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I'm sorry, Diane.
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I got a little carried
away when I first saw you.
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I'm all right now.
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Hmm.
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Lovely to see you.
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Thank you.
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When will you be leaving?
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Hello, Woody.
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Well, hi, Miss Chambers.
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What's new in your life?
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Oh, well, you know,
I, uh, got married,
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and I'm gonna have a kid.
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Wonderful!
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Yeah. Oh, also I
just got elected
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to the Boston City Council.
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How nice.
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And I'm next in line
for the throne of England.
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Really? Well, you know, maybe
we'll work together someday.
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You know, hammer out
a treaty or something.
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Hello, Diane.
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Hello, Frasier.
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You're looking well.
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I'm feeling well.
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I'm happily married
with a bright young son
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and a successful practice.
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But, you know,
what's most important...
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and I just realized it
this moment...
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is I'm over you.
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I'm glad.
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There's absolutely
nothing here anymore.
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I'm over you.
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You could be a-a total stranger
for all I'm feeling.
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You could be ugly and gnarled
and toothless without that
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shining hair,
those dancing eyes,
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these graceful, supple limbs.
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Thank God I'm free.
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Frasier, you're hurting me.
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Well, you never hurt me,
did you?!
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Anyway, good to see you.
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Norman, Clifford.
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You're exactly the way
I remember you.
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Well, uh, looks can be
deceiving there, Diane.
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I mean, our-our lives
have changed
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in innumerable ways.
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How so?
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Well, uh, if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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Uh, Diane.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Uh, Diane, I'd like you to, uh,
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I'd like you to meet
my wife, Rebecca.
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Hello, Rebecca.
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Hello.
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So...
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you're Mrs. Sam Malone.
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Uh-huh.
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Pretty nice, huh?
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And she's a real pig today
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compared to what she
usually looks like.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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So, Sam, Rebecca,
this is my Reed.
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Reed Manchester. Hi.
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Hi, Sam.
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How you doing?
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Nice to meet you.
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Well, awkward silences
always make me hungry.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Why don't we, uh,
why don't we go
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up to Melville's for lunch?
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Oh, Melville's, of course.
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That's perfect.
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So, uh, Sam, Diane tells me
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you used to be a relief pitcher
for the Sox.
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Yes, that's right.
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So, uh, what was
your best pitch? My best pitch.
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Uh, gee, that'd be, uh,
"Say baby, what's your sign?"
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That, uh, Miss Chambers' husband
seemed like a nice guy.
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She'll make him pay for it.
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If she's left him
a shred of manhood,
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it's only because she's
waiting for the right moment
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to-to flick it
away like the last
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shrivelled pea on her plate.
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Thank God I'm over her.
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Hit me, Woody!
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Four fingers of the
meanest swill you got!
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And all my life, I've wanted
to be a documentary film maker.
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That certainly is interesting.
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So, Rebecca, tell us
about yourself.
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Sam never mentioned what you do.
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He didn't?
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Well, it never came up.
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Well, uh...
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I am a... corporate attorney...
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with the firm Emerson...
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Lake and Palmer.
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That sounds familiar.
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Yeah, they're a
pretty famous group.
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Listen, um...
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And what I specialize
in there is, uh,
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is product liability cases.
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That was good.
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I mean, is good.
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Because, uh,
it's a good job she has.
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Oh, yeah.
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And you still find time
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to raise four small children?
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Oh, they're not so small.
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Uh, Sam Junior is, uh, five.
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And, um, then Darby's four.
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And, uh, Newton's three.
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And then, uh,
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little two-year-old
Chelsea, she's one.
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Well, here's to
marriage and children
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and the dawn of
a great new friendship.
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Aw.
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Don!
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Why did you have to mention Don?
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She-she's, uh,
she's very sentimental.
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You see, we, uh,
we-we met at dawn,
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and it's her, uh,
favourite time of day.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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Sit up there
and dry those tears of joy.
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Rebecca.
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I got to talk to you.
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I've been up
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all night thinking about this,
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and I'm miserable without you.
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You got to marry me!
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You got to marry me,
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and this time I won't
take no for an answer.
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I love you.
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Hi, Sam.
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How you doing?
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Huh?
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I will marry you!
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I said yes! I did it!
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Oh, Don, thank God
you came back for me!
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Oh, Sam, you don't mind, do you?
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No.
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Oh, uh, uh,
have a good day, Sam.
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You, too.
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She's interesting.
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All right, all right,
I admit it.
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I'm not married; I lied.
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I don't know why I did it;
It was a stupid thing.
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Well, Sam, you'll find
someone eventually.
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No, don't do that.
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Don't-don't-don't feel
sorry for me.
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I hate that worse than anything.
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Listen, Sam,
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Diane told me
about your past together.
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Maybe this... public humiliation
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is the clean break you needed.
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Maybe now you can get on
with your life.
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Aw, you see why I love him?
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Okay, you want to tell me
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just what the hell
this is all about?
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Who are you?
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He's, uh, he's a friend.
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Oh, now I'm a friend.
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Gee, I'm honoured.
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Tell me, friend,
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why did you leave our
place in Malibu yesterday
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without so much as a
word of explanation?
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You made me track you
down across country
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just like some
sort of a gumshoe.
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After seven years together,
I think I deserve better.
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Is he the reason
you left me, Reed?!
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God, no!
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Look, I-I'm just,
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I'm just doing
a favour for Diane.
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Okay, you're very good
at explaining things.
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Only this time,
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you're not quite
good enough. Well, wait!
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Please, Kevin wait!
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I was...
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I-I'm sorry, Diane.
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Muffin, come back!
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So then what happened?
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So the next thing we know,
Diane turns up here
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with her husband
and asks to meet Sam's wife.
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- Holy moly.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Then Sam goes back there
and grabs our fair Rebecca,
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introduces her as Mrs. Malone,
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then they toddle on up there
to, uh, Melville's for lunch.
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Man, oh, man, oh, man.
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Which ought to be
very interesting
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because Rebecca's been a total gibbering
idiot ever since Don dumped her.
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Damn it all.
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Everything neat happens
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when I'm not here!
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I always miss everything!
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Yeah.
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Oh, Don!
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You put me down,
you big crazy thing!
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You're gonna throw out
your big muscular back!
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Oh, I'm never letting
you go again, Rebecca.
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Oh, Woody,
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Rebecca will be gone
the rest of the evening,
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and I hope you can do
without her because I can't.
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We're going out to make love
in the, uh, swan boats
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in the public gardens.
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Couldn't you just eat us alive?
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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!
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I was pretending to
be Diane's husband
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to fool her old boyfriend.
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She's helping me write a
Tales From the Crypt!
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It's that simple!
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Very imaginative story.
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Reed, I put up
with your astronaut,
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your anchorman
and your all-pro quarterback!
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But this is it. I'm leaving.
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Please! You can just give me
one last chance!
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I missed something, didn't I?
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We're pathetic.
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How so?
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Sam, you just spent
the afternoon pretending
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to be married to a woman
who's the emotional equivalent
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of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
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and who's desperately in love
with another man.
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Yeah, well at least
I didn't fly across the country
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to make an ass out of myself.
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Why bother when you do it
so brilliantly right here?
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The only reason why I went
through all of this
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is so you wouldn't get
the wrong idea.
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And what idea was that?
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That my life was empty.
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That without you I'm lost and
alone with nothing to live for.
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I mean, that's why you came
here, right,
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to see something like that?
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I came back on a quest
for the truth.
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Ah. And you just brought along
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your one-man Warren
Commission there, huh?
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You want the truth?
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You know, I'm gonna
tell you the truth.
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My, my life is so full
it's, it's unbelievable.
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Well, tell me about it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'm sorry, sister.
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You don't walk out of here
for six years
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and then waltz back in and
expect to hear my story.
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You know, I don't,
I don't tell about
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my very rich and-and full life
with just anybody, you know?
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That's exactly as I feared.
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You're angry at me
for leaving you.
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I don't have time
to be angry, honey.
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I... too much to do.
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When I went away
to finish my novel,
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I promised to come back
to you in six months.
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And I meant to.
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But... well...
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once the book was finished,
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the publishers didn't want it.
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I never figured out why exactly.
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But then my agent
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suggested that I trim
a couple of thousand pages...
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and make it a screenplay.
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Could we hurry
this along, please?
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You know, my, my
schedule's a real bear.
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I didn't want to come back
until I was successful, Sam.
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But six months became a year...
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and by then I'd waited too long.
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Oh, what are we doing?
264
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,773
This is for the best.
265
00:14:10,841 --> 00:14:14,310
I mean, y-you and I
just don't work together.
266
00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:18,614
Yeah, we had great
sex, you know?
267
00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,983
A couple times there, we had
268
00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:23,920
to perform CPR on each other.
269
00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,797
But, uh, you know,
other than that,
270
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,325
we're a total mismatch.
271
00:14:29,393 --> 00:14:32,561
I think we proved that
again today, don't you?
272
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,268
I guess we did.
273
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:44,106
If it makes you feel any better,
I don't have a full life.
274
00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:49,795
I have my career,
some associates,
275
00:14:49,863 --> 00:14:55,834
no family, a few friends,
276
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:57,570
and of course my muse.
277
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,575
Even Reed is just
my dog groomer.
278
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:08,198
Sometimes I feel
a little lonely,
279
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:11,801
but that's the life
I chose for myself.
280
00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:18,274
So...
281
00:15:18,342 --> 00:15:19,775
good-bye, Sam.
282
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:21,110
Yeah.
283
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,981
Oh, this is silly.
284
00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:30,019
Bye.
285
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:35,024
Oh, wait-wait-wait,
hold on a second. Listen.
286
00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:37,009
Before you run out of here,
287
00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:39,612
can you do me one
little favour, please?
288
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,232
This isn't what you used
to mean by favour, is it?
289
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,433
Come here. Come on. Sit down.
290
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:45,968
Please.
291
00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:49,722
You know, it's just
that they, uh, they have
292
00:15:49,723 --> 00:15:50,990
this great dessert here,
293
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:55,561
but you have
to order it for two.
294
00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:57,763
What kind of dessert is it?
295
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:02,301
Well, they start with ice cream.
296
00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,670
I love ice cream.
297
00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,956
Oh, no, but this is
the best ice cream.
298
00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:10,826
It's sweet, rich, creamy.
299
00:16:13,447 --> 00:16:15,781
What do they do to it?
300
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:20,536
Cover it with lots and lots of
thick raspberry sauce all over.
301
00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:23,990
All over?
302
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:26,408
They can't stop themselves.
303
00:16:28,211 --> 00:16:31,213
Sounds so sinful.
304
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,883
There's more.
305
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,586
More? What more could they do?
306
00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:40,907
Well, they heat up
the raspberry sauce.
307
00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:44,710
How hot do they get it?
308
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:47,796
How hot would you like it?
309
00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,498
Can I interest
you folks in dessert?
310
00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:50,666
Just the check, please.
311
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,401
Quickly.
312
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,142
Ladies and gentlemen,
313
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:02,312
our new City Councilman,
Woody Boyd.
314
00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:07,416
Thank you.
315
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,585
You know, I want you all
to know that
316
00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:11,342
at City Hall I may be
councilman,
317
00:17:11,388 --> 00:17:13,506
but around here
I'm just your old pal,
318
00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,242
the Honourable Mr. Boyd.
319
00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,344
That's very funny, Woody.
320
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:20,012
Of course, we all know
you're joking.
321
00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:21,214
But the truth be told,
322
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,715
you know we all see you
323
00:17:22,783 --> 00:17:24,683
in a, well,
a different light now.
324
00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:26,185
You've taken on
a certain dignity
325
00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:27,653
and weight with this office,
326
00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,438
and you will be
treated accordingly.
327
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,073
Well, thank you, Dr. Crane. Hey!
328
00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:33,476
Lonesome Cowpie,
I'm dry over here!
329
00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,144
Right away, sir.
330
00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:39,364
Well, Kelly, you
must be very proud of your husband.
331
00:17:39,432 --> 00:17:41,967
Oh, yes, I certainly am,
Dr. Crane. Yes.
332
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:44,303
You know, the city of Boston
has lots of problems.
333
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:45,304
Oh.
334
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:46,839
I can't imagine
what they might be,
335
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,775
but I know Woody is the man
to solve them.
336
00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:53,229
I hope you're right.
337
00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:56,115
After all, we have
to make the town a safe place
338
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,818
for little Woody Jr.
To be driven through
339
00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:01,220
on his way to private school.
340
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:06,159
An inspiring thought.
341
00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:07,826
Yes, sir, I will.
342
00:18:07,894 --> 00:18:09,404
I-I'll see you in the morning.
343
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,130
Thank you very much, sir.
Thank you.
344
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,984
Well, everybody,
congratulate me.
345
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,487
I am now employed by
the City of Boston.
346
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,188
Hey!
347
00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:21,390
And I have this man
to thank for it.
348
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,359
Oh, hey, no problem,
Mr. Peterson.
349
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,695
I know you're gonna work
very hard.
350
00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:26,962
Yeah, of course, Wood.
351
00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:29,431
Hey, this kind of makes you
my boss, huh?
352
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:30,733
Oh, yeah, in a way,
353
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,168
but you know, deep down
and above all,
354
00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:35,505
and through everything else,
we're friends.
355
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:36,706
Oh, of course.
356
00:18:36,774 --> 00:18:38,207
No man ever had a better one.
357
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,475
I feel the same way.
358
00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:41,611
Pals. Compadres.
359
00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:42,845
I may be late tomorrow.
360
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,031
I wouldn't recommend it,
Peterson.
361
00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:51,854
Hey, everybody, guess what.
362
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,024
We got married!
363
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,375
Hey!
364
00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:02,848
We just ran off
to the Justice of the Peace
365
00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,150
before we could change
our minds.
366
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:07,452
We're a little bit crazy,
aren't we?
367
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,088
She's a whole lot crazy,
and I'm not at all.
368
00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:12,290
That averages out
to just a little.
369
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:14,627
Well done, Don!
370
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,495
You, you grabbed yourself
a real, a really,
371
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:19,064
a totally... Well,
you got Rebecca!
372
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:22,818
Say, Don, here, have a seat.
373
00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:24,353
Let me get you a drink, huh?
374
00:19:24,421 --> 00:19:25,588
Thanks, Doc.
375
00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:27,089
Oh, sweetheart, I'll just
be over here.
376
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,124
Okay, hubby.
377
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,926
Don't you stop loving me!
378
00:19:32,846 --> 00:19:35,948
I married a plumber!
379
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,175
Oh, God!
380
00:19:46,243 --> 00:19:49,211
I'm the wife of a plumber!
381
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:53,215
We're gonna have a whole bunch
of little plumbers.
382
00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:57,186
And the horrible part of it is
that he's too good for me.
383
00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,622
Gee, Miss Howe,
384
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:02,658
I mean, Mrs. Sandtry, I, uh...
385
00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:05,761
And my name's Mrs. Sandtry!
386
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:13,119
Well, I think Don's gonna make
a great husband.
387
00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:17,489
Well, of course, he is, Woody.
388
00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:20,459
I just have a little case
of the wedding day jitters.
389
00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:24,363
And I know I love Don
with all my heart.
390
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,699
And until he finds out
how screwed up I am and he dumps me,
391
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,136
we are gonna have the most
wonderful marriage.
392
00:20:32,122 --> 00:20:35,358
Hear-hear, huh?
393
00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:38,043
Say good-bye
to the old Cliff Clavin.
394
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,444
Good-bye!
395
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:42,981
Say hello
to the new Cliff Clavin,
396
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:48,153
the new assistant supervisor
of sub-district A, grid L.
397
00:20:48,221 --> 00:20:50,272
Good-bye!
398
00:20:51,725 --> 00:20:53,925
This, I'm here for.
399
00:20:58,651 --> 00:21:03,135
Well, Cliffie, I guess
buying all those gifts
400
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,437
really paid off, huh?
401
00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:06,839
Yeah, yeah, Norm.
You know, I was forced into it.
402
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,650
I mean, everybody else
was doing it.
403
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,109
But there's no shame
in kissing up
404
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,077
as long as it's
a honest display of affection
405
00:21:12,078 --> 00:21:14,213
for those in authority.
406
00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:16,682
You know, I guess the box
of steaks and a ham radio
407
00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:19,752
is really a small price
to pay for this kind of advancement.
408
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,554
Yeah, well, I had to
up the ante a bit.
409
00:21:22,623 --> 00:21:25,658
Yeah, I'm, uh, putting
on a family room on his house.
410
00:21:28,428 --> 00:21:30,896
But I can hold my head up high.
411
00:21:30,964 --> 00:21:33,532
You see, he's got
to furnish it himself.
412
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,336
Yeah, you see, once
that pool table is delivered, I'm out.
413
00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:40,505
Hey, wait a minute,
where's Sammy?
414
00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:42,875
Hey, Woody, was he
at the swearing in?
415
00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:44,059
I didn't see him.
416
00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:47,012
Oh, no!
417
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,382
Has anyone seen Sam since
yesterday
418
00:21:50,449 --> 00:21:54,403
when he was upstairs
with Miss Robin Deadbreast?
419
00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:59,124
Oh, no! Man, I slipped up!
420
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,827
I let down my guard!
421
00:22:01,828 --> 00:22:03,662
Anything that happens now
is my fault.
422
00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:04,897
What was I thinking?!
423
00:22:04,964 --> 00:22:07,032
Well, Carla,
for God's sakes, relax!
424
00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:09,167
I mean, just look around you.
425
00:22:09,235 --> 00:22:11,470
Woody's got a new position.
Norm's got a job.
426
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,871
Cliff's got a promotion.
427
00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:15,374
Rebecca's got a husband!
428
00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:18,092
I mean, this is the best day
in the history of Cheers!
429
00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:19,578
Nothing could go wrong today.
430
00:22:19,646 --> 00:22:21,380
Hey, everybody.
431
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:26,068
Diane and I are together again.
432
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,056
Did you hear what I said?
433
00:22:30,123 --> 00:22:32,124
I said, we're a, we're a couple.
434
00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:35,261
As a matter of fact we're,
uh, we're getting married.
435
00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:44,319
Congratulations.
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