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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Oh, honey,
I'm sorry to hear that.
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I-I'll be over as soon as I can.
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Who was that?
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Aw, it's Rebecca.
She's all upset.
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Your father-in-law invited her
over to his place
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to, uh, listen
to a musicale tonight.
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She thought she was
supposed to be his date...
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got all dressed up
in a fancy dress.
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Turns out she's only there
to tend bar.
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How could she make that mistake?
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Oh, come on, Woody.
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Put yourself in her position.
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You know, attractive guy
asks you over to his place
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to listen to some music, wants
you to wear a fancy dress...
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you'd go, wouldn't you?
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Oh, no! No.
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My high school drama teacher
tried that one on me.
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Once bitten, twice shy,
my friend.
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Maybe I'm misreading this.
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Maybe this really is a date.
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No, it isn't!
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Two red wines.
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And do try to pour them evenly
this time.
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Do try to pour them evenly.
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Oh sweetheart, sweetheart.
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Oh, I came as soon
as you called, honey.
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Oh, baby.
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I don't blame you
for being disappointed.
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I'm not disappointed!
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Well... I'm humiliated.
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I thought-this is
what really hurts me...
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I thought he really liked me.
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Oh, Sam, you need
to... you need to...
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you need to stand in
for me tonight please.
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I'm too embarrassed.
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I can't go out there again.
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I know. I know.
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All right, I tell you what,
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uh, let me just...
collect some empties.
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Here we go.
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I'll take over
as soon as I get back.
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All right? Thank you.
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You're kidding, Sam.
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Miss Howe thought
this was to be a date?
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Yes, sir.
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And, uh, to tell you
the truth, sir,
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I heard what you said and I...
and I thought the same thing.
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You did? My Lord.
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Although- and I don't mean
this in any way personally
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you'll have to admit you are
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far from the brightest person
in the world.
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True. That's-that's-that's
very true, sir.
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Um, you know, Rebecca's
been looking forward
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to this evening the whole week.
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And, between you and me, sir,
she finds you very attractive
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and I think she thought
the feeling was mutual.
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Miss Howe is attracted to me?
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I had no idea.
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You see, son, I am not exactly
what you'd call a ladies' man.
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Well, if you don't mind, sir,
uh...
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have you ever considered
that it might be your hair?
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Sam, why don't you go in the bar
and relieve Rebecca.
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Send her out here, and I'll, uh,
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try to make it up to her
by having her as my guest.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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That's... I think that's
the right thing to do.
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We'll talk later... Yes.
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Okay. Everybody
stand up straight.
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Wh-what are you doing?
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Well, I'm taking
some of the wine out of these bottles
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so that when I pour them
in the glasses they'll be even.
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How much have you had to drink?
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In my life or tonight?
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Tonight.
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Well, that's hard to say,
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because I've been drinking.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy what?
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Mister Gaines just realized
his mistake and he wants,
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he wants you to be his date
for the rest of the evening.
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He does?
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Oh, he loves me again!
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Oh, my ship has come in.
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Not yet. Not yet it hasn't.
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We-we're gonna have
to sober you up, sweetheart.
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Okay, then give me a Tic Tac.
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No, no, we're, uh,
we're way beyond Tic Tacs.
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Oh, we are? Yeah.
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Okay. Oh, God! Oh, no.
Oh, you know what?
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You're gonna have
to help me here
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because I can't let Mister
Gaines see me like this
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because he's gonna
think I'm drunk.
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Yeah. Uh...
Now you have been drunk before.
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So what did you used to do when
you used to try and get sober?
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Well, I had, uh...
yeah, actually I did.
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I had this little trick and it-
it kind of hurts, but it works.
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Okay. What is it?
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Honey, uh, I te...
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I've got to get
some coffee in you.
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I'll be right there.
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Well, Norm?
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Well, nothing.
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I just keep getting
Cliff's answering machine.
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No word of his ma
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or any forwarding
address or anything.
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Well, that's weird.
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You know what's weirder
is-is the outgoing message.
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You know for years how
it was Cliff and his ma
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singing "Come On'a My House?"
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Well, now it's just Cliff.
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And I gotta tell you,
I miss that harmony.
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Come on, you guys...
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you can't really believe
that Cliff killed his mother.
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Hey, everybody.
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What's in the, uh, sacks, Cliff?
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Oh, just some old things
of Ma's, getting rid of them.
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I just can't stand to have them
around the house anymore.
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Cliff, uh, you've been acting,
oh, a little strange lately.
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Is there-is there
anything on your mind
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that you'd like to, uh, just...
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Say is that-is that dirt
underneath your nails?
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Yeah. I've been spending a lot
of time in the garden lately.
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Can't get my hands clean.
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I-I wash them and wash them.
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Yes, but, uh, Cliff,
is-is there a-anything
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on-on your mind y-you'd
like to talk to me about?
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I don't want to talk, Doc.
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Uh, I want to watch television.
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See if there's anything
on the news.
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Dare you to look inside.
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Dare you.
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Somebody's got to look.
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Not me.
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I've seen enough body parts
to choke a horse.
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Literally, in one case.
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Ah, Miss Howe.
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I'm sorry for the
misunderstanding.
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No misunderstanding taken.
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Uh, everyone, may I have
your attention please?
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I'd like to introduce my
date for this evening,
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Miss Rebecca Howe.
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Hello.
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Good evening.
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Thank you for dropping by.
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You're looking very lovely
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this evening, Rebecca.
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And so are you, Mister.
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Well,
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shall we begin our
Kindergarten Teeter Tooter?
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Delightful.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, look, I'm sorry.
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I cannot concentrate!
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I can't either!
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Now, listen, let me just
tell you people one thing.
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Raymond Burr came a long way
to entertain us.
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And I think
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out of courtesy to him,
we should keep our mouths shut!
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Miss Howe, you are
obviously inebriated.
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Now, you're
embarrassing yourself,
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you're embarrassing me.
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I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Please, don't do that.
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This means so much to me.
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Please, I don't know,
I've heard this a million times,
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and I don't know,
it's just so catchy.
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I never noticed before.
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Please, please,
just-just let me stay.
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I-I promise, if you let me stay,
I won't sing one more note.
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Very well.
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I'll tell you Carla,
Rebecca's doing great.
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Yeah, I was
a little worried, too.
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But you know,
she's fitting right in.
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You know, I-I would
not be surprised
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if you heard wedding bells.
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Do me a favour, will you?
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Uh, you got to cover me for
a while at the bar, you know.
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No, no-no, there's-there's
no way you could,
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you could drag Rebecca
out of here.
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Oh, hey, fellas.
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Hold on a second.
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How you doing?
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The-the whole point is that...
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See, uh, the whole...
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Hold-hold on. I...
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The dogs are making
a racket here.
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You know, boy, they're really
chasing someone out there.
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You know, from here, from here,
it almost looks like...
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Witness news, including the latest
sports and weather right after this.
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Cliff, listen,
just one more time.
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Are you sure there's
not something
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you'd like to get
off your chest?
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Oh, all right, Doc.
I might as well tell you.
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Yeah.
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I sent Ma off to
a retirement community.
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A retirement community.
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Yeah, yeah.
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One hell of a son, huh?
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Boy, I don't know why I did it.
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You know...
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I think I'm gonna go down there
today and bring her back home.
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I mean, that's
if she'll have me.
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Good for you, Cliff.
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Retirement home-I, I knew it.
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And you guys thought
he killed his mother!
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Thought what?
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Nothing.
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What?
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Ah!
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Well, I guess we
ought to tell him.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Cliffie, uh,
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you're gonna get a kick
out of this, actually.
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See,
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what we thought was that...
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Oh, hell, what's the best way
to put this, guys?
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We thought you killed your mom
and cut her up in little pieces.
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Beer?
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Boy, this is terrific.
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And you're supposed
to be my friends.
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How could you think
of something like that?
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Come on, Cliff.
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Yeah, we're sorry, Mr. Clavin.
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Ah, no, I mean,
that's a real rotten thing!
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Oh, Cliff, in the
bottom of our hearts,
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none of us really thought you
actually killed your mother.
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No! Golly!
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Come on, I mean, you know,
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how could we think that?
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You're our buddy. Yeah.
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Come on, we love
you, Cliffie, huh?
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Huh?
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This just in.
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Gardeners have just discovered
human remains
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in the middle
of Lexington Common.
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Get him!
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Authorities believe the remains
may be those of a minute-man
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who fought in
the Revolutionary War.
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Ah! Hey, Cliffie.
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Come on.
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That's just a sample of how
much we love you, Cliffie.
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Uh, excuse me.
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My name's Clavin, and I,
uh, brought my mother
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in here earlier today.
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And now you're having
pangs of remorse.
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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It's a common reaction.
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It's quite normal.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, uh, I-I guess I'll be, uh,
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taking my ma home now.
257
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:50,211
I'm sorry to hear that.
258
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I-I just went over
to her, uh, room there,
259
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and-and she wasn't around so...
260
00:14:54,032 --> 00:14:55,966
She's in the Starlight Lounge.
261
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,384
There's a dance tonight.
262
00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:09,230
Wow!
263
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:12,566
I don't remember
the last time I saw Ma dancing.
264
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,686
People often seem to come
out of their shells here.
265
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,770
Hey, look at that.
266
00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:18,089
Guy just cut in on her.
267
00:15:18,123 --> 00:15:20,908
That silver-haired fox.
268
00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:21,992
Yes.
269
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,662
I was watching your mother
in the hot tub earlier.
270
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:28,365
She seemed to be quite popular
with the gentlemen.
271
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:31,118
You, uh, you have a hot tub?
272
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:34,255
Oh, yes. Our residents
find it quite invigorating.
273
00:15:34,289 --> 00:15:35,923
After the softball tournament.
274
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Softball tournament.
275
00:15:36,825 --> 00:15:38,208
In fact,
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00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:42,129
this afternoon, your mother
was chosen most valuable player.
277
00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:45,382
She went four for four at bat.
278
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:47,368
But I think it was
the hook slide into third
279
00:15:47,369 --> 00:15:48,802
that really won their hearts.
280
00:15:48,803 --> 00:15:52,139
My mother's never played
softball in her life.
281
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Maybe she never had the chance.
282
00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:01,015
Oh.
283
00:16:01,016 --> 00:16:02,265
Come here, come here.
284
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,968
Look at this, look at this.
285
00:16:04,036 --> 00:16:06,603
She's doing a tango.
286
00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:08,605
She's got a rose in her
teeth and everything.
287
00:16:09,674 --> 00:16:11,675
I just hope she doesn't
fall off that table.
288
00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:13,176
Ah, it's okay.
289
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:15,713
She got eight guys waiting
there to catch her if she does.
290
00:16:16,982 --> 00:16:19,500
Oh, boy, I've never
seen her so happy.
291
00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:21,568
I, uh...
292
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:25,072
Got to say, I-I feel
kind of foolish.
293
00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:26,173
Don't.
294
00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:28,375
You just wanted what was
best for your mother.
295
00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:29,309
Yeah.
296
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,078
Well, I always thought
that her world
297
00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:32,546
revolved around
her son, you know,
298
00:16:32,547 --> 00:16:34,749
that she couldn't, uh, ever
get along without me, so...
299
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,800
Perhaps that's what
you wanted to think.
300
00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:40,254
Yeah.
301
00:16:40,288 --> 00:16:43,157
Now I can see she's happier
than she's ever been.
302
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,376
Say, uh, I'd appreciate it
303
00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:48,612
if you didn't mention
that I was here.
304
00:16:48,646 --> 00:16:50,030
I understand.
305
00:16:50,064 --> 00:16:52,499
I guess I won't be
taking her home after all.
306
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,650
I thought not.
307
00:16:53,684 --> 00:16:54,818
Yeah.
308
00:16:54,852 --> 00:16:57,421
Yeah, I'm just gonna
go have another peek.
309
00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:58,756
Oh, and-and, Mr. Clavin,
310
00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:00,624
while you're here,
your mother's insurance
311
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,443
doesn't entirely cover
her expenses.
312
00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:04,578
I assume that, uh,
313
00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:06,329
you'll want to take care
of the remainder?
314
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,330
Yeah, yeah, sure thing.
315
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,532
Just send me the bill.
316
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,101
Well, here's what it comes to
for the first year.
317
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:12,870
Honestly, the cost
of running this place
318
00:17:12,871 --> 00:17:15,489
just keeps going up and up.
319
00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:17,875
Well, you can't put a price
on a mother's happiness.
320
00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,614
Oh, Clifford!
321
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,622
Put me down!
322
00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:33,713
What are you doing?!
323
00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:35,835
I'm getting you
out of this hell hole, Ma!
324
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,165
Here you go.
325
00:17:41,199 --> 00:17:43,133
Thank you, Sam.
326
00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:46,971
Feeling better?
327
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,925
I have never been
so humiliated in my life.
328
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:54,895
I can't believe I did that.
329
00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:56,364
Do you know what I am?
330
00:17:56,398 --> 00:17:58,031
I'm a phony.
331
00:17:58,066 --> 00:18:00,801
I'm a great big phony.
332
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,770
Pretending like I liked Mahler
333
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,439
just so some rich guy
would ask me out.
334
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,974
I don't even
know his first name.
335
00:18:06,975 --> 00:18:08,192
Gustav.
336
00:18:08,226 --> 00:18:09,910
Gustav Mahler.
337
00:18:15,951 --> 00:18:19,453
Do you know that I don't
really even like Mr. Gaines?
338
00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:22,389
And yet I allowed myself
to just fall all over him
339
00:18:22,424 --> 00:18:24,041
just because he's rich.
340
00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:27,111
As God as my witness, Sam,
341
00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:31,148
I am never, ever going af-after
342
00:18:31,183 --> 00:18:33,134
another rich man
as long as I live.
343
00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:36,519
Well, as far as
I can see, Normie,
344
00:18:36,554 --> 00:18:38,355
we're-we're sitting pretty.
345
00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:41,892
I mean, I don't, I don't
foresee any problems unless...
346
00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:44,862
well, unless of course there's
a second wave of Martians.
347
00:18:47,098 --> 00:18:49,632
Then, uh, then, my friend,
I think we've got
348
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,469
some pretty serious
defence problems.
349
00:18:52,503 --> 00:18:55,705
But, oh, uh, heck, I'll go
into that some other time.
350
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:02,562
Want a refill, Norm?
351
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:03,831
Norm.
352
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,032
Hey, Norm.
353
00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:15,558
Oh.
354
00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:17,494
There you are, Miss Howe.
355
00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:19,696
Uh, Mr. Gaines,
356
00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,131
I have to apologize.
357
00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:23,166
No, don't say a thing.
358
00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:26,636
I admit, I was upset by what
happened earlier this evening.
359
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:29,739
But after I cooled down,
I realized it was all my fault.
360
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,141
I was unclear
about my intentions.
361
00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:32,776
Now I'd like to
make it up to you.
362
00:19:32,777 --> 00:19:35,112
I thought we could have dinner
sometime, together,
363
00:19:35,113 --> 00:19:36,363
just the two of us.
364
00:19:36,397 --> 00:19:39,833
Just you and me?
365
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,335
Yes.
366
00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:44,499
I'd be delighted to have dinner
with such an attractive woman.
367
00:19:54,566 --> 00:19:57,534
Sorry, Mr. Gaines.
368
00:19:57,569 --> 00:20:01,505
Um, I'm very flattered,
but I have to tell you
369
00:20:01,506 --> 00:20:03,740
that the only reason
I would have dinner with you
370
00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:07,144
is because you're so rich.
371
00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:08,645
And that wouldn't be
fair to you,
372
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:10,113
and it wouldn't be fair to me.
373
00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:12,482
I see.
374
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,220
Very well, Miss Howe.
375
00:20:17,255 --> 00:20:18,322
Good-bye.
376
00:20:18,356 --> 00:20:21,007
Good-bye.
377
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,515
Well, Rebecca,
I must say I'm impressed.
378
00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:30,617
This could be a big
turning point in your life.
379
00:20:30,618 --> 00:20:33,119
At last, your actions
fit your words.
380
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,154
Yeah, I'm with Frasier.
381
00:20:34,155 --> 00:20:36,156
I'm really proud of you,
sweetheart.
382
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,291
Thank you, I appreciate it.
383
00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:40,461
Sam, can you come here
and do me a favour?
384
00:20:40,495 --> 00:20:42,363
Sure, hon. What?
385
00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:44,832
Can you stop me from
going after him?
386
00:20:44,866 --> 00:20:46,967
I'm having a hard time
stopping myself.
387
00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:49,169
Whoa.
388
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:50,804
And you're gonna need
Cliff and Norm.
389
00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:53,023
Uh, Norm, Norm?
390
00:20:53,941 --> 00:20:57,244
Fras, you want to help me here?
391
00:20:57,278 --> 00:21:00,180
Mister. Mister!
392
00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:01,498
I'm coming, Mister!
393
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,916
Mister!
394
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,601
Mister!
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