please...

Godpa

He's so magnificent

Yi Qing

Give me the cheque inside the bag

What do you want that for?

I want to get some change

How can you take away so many pieces of silver?

I'm not taking them away

I want to give them to the people

Distribute to them

Thank you Your Lordship

I want the two in the middle

Yi Tsu, Siao Gung

Come and serve His Lordship

Your Lordship

Greetings to Your Lordship

Alright, rise...come over

What's your name?

Your Lordship, and her too

Come here also

Hurry and go over

Your Lordship

Madam Si

What are you doing here?

Get water for a bath

Go back

Who's she?

She...she is dummy

Your Lordship

There's a lunatic outside distributing money to people

Everybody says he's richer than you

Damn it

Councilor Mao

Your Lordship

Go and see who he is

Alright

Why are you distributing money?

What? Is this unlawful?

Ask him if he still has any?

Go

Our Lord wants to see you

Good

I really want to meet him

Go in

You'll be my concubine of the Eastern Palace,

What about me?

You'll be the concubine of the Western Palace

Your Lordship

I've brought in the man who

was distributing money in the street just now

Who's he?

He's Gao Tin Chi

He has business at the capital

This is Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age

Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age

Almost Lord Ten Thousand Years of Age

He's not qualified for that

You're much better than he is

Of course

Everybody calls me "prince" Qing

According to seniority

I should be nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine

Councilor Mao

Your Lordship, what's the matter?

He has a delicate and fair look

Delicate, fair

Have some tea...

Give her twenty taels of silver

Oh, twenty taels of silver

Say 'thank you'

Thank you

Thank you...

Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age

let's bet with him

Thank you

Our lord wants to bet with you

Bet on what?

Man

Man?

Godpa

You're going to have one more foster son

Kid, we bet on you

If you lose

this kid will be given to our lord

How about that?

How can that be?

Don't worry

If your lord loses

Then what?

If I lose

all my concubines

including those of the east and west palaces

will serve you for a night

Don't worry, I won't lose...

If you lose

I want you to serve me for one night

I serve you for the whole night

I...what am I going to do?

Don't be afraid, bet with him

Are you confident you'll win?

Absolutely

Alright, let's bet

Let's make this clear

We'll bet on points

the one with the most number of points wins

Right...

Our lordship will be the house

Wait

What if we have the same number of points?

In that case

the house wins

That's not fair

Begin

Wait

Your Lordship

I don't want to be concubine for free

Come, Your Lordship

Give me the dice

I'll bring you luck

I rub it...

and here comes good luck

Take it

Eighteen

Better run

Don't go, come

Watch me

What's the point of watching?

Even if you've got three sixes, you'll lose

The house will eat you up

That's right, it may not be three sixes

That will be even worse. Bound to lose

Godpa, save your breath

That's right, you're bound to lose

You didn't say I can't play

I want to rub it like that lady did

Like this...

and there comes good luck

Miss, watch carefully

Seven

How can that be?

What's going on?

How can it be nineteen?

What's happening?

Come and serve me tonight

Betting with his life

Our lord has lost tonight

Really?

I'll be an eunuch tonight

Madam

What's the matter?

The lord is at the Chang Chun brothel

Really?

Yes

Nonsense

This bastard made a whore his concubine instead of me

I'll have to take a look

Alright

Look at me

I am Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age

now I've become a bastard

Your Lordship

Don't lose your temper

The hell I won't

I'll take measures to get even for you

Really?

Yes

Tortoise Lin

Yes

How are you getting on with that matter

I asked you to take care of?

It's been taken care of

Where's the snake?

Inside

Look

Okay

Your Lordship, don't be afraid

if you want to win

you must do this

Hold it

You have to bear it

this pee pot is to be presented to that bastard

You understand this...

Yes...

Wait

What are you two standing there for?

The emperor is selecting his concubine

come over here

Must everyone girl in Chang Chun brothel...

Your Lordship

Not everyone

he will select only one

on the basin

Why must the concubine be selected in such a way?

You never mentioned

there was such a rule

What would you know?

My godpa has seen many things, naturally it's different

Look, he asked me to dress up like this

You look like a chief eunuch

Right, a chief eunuch

You two must do as I say

Godpa, do I look the part?

You play the part well on what I taught

There is however something lacking

Why don't you kneel in front of the emperor?

Your Majesty

You have to kneel too...

I am kneeling

Arise...

Thank you, Your Majesty

Give me the name list

What for?

Hand over the name list

Hand it over quickly, do you hear that?

Kneel, hold it higher up

Godpa, I am doing everything you've told me

These seven are the most beautiful

Pick one

Good

What's her name?

Yi Tsu

Who's Yi Tsu?

Where's Yi Tsu?

I quit

Never mind, just keep quiet

Who's Yi Tsu? No answer?

Chief, Yi Tsu is outside

I bring her in

No need to, I can do it myself

Godpa, we'll go out first

and bring Yi Tsu in

That's not a bad idea

Go out...

You two follow me

Come

Take a rest here

We have to serve His Majesty here

Where's your concubine of the east palace?

You can't leave tonight

You have to serve His Majesty

I am kind enough

to chat with your concubine

You...

I served him all night

and now Yi Tsu has left with him

I cannot take this

Don't be angry, I've an idea

What idea? They are nothing but bad ideas

Your Lordship, listen to me

That bastard can't tell who's Yi Tsu

and who's Siao Gung

I'll fix him for you

Trust me just this time

Aunty Bai...

What is it?

Where's sister dummy?

I've locked her up in the storeroom

In the storeroom

That's good, bring me to her immediately

Alright

What is it? Speak

Alright...I'll tell you

Our Lord has his eyes on you

That's right

He said you are very beautiful

so he asked us

especially...

Aunty Bai

bring a red blanket over

I want to wrap her in it and bring her to the lord

Alright

Hey...why are you wrapping me up?

It's because

according to the rule

all concubines who sleep with the lord

have to be wrapped up in a red blanket

Then you'll take off all your clothes

and hold this

Pee pot

You are not stupid at all

I'll wrap you up then

and bring you in

When I kick you

come out

and go to bed

and take off his Lordship's...

I understand

You are smart

Sire, what are you looking at?

You are a good-for-nothing councilor

Look, my concubine has been...

A concubine like her can be found in every whore house

Your Lordship

I'll bring you to the Bai Fa brothel tomorrow night

then having fun with his empresses

You two should be serving His Majesty

What are you standing here for?

You...

I...what

I've paid

That's right...You've paid

Be patient

Chief

We'd like to have Chief go for a check up

Check up

According to the rule, it should be you

How can I when I'm being wrapped up?

This is a whore house, not a palace

no need to be too thorough

You've a good bargain, kid

You think I am willing to do it

Do I really need to check it?

Of course

Don't move

Chief, are you done yet?

Okay, take her out

Alright

Give me a hand

Come to help

Enough

Bring her in

Put it here

Godpa, I've taken Yi Tsu in

Alright

You all go out

Out...out

Wait

There's a lock here

I'll use it to lock them up

Why?

That bastard won't be able to leave

if they are all locked up

Lock it...

What about the key?

What do we still want it for?

Throw it away

He's on her now

What he's doing?

Guess?

My lord of Nine Thousand Years of Age

Councilor Mao

Isn't she sister dummy?

Councilor Mao

My lord of Nine Thousand Years of Age

Didn't you ask me to keep his lordship company?

Who's inside?

Who's wrapped inside the red blanket?

I've just taken off my clothes and crawled in

then there was a woman who came in through the window

She said she's your wife

My wife?

Really?

Yes

She hit me and I passed out

That's bad

The key...give me the key

Key

You've thrown it into the pond

That's bad

Get down and pick it up

Hurry...hurry and get down

That's easy

Don't worry, I'll look retrieve it for you

It's cold here

I'm afraid, I don't dare to go down

Councilor Mao

I bathe there every day

It's not cold at all, get in

You're not afraid

but I am

I don't dare to go in

It is cold here

Councilor Mao, you go

What is it, are you alright?

Your Lordship

you left me

I can't hold it

What's the matter?

Hold...Hold what?

I can't hold my pee

Pee

Go and get that...

Pee pot, right?

I'll go and get it

Hurry

Ah Lian, watch him, I'm leaving

Okay

Here

Yi Qing, move that plaque away

Move it away

This is against the law

It's not against the law

if I tell you to do so

Really?

Of course

Where should I put it?

Over there

I got it...

Chui Kung

Toilet

Friend, from now on you can use this

It's called 'Chui Kung'

Let's go

Not only has Emperor Chien Lung

made fun of that bully and Councilor Mao

he has also put the plaque bestowed to them

by the late Emperor

at the door of the toilet

Going to toilet to be known as 'Chui Kung' now on

It's one of 'Adventures of Chien Lung' anecdotes

This is fairly high

Godpa, what's this place?

The palace

That side is the royal garden

Palace

Why are we here?

To promote you as the foster prince

Foster prince

Don't scare me

Get down

Come, follow me

Godpa, if we are caught, we will be beheaded

You will be alright as long as you are with me

I understand

You must have given away all your money

and want to get back some

Godpa, someone is coming

Someone over there

Don't be afraid

If caught, we'll be beheaded

If you don't go, I'll go

Yi Qing...

Who are you?

I am the Emperor

Damn, you pose yourself as the Emperor, arrest him

Nincompoops

Yi Qing...

Look that way

Don't go in, this is a forbidden place for men

Let's go

Sleep early

So tired

It's a busy day

Who is it?

This lazy bitch has been resting here so early

like a dead pig...

I thought she had fun with the eunuch at the back

She doesn't like you

You think you're good

Alright, stop quarrelling, go to sleep

Yu Jin, get up

Get up, how can you be so lazy?

Lazy till death

Stop squabbling

Alright, get changed

Stop pushing

Don't let him run

There is a man

Don't let him go. Catch him

See where you'll run. Catch him

I've took your bag, see where you can run

Don't run

Chase

Castration room

Let me go...no...

I don't want to be an eunuch

Let go of me...

Ready?

Ready

Begin

No

I beg you please

I don't want to be an eunuch

No, I don't want to...

Let me go, I don't want to

Please, let me go

I don't want to be an eunuch

No...

I don't want to be an eunuch

Is the medication ready yet?

Yes

Towel?

Yes

Do it

Yes

What's going on?

What are you doing?

Bring him to Gong Gong (great uncle)

Gong Gong, this guy has not yet been castrated

Where are you from?

I...just came here

Have you cleansed yourself yet?

Cleansed myself?

I took a bath last night

Not yet today

Check it

Yes

Tide him up

Yi Qing

Yi Qing

Let me go

Let me go

Let him go

Godpa, help me

Godpa, ask them to let me go

Let him go...

Who are you?

Don't you dare to be arrogant

Have you seen me before?

I've been working here for decades

I've seen everyone except His Majesty

No wonder. I am the Emperor

How dare you pose yourself as the Emperor

Come men, arrest him

Go...

Stand still, catch him

Don't let him run

Godpa, be careful

Catch him...

Tastes good?

Yi Qing, don't go

Yi Qing

Your Majesty

Your Majesty, you are back?

Send some men to look for Yi Qing

Yes

Chase

Yes

Here, chase...

Stand still...over there

Stand still...hurry

I'd better run

Come down

Yi Qing, did you say you want to be a prince?

Luckily my precious part is still here

and hasn't been cut off

His Majesty, he's left

Should we chase him?

In life you ultimately get what you're destined to get