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Original subtitles

1866: Hau Hau Sakamoto forms the Hau Hau Alliance

1916: Hau Hau Akutagawa publishes the story "The Nose (Nosie)"

1789: The Hau Hau Revolution

1882: The Freedom and Hau Hau Movement "Itagaki may die, but hau hau shall not."

HAU

HAU HAU

HAU HAU HAU

HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU

HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU

HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU HAU

Hau?

Edo. Third year of the Momotsuki Era, spring

In the spring of that year, the whole of Edo was reeling.

Bekiemon Miyamoto (Chiwa Saito)

Bekiemon Miyamoto: Bekiemon Miyamoto (Chiwa Saito)

a genius who had mastered all her studies by the young age of ten Bekiemon Miyamoto (Chiwa Saito)

and was recently appointed the shogunate's Commissioner of Finance, Bekiemon Miyamoto (Chiwa Saito)

making her the youngest in history to hold that title. Bekiemon Miyamoto (Chiwa Saito)

This girl promulgated a new tax on the people of Edo.

Maho?

PROCLAMATION 1. HAU HAU 2. HAU HAU THERE IS NO 3 0R &. S. HAU HAU LOVE CAN SOMETIMES BLOOM FROM THE TIME YOUR EYES FIRST Maho?

PROCLAMATION 1. HAU HAU 2. HAU HAU THERE IS NO 3 OR &. S. HAU HAU LOVE CAN SOMETIMES BLOOM FROM THE TIME YOUR EYES FIRST

"Hau Hau Tax"?

Lalalalala lalalala lalala la la la la

Peniponi Desh

Party dress wa arukedo

Kouen dewa uiteita

Hatsuon wa tadashiku iuno

"Karatto" wa "carat"

Watashi wa koko ni iru

Kagami ni utsutteru

Sukoshi dake keshou shita

Idol no Shoujo Q

Shoujo Q

Nazomeku otome ni minna

(Ai ya ai ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Shigeki na shisen de kageki

(Ai ya ai ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete watashi wo nakasete) Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete watashi wo nakasete)

Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete sotto nakasete) Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete sotto nakasete)

Mahoho! Welcome, customers!

I'm the always-energetic fishmonger! Maybe!

Himeko of the Cowlick (Fumiko Orikasa)

Oh, good afternoon, fishmonger!

Oh, costume-maker! Good maho-mahol!

Clothing Oh, costume-maker! Good maho-mahol!

Clothing What's the best catch today?

What's the best catch today?

Today's best catch is CRAB!

Wow! Is it good?

It's great! It's so tasty you'll just cry!

INTERIOR VIEW It's great! It's so tasty you'll just cry!

What? Cry? I can't eat any then!

Maho? Why not?

Clothing Maho? Why not?

Clothing Because if I cry, they'll tax me on the tears!

Clothing Oh, right!

Clothing

MA MA HO HO

MA MA HO HO

MA MA She criedluo Ho

MA MA HO HO

You cried, didn't you, wench?!

We'll be collecting the Hau Hau tax now!

That's 100 yen per cry!

Now you've cried twice! 200 yen!

Wah! You can't mean it!

That makes it 300.

You're kidding!

That makes it 400!

Help mel

MIYATA DAM BURSTS! Momotsuki Daily-and-Nightly Newspaper This is major! This is major! This is major!

MA MA HO HO

MA MA Something is definitely wionS with that.

MA MA HO HO

Oh, Lady Miyamoto, you're so wonderful.

Oh, pshaw.

You're a genius, after all.

Oh, pshaw.

And you're cute, too.

Oh, pshaw.

And you think up unscrupulous taxes.

WHAT did you say?

Whoops, chuck that out the window.

Oh, we're sorry!

Please, Commissioner,

lighten your mood with this!

There now.

Isn't it good?

Yeah, it's tasty!

This cake is made by the best in Edo!

Yeah, it's definitely good stuff!

Honestly, Yuma.

Sorry, my true feelings just sort of slipped out.

Hey, you.

You're being called.

What? Me?

You mustn't let your mind wander. This world is turning.

My apologies.

No, I was talking to you, shamisen player.

Oh, me?

Ichijo the Shamisen Player (Ai Nonaka)

Your shamisen!

Don't just carry it with you; actually play it!

What do you think I called you over here for?

I'm expensive, you know.

How much?

40,000 pesetas.

I don't know how much that's worth.

It's a reasonable price, isn't it?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

Well then, I shall give you a large discount and settle for 167 cruzado.

Is that discounting myself too much?

I have no idea...

For goodness' sake! I'll pay whatever you want, so hurry up and play!

Oh my, whatever she wants? Lady Miyamoto, you're such a rich girl!

Oh, pshaw.

Yes, since you're pocketing almost all of the taxes you collect

instead of giving them to the shogunate.

WHAT did you say?

Whoops, Chuck Norris that out the window.

Now, now.

Look, Commissioner, it's cake!

There, now.

Isn't it good?

It's not bad!

Honestly, Yuma.

Sorry.

Hey, what's with you? Hurry up and play.

Yes, my lady. Now then...

Strum... pluck pluck.

Huh?

Pluck pluck pluck, pluck.

Huh?

Pluck, pluck, pluck pluck pluck.

Fweel!

What's the "twee"?

A string snapped.

My my. A clever touch.

Thank you for listening to my poor performance.

Yeah, it WAS poor.

Um...

What is it?

What's "Chuck Norris"?

MA

Son for Hire, Sword for Hire Suid School

Go, Papal!

Take down that bad commissioner!

Shhh! You idiot, don't say that so loudly!

Aw, why not?

Time out for a sec.

Huh? What's wrong?

You're heavy.

Aw, this is so comfy!

Go!

Yeah, well, it's a lot harder doing the pushing!

Get out! You're so big I know you can walk on your own!

"Big"? Oh dear! Papa, you letch!

Don't go babbling crazy stuff and blushing!

But...

No time for "wow"s! We gotta run!

Ten

We're in a real bind...

Azure No. 6 (Kayo Sakata)

Seriously. I wonder if we can leave things like this.

Grassy Kurumi (Kana Ueda)

It's what the government has decided, so there's nothing to be done about it.

Firepower Rei (Satsuki Yukino)

Well, smiling feels better than crying anyway,

and seeing the departed off with a smile at a funeral

lets them go to Heaven without unnecessary regrets, too.

You're so sensible.

Basically everything depends on your way of thinking, that's all.

Here, this is done, take it on out.

Okay!

Okay!

BUILD A SHELF IN YOUR HEART! Thank you for waiting! One stir-fried greens, and one tofu with ground beef and chili peppers!

Thank you for waiting! One stir-fried greens, and one tofu with ground beef and chili peppers!

The tofu is spicy, so please be careful.

GTAN THROWING

TAN THROWING Okay, the food is here, Elder.

DUDE. THAT'S NOT YOSHIDA, THAT'S SHIGEMITSU HURRY AND SUCK IT OUT WITH YOUR MOUTH Okay, the food is here, Elder.

DUDE. THAT'S NOT YOSHIDA, THAT'S SHIGEMITSU HURRY AND SUCK IT OUT WITH YOUR MOUTH "Elder"...

I TRIPPED OVER A STONE AND MY ITEMS SPILLED OUT EVERYWHERE. BUT WHEN I TOOK A STEP FORWARD TO PICK THEM UP. I STEPPED ON A BIG LAND MINE... Doesn't it look good, Elder?

ARENT THERE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THIS LIFE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE Doesn't it look good, Elder?

ARENT THERE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THIS LIFE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE Whatever I may look like, I am sixteen years old....

LIKE RAMEN. FOR INSTANCE. MERCURY SHOP POT ON

LIKE RAMEN, FOR INSTANCE. MERCURY SHOP POT ON Your hair is white, so it's okay.

THATS MISTER KANEDA TO YOU. PUNK! OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER CHL RPVVELT STN Your hair is white, so it's okay.

THATS MISTER KANEDA TO YOU. PUNK! OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER CUAL RVELT STH

THAT'S MISTER KANEDA TO YOU. PURK( OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER CALL RUUVELT STN YOU'RE the elder here.

Gramps, you're so careless,

you must've aged in an unguarded moment.

Yep, you got me.

SRY BRN AND SECOND PLACE 1S SiLk(f? THEY MOKE LIGHT! S07 Wel

STAY BRN AND SECOND PLACE 1s SiLkir? THEY MORE LICHT! 607 Wl That makes no sense to me.

SRY BRN AND SECOND PLACE 1S SiLk(f? THEY MOKE LIGHT! S07 Wel

Come to think of it, I heard this rumor...

They say allies of justice from all over the nation

are gathering in Edo to make the Commissioner abolish the Hau Hau Tax.

Allies of justice? Wow, like who?

Like Mito Komon.

H-Here, take some, Elder. It's very good!

O-Okay. I guess I'll have some.

THE YEAR 685 DAWN OF THE FIRST MYTHRIL RUSH LET ME SWIM 18 YOUR PANTIES!

THE YEAR 685: DAWN OF THE FIRST MYTHRIL RUSH LET WE SWiM W YOUR PANTIES] Oh, be careful Elder, that's spicy!

LET ME SWIM Oh, be careful Elder, that's spicy!

LET ME SWIM Unfortunately, you're too late.

SWiM Unfortunately, you're too late.

FREEZE DIE COME TO LIFE Unfortunately, you're too late.

FREEZE DIE COME TO LIFE

FREEZE DIE COME TO LIFE Oh, he cried!

FREEZE DIE COME TO LIFE This is bad!

FREEZE DIE COME TO LIFE

We'll be exacting the Hau Hau Tax.

Yes, we will!

WHO THE HELL 16 THIS? 1 KNEW YOUD COME! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ALL RIGHT. JW LIST YOUD BE THIS STRONG? GETTIN STARTED } APPRECIATE YOUR HOW DARE YOU. HARD WORK. YOU SECOND-RATER! Yes, we will!

WHO THE HELL 1S THIS? ♪ KNEW YOUD COME! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ALL RIGHT. 18 LST YOU'D BE THIS STRONG? GETTIN STARTED } APPRECIATE YOUR HOW DARE YOu. HARD WORK. YOU SECOND-RATER(

WHO THE HELL 1S THIS? 1 KNEW YOUD COME! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ALL RIGHT. JW LIST YOUD BE THIS STRONG? GETTIN STARTED } APPRECIATE YOUR HOW DARE YOU. HARD WORK. YOU SECOND-RATER! So you've shown your faces, Hau Hau bureaucrats!

WHO THE HELL 1S THIS? 1 KNEW YOUD COME! ALL RIGHT IM UST GETTIN STARTED } APPRECIATE YOUR HARD WORK. So you've shown your faces, Hau Hau bureaucrats!

WHO THE HELL 1S THIS? ♪ KNEW YOUD COME! ALL RIGHT. IM JUST GETTIN STARTED } APPRECIATE YOUR HARD WORK.

WHO THE HELL 1S THIS? ♪ KNEW YOUD COME!

WHO THE HELL 16 THIS? 1 KNEW YOUD COME! We won't let you get away with such a crazy tax!

HENTAI YOIkO We won't let you get away with such a crazy tax!

HERTAI YOIKO

HERTAI YOIKO You mean to oppose us?

HERTAI YOIKO If you oppose us, you'll be arrested!

THAT'S ONE HEAD TAKEN If you oppose us, you'll be arrested!

THAT'S ONE HEAD TAKEN What?! Arrest us, you say?!

THAT'S ONE HEAD TAKER

A huge battle scene suddenly unfolds!

The fight becomes a free-for-all,

and the real swords they are using send up sparks!

YOU MUST NOT BURN THE MALT

YOU MUST HOT BURN THE MALT All right, everyone, please hush!

V FEEL $0 SORRY FOR YUKARIN

\ FEEL 50 SORRY FOR YUKARI Just who do you think this man is?!

Here it comes.

1F YOU PRESS THE REFRESH BUTTON IT...

IF YOU PRESS THE 'REFRESH BUTTON IT.. Everybody back off! Don't you see this crest...

Everybody back off! Don't you see this crest...

ITS COLE MY HEART 1S BROKEN. PLEASE HELP ME. Everybody back off! Don't you see this crest...

H0.. H00.. HOAAAIT HORAN Everybody back off! Don't you see this crest...

H0.. H00... HOARAIT HAAN! Wait, I don't have it.

H0.. H00... HOARAIT HAAN! What? Well, I don't have it.

H0.. H00... HOARAIT HAAN! Oh, that's right. I gave it to Grandpa Careless.

H0.. H00... HOARAIT HAAN! Grandpa, the inro!

WIZENED, HIDEOUS LITTLE Boy 800M! THERE'S A HOLE IN THE COLONY NOW. Grandpa, the inro!

WIZENED, HIDEOUS LITTLE Boy B00M/ THERE'S A HOLE IN THE COLONY HOW. Inro?

WIZENED, HIDEOUS LITTLE Boy 800M! THERE'S A HOLE IN THE COLONY NOW. Hmm, inro...

WIZEVED, HIDEOUS LITTLE BoY 800M/ THERE'S & HOLE IN THE COLONY ROW. Oh, that.

WIZENED, HIDEOUS LITTLE Boy 800M! THERE'S A HOLE IN THE COLONY NOW. "Oh, that" my butt! Hand it over!

800M! THERE'S A IN THE COLONY NOW. "Oh, that" my butt! Hand it over!

B00M/ THERE'S A IN THE COLONY HOW. Hurry, Gramps!

B00M/ THERE'S A Hurry, Gramps!

800M! THERE'S A I pawned it yesterday.

LET'S TOAST WITH MILK!

LET'S TOAST WITH MILK! Wh-What did you say, Old Geezer?!

LET'S TOAST WITH MiLk( Oh, I'm so careless.

Oh, I'm so careless.

That's not careless, that's calculating.

All right, you bastards, come along quietly!

Hey, you shouldn't be bullying that turtle!

I think we've gotten far enough away.

Be more careful, would you?

Sorry!

Here, Father, your rice porridge is ready.

I'm

Sorry

You

Always

Have

To

Take

Care

Of

Me.

Head meat!

Now, take a bite.

Hearts!

Father, what's the matter?

If you don't eat, you won't recover your strength.

Welsh onion kebab!

If I could, I'd like to feed you the full-course seasonal French meal of a three-star chef,

but under these economic circumstances,

even such modest dreams of the common folk cannot come true!

Neck-area meat!

I'm so sorry, Father.

Rump meat!

She was a disciplined and stoic child.

KITSUKA'S - Mon Curry Ogam/i I feel so much pity...

I feel so much pity...

Really?

All of this is because of that tax!

I think this particular case is different.

Miss, your humble servant will overthrow that evil commissioner with her own hands, just watch!

Hau Hau Tax!

Time to collect!

You dirty bureaucrats! I've got no money I'm willing to pay to YOU!

Leave my sight at once!

A huge battle scene suddenly unfolds!

...I'Il skip the rest.

Why are you arresting me too?

Papa! Wait!

This thing won't stand up if you don't hold your end!

Check, please.

FOREHEAD OSTEOPATHYY

Nothing will be settled at this rate.

Nenbutsu no Miyako (Yui Horie)

Episode 24 "You Are Responsible for Your Own Death"

NU

LL

We take care of the bad kids who think they can do whatever they like.

We are not waiting for parental punishment to befall them.

Television's justice is not to be relied upon either.

In darkness we judge them and paniponi them.

PO

GA

Namu Amida Butsu.

Kurumi Drawn by Becky Namu Amida Butsu.

HISSATSV PANIPONIN

SHIN HISSATSY PANIPONIN

NO NEED FOR GENIVSES

It's Nezumi! It's Nezumi Kozo!

It's Nezumi! It's Nezumi Kozo!

He's running over there! Capture him!

Shakuhachi Shakuhachi Shakuhachi Serizawa Shaku

&F &F pe £x! ~o £x! FA:

&F EE EF! EE EF! No &F Good evenin', sir!

Good evenin', sir!

Who the heck are you?

I'm Nezumi. You a-makin' an arrest?

Yes. He just ran this way...

Y-You stink!

Eh? I'm a-stinkin'? That's funny...

I took a bath last month like a good man always does...

Gah! You stink so much I can't stand it!

Come on, let's go!

He's not herel He's over there, over there!

Do I really stink that much?

Heh. Now then...

NEzuMI koZO Nezumi Kozo.

neZUmi KOzo Nezumi Kozo.

NEzuMI koZO Nezumi Kozo.

neZUmi KOzo Nezumi Kozo.

Nezumi Kozo.

Who is it?!

OVer HEre. Over here.

ovER heRE. Over here.

OVer HEre. Over here.

Over here.

You guys...

We got arrested because of that tax.

It's so pathetic, my storm of cherry blossoms is crying too.

Even you... I'll break you out of here right away!

Not possible. Security's really tight.

Then what...

I want you to do me a favor.

CIGARETTES OTAKU LIFE Chicken

"Paniponin"?

Yes. I want them to avenge us... To avenge the people of Edo.

MOE Yes. I want them to avenge us... To avenge the people of Edo.

Yes. I want them to avenge us... To avenge the people of Edo.

Midori-ya Yes. I want them to avenge us... To avenge the people of Edo.

Yes. I want them to avenge us... To avenge the people of Edo.

Will you do it for me?

All right. Leave it to me.

I owe you one.

But there's just one problem.

FOREHEAD OSTEOPATHY

FOREHEAD OSTEOPATHY Cash.

FOREHEAD OSTEOPATHY The guard took all the money I had on me.

FOREHEAD OSTEOPATHY

Heh, that's the problem? Well, don't worry then.

If it's money we need...

I got it.

The matter has my full understanding.

I'm not a turtle...

All right, we'll start this punishment at one million.

950,000!

900,000.

850,000!

800,000!

50 yen!

50 yen...

The winning bid for this punishment is 50 yen.

Oh, okay. Later, then.

Monetary Value-ism

50 yen is...

Wait a second!

50 yen is kind of ridiculous.

That's so under...

Maybe I'm a turtle after all...

It's the so underselling of the year.

Monetary Value-ism

Monetary Value-ism Oh, shut up! I didn't want to let another team do this one!

The Commissioner of Finance, Bekiemon Miyamoto...

She's apparently quite the genius.

Genius...

Prove it by laying an egg, then.

I don't care whether she's a genius or not; what she does is too harsh.

And here I thought the little commissioner was cute!

Monetary Value-ism

Monetary Value-ism It's the tipster.

Thanks for your work. What's the situation?

What a question. At this point the situation's just crazy.

Clothing

Clothing

Children's Literature Series #7 THE UGLY DUCKLING Andersen

Clothing

Clothing Oh, there's a picture book on the ground.

Clothing

Clothing

I feel so sorry for her!

Hau Hau Tax!

Time to collect!

TEA

TEA I'm a little hungry. Maybe I'll have some dango...

TEA

WASA Bl

Wasabi?

WASA Bl

ALL EATEN

Ugh, spicy!

SARE

SARE

Sake really packs a punch when you drink it in the afternoon, meow!

Monetary Value-ism

Huh...

That's Huh? right! An egg?!

Monetary Value-ism

Monetary Value-ism Huh? That's against the rules!

Monetary Value-ism I know, right? It's really bad.

It...

Nnghh...

It...

Haman Feces Eggs

Monetary Value-ism

Monetary Value-ism It sounds like they're becoming unscrupulous about how they get their money, doesn't it?

Monetary Value-ism

Monetary Value-ism Let me talk too!

Let me talk too!

Thanks.

See you.

What should we do?

Okay, tonight's the night.

It can't be...

Someone from town?

Oh, it's just you.

Don't scare us like that, little sister!

What is it?

Oh, my, I see.

Monetary Value-ism Oh, my, I see.

Monetary Value-ism Huh? What's up?

Monetary Value-ism She says this is a gift from the boss at the restaurant.

Monetary Value-ism Wow, a gift? I might be happy!

She says we're supposed to all share it to give our spirits a lift.

Wow, he does some pretty cool things.

All right, since he went to the trouble, let's eat.

I wonder what it is? Is it a crab?

Whole crab?

Maho! It's whole boss.

It's okay, you can eat me.

It's It's okay, you can eat me.

Okay, It's okay, you can eat me.

You It's okay, you can eat me.

Can It's okay, you can eat me.

Eat It's okay, you can eat me.

Me. It's okay, you can eat me.

Just kidding.

Just Just kidding.

Kidding. Just kidding.

Just kidding.

All right, since he went to the trouble, let's eat.

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Protected Species Huh?

Protected Species HUH?!

Protected Species

Um, perhaps you should sleep soon...

Shut up.

You have to get up early tomorrow, after all.

Would you just can it? I'm a commissioner, you know.

I'm sorry.

This month's G Fan is great, too.

Everyone's late...

Hachiko the Faithful Dog Everyone's late...

Hachiko the Faithful Dog Ack! We were supposed to meet in front of the Moyai, not Hachiko!

Dec. 12 (Sun) 01:05 Sender: It's Himekol Hiyal We're meeting in front of the Moyai today, okay Kurumi? Hey, "Moyai" sounds like "Yaoi" as in Jun*** huhl Mahol UFO~I Ack! We were supposed to meet in front of the Moyai, not Hachiko!

But they could've at least called me to see where I was...

Hachiko the Faithful Dog

Hachiko the Faithful Dog Could they not have noticed that I'm missing?!

Hachiko the Faithful Dog

Grrr! One more time!

I guess I'll hit the bathroom first.

It really does get chilly at night!

All ready?

Yes.

Now!

Maho!

We did it!

I was caught.

Damn assassins. Don't underestimate a genius!

Oh dear. You were caught, weren't you.

Yes, I was caught again.

Sheesh, they're so persistent!

Was I able to meet your expectations?

Genius wins!

Okay, I'll keep going and escape into the guardhouse!

Y-You...

You're a bad loser, little girl.

Shut up! If you do anything I'll shout!

Go ahead, shout as much as you like.

I'm a commissioner, you know! I'm a genius, you know!

I'm sick of hearing that.

Maybe I'll have you pay some taxes too.

Namu Amida Butsu.

Hau hau, hau hau!

Case closed.

Yep.

All right, then, everybody, say it with me...

Yo yo yoi, yo yo yoi, yo yo yoi, yoi!

MA HO Yo yo yoi, yo yo yoi, yo yo yoi, yoi!

MA HO

It's a happy endive!

Oh, we've forgotten someone.

Lala lu...

Sotto tsumoru yuki ni All alone I listen to the softly piling snow

Hitorikiri de mimi wo katamuke All alone I listen to the softly piling snow

Kogoesou na kokoro wo daite And I cradle my freezing-cold heart

Yoru ga fukete yuku As the night wears on

Anata mo ima watashi to onaji Are you gazing at the same moon

Tsuki wo mitsumetemasu ka As I am right now?

Namida ni nurenagara anata koishii I long for you as the tears stream down my cheeks

Shiroku somaru toiki In the cold my sigh turns white

Fuwari fuwari ukande kieru It floats lightly in the air and disappears

Kumoru mado ni egaite imasu I'm tracing them in this foggy window...

Anata... Setsugetsuka You... And scenes of the four seasons

Miss Ichijo, I'll wash your back for you!

Oh, thank you very much.

Ma?

Do Not Push DANGER Ma?

Do Not Push DANGER

Do Not Push DANGER

S-Say, Miss Ichijo...

Yes? What is it?

Oh, no, never mind, I think...

Do Not Push DANGER

Pitter-patter, pitter-patter...

Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter...

Poke.

SQUENIX

This program is a work of fiction, and has no connection to real people, groups, Edo Periods, Paniponis, or Paniponi Dashes.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy...

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy... I'm Rebecca Miyamoto, the homeroom teacher of class 1-C.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy... Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy... Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater BAM! You are getting very sleepy... Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater BAM! Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater BAM! You are getting very sleepy... Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy... Japan's largest lake, Lake Biwa, is moving northward bit by bit even now.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy... In other words, a few tens of thousands of years from now,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You are getting very sleepy... it will end up actually leaving Japan, huh?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater it will end up actually leaving Japan, huh?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 25 "A Time of Crisis" it will end up actually leaving Japan, huh?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 25 "A Time of Crisis" What's your problem with us, Lake Biwa?!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater There are two episodes left. Be sure to watch them.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You mustn't sleep here. There are two episodes left. Be sure to watch them.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You mustn't sleep here. Good night!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You mustn't sleep here.

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