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Last week on Cheers:
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Oh, Frasier, I'm sorry.
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I must have fallen asleep.
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What time is it?
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Well, it's pretty late.
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Uh, I guess I...
I'll go downstairs
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and, uh, sleep on the couch.
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Maybe I should just go.
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No, no, you don't
have to go home.
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You don't have to
sleep on the couch.
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Just a second.
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Frasier, what was that?
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What was what?
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I thought I heard a door slam.
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You don't think those
guys are back, do you?
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No. No, impossible.
I locked and dead-bolted it.
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They'd need a key to get in.
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Now, where were we?
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Let's make this a night
we'll never forget.
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Frasier.
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Lilith?
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Rebecca?!
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Am I the only one
who feels awkward here?
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Where is Frederick?
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I didn't see him in his room.
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He's with your mother.
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Fine. Then I'll just go and let you
do whatever it was you were doing.
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Lilith!
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Lilith!
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It was nice to see
you again, Lilith.
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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All right, exactly how
long has this been going on?!
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Lilith?
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What's the matter, Sam?
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You look like you've
seen a ghost.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You did.
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Lilith, I-I-I thought
you were in that, uh...
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I've left the Eco-pod.
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For a job at a gas station?
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Look... everybody, Lilith!
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Well, my goodness...
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uh, the-the, you know,
the time in the pod thing
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has really done you
a world of...
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You look so...
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Your skin is, uh...
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Hey, Lilith's back, huh?
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Sam, please!
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Tell me what's been going on!
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How long has Frasier
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been sleeping with Rebecca?
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Beg your pardon?
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Did he at least have the courtesy
to wait until I was in the ground?
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Lil... Lil...
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Frasier's not sleeping
with Rebecca!
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Oh, well, perhaps you
should tell them that.
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I just saw them in
my bed together.
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Rebecca and Frasier-
you're kidding me.
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How long has this been going on?
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I'm asking you!
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I can't believe...
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We... we were just over there!
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We, we were watching
Three Stooges tapes with him.
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Well, maybe she was upstairs
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the whole time and
we didn't know about it.
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Well, yeah, after we left,
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maybe he just toddled on
upstairs
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and gave her the old
nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
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Rebecca and Frasier...
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Am I to understand this is a
relatively new development?
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- Big news to us.
- Who would have thought it?
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Rebecca and Frasier, huh?
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What's next, me and Carla?
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Don't say it, Clavin,
don't you even think it.
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See that?
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It almost turned into a kiss.
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You know what?
I think this is good for them.
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They've been moping around
the last couple of months,
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mooning about their
love life and everything.
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They found each other.
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This is very nice, I think.
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Yeah.
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Well, hear-hear!
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To Rebecca and Frasier!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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I'm still in the room!
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, Lilith.
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I can't believe
this has happened.
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I come home to resume my life
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and find that my husband
has taken up with another woman.
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Well, why don't you... why
don't you take your coat off,
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sit down and just
cool out for a while?
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Oh, I can't, Sam-
I'm too wound up.
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I've got half a mind
to go back to that bedroom
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and wring Frasier's neck.
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Frasier's...? Aren't you being a
little out of line here, Lilith?
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I mean, the guy's
only being human.
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You were the one who walked
out of here with another man.
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Oh, God, you're right.
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It's just that
I wanted to come back so badly
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and resume my life.
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As naive and selfish
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as it sounds, I just assumed
he would be waiting for me.
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Listen, go get some sleep.
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I'll bet you in the morning
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you and Frasier
can work things out.
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That's a good idea, Sam. Yeah.
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Where am I gonna sleep?
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I wanted to stay at home,
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and now I've got no place to go.
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I've got an attic
you can hang upside down in.
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Sam, if you could lend me
a little money for a hotel,
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I'd really appreciate it.
No problem, no problem.
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Thank you.
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You know, I'll be right back.
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I'm going to call my mother
and check up on Frederick.
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You know, I have to say that
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after being
cooped up underground
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for the last six months, it's
very nice to see people again.
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Even you people.
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That was sweet.
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Can you believe this stuff?
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Yeah, I'd like to see the
look on Frasier's face
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when Lilith walked in.
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I'm sure he was shocked.
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I mean, what would you do, Norm,
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if you walked in and found
Vera with another man?
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Well, I'd probably buy
a couple of his pencils
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and send him on his way.
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Frederick is fine.
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I worry, though, sometimes
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that my mother may be too
overprotective and smothering.
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You got to watch that-
that'll really screw a kid up.
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Here's your money.
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Thank you, Sam.
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So, that, uh...
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pod thing didn't work out, huh?
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Suffice it to say
that Dr. Pascal and I
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determined that two human beings
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cannot live together
underground.
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You and I could, Norm.
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Would you stop
saying that, Cliff?
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Lilith. Here you are.
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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What in the world
are you doing here?
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I've come home, Frasier.
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Oh, my God.
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I've left the pod, and I
spent the last three days
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on a bus to come home to you.
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I don't understand. Frasier,
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I realize that my leaving
you was very hurtful,
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and I understand
your seeking comfort
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in the arms of another woman.
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We won't mention it.
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We'll just put it behind us
and-and get on with our lives.
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What I'm trying to
say, Frasier, is...
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You want me back?
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Oh, yes, I want you back!
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You hear that, everybody?
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Frasier and Lilith
are back together again!
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Aw, it makes me so happy!
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Here, free drinks on the house!
All right!
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Just a minute, Sam-
I haven't taken her back.
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Oh, sorry, Mr. Peterson.
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Wait, wait, come on, now.
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Now, you two kids
belong together.
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Come on.
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The unmitigated gall!
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You think you can walk back into
my life and patch it up again
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as quickly as
you destroyed it?! Frasier, I'm sorry.
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All right, she's sorry-
beers for everybody!
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Come on.
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Frasier, please.
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More than anything,
I want our life back.
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What about your
boyfriend, Dr. Pascal?
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I don't love him. I love you.
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Oh, really?
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So you've come back
to reliable old Frasier, have you?
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And for how long?
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Till somebody opens
a colony on Venus?!
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Frasier, don't be ridiculous.
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If we go to Venus, I think
we should do it as a family.
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Lilith, I have to talk to you in private.
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Okay, it doesn't
have to be in private.
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Lilith, listen,
please let me explain.
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Rebecca, you don't have to
explain anything to her.
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You and I can pick up
right where we left off.
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Really? Absolutely!
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Come on over here
and give me a big wet one.
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Frasier, let me just
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speak to you in
my office, please. Oh, okay, even better.
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Heh! Sam, hold
my calls, will you?
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Sofa pulls out, you know.
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Sorry things aren't working out.
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Is there anything
I can do for you?
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It isn't over, yet, Sam.
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I know my Frasier.
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He doesn't take well
to sudden developments,
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but he'll come around.
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I'm as determined
to get him back
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as I was to leave him.
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Well, that's...
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that's good, that's good.
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Frasier, um...
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listen, I know that Lilith
coming back changes everything,
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and... so I'm just gonna
step out of the picture
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and... and there's
no hard feelings.
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That bitch!
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Thinks she can waltz
back into my life
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and start calling the shots?
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I know that what we almost had
was very special, but...
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we have a very
special friendship, too,
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so I think that we should
just leave it at that.
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Eco-pod my big white butt!
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I was that close to popping her,
you know that?
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If she weren't the mother
of my child, I'd have done it!
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I-I think we should
just focus here,
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because, y-you know, Frasier,
I'm trying to be very gentle,
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because I want
to let you down easy.
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I don't want
to break your heart.
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"I spent three days on a bus,"
wah, wah, wah.
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Well, cry me a river, bun-head!
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For God's sake, Frasier,
will you listen to me!
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I'm trying
to tell you something!
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Oh. I'm sorry, Rebecca.
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I've been rude; I apologize.
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It's just, I can't believe
that she's come back.
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Frasier...
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you know, what we almost did,
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I think it would
have been real special,
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but...
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I think maybe it's better that
we just remain good friends.
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I suppose you're right.
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Well, what might have been, huh?
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For what it's worth,
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I'm sorry things
didn't work out.
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Hi. Can I talk
to Rebecca alone, please?
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Bar business.
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Sure, Sam.
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Oh, God, Sam,
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why do I always screw
everything up?!
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All I was doing was giving
a friend a ride home.
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And then you know
how things happen.
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You know, a kiss leads to a hug
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and a hug leads to the bed,
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and then the wife comes in
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and wants to know
what you're doing there.
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Why do I always make
such a mess of things?!
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So who was better,
me or Frasier?
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Oh!
255
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,089
What?
256
00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:48,759
I-I don't have feelings, too?!
257
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:51,729
Frasier, I know that
I've hurt you,
258
00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:53,497
and I realize now
that the only way
259
00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:55,499
to get you back is to beg.
260
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:56,650
So here I go.
261
00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:57,768
I'm sorry, Lilith.
262
00:11:57,819 --> 00:11:59,203
Begging won't work.
263
00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:01,372
I'm not gonna hang around
and be the safety net
264
00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:04,642
every time you fall from one
of your flights of fancy.
265
00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,677
That boat has sailed.
266
00:12:06,745 --> 00:12:08,880
That gate has closed.
267
00:12:08,947 --> 00:12:11,749
Alice doesn't live here anymore.
268
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,154
Damn you, Frasier!
269
00:12:16,155 --> 00:12:18,022
I know that somewhere
inside of you,
270
00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,590
you still have deep feelings
for me,
271
00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:20,691
and I'm willing to wait.
272
00:12:20,692 --> 00:12:22,326
If I have to wait
a hundred years,
273
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,657
I'm going to get you back!
274
00:12:23,695 --> 00:12:25,045
You hear that, guys?
275
00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:27,114
Come on, free beer, let's go.
276
00:12:27,182 --> 00:12:29,550
Aw, Lilith.
277
00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:30,785
Louis!
278
00:12:30,852 --> 00:12:32,653
Pascal! What are you doing here?
279
00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:33,854
Try to stop me, Crane.
280
00:12:33,855 --> 00:12:35,856
I've come to take Lilith
back to our home
281
00:12:35,857 --> 00:12:37,124
under the dirt,
where we're safe.
282
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,776
Louis, I'm not going back there.
283
00:12:39,777 --> 00:12:42,379
How can you abandon the oneness
of our subterranean life
284
00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,015
for this world of surfies?
285
00:12:44,783 --> 00:12:47,334
Surface dwellers.
286
00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:49,120
Because this
287
00:12:49,188 --> 00:12:50,454
is where I want to be.
288
00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:53,412
Our experiment failed, Louis,
and so did our love affair.
289
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,792
I'm not leaving without you,
Lilith.
290
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:56,627
I demand that you accompany me
this instant.
291
00:12:56,628 --> 00:12:58,261
And if I don't?
292
00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:00,047
Then I'll be forced to shoot you
293
00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:02,449
a-a-and everyone else
in this bar.
294
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:05,269
What's it gonna be?
295
00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:06,971
Louis, I'm not going
back with you.
296
00:13:06,972 --> 00:13:09,540
So I guess you're just going
to have to shoot us.
297
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,681
Welcome back, Lilith.
298
00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:32,213
I'm warning you,
unless Lilith agrees to go back with me,
299
00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:33,848
you're all dead.
300
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,716
You don't scare me, Pascal.
301
00:13:35,785 --> 00:13:37,118
Yeah? Why not?
302
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:39,954
Because I happen
to own every copy
303
00:13:40,022 --> 00:13:42,023
of Soldier of Fortune
ever published.
304
00:13:42,091 --> 00:13:45,627
I'm telling you people,
no "ifs" "ands" or "buts",
305
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,863
that there's no working pistol
with that configuration.
306
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,702
I did miss the Christmas issue.
307
00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:57,989
All right, get back, get back!
308
00:13:58,056 --> 00:13:59,557
Don't push me.
309
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,325
The importance of the Eco-pod
310
00:14:01,394 --> 00:14:03,661
is far greater
than any one human life.
311
00:14:03,696 --> 00:14:05,830
Sam...
312
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,052
John, John,
it's not a good time.
313
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:14,005
Sam, I've put up with your rock
and roll music,
314
00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:16,774
your loud parties
and your fights.
315
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:19,977
But now you've shot Ruben
the busboy in the foot.
316
00:14:19,978 --> 00:14:24,432
He's an undocumented alien
without health insurance,
317
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,901
and that puts me
in a bit of a jam.
318
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:30,088
Oh...
319
00:14:30,155 --> 00:14:31,923
A bigger jam.
320
00:14:32,058 --> 00:14:34,109
Everybody but Lilith
behind the bar!
321
00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:43,834
All right, answer the phone,
but act natural.
322
00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:48,806
Cheers.
323
00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:50,575
Just a second.
324
00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:54,912
Mr. Peterson,
it's Mrs. Peterson.
325
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,814
See, it's my wife.
326
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,616
Um, I'll get rid of her.
327
00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:00,184
Woody, cover me.
328
00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:03,020
Uh, Vera?
329
00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:04,623
Uh, yes, yes, I know it's late.
330
00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:07,125
You see, we're
being held hostage by a mad gunman, and...
331
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:11,563
What do you mean I've
used that one before?
332
00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:15,082
No-no-no, you see, no-no, honey,
wait, wait, hey, hey!
333
00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:19,097
Put the gun down, Louis.
334
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:21,356
Why are you being so foolish?
335
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,291
Because I can't live
without you!
336
00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:25,059
I miss you.
337
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,695
And Dr. Jaworski
misses you, too.
338
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:28,630
Dr. Jaworski?!
339
00:15:28,631 --> 00:15:31,216
What? There were three
scientists in the Eco-pod?
340
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:32,850
Did you sleep with him, too?!
341
00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:35,503
Dr. Jaworski isn't a scientist.
342
00:15:35,571 --> 00:15:39,507
He's Loui' imaginary friend.
343
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:44,512
Did I forget to mention
that Louis is insane?
344
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,548
Turns out he's claustrophobic.
345
00:15:46,549 --> 00:15:48,716
We discovered that
little fact about 30 seconds
346
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:52,386
after they closed
the steel doors.
347
00:15:53,639 --> 00:15:55,674
Hey, guys, I know you're
having a party in there.
348
00:15:55,675 --> 00:15:57,391
Let me in.
349
00:15:57,426 --> 00:15:58,677
Who's that at the hatch?
350
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:00,478
That's nobody, nobody important.
351
00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:02,179
We'll see about that.
352
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,882
So what's the big secret?
353
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:06,217
What's going on?
354
00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:08,102
Paul, we're being held hostage!
355
00:16:08,187 --> 00:16:09,804
Fine, then don't tell me.
356
00:16:09,871 --> 00:16:12,540
Get with the others.
357
00:16:13,692 --> 00:16:15,802
Actually, I don't belong
with the others.
358
00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:17,862
I, I never quite fit in.
Ask anyone.
359
00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:18,996
No, he doesn't.
360
00:16:18,997 --> 00:16:20,198
Shut up! Shut up!
361
00:16:20,199 --> 00:16:22,867
Get behind the bar! Go on.
362
00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:25,503
All right, Lilith,
363
00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:27,572
if you want to play
the waiting game,
364
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,374
I'm prepared to play along.
365
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:33,344
I give you just ten minutes
to make up your mind.
366
00:16:33,412 --> 00:16:38,232
If you won't leave with me then,
I start shooting.
367
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,819
And this is the man
you wanted to marry?!
368
00:16:40,886 --> 00:16:43,387
Who says I wanted to marry him?
369
00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:46,524
Two days ago, I got a Mail-gram
saying you wanted a divorce.
370
00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:48,176
Correction, I sent
that Mail-gram.
371
00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:50,578
I thought that with you out
of the way,
372
00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:51,906
Lilith and I would be free
373
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,732
to spend the rest
of our lives together.
374
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:55,499
But then Lilith escaped.
375
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,701
By the way, it was very clever
of you
376
00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:00,804
putting that papier-mâché bust
of yourself in your cot.
377
00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:02,574
I must admit,
378
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,843
I kissed it more than once
before I got wise.
379
00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:10,565
You have nine minutes left.
380
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:12,500
Hey, I got a plan. Come here.
381
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:15,920
Lilith, Lilith, here's the plan.
382
00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:18,707
Okay, you go back
to the Eco-pod with Pascal.
383
00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:20,124
And then what?
384
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,026
And then the plan's done.
385
00:17:23,995 --> 00:17:26,230
Don't panic. I know Louis.
386
00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:29,233
He's a little upset right now,
but he's essentially harmless.
387
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:32,437
He won't do anything that would
cause anyone any harm.
388
00:17:32,488 --> 00:17:33,838
The hell I won't!
389
00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:37,174
I'll shoot everyone in this bar
if I have to to get you back!
390
00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:40,244
Listen, okay, okay.
391
00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:42,280
All right, all right, I got it.
392
00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:45,600
How about I sob uncontrollably
393
00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:48,903
and-and lose control
of my bodily functions?
394
00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:51,122
Cliff, is that a plan?
395
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,857
No, actually,
it's more of a warning.
396
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,115
No, no, no, I,
I've got one. Come here.
397
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,584
I'll go up there
and I'll come on to him.
398
00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:06,620
I'll flirt with him,
and I'll distract him.
399
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:10,457
Any other thoughts?
400
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:12,960
Anyone?
401
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,046
You're a psychiatrist.
402
00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:17,415
Talk to the man.
403
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,651
You must be trained in
some kind of technique.
404
00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:22,153
I was afraid somebody
would bring that up.
405
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,421
All right, all right.
406
00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:26,791
I do recall taking
some sort of an oath once.
407
00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,593
Good luck. Good luck.
408
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:33,631
Keep your distance, Crane!
409
00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:35,349
Okay.
410
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,318
I, I just want to
talk to you, Louis.
411
00:18:37,386 --> 00:18:39,987
Do you mind if
I call you "Louis"?
412
00:18:40,005 --> 00:18:42,774
Listen, Louis,
I, I've been there.
413
00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:45,126
I've felt the hurt.
414
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:47,044
I've felt the abandonment.
415
00:18:47,112 --> 00:18:49,246
I've felt what it's like
416
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:52,483
when a woman tears
your entire life apart.
417
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:55,353
Believe me,
I've been there, my friend.
418
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:59,607
Even just looking at Lilith now
brings back all the pain
419
00:18:59,608 --> 00:19:01,242
and the torment I've suffered
every second
420
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,710
for the last six months.
421
00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:07,365
Please, put the gun down, Louis.
422
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,400
See, I got through it.
423
00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:11,101
So will you.
424
00:19:11,169 --> 00:19:13,070
Just put the gun down.
425
00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:15,323
Nice speech, Crane, but get out
426
00:19:15,374 --> 00:19:16,941
of my way or I swear to God
427
00:19:16,942 --> 00:19:18,810
you're gonna be
the first one to go!
428
00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:20,311
Oh, I can't stand this anymore.
429
00:19:20,312 --> 00:19:22,648
Look, Louis, if you're going
to shoot someone, shoot me.
430
00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:25,449
I won't go back with you,
and you don't want me back.
431
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,317
I'd only make you
more miserable.
432
00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:29,953
I can't shoot you, Lilith.
433
00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:31,890
Well, you're going
to have to do it, Louis.
434
00:19:31,891 --> 00:19:33,691
That's the only way to end this.
435
00:19:35,311 --> 00:19:36,944
Give me the gun, Louis.
436
00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:42,734
I'm sorry, Lilith!
437
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:47,104
Well, Sam, thanks for another
delightful evening at Cheers.
438
00:19:49,074 --> 00:19:51,792
We must do it again sometime.
439
00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,844
I'm, uh, sorry about this, John.
440
00:19:53,912 --> 00:19:56,647
Next time you come on down,
drinks are on the house.
441
00:19:56,715 --> 00:19:59,250
Oh, then it's all worthwhile.
442
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:12,497
Boy, look at that
poor mule-yak, huh?
443
00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:15,767
I really pity him.
444
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,985
It really makes you think,
though, doesn't it?
445
00:20:17,986 --> 00:20:21,155
Where is that fine line
between sanity and insanity?
446
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,041
Look behind you, Clavin.
447
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,309
You stepped over it
about a year ago.
448
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,130
Are you all right, Lilith?
449
00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:31,299
Yes, I think so.
450
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,933
Good.
451
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:37,405
Frasier...
452
00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:40,774
do we have any chance
for reconciliation?
453
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:47,031
I'm sorry, Lilith, but no.
454
00:20:47,132 --> 00:20:50,568
I just can't go
through this again.
455
00:20:54,707 --> 00:20:57,075
I understand.
456
00:20:57,142 --> 00:21:00,344
And I'll respect your wishes.
457
00:21:02,147 --> 00:21:06,383
Frasier, you know, I hadn't
realized just how deeply
458
00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:09,787
I'd wounded you
until I heard what you said to Louis.
459
00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:14,325
All I can say is
please don't hate me forever.
460
00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:20,982
I'll check into a hotel.
461
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:26,153
Maybe we can meet
tomorrow and sort out
462
00:21:26,221 --> 00:21:30,108
the...... divorce proceedings.
463
00:21:32,978 --> 00:21:35,679
I think that would be best.
464
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:49,143
What's that sound?
465
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,848
Sounds like she's got a pretzel
stuck in her throat.
466
00:21:56,535 --> 00:21:58,268
As hard as it may be to believe,
467
00:21:58,337 --> 00:22:02,239
that is the sound
of my wife... sobbing.
468
00:22:06,644 --> 00:22:09,747
Hey, say something, will you?
469
00:22:09,748 --> 00:22:11,049
Just make her stop.
470
00:22:13,886 --> 00:22:15,887
I'll handle this.
471
00:22:15,954 --> 00:22:19,857
Now, Lilith, I'm just
gonna say this once,
472
00:22:19,858 --> 00:22:20,925
so hear me.
473
00:22:22,327 --> 00:22:24,595
No matter how much you sob,
474
00:22:24,663 --> 00:22:28,700
no matter how much you plead,
475
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,502
we are not going to Venus.
476
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:34,788
Oh, Frasier!
477
00:22:34,823 --> 00:22:36,507
Welcome home, Lilith.
478
00:22:36,575 --> 00:22:37,625
Oh!
479
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,860
Boy, that's beautiful.
480
00:22:39,928 --> 00:22:43,097
Start pouring, Wood.
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