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SUBTITLES: K.FREGER, I. CHISTYAKOVA

WHISTLE - Well, put it on.

They approached me.

What is this? -Your wife bought it.

-Where is she herself? - She's in the city.

-Listen, you iguanodons, the missing link between macaque and man,

Are you crazy? Are gnomes not enough for you? Have you decided to establish a VDNKh branch here?

Remove this crap immediately. And my wife tell me: this will happen again,

she will go to her place of registration. Is everything clear to everyone?

-Understood. -Understood.

-"Understood".

-Igor Alexandrovich, found, who stole your money.

- Well done, bury it. -Look first.

-He said, bury it. -Take a look with one eye.

Below is your first and last name.

-Don't piss, Romik. I'll bury it myself.

-Artem... Artem!

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Artem! Artem!

VIBRATION CALL

-Yes. -Chief, good morning!

-Great! -When will you be there?

I set you a reminder yesterday to the calendar - we have a client in an hour.

-Matyush, I asked you, no reminders. If I ever

I want to master an electronic calendar, the first thing I'll do is fire you

as unnecessary. It's clear? -Yes, I understand everything, boss.

- Transfer the client - to me you need to go to one place.

-How long will it take...

-What if they ask you what you ate? - Porridge.

-When did you eat? -Now.

-Yeah. You say: “Just now.” OK? You're not starving with me.

-Dasha! Dash! -I have to talk to you

or can I just move on? -You don't have to. Dash, it's not me.

Well, I didn’t write any complaints. I even I don’t know where this guardianship is located.

-I know you're great. We got it in trouble, you saved us. And now

did you bide your time and come for bonuses? A hero gets a reward, right?

-Supper will be enough. Together.

Or three of us. -I ate porridge today.

-Well done.

-You have someone to have dinner with.

Let's go. Let's run, let's run!

-Artem Alexandrovich? -Good afternoon. How long have you been waiting?

-Enough.

-Well, let's go to the office and talk. -Not here.

-Wow! Special conditions? I love difficult clients.

-I'm not your client. The client is waiting We're at your place in 40 minutes.

-Intrigued. But I hope you you understand that even prostitutes

they charge more for departure than for hosting yourself.

-You were recommended to us as quick solution specialist

complex problems. With payment there will be no questions.

-One minute.

- Report to the boss.

-Roman Arkadyevich, we’ve arrived.

-What's in your pocket?

Please leave your phone number on our counter.

-Are you afraid that missiles will be aimed at it? Or that I will bug

your own client? -I'm sorry, but we have

certain rules. -And you were initiated into the mortgaged

do they make sense? -Artem Alexandrovich,

please put down your phone on the counter. I'll make sure that with him

nothing happened. -I hope. And it's even

not worth the price - a friend gave it to me, when I leaned back from the zone.

-My congratulations.

-Please come in.

-I’m glad, Artem Alexandrovich, that agreed to meet with me.

-I would try to disagree. So paranoia?

Hard but amazing a fascinating disease.

-What does paranoia have to do with it? -Because I don’t see it otherwise

explanations for the fact that we are dating at your place and at my entrance perhaps

false teeth are not removed. -No, this is not paranoia.

This is a forced necessity. The point is that I have quite

specific business... -Which one?

-I would be here if I were you didn't touch anything.

I am sending money abroad. -Yes.

-The occupation is profitable, although troublesome and not entirely legal.

-So. And what are your problems? -My business is based on complete

trust between partners. I have there is one person in the company.

He stole some of my money - I thought that no one would know about it.

But I'm an attentive person observant, careful,

I noticed this. And now this little man needs to be punished.

-How to punish? -Well, as my wife convinces me

extensive practice in my business, rats need to be dealt with

certain methods. -You mean kill?

But you seem to be happy the owner of a kind and gentle heart,

times they contacted me. - Come on, Artem Aleksandrovich.

My heart is not at all kind and not soft. However, just like you.

I know all your past and your working methods. In general, your task

how to do it like a professional I stayed, as you say,

in the comfort zone.

-That is, you want to kill a person, but at the same time not to experience

pangs of conscience? -Well, you can say so.

Can you handle it? -Certainly.

-Mot, have you seen my lipstick? -Saw.

Here you go. -Great. Great...

-Kat, do you have a minute? -If it’s not very urgent, let’s do it later.

-Yes.

Yes, I’m here... In general, I have one an idea on how to make everything beautiful here.

I think maybe the closet...

-Oh, hello! -Hello! Where?

-And bye! I'll be back soon. -Kat, phone.

-Thank you. -Bye!

- Solyanka, 4, entrance 2. Break through, who owns the office, then you look

on his relatives’ social networks. Interested in son, brother or wife's brother

and, if any, any relative, which he could theoretically

trust. -I don’t have time.

-Are you playing with toys? -No.

-Find me his phone number or Skype. -Fine.

What entrance? -Two!

-Two.

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-We need to take off the motorcycle, it doesn’t drag anymore. -Take the rocket right away.

-What, I see, have they brought? -As you ordered.

-Great! THE PHONE IS RINGING

-Yes, nothing like that. -Yes.

-Hello, Marat? Good afternoon. My name is Artem.

-Kind. -I would like to discuss with you

your withdrawal transaction offshore, where 15 million were lost.

Can we meet and talk? When would be convenient for you?

-Marat, what’s going on? -Wait.

-Hello. Marat, I'm here.

Yes, I'm here, as agreed. How can I find you?

- Hello, Artem! - Hello, Marat...

- Come on, stick it here.

-Who else knows? - How do I know? I'm this nit

I'm actually seeing it for the first time. - Figure it out, Maratik, it’s your mistake.

They c-called you. -They called me because

my office.

-Thank you for a pleasant trip, Marat Igorevich. Maybe we can talk

first? -Of course we'll talk.

We'll definitely talk. Dear, for you what do you need from us? Or did you decide to make money?

easy to cut down? What are you doing, yourself? Did you feel like a kick-ass gangster?

-I'm a psychologist. -Ah, a psychologist. Come on, psychologist!

forward. Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, forward, forward.

-Well, who will dig? -Let him dig himself.

-Are you crazy? Should I give him a shovel? -What is it?

-M-maratik is digging. -What about me?

-They called you.

In the meantime, I'll t-talk to the man. You wanted to talk.

Well, come on, tell me, where did you find out about the scheme?

-Yes, actually, there’s nothing special to tell and nothing. Marat's dad asked

save him from mental anguish in connection with the imminent death of a loved one

person. I surfed through social networks, I realized that a loved one is

most likely his son. I called Marat, well, you know the rest.

-Kapets. -Guys, but I'm not in the business.

I didn't know at all. -And you shouldn’t have.

They will come for you within two days. And then for everyone else,

except for our stuttering friend. He is the smartest and will have time to get away

before problems start. -Where did you get that from, huh?

-While we were driving, his voice was on the left. So he was driving.

Judging by the trunk, the car old, but you hang out with the majors.

The type of stuttering is similar to the mild form Cerebral palsy. Now the question is: where from?

in a person with this disease wealthy friends? It's simple:

you are a leader. I've been one since school. They always liked your ideas.

And a scheme with the withdrawal of cash money you came up with it too. Most likely

cheated Maratik's friend into a weak O - he is not afraid of his formidable

daddy It's unlikely that he really needs it there was this money. And to you - yes, very much.

And you'll be the first to go. -So you decided to earn extra money?

on information, right?

-Eh, what are you doing? Wait! Give it to him negotiate. Guys, come on

do something. There has to be some way... Marat to dad... I don't know.

We need to talk somehow, damn it. -I doubt it. I saw him once

that was enough. Man serious and cancel your decisions

I don't intend to. Your only chance is let me help you.

-Fine.

And how do you want to help us? -As planned. Available

and I’ll explain it popularly to your father, why killing your son is a bad idea.

-So why didn’t you explain? Why are you bothering us? Do you need money?

-I work for a fixed fee, and your father paid it forward.

Just wanted to make sure you really a bunch of idiots

and not seasoned villains, for whom there's no point in joining.

-So what, are you convinced? - Quite.

-What are we going to do? -Let's ask the smartest one.

Wow, also the most beautiful.

-Don’t f-worry, it’s okay for you Dad won't do it. And you go to hell.

If I see it again, I'll bury it.

-Listen, if anything, I’m not involved. -Yes.

-Lera! Why do I spend all day finding you can't? You promised me analytics

for city rent. When will I see her?

-When it's ready.

-Lera! Just a minute.

I, of course, really appreciate it, but if I Once again I will feel that you have decided

should I be rude, especially when employees, you will fly out like a traffic jam.

Is this clear? Is this clear, I ask? -Clear.

-What happened to you? -I can’t get through to Artem,

he doesn't pick up the phone. -This is Artem. What will happen to him?

tell me? Me too in the evenings it doesn’t happen, and nothing is normal.

Nobody cares.

The topic is like a brother to me, but... You shouldn't build a relationship with him.

-Who is he standing with?

- Mushroom picker, or what? -Psychologist.

-Ah. Half the country of psychologists, half the country has lawyers. But still nothing

we won't get out of our ass. Did you forget something here?

-Nothing. They brought it here bury it, then changed their minds.

-It's clear. Well, sit down.

DOOR RING

-Who? -I.

-What's happened? I called you. You don't answer the phone, you're unavailable.

-Why did you do this? -What?

-Sent her a photo. And rummaged through my phone.

-You really don’t know why? You are our super psychologist.

There aren't even any versions? -Lera, I’m not trying to you now

cure. I just want to understand. -Because I want you

was only with me. This is sufficient motivation for you? Yes, like this

I'm fighting for you. What do you want still need to be explained?

She doesn't need you. She curses you every time, and every time you

crawling there again. And then you're coming back. Yes, I sent it

I would give her this message this is a hundred times more because

I love you.

At least I know what I want. But what do you want?

-Don't know.

-Will you stay? -No.

-Then good night. I don't want to be an alternate airfield.

If you want to talk, call.

CRYING

-Bring it in. Good morning! Just put it in the corner, just

please, carefully.

-What is this? -This is a bed.

I'll clean it up.

I mean a closet and a bed. Very good thing. I just thought:

you sleep on this folding bed, you're probably uncomfortable.

And this is a full-fledged bed. -Darling, probably.

-No. I got my salary yesterday. -And you decided to buy me a wardrobe?

- It turns out that it’s also a bed. -Mm.

-No, this is without any thoughts - just so you can sleep comfortably.

-Yes, yes. -Hold it.

-Yes. This, of course, is all very cool, Matyusha, but you had to have me first

ask. Because I'm moving out.

-Where? -I don’t know yet.

Maybe I'll go back to dad. I used to have my brother lived here and now he has left

to this surrogate, therefore I have nothing to do here.

-Yeah. Well yes, that's right. I understand.

Why a surrogate? -Because he only loves

one woman, and everything else - this is sublimation.

Well, kind of like you when you look girls on porn sites, dreaming

about me. -Well, yes.

THE DOOR SLAMMED

- Great, dude! -Hello!

-Okay, I'll take a look.

Why are you so friendly? -Nothing, just a difficult client.

-ABOUT. I think you're talking about clients. I never really worried.

What happened, Tem? Come on lay it out like a doctor.

-In short, Lera threw Dasha a photo of me in bed.

- Damn, of course... -Okay, that's it. This is the end of the story.

-Okay, why are you starting to sulk?

So what are you going to do? what next?

-Don't know. I will live with Matvey. - I feel sorry for the boy.

Listen, since you and Lera have separated, Maybe I should hook up with her after all?

For me, this is a normal option. Beautiful and like a head.

And not mercantile. - Dan, believe me, she loves me.

Not an option at all.

-My friend, don’t you think that you too fixated on himself?

- It doesn’t seem like it. -Like a dog in the manger. No?

-No. -Fuck you!

-What is this? -This is a wardrobe bed.

-For what? -I bought it for Katya, and she’s moving out.

-It's clear. Well, bring it to me to the office, since he's moving out. It will come in handy.

-Star? - Look at these.

-Slowly, slowly...

-Phone. -Sold. Crisis.

-Mm.

-Unfortunately, in psychology there are no methods of disposal

from depression, which is still didn't come. So the plan is different.

You kill your son, get your depression, and even then in fact

we start working with her. -What, have you already found out about your son?

-Yes. I even managed to talk to him. -Well, what can you say?

-Rare scum, which 100% deserves to die.

Therefore, I suggest you go to him, before he managed to go abroad.

-Are you provoking me now? Trying to make me understand that this is so

cannot be done, call internal protest, so normal people

they don't, right? Yes I'm always like this treated everyone differently

I can’t - it doesn’t matter whether I’m a son or not. Do you know how people differ from animals?

are they different? What people have there are principles.

-I understand, but for now it’s only words. Are we going or not?

Can you lend me your phone number? -What?

- I should call my dad.

Yes.

Hello, it's me. Has Katya arrived?

-Stop!

-No? Don't know. She said to come straight to you.

About three hours ago. Don't know. Maybe I was stuck somewhere with my friends.

Did you call her?

-What are you doing, freak? Let go!

- Well, dad! Okay, you and I both not the best teachers, so better

don't put pressure on her. I'll call If he doesn't show up by nightfall, okay?

-What are you doing, huh? Good!

-Come on, bye!

Thank you. -Daughter?

-Sister. Also complicated.

-Hurt! Well, that's it, that's it!

-But not to that extent.

Have you changed your mind? -And you?

-Dad! What are you doing? Dad! Well, you're a normal person,

what kind of nonsense is this? Dad! Dad, this is stupid! It's stupid

true. But no one ever does not work in life! This is the same

It’s not scary, it’s some kind of money. Dad, we'll deal with you. Dad...

-Artem Aleksandrovich, you’re smart man. Answer me this question:

Why do I need all this? -Don't know. I'm a psychologist

not a priest. -That's also true.

-Daddy, listen... Dad, come on come to your senses, let's talk at home,

Let's sit down. Well what is this for a circus? For what?

-Well, why did you get up? Go get a package find some in the car

and put it on his head. -What package, dad?

What are you doing? Are you crazy? -I can’t look at him.

-Understand. -You can also wait in the car.

-I'll take a look. With your permission. -Yeah.

-Dad... Dad, come to your senses, okay? -Tried to make a man out of him -

it didn't work out. Something went wrong. -It's not me, dad. This is Romych.

It was Romych who came up with everything! That's it psychologist, he knows everything.

What are you worth? Tell him, eh! Tell! He's going to kill me now!

Tell him! -Have you changed your mind yet?

-No, very curious. -Why are you silent? You're all on your own

you know, well! -OK.

COCKING -Dad... Dad, come to your senses.

Let's talk at home. I'll tell you everything, dad!

Well, it's just money!

-Yes, I have seen a lot in my life, but how do they kill their children?

for your own sins - for the first time.

-What? Why sins? I myself will answer for my sins.

-You raised such a son, and it's entirely your fault.

And now you are punishing yourself.

-It's all strange. Like eyes mine, my face, my blood -

but a stranger. -Well, shoot, why wait?

-What kind of shoot! You normal adequate person

you're a psychologist! Tell him! I felt sorry for you...

-Shut your mouth! It's natural and not just because of your relationship.

You don't have the brains not to commit idiotic actions, and he -

educate you... - Sanych, you filter the market!

I still have the gun in my hand. - Yes, I understand you perfectly.

I myself am not involved in raising my son. Have you tried to replace caring with money?

and see what came of it. -What does education have to do with it?

I found out about its existence when he was 14 years old.

-15, dad. I was 15. -Shut your mouth!

-How was it? -What?

-Well...

-When I was 10 years old, his grandmother found me. Said her daughter died

left son. My son.

I didn't even believe it at first did a genetic examination.

99% match. You see, 99 - me and this scum.

Well, I took him to myself - I thought, something good will grow out of it.

That's where my blood is. -Did you yourself grow up in a single-parent family?

-I’m actually from an orphanage.

How do you know? -This is a common problem.

You simply have no communication experience "father - son". You don't know

what to do with it. Do you feel that wasted time and are angry with yourself.

-Why should I be angry with myself? I did everything to grow

from him a person. -Late. 15 years is already

formed personality. She can't re-educate, simply by giving everything that

what you didn’t have at his age: money, cars. Your mistake is

that you are trying to see yourself in him, trying to imagine how you would

behaved in his place towards to a benefactor who would give you

all this. But our children don't have to become us. He has his own life

your own destiny.

Did you think that it would awaken in him your blood, but blood alone is not enough.

You can kill him but this will not solve the problem.

-No, please...

-It's entirely your fault, not his. Whether you kill him or not, you

live with her. -And what are you offering me?

-Sorry...

-Get married. -What?

-What? -Marry him.

Fortunately, people tend multiply, and you will have

second chance.

-Under a successful combination of circumstances in a year - with a grandson or granddaughter.

-Dad, that's a good idea, he's says reasonable things. Let me go straight

Today I’ll go and do everything, formalize it. I'll think of everything, dad. Well, what are you doing, come on.

-Oh, that’s a good idea. -Well, yes.

-The only problem is where will I find it? a normal girl who will come out

marry this freak? -This is already particular.

- Exactly. Grandchildren are good. -Certainly.

-Well, yes. -Very good.

-Artem Sanych, and you’ve been Did you know it would end like this?

- Plus or minus. This is my job. -Especially since I feel good for her

paid. -It's true.

You still owe me something.

-Hey, where are you going? Hands!

-Will you go with me? -No, I'll get there myself.

-Thank you.

-Dad, I... -Okay, get up.

Let's go celebrate your birthday.

-Thank you, dad!

-Well, where now?

To me, to Dasha? Or back to the office?

-I don't know, Ler. -Then get out of the car.

-You said you didn't want to be alternate airfield. And I have to

tell it like it is. I love her. I can't do anything about it.

-It's clear. Today we have evening of revelations, right?

-Something like that. -Then tell me about yourself. At least it's something.

-You already know everything. -Not all. Why did you sit down?

What happened to you then? Does this have something to do with Dasha?

-I was accused of killing a man. In driving to suicide, or rather.

This was my client. But I didn't do it and he wasn't

in a pre-suicidal state, could not commit suicide. I don't believe in it -

I didn't believe it then And now I don’t believe it.

And Dasha still thinks that this is possible.

-Is this why you broke up? -No, everything is more complicated there.

-So you just served time? Are you innocent?

-For your principles. -Fine. I'm glad.

So, where should I take you? -To Dan. And then I'll come to you.

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-Same thing. -No problem.

-Well, you start apologize already?

Or will we just sit and drink in silence? -For what? I don't feel guilty.

-For example, for what you think yourself the coolest. For being you

you don't take people into account, You behave like this with Lera.

-And with you, right? -And with me. You're a psychologist, come on

explain what's wrong with you! I help you, I support you.

And you act like this as if everything is as it should be.

-Perhaps this is due to the fact that that this is really how it should be.

-This kind of therapy? you me Are you trying to cure it?

Let's go outside. There you will be treated.

-We all look after someone, and usually, consciously or not,

we want to get from this dividends. The scheme is like this:

we invest time and money, and in return we demand recognition of our own

significance. -Well, what's the problem?

-The problem is that you want, for me to demonstrate this.

-In terms of? - Showed everyone how much you made me

benefited. This doesn't concern our relationship. This concerns

your childhood complexes. -What are you talking about, huh?

-You started it first. I thought We just jump in and that's it.

-This is a clear and understandable relationship. - Any relationship requires work.

IN THE BACKGROUND: -One more time and I’ll kill you.

-You think you're really yours Will psychology help? Pull right in

well, he needs to come to his senses, а потом разговаривать.

-No, no, no. First with words. -Прошу, "доктор".

- Friends, I'm sorry. Минуту внимания is it possible? My name is Artem. Family

psychology is not really my thing, but for your sake I can make an exception.

-What? Go get out of here. -I said, go to hell, what do you need?

-I understand that you don’t like each other very much love, this makes you sad.

But there were in your life and positive points.

-What are the positive aspects? He's a complete idiot.

-Shut your mouth. -Не помогает тут твоя психология.

- Hey, what are you doing? Вот это работает, понимаешь?

-What did you do? - So, get out of here. You have parole

The cops will take you away right away. -Take your hands away.

-You killed him! -Move away. Get her out of here!

-Someone help! -Call an ambulance.

-Get everyone out of here! -Тем, давай вали, у тебя УДО.

Get out of here. -Take your hands away, I said!

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