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What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

What do you mean nothing?

I'm taking pictures. Why didn't you answer me?

Why do I need to announce myself? I was taking a shit in my own bathroom.

Because I asked if anyone was home and you didn't answer.

Okay. Besides that, you're literally naked on my fucking bed.

I'm taking pictures.

You're masturbating on my bed. I'm not masturbating. I'm taking pictures.

There's a difference.

You were masturbating on my bed. I saw it.

I'm not masturbating on your bed. I'm taking a few pictures.

You're getting vagina juices on my bed.

Why aren't you taking pictures?

Because I want to send them to someone.

It's none of your business anyway. Why can't you do that in your room? Because

my room has like one tiny little window. You have like huge ones.

Okay, I get that. But I mean, you could take pictures anywhere.

Because you have better lighting in here. You're going to put your vagina

over my bed. Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't realize you were home.

So if I'm not home, it's okay to do it?

That's crazy.

You should have answered me. I wouldn't have done it.

That was my fault?

Yes, it is your fault.

You're taking pictures for somebody?

Yes, I am.

Not that it's any of your business.

You came in here because the lighting is better, but you're not even facing the

window. What do you mean?

You're not going to get good pictures if you're not... Facing the window.

So you're like a photographer now or something?

No, I'm just saying you're kind of doing it wrong.

Whatever. I don't know why you have to do this in my room. Because you have

better lighting. You know what my room looks like. It's so dark in here. It's

like a cave.

Yeah, I get that, but... I mean, who are these pictures for, anyways?

Just some guy.

Just some guy?

Yeah, we met, like, online yesterday.

On the app.

You met... You have...

You haven't actually, like, met this guy?

Not in person.

You can't send nudes to random people.

Why?

I want them to think that, like, I'm cool.

You're supposed to hang out tomorrow.

You've never even met this guy and you're sending him naked pictures.

I mean, yeah.

That's crazy.

What do you mean it's crazy?

You can't do that.

Well, I'm going to.

You really shouldn't do that.

Why not?

Because you'll know who this guy is. He could be some...

You know, fat, weirdo person.

He's really hot.

His pictures online are really hot.

Yeah, he could be like a catfish or something.

Not a catfish.

You're just sending him naked pictures of yourself.

Not a catfish. How do you know?

Because I know.

He doesn't talk like a catfish.

Okay, but why do you have to send him naked pictures? Why can't you just meet

with him or something?

We are going to meet up. We're going to meet up tomorrow.

Okay. I mean,

we were kind of talking about having sex.

i feel like you could do a much better job taking pictures if you're like

looking like this way like towards the window i mean i could if

you want like i like it's i don't know i don't know it's like weird or whatever

but i could really help i could like help you though a little bit i mean

already you're already you know if you want like in your phone like

take the pictures for you or something okay

i feel like i can make them look good i feel like i kind of know like what guys

like you know so i'm like i want to like like see me naked though i mean it's

already seen me naked a bunch of times it's not ideal if you want though like

kind of like wait like maybe laying back like i don't know like this yeah

do you like wanna like show your vagina

or i mean yeah are you sure

okay i mean like spread your legs a little bit like

this

yeah it's good if you're facing this way it'll like come out like way better

i think oh is this weird we don't have to do if you want to i mean we're

doing it

As long as we're getting good pictures.

They're good pictures.

I think they're good.

Um, it'd probably be better if you, like, like, kind of play with yourself a

little bit. You just want to watch me touch myself, you fucking freak.

No, I don't.

I don't. I didn't want to be here in the first place. Then why don't you touch

myself? I just think it'll kind of be hotter. Like, I think.

Do guys even like that?

Yeah, for sure.

Guys love that kind of stuff.

it's like kind of like like play with your vagina a little bit maybe you're

even taking a picture okay i'm sorry

You sure guys like this? Yeah.

Would you put my phone down?

Yeah, because we took some pictures. I think it's good.

Okay, so I can stop touching myself now?

I mean, yeah.

Okay. I mean, you're trying to impress this guy. I mean, I think those are

probably too good. I mean, I don't know why you can't impress him like yourself.

Like, if you guys are planning on, like, doing stuff.

Well, because...

I'm just worried that, like, I won't know how.

Won't know how?

What do you mean, won't know how?

I mean, like, that I won't know how to do any of the stuff tomorrow.

What do you mean? You haven't had sex before?

No, I've had sex before.

What are you talking about?

It's just, like, they always come in, like, 30 seconds or a minute. I haven't

got to, like, practice.

How?

Every guy that you've been with?

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, it really... Maybe two minutes, but... I mean, it be like that

sometimes.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's unfortunate.

Like, I don't... You don't know what it's like to be a guy. It's hard.

Okay, but I don't really care. Like, it's unfortunate for me. I haven't

to practice or, you know, get a lot of experience under my belt.

Okay.

Just like the pictures, I think, I feel like... I feel like I might be able to

be of service in this.

Department. What do you mean? I feel like I could help you there a little

Help me?

Like practice and stuff.

Practice? Yeah. Isn't that weird?

No, it's not weird.

I mean, you said that you're not that good, you know, in sex and stuff. And

are? I know a thing or two.

I feel like.

I just want help.

That's it. I just want help.

I just feel like. Out of the goodness of your heart?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

It's not weird. It's fine. I mean, like, okay.

I do have a question. Like, how.

would i even like start like i mean you know you come on like you know maybe

like you know you know kiss them a little bit and then like tease them and

maybe like like you you know if you do like like like rub his dick like over

over the pants or something or like put your hands in the pants like are you

familiar with like like penises and stuff like you know i mean it's always

like dark okay like let me I'll just show you real quick. What are you doing?

Just look.

Like, you just have to.

You just have to, like. Why are you digging it right now?

You just have to, like, get.

I'm just trying to show you.

You just have to, like, get familiar with, you know, like, the, you know,

the anatomy.

Uh -huh.

Of a, you know, a penis.

You know, you'll see, like.

Well, I know what a penis is. Yeah, but I'm in the health class.

I just want to show you, like, like, like, right here.

Uh -huh. Like, under the head.

Like, that's, like, probably, like, the most sensitive spot.

Okay, so that feels the best.

Yeah, so when you're, like, when you're, like, you know, touching it or, like,

or, like, licking it or whatever, you know, giving them a blowjob, like.

You want to, like, focus on, like, that area.

Right there.

And then, like, guys, like, really like it, you know, when you, like, you know,

lick their balls and stuff.

Okay. And, like, you know, they, like, kind of get, like, wet a little bit.

Like, you know, you just, like, you spit.

Like, spit on it a lot?

Yeah, you know. But, like, I don't know. It's kind of, like, hard to explain,

though. Like, just, like, by explaining it, like.

maybe like we could just like if you want like you just want me to suck your

dick i that that's all i'm saying i i don't really care that much you know

that sort of thing i just i think that it might be good practice

if like you were to like you know i'm just trying to help is all i'm just

to help with the whole thing like why don't you just like just like lick it

maybe okay

Yeah. Are you sure? You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? I'm not gonna say

anything.

Just, like, get, like... Yeah, just, like, lick it a little bit.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Aw.

Okay, and then what next?

Well, you wanna, like...

Kind of like get, you know, in between his legs.

Okay. I'm like kind of like, you know, say, you know, thanks to him, like, you

know, tell him like how much you like his cock.

Your cock looks nice.

Yeah. Say it with like a little bit more, like, you know.

Oh, your cock looks so nice.

Like that?

Yeah.

eye contact

and

you said i like it when you lick their balls

I mean, is this okay?

Yeah, it's pretty good, actually.

I'm surprised.

I don't know what you're doing.

Did I, like, choke myself with it like that?

anyone right and it's just her practice too i feel like we actually won a head

start

Really good.

Thank you.

Yeah, I think I got the blowjob down.

Yeah. Pretty good with that. Yeah, I think you did too.

Thank you.

I think he's going to like it a lot. He's going to be really... Would please,

yeah. Thank you for your help, I guess.

Yeah.

You know, what are you going to do?

When I have to do an actual sex, I don't know.

Hope for the best.

Hope for the best. I mean, you kind of just, I can kind of show you.

Yeah, I mean.

It's not a big deal. It's whatever. It's like, I don't really care that much,

but I just feel like, you know, if you really want to impress, it's kind of

like.

Okay, just a few pointers, I guess.

Well, I just want us to constantly, like, because you kind of want to be,

you kind of want to be, like, hot.

Right, yeah, like, I want him to like me, you know.

You can just, like, kind of, like, with girls, like, it's pretty easy to just,

like, you know, like, lay back a little bit.

Mm -hmm. You know, and kind of just be, like, yeah, just be, like, you know,

tell him, like, tell him something cute, like, come here.

Okay. You know, and, like, and...

You know, a lot of guys, I don't know how experienced he is, but a lot of guys

don't, like, really, like, kind of know where it goes. You kind of want to,

like... Like, grab it?

Yeah, you kind of want to, like, kind of, like, guide him in.

Like?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know how to, like, actually, like, do it, but I just,

like, kind of want to, like... Like, right there?

Yeah, if you, like, maybe, like, you want to kind of, like, rub, like, you

like, his, um, like, like, against, like, your, like, guitar. Like, like

like make sure it's like going in the right hole right and that's like when

off right yeah okay if you really

want to you can just like put it in okay

And then what else?

Enjoy yourself a little bit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You see how some help you are?

Same situation.

30 seconds.

I'm sorry.

How am I supposed to learn anything?

That never happens.

Okay. Sure.

Look, I can keep going.

I don't have to stop. Are you sure?

Yeah, it's fine.

I'm pretty good. I can keep going.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

It happens sometimes.

I told you. It happens every time with every guy.

Again? I'm sorry.

You're supposed to help me. Just give me a second.

Okay.

Give me a second.

You're ridiculous.

You said you knew what you were doing. I do, I do.

Just give me a second.

after we've had sex for a little bit then i do another blow job yeah just

taste it or something i'll try to say that like like let me just like let me

taste myself

Blowjob sex.

Blowjob sex.

Yeah.

Should I move my hips, like, around?

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

Have you ever tried it before?

Do you want to try it?

Yeah. Do you think he'll like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like, turn around.

Okay.

Yeah, let's go.

Hmm.

You should try laying down.

It feels so good like this.

Oh.

Isn't my purse nice?

Was he helping you, remember?

I am helping.

I'm very helpful.

It's so hot.

I almost died.

Thank you.

Yes, yeah.

I'm coming to hide you though.

Why?

Because you got me.

Could you have got me pregnant?

Nah, I'm totally fine.

Okay. That would be bad.

It would be really bad.

Nah, I think you're good.

Okay.

Did I do okay though? Do you think he'll like me?