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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hi, this is Cheers.
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Well, it isn't actually Cheers,
it's Woody Boyd.
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Cheers is actually the bar,
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and as such,
it couldn't be expected to talk.
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Woody, start again.
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Why? I'm doing fine.
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Anyway, uh, there's no one here
to take your call right now.
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Well, actually,
if you called right now,
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we could take your call,
but if you call when you're...
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Woody, would you cut it out?
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It's sounding stupid.
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I am not.
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W-W-Why do you always treat me
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like I don't know
what I'm doing?
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It sounds stupid, Woody.
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It does not.
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Hi, Sam, this is Woody.
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Uh, I guess you were right.
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It does sound stupid.
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I'll change it tomorrow.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You wanna go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Hey, everybody.
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How's it going?
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Hey, Norm, look at this.
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I just got myself
a brand-new video camera.
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Ooh, nice one.
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Looks kind of expensive.
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Oh, yeah, it is, it is,
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but it-it'll pay for
itself in no time at all.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Yeah, I plan to stage
some footage for those programs,
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you know, like
America's Funniest Home Videos,
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Rescue 911, Nightline,
stuff like that.
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Cliff, I don't think
Nightline is staged.
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You are so naive.
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Good afternoon, everybody.
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Hey, Doc. Hey.
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So, what's new?
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Got a message
for you here, Fras.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Shauna called you.
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Now, settle down, class.
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Shauna is my secretary.
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My temporary secretary.
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She's all of 21 years old,
for God's sake.
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Come on, stop it, you guys.
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Have a little class, will you?
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So you going to try and bag her?
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No, I am not.
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Although it's not entirely
out of the realm of reality.
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It does seem that the lass
has a... a thing, for Dr. Crane.
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Good for you.
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Well, I mean, after all,
it's not so hard to believe.
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I've been keeping myself
in pretty good shape.
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You know, I've been
Nordic Tracking it every night.
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Don't you worry, Peter.
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Your parents' 50th
anniversary party will go off
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without a hitch.
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We'll provide
everything you need...
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the food, the drinks, the
decorations, the works.
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Sign here.
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I can't thank you enough
for all your help.
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Good, then we'll see
you on Sunday afternoon.
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You'll find every
detail will be perfect.
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Terrific, now all I
need is a photographer.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, hey.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Excuse me, there, buddy boy.
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I, uh, couldn't help overhearing
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that you're looking
for a photographer?
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That's right.
Well, you are in luck.
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I'm Clifford Clavin,
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one of the best camcorder
jockeys in all of Boston.
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If you're in the video business,
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why are you dressed
as a mail-man?
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Costume party down at
the Directors Guild.
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Yeah.
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So, what do you say?
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You want me to do your
party for, for 50 clams?
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Sounds terrific.
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I guess I'm pretty lucky
to have run into you.
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Yeah. I'll see you on Sunday.
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Hey, you betcha.
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Huh, huh, huh?
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What do you think, Norm, huh?
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It's the beginning of a
whole new career there.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of which, uh,
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I could use an assistant
for my video endeavours.
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Uh, what do you say?
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I could start you off
at 20, uh, 15 bucks.
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15 bucks?
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I could use the money.
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I've got to get Vera
a Christmas present.
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Uh, Christmas was
a couple of weeks ago.
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Oh, my.
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Hi, Dr. Crane.
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Oh, hello, Shauna.
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You, uh, left some papers
on your desk,
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and they looked important,
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so I thought
I'd bring them over.
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Well, you didn't really...
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I mean, these weren't
that important.
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There's no need, uh,
these could have waited.
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Oh, I-I don't mind.
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I-I wasn't doing
anything anyway,
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and besides,
it gives me a chance
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to see you
outside of the office.
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I think you look
even better in here.
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Yes, uh, dank
basements flatter me.
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Oh, Dr. Crane.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Well, yes, go right ahead.
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Well, this is probably
against the rules,
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but would you be
at all interested in,
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you know,
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seeing each other
outside the office sometime?
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Uh, well, uh,
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oh, uh,
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gosh, Shauna, I, uh, you
know, I'm-I'm terribly busy,
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and of course there
is my son to think of.
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Oh, hey, listen,
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I-I don't want to make you
feel uncomfortable.
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Um, tell you what.
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Let me just go check and see
if you have any messages,
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and then I'll be on my way.
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Are you crazy?
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Did I just hear you turn
down a date with that girl?
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Come on, man, reel her in.
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Oh, Sam, you don't seem
to understand.
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Look, I just came
off a seven-year marriage.
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It's hard to...
think of replacing Lilith.
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Just go to the morgue
and open any drawer.
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Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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I'm not, I'm not saying you
got to replace the corp...
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replace Lilith.
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All I'm saying is, you know,
ask-ask her out on a date.
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Well, perhaps...
i-in a few days maybe.
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No, come on, do it now.
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Ask her right this sec...
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I tell you, if you don't,
I'm gonna ask her out.
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You got one minute on
the old Sammy clock.
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All right, by George,
I'll do it right this minute.
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Attaboy.
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Frasier Crane
is back in the game.
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No messages.
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Uh, Shauna, uh,
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what you were saying before, uh,
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about our seeing
each other, um...
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Well, uh, to put it this way,
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uh, about, you know,
you and me, uh...
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You got about 30 seconds.
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Would you really like
to go out with me?
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You bet I would.
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You know, uh, I have an idea.
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Instead of going out,
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why don't you come
over to my place
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for dinner on Sunday night?
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Uh, your place?
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Uh, well, I'd be delighted.
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Uh, can I bring anything-
a dessert maybe?
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Oh, no, Dr. Crane.
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Don't bring dessert.
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I'll take care of that.
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You're going to get dessert!
You're going to get dessert!
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I told you we're closed.
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It's a private party.
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Employees only.
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Please.
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I'll tell them I own the place.
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I do it all the time.
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For the last time, go home!
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Ow!
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Carla, will you stop being
rude to the customers?
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It was Paul.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't
see through the glass.
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Okay, here we are, Frederick.
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Hey.
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It's my pal Freddy.
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Go to your Uncle Sammy there.
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Here we go. Oh, Sam.
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Listen, I can't thank you
enough for volunteering
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to fill in
when the babysitter cancelled.
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I mean, if you hadn't offered,
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I wouldn't be able
to see Sauna tonight.
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I mean, I mean... Shauna.
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Wow, boy,
there's a slip for you!
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Aw, it's my pleasure.
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You're looking good, Freddy.
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Okay, now, I brought
some of his toys here.
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We've got his,
uh, his choo-choo.
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Hmm.
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And his blankey. Mm-hmm.
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And his toy soldier.
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Here you go. Ooh, cool.
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And, uh-well, let's see...
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bag full of educational crap
that Lilith got him.
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Ah.
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And his, uh, favourite book
The Runaway Bunny.
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You keep that book away from me.
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How come, Carla?
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I have eight kids.
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I've read that book
a thousand times,
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and every time I read it,
I bawl like a baby.
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Oh, no kidding.
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"Once there was a little bunny
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Stop it. No, stop it.
"who wanted to run away..."
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Stop it!
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
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Frasier, can I take
Freddy a minute?
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Well, of course.
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You remember Auntie Rebecca?
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Hello. Good boy, Frederick.
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Yeah, take them both,
take them both.
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There you go. Thank you.
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All right, Sam, now listen,
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here's a list of numbers.
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Here's, uh, my beeper.
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This is, uh, Shauna's house.
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And this is Lilith
at the eco-pod.
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They got a telephone
at the eco-pod?
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Well, no, it's just
for emergencies,
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but, uh, listen, call her,
yank her chain for me.
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I won't have a chance
to do it tonight.
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I'll see if I can get to it.
Thanks. Oh, and, uh,
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one other thing I need
to discuss with you.
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Very important,
uh, in, uh, private.
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Could you just join
me in the men's room?
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In the men's room?
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That's a little weird, isn't it?
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Oh, Sam, get your head
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out of the seventh grade
for God's sake!
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We're just two men having
a private conversation.
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All right, okay.
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Well, don't go in with me!
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How would that look?!
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Oh!
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All right, hey, there you are.
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Okay, everybody, just relax.
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Don't mind me.
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Pretend like I'm not here.
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There you are.
Everything's all set.
258
00:10:37,979 --> 00:10:40,113
I took the liberty of making
name tags for everybody.
259
00:10:40,114 --> 00:10:42,415
See? Hello, my name's Rebecca.
260
00:10:42,449 --> 00:10:45,485
And this one is for you, Peter.
261
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,453
And your name is?
262
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,739
We're all family.
263
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,540
We know each other's names.
264
00:10:50,575 --> 00:10:52,743
Well, let me make one
out for you anyway.
265
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,211
B-I-T-C...
266
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,832
Come on, man.
I got a party out here!
267
00:10:58,833 --> 00:10:59,967
All right, Sam, please.
268
00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:02,269
This is very important.
269
00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,453
What do you think?
270
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,672
Oh, it's super.
271
00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,540
Really?
272
00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:24,507
Oh, you're ser...?
273
00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:26,609
Oh, I'm... no, I'm sorry.
274
00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:29,079
No, uh... oh, I can't
lie to you, man.
275
00:11:29,113 --> 00:11:30,380
This is just, uh...
276
00:11:30,414 --> 00:11:32,983
Well, it's-it's not you.
277
00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:34,884
Damn, you know...
278
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:37,354
It looked so good
on the Styrofoam head.
279
00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:42,192
Oh, hell, Sam,
who am I trying to kid?
280
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:44,561
Oh, this is ridiculous.
281
00:11:44,595 --> 00:11:46,663
I'm gonna call
Shauna and cancel.
282
00:11:46,697 --> 00:11:48,064
Oh, well, wait a second.
283
00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:50,199
Wh-What are you doing, man?
She likes you.
284
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,635
Didn't you hear what she said?
285
00:11:51,636 --> 00:11:54,037
"Oh, no, Dr. Crane,
don't bring dessert.
286
00:11:54,071 --> 00:11:55,772
I'll take care of that."
287
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,561
Oh, I'm just... I'm just
too old to be dating.
288
00:12:01,562 --> 00:12:03,613
Oh, stop it! Come on,
you were a ladies man
289
00:12:03,614 --> 00:12:05,681
before you met Lilith,
weren't you? Well, yeah.
290
00:12:05,682 --> 00:12:06,816
Yeah, you were!
291
00:12:06,817 --> 00:12:07,784
Hey, look at that. Look at that.
292
00:12:07,785 --> 00:12:09,552
You are a good-lookin' man.
293
00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:12,372
Well, I'm not exactly a...
a dog.
294
00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:16,792
Come on. Go over there,
enjoy yourself.
295
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,457
You know, all you've
got to do is
296
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,497
bring a little champagne,
some flowers,
297
00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:21,831
sweet talk her a little bit.
298
00:12:21,832 --> 00:12:24,034
Before you know it,
it's time to go home.
299
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:26,236
Or maybe, you don't go home.
300
00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:28,238
You know what I mean?
301
00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,839
Is that the way, uh,
most dates go for you, Sam?
302
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,174
No, now come on,
now, don't do that.
303
00:12:31,175 --> 00:12:32,475
See, this is not a test.
304
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,680
You're not expected
to perform at my level.
305
00:12:36,497 --> 00:12:38,448
The thing is just to...
306
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:41,117
enjoy myself, as myself.
307
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,252
Yes.
308
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:45,922
Okay. Thanks, Sam. Yeah, yeah.
309
00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,324
Now, Frasier Crane...
310
00:12:48,358 --> 00:12:50,660
is gonna go get some
before it gets cold.
311
00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:56,966
Oh...
Everything okay in here, Sam?
312
00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:58,301
Yeah, yeah, no problem just, uh,
313
00:12:58,302 --> 00:13:00,302
you know, I had to help
Frasier out with something.
314
00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:03,874
We've got bigger problems, Sam.
315
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,459
Those things are back!
316
00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:33,903
Well, come on in, Dr. Crane.
317
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,105
Dinner's on the table.
318
00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:37,373
How old are you, like, 90?
319
00:13:48,677 --> 00:13:53,107
Okay, so this button's
the "on-off" button.
320
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:56,577
This, uh, this button here
makes it louder or softer.
321
00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:58,862
And these two buttons right here
322
00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:01,731
make everything
bluer or greener.
323
00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,200
Those two are my favourites.
324
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,402
Have a ball there.
325
00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:06,670
Poor kid.
326
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,406
Probably don't let him
watch enough TV at home.
327
00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:11,008
Yeah.
328
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,978
It's a wonder why some
people even have kids. Oh...
329
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,598
Great shot. Great shot.
330
00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:20,300
Oh! Hey, listen, ma'am,
331
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:21,902
would you mind holding
this in your lap
332
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,237
and just tilt it up
at an angle like that?
333
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,707
I want to do
a slow tracking shot.
334
00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:33,747
Hi, sexy.
335
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,849
What are you going to be
doing after work tonight?
336
00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:38,452
Trying to forget you
asked me that.
337
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,656
Well, you do great work.
338
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,991
Look for your, uh,
339
00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:47,094
credits in the end titles,
there, sweetheart.
340
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,932
Cliffie, what's this red
blinking light mean?
341
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,601
Oh, that means
the battery's dead.
342
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,935
All right, give me the spare.
343
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,670
I'll slap it in for you.
344
00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:59,295
Actually, I don't, I don't
have a spare there, Norm.
345
00:14:59,296 --> 00:15:01,575
Okay, uh, no problem,
just give me the power cord.
346
00:15:01,576 --> 00:15:03,110
We'll find an outlet.
347
00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:04,654
These come with power cords?
348
00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:08,349
What are you...?
What are you telling me?
349
00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:11,718
That this camera doesn't...
this camera is useless?
350
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:13,553
These people paid us
good money, Cliff.
351
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:14,754
What are we going to do?!
352
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,290
Relax, will you, Norm.
353
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,258
We'll-We'll figure
out some kind of a plan.
354
00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:20,328
Well, you'd better
come up with something.
355
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:21,996
All right, here.
Here's what we'll do. All right.
356
00:15:21,997 --> 00:15:25,265
We'll just carry on and film
as though nothing's wrong.
357
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:26,767
We'll pretend
the camera's working.
358
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:29,386
Then in a couple of days
when they call us for the film,
359
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,257
we'll say,
"We dropped it in the mail.
360
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:32,532
It must have gotten lost."
361
00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:36,076
All right? We got the 50 bucks,
362
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:37,445
nobody's the wiser.
363
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:39,746
Great, great, as long
as you have a plan.
364
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,815
Norm, you know,
in a couple of weeks,
365
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,183
nobody here's gonna remember
366
00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:45,519
some stupid
anniversary party. Yeah.
367
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,739
Attention, everyone!
368
00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:52,309
I've waited
50 years to say this.
369
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,376
Wait a minute, Dad.
370
00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:54,612
Say it into the camera.
371
00:15:54,646 --> 00:15:57,047
We want to preserve
this moment forever.
372
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:59,383
Hey, guys, come on over!
373
00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:05,389
Okay, coming right up!
Come on, Norm.
374
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:09,126
Let's go capture this
moment on video tape.
375
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:11,762
I-I don't know
why it's taken me so long
376
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,330
to say this to you kids,
377
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:16,266
but I love you,
378
00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:19,036
every one of you.
379
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,910
Cliff, you've got to tell them.
380
00:16:26,911 --> 00:16:28,829
It's not my fault
the guy took 50 years
381
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,915
to tell his kids he loved them.
382
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,218
I mean, what kind
of father is that anyway?
383
00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:37,554
All right, so there was
one moment in the whole thing.
384
00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:38,789
Big whoops.
385
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,557
I mean, you know, with all
the drinking and yelling,
386
00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:42,126
nobody's gonna
remember anything.
387
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,295
Grandma! Grandpa!
388
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,765
I flew 34 hours
389
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,599
in a marine cargo
plane to get here.
390
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:51,718
But it's worth it all
just to say,
391
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,787
"Happy Anniversary, I love you!"
392
00:16:58,009 --> 00:17:01,262
Oh, Terry, my baby boy!
393
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,663
Thank God we're getting
this on tape!
394
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,749
Yeah, thank God.
395
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,401
My God, Terry.
They wouldn't tell us
396
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,336
if you were alive or dead.
397
00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:11,705
There's one thing
that kept me alive.
398
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,907
I was thinking about
coming home to you.
399
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:15,476
Oh! Oh!
400
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,828
All right, Cliff, come on.
401
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,095
What are we gonna do here?
402
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,330
You got to tell them.
403
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,498
All right, look, look everybody.
404
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,034
My boss here has
an announcement to make.
405
00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:27,504
Uh, yeah, everybody.
406
00:17:27,539 --> 00:17:29,606
I've got to go on my break.
407
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,575
My assistant will take over.
408
00:17:32,723 --> 00:17:35,445
All right, now, let's, uh,
409
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,214
squeeze in tight everybody.
410
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,260
So...
411
00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:52,696
you're, uh, Shauna's family.
412
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,464
You know, when Shauna
invited me for dinner,
413
00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:56,199
she didn't mention
that we'd be having dinner
414
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,869
with her whole family.
415
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,009
Interestingly enough,
many young people today
416
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,077
are choosing to move
back in with their parents.
417
00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:10,313
We call it the, uh,
"Full Nest Syndrome."
418
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:11,898
It wasn't her choice.
419
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,401
Well...
420
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:17,504
Shauna's made
some bad decisions.
421
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,624
She's not real good
on responsibility.
422
00:18:22,243 --> 00:18:24,044
Well, I must say that she, uh,
423
00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:27,280
she handled herself quite
well this week at my office.
424
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,783
Thank you, Dr. Crane. See?!
425
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:33,070
Oh, yeah, Doctor,
426
00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:35,538
I forgot I was getting
a professional opinion.
427
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,057
Where did you go to school?
428
00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,191
Harvard.
429
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,911
Well, la-di-da.
430
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:45,249
And is this what they taught
you at Harvard?
431
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,750
How to take advantage
of my daughter?
432
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,204
Sir, I am not taking advantage.
433
00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:52,922
I was merely invited for an
innocent little dinner.
434
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,958
Oh? Just "an innocent
little dinner"?
435
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,260
Mind if I check your wallet?
436
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,194
There's no need for that!
437
00:19:02,032 --> 00:19:03,734
I don't like this, Shauna.
438
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,269
But why not, Daddy?
439
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,870
Isn't this the kind
of guy that you always
440
00:19:06,871 --> 00:19:08,104
wanted me to date?
441
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,573
Is this the choice you give me?
442
00:19:09,574 --> 00:19:12,343
Either some silver-spoon egghead
or that hippy?
443
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:13,860
Why are you bringing up Rick?
444
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:16,530
I thought I was
forbidden to see Rick.
445
00:19:18,316 --> 00:19:20,317
"Rick"?
446
00:19:20,402 --> 00:19:21,952
That's her old boyfriend.
447
00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,253
Okay, I get it.
448
00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:25,656
All right, thank you,
Shauna, for inviting me to be
449
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:26,923
a little pawn in your game.
450
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,592
Now, if you'll excuse
me, I'll just be going.
451
00:19:28,593 --> 00:19:30,494
Oh, no, please stay, Dr. Crane.
452
00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:31,928
Everything is fine.
453
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,865
Everything is just fine.
454
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,766
Uh, Tater Tots?
455
00:19:38,169 --> 00:19:40,170
I don't know
why he likes Shauna.
456
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:42,439
She's only big up there,
'cause she stuffs.
457
00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:44,324
Shut up, Todd!
458
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,164
He would have found out,
459
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,912
in, like, a year.
460
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,298
Make him shut up!
461
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:55,602
And whom else have we invited
462
00:19:55,637 --> 00:19:57,504
for dinner, tonight, Shauna?
463
00:19:57,505 --> 00:19:59,122
If I'm right and this is in fact
464
00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:01,293
the worst night of my life,
it would be Rick.
465
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,209
Well, you know that drop-out's
466
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,611
not allowed in this house.
467
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,363
Shauna!
468
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,847
Rick!
469
00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:09,816
You came for me.
470
00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:11,551
You really do love me.
471
00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:13,637
Oh, please.
472
00:20:13,639 --> 00:20:15,389
That's it,
I'm calling the police.
473
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,341
Daddy, why can't you like Rick?
474
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,309
Can't you see that
we're in love?
475
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,110
Don't you run out on me, Shauna!
476
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:22,278
I'm your father!
477
00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:23,497
Don't lock that door.
478
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:25,198
Don't lock that door.
Don't lock that door.
479
00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:29,035
I think I'll just be going now.
480
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:32,606
Why? Everything is just fine.
481
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,408
It's just fine.
482
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:39,128
Now, who's got room for dessert?
483
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:50,140
So I guess, Freddy, uh,
484
00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:51,808
you know what they're
saying is that wherever
485
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:55,645
the baby bunny goes,
the mommy bunny is...
486
00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:58,715
is there waiting for
him to take care of him.
487
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,181
I guess I, uh,
must have touched my eye
488
00:21:02,186 --> 00:21:04,487
with some of that, uh,
salt from the peanuts.
489
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,959
Me, too.
490
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,127
That's it, yeah.
491
00:21:10,128 --> 00:21:11,228
Let's do the good-byes now.
492
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,796
Wave, yes.
493
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,764
See you later. Had a good time.
494
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,789
We're gonna need
a lot of copies of this.
495
00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:18,701
Oh, yes, sir.
Well, you'll get 'em.
496
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,786
All right, sir.
497
00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:21,838
You'll get those copies,
all right.
498
00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:23,941
We're going to jail, Norm.
499
00:21:23,975 --> 00:21:25,075
What do you mean "we"?
500
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,310
I'm only the assistant here.
501
00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:31,832
Everybody,
I have something to say.
502
00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:34,117
I want you all to know that
503
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:38,721
you have given me the strength
to do this.
504
00:21:53,254 --> 00:21:55,139
This is too much, Cliff.
505
00:21:55,173 --> 00:21:58,308
Either you tell them
now, or I'm going to.
506
00:21:58,343 --> 00:22:00,611
Yeah, well, I guess I'd better
507
00:22:00,645 --> 00:22:02,479
before Bigfoot walks in here
508
00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:05,382
and starts singing
"The Anniversary Waltz."
509
00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:08,702
I guess if you give me the tape,
we'll be going.
510
00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:11,655
Oh! So you want
the tape right now?
511
00:22:11,689 --> 00:22:14,324
Uh, I tell you what,
how about if I take
512
00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:16,026
a shot from up here,
one last shot.
513
00:22:16,027 --> 00:22:18,028
Norm, uh...
Everybody, over here!
514
00:22:18,062 --> 00:22:19,963
Turn this way, uh...
515
00:22:19,998 --> 00:22:21,965
let me see those
pearly whites, huh?
516
00:22:21,999 --> 00:22:23,366
Okay, everybody smile.
517
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,035
Okay, we'll just
back it up here, Norm.
518
00:22:25,036 --> 00:22:26,170
Back it up.
519
00:22:26,171 --> 00:22:28,105
Open the door, Norm.
520
00:22:28,106 --> 00:22:29,840
Okay, back it up. That's good.
521
00:22:29,841 --> 00:22:31,275
Okay, I'm just gonna back it up.
522
00:22:31,276 --> 00:22:33,427
Everybody wave, yeah.
523
00:22:33,461 --> 00:22:34,794
Run like hell!
524
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,676
Yahtzee!
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