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So, Sam, uh,
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you and Diane are back together,
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just like that, after
six years of separation.
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Six years of growing and
evolving and self-discovery,
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deciding what we want from life
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and realizing that
we don't have it.
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Yeah, besides, uh,
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last night, we both discovered
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we still like...
the same desserts.
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Yeah, anyway, what the hell,
you know?
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I've always wanted
to live in California.
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You leaving us, Sam?
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Well, yeah, Woody.
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Yeah, I am. You know?
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It's time for me
to move on, you know?
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Face new challenges and-and
Diane said she'd get me a job
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at the juice bar
in her health club.
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Well, I had no idea
you had such exciting prospects.
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By all means go for it, Sam!
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Here's kiwi in your eye!
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So, uh, Sam, what are you
gonna do about the bar?
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Well, I thought I'd let Rebecca
run it for a while,
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then, afterwards, I'll sell
what's left for kindling.
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Aw, come on, you guys!
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Lighten up, man. That's a joke.
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Sam, can I ask you a question?
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And I mean this as a caring,
supportive friend.
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Have you lost your
freaking mind?!
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What are you talking about?
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The two of you had a
relationship whose best moments
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were full of anguish
and self-loathing.
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After ten hours with this woman,
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you want to give up
your life, your livelihood,
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and move with her
to California?!
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Hey, you want to get
off my case, fellas?
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You know,
I think you're turning on me
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'cause I just want to get
my life going here.
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I mean, look at me:
What've I got?
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No family, no future,
nothing to look forward to.
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Sammy...
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Yeah, I can't either, Carla.
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Yeah, after all the
cheer leading I've done for you guys,
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even when I knew you
were making mistakes.
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Oh, so you want us
to return the favour?
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Yes, yes, I do...
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And I'm not making a mistake.
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Sammy...
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what's gonna happen to us?
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Come on, you guys.
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I mean, all you fellas do
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is just sit there
and watch the world go by.
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You don't need me for that.
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I want to get off the bench,
you know?
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I want to get in the game.
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So, you just gonna desert us?
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You gonna just walk out,
like a traitor?
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A traitor?
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I need more than this!
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You know, you should
need more than this!
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I am not your mother!
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This is not your home!
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This is ridiculous.
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Come on, let's just
get out of here, you know?
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We got a plane to catch.
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Thank you very much for
all your best wishes, fellas,
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and for making it clear
that I'm doing the right thing.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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I'm sorry, everyone.
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This is the best for Sam,
believe me.
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I gave that man the
best years of my life.
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Yeah...
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We'll get along without him.
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Sure...
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life goes on.
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Oh, Sam, you're not
still thinking about
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what those people said
at the bar, are you?
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No, don't be silly.
Furthest thing from my mind.
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It does bug you,
though, doesn't it?
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The way they thought we didn't
know what we were doing?
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I mean, we know, right?
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Damn right we know!
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Evening, folks.
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This is Captain McGovern.
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I'm gonna ask
the flight attendants
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to prepare for departure now,
if they would, please.
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And as soon as
we get clearance from the tower,
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we'll be taking off.
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Oh, Sam...
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In a moment, we'll be off. Mm.
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Isn't this the perfect
beginning for our lives together?
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Taking flight.
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Speeding down the
runway side by side,
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until we lift from the ground,
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leaving far beneath us
the tedium of ordinary life,
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to soar into the bright,
unlimited future.
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You ever hear
of the Mile-High Club?
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Oh, Sam, naughty-naughty.
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They give you
bonus points for it.
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Folks, this is your captain again.
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Sorry,
but we're gonna be delayed
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here on the tarmac for a bit.
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We're having a minor problem
with our electrical system,
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and we'll need some time
to check it out.
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By the way, Sam, you might want
to take advantage of this delay
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to reconsider what you're doing.
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Are you really in love
with this woman
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or are you trying to love her
because you're afraid
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of ending up alone?
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Think about it.
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Did you just hear that?
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What?
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What the captain said to me.
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To you?!
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He said they were
having trouble with the electrical system.
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Why do you think he was
talking to you personally?
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, Sam.
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Aw, this is going
to be so great.
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Mm.
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You're going to
love Los Angeles.
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I won't pretend it's a
modern-day Athens but...
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at least you'll feel free there,
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feel free to explore your own...
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Ladies and
gentlemen, this is your flight attendant.
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On behalf of your flight crew,
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I'd like to apologize
for this delay.
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We'll be coming around the cabin
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to make sure you have
everything you need.
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And, for God's sake, Diane,
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you're a bright, alluring woman
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with a great deal
to offer mankind.
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Will this man
stimulate your gift
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or be an anchor, pulling you
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to the bottom of the sea
of mediocrity?
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A fair question.
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I'm sorry-what is?
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Uh, nothing.
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These seats are a little
tight, aren't they?
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Yeah... yeah.
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Well, you know,
it's been a long time
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since I've flown first class.
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I guess I remember it
being more comfortable.
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Yeah, so do I.
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I guess I remember life
being more comfortable.
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Ah...
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We should've flown
another airline, you know.
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Well, it's too late for that.
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It doesn't make any sense
to rethink a decision
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that's already made.
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Yeah, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
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A commitment is a commitment.
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We wouldn't want to change
things if we could.
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I'm sorry folks, but I'm afraid
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we're gonna be returning
to the terminal.
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We'll have you disembark
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and arrange for you
to take an alternate flight.
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Maybe we're being
a little overcautious,
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but we don't want
to make a mistake
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about something this important.
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Sorry.
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Hey...
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You know...
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Yes.
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I think we both know.
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Good night, ladies.
Thanks again.
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Do you believe those three?
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In here every night
trying to trap guys.
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Yeah, yeah... yeah, you'd never see any
wife of mine showing her face in some bar.
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Yeah.
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She'd make more money
in a sideshow.
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Sam!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, we changed our minds.
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I'm not going to L.A.
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Well, where is Diane?
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Probably over Kansas by now.
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The important thing is
we came to our senses.
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I knew you would, Sam.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, what do you
got there, Sam?
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Something I've been holding onto
for a while, Woody.
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Uh, I thought maybe it was time
to open it up.
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Oh, my!
A box of fine Cuban cigars.
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Uh, Sammy...
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I assume you realize that those
are illegal in this country.
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Shut up, Cliff.
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Aye, aye.
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You know, I was hoping you
guys would, uh, join me
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in a smoke session tonight.
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You know, kind of a
welcome home party.
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Cliffie, what do you say, man?
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Buddy, I'd love to stay,
but geez, it's getting late.
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I better beg off.
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Oh, all right.
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How 'bout you, Norm?
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Can't, Sammy-
I came to the conclusion
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I've wasted too
much time in this bar,
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like a couple of decades.
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Gonna go home to Vera.
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Vera?
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My wife.
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Maybe you remember her?
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That is her name, isn't it?
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See ya.
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Well, Carla,
what do you say, huh?
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Nah. My shift's over.
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I've got to get home
to the kids.
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Appreciate the thought.
Maybe another time.
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Doc, help me out here, man.
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You want a fine cigar?
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Huh? I'd love to, Sam,
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but Lilith just called
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and she wants me
to bring home Chinese tonight.
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I...
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I hope she meant the food.
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She's been really weird lately
and... you know.
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W-Woody, wait a minute, man.
What about you?
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Aw... can't Sam.
I gotta leave right away.
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Why?
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Carla's my ride.
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Well, I'll give you a lift.
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What-What's going on here?
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Why's everyone leaving?
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Come on, Sam.
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It's not like this is our home.
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Hmm.
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Oh, man.
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Gotcha!
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Pull out those smokes, Sam!
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Let's fumigate the place!
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Oh, you guys.
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Diane called us
with the bad news,
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so we thought we'd come
cheer you up, Sam.
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Oh, man, I thought it was something, you know,
I had said earlier might about Australia.
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No, Sam, you got to go a lot farther
than that to insult us, eh?
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Besides, we knew that you were going
through a lot of trouble lately.
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We're here for you, Sammy,
as long as you need us.
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All except for Peterson, who
has to get up in the morning.
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You really know how to sink
a party, don't you, Woody?
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Here's your bus schedule.
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When are you up for re-election?
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Can you believe it?
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I forgot our plane tickets.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Sam, I'm glad you're here.
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Listen, I wanted to tell you.
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I really, really like Diane.
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And I know you guys are gonna
have a wonderful life together.
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Diane and I are finished, honey.
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Ding-dong, saved by the bell.
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Well, I'm off
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on my honeymoon.
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Good-bye, you guys.
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Oh, and, I just want to tell you
that, um, the days that I had
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here at Cheers were the, they
were the best days of my life.
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Really?
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Ew.
259
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Wh-what are you saying?
260
00:12:59,924 --> 00:13:01,925
You're not gonna come back
and see us anymore?
261
00:13:01,926 --> 00:13:03,876
No, I will, every now
and then, you know.
262
00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:05,045
But I-I'm married now.
263
00:13:05,112 --> 00:13:07,580
I-I can't just hang out
in a bar all day long.
264
00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:10,216
I mean, I-I have my place
in the community.
265
00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:12,536
Hey, by the way, did I tell you?
266
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:16,439
Don got a job offer
with the sewer department.
267
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:18,441
Keep your fingers
crossed for us.
268
00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:24,247
Can you believe that?
269
00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:28,318
I shoot for Donald Trump,
and I end up with Ed Norton.
270
00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:32,705
But you did good, Rebecca.
271
00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:35,559
I did, didn't I?
272
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,563
Bye.
273
00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,431
See you, Trixie.
274
00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:48,021
You know, Sam. Hmm?
275
00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:49,723
You really scared us
there before.
276
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:50,757
Hmm.
277
00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:52,092
When you walked
out of here today,
278
00:13:52,093 --> 00:13:54,094
I thought it was the last
we'd ever see of you.
279
00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:55,294
Yeah, yeah.
280
00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,997
I'm sorry about
blowing up like that.
281
00:13:56,998 --> 00:13:59,899
I hope you understand
where that was coming from.
282
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,117
That's all right, Sammy.
283
00:14:01,118 --> 00:14:02,786
We understand.
284
00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:05,389
Here you are
a washed-up ballplayer,
285
00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,290
alcohol problem.
286
00:14:07,358 --> 00:14:09,192
Sex problem.
287
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,127
Lost your one true love.
288
00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:12,112
Twice.
289
00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:13,996
No apology necessary.
290
00:14:15,132 --> 00:14:17,233
Ah.
291
00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:19,335
Yeah, who was
I kidding, you know?
292
00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:22,639
Coming in here and telling
you guys you don't have lives.
293
00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:26,877
I guess I was really
talking about myself.
294
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:29,029
God, the irony.
295
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:29,996
Irony.
296
00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,931
Irony.
297
00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:37,921
One by one, I seem to be losing
298
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:41,158
my, uh... thrills
299
00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:44,161
and, uh, tingles, you know?
300
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,795
I keep asking myself,
301
00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:48,665
"What-what is
the point to life?"
302
00:14:48,732 --> 00:14:51,702
Whoo, that's a tough question.
303
00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:53,804
Yeah.
304
00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:55,538
Eh.
305
00:14:55,607 --> 00:14:57,407
Well, I got the answer.
306
00:14:57,475 --> 00:14:59,409
Somehow, I knew you would.
307
00:15:02,346 --> 00:15:05,482
Comfortable shoes.
308
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:07,401
Shoes?
309
00:15:07,402 --> 00:15:09,635
Yeah, if you're not
wearing comfortable shoes,
310
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:11,170
life is just chaos.
311
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,089
I mean, the greatest
accomplishments in history
312
00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:16,576
have been made by men
wearing accommodating shoes.
313
00:15:18,645 --> 00:15:20,113
Uh, Frasier, tell me,
314
00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:23,011
who do you think is the
greatest thinker in all mankind?
315
00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:25,869
I don't know, uh, Aristotle.
316
00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,437
There you go.
317
00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:28,638
Sandals.
318
00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:32,525
Perhaps the most
comfortable shoe there is.
319
00:15:32,526 --> 00:15:34,694
You hardly even know
you have them on.
320
00:15:34,762 --> 00:15:38,431
I mean, Confucius, thongs.
321
00:15:38,499 --> 00:15:40,533
Einstein, loose loafers.
322
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,619
Wow.
323
00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:45,755
I'll tell you
what the point of life is:
324
00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:49,125
Having kids.
325
00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:51,828
Creating life.
326
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,998
Sure, it's disappointing
and painful,
327
00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:57,967
heartbreaking at times.
328
00:15:58,036 --> 00:16:00,670
Sure, they can drive you crazy
and make you think
329
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:02,728
you just can't get through
another day.
330
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,777
Where was I going with this?
331
00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:12,816
You know, some would say
that the search for meaning
332
00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:14,517
is a, a waste of time,
333
00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:18,254
that all human life
is just a cosmic accident,
334
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:21,157
an arbitrary conglomeration of
335
00:16:21,225 --> 00:16:24,611
molecules evolved by chance
336
00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:27,514
into an organism
with a brain stem,
337
00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:30,117
condemning it to ponder,
futilely,
338
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:31,918
the reason behind it all.
339
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,432
I know Dr. Crane is just trying
340
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:38,425
to keep the
conversation lively...
341
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:44,831
All I know is my life
would have been nothing
342
00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:46,732
if it weren't for all of you.
343
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,753
You people are as dear to me
as my own family.
344
00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:51,088
More so, in fact.
345
00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:53,039
Really, Woody? Oh, yeah.
346
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,124
Well, for one thing,
none of you call me Huckleberry.
347
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,326
I hate being called Huckleberry.
348
00:16:57,327 --> 00:16:58,728
That's your nickname, Wood?
349
00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:01,497
No, Woody is.
350
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:12,825
Well...
351
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:15,461
I hate to get all
mushy, but I got to say
352
00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:18,431
I feel pretty lucky to
have the friends I do.
353
00:17:18,499 --> 00:17:19,549
Ah.
354
00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:23,419
You know, no one wants
to be the first to say it,
355
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,855
but I'm not ashamed to admit
356
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:28,424
what I think we're all feeling.
357
00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:32,295
Time goes by... so fast.
358
00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:34,898
People move in
and out of your life.
359
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:38,501
You must never miss an
opportunity to tell these people
360
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,771
how much they mean to you.
361
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:44,507
Well, I...
362
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:48,194
I...
363
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:51,765
I...
364
00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:53,449
I...
365
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:02,658
I keep coming back
to that shoe thing.
366
00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:06,812
Ooh, that's Vera.
367
00:18:06,813 --> 00:18:08,131
That's Lilith. Probably Kelly.
368
00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:10,033
Could be Ma. My kids.
369
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,401
Say, you know what,
wait, don't answer it.
370
00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:12,802
Just let whoever it is
think that
371
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,204
we're on our way.
Which is exactly
372
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,805
where we should be.
373
00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,441
Hey, uh,
374
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,976
thanks for
the Perfecto, Sammy. Yeah.
375
00:18:19,977 --> 00:18:22,095
Thanks for staying guys.
376
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:23,880
Same to you.
377
00:18:23,881 --> 00:18:25,865
Wouldn't be the same
without you, Sam.
378
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:27,800
Yep.
379
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:30,220
Whatever guy follows you, Sam,
380
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:33,323
has some pretty
big shoes to fill.
381
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,591
Did you hear that?
382
00:18:35,659 --> 00:18:37,593
Thus, it all returns
to footwear.
383
00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:42,515
Night, you guys.
384
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,417
You know, I still keep
thinking though, uh,
385
00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:48,721
you know, I want some kind
of change in my life.
386
00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,640
You know something?
387
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,875
I hate change.
388
00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:54,277
I mean, you know,
389
00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:56,713
every day, you wake up,
something's changed.
390
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:59,316
Everything's just
changing so fast.
391
00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:01,884
I like things to stay
the way they are, you know?
392
00:19:01,952 --> 00:19:03,953
I like things you can count on.
393
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:07,290
You know, you just gave me
something to think about, Woody.
394
00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:08,925
Oh, I'm sorry, Sam.
395
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:11,794
I hate it when somebody
does that to me.
396
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:13,696
Bye, Woody.
397
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,632
Night, Sam.
398
00:19:25,343 --> 00:19:26,610
Sammy,
399
00:19:26,611 --> 00:19:28,928
I didn't want to say this
in front of the others,
400
00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:30,429
but you know what I think
401
00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:33,216
the most important thing
in life is?
402
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,518
It's love.
403
00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,153
You want to know what I love?
404
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:39,623
Beer, Norm?
405
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,058
Yeah, I'll have a quick one.
406
00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:52,301
Know what, Sammy,
I love that stool!
407
00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:54,387
If there's a heaven,
408
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,357
I don't want to go there unless
my stool is waiting for me.
409
00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,955
And I'll tell you what,
even God better not be on it.
410
00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,161
He wouldn't...
411
00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:03,963
he wouldn't dare.
412
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:08,234
I don't think it matters
what you love, Sammy.
413
00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:10,670
Could be a person,
could be a thing.
414
00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:13,706
As long as you love it totally,
415
00:20:13,774 --> 00:20:16,409
completely, without judgment.
416
00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:20,846
Know what I think?
417
00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:23,149
I think you ought to go
home and wake up Vera
418
00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:25,651
with a big kiss and then
419
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:27,420
do what comes naturally.
420
00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:31,324
Wake her up so she can watch me
eat a bucket of buffalo wings?
421
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,235
Yeah, well, maybe not.
422
00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:45,605
Well, I'm off.
423
00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,943
But, um, Sammy, can I let you in
on a little secret?
424
00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:52,595
Sure.
425
00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:54,931
I knew you'd come back.
426
00:20:54,999 --> 00:20:56,766
You did?
427
00:20:58,719 --> 00:21:01,654
You can never be unfaithful
to your one true love.
428
00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,623
You always come back to her.
429
00:21:07,578 --> 00:21:09,512
Who is that?
430
00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:13,499
Think about it, Sam.
431
00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:42,579
Boy, I'll tell you...
432
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:48,618
I'm the luckiest
son of a bitch on Earth.
433
00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:10,973
Sorry, we're closed.
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