Original subtitles

It is estimated that there are some 10 quintillion insects alive

at any one time. But forget about them.

This is about me, Lloyd. I'm a fly.

Go on, Lloyd. I dare you before Biggo wakes up.

I'm not scared of Biggo or ice cubes.

Oh, it'll be so cold on your tongue.

Exactly. That's the kind of danger I live for.

OK. Here we go.

Ha! Aah! Aah! Eee! Aah! Ooh!

Cold! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Ow!

There. One ice cube licked.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Is someone in trouble?

I thought I heard pathetic screeching.

That pathetic screeching was my brother licking an ice cube.

He's very daring.

Yes, I am. It was very impressive.

Not as impressive as this wasp helmet I found.

I think it makes me look rugged.

Wow, so cool! Please.

Anyone can find a helmet.

Oh, please. Anyone could lick an ice cube.

PB and Abacus couldn't.

Too cold. Too wet.

Well, I could if I wanted, which I don't.

Oh, you're scared of the cold and wet, too?

No. Well, go on, then. I dare you.

Lick that ice cube. Lick it as brilliantly as I did.

Good luck.

OK, fine. Hold this.

Uh.

Wow. And no screeching.

Haha. There. That good enough?

Hm. I mean, I could do that, too. Easily. Watch this.

Oh, no, no. That's not the dare.

What do you mean?

You gave me a dare and I did it.

So now, I get to dare you.

Back out and I win.

Oh. Win what?

Hmm...

This wasp helmet.

Lloyd, you could win the wasp helmet!

I don't need a wasp helmet.

No matter how rugged it would make me look.

Because I'll out-dare you for pleasure.

Urgh. So gross.

There. One sludge butterfly.

Not bad. I guess you are pretty daring.

Daring and disgusting! Phe-ew!

Right. My turn to dare you. Unless you want to back out now.

Of course, I don't want to back out.

I can do anything you throw at me, anything at all.

This is revolting. Oh.

Wow. You really will do anything. Now the armpits.

Tickles. Just wait until it's my turn.

The super spicy special, hotter than a thousand radiators,

the spiciest scrap

ever to fall down the back of the cooker.

Oooh! Oooh!

Mm.

Hmm.

Huh. That's not bad, actually. Hm.

In fact, I could probably eat another.

Aaaaaah!

Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. Whoo.

You'll never beat me, Berry.

You might as well give up now.

Not a chance.

Hm. Hm.

Aaaaaah!

OK. Alright.

Ohhh.

Ohhh.

Ohhh.

There.

It seems you're both equally good at dares.

Good. Can we stop now? I'm getting tired and hungry.

We can't stop now. I've nearly won.

I think you'll find I've nearly won.

Neither of you are ever going to win.

You've done everything.

I haven't made Berry swim in the bin juice yet.

Yes, you have.

But you haven't sat through my Auntie Polly's holiday etchings.

Yes, I did. We all did.

Hm. Hm.

Why don't we call it a draw?

A draw?

That'll just play into his hands. Look at him.

He's so big headed. Always trying to prove he's better than me.

You're not better than me, Berry. I'm better than you.

But a draw would mean that you're both winners.

But it's better if there's only one winner, and that winner is me.

Think how good I'll look in that helmet.

I can beat him. We just need to come up with better dares.

I'm glad you've said that, Lloyd,

because I've just come up with the ultimate challenge.

Oh. What, live with you for a day?

No, you've got to touch Biggo's hand.

Ohhh. Ohhh.

Cool.

Are you sure about this, Lloyd?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be fine. No, she's asleep.

It's only a colossal hand.

How dangerous can it be?

Very dangerous. I've heard stories.

Yeah. They say if you land on Biggo's hand,

the other hand appears in the sky

and crushes down on you with tremendous speed.

Who told you that?

Flat Lisa.

She has firsthand experience and second-hand experience.

If you want to back out, I won't think any worse of you

because I really can't think any worse of you.

Well, get ready to think worse of yourself, because I'm going in.

Yes! OK, here we go.

Here... we... go...

Wow, did you see that?

Oh. Ohhh.

Lloyd touched Biggo's hand! In your face, Berry!

Aw, you're completely fine.

Right. Well, I wasn't expecting that, but I guess well done.

Yeah. Thanks, Berry. I appreciate that.

Just one small thing.

I dare you to land on Biggo's hand.

Oh, yes! Plot twist!

Lloyd, do you think that this is maybe getting a bit out of hand?

No, of course not. There's no way Berry's got the nerve to...

Hiya!

He's completely fine, too.

Lloyd, I dare you to land on Biggo's hand and do a little dance.

Or you could back out. Uh, never.

I don't like where this is going.

♪ Dancing on Biggo's hand, I'm dancing on Biggo's hand

♪ Gonna win the helmet, gonna win the helmet

♪ Berry gonna lose, I'm the champion. ♪

Oh, come on now.

Ha-ha. I dare you to land on Biggo's hand and spin on your back.

Easy.

Haha. Whoo!

I dare you to land on Biggo's hand and run on the spot.

Do head bounces.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Whee! Oh. Oh.

Bum rubs.

Wiggly worm, please.

Whoa. Whoa.

Backflips. Fine.

Don't you think you may be pushing your luck now?

No! No!

Pushing our luck?

Biggo's fast asleep. I mean, Berry's in danger

because he's less graceful than I am,

but I am completely safe.

Hmm? Oh!

OK, maybe that is enough.

Oh, no. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

Help! I'm stuck! Help!

Help!

Aw, that's nice. He's waving at us.

Hello, Lloyd. That's not a wave of "Hello."

That's a wave of "Help, I'm stuck!"

I don't know why he's panicking.

He's fine as long as Biggo doesn't... wake up. Ah!

Quick, fly over there and rescue him!

You fly over there and rescue him.

You were the one who wanted one of us to get squished.

Only a harmless squish, not a proper one!

Come on, before the other hand appears!

I dare you to rescue Lloyd.

Oh, sorry. Gotta go.

Teatime. You can have the helmet if he survives.

Oh.

Oh.....this is it. Crushed by giant fingers.

What a senseless waste of a brilliant life!

Lloyd!

Abacus?

It's no good.

I'm stuck. Doomed! And I didn't even beat Berry.

Well, he said you can have the helmet.

Oh, the helmet? You mean.

What? I beat him? I did it!

I finally beat Berry!

The other hand! It's coming!

Quick! Pull!

He's not moving! I'll just go. Save yourselves.

But tell everyone about my heroically pointless death.

At least take the helmet. It might soften the squish.

I have a better idea.

Pull him out!

Are the dares over?

Can we stop now?

Yeah. I've had enough of senseless danger and humiliation, I think.

We can go back to just having plain old innocent fun.

And think how rugged you'll look.

Gosh, I bet Berry's absolutely gutted he lost his helmet to me.

My helmet! You nicked it!

I'll feed you to the larvae for that!

No, no, no, I can explain.

Berry! Berry!

Wait till I get one! Berry!

Captions by Red Bee Media

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