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It's afternoon across the nation...

I guess?

Announcement from the student council!

Because the following people failed the year-end exam,

they're required to retest this Sunday!

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

By the way,

there'll be a "Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting" competition today.

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

▮Announcement From the Student Council▮

A “Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting”

competition will be held

Those seven students will participate in a kick-the-can competition after school. They'll be exempt from retesting if they win.

- Student Council -

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

▮Announcement From the Student Council▮

A “Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting”

competition will be held

Those seven students will participate in a kick-the-can competition after school. They'll be exempt from retesting if they win.

- Student Council -

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

▮Announcement From the Student Council▮

A “Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting”

competition will be held

Those seven students will participate in a kick-the-can competition after school. They'll be exempt from retesting if they win.

- Student Council -

A

▮Year-End Exam▮

The 7 who need to retest:

1-A Kashiwagi Yuuna

1-B Akiyama Otome

1-C Katagiri Himeko

1-C Momose Kurumi

1-C Tachibana Rei

1-C Uehara Miyako

1-D Serizawa Akane

▮Announcement From the Student Council▮

A “Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting”

competition will be held

Those seven students will participate in a kick-the-can competition after school. They'll be exempt from retesting if they win.

- Student Council -

A

▮Announcement From the Student Council▮

A “Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting”

competition will be held

Those seven students will participate in a kick-the-can competition after school. They'll be exempt from retesting if they win.

- Student Council -

A

If you failures win, you won't have to retest.

exempt

▮Announcement From the Student Council▮

A “Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting”

competition will be held

Those seven students will participate in a kick-the-can competition after school. They'll be exempt from retesting if they win.

- Student Council -

A

Do your best everyone!

What the hell is going on?

A maiden in a loose love

Dazzles like a diamond

With a carat like the sun, it's the season for shining brightly

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

Cute and lively!

The large waves go bam ba-bam bam What're you looking at?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

The large waves go bam ba-bam bam What're you looking at?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

The large waves go bam ba-bam bam What're you looking at?

Don't you know that cute bottoms will bewitch you?

Roses have a dangerous pheromone

Look this way and you'll be hooked and addicted

Wink and glow, it's the season for outsiders

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S E

X Y

S E

X Y

S E

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S E

X Y

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The large waves go bam ba-bam bam

What're you doing?

What're you doing?

What're you doing?

ARE YOU NOT AWARE

OF THIS CHARM?

ARE YOU NOT AWARE

OF THIS CHARM?

The colza blossoms are waving in the wind

I want to be like the wind too

The colza

blossoms

The colza blossoms

are beckoning

THE BEES

HAVE COME

Seems

kinda

dangerous

Seems

kinda

dangerous

Swish

Swish

It's a yellow vacation

It's a yellow vacation

Swish swish swish

It's a yellow vacation

It's a yellow vacation

It's a yellow vacation

Swish swish swish

It's a yellow vacation

Swish swish swish It's a yellow vacation

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Hello, this is G Fantasy!

I'm happy to be able to see everyone again.

So happy that your neck got longer?

That expression isn't really appropriate...

So happy that a callus grew on your ears?

That's still a bit...

So happy that a hand came out of your throat?

No, that's also kinda...

So happy that a throat came out of your hand?

I don't know what's going on...

Monthly G Fantasy. Widely acclaimed! Now on sale!

Pani Poni is serialized in it and it's gotten rave reviews!

My grandmother

said this...

said this...

“Walking the

path of heaven,

the man who will

rule everything”

As

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Special Episode

As

long as you act decisively, even the

demons and gods won't stand in your way

Published Showa 80, July

Humbly written by Hikawa Heikiru

Public announcement!

Himeko-chan has failed her exam again because she fell asleep during it!

Don't blurt that out!

By the way, this scene is from Himeko's dreams.

Don't say this is from my dreams!

But I only exist in Himeko-chan's head,

so it's common sense that it's a scene from your dreams.

Don't say "but"!

Everyone! Share your academic ability with Himeko-chan!

Cut it out!

I'm worried.

Himeko-chan's been failing it up these days.

Honestly, she's a dumbass.

Dumbass...

I mean, she has to retest. Again.

A total mess.

Oh, those were supposed to be my punchlines.

Oh yeah, I have to do this.

I'm sort of expected to do this after all.

Himeko-chan's favorite!

Himeko's Certain Death Adventures

Himeko's Certain Death Adventures

The "Adventures in Getting into Trouble by Leaving Things until the Last Minute" series!

Part 7!

Himeko's Certain Death Adventures

It's filled with cream that expired six days ago!

Come, let's try!

No...

I can't eat that cream...

She's as carefree as ever.

Everyone else has a headache over the retest.

We might not have to take it though, right?

We don't have to if we win the kick-the-can competition.

Why kick-the-can though?

Maybe it's more than just kick-the-can?

You know how Jackie Chan has to go get water,

but it's actually special training for Kung-Fu?

Maybe kick-the-can is like special training for academics.

Yeah right.

As if.

No way! There's no way!

By the way, what's kick-the-can?

You don't know what kick-the-can is?

Even though you're a genius?

Mesousa, do you know what it is?

S-Sort of.

All right, show me how it's done.

Eh? Here?

Use this.

You've got guts!

What a weird game.

No, that's not how it's played.

You were studying abroad,

so I guess you aren't familiar with traditional Japanese games, Becky.

No. Kick-the-can was originally an American game.

Really?

Kick-the-can was created by Carey Gillian, a man from Kansas,

who worked in a can-producing factory.

He kicked the defective cans that failed quality control. That's basically how it started.

She's lying.

She's lying.

She's definitely lying.

Yuuma-chan, what should I do about kick-the-can?

You reap what you sow, Yuuna-chan.

Why don't you just give up and do the retest?

I can't do that... Why don't you take it in my place?

Hey, you there. Stop complaining. The student council already decided on it.

But I'm bad at those kinds of things...

People like you fail because you've decided right from the start that you'll fail.

It may seem impossible, but you won't know for sure unless you try!

Do your best, even if it's just kick-the-can!

Win using all your might and get out of retesting!

I think Ms. Igarashi actually said something worthwhile today...

I'll be the one supervising the retest if it's actually held...

My day off will be wasted...

It was just my imagination...

Come to think of it, there were a lot of failures this time.

Rei, why did you fail?

I filled up the wrong column on the answer sheet so all my answers ended up in the wrong spots.

Ah, I did the same thing.

Me too.

I wrote my name where you're suppose to write the answer to question one.

What a silly mistake!

Better check it next time!

That's where you're wrong.

Since so many people made the same mistake,

there was obviously a problem with the answer sheet.

And you're the one who was in charge of that,

Becky.

So Becky was what caused us to fail!

What?!

Yeah, yeah! It's Becky's fault!

We wouldn't have failed if Becky had actually warned us about it.

Why is it my fault?!

You failed because your brains weren't screwed on properly!

Becky, you're so mean!

I'm angry!

I'll make sure you guys end up having to retest!

I'm in charge of the planning committee behind the kick-the-can competition!

I'll catch all of you and make you pay!

Brace yourselves!

Ah, I was dreaming?!

Oh, she's back from dreamland.

I'm saved...

The scary tyrant was about to make me dance the lamdaba with him!

What's she talking about?

Hey, Becky.

Is it spelled "lambada"?

bada

Or is it "lamdaba"?

daba

Ask the tyrant!

School's over!

The student council has organized a "Kick-the-Can to Get Out of Retesting" competition

and it'll be starting soon!

Y E A R E N D E X A M

K I C K | T H E | C A N T O G E T O U T O F

R E T E S T I N G C O M P E T I T I O N

H E A D Q U A R T E R S

Ms. Rebecca Miyamoto, aka Becky, will be defending the can

Commander-in-Chief

along with her planning committee!

Commander-in-Chief

Commander-in-Chief

Penalty Game

Their opponents will be Team Fail. They're hoping to get off the hook!

The competition will follow some special rules.

It will start at 3pm.

If someone kicks the can before 5pm,

Team Fail will be free of retesting!

However!

If all of Team Fail gets caught, or no one kicks the can before time runs out,

they'll have to attend remedial lessons!

Hey, what are they doing there?

Seems that they're betting on who'll win.

Come on, place your bets!

The competition is about to start!

Then I'll bet a little on no one having to retest.

Everyone seems to be having fun.

I'm a tipster.

It'll be accurate.

You should bet too.

I-I don't know much about gambling...

Bleh! What a cheapskate!

Back to

headquarters

again.

Commander-in-Chief

I bought a betting ticket.

A

Minors are prohibited by law from buying a betting ticket. Minors are prohibited by law from buying a betting

Ichijou, do you get along well with those animals?

Yup, I do.

With the Giant Salamander?

I do.

With Mesousa?

K-i-n-d-a.

Ah

This is great! We kinda get along!

He's the type who wouldn't realize he'd been rejected if he were told, "Let's just be friends".

It seems that Miyamoto-san will be leading the pursuers in kick-the-can.

Oh, that's a game from Earth.

Children play different games on different planets and it's very interesting to observe them.

Speaking of which, collecting Galaxy Rider cards was a popular game when I was young.

I collected those too.

You could get a galaxy album if you managed to get a galaxy lucky card.

I went to the galaxy snack shop everyday because I wanted the galaxy album.

But no matter how many times I tried, I wasn't able to win the last album that was left in the shop.

Ah, childhood memories.

I was always bothered by that. Finally, one day, after I grew up,

I bought an entire box of Galaxy Rider cards.

Oh, is that what you call fulfilling a childhood dream?

When I opened the box,

I found three galaxy albums that were meant to be used as prizes!

However,

for some reason, there were only two galaxy lucky cards in it!

Now wiser, I realized why.

It was so one album would be left in the store even if the other two were given away as prizes!

It was bait to reel kids in!

I was young and foolish

to have went to the shop everyday thinking that a galaxy lucky card was still there!

It's like the prizes given away during a festival.

That day, I realized how filthy and unfair adults are!

I felt that I had to balance the law and order of the galaxy!

So I joined the Galaxy Patrol Squad!

That's why I'm here, on a mission to protect the peace of the galaxy!

Sounds like you were very deeply embarrassed.

Criminal Win

The kick-the-can competition has finally begun!

Team Fail has scattered all over the school right from the get-go!

Everyone, listen up!

Even though we're going up against that genius Becky,

we'll definitely find a way to win this with our teamwork!

Let's win this competition!

Okay!

Headquarters

Now it's time for the pursuers to move!

All right you guys, let's catch 'em all!

Okay!

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Don't rush. There's plenty of time.

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We won't be able to capture them if we act so carefree.

Whaaat? They'll be caught quickly 'cause they're so dumb.

Momose, lemme give you a good plan.

Now I'll interview Media-san and Behoime-san.

What are you two doing?

Setting up a booby trap.

We have some M18 Claymore anti-personnel mines,

some S-Mines,

an infantry mortar hooked up to some sensors, and a grenade launcher.

We also have a SWORDS with an M249 machine gun mounted,

and a MAARS. Both are unmanned tactical robots.

W-What's that?

An infrared sensor.

We put two of them up horizontally.

The trap won't activate unless both sensors are triggered at the same time.

Both at the same time?

If there's only one of them, leaves or insects will activate the trap.

But if we do this, only things taller than 30cm - that is, humans - will activate it.

What about that?

Mesousa (Victim)

Mesousa (Victim)

Mesousa (Victim)

The distance should be a bit wider.

We just need to kick the can, but we'll get caught once we go near it.

But we can't kick it without going near it.

There's a time limit too.

I want to find out what our pursuers are doing...

If our pursuers call us,

they'll find out where we are by the ring tone from our cell phones, right?

Impossible.

Everyone should have switched their phones to vibrate.

That's right. There's no one here who would be that dumb.

There is...

Take it easy!!!

They're here!

We won't forget about you!

Wait for me!

Just what is

Kurumi's fate?

Momose Kurumi has been captured.

- Command center for the planning committee of the Kick-the-Can competition -

It played out exactly like Ms. Miyamoto said it would.

Calling her gave her location away.

That's the report.

Amazing! He really found her!

Ms. Miyamoto really is a genius!

My my my.

Everything is going according to Ms. Miyamoto's plans.

My my my.

That's our little genius of a teacher.

My my my my my.

Congratulations.

I'll give you what I promised earlier.

The student council will give you all a prize for each student caught.

This is an assortment of high quality Belgium chocolate.

Half a day's worth.

Half a day's worth?

If you catch 'em all, you'll get 3 days and 2 hours worth as a bonus prize.

That's an ambiguous amount.

All right!

In that case, let's work hard and catch 'em all!

Teach, what should we do next?

Let's see...

Let's conduct a thorough search!

You call that a plan?

Then let's make it more like a plan.

Oh my. Seems like Miyamoto-san is getting serious.

Won't you show me your capabilities as a frontline commander?

Captain.

What's wrong?

It's about the Galaxy Rider cards that we were talking about earlier...

Someone put them up for auction on the Galaxy Auction Network for a high price.

How horrible!

It's despicable to make money out of children's dreams!

So evil-doers who threaten law and order lurk on there!

Completely unforgivable!

Oh?

Captain...

Aren't you the seller?

You actually want to make money out of children's dreams?!

Ah... Erm...

No claim, no return.

Equipment Room

The pursuers shouldn't find me here.

Where are you?

Something suspicious must be inside!

Okay!

Chop!

Oh? It's empty?

Chop!

Chop!

Chop!

Chop!

Chop!

Okay, last one!

Chop!

Shiratori-san, can't you just open it normally without destroying it?

Oh yeah...

Otome

Secured

- Headquarters Prison -

We've captured Akiyama Otome!

We found her after conducting a thorough search!

Once again, you're amazing!

They really found her!

My my my.

Once again, everything is going according to Ms. Miyamoto's plans.

My my my.

Once again, that's our little genius of a teacher.

My my my my my.

Here's your prize.

Commander-in-Chief

A week's worth of instant cup udon.

This prize is cheaper.

It comes with a week's worth of hot water too.

Hot Water

Wait for three minutes.

Prizes

Stop it!

Pull it out, put it in~

I got you, Yuuma-chan!

Don't scare me like that, Himeko-san!

And I'm Yuuna, not Yuuma!

Hello? This is Himeko.

It's Rei. How are things on your end?

I'm with Yuuma-chan.

I'm Yuuna, not Yuuma.

We're in the east block right now.

What about you?

We're hiding in the gym equipment room.

The only other one is Serizawa, and she's operating alone.

The three groups should meet up first.

Roger.

What should we do?

We barely have an hour left.

Don't worry, I've got a plan.

Plan?

It's called...

It's called...?

You forgot to name it...

In the corridor

Shh, hush.

Found them!

Your sacrifice will not be in vain!

Wait for me!

Miyako

Secured

- Headquarters Prison -

Uehara Miyako has been captured!

That's the report.

Oh, a victor's banquet?

Why are you saying that so optimistically?

What're we going to do with all of these?!

How long do you think it'll take to eat them all?!

It'll take a week, right? Since there's a week's worth of them?

- Headquarters Prison -

You're a genius but you can't do such simple calculations?

Hey, feed them some udon.

-Commander-in-Chief-

It's hot.

Eat up.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

This is dangerous!

Stop it!

Here you go.

Hot!

How dare you failures make fun of me, a genius.

Someone should've come this way.

Let's check that side.

Weird...

Courtyard

Can't they just retest right away instead of going through all this trouble?

Let's find them and get this over with already.

Oh, but this is so pleasant.

Walking around the school might allow us to discover something refreshing.

It's wonderful.

My, the balsam in the flower bed has new flowers blooming.

- Balsam -

Magnolispsida

Geraniales

Balsaminaceae

Impatiens

My, the pansies here are blooming so vividly!

Little birds have hatched in that nest too.

What... is that?

Found her!

Katagiri Himeko from class C spotted walking along the corridor of the second floor!

How did he find me?!

30mins left?

The situation doesn't favor us.

It's dangerous, but I have to put the plan in action or it'll be too late.

A message from Rei?

What?

Incoming mail.

Here you go. Here you go.

Stop it!

Kashiwagi Yuuna and Katagiri Himeko

Chemistry Prep Room

have barricaded themselves in the Chemistry prep room.

Requesting backup!

- In the room -

What should we do, Yuuma-chan?!

I'm Yuuna, not Yuuma.

Hello?

This is Serizawa.

I'm in the music room.

Requesting instructions.

We'll be bait and lure the pursuers away.

Continue waiting there.

Roger.

Roger

Okay! The music room, right?

Rushing there!

There's no one here...

So that's what's going on.

Himeko? It's me.

Hello, it's Miyata.

This is headquarters, we've received new information.

Team Fail is lying in ambush at the north and south ends.

- At the headquarters -

It looks like they're planning to attack the can from two directions.

Please head there quickly.

- Headquarters Prison-

Roger!

That's the report.

Hey, Serizawa wasn't in the music room?

She wasn't...

So they aren't completely retarded after all.

Hey, Becky, Becky!

What is it? You're annoying.

Haven't those cooled down by now?

I'm hungry. Lemme eat one.

Me too!

I'm hungry!

Losers should just chew on the field grass.

Go to hell, you midget!

You can't bully the teacher.

Please come out.

It's not scary anymore.

Look, it's not scary.

Not scary?

You shouldn't do that, Ichijou-san.

The things that scare her the most are those eyeball stickers.

Is that so?

I've reached the southern end of the school building.

I found Tachibana Rei-san from class C!

Wait!

I'm Rei.

All right, she fell for it!

Roof of the school building

We've reached the northern end of the school building.

Discovered Serizawa Akane!

Good!

Got her!

Sorry,

it's me...

Where's the real Serizawa-san?

What did I do?!

Looks like the real one.

This is pissing me off!

Did I do something wrong?

Am I wrong?

- At the headquarters -

The enemy's diversionary tactics

have thrown the pursuers into confusion!

That's the report.

Ah, it swelled up.

15 minutes left. Are they getting desperate?

I'm worried whether we can defend the can or not.

Yes?

Oh, is that you, sis?

You missed yesterday's "Sengoku Dokyun", right?

Sengoku Dokyun

My friend managed to record it. I'm gonna borrow it and bring it home.

Bye.

What is it, Ichijou?

You look happy.

I was worried.

Chemistry Prep Room

The diversion was a success.

We did it, Yuuma-chan.

Is Serizawa-san okay?

Also, I'm Yuuna.

We had a spy. That's why we leaked fake info.

Spy?

Didn't expect you to fall for it so easily.

Right, Yuuma-chan?

W-What? Where's your proof?

I'll just have to ask your body then!

Stop this!

Headquarters

Katagiri Himeko...

Captured...

Exchange time.

Exchange time.

There's only two left, Tachibana Rei and Serizawa Akane.

The time limit will be up soon.

Five minutes left!

We'll win if we can defend the can!

Since there's only two of them left, it should be okay if all of us protect it together!

No, we gotta go on the offense!

Everyone, carry on your search!

We can't do that! Who will defend the can?

Offense is the best defense!

I'll protect the can!

Everyone, head out!

Ms. Miyamoto, please wait.

You seem to have grown taller.

I-Is that so?

Teacher!

You saw through my disguise, Inugami!

Serizawa!

The can is mine!

Crap!

Too late!

We can't stop her!

The one who acts first...

loses!

Serizawa!

We'll attack at the same time!

Run!

All right! I got it!

Sliding Attack

Why did you do that, Tachibana?

Serizawa, you fell for it.

Just give up and surrender!

Becky!

Give me back my PE uniform!

Tachibana Rei

Secured

I saw through everything.

Resistance is futile. Get ready for remedial lessons!

Game over!

Betrayed by Ichijou-san!

Team Fail is victorious!

Why did you do that, Ichijou?!

We almost won!

She just wanted to kick it.

She just wanted to kick it.

She just wanted to kick it.

A can!

Doesn't it look like tears are flickering off the moon?

Love is a white swing

A maiden's heart is a mystery

From the day I met you

I went traveling in the world of dreams

Please reply! Please reply!

I'm going to break into pieces

My heart is going boom boom boom boom boom

That's malicious, that's malicious

Don't take my love for romance lightly

It's a dreamy moonlight sensation

Darling love you

Baby Love

Hello, this is G Fantasy!

This is a special episode.

I'm special today too.

How are you special?

I was specially cleaned.

I had lunch at a special station.

My character was given a special upgrade too!

Is that so?

To balance it out, your character was given a special downgrade.

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Pani Poni is serialized in it and it's gotten rave reviews!

Genius Mail

Genius Mail

Genius Mail

Genius Mail

Genius Mail

Genius Mail

Genius!

Mail!

In this segment, Becky the Genius

Genius Mail

Big Sis Momose Kurumi

will oh so sincerely and energetically

answer your questions and doubts.

What questions will we be answering today?

Today we have a postcard from

Miya-chan Uehara Miyako

Pen name Mr. Horse-Riding Club

someone called Mr. Horse-Riding Club.

Miya-chan Uehara Miyako

Pen name Mr. Horse-Riding Club

Please do your hair in a ponytail everyday.

Hell no.

It pisses me off when games use A for attack and B for jump.

Me too.

The three greatest delicacies of the world are caviar, foie gras and...?

Truffill?

Drill?!

Genius Mail

Wardrobe malfunction included!

A

There's this Japanese proverb.

Miami Vice

Hikawa Hekiru Theater

Next episode preview.

There's another episode?

A

Everyone! Share your energy with me!!!

It'd be great if there was.

I'll be an eye catching character next time!

Miami Vice

Yeah right.

All right everyone...

Remember to brush your teeth!

Thank you very much

Do your homework!

Don't wet your bed.

Cya next time!

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