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Dad, you're in my shot.

Well, how about instead of spending all your time taking selfies yourself, you

get over here and help your old man get this tent set up. It's a lot easier with

two people.

Nice one, Dad.

Okay, just take this little step.

I'm so excited.

Almost there.

Almost there.

All right, you ready?

I'm going to count.

One, two...

Three.

What do you think?

I thought you were going to take us to the woods.

Well, I know we spoke about going to the woods and everything, but we realized

that Brock and I had this discussion.

In order for you to go out to the woods, we got to get you, you know, started

first here in the backyard with the tent before you get out on some real

adventure. Practice, practice, practice.

So before we get you out there in the real world.

We're going to have you look at the tent, figure out how to do that, tie

knots before the real adventure begins, right?

Yep, yep. Being prepared, that's half the battle right there.

Whatever. Whatever.

All right, so let's get this going. You might want to pay attention. This is

really important stuff here. It is, Dross.

Now that the tent's up, we're going to put this rain fly on.

I really wanted to go hiking.

Stepdad's the worst.

Seriously.

We can get some inclement weather there.

This is so boring.

Yeah, you're telling me.

There.

What is going on here?

Amber.

Scarlett.

Girls. You turned back for two seconds, which you should be paying attention to

what we're doing.

Thanks for the generation, Tommy. You should be paying attention. We're

up a tent. This is important information for you guys to have out there in the

field. We were just trying to have fun.

Yeah, no offense. I'm a little bored.

Girls, you can have fun once you're prepared.

And prepared starts with training. So we need to learn and practice and know how

to use our equipment. That's priority number one. You're going to get caught

the... Survival skills, right? Exactly. Rule number one of surviving in the

wilderness is being prepared.

Yes. All right?

Like me. I'm prepared. See?

Exactly. I got rope.

That is a scout, right? I'm always prepared for anything.

Okay. Maybe we should go over some knot tying.

Yeah, exactly. Now that we've got the tent set up without any help, we could

probably move on to some knot tying because knots are very important. So you

want to make a loop at the end because you're going to tie something to the

thing. Call that a bite. Make a little loop around the thing through the hole.

Not around the tree, but in the hole. That's a different knot. But there you

See that little figure eight right there?

And you can attach a nice little carabiner on it or something like that.

could save your life right there. And then what else? Let's say you... You

same thing, except...

Hey, what you want to hook it on?

It's a tree. You can't go around the tree. You can't make a little big enough

what we do we tie a knot Call that a figure eight Hide or there

we go. There's a tree stump right there follow and it's called a follow -through

you follow follow follow You see that?

Yeah, he goes paying attention.

Oh, yeah Good good. You follow through follow through around that last bend

there.

Oh And he dressed it up. Look at that. Look at that pretty Figure eight, and

then boom.

Secure. Not going anywhere.

Great. Awesome.

Well, anyways, this is boring as fuck, and it's starting to rain, so I'm

the fuck inside.

I don't want to get my fucking hair wet.

Let's go.

Unbelievable. I swear, this generation, they've got the attention span of a fly,

huh? Yeah, there's no... It's useless.

I should go keep them distracted one way or another.

Years ago, when we were kids, we were camping.

We said when we grew up, if we ever had daughters, we would... Tommy, you dog. I

remember that.

I mean, I couldn't help but noticing their tits.

That's what got me on this thing.

I'm glad you said it.

They are pretty nice ambers.

Scarlett was not wearing a bra. Those little things are perky. Got me a little

wound up here. Anyway, so this is the perfect time.

They're bored.

They're done without... I thought we were... I thought we were just fucking

around when we said that. Well, yeah, I mean, a lot of truth is spoken in jest,

but... I mean... It's an opportunity to go in there and keep them busy.

You've got some ideas running through my head.

I'm trying to think of a reason not to.

But I'm drawing a blank right now.

I mean... I mean, if you're cool, I'm cool.

Yeah, right?

Yeah. I mean, we can always just see what happens, right?

Yeah. Yeah, play it by ear. Let's go. See what happens.

Man, I'm so bored, though.

Yeah, no offense to your dad, but that was fucking boring.

Tell me about it.

Yeah, sorry I invited you over. I didn't know, but we weren't actually going to

go on a little hiking trip.

I mean, maybe we can go next weekend.

Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Like actually going outside instead of our backyard.

What were we going to do out there? We were just a bunch of rocks anyway.

Absolutely ridiculous.

All right.

All right, girls, we just had a discussion. Yeah, we realized that.

That was boring stuff. We get it. We understand, right?

We figure we need to incentivize you girls a little bit.

Okay. What does that mean? I mean, we've got something fun planned, but first

you have to prove.

You've got to earn it, basically. So we're going to pick up where we left off

with some knots.

We're going to show you them.

If you could tie a knot for us, we'll move on to the... More fun stuff.

There you go. Exactly.

Seriously, Dad?

Yeah.

All right. Okay.

We saw what you guys were doing out there. So everybody gets there.

This better be worth it. There you go. Just your attention span there.

Okay, so this one, you probably won't need it, but you're going to learn it

in case.

Say you're out in the woods and you have to subdue...

Bad guy or you got a dragon animal or something that you killed to the fire,

right?

We're gonna basically make a little handcuffs to lock it up and drag it

you So we're gonna go over make a little loop And then do it again.

Oops, do it again. Just a little further down the rope. So you got two, right?

You got two of those your loops. We're gonna pull like that

Pull it through and if you did it right you got handcuffs and

Boom. And then once you pull tight here, it tightens the handcuffs. Okay?

Oh, look at that.

Okay. You're going to take a little practice. It's okay. It's okay. Let's

this again. That was way harder than I thought. What you do.

So, it's all due to what you do.

Okay. So, over it.

Okay. Okay.

It keeps twisting.

I know the rope's giving a little trouble there.

All right. So, take your hand and mine. There you go.

Over like that. That's one.

Hold that.

I'm going to do that again.

Fight me a little bit.

All right, so you got the two loops there. What we're going to do, we're

to want to basically pull through each other.

Oh, okay.

I see you, Mr. Sky.

All right.

Cool, cool.

So here, let me try to do that again with a longer rope and all that.

All right, so boom, boom.

I can demonstrate it for you.

I don't think I'm getting that. How long are we going to be doing this, Dad?

Just for a little bit.

Okay. So give me your hands. Here, try to keep.

So put them up.

So, for example, you're in the woods.

You have to do a bad guy or drag a deer up a mountain or something.

Drag a deer up a mountain. You never know. You never know.

So, that's how that's going to work. Oh, wait, no.

I'm terrible at this.

Let's have you do it on your own real quick.

I'm making a mess of myself. I'm making an awful accident.

So, like this.

Is that okay? Yeah, so that's fine. Yeah, I think I'm finally... No, I'm

lied. I'm not getting this.

It's okay.

I appreciate you trying.

Dad?

What the fuck are you doing? Wait, what?

What are we doing?

Are you serious? Are you having fun?

Oh, my God.

What? What?

What are you doing?

Are you having fun?

Is that everything? Fine. Oh, fuck.

You know what? You know what? Go. I'm going to go consult her. I don't know

I'm going to see what happens.

That was pretty embarrassing.

Sorry. No, I mean, she's my best friend, and you're her dad.

Yeah. I can make it a little awkward, don't you think? Yeah, yeah.

Timing's everything, and maybe that was bad timing.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, I don't know.

I'm just kind of embarrassed that it happened, you know, in front of my

and everything.

Well, you know, sometimes friends, they...

They grow apart, you know, and they change, you know, change their

attitudes towards things.

I guess that's true.

Well, still thanks for trying to help me.

Well, I mean, I saw what you were doing out there, and I couldn't help notice

that you really look good, and

you've grown so much. Wow.

I mean, thank you, but I mean, it's still kind of embarrassing, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, but you didn't like it at all.

I wouldn't say that.

Oh, really?

What would you say then?

I mean, I wouldn't mind if you did it again.

No.

Yeah,

I mean, like I said, this is still kind of embarrassing.

I don't know. I don't want her to find out and get mad again, you know? No, no.

She's... They're downstairs, I'm sure.

Do you mind if I do it again?

Mm -mm.

No?

Wow. Wow.

Is that a magrab one?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

That's nice.

Oh, it's warm and soft.

Smooth, man.

So much more fun playing with these than playing with rope.

Oh yeah, I actually agree with you on that one.

That feels good, Mr. Skies.

My pants are getting tighter.

Yeah. That's the goal.

Wow,

I could do that all day.

Well, I mean, we should probably stop soon. We don't want to get caught again,

you know?

Good idea.

Good idea.

Honey, what's wrong?

I'm... I'm fine, I am.

It's just... Like, it's just weird seeing my dad grow my best friend's tits

that. Yeah, it caught me a little bit off guard, too.

Um... But, uh... I guess... Consenting adults and all, you know, you can't

really stop it, right?

Um... It's just... Usually when he does stuff like this...

Freaks me out or something.

The only way I can ever get him to apologize to me is when I do something

him back.

And I just don't know what to do.

Just got to go back and forth after a few breaks first.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, if that's how you like to play that game, you actually have an idea.

Yeah?

Yeah, what?

What? What are you doing?

Oh, my God, Mr. Stark.

Oh, my God, you've got your big cock. What are you doing?

You can touch it if you want. I don't think I should.

I mean, you don't want to miss your opportunity, right? You said you like

you know, escalate things a little bit.

You might not have this opportunity again.

I mean...

You're probably right.

Yeah, you don't want to let the moment pass, right?

Yeah, and obviously they don't care.

And you know this would just infuriate him.

Yeah, fuck it.

I think this is a really good idea.

I think you are.

He's going to be so mad.

He's going to be apologizing to me in no time.

I've dreamt about this David for many years, Mr. Stark. Yeah, you've thought

about this before too. Don't tell Amber.

Our secret.

Hmm.

What the fuck is going on?

Do you even know what it looks like?

Guess you're not the goody two -shoes he claims to be.

You know, I was just, you know, abiding by the plan we had, you know, set in

place.

What plan, Dad?

It was a deal, like a deal we made.

What the fuck are you talking about? A deal.

What kind of deal is this? What are you talking about? Dad?

You know, we were just, you know, at the campfire shooting this shit. We

jokingly said, you know, like, one day, you know, if we have hot daughters, you

know, we should, you know, do a good old swap.

Oh, a what?

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's fucking disgusting.

No, I mean. Dad, are you serious?

Think about it.

Who's going to be the best man for your daughter besides your best friend,

right? I can't believe I'm hearing this right now.

It was just talk. You know,

sometimes plans come to fruition, the planets align, and, you know, why not,

right? Besides, like you were mentioning earlier, this is a great opportunity to

get back at your old man for the tit thing.

I mean, okay, you're right.

Right?

Yeah. So, I mean.

Are you serious right now?

The tit thing?

Look, Amber, I'm sorry, okay? I know it's messed up, but your dad has really

nice cock.

I don't want to hear about my dad's cock, Scarlett. What the fuck?

Well, I think, well, now that we're here, I propose that we carry on with

deal. But under our own watch, we're all here, so if something happens that

nobody's...

You know, everybody's excited now. You know, everybody can speak out enough.

Um, I don't know if I want to be sexy with my dad so close to me.

Look, honey, I promise we'll keep our distance, and, you know, everybody will

comfortable that way. You know, we'll keep our distance, but we'll be close

enough to where nothing funny's going to happen, right?

Maybe. I might be convinced if I, like, saw his cock, too.

It's only fair, right? Yeah.

That's only fair.

I'm okay with it. I'm

okay with it. Okay,

then. I guess we're gonna do this.

I think we can work something out.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Well,

I guess scoot over, then.

I love you.

Oh, there's those perky little things.

Do you want to do some on your face?

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

You taste so good.

Oh, my God.

I want you to fuck me. Yeah.

Just give each other a kiss.

You're the best best friend ever.

You're the best best friend ever.

I love that we can do everything together.

Me too.

Thank you so fucking much.

I'll get nice and fucking deep.

Look, you make me so wet.

Hide

me

out.

Good girl.

Keep coming.

Keep coming.

Good girl.

God damn it, little fucking squealer.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yeah, rub that little pocket clip for me.

Your job made me crumb so fucking hard.

Oh my God.

I just booked your book for you.

Just to start.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Your pussy likes my dad.

My terrible pussy.

Your dad's coffee was so good. Yeah?

Yeah.

That talk is so big.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I don't know. That would be kind of weird, right?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know.

It would be kind of weird, right?

I mean, literally nobody would know. It would be our little secret.

I mean, I guess I wouldn't tell if you don't.

I'm not going to say anything. You won't say anything, right?

Oh,

my

gosh.

Okay.

Oh,

yeah.

oh my god you're so

fucking deep

Don't tease me, Dad.

It's in his cock.

Holy shit.

He comes so fast.

I'm getting close to becoming myself.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mama.

Fuck, that's so hot.

Oh, my God.

I love watching your dad fuck you.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck my fucking car. Fuck my

dad.

It's so good. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Just like that.

Oh, you're so sensitive, Dad.

You had no idea.

Oh my god, dad, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

It's been fucking long.

God damn it.

Got it all over my glasses, Dad.

Yeah, I think we should do this regularly.

Yeah?

Why not?

All right.

Well, good times.