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Captain.
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Captain.
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Captain!
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We have a problem!
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Don't you go looking bigger onscreen than me!
We have a problem!
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Don't you go looking bigger onscreen than me!
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Sorry, sir!
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Just look at this!
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My sweater will be finished pretty soon...
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Forget the sweater; it doesn't matter!
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Shut up!
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Are you trying to say
my sweater doesn't matter?!
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More importantly...
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Apologize first! Apologize for that invective!
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SWEATER
Apologize first! Apologize for that invective!
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Why?
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Grr... You bastard!
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I'm gonna tell Miss Miyamoto on you!
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Will you just look at this, please?
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What's this?
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It's a communication from our home planet.
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You idiot, you should've told me
about that sooner! Take that!
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Uh-huh, uh-huh... Wh-What?!
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Do you finally understand the situation, sir?
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Paniponi Dash! has only four
more episodes to go?!
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You know that's not what it says!
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Lalalalala lalalala lalala la la la la
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Peniponi Desh
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I do have a dress for the party
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But I looked out of place at the park
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I pronounce it correctly
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"Karatto" should be "carat"
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I'm right here
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I see myself in the mirror
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An idol with slight makeup
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That's Girl Q
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Girl Q
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To the mysterious girl, everyone is like
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(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)
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With stimulating gaze
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(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)
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Someone please make me cry
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(Make me cry, please make me cry)
Someone please make me cry
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(Make me cry, please make me cry)
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Someone please make me cry
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(Make me cry softly)
Someone please make me cry
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(Make me cry softly)
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Episode 23
"Misfortunes Never Come
One by One"
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Morning!
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ra
NT
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ra
oI
...is what it is, everyone.
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Okay, homeroom's over.
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My, my. You have a cold, Becky?
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No, I don't think it's a cold...
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The weather did start getting
colder all of a sudden.
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Okay Becky! I'll warm you up,
since I'm always hot!
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Maho!
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Becky, you're so small!
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And suddenly you have long white ears, too!
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I think you're lovely!
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Your idiocy is the real thing.
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whoooosh
whoooosh
whoooosh
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Yeah, it's definitely chilly.
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You guys take care to prevent colds too.
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I added a blanket to my bedding last night.
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Ditto what Forehead said.
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Don't call me "Forehead"!
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Ah, maybe I'll start using an
extra comforter tonight.
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What, Ichijo? Did you add two?
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I wish for world peace.
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Uh-huh, sure.
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So Becky, that said...
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Hmm?
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I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold...
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Middle-aged ladies
with punch perms
Matsumoto
Ranger
I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold...
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Middle-aged ladies
with punch perms
Matsumoto
Ranger
Kurumi?
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Middle-aged ladies
with punch perms
Matsumoto
Ranger
Hey, are you okay?
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Middle-aged ladies
with punch perms
Matsumoto
Ranger
Do you have a fever?
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Do you have a fever?
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Nope, no fever.
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Iam
My parents
met while
grave-robbing
Jin
Matsuzaki
Nope, no fever.
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Iam
My parents
met while
grave robbing
Jin
Matsuzaki
Then why are you shivering?!
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Iam
My parents
met while
grave robbing
Jin
Matsuzaki
I totally can't deal with the cold.
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Iam
My parents
met while
grave-robbing
Jin
Matsuzaki
"Totally can't deal"? I've never seen
anyone THIS bad before!
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00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,794
Iam
My parents
met while
grave-robbing
Jin
Matsuzaki
You're the can't deal of the year!
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You're not Becky!
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Well, leaving aside the girl who's just noticed...
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Blech... Can I stay home from
school starting tomorrow?
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You sure
are an actor
Ankoku
Bute
Blech... Can I stay home from
school starting tomorrow?
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You sure
are an actor
Ankoku
Bute
What are you talking about? Of course not!
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You sure
are an actor
Ankoku
Buto
But...
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You sure
are an actor
Ankoku
Bute
You're not the only one who's cold! Tough it out.
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You sure
are an actor
Ankoku
Buto
I can't tough it out!
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I can't tough it out!
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THAT'S
OKERA'S
PEEPEE
This mitt
handles
nicely
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THAT'S
OKERA'S
PEEPEE
This mitt
handles
nicely
Oh, I know!
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THAT'S
OKERA'S
PEEPEE
This mitt
handles
nicely
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00:04:28,617 --> 00:04:32,287
THAT'S
OKERA'S
PEEPEE
This mitt
handles
nicely
Hey, you're a genius, so give me an item
that'll shield me from the cold.
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Bekiemon!
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I'll hit you, you know!
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It doesn't matter
how many times
you fire your gun Spaceisa
mighty fine
place
Idon't need a
written account
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It doesn't matter
how many times .
you fire your gun Spaceisa
mighty fine
place
Idon't need a
written account
Please! I'm so cold I'm gonna die!
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It doesn't matter
how many times 3
you fire your gun Spaceisa
mighty fine
place
Idon't need a
written account
Sheesh. I guess there's no help for it.
Please! I'm so cold I'm gonna die!
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00:04:39,294 --> 00:04:40,762
It doesn't matter
how many times 3
you fire your gun Spaceisa
mighty fine
place
Idon't need a
written account
Sheesh. I guess there's no help for it.
I'll die! I'll die...
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It doesn't matter
how many times
you fire your gun Spaceisa
mighty fine
place
Idon't need a
written account
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It doesn't matter
how many times .
you fire your gun Spaceisa
mighty fine
place
Idon't need a
written account
You really have an item?
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Here.
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The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
Here.
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The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
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The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
What's this?
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The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
1 forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
It's a Toasty-Warm Pocket Warmer.
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The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
And?
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00:04:49,171 --> 00:04:50,772
The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
You tap it like this.
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The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
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00:04:51,006 --> 00:04:52,707
The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
Good for you, Kurumi.
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00:04:52,707 --> 00:04:54,242
The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
1 forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
Now you won't be cold.
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00:04:54,242 --> 00:04:56,108
The company president
is a chihuahua,
he manages Yeltsin,
I forced a marriage interview
with his daughter
Bungeling Bay
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Why you, Shiratori,
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I'll give you a failing grade on your
test if you keep being so cute!
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00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:04,886
Oh no! I mustn't fail the test!
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00:05:04,886 --> 00:05:07,222
What should I do, Mr. Saotome?
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00:05:07,222 --> 00:05:10,992
Hmm, to say "stop being cute"
would be asking for the impossible...
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What a problem...
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00:05:12,227 --> 00:05:14,663
Okay! I won't fail you then!
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Yay! Thanks Mr. Saotome!
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00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:19,100
The End.
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What the heck was that?
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Shiratori Puppet Troupe! Pretty good, wasn't it?
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The plot was such a drag
there's no way to even comment.
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Aw...
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Oh, I know! I'll put a Watanuki
doll in next time, then!
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Suzune! That's not the real solution
for this problem!
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Aw...
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Okay, I'll put in a Zula doll too.
That solves your problem, right?
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She's happy...
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00:05:43,558 --> 00:05:47,017
Hey, Suzune, we get the
Puppet Troupe thing, okay?
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00:05:47,729 --> 00:05:49,754
So do something about HIM already.
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Go Somewhere Else
Look
Investigate
Listen
Investigation
Complete
"What would you like to do?"
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Hmm...
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00:05:53,435 --> 00:05:55,770
I wonder if giving him another chop will work?
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00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:56,037
Go Somewhere Else
Look
Investigate
Listen
Hit
Investigation
Complete
"What would you like to do?"
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Go Somewhere Else
Look
Investigate
Listen
Hit
Investigation
Complete
"What would you like to do?"
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Go Somewhere Else
Look
Investigate
Listen
Hit
Investigation
Complete
"What would you like to do?"
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Go Somewhere Else
Look
Investigate
Listen
Hit
Investigation
Complete
"What would you like to do?"
No!
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Once upon a time,
there lived an
older couple.
A maho came bobbing,
Spain.
146
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Hot springs are just the thing
when it's cold, right?
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00:06:06,081 --> 00:06:07,315
Now you're talking!
148
00:06:07,315 --> 00:06:07,716
That sounds great.
Now you're talking!
149
00:06:07,716 --> 00:06:08,649
That sounds great.
150
00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:12,186
Just look, this one says it's an open-air
bath surrounded by forest!
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00:06:12,888 --> 00:06:14,982
There's a panoramic view of the lake here!
152
00:06:15,223 --> 00:06:18,488
Those private open-air baths
that are in lately sound great too!
153
00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:21,830
Oh, it's Heaven!
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Are you just going to look at them?
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Megadodo Publications' Vacation Guide
The Hot Springs Guide to the Galaxy
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
Yeah, that's right,
we're just gonna look at them!
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Megadodo Publications' Vacation G
The Hot Springs Guide to the G
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
Yeah, that's right,
we're just gonna look at them!
157
00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:31,773
Megadodo Publications' Vacation G
The Hot Springs Guide to the G
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
Just looking at them warms up our hearts!
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Megadodo Publications' Vacation G
The Hot Springs Guide to the G
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
That's right!
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Megadodo Publications' Vacation G
The Hot Springs Guide to the G
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
I see, so that's what the common folk are like.
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Megadodo Publications' Vacation G
The Hot Springs Guide to the G
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
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Megadodo Publications' Vacation G
The Hot Springs Guide to the G
Revised Version
Don't panic, stay calm,
just use this book!
Yeah, all right, I know my family's
below average!
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Yeah, all right, I know my family's
below average!
163
00:06:39,981 --> 00:06:41,850
I'll burn this damn magazine! I'll burn it!
164
00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,518
Hau hau hau hau...
I'll burn this damn magazine! I'll burn it!
165
00:06:44,419 --> 00:06:46,388
You had your fun, now let them be.
166
00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:48,379
Of course, if you say so, Chief Detective.
167
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Who are you calling "Chief Detective"?
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I'l burn it! I'l burn it! I'l burn it!
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Hau hau, hau hau, hau hau...
I'll burn it! I'l burn it! I'l burn it!
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But man, it really is chilly.
Maybe I'll put on another layer.
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It's body heat, meow.
172
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Why?!
173
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Oh, Rei, you're gonna put on another layer?
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Is it a blazer?
175
00:07:04,472 --> 00:07:05,735
A sweater?
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00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,472
Since it's you, maybe a baggy sweater?
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Mal A P.E. jersey!
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MMA
Mal! A P.E. jersey!
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Mal A P.E. jersey!
180
00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,048
Ah, yeah, it's comfortable, you know?
181
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No, no, no!
182
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That's not cute!
183
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As long as it's warm, who cares if it's cute?
184
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No, Rei, you have such a nice figure!
185
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I don't know what you're trying to say.
186
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Ah, but maybe for a fetish, a jersey is better?
187
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What do you mean, a fetish?
188
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If you're targeting fetishes, this is good.
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Ma?
Huh?
190
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Wow, Miss Ichijo, you might be a fetishist!
191
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Yes, sir!
192
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You don't have to push yourself.
193
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Miss Platoon Commander, ma'am,
you're like a wild chrysanthemum.
194
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I have no idea what that means.
195
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This was growing out back
behind the school, meow.
196
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Uh-huh.
197
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Would you like to eat it?
198
00:08:01,196 --> 00:08:02,322
No, I don't want it.
199
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Oh, I see.
200
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MUNCH
Oh, I see.
201
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MUNCH
202
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It's tasty!
203
00:08:09,204 --> 00:08:10,939
That was good.
204
00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:12,641
That was a poisonous mushroom, you know.
205
00:08:12,641 --> 00:08:14,006
What?!
206
00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:21,077
Why did she say that after
I'd eaten the whole thing?
207
00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,445
Blah...
208
00:08:23,818 --> 00:08:27,186
I have class starting with first period?
I've got no energy...
209
00:08:27,489 --> 00:08:28,923
I've discovered a giant Becky!
210
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I have discovered a giant Becky!
211
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I don't want to be called "giant" by YOU.
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What?! How rude!
213
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Attack!
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What the heck is this?
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The Shiratori Puppet Troupe.
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The Shiratori Puppet Troupe
The Shiratori Puppet Troupe.
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Huh? Did you join too, Serizawa?
218
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Things just sort of worked out that way.
219
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And what's that?
220
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A homicidal maniac.
221
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Prepare yourself!
222
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Prepare yourself!
Prepare yourself!
223
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All right, already, go back to your classrooms.
224
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The bell's already rung.
225
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What was that for?!
226
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She ran away! After her! After her!
227
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After her!
She ran away! After her! After her!
228
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Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
229
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Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
230
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Cut it out!
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stop
the
Environmental
Destruction
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stop
the
Environmental
Destruction
Hold it right there!
233
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Why the hell am I being attacked?!
I'm a teacher, you know!
234
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:13,034
Aw...
235
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Don't you give me that "aw"!
236
00:09:14,669 --> 00:09:15,636
Okay, here.
237
00:09:18,473 --> 00:09:20,601
You're still making me the character
who gets hunted down...
238
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Oh, look out!
239
00:09:24,979 --> 00:09:26,708
Huh? What's ha...
240
00:09:27,015 --> 00:09:27,743
Ow!
241
00:09:28,249 --> 00:09:31,184
Tra lal I'm back!
242
00:09:31,453 --> 00:09:32,787
Oh, welcome home.
243
00:09:32,787 --> 00:09:34,689
So the story keeps going?
244
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Mom, I'm hungry!
245
00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,159
That's your mother?
246
00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:41,329
Perfect timing. Come on, I have a roast pig.
247
00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:42,464
A pig?
248
00:09:42,464 --> 00:09:45,433
Hmm, you're acting a little
strangely today, Mom.
249
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You're the one who's going to be roasted!
250
00:09:47,869 --> 00:09:49,838
Ha ha ha ha hal
251
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This story is a drag.
252
00:09:51,439 --> 00:09:54,142
Oh! Help me, Big Sis Usa!
253
00:09:54,142 --> 00:09:55,510
Is that me?
254
00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:58,012
Yes! You're actually an elite detective
from the Space Police,
255
00:09:58,012 --> 00:10:01,949
the Jumping Monkey, Super Ultra Big Sis Usal
256
00:10:02,117 --> 00:10:02,817
Uh-huh...
257
00:10:02,817 --> 00:10:05,320
In other words, you've had amnesia!
258
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,220
Huh, my ears came off.
259
00:10:08,189 --> 00:10:09,384
THE END
260
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Miss Miyamoto's so late...
261
00:10:12,794 --> 00:10:14,819
I wonder if she forgot about class?
262
00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,891
If she's not coming, that's fine by me.
263
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:23,638
"After all, I'm an ace student,
so I'll be fine missing one class."
264
00:10:23,638 --> 00:10:25,640
Momose, you sound like such a jerk!
265
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,674
Hey, now...
266
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I'll go check the faculty room.
267
00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:31,713
"That's actually my job as class rep,
268
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but hey, underlings can take care
of lame stuff like that."
269
00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:38,119
Momose, you have a bad personality!
270
00:10:38,119 --> 00:10:39,416
You guys...
271
00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:43,324
Huh?
272
00:10:43,324 --> 00:10:44,893
Oh, Kurusu.
273
00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:46,428
What are you doing?
274
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:46,461
Because
he was a
stupid kid
What are you doing?
275
00:10:46,461 --> 00:10:47,962
Because
he was a
stupid kid
Puppet theater!
276
00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:49,623
Because
he was a
stupid kid
Yay! A helper!
277
00:10:50,131 --> 00:10:51,155
Here, take this.
278
00:10:53,401 --> 00:10:55,270
This is that girl from the Drama Club...
279
00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:58,273
They want me to play my greatest rival in life?!
280
00:10:58,273 --> 00:11:00,469
What's wrong? If you don't want that one,
I'll switch with you.
281
00:11:01,643 --> 00:11:03,634
Oh, no, I'll do my best!
282
00:11:04,078 --> 00:11:05,513
Then here's the next part!
283
00:11:05,513 --> 00:11:06,915
Roboko appears!
284
00:11:06,915 --> 00:11:08,383
Yeah, piko piko!
285
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,613
Hey, you're good!
286
00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:12,553
Where are you going today,
Pukashuu?
What's this? I hear
someone crying somewhere.
287
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,489
Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit!
288
00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:18,259
Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit!
289
00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:22,263
Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit!
Yes, the people were living
their daily lives in peace,
290
00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:26,723
Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit!
as yet unaware of the fact that the greatest crisis
in Earth's history was approaching.
291
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,095
Is this part of daily life, too?
292
00:11:39,614 --> 00:11:40,348
Captain...
293
00:11:40,348 --> 00:11:41,349
How do things stand?
294
00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:43,651
It's absolutely terrible. At this rate...
295
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...the Earth will be destroyed?
296
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DESTRUCTION
...the Earth will be destroyed?
297
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:46,681
...the Earth will be destroyed?
298
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And even on Earth,
299
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there at last began to be signs
of the coming nightmare.
300
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:58,160
Oh no, I cut it to the quick.
301
00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:00,468
It started with a plain and boring sign.
302
00:12:00,468 --> 00:12:01,765
Don't call me plain!
303
00:12:03,638 --> 00:12:04,935
Intelligence
Department
304
00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:09,110
"If the state of your activities continues as-is,
305
00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:12,569
we cannot recognize the Student Council
Intelligence Department as a school club."
306
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,483
The Intelligence Department will be no more...
307
00:12:15,483 --> 00:12:16,918
What should I do?!
308
00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:18,319
What's wrong?
309
00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:27,695
What should I do, Miss No. 6?!
310
00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:29,430
M-Miss Watanuki?!
311
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,765
Help me...
312
00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:31,599
Huh?
313
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:32,794
It is a sign.
314
00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:36,796
This is my prairie dog, Prai-zaemon.
315
00:12:37,272 --> 00:12:38,573
Isn't he cute?
316
00:12:38,573 --> 00:12:40,174
He is!
317
00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:42,541
He's so cute. Bow, wow!
318
00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,847
What's he looking at?
319
00:12:45,847 --> 00:12:46,837
I couldn't say.
320
00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:49,714
Is it that?
321
00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:51,019
Terror!
The Freak
KILL THEM
BEFORE THEY
KILL youl!
322
00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:51,352
KILL THEM
BEFORE THEY
KILL youl!
323
00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,721
KILL THEM
BEFORE THEY
KILL you!!
If so, I'm impressed!
324
00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:55,657
KILL THEM
BEFORE THEY
KILL you!!
I don't think that's it, though.
325
00:12:55,657 --> 00:12:57,022
KILL THEM
BEFORE THEY
KILL you!!
I hope not.
326
00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:06,167
Oh my.
327
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:09,068
Oh no! Inugami, he...!
328
00:13:10,138 --> 00:13:10,204
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
329
00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:10,438
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
Inugami, he...!
330
00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:11,806
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
Inugami, he...!
331
00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:13,007
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
He fell.
332
00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:13,641
Why?
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
Why?
333
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:13,775
Why?
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
For what reason?
334
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:14,642
For what reason?
Why?
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
For what reason?
335
00:13:14,642 --> 00:13:15,610
For what reason?
Why?
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
Could it be...
336
00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,278
For what reason?
Why?
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
I would rather not think it, but...
337
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:17,545
For what reason?
Why?
Fall
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
The reason for his fall...
338
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:18,479
For what reason?
Why?
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
The reason for his fall...
339
00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:18,746
For what reason?
Why?
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
Could the reason have been...
340
00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:20,111
For what reason?
Why?
MISAO BRAIN MEETING
Reason...
Could the reason have been...
341
00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:23,618
Perhaps I should get this hair cut shorter?
342
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:28,823
Hey, Inugami! You all right?
343
00:13:28,823 --> 00:13:29,619
It is a sign.
344
00:13:30,658 --> 00:13:30,892
Megadodo Publications' Vacation Guide
The Hot Springs Guide to the Galaxy
Revised Version
345
00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:33,728
Megadodo Publications' Vacation Guide
The Hot Springs Guide to the Galaxy
Revised Version
Wow, you can charge a full 1500 yen
for something like this?
346
00:13:33,728 --> 00:13:33,995
Wow, you can charge a full 1500 yen
for something like this?
347
00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:35,797
Don't trivialize it like that!
348
00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:35,964
FO
Don't trivialize it like that!
349
00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:36,030
RE
Don't trivialize it like that!
350
00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:36,087
RE
351
00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:36,331
HE
352
00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:36,364
Ab
353
00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:36,421
RE
354
00:13:36,497 --> 00:13:36,531
Hey, hey, hey!
355
00:13:36,531 --> 00:13:36,564
am!
Hey, hey, hey!
356
00:13:36,564 --> 00:13:37,565
Hey, hey, hey!
357
00:13:37,565 --> 00:13:38,700
Ma-
358
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:38,766
Maho...
359
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:38,967
MA
Maho...
360
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:39,334
MA
HO
Maho...
361
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:39,732
Maho...
362
00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:45,039
Don't you think it would be great if there were
spaghetti with holes in it like macaroni?
363
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:47,609
Do you think so? Do you?
364
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,043
What's with that, all of a sudden?
365
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,945
That already exists.
366
00:13:50,945 --> 00:13:54,282
They say it heats up fast so you boil it
for less time. That stuff.
367
00:13:54,282 --> 00:13:57,652
It'd have no core, so I bet it'd be hard
to make it al dente and stuff!
368
00:13:57,652 --> 00:13:58,642
Listen when I'm talking to you.
369
00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:01,647
It's the type of thing that would show up
in a cooking manga, huh?
370
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:14,568
Like "Oh, they're so pliant it's like
you're on top of the world!"
371
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:18,106
"Super-cosmically delicious!"
372
00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:21,872
"Spaghetti with holes saves the world!"
You know, like that!
373
00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:24,541
Rumble
374
00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:31,352
And check it out! For some reason its discoverers,
the ancient Holed Pasta Civilization,
375
00:14:31,352 --> 00:14:34,689
perished even though they had such
advanced noodle technology!
376
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,748
You're continuing that story?!
377
00:14:36,991 --> 00:14:39,255
But it's started getting kind of interesting.
378
00:14:39,494 --> 00:14:40,528
According to one theory,
379
00:14:40,528 --> 00:14:45,500
the Holed Pasta Civilization's high-level
technological power was given to them by aliens.
380
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,901
My my. And?
381
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:47,969
Whoa, she's onboard.
382
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:52,907
But you see, the people of Holed Pasta didn't
know the true way of using those holes.
383
00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:55,276
That's why their civilization perished!
384
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:59,770
I see. So what was really supposed
to be put in the spaghetti holes?
385
00:15:01,315 --> 00:15:02,680
Maho?
386
00:15:03,651 --> 00:15:04,914
She hasn't thought about it.
387
00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:07,150
Maybe thinly-sliced cucumber...
388
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,888
This has nothing whatsoever
to do with the signs.
389
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:16,757
W-We've got a problem!
390
00:15:17,065 --> 00:15:17,832
Mesousa?
391
00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:18,266
Giblets
Mesousa?
392
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,400
Giblets
What's the matter?
393
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:19,434
What's the matter?
394
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,368
Well, you see...
395
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:24,761
Becky!
396
00:15:24,939 --> 00:15:26,600
ANIVLISNIOH
oL1vsy
397
00:15:29,143 --> 00:15:29,277
MA
HO
398
00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:29,877
MA
HO
Becky!
399
00:15:29,877 --> 00:15:30,105
Becky!
400
00:15:30,411 --> 00:15:31,310
What's the matter?!
401
00:15:31,913 --> 00:15:33,347
Did something happen?
402
00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:34,215
Well...
403
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:34,841
ANIVLISNIOH
oL1vsy
Well...
404
00:15:35,316 --> 00:15:38,445
After the puppet theater ended,
I parted ways with Suzune and the others...
405
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,455
And when I started walking,
a ball came flying out of nowhere...
406
00:15:46,894 --> 00:15:47,061
POUT 7055
Tour TRIS
a
407
00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:48,463
DONT TOSS
TOUR TRASH
ERE
And I fell into a pond...
408
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:48,486
POUT 7055
Tour TRIS
a
409
00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:50,428
And when I got out of the pond,
410
00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:52,562
I fell down a hole...
411
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:54,402
And when I crawled out,
412
00:15:54,402 --> 00:15:55,961
I stepped on a dog's tail!
413
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,376
And just when I was relieved at
having finally gotten away,
414
00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:04,178
WET
PAINT!
the bench I sat down on
was covered in wet paint...
415
00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:04,804
the bench I sat down on
was covered in wet paint...
416
00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:08,512
And to top it all off a paint can
fell out of the sky onto me...
417
00:16:10,685 --> 00:16:11,686
PA NI
poni
418
00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:16,852
Why did all this happen?!
Just what did I do to deserve this?!
419
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,359
You were skipping class to do puppet theater.
420
00:16:21,662 --> 00:16:24,565
Well, but this is too harsh to be just
divine punishment for that.
421
00:16:24,565 --> 00:16:26,934
Yeah, she's like a museum exhibit on misfortune.
422
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:29,637
She's the misfortune monopolizer of the year.
423
00:16:29,637 --> 00:16:31,571
Becky, you poor thing!
424
00:16:32,874 --> 00:16:33,898
MA
HO
425
00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:35,667
lpnidt 100q uoY
426
00:16:38,513 --> 00:16:40,572
I'm going home!
427
00:16:40,748 --> 00:16:41,180
RIP
428
00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:43,083
Oh, your ribbon tore.
429
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:43,774
CRACK
430
00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:45,042
There's a crack in your glasses!
431
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:46,521
Youve Got Mail
432
00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:46,888
Youve Got Mail
A text message?
433
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:47,355
A text message?
434
00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:48,823
It's from Taeko!
435
00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:50,814
You mean that trainee jinx?
436
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:54,192
She says "I pray for your misfortune"...
437
00:16:54,929 --> 00:16:56,063
It's gone!
438
00:16:56,063 --> 00:16:57,832
What happened to you, Miyako?
439
00:16:57,832 --> 00:17:00,101
My good health charm's disappeared!
440
00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:00,434
GOOp
HEALTH
Panipo Shrine
441
00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,570
GOOp
HEALTH
Panipo Shrine
You've been carrying around one of those?
442
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:02,593
You've been carrying around one of those?
443
00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:06,770
The stalk didn't float upright
in my tea this morning.
444
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:12,113
Er, anyway, this means that some
misfortune has befallen everyone.
445
00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:14,982
You're right... What's going on?
446
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:17,251
Maho! Wh-What should I do?
447
00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:18,920
What's wrong, Himeko?
448
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,221
What should I do?
449
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:22,519
I'm the only one with no misfortune!
450
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:23,951
Huh?
451
00:17:24,358 --> 00:17:27,261
Isn't that a good thing?
452
00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:30,898
What? No! I'm the only one left out!
453
00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:32,033
We're talking about MISFORTUNE!
454
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:34,302
Do you WANT to be unfortunate?
455
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:34,535
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
456
00:17:34,535 --> 00:17:34,802
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
457
00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:35,036
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
458
00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:35,303
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
459
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:35,536
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
460
00:17:35,536 --> 00:17:35,803
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
461
00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:36,037
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
462
00:17:36,037 --> 00:17:36,304
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
463
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:36,537
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
464
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:36,804
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
465
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:37,038
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
466
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:37,305
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
467
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:37,538
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
468
00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:37,772
Maho
Maho
Maho
Yes! I might want misfortune too!
469
00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:37,805
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
470
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:38,039
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
471
00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:38,306
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
472
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:38,539
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
473
00:17:38,539 --> 00:17:38,806
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
474
00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:39,040
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
475
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:39,307
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
476
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:39,540
Maho
Maho
Maho
What do you want us to do about it?
477
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,942
Um...
478
00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:41,609
Maho?
479
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:42,944
It's okay.
480
00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:46,814
Nothing that really screams "misfortune"
has happened to me either.
481
00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:50,512
But your existence itself is a misfortune.
482
00:17:50,885 --> 00:17:52,046
Shock!
483
00:17:52,453 --> 00:17:53,818
Shock!
484
00:17:54,188 --> 00:17:56,023
Isn't there any misfortune around?
485
00:17:56,023 --> 00:17:57,825
I don't understand you.
486
00:17:57,825 --> 00:18:00,123
Oh, that's right! I do have misfortune!
487
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:02,296
Look at this!
488
00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:05,233
Ma! Thank goodness! I've got misfortune too!
489
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,634
Are you sure that's misfortune?
490
00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:07,201
Maho...
491
00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:09,237
You knew the holes were there when
you put them on, didn't you?
492
00:18:09,237 --> 00:18:11,672
And all you have to do is
put a different sock on.
493
00:18:16,644 --> 00:18:18,246
Are you satisfied now?
494
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:19,042
Uh-huh.
495
00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:26,648
Hey, look outside!
496
00:18:28,756 --> 00:18:29,824
A blizzard?
497
00:18:29,824 --> 00:18:31,792
What's going on here?!
498
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,394
Nostradamus?!
499
00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:37,198
That's so old.
500
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:37,732
Akane
501
00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:38,766
Nanjo
502
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:39,733
Misao
503
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,001
Me
504
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:40,201
Med
505
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:40,401
Medi
506
00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:40,768
Media
507
00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:40,902
Medi
508
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:41,035
Me
509
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:41,269
Be
510
00:18:41,269 --> 00:18:41,535
Beho
511
00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:41,769
Behoi
512
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:42,036
Behoimi
513
00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:42,832
Class D
514
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:43,070
Miya
515
00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,005
Miyata
516
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:44,062
Miya
517
00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:44,898
Akira
518
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:55,249
Just like the moon wavering with tears
519
00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:59,153
Love is a white swing
520
00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:02,156
A girl's heart is mysterious
521
00:19:02,156 --> 00:19:07,995
Ever since that day I first met you
522
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:14,332
I've been traveling the dream world
523
00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:22,910
Answer me, answer me, I'm about to burst
524
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:27,682
My heart goes lun lun lulun lun
525
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:28,082
MANY
THANKS
My heart goes lun lun lulun lun
526
00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:28,449
MANY
THANKS
527
00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:28,983
MANY
THANKS
You're mean, you're mean
528
00:19:28,983 --> 00:19:29,583
You're mean, you're mean
529
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,651
You're mean, you're mean
1just wanha Cross the goal line already...
530
00:19:30,651 --> 00:19:31,018
PANIPONI
You're mean, you're mean
531
00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:37,658
I love sweet, heartrending romance
532
00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:40,861
Moonlight, it feels like a dream
533
00:19:40,861 --> 00:19:43,397
Darling, I love you
534
00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:45,533
Baby love
535
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:46,000
Baby love
536
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,100
BAN
Baby love
537
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,168
Chika
Sato
BAN
Baby love
Isobe
538
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:47,301
Chika
Sato
BAN
Isobe Yu
539
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:47,435
Chika
Sato
BAN
Isobe Yuka
540
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:47,535
Chika
Sato
BAN
Isobe Yuka Kita
541
00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:49,036
Chika
Sato
BAN
Isobe Yuka Kitajima
542
00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:49,103
Give
543
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:49,170
Give
us
544
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:49,270
Give
us
some
545
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,101
Give
us
some
screen
time
546
00:19:50,204 --> 00:19:50,304
St
547
00:19:50,304 --> 00:19:50,371
Sta
548
00:19:50,371 --> 00:19:50,471
Staf
549
00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:51,267
Staff
550
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:52,670
I see
551
00:19:52,807 --> 00:19:52,873
Thanks
552
00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:53,007
Thanks for
553
00:19:53,007 --> 00:19:53,140
Thanks for your
554
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:53,274
Thanks for your hard
555
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:54,366
Thanks for your hard work
556
00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,157
What's with this?
557
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:11,559
What an intense blizzard...
558
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:12,760
I can't see a thing.
559
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,528
Isn't it romantic?
560
00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:15,396
No!
561
00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:16,163
Oh?
562
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:19,533
Wow, we can have snowball fights
to our hearts' content, huh Otome?
563
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,268
You go knock yourself out with that.
564
00:20:21,268 --> 00:20:22,737
This is a huge opportunity!
565
00:20:22,737 --> 00:20:25,906
If I investigate this strange phenomenon,
maybe I can save the Intelligence Department!
566
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:29,843
Hibiki, that's not intelligence work;
it's just investigative reporting.
567
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:32,546
Wow...
568
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:34,548
This brings back memories of Siberia.
569
00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:36,584
Yes, that was a rough time, wasn't it?
570
00:20:36,584 --> 00:20:40,748
Mommy, I'm scared!
571
00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,386
Miss Miyata, you mustn't cry!
572
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:44,850
W-Wait...
573
00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:47,361
Faculty
Room
574
00:20:47,361 --> 00:20:49,130
It's the end of the world.
575
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,231
It can't be...
576
00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:53,064
Oh, I wanted to be reincarnated
one more time...
577
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:55,169
Which reincarnation are you on now?
578
00:20:55,169 --> 00:20:56,370
Chin chin kamo kamo.
579
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:59,635
Ugh, my head hurts!
580
00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:01,675
And there's one person who's living in peace...
581
00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:02,009
Miyamoto Research Room
582
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:02,176
Miyamoto Research Room
Just what the heck is supposed
to be happening here?!
583
00:21:02,176 --> 00:21:04,211
Just what the heck is supposed
to be happening here?!
584
00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:07,048
There are only four episodes left,
so various events will happen.
585
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,849
Huh? What does that mean?
586
00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:09,683
Don't ask.
587
00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:09,750
WARNING
Please read the warnings on
this medication thoroughly
and use it properly, according
to the directions and in the
prescribed dosages.
588
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:13,687
WARNING
Please read the warnings on
this medication thoroughly
and use it properly, according
to the directions and in the
prescribed dosages.
I thank you all for your continued
patronage of Ichijo the Class Rep.
589
00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:17,146
WARNING
Please read the warnings on
this medication thoroughly
and use it properly, according
to the directions and in the
prescribed dosages.
Unfortunately, there are now only four episodes
left of me, including this one.
590
00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:19,226
I don't get what she's talking about.
591
00:21:19,226 --> 00:21:22,059
What, really?! I might be sad about that!
592
00:21:22,229 --> 00:21:23,531
We've got a crying one here.
593
00:21:23,531 --> 00:21:23,998
No Alcohol
Until Age 20.
594
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:31,839
No Alcohol
Until Age 20.
The brightly glimmering knob of the door...
The brightly glimmering horse crab of the maho...
595
00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:33,407
Why?!
596
00:21:33,407 --> 00:21:37,144
Miss Ichijo, don't forget me
even after we graduate, okay?
597
00:21:37,144 --> 00:21:37,945
I won't.
598
00:21:37,945 --> 00:21:38,913
Come on, already!
599
00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:42,683
And Himeko, please don't forget me even unto
the generation of your grandchildren.
600
00:21:42,683 --> 00:21:44,852
Tobacco smoke adversely
affects the health of those
around you, particularly
nursing babies, children, and
the elderly. When smoking,
please try not to cause trouble
for those around you.
No, I won't!
601
00:21:44,852 --> 00:21:45,252
No, I won't!
602
00:21:45,252 --> 00:21:46,520
What should we do with them?
603
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,817
Pay no attention.
604
00:21:47,888 --> 00:21:49,590
Becky, let's do this over.
605
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:49,957
Miyamoto Research Room
606
00:21:49,957 --> 00:21:50,091
Miyamoto Research Room
Just what the heck is supposed
to be happening here?!
607
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,059
Just what the heck is supposed
to be happening here?!
608
00:21:52,493 --> 00:21:54,261
A comet is coming our way!
609
00:21:54,261 --> 00:21:55,396
Huh?!
610
00:21:55,396 --> 00:22:00,061
A mysterious giant comet has suddenly appeared
and is hurtling toward the Earth!
611
00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,403
This blizzard happened because of it!
612
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:02,503
You
This blizzard happened because of it!
613
00:22:02,503 --> 00:22:02,636
You
You are absolutely right, kero.
614
00:22:02,636 --> 00:22:02,837
Are
You are absolutely right, kero.
615
00:22:02,837 --> 00:22:03,504
Absolutely
You are absolutely right, kero.
616
00:22:03,504 --> 00:22:03,838
Right,
You are absolutely right, kero.
617
00:22:03,838 --> 00:22:04,430
Kero.
You are absolutely right, kero.
618
00:22:06,907 --> 00:22:07,842
Principal!
619
00:22:07,842 --> 00:22:07,908
I'm
Principal!
620
00:22:07,908 --> 00:22:08,042
I'm
I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.
621
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:08,375
Giant
I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.
622
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,110
Salamander,
I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.
623
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:09,310
The
I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.
624
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:10,044
Interpreter.
I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.
625
00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:10,169
I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.
626
00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:11,879
Never mind the introductions.
627
00:22:11,879 --> 00:22:11,912
What
Never mind the introductions.
628
00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:12,313
What
What Himeko said is the truth, kero.
629
00:22:12,313 --> 00:22:13,013
Himeko
What Himeko said is the truth, kero.
630
00:22:13,013 --> 00:22:13,481
Said
What Himeko said is the truth, kero.
631
00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:13,714
Is
What Himeko said is the truth, kero.
632
00:22:13,714 --> 00:22:14,048
The
What Himeko said is the truth, kero.
633
00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:14,782
Truth.
What Himeko said is the truth, kero.
634
00:22:14,782 --> 00:22:15,049
A
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
635
00:22:15,049 --> 00:22:15,649
Mysterious
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
636
00:22:15,649 --> 00:22:16,050
Giant
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
637
00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:16,450
Comet
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
638
00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:16,617
Is
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
639
00:22:16,617 --> 00:22:17,184
Heading
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
640
00:22:17,184 --> 00:22:17,685
Toward
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
641
00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:18,085
Earth
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
642
00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:18,419
Even
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
643
00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:18,619
As
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
644
00:22:18,619 --> 00:22:18,819
We
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
645
00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:19,153
Speak,
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
646
00:22:19,153 --> 00:22:19,720
Kerol
A mysterious giant comet is heading
toward Earth even as we speak, kero!
647
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,489
No way! Really?!
648
00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:23,856
Maho! Yay, I guessed right!
649
00:22:24,158 --> 00:22:25,459
I can't believe this!
650
00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:27,128
I can't believe Miss Totally Pleased here, either.
651
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:30,264
The first step to an
arrest is legwork
Unforgivable.
No matter how
long ago, a crime
is a crime.
652
00:22:30,264 --> 00:22:32,967
The first step to an
arrest is legwork
Unforgivable.
No matter how
long ago, a crime
is a crime.
If the comet stays on course and
crashes into the Earth,
653
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:35,002
The first step to an
arrest is legwork
Unforgivable.
No matter how
long ago, a crime
is a crime.
the planet will be obliterated, kero.
654
00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:40,841
The first step to an
arrest is legwork
Unforgivable.
No matter how
long ago, a crime
is a crime.
655
00:22:40,841 --> 00:22:43,606
The first step to an
arrest is legwork
Unforgivable.
No matter how
long ago, a crime
is a crime.
Earth... will be over...
656
00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:48,082
But I've only gotten to live for eleven years...
657
00:22:48,082 --> 00:22:50,284
Our lives were short, weren't they?
658
00:22:50,284 --> 00:22:52,853
There are too many things I haven't done...
659
00:22:52,853 --> 00:22:54,588
I can't believe it's suddenly over...
660
00:22:54,588 --> 00:22:57,057
It's not... It's not fair!
661
00:22:57,057 --> 00:22:59,355
Yeah! I definitely don't want that!
662
00:23:00,094 --> 00:23:00,961
Guys...
663
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:02,929
The first step to an
arrest is legwork
OHV Unforgivable.
No matter how
long ago, a crime
is a crime.
664
00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:03,164
Everyone,
665
00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:03,864
Everyone,
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
666
00:23:03,864 --> 00:23:04,098
You
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
667
00:23:04,098 --> 00:23:04,431
Must
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
668
00:23:04,431 --> 00:23:04,698
Not
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
669
00:23:04,698 --> 00:23:05,032
Give
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
670
00:23:05,032 --> 00:23:05,199
Up
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
671
00:23:05,199 --> 00:23:05,599
Yet,
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
672
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:06,233
Kerol
Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!
673
00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:07,200
Maho
674
00:23:20,514 --> 00:23:22,346
Wh-What is this?
675
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:22,983
Now
676
00:23:22,983 --> 00:23:23,317
Save
Now save the Earth, kero!
677
00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:23,584
The
Now save the Earth, kero!
678
00:23:23,584 --> 00:23:24,151
Earth,
Now save the Earth, kero!
679
00:23:24,151 --> 00:23:24,818
Kerol
Now save the Earth, kero!
680
00:23:24,818 --> 00:23:24,919
Go,
Now save the Earth, kero!
681
00:23:24,919 --> 00:23:25,352
Go,
Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!
682
00:23:25,352 --> 00:23:25,719
Momotsuki
Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!
683
00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:26,253
Academy
Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!
684
00:23:26,253 --> 00:23:26,820
Class
Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!
685
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,288
1-Cl
Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!
686
00:23:27,288 --> 00:23:27,413
Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!
687
00:23:27,821 --> 00:23:29,089
What?!
688
00:23:29,089 --> 00:23:30,818
In this cold?!
689
00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:33,019
Is this really the time to say that?!
690
00:23:33,127 --> 00:23:34,959
573 Days Left to
Earth's Destruction
691
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,530
Hekiru Hikawa Theater
Please stop fighting,
you two, and watch
my magic trick.
692
00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:37,998
Hekiru Hikawa Theater
Please stop fighting,
you two, and watch
my magic trick.
I'm Rebecca Miyamoto,
the homeroom teacher of class 1-C.
693
00:23:37,998 --> 00:23:38,532
Hekiru Hikawa Theater
I will pull a
mouse out
of this box.
I'm Rebecca Miyamoto,
the homeroom teacher of class 1-C.
694
00:23:38,532 --> 00:23:40,000
Hekiru Hikawa Theater
I will pull a
mouse out
of this box.
I hear that with pickled scallions
as bait you can catch octopuses,
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I will pull a
mouse out
of this box.
the Octopus ocellatus you can even
bait with red pepper,
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I will pull out
a black mouse
wearing gloves.
the Octopus ocellatus you can even
bait with red pepper,
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I will pull out
a black mouse
wearing gloves.
and a black porgy can be baited
with persimmons.
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and a black porgy can be baited
with persimmons.
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Incidentally, I caught Mesousa
using a button battery as bait!
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Episode 24
"You Are Responsible for
Your Own Death"
Incidentally, I caught Mesousa
using a button battery as bait!
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Episode 24
"You Are Responsible for
Your Own Death"
Be sure to watch the next episode too!
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Be sure to watch the next episode too!
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Good night!
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