Original subtitles

It is estimated that there are some 10 quintillion insects

alive at any one time.

But forget about them. This is about ME - Lloyd!

I'm a fly!

Doing nothing, Abacus, is my favourite thing to do.

And this warm sunlight is...

And he's gone.

Again?

Saving lives. Selflessly doing the right thing.

Berry Caring to the rescue.

We'll save you, Lloyd. Hey, you two.

Oi. What's happening?

Oh, don't worry. Poor Lloyd's in good hands.

Uh...

Get off. Nothing's wrong with me.

What's all this? It's a sunny day, Lloyd.

Popular time to head outdoors.

So those of us who care, like me,

volunteer to help the poor flies, like you,

who forget what a window is.

Good news! We've managed to save your leg.

Here it is.

Look at the injuries.

I didn't hit the window.

I was just having a nice snooze.

So leave me alone.

Ooh.

I understand, Lloyd.

What you mean to say is, you don't care.

I didn't say that. You didn't have to.

Actions speak louder than words.

This poor fly landed right at your feet, and you did nothing.

That's his favourite thing to do.

I didn't have enough time to do anything.

Oh, it's OK, Lloyd.

Not everyone can be as caring as Berry Caring.

Berry? Caring?

What can I say, Lloyd?

They call me that because I'm very caring.

Hey, Berry Caring!

Love you, Berry.

Are you jealous that you don't have

a cool and appropriate nickname like Berry Caring?

If you want a nickname, Lloyd, I can give you a nickname,

one that really shows how much you care.

How about...

...Lloyd Don't Care?

The beauty is, if you shorten it to just Lloyd,

it means the same thing.

I DO care.

Lloyd Don't Care, why don't you care?

It's OK, Lloyd.

I don't care if you don't care.

I care. I care, like, loads.

Much more than Berry.

Ooh!

Look. Watch how much I care.

Are you watching?

Ooh!

I'm OK!

Living up to your name already.

Looks like this is a job for someone very caring.

Don't worry, Lloyd.

Caring doesn't come as easy to everyone.

I do care. I can care.

I will care. You'll see.

I'm going to do levels of caring that will put Berry to shame.

Typical.

Soon as I start caring, they're suddenly no-one to care for.

Yes! I mean, oh, no! This way.

Just... Stretcher.

Oh.

Where's the stretcher?

Abacus, where's the stretcher?

Here. Quick. Bring it with you.

Quickly, Abacus.

Huh! How badly you are injured?

Tell me where it hurts.

Better luck next time, eh?

Ahhh!

Maybe... if we spot the flies before they hit the window...

I can be Berry to the Rescue. Great idea.

Or warn them so they don't get hurt at all.

And just hope everyone believes me?

I can't show I care if I have nothing to show for it, Abacus.

We need injuries. There!

Look. Incoming.

Ah, excuse me.

I admire the commitment, but to speed things up a bit,

maybe try backing up and going faster?

Ooh! Worth a shot. Right, now, let's give this a...

Whoa!

Oh, what good luck! Well done, Berry.

Hello, Abacus.

Ahhh!

Ooh! Ooh!

Which one should we take?

Mm... Mm...

Would it not be quicker to do it one at a time, Lloyd?

No. This is a double rescue, Abacus. Much more impressive.

Ah! I feel a lot better now.

Me too.

Ahhh!

I can't believe I did the same thing again almost immediately.

Me neither.

Check out Berry Caring! Triple rescue!

Ahhh!

Just one fly. Let me care for one single fly.

Any fly. I don't care who I care for.

Oh, no!

He's outdoors.

But who would dare to go out there to help him?

Today, of all days...

Berry Caring will do it.

He's very caring.

Me?!

Well, uh... Let's not be hasty.

He might be fine. He's the outdoors type. Probably quite hardy.

Me. Me. I'll do it.

You know, I'm really called Lloyd Don't Care

because I don't care if that fly is outdoors.

And unlike Berry Barely Cares At All,

I'm prepared to brave the great outdoors

to help a poor, defenceless fly in distress.

Because I do care!

Are you coming, Abacus?

Oh, right, yes.

So brave! Oh, wait.

I so enjoyed his speech I didn't think to warn him.

Oh, but it's unlikely to come back.

What's unlikely to come back?

I don't think this is a good idea, Lloyd...

This is a great idea, Abacus.

You saw how worried they were.

Saving one fly out here is worth more

than all the flies that Berry saved in there.

What were they worried about?

We're here to rescue you.

Nah, I'm good.

Grew up in a greenhouse, mate.

Take more than a bump on the bonce to stop me.

Soon as the world stops spinning, I'm off.

Oh, come on. Please.

Just get on the stretcher.

Pretend if you must.

Buh-buh...

Buh-buh what?

Bird! Lloyd!

Apparently, a bird was flying... Oh, too late.

Ah! Ah!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Abacus!

Oh, no! It ate Abacus!

My best friend!

Lloyd's only friend!

Abacus, what have I done?

This is all my fault.

I dragged you out here, got you eaten,

and now I'll never hear your voice again.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Abacus? Hold on! I'm coming.

Spit him out, you big blue tit...

Take that!

Lloyd! You saved me.

Do you hear that, Abacus?

Applause. For me?

And by association you.

Please. Please. It was nothing.

Was not nothing.

The bird was about to attack.

Then next thing I know, this heroic fly is carrying me to safety.

You what?

I just wish I could have got to you quicker,

but I had to scare off the bird,

make sure there was no danger to anyone else.

To put your life on the line like that.

I just care so much.

Let's hear it for Berry Caring!

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

Whoa! That's not... That was me.

I fought the bird. I'm the caring one.

You saw. Tell him, PB.

I know that's what I saw,

but everyone's cheering Berry, so I don't know.

Go, Berry! Whoo!

Thank you.

Berry Caring. Berry Caring. Berry Caring!

I know you care, Lloyd.

Thank you, Abacus.

I've even thought up a new nickname for you.

Really? Lloyd Does Care Actually.

The beauty is if you shorten it to just Lloyd,

it means the same thing.

To me at least.

Lloyd.

I like it. Nice nicknaming, Abacus.

You're welcome, Lloyd.

Captions by Red Bee Media

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