Original subtitles

manazashi sotto hitotsu

まなざしそっとひとつ

Making a single gentle glance

dare nimo mitsukaranuyouni

誰にもみつからぬように

as if no one is watching you,

funwari jikan dake ga nagarete ha kieteku

ふんわり時間だけが流れては消えてく

casually, the flow of time dissipates.

nee kitto negai kotoba ha sora heto todoite

ねえ きっと願い言葉は空へと届いて

Hey, I’m sure the words of desire will reach the sky.

koukai mo namida mo omoide ninaruhazu

後悔i涙も想い出になるはず

Regrets and tears should also become your memories.

narande aruita konomichi

ならんで歩いたこの道

Walking and following this road,

itsuka itsuka koko ni kaettekuruyo

いつか いつか此処に帰ってくるよ

Someday, one day, it will bring me back here

nanigenaku furimuitara hora kimi no egao

なにげなく振り向いたらほら君の笑顔

and I’ll innocently turn my head…making you smile.

The rainy season...

...lifted one week earlier than in previous years.

An estimated 300,000 summer vacationers...

...are gathering in certain key areas.

The beach in summer looks fun, doesn't it?

Do you wanna go to the beach this Sunday?

What?

O-Of course, we'll invite the gang along.

Did I say something just now?

Say, Mahoro-san? Have you ever been to the beach?

D-Don't be absurd! I am the hired help!

I'd never go out to have fun!

Huh? We're going to have fun.

No! I am content with my daily work,

so you don't need to worry about me!

But you work hard every day so once in a while...

Out of the question!

Summer weeds grow as fast as I can cut them,

so I must tend to them daily!

You don't want to?

Out of the question!

I want to go very badly!

Uh... I... still have to do the laundry...

...so please excuse me!

That you, Suguru?

The beach? This Sunday?

Okay, I'm in.

By the way, is Mahoro-san coming?

Don't tell me it will be a guys-only thing.

What? Mahoro-san is, too?

I'm coming! I'm coming for sure!

Yeah, sure, count me in.

If I stay home, I'll just be put to work.

I just bought a new swimsuit.

Uh-huh, I'll go.

Is Mahoro-san gonna make lunch?

Right on! I'm there!

Episode 4

Shoot Me Straight Through The Heart

Have a nice time!

Bye.

Suguru.

It's pointless if Mahoro-san doesn't come!

That's strange.

I thought she'd come with us if I did this!

Yes!

I have daily duties to do such as cleaning, laundry, and weeding,

so please go and enjoy the beach with your friends.

I think that will be difficult.

Before you came along...

...everyone called Suguru's house “the haunted house”...

...so one day won't do any harm.

Yeah, yeah!

I am a maid, so...

I must not even consider such things.

Oh?

I was hoping that we could be friends or something,

but I guess not.

S-Sakura!

Friends?

Do you mean with me?

Do friends go to the beach and other places together?

Is she mocking me?

Miyuki-chan, Miyuki-chan! It's okay!

No bad person could make such delicious food!

Y-Yeah.

I think it's fine...

...as long as everyone enjoys themselves.

I-If that's what you want, Mahoro-san...

...I don't mind starting as friends.

Pardon?

Don't make this more confusing!

Why not?

Say, say...

Y-Yes?

I'd like to eat lunch with you sometime.

What?

You can have the day off today.

Um...

What?

Y-Yes, um...

M-May I come with you?

What?

We can't hear you!

Please take me to the beach with you!

All right!

Well, are you ready?

Yeah.

Anytime.

Then here we go. Ready, set...

go!

Mahoro-san's normally mild-mannered...

...so she should go with this daring suit!

No, she should pursue her cool, adult sex appeal!

Aw, just make it cute.

Hey, that's overdoing it, Chizu.

Let's be serious.

There's no time.

Actually, this one's just like mine.

You'll attract guys with fetishes.

Unbelievable.

Um, I'll wear anything that fits.

No!

Yeah! It usually takes an entire day to pick one,

and you only have a matter of minutes!

If you don't have an opinion, be quiet!

I like this one.

Huh?

Well, why didn't you say so?

Yeah, that's not bad.

Hey, go try it on!

You know, that looks kind of fun.

It's youth itself.

I think it's bad to offer praise from here.

Oh, sheesh! Would you be quiet!

But you can't walk outside of the store wearing our merchandise.

It's not like I'm about to go home dressed like this.

I'm going to pay for it so don't worry.

I'm just trying it.

But if you wander around in a bathing suit,

it will affect our image!

I'm trying it on to see people's reactions!

Right? Don't you guys agree?

I know your baby-flat chested maid makes you sexually frustrated,

but what are you doing ogling swimsuits here?

All you have to do is say the word!

Poor Suguru does all the suffering.

I feel even more like a minor character.

Oh, I didn't notice you.

See?

Explain the situation in 50 words or less!

R-Right! We're going to the beach...

Y-Yes, like you said, we're sexually frustrated!

For all-you-can-eat takoyaki?

Well, we're all on the way to the beach,

but Mahoro-san doesn't own a swimsuit.

The beach?

Of course you want to go. It's summer.

You'll need a teacher along to guide you, won't you?

Wait right there, Misato-kun! I'm coming!

School staff have a stable income,

but the salary is very cheap, you know?

Can I pay using my winter bonus?

Thank you, come again!

She's a good example of a bad example.

Gray sky.

Sea stained with lead.

Foggy horizon.

Familiar combat wear.

That is the ocean I know.

Yes, yes, excuse me a moment.

Oh, Shikijo-sensei!

Oh, it's you guys. Let me through there.

Y-You can't! Not there!

I'm in a hurry so talk later!

I can't wait till lunchtime.

I'm sorry.

Drat, so close!

I guess even Mahoro-san finds this embarrassing.

Sniffle.

Don't sniffle at me!

This is wrong!

I received a day off, so I must enjoy it or else!

I know it's a bit early for lunch, but shall we eat now?

Yay!

Gee, thanks.

I haven't had anything since breakfast.

A dog! A dog!

The lunch is in this basket.

This dog won't let go!

It's summer!

It's the beach!

It's amazing!

Mahoro-san, please come over here for a group picture.

Coming!

Okay, say cheese.

Ready?

The Night Before

July 26th, 11:48 PM

Uraga Service

To think Yokosuka Base is just in reach!

Captain, leaks in areas 2-16!

The expulsion system can't keep up!

A fire's also started in the engine room!

Give the order to abandon ship.

All hands, abandon ship!

All hands, abandon ship!

We were foolish enough to use extraterrestrial weapons.

All hands, abandon ship!

Huh?

A bikini with a color that's see-through. Not Bad.

Couldn't be, right?

Mommy, I just saw a huge crab!

That's nice, sweetie.

Isn't summer wonderful?

It's the season that makes men hot.

What's so wonderful it makes you boys hot?

Don't sit around gossiping under the hot sun like senile old men!

Jump in the ocean and let the waves cleanse you young pups!

Misato-kun, you stay behind a moment.

Pardon?

Rub on this sunblock.

Fantasy

Fantasy

L-Like this, sensei?

You're a shy one, aren't you?

Hurry or the sun will set before you get it in every nook and cranny.

Fantasy

Huh? Every nook and cranny?

L-Like this, sensei?

Yes, especially hard in that spot.

My, you suddenly put your back into it.

Rub it on!

What're you doing, you baby flat-chested maid?

Women in their late 20s...

...should stay out of sunlight in midsummer to avoid wrinkles.

Please stay in the shade!

She's learned to speak her mind...

You! There was a time even I thought...

...I'd be young forever, you know!

That was fun!

Hey, where are Suguru-kun and Mahoro-san?

They went for ramen at the “Sea House”.

What?

I wanted some ramen, too.

This glutton just ate lunch in the train.

I can't eat another bite.

What?

Sea House

Hirata

This ramen is surprisingly good, isn't it?

That's right.

Ramen at the seaside is really good for no particular reason.

Really... the heat is comfortable.

I'm sorry.

Watch it!

I'm really sorry.

Hold it, you.

We're not finished with you yet.

Uh, b-but...

You also weren't paying attention where you were going.

Don't, Mahoro-san.

Suguru-san...

But this is unreasonable.

Uh, I'll do whatever I can to make up for it.

Huh?

Staring at girls in swimsuits actually gets a little boring.

Okay, then kneel before me.

I-It's okay, Mahoro-san.

I'm sorry, but I will not tolerate insulting behavior towards you.

Hey, don't waste your time on this coward.

We'll show you a good time.

When I look at people like you...

...I feel pathetic myself.

Huh?

If you intend to insult Suguru-san further for idiotic reasons...

...I will get angry!

Even if you are human, I will get angry.

Please get it, Rin-sama!

Geesh, would you throw it properly?

So sorry.

What is that?

That's what we'd like to know!

Rin!

Rin-chan!

Eek, it's a lecherous crab!

What's your problem? I'm trying to enjoy myself here!

You'll get angry?

What happens when you get angry?

Are you gonna squash all three of us?

I regret to say that is impossible for me.

What, bitch?

Don't push your luck, or I'll make you cry!

Hold it right there! Are you running from me?

Mahoro-san, this isn't the time!

What? I'm not stopping for a measly crab robot!

What? W-W-W-What's that doing here?

Mahoro-san, you know it?

Yes, that's an alien, anti-android, crab-type, armored robot.

It's only meant as an anti-android weapon,

and I have no data of one appearing...

...in such a public place, but...

...what do you suppose it's doing?

I c e C r e a m

It's missing two or three screws, I think.

It's quite dangerous since it could come to its senses anytime...

...so I'm going to return to combat mode for a short time.

Please hold my things!

Right.

I summon the Sylpheed!

I... No, my friends were trying to have fun at the beach,

and then you appear,

and behave like a pervert.

It's an outrage. Unpardonable!

I won't let you get away with it!

What's happening?

Beats me...

Are Suguru and Mahoro-san okay?

I hope they got away.

At any rate, it's every woman for herself!

Sorry to spoil your fun, but it's over!

What's this?

Mahoro-san!

Mahoro-san?

I didn't think it'd try to shut me down at its own risk...

I was foolish.

It will take 192 seconds for me to auto-repair.

The enemy will resume motion in 174 seconds.

The 18 second difference is fatal.

Then I'll have to...

Mahoro-san!

I-is that you, Suguru-san?

No, you can't be here!

Please run!

Hurry! Please hurry!

Mahoro-san, are you blind?

You'll be hurt if you stay here!

Please retreat to a safe location!

But what will happen to you?

I am, after all, a combat android.

If my opponent can risk a hit upon itself,

then I must be prepared to do the same.

I was prepared for such a day to come.

Stupid!

There's no way I can just watch that happen!

It doesn't make a difference if you're an android or a human!

Suguru-san...

You watch! I'll take care of it somehow!

This gun is exclusively for my use.

You cannot wield it.

In that case, you pull the trigger.

I'll aim.

Understood.

I will entrust everything to you.

The enemy is also half-dead.

It will likely come for us using its only remaining frontal attack.

We have three bullets remaining.

We will shoot its heart through its front cannon hole.

Right!

I see it!

Not yet.

Probably eight seconds more!

Now!

It bounced off!

Did we miss?

Don't worry! Keep aiming!

We can beat it!

At any rate, I'm glad you saved the day!

It's all thanks to your heroism.

No, I was caught in the moment.

I can't even talk back to a bunch of punks.

You're fine the way you are.

I respect you for what you are, and I'm very fond of you.

M-Mahoro-san, what's wrong?

The smoke is clearing...

...so let's pretend to be unconscious to avoid questions.

Sure, good idea.

Is anything wrong?

We're out of danger now.

You can't be blamed.

This was probably your first time.

Hey! Get away from him!

Crab pinch!

Mahoro stops functioning in...

358 days

saasa chotto yotterasshai mahoromatikku

さぁさチョットよってらっしゃいまほろまてぃっく

C'mon, step on up. Mahoromatic!

annakoto konna jiken

あんな事こんな事件

Stuff like that, big news like this.

haato ni kikku

ハートにキック

Kick to the heart.

nanjakorya bikkurakoita

なんじゃコリャビックラこいた

What the heck? You gave me a fright.

otome no junjou

乙女の純情

Oh, my maiden's purity.

gouin demoii ubattehoshii no

ゴーインでもいい奪ってほしいの

Use force if you have to but just take it.

ecchi nanoha ikenaitoomoimasu

エッチなのはいけないと思います

I think dirty thoughts are bad!

chicchana mune okkina hitomi

小っちゃな胸おっきな瞳

Small boobies. Big eyes.

aa majorosan wo shitterukai

鳴呼まほろさんを知ってるかい

Oh, have you seen Mahoro?

shoutaifumei tenkamuteki

正体不明天下無敵

Origin unknown. Invincible.

minna ga namae wo yonderu

みんなが名前を呼んでる

Everyone is calling your name.

mottomotto atsukunaare mahoroDEmanbo

もっともっと熱くなぁれまほろDEまんぼー

Get more and more heated. The Mahoro Mambo!

raishuu mo sairaishuumo

来週も再来週も

Next week and the week after.

channerurokku

チャンネルロック

Your channel is locked.

mattemashita kokkara ga shoubu

待ってましたこっからが勝負

I've waited for this. This is the tricky part.

otome no yorokobi

乙女の悦び

Oh, my maiden's joy.

nee anata mo sakendehoshiino

ねえあなたも叫んでほしいのっ

C'mon, I want you to scream, too.

saa issho ni mahoromatikkuLOVE

さあ一緒にまほろまてぃっくLOVE

C'mon, make Mahoromatic Love with me.

satellite poem

Everyday, being carefree,

I take a nap in the yard

Is it food time yet?

My stomach is sticking out

It's time for a walk.

If I peek in the house

Master and Mahoro are in a good mood. *blush*

Are Master and Shikijo-sensei in a good mood, too?

What?!

Isn't there a good person for Guri too? *sigh*

Next Episode

At school, secrets are passed down from student to student.

On a hot and humid night, when the wind blows and smells a little fishy…

A white curtain moves in a supposedly empty school.

A weird, wriggling shadow closes in on Mahoro.

Are the things that hide in the shadows, cursed, grotesque things?

Don't shoot!

Episode 5

8-634 Is Doing Fine

They are human beings!