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Dad, you're in my shot.
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Well, how about instead of spending all
your time taking selfies yourself, you
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get over here and help your old man get
this tent set up. It's a lot easier with
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two people.
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Nice one, Dad.
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Okay, just take this little step.
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I'm so excited.
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Almost there.
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Almost there.
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All right, you ready?
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I'm going to count.
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One, two...
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Three.
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What do you think?
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I thought you were going to take us to
the woods.
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Well, I know we spoke about going to the
woods and everything, but we realized
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that Brock and I had this discussion.
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In order for you to go out to the woods,
we got to get you, you know, started
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first here in the backyard with the tent
before you get out on some real
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adventure. Practice, practice, practice.
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So before we get you out there in the
real world.
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We're going to have you look at the
tent, figure out how to do that, tie
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knots before the real adventure begins,
right?
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Yep, yep. Being prepared, that's half
the battle right there.
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Whatever. Whatever.
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All right, so let's get this going. You
might want to pay attention. This is
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really important stuff here. It is,
Dross.
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Now that the tent's up, we're going to
put this rain fly on.
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I really wanted to go hiking.
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Stepdad's the worst.
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Seriously.
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We can get some inclement weather there.
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This is so boring.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
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There.
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What is going on here?
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Amber.
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Scarlett.
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Girls. You turned back for two seconds,
which you should be paying attention to
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what we're doing.
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Thanks for the generation, Tommy. You
should be paying attention. We're
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up a tent. This is important information
for you guys to have out there in the
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field. We were just trying to have fun.
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Yeah, no offense. I'm a little bored.
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Girls, you can have fun once you're
prepared.
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And prepared starts with training. So we
need to learn and practice and know how
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to use our equipment. That's priority
number one. You're going to get caught
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the... Survival skills, right? Exactly.
Rule number one of surviving in the
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wilderness is being prepared.
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Yes. All right?
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Like me. I'm prepared. See?
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Exactly. I got rope.
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That is a scout, right? I'm always
prepared for anything.
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Okay. Maybe we should go over some knot
tying.
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Yeah, exactly. Now that we've got the
tent set up without any help, we could
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probably move on to some knot tying
because knots are very important. So you
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want to make a loop at the end because
you're going to tie something to the
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thing. Call that a bite. Make a little
loop around the thing through the hole.
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Not around the tree, but in the hole.
That's a different knot. But there you
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See that little figure eight right
there?
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And you can attach a nice little
carabiner on it or something like that.
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could save your life right there. And
then what else? Let's say you... You
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same thing, except...
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Hey, what you want to hook it on?
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It's a tree. You can't go around the
tree. You can't make a little big enough
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what we do we tie a knot Call that a
figure eight Hide or there
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we go. There's a tree stump right there
follow and it's called a follow -through
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you follow follow follow You see that?
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Yeah, he goes paying attention.
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Oh, yeah Good good. You follow through
follow through around that last bend
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there.
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Oh And he dressed it up. Look at that.
Look at that pretty Figure eight, and
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then boom.
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Secure. Not going anywhere.
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Great. Awesome.
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Well, anyways, this is boring as fuck,
and it's starting to rain, so I'm
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the fuck inside.
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I don't want to get my fucking hair wet.
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Let's go.
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Unbelievable. I swear, this generation,
they've got the attention span of a fly,
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huh? Yeah, there's no... It's useless.
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I should go keep them distracted one way
or another.
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Years ago, when we were kids, we were
camping.
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We said when we grew up, if we ever had
daughters, we would... Tommy, you dog. I
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remember that.
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I mean, I couldn't help but noticing
their tits.
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That's what got me on this thing.
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I'm glad you said it.
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They are pretty nice ambers.
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Scarlett was not wearing a bra. Those
little things are perky. Got me a little
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wound up here. Anyway, so this is the
perfect time.
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They're bored.
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They're done without... I thought we
were... I thought we were just fucking
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around when we said that. Well, yeah, I
mean, a lot of truth is spoken in jest,
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but... I mean... It's an opportunity to
go in there and keep them busy.
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You've got some ideas running through my
head.
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I'm trying to think of a reason not to.
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But I'm drawing a blank right now.
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I mean... I mean, if you're cool, I'm
cool.
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Yeah, right?
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Yeah. I mean, we can always just see
what happens, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, play it by ear. Let's go.
See what happens.
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Man, I'm so bored, though.
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Yeah, no offense to your dad, but that
was fucking boring.
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Tell me about it.
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Yeah, sorry I invited you over. I didn't
know, but we weren't actually going to
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go on a little hiking trip.
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I mean, maybe we can go next weekend.
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Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Like actually
going outside instead of our backyard.
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What were we going to do out there? We
were just a bunch of rocks anyway.
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Absolutely ridiculous.
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All right.
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All right, girls, we just had a
discussion. Yeah, we realized that.
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That was boring stuff. We get it. We
understand, right?
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We figure we need to incentivize you
girls a little bit.
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Okay. What does that mean? I mean, we've
got something fun planned, but first
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you have to prove.
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You've got to earn it, basically. So
we're going to pick up where we left off
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with some knots.
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We're going to show you them.
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If you could tie a knot for us, we'll
move on to the... More fun stuff.
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There you go. Exactly.
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Seriously, Dad?
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Yeah.
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All right. Okay.
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We saw what you guys were doing out
there. So everybody gets there.
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This better be worth it. There you go.
Just your attention span there.
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Okay, so this one, you probably won't
need it, but you're going to learn it
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in case.
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Say you're out in the woods and you have
to subdue...
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Bad guy or you got a dragon animal or
something that you killed to the fire,
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right?
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We're gonna basically make a little
handcuffs to lock it up and drag it
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you So we're gonna go over make a little
loop And then do it again.
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Oops, do it again. Just a little further
down the rope. So you got two, right?
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You got two of those your loops. We're
gonna pull like that
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Pull it through and if you did it right
you got handcuffs and
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Boom. And then once you pull tight here,
it tightens the handcuffs. Okay?
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Oh, look at that.
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Okay. You're going to take a little
practice. It's okay. It's okay. Let's
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this again. That was way harder than I
thought. What you do.
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So, it's all due to what you do.
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Okay. So, over it.
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Okay. Okay.
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It keeps twisting.
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I know the rope's giving a little
trouble there.
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All right. So, take your hand and mine.
There you go.
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Over like that. That's one.
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Hold that.
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I'm going to do that again.
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Fight me a little bit.
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All right, so you got the two loops
there. What we're going to do, we're
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to want to basically pull through each
other.
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Oh, okay.
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I see you, Mr. Sky.
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All right.
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Cool, cool.
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So here, let me try to do that again
with a longer rope and all that.
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All right, so boom, boom.
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I can demonstrate it for you.
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I don't think I'm getting that. How long
are we going to be doing this, Dad?
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Just for a little bit.
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Okay. So give me your hands. Here, try
to keep.
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So put them up.
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So, for example, you're in the woods.
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You have to do a bad guy or drag a deer
up a mountain or something.
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Drag a deer up a mountain. You never
know. You never know.
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So, that's how that's going to work. Oh,
wait, no.
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I'm terrible at this.
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Let's have you do it on your own real
quick.
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I'm making a mess of myself. I'm making
an awful accident.
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So, like this.
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Is that okay? Yeah, so that's fine.
Yeah, I think I'm finally... No, I'm
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lied. I'm not getting this.
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It's okay.
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I appreciate you trying.
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Dad?
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What the fuck are you doing? Wait, what?
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What are we doing?
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Are you serious? Are you having fun?
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Oh, my God.
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What? What?
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What are you doing?
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Are you having fun?
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Is that everything? Fine. Oh, fuck.
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You know what? You know what? Go. I'm
going to go consult her. I don't know
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I'm going to see what happens.
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That was pretty embarrassing.
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Sorry. No, I mean, she's my best friend,
and you're her dad.
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Yeah. I can make it a little awkward,
don't you think? Yeah, yeah.
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Timing's everything, and maybe that was
bad timing.
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Yeah, maybe.
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I mean, I don't know.
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I'm just kind of embarrassed that it
happened, you know, in front of my
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and everything.
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Well, you know, sometimes friends,
they...
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They grow apart, you know, and they
change, you know, change their
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attitudes towards things.
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I guess that's true.
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Well, still thanks for trying to help
me.
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Well, I mean, I saw what you were doing
out there, and I couldn't help notice
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that you really look good, and
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you've grown so much. Wow.
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I mean, thank you, but I mean, it's
still kind of embarrassing, you know.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, but you didn't
like it at all.
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I wouldn't say that.
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Oh, really?
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What would you say then?
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I mean, I wouldn't mind if you did it
again.
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No.
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Yeah,
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I mean, like I said, this is still kind
of embarrassing.
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I don't know. I don't want her to find
out and get mad again, you know? No, no.
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She's... They're downstairs, I'm sure.
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Do you mind if I do it again?
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Mm -mm.
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No?
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Wow. Wow.
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Is that a magrab one?
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.
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That's nice.
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Oh, it's warm and soft.
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Smooth, man.
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So much more fun playing with these than
playing with rope.
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Oh yeah, I actually agree with you on
that one.
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That feels good, Mr. Skies.
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My pants are getting tighter.
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Yeah. That's the goal.
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Wow,
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I could do that all day.
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Well, I mean, we should probably stop
soon. We don't want to get caught again,
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you know?
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Good idea.
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Good idea.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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I'm... I'm fine, I am.
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It's just... Like, it's just weird
seeing my dad grow my best friend's tits
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that. Yeah, it caught me a little bit
off guard, too.
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Um... But, uh... I guess... Consenting
adults and all, you know, you can't
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really stop it, right?
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Um... It's just... Usually when he does
stuff like this...
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Freaks me out or something.
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The only way I can ever get him to
apologize to me is when I do something
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him back.
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And I just don't know what to do.
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Just got to go back and forth after a
few breaks first.
247
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Yeah, exactly.
248
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Well, if that's how you like to play
that game, you actually have an idea.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, what?
251
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What? What are you doing?
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Oh, my God, Mr. Stark.
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Oh, my God, you've got your big cock.
What are you doing?
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You can touch it if you want. I don't
think I should.
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I mean, you don't want to miss your
opportunity, right? You said you like
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you know, escalate things a little bit.
257
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You might not have this opportunity
again.
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I mean...
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You're probably right.
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Yeah, you don't want to let the moment
pass, right?
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Yeah, and obviously they don't care.
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And you know this would just infuriate
him.
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Yeah, fuck it.
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I think this is a really good idea.
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I think you are.
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He's going to be so mad.
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He's going to be apologizing to me in no
time.
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I've dreamt about this David for many
years, Mr. Stark. Yeah, you've thought
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about this before too. Don't tell Amber.
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Our secret.
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Hmm.
272
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What the fuck is going on?
273
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Do you even know what it looks like?
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Guess you're not the goody two -shoes he
claims to be.
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You know, I was just, you know, abiding
by the plan we had, you know, set in
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place.
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What plan, Dad?
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It was a deal, like a deal we made.
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What the fuck are you talking about? A
deal.
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What kind of deal is this? What are you
talking about? Dad?
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You know, we were just, you know, at the
campfire shooting this shit. We
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jokingly said, you know, like, one day,
you know, if we have hot daughters, you
283
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:51,950
know, we should, you know, do a good old
swap.
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00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,190
Oh, a what?
285
00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,770
Are you fucking kidding me?
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That's fucking disgusting.
287
00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,730
No, I mean. Dad, are you serious?
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Think about it.
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Who's going to be the best man for your
daughter besides your best friend,
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00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,890
right? I can't believe I'm hearing this
right now.
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00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,500
It was just talk. You know,
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sometimes plans come to fruition, the
planets align, and, you know, why not,
293
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right? Besides, like you were mentioning
earlier, this is a great opportunity to
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get back at your old man for the tit
thing.
295
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:31,080
I mean, okay, you're right.
296
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280
Right?
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00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,040
Yeah. So, I mean.
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Are you serious right now?
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00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,399
The tit thing?
300
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:44,180
Look, Amber, I'm sorry, okay? I know
it's messed up, but your dad has really
301
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:45,840
nice cock.
302
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,520
I don't want to hear about my dad's
cock, Scarlett. What the fuck?
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00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:57,380
Well, I think, well, now that we're
here, I propose that we carry on with
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00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:02,920
deal. But under our own watch, we're all
here, so if something happens that
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00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,920
nobody's...
306
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,420
You know, everybody's excited now. You
know, everybody can speak out enough.
307
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:13,520
Um, I don't know if I want to be sexy
with my dad so close to me.
308
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:20,040
Look, honey, I promise we'll keep our
distance, and, you know, everybody will
309
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,620
comfortable that way. You know, we'll
keep our distance, but we'll be close
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enough to where nothing funny's going to
happen, right?
311
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:31,000
Maybe. I might be convinced if I, like,
saw his cock, too.
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00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,660
It's only fair, right? Yeah.
313
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,190
That's only fair.
314
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:44,530
I'm okay with it. I'm
315
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:47,310
okay with it. Okay,
316
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:54,490
then. I guess we're gonna do this.
317
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,130
I think we can work something out.
318
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,030
Yeah? Mm -hmm.
319
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:00,850
Well,
320
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,110
I guess scoot over, then.
321
00:21:26,879 --> 00:21:29,160
I love you.
322
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,900
Oh, there's those perky little things.
323
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,960
Do you want to do some on your face?
324
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,140
Yeah.
325
00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:07,570
Oh, baby.
326
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880
You taste so good.
327
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:10,950
Oh, my God.
328
00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:41,290
I want you to fuck me. Yeah.
329
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:52,290
Just give each other a kiss.
330
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:57,530
You're the best best friend ever.
331
00:25:58,210 --> 00:26:00,070
You're the best best friend ever.
332
00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:03,430
I love that we can do everything
together.
333
00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:04,790
Me too.
334
00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:19,090
Thank you so fucking much.
335
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:56,820
I'll get nice and fucking deep.
336
00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:06,760
Look, you make me so wet.
337
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:08,980
Hide
338
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:15,580
me
339
00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:16,580
out.
340
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:23,780
Good girl.
341
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,840
Keep coming.
342
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:27,020
Keep coming.
343
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Good girl.
344
00:29:37,550 --> 00:29:39,110
God damn it, little fucking squealer.
345
00:29:39,870 --> 00:29:42,650
Oh, my fucking God.
346
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,060
Yeah, rub that little pocket clip for
me.
347
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,980
Your job made me crumb so fucking hard.
348
00:32:35,159 --> 00:32:38,220
Oh my God.
349
00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:09,310
I just booked your book for you.
350
00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:46,260
Just to start.
351
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,300
Oh my God.
352
00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:45,540
Oh my
353
00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:46,840
God.
354
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:14,550
Your pussy likes my dad.
355
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,250
My terrible pussy.
356
00:37:49,150 --> 00:37:52,510
Your dad's coffee was so good. Yeah?
357
00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:54,210
Yeah.
358
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,730
That talk is so big.
359
00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:14,550
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
360
00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:18,950
I don't know. That would be kind of
weird, right?
361
00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:21,230
Yeah.
362
00:39:22,910 --> 00:39:24,570
I mean, I don't know.
363
00:39:24,790 --> 00:39:26,190
It would be kind of weird, right?
364
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:31,490
I mean, literally nobody would know. It
would be our little secret.
365
00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:36,790
I mean, I guess I wouldn't tell if you
don't.
366
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,420
I'm not going to say anything. You won't
say anything, right?
367
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,400
Oh,
368
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:51,080
my
369
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:58,760
gosh.
370
00:39:58,820 --> 00:39:59,820
Okay.
371
00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:01,660
Oh,
372
00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:06,440
yeah.
373
00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:47,390
oh my god you're so
374
00:40:47,390 --> 00:40:48,390
fucking deep
375
00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:15,270
Don't tease me, Dad.
376
00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:16,850
It's in his cock.
377
00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:18,310
Holy shit.
378
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,390
He comes so fast.
379
00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:23,730
I'm getting close to becoming myself.
380
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,480
Thank you.
381
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,780
Oh, my God.
382
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,280
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
383
00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:34,580
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
384
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:38,980
Oh, my God.
385
00:45:08,390 --> 00:45:09,390
Mama.
386
00:45:11,190 --> 00:45:12,870
Fuck, that's so hot.
387
00:45:13,530 --> 00:45:19,350
Oh, my God.
388
00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:27,510
I love watching your dad fuck you.
389
00:45:41,279 --> 00:45:42,279
Fuck yeah.
390
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:50,640
Fuck my fucking car. Fuck my
391
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
dad.
392
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,240
It's so good. Mmm.
393
00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:18,160
Mmm. Mmm.
394
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,440
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
395
00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:21,780
Mmm.
396
00:46:54,790 --> 00:46:55,890
Just like that.
397
00:46:56,330 --> 00:46:58,490
Oh, you're so sensitive, Dad.
398
00:46:59,110 --> 00:47:00,170
You had no idea.
399
00:47:44,310 --> 00:47:47,070
Oh my god, dad, yes.
400
00:47:47,310 --> 00:47:48,310
Oh.
401
00:47:49,630 --> 00:47:50,650
Oh.
402
00:47:52,050 --> 00:47:53,930
Oh. Oh.
403
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:55,330
Oh.
404
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,410
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
405
00:48:02,670 --> 00:48:03,690
Oh.
406
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,138
It's been fucking long.
407
00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:26,040
God damn it.
408
00:49:14,550 --> 00:49:16,850
Got it all over my glasses, Dad.
409
00:49:35,210 --> 00:49:36,670
Yeah, I think we should do this
regularly.
410
00:49:37,550 --> 00:49:38,550
Yeah?
411
00:49:39,230 --> 00:49:41,050
Why not?
412
00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:43,050
All right.
413
00:49:43,590 --> 00:49:47,270
Well, good times.
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