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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Hi, Dr. Crane.
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Hello, Woody.
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Set me up, will you?
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Coming right up.
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Boy, you know,
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no matter how many times
I come in here,
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I can't get over
how silly you look
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in that
ridiculous outfit.
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Really?
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I kind of like it.
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People treat me with
a little more respect.
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And there's
another bonus.
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Saves me that
couple extra hours
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I used to spend
every morning
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picking out a shirt.
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Yes, that can be
very time consuming.
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Whatever happened
to the good old days?
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Everything
was better.
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Sam still owned the bar.
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He wasn't out
circumnavigating the globe.
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Yonder sat Diane
with a book.
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Norm and Cliff were permanent
fixtures in this place.
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God, how I miss
those hail-fellows-well-met.
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Where has it gone, Woody?
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Oh, hey, come
on, Dr. Crane.
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It'll be all right.
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Will it?
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"Oh, death in life,
the days that are no more."
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Who said that?
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Who said what?
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"Oh, death in life,
the days that are no more."
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You did.
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No, no, you see,
I mean who said it first?
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Y-You said it both times.
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You know, you're right, Woody.
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Some things never change.
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Especially the simple ones.
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And don't you forget it.
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¶ Making your way
in the world today ¶
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¶ Takes everything you've got
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¶ Taking a break
from all your worries ¶
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¶ Sure would help a lot
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¶ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ¶
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¶ Sometimes you want to go
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¶ Where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ And they're always glad
you came ¶
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¶ You want to be
where you can see ¶
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¶ Our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ¶
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¶ You want to go
where people know ¶
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¶ People are all the same
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¶ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ¶
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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Well, that was it, Woody.
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Last chance; I'm out of here.
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You caught them
by surprise.
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I'm telling you,
they'll get it.
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Woody, new crowd's
a bunch of stiffs, okay?
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They're never going
to get it.
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Hey, Woody.
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Hey, Eddie.
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How you doing?
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Good, how are you?
Good. You know,
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I passed Norm Peterson
on the stairs.
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He didn't give me
the time of day.
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Oh, it's 3:15.
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Thanks.
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Well, would you like a drink,
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or did you just
drop in for the time?
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Now that you mentioned it.
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Say, is, uh, Carla around?
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She said
she wanted to talk to me.
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Said it was real important, eh?
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She just went upstairs.
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She'll be back down
in a minute.
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Good.
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Well, we haven't seen
you for a while, eh?
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Yeah, you know, Carla and I
kind of drifted apart.
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I don't know,
I haven't seen her in months.
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The usual?
You bet, Woody.
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Good memory.
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Thanks.
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What is your usual?
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Uh, just give me a beer.
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Coming right up.
Sam around?
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Oh, didn't you hear?
No.
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Sam sold the bar to
some big corporation.
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Bought a boat.
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He's sailing around
the world with it.
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Hey, well, good for Sam.
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Thought he was supposed
to get married.
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Well, Miss Chambers
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went off to write her book,
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only that didn't work out,
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and last we heard,
she was out in Hollywood
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trying to write for TV.
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I'll bet whatever
she comes up with,
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it'll be pretty
darn good.
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I bet it will.
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Oh, Eddie?
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Hey, Carla.
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What did you want
to talk to me about?
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Okay, see ya.
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Yeah, see ya, Eddie.
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So, Carla,
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what did Eddie say
about his impending fatherhood?
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He wants
to think about it.
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Mmm.
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Well, my guess
is he'll do
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exactly what I or any
normal, red-blooded men
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would do in
this situation.
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On the other hand,
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you might actually
hear from him again.
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No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
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Come on, am I the only cut-up
left in this morgue?
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Come on!
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Remember the old days
when things were fun?
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Do you remember when the bar
was brimming with scamps,
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and atop every barstool
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perched an irrepressible
Merry-Andrew?
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You remember that, Sam?
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Oh, my God, Sam!
Sam!
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Sam, you're back!
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Ah, yeah, you
bet I'm back.
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Oh, look at... Woody!
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Hey, man, how are you?!
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Good.
Whoo! Look at this.
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Hey, everybody.
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Who are these people?
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Things just aren't the same
anymore, Sam.
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Boy, yeah, I'll say.
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Can't believe the number
of changes around here.
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Thank God
you're still pregnant, huh?
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Yeah.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Everybody but Eddie LeBec.
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Eddie.
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Yeah. You thirsty?
I'll get you a seltzer.
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Yeah, get me
something to drink here.
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Sam, what happened
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to your around-the-world sail?
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Well, it kind of lost
some of its appeal, Woody,
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after I sank.
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Sank? Where?
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Somewhere in the Caribbean.
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Well, you must
feel terrible.
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Well, no, not really.
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You know,
a lot of good came out of it.
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I discovered a reef
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that nobody
had ever heard of,
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and even named it after me.
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"No Brains Atoll."
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Maybe you two
should start calling each other
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in the morning.
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Sammy,
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it's part of
the new regime.
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They're running this joint
like a military outfit.
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Well, that's too bad.
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Oh, no,
look at that.
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What happened
to my photograph?
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Never mind;
now you're back,
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you can buy
back the bar,
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things can be
the way they were.
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I don't have enough money
to buy back an ice cube.
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But anyway, you know, hey,
I just want to work here.
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If I can't
be the boss,
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I can at least be the
highest-paid employee.
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Yeah, well, I don't know.
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We got two bartenders
already, Sam.
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You're kidding. Who?
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Well, hold onto
your sides.
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I'm going to introduce you
to Mr. Chucklepuss.
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Hey, Wayne.
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Sam...
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this is Wayne;
Wayne, Sam Malone.
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How do you do?
Hello.
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Sorry, Wayne, but Sam is going
to take over your job.
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Yeah, well,
there's no reason
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why you can't hang around
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and be a relief bartender.
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I'm hardly a
relief bartender.
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know, uh, Wayne
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has bored the hell
out of people
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in some of the finest bars
and restaurants in Boston.
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And as he'd be the
first one to tell you,
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he can make any
drink known to man.
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Oh, is that right?
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Try me.
Okay.
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Um, a moonbeam.
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With or without
curaçao?
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Serendipity, neat.
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That only comes with ice.
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Saddleback.
Onion or olive?
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Both. Stick 'em
in your nostrils.
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Well, that's all right.
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What the hell, I'll
just come at this
from another angle.
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Uh, who's, uh,
who's running the show now?
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Oh, no, no, I-I wouldn't
approach it that way.
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No, this new manager
eats live sharks for breakfast.
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Ah, but don't go by me.
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I've hated every boss
I've ever had.
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How can you say that?
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I was your boss.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, I was; come on.
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Anyway,
I really hate her.
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"Her"? Whoa-- a woman?
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Oh, is she married?
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Who'd marry her?
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An unmarried woman.
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Might take me all of five
minutes to get my job back.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Why? What?
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Oh, no, what, is she
one of those pasty-faced
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little business school
graduates with thick glasses
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and her hair pulled back
so tight
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she hears through her eyes--
one of those?
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She's coming right now.
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Why don't you be
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the judge of that?
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Watch this.
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I came up
with a few new grabbers
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while I was out at sea.
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Mm-boo-ah.
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Miss Rebecca Howe,
Sam Malone.
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Sam, Rebecca Howe.
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How do you do?
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Ah-voo-ah.
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And to you.
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If you'll excuse me.
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Boy, you know,
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she's almost as great-looking
as I am.
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Almost.
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Gee, I wonder what
she'll make me for breakfast?
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Miss Tortelli, you have
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a couple of customers
in the corner
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that look like they're on
the verge of a good time.
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You better hurry over there
and put your usual stop to it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Good afternoon,
Miss Howe.
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Hello, Woody.
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I mean Wayne.
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Did you lose
your name tag again?
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Yeah.
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But I found my pants.
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Keep up the good work,
Woody.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um, I want to apologize
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for my behavior
back there.
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I was led astray.
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Somebody told me that you were
kind of a schnauzer.
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Uh-- Sam Malone.
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Yes. Yes.
You're the gentleman
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that used to
own this bar.
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Well, I heard you were
sailing around the world.
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Well, I was going
to do that, but, uh,
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something
kept pulling me back here,
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and I just couldn't figure out
what it was, till now.
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Which reminds me
of the other thing
I heard about you.
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Oh, no...
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Wait, let me set
the record straight here.
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There have been
a lot of ridiculous,
266
00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,630
unbelievable rumors
about my sexual prowess.
267
00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:11,230
I just want to tell you
that most of them
268
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,830
are right on the money.
269
00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:14,230
You know, Mr. Malone,
270
00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,730
we've known each other
only seconds,
271
00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:18,830
and I'm already tired of you.
272
00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:21,330
Uh, w-w-wait
a minute,
273
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,730
wait a minute.
274
00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:23,830
I know
you think you've had
275
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,030
just about enough excitement
for one day,
276
00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:27,430
but there's more.
277
00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:30,630
I'm back... and I'm ready
to jump behind the bar.
278
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,830
We're fully staffed,
Mr. Malone.
279
00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:34,230
Jump somewhere else.
280
00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,730
Uh, well, hold on a second.
281
00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:38,230
Can't we, uh,
can't we discuss this?
282
00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:39,530
We just did.
283
00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,530
No, no, no,
I meant someplace private
284
00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:43,730
where we could
slip out of our things
285
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,930
and say howdy.
286
00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:46,630
I don't know
287
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,930
if I find
your come-ons
288
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,430
disgusting or
merely pathetic.
289
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:51,230
I do know you're
giving me a headache
290
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,430
behind the eyes.
291
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:55,330
It feels like
a little insect
292
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:57,730
boring into my brain.
293
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:01,430
Oh...!
294
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,830
You didn't knock.
295
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,530
Habit.
296
00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:11,230
Oh, my God.
297
00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:12,930
Boy, this place
doesn't even look
298
00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,230
like my office anymore.
299
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,530
Thank you; it wasn't easy.
300
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:17,830
How could you do this?
301
00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:19,830
I mean,
you-you took away all the...
302
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,730
all the charm,
all the warmth.
303
00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:24,030
Where's Dave?
304
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,230
"Dave"?
305
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:28,130
My moose head.
306
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,130
I set him free.
307
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:35,230
If he really loves you,
he'll come back.
308
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,330
This is, uh,
a lot of changes to absorb
309
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,930
in such a short time here.
310
00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,430
Would you just get out of here?
311
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:44,730
Oh, hey, come on.
312
00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:45,930
Lighten up.
313
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,530
Running a bar
should be fun, you know?
314
00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:49,430
No, visiting a
bar should be fun.
315
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,030
Running a bar
is hard work.
316
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:54,030
Mr. Malone, I have had a great
deal of training and education
317
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:56,230
to get to this point,
and it's important to me
318
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:57,830
that I succeed;
that it succeed.
319
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,930
Well, in that case,
320
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,330
you're missing a great
opportunity here.
321
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,030
You see, having a sports
celebrity in the bar
322
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,430
is great for business.
323
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:07,630
I mean, you take a look
at your, uh...
324
00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:09,330
You take a look
at your, uh,
325
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,630
at your major places
in Atlantic City.
326
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,230
They got your Willie Mays,
327
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,730
your Mickey Mantle...
328
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,830
It seems
a critical difference here
329
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:19,030
is that I've heard
of those people.
330
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,430
Oh, now...
331
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:22,930
Wait a second here.
332
00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:24,830
You know, a lot of people
may not know this,
333
00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:26,830
but I happen to be
quite famous.
334
00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,630
Well, I don't care if
you're famous or not--
335
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:32,930
I don't need a bartender.
336
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,330
But you're
perfectly welcome
337
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,030
to come here
as a patron anytime.
338
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:37,330
And I personally
guarantee
339
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,330
you'll be treated
with every courtesy.
340
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,430
Unless you're waited on
by Miss Tortelli.
341
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:44,130
Now, if you don't mind...
342
00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:47,830
Wait-wait a second here.
343
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,330
Um...
344
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,430
I sold this bar
345
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,430
because it had a lot of, uh,
346
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,930
bad memories for me.
347
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:57,030
But once I got away from it,
348
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,130
I realized that it had
349
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,430
a lot of good memories, too.
350
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,230
Mr. Malone, I really...
351
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,730
Please, please listen.
352
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,730
I'm not enjoying this, either.
353
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,030
There was, uh, one memory
354
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:08,830
in particular that
355
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,530
I have been
trying to shake.
356
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:13,330
See, I was, uh,
357
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:15,030
I was afraid
that I was gonna
358
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,930
walk in here
today, and, uh...
359
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,830
see her face
everywhere I looked,
360
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,530
but instead, what I saw was
361
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:23,030
all these silly changes
you made in here.
362
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,530
I happen to think it's...
363
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,130
No, no, I mean,
it was good.
364
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,030
It helped me.
365
00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,930
Look, what I'm trying to say is,
366
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:32,030
uh, this place
is the closest thing
367
00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,830
I have to a real home.
368
00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:36,030
I want to come back.
369
00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:38,330
Please.
370
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:42,230
I'm very sorry, Mr. Malone.
371
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,830
I wish that I could help.
372
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,630
I see.
373
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,930
Wait a minute.
374
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,930
I guess we could use
375
00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:02,030
another relief bartender
a couple of nights a week.
376
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,430
Well, it's a start.
377
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,930
I appreciate that.
378
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,030
Don't mention it.
379
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,330
You've had some tough breaks.
380
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,330
Oh, not so bad really.
381
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,730
You lost the bar.
382
00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,630
And now you tell me
that's your home.
383
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:17,030
You lost your girlfriend.
384
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:19,530
And I guess you were
some sort of an athlete
385
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,630
who's having
386
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:24,530
a lot of trouble
getting over it.
387
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:26,830
Anyway,
388
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,330
I just hope working here
389
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:33,930
can help fill a little
of the emptiness.
390
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:40,730
Yeah, well, I'm sure it will.
391
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,730
Thanks again.
392
00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:47,230
You're not doing this
out of pity, are you?
393
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,430
Pity?
394
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,630
Well, yeah. I...
395
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:51,830
I can't take this job
if it's just pity.
396
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,830
It's not just pity.
There are other things.
397
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:54,930
Oh. Well, good.
398
00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,130
Like what?
399
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,430
Like...
400
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,630
It's pity.
401
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,130
Just pity?
402
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,830
Just pity.
403
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,230
No respect?
404
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:11,430
No.
405
00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:15,830
No personal value?
406
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,830
Do you like my shirt?
407
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,230
Actually, that's a great shirt.
408
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,130
Well, you know
what they say.
409
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,830
Uh, pity and a nice shirt,
410
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,930
and the world's
your oyster, huh?
411
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,730
Well, uh, I got the job.
412
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:34,930
All right.
Wow!
413
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,130
Great.
414
00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:38,830
Well, it's-it's only
part time, you know.
415
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,730
I mean, you do
have two bartenders.
416
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,730
Yeah, well,
maybe not for long.
417
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,430
I've already launched
418
00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:47,030
"Operation Wayne
Down the Dwain."
419
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,130
Our boys are in the air.
420
00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,230
What do you mean?
421
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:53,330
Wha...
422
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,630
Cheers.
423
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,530
Mr. Malone, will you
fill out this W-4 form
424
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,830
and return it to me?
You bet.
425
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,030
Mr. Drake for you.
426
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,930
Give it to me.
No, wait a minute.
427
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,530
I'll get it in my office.
428
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,730
I locked myself out.
429
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,230
No, I didn't.
430
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,830
Well, so much
for her dress shield.
431
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,530
Why?
432
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:16,930
Who-who's this, uh...
433
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,230
who's this Drake guy?
434
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:21,130
He's vice president of the
corporation you sold out to,
435
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,830
and she's got a third-degree
case of the hots for him,
436
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,830
and he doesn't know she's alive.
437
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,630
Yeah, I have my
doubts myself.
438
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,230
Mm.
439
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,130
Hey, Carla, you
used to, uh,
440
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:34,030
listen in on my
phone conversations.
441
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:36,230
Never. I'm insulted.
442
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,430
Show me how to
do it, will you?
443
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,830
Just press that third button,
444
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,030
pick up the receiver.
445
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,630
Well, no, I have not sent
that statement over yet,
446
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,230
but I'll send it right away.
447
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,430
No, it's no problem,
I love you.
448
00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,230
I mean, I'd love to.
449
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:55,030
I'd love to.
450
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:59,130
Oh, by the way,
I hired a new relief bartender.
451
00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,930
Kind of a sad case, really.
452
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:03,430
Sam Malone.
Used to play for the Red...
453
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:06,930
Yes, that's him.
454
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:10,830
Well, of course I tried
to get him full time.
455
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,730
Wonderful drawing card.
456
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,430
Yes, sir.
457
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,230
I'll sweeten the offer.
458
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:21,630
Of course.
459
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:22,930
Thank you.
460
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:24,630
Good-bye.
461
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,330
Rats.
462
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:33,630
Mr. Malone?
463
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,130
May I speak with you a moment?
464
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,330
Sure, what's up, Becky?
465
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,630
I've just been
in there thinking.
Mm-hmm.
466
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,530
You know, maybe I'm cutting off
467
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:49,230
the bar's association
with sports too quickly.
468
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,830
Oh, I don't know, Becks,
469
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,130
I think you were right
470
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,230
in the first place.
471
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,930
Besides, I, uh,
I don't think I could live
472
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,330
on a relief bartender's salary.
473
00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,330
Well, what if I
made you full time?
474
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,330
I don't think I could survive
475
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,630
on a full-time bartender's
paycheck, either.
476
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:07,830
Does that, uh, include
all the usual perks--
477
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,030
medical,
478
00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,230
dental,
479
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,430
horizontal?
480
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:17,230
Mr. Malone, we can
discuss the terms later.
481
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,430
The important thing
482
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,630
is that you come
back to work here.
483
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:23,730
Oh, I don't know.
484
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,530
Please.
485
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:29,930
Since you're
practically begging--
486
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:32,230
Ha!-- yeah, I guess
I could take the job.
487
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,930
Uh, you know, I'm gonna
488
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,030
hate the see Wayne
hit the streets.
489
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:37,130
Yes, I agree.
490
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,930
Woody, may I see you
in my office, please?
491
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,030
You bet, Miss Howe.
492
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,230
No, no, wait, uh,
no, not Woody.
493
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,830
Uh, what about Wayne?
494
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:48,130
I happen to think Wayne is
a very talented bartender.
495
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,430
I don't think he's so great.
496
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:50,930
No, Ms. Tortelli?
497
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,130
No.
498
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,630
I bet there are a lot of drinks
he doesn't know how to make.
499
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,630
Impossible.
500
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,330
I know every drink there is.
501
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,430
Oh, yeah?
502
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:03,130
I say that a customer is gonna
come into this bar tonight
503
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:05,630
and order a drink
you've never heard of.
504
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,430
No way, never happen.
505
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:10,830
Well, if it does,
506
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,530
will you take a hike?
507
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,630
All right.
508
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:14,630
And if I win?
509
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:17,630
Then you get Sam's sailboat.
510
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:20,630
Deal, Sam?
511
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,430
It's a deal.
512
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,330
You're on.
513
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,430
I love sailing.
514
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:27,830
Oh.
515
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,630
This looks like a nice,
friendly tavern.
516
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,330
Heck, I'll give it a chance.
517
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,530
Norm!
518
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,430
Not now, you idiot.
519
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,130
Yes, sir.
520
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:42,230
Let's see.
521
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,530
What do I
feel like today?
522
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:45,730
What am I in
the mood for?
523
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,630
I guess a, uh,
Screaming Viking'd do it.
524
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:49,530
Don't you, uh
525
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:51,330
mean a Laughing Swede?
526
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:52,930
No.
527
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,530
What's the matter, Wayne?
528
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,930
You heard the man.
529
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,230
That drink
does not exist.
530
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,830
There's been
many a morning
531
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,830
I wished to
God it hadn't.
532
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,930
I've never heard
of that drink,
533
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,430
and no one
else has, either.
534
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:10,830
This gentleman
made it up.
535
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,330
Do I have to take
my business else...
536
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,930
No, please, sir.
537
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,830
Excuse me, Miss Howe,
I can make that.
538
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,230
You want the cucumber bruised?
539
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,130
Slightly.
540
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:26,530
Shall I get your coat, Wayne?
541
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:29,330
There is no such thing
as a Screaming Viking.
542
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,830
I assure you, Miss Howe.
543
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,830
Screaming Viking
over here, please.
544
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,130
I don't know what's going on
here, but I've been a barten...
545
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,630
Bartender, make it two.
546
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:37,330
Coming right up.
547
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:38,730
Wait a minute!
548
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:39,830
There is no such drink
as a Screaming...
549
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,430
Uh, I think I'll have
a Screaming Viking.
550
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,030
Although, the, uh...
551
00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,030
the name itself
is a misnomer,
552
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,530
since the Vikings
were not actually
553
00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,530
the murderous plunder...
554
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,130
Would you shut up!
555
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:56,430
And welcome, stranger.
556
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:57,930
You know what I'm
in the mood for?
557
00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,830
Screaming Viking.
558
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,630
- Screaming Viking!
- Screaming Viking!
559
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:02,730
Yeah, Screaming Viking.
560
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:03,830
Screaming Viking!
Screaming Viking!
561
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,030
Miss Howe!
562
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,830
I'm sorry.
I gave it a shot.
563
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,930
But obviously,
I am not liked
564
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,730
by the customers
or the employees.
565
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,230
Screaming Viking!
566
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,730
I haven't been called that
since my honeymoon.
567
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,230
Mr. Malone?
568
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:22,430
May I see you in my office?
569
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,330
Yes, ma'am.
570
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:26,930
Whoo-hoo.
571
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,130
Here's to the best
Screaming Viking in town.
572
00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:53,730
Here you go.
573
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,330
What's this?
574
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,630
A severance check.
575
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,330
Please be a stranger.
576
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,630
Why? Wha...
577
00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,230
What did I do?
578
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,430
In baseball-ese, Mr. Malone,
579
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,730
you showed me up.
580
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:07,130
You and the rest
581
00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:08,330
of the katzenjammer kids.
582
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,530
Good-bye.
583
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:10,530
Now, wait a minute.
584
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,630
What about that conversation
you had with your, uh...
585
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:19,530
My what?
586
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,130
Your-your heart.
587
00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,330
Your heart.
588
00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:24,230
Y-You pity me.
589
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:27,130
You've spent your pity,
Mr. Malone.
590
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,030
Okay, fine.
591
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,530
Yeah, you know, I don't
want your pity, anyway.
592
00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:32,730
You know, I can live
without this job.
593
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:35,230
I'll find another way
of supporting myself.
594
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,830
And my mother.
595
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,730
I mean, now that
the doctor's only giving me
596
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,030
six months to live.
597
00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:43,930
Come on!
598
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,230
Please listen.
599
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,530
I swear to you, nothing like
this'll ever happen again.
600
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:50,530
Come on, a decent boss
would give me a second chance.
601
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:52,430
And I'll tell
you something, I...
602
00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:54,330
Don't say, "A guy would."
603
00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:57,330
I wasn't gonna say,
"A guy would."
604
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,130
But he would.
605
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,730
All right.
606
00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:03,230
I'll give you another chance.
607
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,830
All right, thank you.
Thank you.
608
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,730
But I want to make
something very clear.
609
00:23:06,830 --> 00:23:08,330
Okay.
610
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,930
You've just got
one chance left.
611
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,030
Mm-hmm.
612
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:13,130
And as far as
I'm concerned--
613
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,930
again, in baseball-ese--
614
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:16,430
it's the bottom of the ninth,
615
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:17,930
you've got two outs,
616
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,130
two strikes,
617
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:21,030
and no balls.
618
00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,930
Okay, all right.
619
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:27,630
I'm still at the plate,
though, right?
620
00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:28,730
Right.
621
00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:29,930
All right.
622
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:32,030
Now, I think Woody
would probably appreciate
623
00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:33,230
a little help out there.
624
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,030
Yes, ma'am.
625
00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:37,830
Can...
626
00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:40,030
Can I ask you
just one small favor?
627
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,130
What?
628
00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:43,230
Can I see you smile?
629
00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:45,430
Why?
630
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:47,130
You know, it'd just be
a friendly gesture,
631
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:48,630
to prove
there are no hard feelings.
632
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:49,830
Oh, come on,
633
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,330
I bet you're the kind of girl
634
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,330
that lights up a room
when she smiles.
635
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:57,430
That's stupid.
636
00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:58,530
I'll give you a little help.
637
00:23:58,530 --> 00:23:59,330
Watch this, watch this.
638
00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:01,230
Hmm.
639
00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:07,930
Gee, I was wrong.
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