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Hello, Mr. Piggy.

Hello, Mr. Cow.

And you too, Mr. Bunny.

And hello, Mr. Peanut.

It's just me and you, Mr. Penis.

You're my favorite friend ever.

Can we kiss?

You're so silly, Mr. Penis.

You look so good today.

Let me get you a nice little ball.

Thank you with your penis.

Oh, man.

I want to make you mine.

Yes.

You like that?

Like I'm sorry?

Because you're getting so hard already for me.

Do you like me?

I like you too.

Yeah, okay.

You go down there.

Shh,

don't talk, Mr. Penis.

We're busy.

Did you say you can't breathe?

Hmm.

charged on my account.

What are you doing here?

Is that a giant peanut?

No, it's not.

Oh my gosh. You spent a thousand dollars on that?

Hand it over. We'll return that right away. No, it's my best friend.

Come on.

I'm going to find a hiding spot.

Yes. Okay.

Hold

on.

Hold on.

Oh, let him take you away.

Time to fit anywhere.

The best sex toy that I've ever bought. I can't let him take you away.

Just eat that ass for that.

Wow, that juice taste you let me have.

Listen, we gotta have a talk. This is getting a little ridiculous.

No. I just can't help it. Sometimes that urges.

What am I supposed to do?

Well, I think I know what you need.

I think you need the real thing.

I think you need a real dick.

Not this silly little fluffy thing that you run around the house with.

Well, this is my friend.

So, what am I supposed to do with my urges then?

What you need is a real cock.

That way you can see what that's like.

Right there.

But you're my dad.

And you're draining my wallet.

Look, just listen to your father and...

You might learn a thing or two.

Well, I mean, I guess.

No. So set that little fluffy dick to the side.

Okay. Okay, give me your hand.

Whoa.

I don't know about this, Dad. It's kind of awkward.

Just trust your father.

Okay.

Doesn't that feel a lot better than that little pillow?

Yeah.

It's like warm.

What are we supposed to do now?

There you go.

Good. Now you're done being a little pillow fucker?

Yeah.

Good.

That's a good girl.

That's right. Let daddy make you feel better.

Dad, your dick is so hard.

Is it supposed to be like that? No, it is.

It's like I'm getting messy.

Why don't you get out of your clothes before you make too big of a mess.

Thank you.

funner than it felt.

I love reading Daddy's big card.

Look how big it is compared to my hands.

Wow. Oh my gosh.

off of me.

So much daddy.

Oh, I'm about to go.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh,

fuck.

You got me with your cum.

Absolutely not.

This is better than the pillow anyways.