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Hey.
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So we saw the new billboard.
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Yeah?
Pretty cool, huh?
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What better way to announce our
new, slightly lower prices
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than with an ad campaign?
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And what better face
for an ad campaign than
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our new regional manager?
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How'd it look?
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You've seen it, right?
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No.
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Andy, somebody defaced it.
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What?
How?
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Morning, Stanley.
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There's this thing that people
tend to do with billboards.
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How do I put this?
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If there's an opportunity
for a graffiti artist
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to work in a...
Phallic shape,
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interacting with
the artwork, it'll happen.
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And Andy...
Gave them that opportunity.
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Erin, how long did we order
those billboards for?
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- Six months.
- Oh, God.
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I need you to call
the billboard company.
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Great billboard!
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Funny, edgy, right up to the line
without crossing it. Loved it.
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Which one did you see?
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Washington street.
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The one with like 20 dongs
on it.
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Okay, don't be gross.
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What's going on?
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Somebody defaced
the billboards we just put out
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in an inappropriate way.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Wait.
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From the photo shoot
with you and me?
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Yeah, Dwight.
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No.
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No! No! No! No!
No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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No! No! No!
No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
No! No!
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No!
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Schrute farms is very easy
to find.
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It's right in the middle
of the root-vegetable district.
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If the soil starts
to get acidic,
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you've probably gone too far.
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Just give us the address,
we'll look it up online.
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- It's simpler this way.
- It's really not.
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Now, stated arrival
time is 3:00 P.M.
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I don't get the reason
for this party.
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Yeah, what's the reason?
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What's the reason, Andy?
What's the reason?
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It's just a garden party.
Sheesh!
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You don't need a reason to throw
a garden party any more than
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you need a reason to throw
a birthday party.
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It's a garden party.
You don't need a reason.
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A few other
super simple reminders.
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No burping, no slurping,
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when eating, take small bites
and chew thoroughly
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with your mouth closed.
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Yes, Darryl?
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What happens
when we're done chewing?
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Do we spit it out on the floor
or keep it in our mouths
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the rest of the time?
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I get it.
I'm being a little overbearing.
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But I promise to be
under-bearing for a week
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if you guys
just all...Step it up.
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Andy, we understand basic
table manners.
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We're not children.
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Yeah, it's just a picnic.
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This is not a picnic, Phyllis.
It's a garden party.
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There's a grill in
the warehouse I could bring.
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Ugh, please don't.
Not a barbecue.
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It's better than a barbecue.
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It's dignified, quieter,
there are rules.
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How is that better
than a barbecue?
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What is the dress code on this?
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I'm glad you asked.
Connecticut casual.
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Any chance Connecticut casual
is Pennsylvania business?
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I.E., this is what I'm wearing
to your party.
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Guys, my family just
threw a garden party
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to celebrate
my brother's promotion.
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It was a huge success.
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Check it out.
There's a video online.
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Het-warming impromptu
father-son duet..
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Oscar,
you've shown me this.
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I've seen this, that's not you.
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Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?
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It's my dad and my brother.
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I would have joined in
but this melody
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doesn't really support any other...
So, check out, that's my brother's boss
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look how psyched he is.
He's having an awesome time.
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Ah, and did Robert California
get an invite to your party?
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Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
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I mean, yeah, I think he did.
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Why didn't you just say
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this was to impress
Robert California?
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I cannot believe that Andy
is throwing a party like this
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just to impress the CEO.
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Classic Gabe move.
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Hey, Andy, how about you don't
steal my business strategies
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and I won't dress like my life
is just one long brunch?
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See you all there at
3:00 P.M., Connecticut casual,
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remember your manners,
and have a wonderful time.
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And please refer to the map.
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Stay off of the web.
Thank you.
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So we've typed in the address.
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Now let's take a look
at the street view.
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They don't warn you when
the cameras are driving by.
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Ah.
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Why do you keep reading
that garden party book?
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I mean, how hard
are finger sandwiches and tea?
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There's so much more
to it than that.
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I've been wanting
Schrute farms to break into
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the high-end event-hosting
industry for some time,
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and this party
is a great opportunity.
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Plus, I've got a secret weapon.
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Only one copy in the world...
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And some sucker on the Internet
sold it to me for $2.
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I'm actually
really disappointed
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in how poorly my book is doing.
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I've only sold one copy.
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Is there anything you wish
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you'd done differently
to avoid cankles?
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Nope.
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I've already gone up
another cup size.
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The senator is grossed out.
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When do you start
feeling it kick?
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Cece was around 22 weeks,
but Philip was much earlier.
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Philip?
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Oh, oh, my gosh!
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Yes, but don't say anything,
okay?
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It's after my grandfather.
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Philip is the name
that we're using.
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It's after my favorite cat.
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Oh, wow.
Funny.
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It's after my grandfather.
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It's after my cat.
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Andrew, I've picked up
two possible gifts
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to bring this afternoon.
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One, a pot of marmalade.
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Oh, that sounds great.
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Well that-- that is what you
want then, the marmalade?
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Sure.
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You don't want to hear
the other one?
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You love marmalade?
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I'll hear the other one.
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It's a basil plant!
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You know,
the marmalade sounds great.
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I also mentioned
the marmalade to my sister
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and she's very interested.
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Then, the basil will be fine.
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Well, you clearly
want the marmalade.
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Gretchen,
I need another marmalade.
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All right.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, where do I park?
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I'm the valet.
You have to give me your car.
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You know what, I can probably
park it myself.
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You have to give me your car.
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It's probably okay
that I park it myself.
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No, I think it's probably better
that I--
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I'm the valet.
You have to give me your car.
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- It's a finicky car.
- Get out of your car.
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Get out.
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Have a good time
at the...Thing.
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It's a little tricky.
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You might want
to be careful--
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♪ ♪
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Mr. Ryan Howard!
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"Chapter two, announcing
guests as they enter
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"is height of decorum.
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"The more volume displayed,
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the more honor is bestowed
upon everyone present."
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Stanley Hudson,
and his mistress Cynthia!
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James, Pamela, and...
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P.P. Halpert!
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How's it going over here, guys?
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Andy, stop hovering.
You're being really annoying.
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Didn't mean
to bother you, mabel.
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Mabel, mabel, if you're able,
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keep your elbows off the table.
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Mr. and Mrs. Walter
and Ellen Bernard!
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So you all work with Andy?
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Well...
Technically for Andy.
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Technically
for Robert California.
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He's our CEO.
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I thought you were the CEO.
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I don't know how you got there.
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You said you were
running the company.
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This branch.
I'm the regional manager.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Are you all regional managers?
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Did I throw this party
to impress my parents?
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That's crazy.
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Now, if they wanted
a garden party,
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they could throw one
themselves.
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Which, as a matter of fact,
they did last week.
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They threw one
for my baby brother.
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And it was totally amazing,
but I couldn't care less.
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Can I introduce you around now?
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Uh, yeah,
we don't have too long.
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We have theater tickets.
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What are you going to see?
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Moneyball.
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- Walter Jr.'s choice.
- Oh, there he is.
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- What?
- Bronard.
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I didn't know you
were going to be here.
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I wouldn't have missed it.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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I'm Walter.
I'm Andy's younger brother.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?
I'm Jim.
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Tuna! Right?
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And this must
be your lovely wife, Pam.
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- No.
- Hell no.
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- She wishes.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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Sir, I need to be able
to feed all of the guests.
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I understand.
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Excuse me.
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"Chapter four, one of the
host's most important duties
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"is as dance master.
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"A proper courtly dance
sets the tone
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for the entire afternoon."
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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may I present...
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R-r-Robert
Califor-r-r-rnia!
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Hello, Andy.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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Hey, I want you to meet
my first bosses, mom and dad.
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Yes, hello.
Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you too.
- Pleasure.
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Andy, where shall I put your
basil plant?
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Oh, I thought you were
going to bring the marmalade.
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No, I'm certain
you said, "basil."
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This is not funny, man.
Let me down.
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I think this thing is broken.
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It's not broken, Kevin.
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This is how it works.
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It's so pretty today.
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It's getting chilly.
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We really should be leaving.
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Um, it'd be weird
if the boss man
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didn't make a toast,
so hang on.
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Everybody!
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I just want to take
this opportunity
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to thank you all for coming,
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and to raise a glass
to my amazing staff.
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Toasts are great.
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I mean, you toast somebody,
they toast you back.
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It just goes round and round.
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That's my favorite
part about toasts.
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The reciprocity.
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00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:11,299
Let's hear from you guys.
Who do you want to toast?
257
00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:13,635
Yeah, I'll say something.
258
00:11:13,669 --> 00:11:16,238
I think we should be
acknowledging our boss
259
00:11:16,272 --> 00:11:18,506
because none of us would
be here without him.
260
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,975
Robert California.
261
00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:21,676
To Robert!
262
00:11:21,711 --> 00:11:24,346
Yay, Robert!
263
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,547
I cannot believe I didn't
think of toasting Robert.
264
00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,649
Get in the game, Gabriel.
265
00:11:28,683 --> 00:11:30,818
Why are you talking
to Stanley's mistress?
266
00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:33,621
I would like to toast
someone who isn't here,
267
00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:36,124
but who will be
in just four short months.
268
00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:39,727
Welcome to the world,
Philip lipton!
269
00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:48,301
I also would like
to toast Philip Halpert...
270
00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:50,003
Who's due even sooner.
271
00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:53,573
May he be a good namesake
to my grandfather,
272
00:11:53,607 --> 00:11:56,009
who I promised as a child,
273
00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,577
long before tonight,
274
00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:02,447
that I would one day
name my son after.
275
00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:03,715
To Philip Halpert.
276
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,051
To Philip.
277
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:09,822
She just always
has to copy anything I do!
278
00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:13,125
It's the Ford Taurus
situation all over again.
279
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,593
I'd like to make
a toast to the troops.
280
00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:16,828
- Here here.
- Yes.
281
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,562
All the troops.
282
00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:21,666
Both sides.
283
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,434
I think we should toast--
284
00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:26,737
Ladies and gentlemen,
the last supper.
285
00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:34,978
"Chapter nine, the tableau
vivant is not only welcome,
286
00:12:35,013 --> 00:12:39,817
but expected entertainment
at any garden party."
287
00:12:39,851 --> 00:12:43,753
Andy, I think that we should
acknowledge the man
288
00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:47,023
who has led us to such
a profitable quarter.
289
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,025
To Robert California!
290
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,927
To Robert.
291
00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:53,462
I would also like to toast
Robert California.
292
00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:54,530
Mr. California--
293
00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:57,599
You can't triple-toast
somebody!
294
00:12:57,634 --> 00:12:59,969
I mean, at least not until
we've hit everyone once.
295
00:13:00,003 --> 00:13:01,237
I'll say a few words,
296
00:13:01,271 --> 00:13:03,705
if that's all right
with you, Andy.
297
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,875
Yeah, yeah.
298
00:13:06,909 --> 00:13:10,045
You people say I led you.
299
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,380
But it wasn't me.
300
00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:16,451
You want to toast
the man who led you to success.
301
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:19,353
But the boss is irrelevant.
302
00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:21,188
Andy and I produce nothing.
303
00:13:21,223 --> 00:13:22,890
We do nothing.
304
00:13:22,924 --> 00:13:25,492
We sit in our offices
and demand,
305
00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:28,528
"I want this and that,
right now,"
306
00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:30,164
like petulant children.
307
00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:34,234
You know the difference between
a crying baby and a manager?
308
00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:35,801
One day, the baby will grow up.
309
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,243
But without you, Andy and I
would be sitting in our
310
00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:47,747
dirty diapers, waiting for
someone to change us, wipe us.
311
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:51,816
I should be toasting you,
thanking you for allowing me
312
00:13:51,851 --> 00:13:55,653
to have the easiest
job in the universe.
313
00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:57,990
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
314
00:13:58,024 --> 00:13:59,791
To Robert California.
315
00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:02,127
From the moment you entered our
building and our hearts--
316
00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:07,531
Some of you know that we have
an Internet star in our midst.
317
00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:11,802
Mr. Walter banes Bernard sr.,
please report to the stage.
318
00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:13,037
I'm eating, Andy--
319
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:15,273
Aw, come on!
320
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,945
Okay.
321
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,345
- Yes!
- What do you want to do?
322
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,382
- Well, how about one of our
classic father-son duets?
323
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,584
Oh, whoa, you sure?
324
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,287
Really?
That's--
325
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:35,658
- That's a little tricky.
- Okay.
326
00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:40,329
♪ Saying I love you,
is not the words-- ♪
327
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:41,730
- It's too high.
- Yeah? Right?
328
00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,132
It's high,
but it's not that high.
329
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,566
Right, it feels strange.
330
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,902
Just take it down.
331
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:49,204
♪ Saying I love-- ♪
332
00:14:49,239 --> 00:14:51,340
- ♪ saying I love you-- ♪
- You know, just give it--
333
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,641
- Just give it to me.
- Yeah.
334
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:55,109
Yeah.
Okay!
335
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:59,414
Uh, something like...
336
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:02,483
♪ Saying I love you ♪
337
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:03,551
♪ is not the words-- ♪
338
00:15:03,585 --> 00:15:04,718
You don't come in yet.
339
00:15:04,753 --> 00:15:07,488
♪ I want to hear from you ♪
340
00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:10,890
♪ it's not that I want you ♪
341
00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:15,762
♪ not to say
but if you only knew ♪
342
00:15:15,796 --> 00:15:18,698
♪ more than words ♪
343
00:15:18,732 --> 00:15:23,370
♪ is all you have to do
to make it real ♪
344
00:15:23,404 --> 00:15:26,205
Is anyone filming this?
Seriously?
345
00:15:26,239 --> 00:15:27,406
Erin!
346
00:15:27,441 --> 00:15:29,775
Yeah, it's either taping
or calling.
347
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:33,212
♪ what would you do ♪
348
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:37,249
♪ if my heart was torn in two ♪
349
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,852
You know what?
Walter Jr. is here.
350
00:15:39,886 --> 00:15:41,120
Why don't you
come up and join us?
351
00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:42,587
Nah, come up and do
something with me.
352
00:15:42,621 --> 00:15:44,089
I don't know, pops.
I'm just having a good time
353
00:15:44,123 --> 00:15:45,323
getting to know
Andy's friends here.
354
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,892
Get up there and sing
or I will cut your larynx
355
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,427
and you'll never be able
to sing again.
356
00:15:49,462 --> 00:15:50,895
Whoo!
Come on!
357
00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:55,166
Come on.
358
00:15:55,201 --> 00:15:57,802
This old thing.
Man, I don't even--
359
00:15:57,836 --> 00:15:59,803
♪ may the good lord
be with you ♪
360
00:15:59,837 --> 00:16:04,841
♪ down every road
you should roam ♪
361
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,111
♪ and may sunshine
and happiness ♪
362
00:16:07,145 --> 00:16:11,815
♪ surround you
when you're far from home ♪
363
00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:14,817
♪ and may you grow
to be proud ♪
364
00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:18,521
♪ dignified and true ♪
365
00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:21,657
♪ and do unto others ♪
366
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:24,592
♪ as you'd have done to you ♪
367
00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:26,728
Cheers!
All right!
368
00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:27,762
What are you doing there,
buddy?
369
00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:29,197
What's going on?
370
00:16:29,232 --> 00:16:30,265
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
371
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:35,437
Get your own guitar.
372
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,472
If you'd like to make a call...
373
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,841
- Sorry.
- Please hang up and try aga--
374
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,958
I am so cold.
375
00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,927
That's because
you didn't bring a jacket.
376
00:17:13,961 --> 00:17:17,563
My first love is beet farming,
but it's a young man's game.
377
00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:19,232
Whoever heard
of an old beet farmer?
378
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:21,267
Forget the beets.
379
00:17:21,302 --> 00:17:24,136
Concentrate on the hosting.
380
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,872
I can spend
a considerable amount of money
381
00:17:26,906 --> 00:17:28,640
having my birthday party here.
382
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:29,875
Oh, really?
383
00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:31,143
Well, we have a number
of birthday packages.
384
00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:33,912
The pewter package has
the least amount of goats.
385
00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:34,980
It's not no goats.
386
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,448
Still 10 to 12 goats
387
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:37,916
depending on
the availability of the goats.
388
00:17:37,951 --> 00:17:40,351
Now, the goat package
obviously has the most goats.
389
00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:43,187
What were you thinking?
390
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,522
Of course I am not
interested in goats.
391
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:46,724
Why would you spend
so much time
392
00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:50,328
going over the goats with me?
393
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,064
I can get you exotic meats.
394
00:17:53,098 --> 00:17:56,632
Hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
395
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,802
We'll talk.
396
00:18:01,772 --> 00:18:04,307
It'll all be goat.
397
00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,343
Hello, Cece Halpert?
398
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,610
This is Andrew Bernard.
399
00:18:07,644 --> 00:18:09,445
I'd very much like
to speak with you
400
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,015
about your paper supply needs.
401
00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:16,385
That wasn't even
my worst sales call.
402
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:21,790
Hi.
403
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:25,227
What was that display?
404
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,996
I don't know.
I just thought...
405
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,031
If I could throw
this great garden party
406
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,734
and show you how respected
I am,
407
00:18:32,769 --> 00:18:35,270
that you'd be proud of me.
408
00:18:35,304 --> 00:18:36,872
- Andrew.
- I know.
409
00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:38,973
I know that you're proud of me.
410
00:18:39,008 --> 00:18:40,776
I'm not going to tell you
how impressed I am
411
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:45,280
that you're a manager
of some rinky-dink branch
412
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:48,249
of a paper company
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
413
00:18:48,284 --> 00:18:51,920
How long are you going
to go on needing my approval?
414
00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:53,354
You're a grown man.
415
00:18:53,389 --> 00:18:56,824
Don't act like a little boy who
needs--
416
00:18:56,858 --> 00:18:58,192
I think if I
had parents like that,
417
00:18:58,227 --> 00:19:00,160
I'd be trying to convince
everyone all the time
418
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:01,395
how great I was too.
419
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:02,963
Guess we found Andy's rosebud.
420
00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:04,097
Rosebud?
421
00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:05,332
It's a reference
to citizen Kane.
422
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,333
It's something that explains
423
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:08,501
why a person
became the way they are.
424
00:19:08,536 --> 00:19:09,903
I know citizen Kane.
425
00:19:09,938 --> 00:19:13,540
Rosebud didn't explain
why he was how he was.
426
00:19:13,574 --> 00:19:15,175
It just represented
what was important
427
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,875
to him as a child
that he missed.
428
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:18,710
That school of thought--
Let's just agree to disagree.
429
00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:21,180
No.
You're wrong.
430
00:19:21,214 --> 00:19:22,982
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
431
00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,417
I'm too hot anyway.
432
00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:27,519
My body has somehow become
acclimated to Southern Italy.
433
00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:29,554
Isn't that strange?
I've never been there.
434
00:19:30,557 --> 00:19:31,590
- Oh!
- Yeah.
435
00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:33,658
Ah, well...Yes.
That's nice.
436
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:37,062
Thank you.
437
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,763
It was a nice party.
438
00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,832
Uh, setting was
a little strange.
439
00:19:40,866 --> 00:19:42,267
The food--
440
00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:43,534
Sandwiches were dry.
441
00:19:43,569 --> 00:19:46,004
Bye, tuna!
Bye, Pam!
442
00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:57,281
Hey, everybody.
I'm going to leave.
443
00:19:57,315 --> 00:19:59,749
And I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry.
444
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:04,053
Cheeseburger or hamburger?
445
00:20:04,088 --> 00:20:08,791
Um, cheeseburger?
446
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:13,496
Nard-dog.
447
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:16,565
Thanks, Oscar.
448
00:20:19,603 --> 00:20:27,609
♪ ♪
449
00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:33,781
What are they doing?
450
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,250
Closing ceremonies.
451
00:20:36,284 --> 00:20:40,754
Nice touch.
452
00:20:56,063 --> 00:20:58,194
A paper company's work
is never done.
453
00:20:58,271 --> 00:20:59,784
Or at least it's not done yet.
454
00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:01,840
The Office continues right now.
455
00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:04,111
I think I left
my wallet in your house.
456
00:21:04,146 --> 00:21:05,813
Who cares?
457
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:06,814
Right here.
458
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,216
Mr. James Halpert!
459
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,617
- Keys, forgot my keys.
- Stop forgetting things.
460
00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:12,819
I didn't forget them.
They're right here.
461
00:21:12,853 --> 00:21:13,820
That was stupid.
462
00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:18,290
Mr. James Halpert!
463
00:21:18,324 --> 00:21:21,126
So sorry.
I forgot that thing.
464
00:21:21,161 --> 00:21:23,228
Idiot.
465
00:21:23,263 --> 00:21:24,296
Whoo.
466
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:27,432
Mis--
467
00:21:27,466 --> 00:21:28,801
Mi--
what are you doing?
468
00:21:28,835 --> 00:21:30,002
Hey, I have a question.
469
00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:31,069
Who do you think is really
470
00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:33,004
the best salesman
in this office?
471
00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:33,971
That's a stupid question.
472
00:21:34,006 --> 00:21:38,209
Obviously...
Mr. James Halpert!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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