Original subtitles

It is estimated that there are some 10 quintillion insects alive

at any one time.

But forget about them. This is about me, Lloyd.

I'm a fly.

Urgh.

Oof.

Hey, everyone. Look what I got.

That's right. A biscuit crumb.

Pretty sure it's custard cream.

aka Dad's favourite, aka the crumb that proves I'm amazing.

However, we're yet to taste it.

So it may be rich tea. But more likely custard cream.

Dad, would you like to do the honours?

Ahh...

Oh, don't know I'll have room after all this strawberry. Yum.

Mmm. Berry brought it over. Fresh from the fridge.

The fridge?! You hear that, Lloyd? Berry was in the fridge.

That's literally the coolest thing ever.

Yeah. Well, this biscuit crumb is fresh from the floor.

Glad to hear it. The fridge is a dangerous place.

Full of delicious delights, but dangerous.

Oh, the fridge is fine if you know what you're doing.

And delicious is right.

I saw strawberries, raspberries, blackberries,

other non-berry-related fruits.

Blackberries. Oh, they're me favourite. So sweet.

Hey, if the fridge is still open, I'll get you a bit of blackberry.

Woo-hoo-hoo.

Hey, if anyone's getting my dad a blackberry, it is me

with help from Abacus.

You hear what your mum said? The fridge is dangerous.

When we were little, our friend Brian got trapped in there

when the door shut.

Chilled to death.

No way. Was he all errrr.....?

Oh, no, he was just dead.

But he died pursuing his dream. His dream of fresh, chilled fruit.

Yeah, Lloyd. You rest your little wings.

Leave this to the pros.

Oof!

Fine. Come on, Abacus.

We'll just go eat this tasty biscuit crumb safely in my room.

Hmm.

Um, this isn't your bedroom, Lloyd. Shh.

Help me look out for Biggo. Check the coast is clear.

Are you sure about this, Lloyd?

I don't want to chill to death.

I mean, I don't want to do anything to death,

but chill is low on my list.

It was right here.

Oi, fridge is behind you, Berry.

You need your eyes tested

The fridge. Right. The fridge is...

...open?

I mean, still open. What luck.

Don't think you're going in without me.

Going in? Right. Yes. That's why I'm here, to go in.

Oh, well, you think I'd let you take all the glory? Pah!

Last one in is a spider's treat.

Well, at least we have an experienced guide.

Wow.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, newbies tend to get like that their first time in, yeah?

Oh.

Hey, check it out. I made a butter butterfly.

Yeah, well, I made a better butter butterfly. Look.

I made a butterfly.

Err...

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, omma-nomma.

Why does everything taste better when it's cold?

Does it? I eat here so often, I don't even notice anymore.

Have you tried this, Lloyd?

It's like water that you eat. So good.

It's getting nippy.

Maybe it's time to go find that berry.

I'm right here. The blackberry.

Oh. I don't want us to get trapped.

Hmm. It's cosy.

Would you like one, Lloyd?

Uh, no, thanks. I don't feel cold at all.

But you are right. I've had my fill. Where's this berry, Berry?

Well, it's right where I left it.

Oh, I see. Keeping it to yourself so you can sneak it away behind my back.

Fine. I'll find it.

Whoa. Wait. I see it.

It's right there.

The berry mountain. There it is.

I mean, there it is. Where it always was when I came here before.

That blackberry's got my name on it.

I think you'll find it's got my name on it.

Black-BERRY.

Ha-ha.

Huh?

It's further than it looks.

Victory! Help me with this berry.

Why would I ever help you?

Not help me with this, Berry. Abacus? Help me with this berry.

Get off! It's for my dad.

I'm the seasoned fridge goer.

This is no job for an amateur.

Why don't you both bring the berry

and decide why Lloyd deserves it later?

Right now we should probably get out before the door closes any further.

I deserve... Wait further.

...as in...

It's already closing.

Let's do this together. Together.

Oh, you can't even say 'together' together.

Ahh!

Arrgh!

I've got it. Ooh.

Arrgh.

That was your fault.

After it!

What's happening? Why is it so much further going back?

It's the same distance, Lloyd. You're moving slower.

Oh, it must be the cold.

What? Berry, why didn't you warn me that the cold would make me slow?

How was I meant to know?

Because you've been in the fridge loads of times.

I never said loads.

How many times then?

How many is not important.

It's just definitely more than this one time.

Hurry. We don't have long.

Huh? This must be what it's like to walk with me. So slow.

Lloyd is so patient.

Oh, this is too slow.

Abacus. Are you OK?

I'm in a jam, Lloyd.

I've got it. It's mine.

Abacus. I'm coming.

No, Lloyd.

Go on without me.

Or help me up and I'll help get us both out a little quicker.

If it's not too much trouble.

Berry, please come back.

I need your help. It's too late.

I'm too far.

Oh...

Fine.

Oh, we're too late.

Berry, is there any other way out of here?

I don't know. I've never been here before.

What do you mean? You said... It was all lies.

I've never been in the fridge before.

The berry mountain was out on the counter earlier.

What? You idiot!

We're all going to die because of a stupid berry.

And I very much mean you, not this.

Arrgh.

Gotcha.

Oh, I'm sorry, Lloyd.

That was... all the energy I had left.

Must be the cold.

Abacus, that was amazing.

I think you dislocated my pretarsus. But it's still too far.

And we're still too slow.

Help me with this, Berry.

This time I'm talking to you, Berry.

It might be time to let the blackberry go, Lloyd.

Hush. I have a plan.

This is your plan? To be crushed quickly instead of chilled slowly?

No, that's plan B. Then what's plan A?

Whoa!

And then the berry got squished in the door.

Berry got squished in the door?!

No, THE berry. The blackberry.

The blackberry got squished in the door?!

I know. I'm sorry, Dad.

I just wanted to bring you your favourite berry.

Honestly, Lloyd, your dad is not worth nearly dying for.

Not that I don't appreciate the effort, mind.

But stick to the floor in future. Yeah?

Oh, you're a sweet kid, Lloyd.

And also, I mean that literally. You taste great.

Is that... ham?

Abacus, did you bring ham?

Did I?

Oh yes. I suppose I did.

Oh, check it out. Abacus brought ham fresh from the fridge.

I love ham. I've not had ham in ages.

Oh, steady on, leave some for me.

Oh, blackberry and ham. My favourites.

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