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manazashi sotto hitotsu

まなざしそっとひとつ

Making a single gentle glance

dare nimo mitsukaranuyouni

誰にもみつからぬように

as if no one is watching you,

funwari jikan dake ga nagarete ha kieteku

ふんわり時間だけが流れては消えてく

casually, the flow of time dissipates.

nee kitto negai kotoba ha sora heto todoite

ねえ きっと願い言葉は空へと届いて

Hey, I’m sure the words of desire will reach the sky.

koukai mo namida mo omoide ninaruhazu

後悔i涙も想い出になるはず

Regrets and tears should also become your memories.

narande aruita konomichi

ならんで歩いたこの道

Walking and following this road,

itsuka itsuka koko ni kaettekuruyo

いつか いつか此処に帰ってくるよ

Someday, one day, it will bring me back here

nanigenaku furimuitara hora kimi no egao

なにげなく振り向いたらほら君の笑顔

and I’ll innocently turn my head…making you smile.

This is the image of an armored steel trooper...

...that surfaced July 27 at 2:19 PM on Torihama Beach, Yokozuka.

This incident...

...is unconnected to foreign enemy Saint's invasion activity.

It seems the US army attempted to adjust...

...an armored steel trooper and failed...

...leading to the accident.

After landing on the beach,

it behaved obscenely towards females.

Minister's Secretary Eimi Shiina

It then entered combat with ex-Vesper combatant Mahoro.

Minister's Secretary Eimi Shiina

At 2:31 PM, it was stopped by Mahoro,

and was collected by the Marine Forces at 5:23 PM.

But the heart was destroyed...

...and believed impossible to repair.

Maybe they haven't gotten it through their heads yet...

...that alien machinery can't be controlled with reprogramming.

Sub-commander Gunji

I don't know what happened there,

but luckily it settled on those acts.

One false move and it could have slaughtered everyone.

Commander Daimon

Mahoro just happened to be at the scene for better or worse.

Mahoro can presently exhibit...

...only 30% of her former active ability, correct?

It was difficult.

We made her waste valuable energy.

Concerning her energy.

Dr. Minato Hokaze

Since she only used one personal magnum,

and her total combat time was short,

Dr. Minato Hokaze

It's safe to assume she didn't use any real energy.

I see.

I hope you're right.

At any rate, this makes it more difficult...

...to maintain information about the foreign enemy.

If their existence gets out...

...stress between ourselves and Saint will be unavoidable.

I want you all to keep fulfilling your duties with care.

Then today's meeting is...

Uh, actually...

We have a letter from Mahoro.

W-What? Why didn't you say so sooner?

Hurry up and read it!

Yes, sir.

Midsummer's greetings.

I hope you are all doing well despite the summer heat.

I cook, clean, and do the laundry every day.

Episode 5

8-634 Is Doing Fine

It's very busy.

Something interesting happened the other day.

It was on a blistering, hot night this summer,

with the strange smell of fish blood in the air.

Summer vacation group research?

Tonight?

Yeah, the theme is...

...to explore the nine mysteries of Hiryu School 4!

All we have to do is go search the school at night.

Seconds, please.

I don't think even one mysterious thing will happen.

So you don't believe in ghosts?

I am an android of human intellect and science.

I can't accept unscientific ideas like ghosts and telekinesis.

I see.

Do you believe in such things, Suguru-san?

Well, I guess 99% of me says they don't exist.

Then the remaining 1% does?

Maybe.

Of our school's nine mysteries,

seven are standard ghouls that come with any school.

But there's a rumor...

...that the remaining two are the real thing

There are stories of new spottings all the time,

so there's a slight possibility!

If there really are such things as ghosts,

I would like to see one.

This empty school is kinda creepy at night, isn't it?

But didn't the girls play dirty pool?

They decide our project theme and run away saying,

“We'll take care of writing the report...

...so the investigation's up to you.”

Can you believe it?

That's how women are.

Now, now...

There's no way a ghost will appear, you guys,

so let's get this over with and go home!

Mahoro-san sure is dependable.

But what's with the Shinto priest getup?

To get into the spirit of things, she said.

Oh, boy.

Mahoro-san's here, too.

Well, since she's our special guest...

...let's make them enjoy this night of fear and fright together!

So I'd like to start the search...

...with Hiryu School 4's eighth mystery, Red-headed Ando.

Yes!

Um, what is the mystery of Red-headed Ando?

Long ago, a girl named Ando fell from this building and died.

They say that as she laid in the schoolyard...

...her hair was stained red with her blood.

Since then...

...when you're climbing the stairs after school or at night...

And if you face her, she'll ask two questions.

Is my hair red? Is it not red?

And if you say it's red?

“I'll do the same to you,”

she says and kills you by splitting your head.

And if you say it's not red?

She says, “You liar!” And kills you by strangulation.

What a troubled person, or should I say ghost.

At any rate, as Mahoro-san said...

...let's get this over with now.

Yeah.

Hello, who is it?

Hello?

Is my hair red?

Is it not red?

You gotta be kidding! This is bad!

Call Time

Seconds

Well, Chizu and I will take our positions.

Yeah.

I see.

This is bad! We should leave!

W-We can't turn back now!

I know but, It's better than dying!

I would love to tell them the actual situation...

I know that...

...but I feel that would be unrefined.

Okay, start on the left foot on three.

One, two...

...three!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One...two...

One...

Hey...

You gotta be joking.

M-Maybe it's our imagination.

Listen, don't turn around.

If you do, you're dead.

Ready...

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

Oh, Sakura-san!

Oh, my.

Is my hair red?

Help!

Hair... Hair...

Red hair.

Damn, you guys aren't nice.

My lifespan just got shorter.

Hear that?

I heard.

Today's actual research theme...

...is “the behavior of humans under shock.”

Huh?

It's been left wide open.

What if a typhoon came?

Is my hair red?

Is it not red?

Well, there seems to be blood stuck in it,

so it is a bright red.

I'll do the same to you!

I am a combat android...

...so I think that will prove difficult.

Ando?

Is your last name Ando, too?

Yes, my name is Mahoro.

Oh.

We never did find Mahoro-san.

Must've gotten sick of you and left.

What's that?

What happened to her?

I hope she's all right.

Well, I guess nothing could happen to Mahoro-san.

What is it?

Hey.

I hear something.

There you go again.

We're not falling for that again.

Oh, so that was a practical joke?

It gets such a good reaction. I can't resist.

By the way, if you don't mind...

...what are you doing here so late at night?

I'm waiting for Mizutani-kun.

Is he meeting you here?

I told him I'd be waiting here after school,

but he hasn't come yet.

But look how late it is.

You should probably go home.

No, he'll definitely come.

He probably had to stop by his club room.

I bet those bully upperclassmen are delaying him.

Is that how it is.

Have you ever regretted something so much...

...that you couldn't leave the spot?

When Mizutani-kun gets here...

...there's something I have to tell him.

Or I can't go home.

I understand.

Where is his club room?

What?

Maybe somebody's having a swim?

Somebody?

Who?

T-The ninth mystery is this pool!

What kind is it?

Don't you know already?

Long ago, a student in the swim club...

...was dumped into the pool by his bully seniors,

and it triggered a fatal heart attack, they say.

Don't you think an awful lot of people die in this school?

Excuse me...

What's wrong, everyone?

It's you, Mahoro-san.

I knew it was just us.

It was probably the wind.

H-H-Hey, g-g-guys!

W-Wait!

M-Mahoro-san, if you plant a karate chop...

...on the head of an angry spirit, you'll get c-c-cursed!

No, Suguru-san.

Look closely.

Shikijo-sensei.

God, that hurts!

I was nearly beaten to death in the pool!

What are you talking about?

I acted in defense.

Someone your age should know better

than to skinny dip in a school pool at midnight!

I can't help it!

I can't possibly sleep at home when it's so hot!

So buy an air conditioner!

If I had that kind of cash, I would have ages ago.

What on earth does one have to do to sink so low?

I won't take that after being so honest!

Wanna settle this tonight, you Turn-A, Turn-maid?

How rude! I'm more efficient than you!

At what?

Say what, washboard?

Washboard

Washboard

Tokachi Prairie!

Tokachi Prairie!

Washboard

Tokachi Prairie

Human pencil board!

Human Pencil Board

Washboard

Tokachi Prairie

Human Pencil Board

Mahoro-san!

She was nothing!

Come to think of it,

what were these guys doing here this late at night?

Don't tell me!

They had a night orgy here at school behind my back?

Unable to show thoughts

R E S T T I C T E D

R E S T T I C T E D

Unable to show thoughts

R E S T T I C T E D

Unable to show thoughts

Sensei, you're voicing your beastial fantasy.

Sheesh.

Is that also a practical joke?

I think it's getting too big a reaction.

You aren't human, are you?

That goes for both of us.

Say...

Have you ever regretted something so much...

...that you couldn't leave the spot?

So you're Mizutani-kun.

Please, come with me.

Someone is waiting for you.

Waiting for me?

Who?

Impossible.

I can't leave here.

I'm jumping.

Mizutani-kun.

Ando-san...

There's... something I have to tell you.

I've... always, always...

Let's go home.

Together.

Yeah.

I am living happily, enjoying every single day.

So you needn't worry.

Well, the hot weather will continue...

...so please be very careful with your health.

Leader,

Dr. Hokaze,

Commander Daimon,

Sub-commander Gunji,

Shiina-san,

and everyone at Vesper,

I pray you will safely end the war someday...

...from the bottom of my heart.

It appears Mahoro is using her remaining time carefully.

It seems that way.

P.S. The next time I return to base,

I would like to request breast enlargement.

- Mahoro.

Breast Enlargement

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Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement

Breast Enlargement!!!

Denied!

Mahoro stops functioning in...

352 days

saasa chotto yotterasshai mahoromatikku

さぁさチョットよってらっしゃいまほろまてぃっく

C'mon, step on up. Mahoromatic!

annakoto konna jiken

あんな事こんな事件

Stuff like that, big news like this.

haato ni kikku

ハートにキック

Kick to the heart.

nanjakorya bikkurakoita

なんじゃコリャビックラこいた

What the heck? You gave me a fright.

otome no junjou

乙女の純情

Oh, my maiden's purity.

gouin demoii ubattehoshii no

ゴーインでもいい奪ってほしいの

Use force if you have to but just take it.

ecchi nanoha ikenaitoomoimasu

エッチなのはいけないと思います

I think dirty thoughts are bad!

chicchana mune okkina hitomi

小っちゃな胸おっきな瞳

Small boobies. Big eyes.

aa majorosan wo shitterukai

鳴呼まほろさんを知ってるかい

Oh, have you seen Mahoro?

shoutaifumei tenkamuteki

正体不明天下無敵

Origin unknown. Invincible.

minna ga namae wo yonderu

みんなが名前を呼んでる

Everyone is calling your name.

mottomotto atsukunaare mahoroDEmanbo

もっともっと熱くなぁれまほろDEまんぼー

Get more and more heated. The Mahoro Mambo!

raishuu mo sairaishuumo

来週も再来週も

Next week and the week after.

channerurokku

チャンネルロック

Your channel is locked.

mattemashita kokkara ga shoubu

待ってましたこっからが勝負

I've waited for this. This is the tricky part.

otome no yorokobi

乙女の悦び

Oh, my maiden's joy.

nee anata mo sakendehoshiino

ねえあなたも叫んでほしいのっ

C'mon, I want you to scream, too.

saa issho ni mahoromatikkuLOVE

さあ一緒にまほろまてぃっくLOVE

C'mon, make Mahoromatic Love with me.

satellite poem

Fuwa fuwa, kuru kuru, fuuwa fuwa.

The white fairy descends

and kisses my cheeks.

The world is a white cotton field

but soon, everyone leaves.

Someday, I will leave too.

Would I be still there inside everybody?

Would I be inside you?

Fuwa fuwa, kuru kuru, fuuwa fuwa.

The white fairy descended.

It descended on my cheek.

Next Episode

You know what, I've thought about this lately.

This next-episode notice doesn't give notice at all about the next episode...

...because we always talk about things that don’t matter...

...and the part that we scream at the end kind of refers to a different show as well.

Maybe we should make it more standard.

Let's make it better.

All right!

The next episode of Mahoromatic, Moon Flower Design.

Episode 6

Moon Flower Design

Kick to the heart.

Nyo.