Original subtitles

maiagatteiku sajin

舞い上がっていく砂塵

The huge sand storm,

karamaru unmei o sashishimesu ka no you ni

絡まる運命を指し示すかのように

As if showing my way to my entwined destiny,

ookiku hirogaru

大きく広がる

Opens wide

sono saki ni shinjiteta

その先に信じてた

I believed if

mirai ga aru naraba

未来があるならば

There was a future beyond it

kono mi o toshite made mo

この身を賭してまでも

There was a reason for me to fight

tatakau imi ga aru

戦う意味がある

Even if put myself on the line

yuruginai omoi o kasaneau

揺るぎない思いを重ね合う

We share the same firm belief,

kono chikai shinjiteru

この誓い信じてる

I trust in this vow

taemanai ame ni utare

絶え間ない雨に打たれ

Getting pounded by the unceasing rain,

shoujo wa namida o nagashita

少女は涙を流した

A girl cries

ubawareta no wa dare no negai

奪われたのは誰の願い

Whose wish did it take away?

michibikidasu sono kotae wa

導き出すその答えは

That answer leading the way,

dare ni mo furesase wa shinai

誰にも触れさせはしない

Won’t let anyone go near it

hakanai hanabira no you ni

儚い花びらのように

It wouldn’t be so bad if the answer

chiru no mo waruku nai to

散るのも悪くないと

Disperses like transient flower petals

I like crabs more than loaches...

Fine. If you insist, I’ll eat the loaches, too.

What is it?

Shut up, already.

What are you talking about?

I didn’t bite your tail.

I said I didn’t bite it!

Don’t talk to your master like that!

I can’t take it anymore!

If you hate it here that much, then leave!

Chapter 08 Moukaku Is Captured and Released Many Times

It’s getting hotter by the day...

We’re in Nanban, where it’s always summer.

It’s going to get hotter, so be ready.

The sun’s been so strong, I feel like I’m going to forget that there’s anything like the cold.

This is the summit of Mt. Taishan.

We are lost.

Completely stranded.

Heh heh.

Shut up! You’re just making me colder!

We’re back!

I brought fruit!

I brought a fish!

I... I... Um, I tried really hard!

Mike, Tora, Shamu, good work!

Where’s PayaPaya?

That’s right. PayaPaya’s gone.

He’s always on your head.

You see, PayaPaya...

You had a fight and kicked him out?

It’s PayaPaya’s fault!

I didn’t bite his tail, but he said I did, and I just got so mad, and...

You bit my leg once.

*Gulp*

You bit my arm.

*Gulp Gulp*

You bit my butt.

Th-Then I really did...

Poor PayaPaya.

I hope he’s not lost in the forest.

Maybe a big animal found and ate him...

Everyone, get ready at once!

We go to find PayaPaya!

The cold water feels so good...

What a perfect spot for a river!

Hey, I know it’s a bit late to ask,

but what’s a Nanban elephant like?

They call it a Nanban elephant, which means it’s probably an elephant that lives in Nanban.

But the very concept of “elephant” is shrouded in mystery. Few have ever seen one.

I see.

According to the documents I’ve read, part of its body is very long, strong,

and big, and it moves about on its own...

V-Very long and strong...

B-Big and moves about on its own...

I can’t even imagine how it would look!

Speaking of mysteries, another is Moukaku, their keeper.

Do you know anything about them, Gien-san?

Yes. They’re just rumors, but they’re said to be thirty feet tall,

with scaly skin, eating still-living animals and snakes, head-first.

Supposedly, they rule Nanban with an iron fist.

W-Wow! That’s really scary!

I don’t care who they are. I’ll squash them flat!

What?

We’re not here to fight.

We’re here to get the Nanban elephant belly button lint.

First we need to ask them...

Wh-What’s this?

I’ve never seen anything like it.

Damn! If only I had my weapon...

Don’t even try!

We shouldn’t move.

My face...

My face is stuck this way.

What kind of animal is this?

I don’t know. I’ve never seen one like it before.

No idea, but he’s cute and friendly.

OK!

I’ll name him AiAi!

Name him...

You’re going to keep him?

AiAi?

AiAi...

”Ai” for Aisha?

N-Not quite.

I know!

You want to see her so much, you’re naming it AiAi!

N-No! That’s not right!

It’s right, but it’s definitely not right!

There’s a forest, so there’s a forest.

Even if there’s a tiger, don’t worry.

I’ll boil it in a pot with a horse!

That animal really likes Rin Rin-chan.

I’m sure it’s grateful for being rescued from the tiger.

There you are!

What are you doing?

Give back my AiAi!

What?

PayaPaya is mine!

No!

It’s mine!

It’s mine!

I won!

Now it’s mine.

No, it’s not.

Why?

I won, so AiAi is mine.

Both parties pulled the baby from both sides,

and the one who let go, when they saw the baby hurting,

is the true owner!

Thus, the real owner of this strange creature is this person.

Love... I didn’t have enough love...

Here you are.

PayaPaya, I’m sorry.

There you are!

We got worried when you disappeared.

We looked everywhere for you, Great King.

Great King?

Um, I doubt it’s true, but are you the King of Nanban...

Yes, I am the King of Nanban, Moukaku.

Thirty feet tall?

Rumors are always exaggerated.

Then that strange animal...

It’s a Nanban elephant?

I see.

You bit his tail in your sleep, and then you fought over it.

Biting something in your sleep...

What a barbarian!

But Aisha-san said you once bit her breast when you’d fallen asleep.

That’s different!

That was, um...

That aside,

I have a request for the Great King.

Now you don’t see the boobs...

Now you do!

Wow! What amazing hooters!

You weren’t hiding them at all!

I want a pair of those-

Of course not!

The Nanban elephant belly button lint is the Nanban barbarians’ treasure!

I can’t give it to weird strangers like you!

What? Weird strangers?

You’re way weirder than I am, shorty!

What...

Stop it, you two!

I’ll take the Nanban elephant belly button lint by force!

Hey!

Come down and fight fair!

A slowpoke like you can’t catch me.

If you guys want the Nanban elephant belly button lint, then you must find me and make me give it up!

Guys, we’re leaving.

I said we’re leaving!

Fine...

It’s done!

You’re good at this.

I’ve been weaving straw since I was little.

But what will you do with this big basket?

I’ll use it to catch Moukaku-san!

One!

Um, I think that’s a bit too obvious...

As near as I can tell, Moukaku-san’s got the same intelligence as Rin Rin-chan.

This should work just fine.

Huh? But...

What’s happening to me?! The darkness is setting in!

The horror!

Let me out!

See?

You caught me, but that’s not enough to make me give up.

I’ll make you regret letting me go.

You won’t catch me again!

Two!

Stupid Moukaku!

You’re a dummy with a single-digit intelligence stat!

Dummy-face! Stupid-head!

Who’s a dummy-face now?!

Hey, slowpoke!

Come here!

I’ll get you for this...

I won’t fall for an obvious trap like that!

A double trap.

Smart!

When I led the Rin Rin bandits, I used this all the time.

The more an idiot thinks they’re not an idiot, the better it works.

Three!

Guys, it’s time for boob calisthenics!

Together, together, 1-2!

Shake, shake, 3-4!

Up-down, up-down, 5-6!

Big boobs!

I’m glad it worked...

But how’d we catch Enya, too?

Um... I just couldn’t help it...

More!

More!

More!

I hate this! I hate it!

I’ll use the Nanban barbarians’ dark magic to summon all the forest’s evil spirits!

What will you do with the evil spirits?

I’ll make them possess PayaPaya and use him to beat them up.

Evil spirits make you really powerful and really violent.

And when you eat them, they taste like shrimp!

Eat them...

They taste like shrimp...

Gulp!

We will begin the ceremony to summon the evil spirits.

They’re here.

What trap should we use to catch Moukaku-san today?

I’ll do it!

It’s my turn today!

I want in, too!

You guys are having too much fun with this.

So let’s use boob-rock-paper-scissors to see whose turn it is.

But I’d win that by default...

What?

That’s mean.

I-I didn’t mean it like-

That’s true. Those of us with uselessly large breasts should consider the effect they have on others.

The well-endowed seem to ignore that a lot.

Ow!

Why’d you just jump out at us like that?

What’s wrong?

We haven’t set any trap yet...

Big trouble!

We had evil spirits possess PayaPaya to beat you up, and now they’re out of control!

Evil spirits?

I don’t know what’s going on, but it attacked us!

You need to run or else!

What nonsense...

Listen... Evil spirits are just superstition. Most often, they’re a trick of the eye or the imagination.

You see...

K-Koumei-chan!

Behind you!

Behind me?

Get it!

OK!

PayaPaya!

Be a good boy!

My eyes are spinning...

Koumei-chan, any ideas?

N-Not really. I don’t know any way to exorcise evil spirits...

I’ve decided not to believe in those things anyway-

Believe it or not, it’s right over there!

When you’re possessed by an evil spirit, you grow a tail with evil powers.

So if you cut it, he’ll turn back!

Got it!

Baten! Gien!

Back me up!

Now!

Go!

There are two tails!

Red and blue...

Which do I cut?

You won’t know till you try!

If you cut the wrong one, you’ll just hurt it, and it’ll get even more violent.

No!

Hurry!

We won’t last much longer!

Red... Blue... Which do I cut?

I know!

I got it!

This is the right one!

PayaPaya!

I’m sorry!

I’m so sorry!

I was wrong!

By the way, Rin Rin-chan, how did you know which tail to cut?

On the red tail, there was a bite mark just like this!

She said they fought because Moukaku bit PayaPaya’s tail,

so the one without the bite mark must’ve come later.

You’ll give us the Nanban elephant belly button lint?

I didn’t give up. But you’re actually good guys, so I’ll give you some.

Thank you, Moukaku-chan!

But on one condition!

The Nanban elephant belly button lint is the treasure of the Nanban barbarians.

So I have a duty to see that it’s not used for evil.

You mean...

We’re going with you, all the way back to your village!

I heard there are big boobs in Chuugen, so I want to see them while I’m there.

True. There are quite a few gigantic ones...

I’m finally back!

But Moukaku-san, our village is a long, long way away!

Don’t worry!

We once went all the way to Hagun on a secret mission.

So going with you is nothing.

But our village is a lot farther away than Hagun...

Let’s bring them with us.

But...

You know what they say:

The more the merrier, and... Um...

Take good little boys and girls with you!

The blizzard’s held us here for three days.

We’re out of food,

and we’ll...

Do not be afraid!

Are you the messenger of love and justice, Butterfly Mask?

Here you go! Bamboo-shoot egg soup.

Enjoy!

It’s so good...

The crunch of the bamboo shoots and the softness of the egg... It’s wonderful!

Bamboo shoots are the best!

Thank you so much, Butterfly Mask!

I see. So you like it.

Remember how bamboo shoots saved your life, and be ever-thankful-

Hey! Wake up!

There’s no such thing as bamboo-shoot egg soup! You’re dreaming!

Hey!

Now I can rest in peace...

Don’t fall asleep!

Fall asleep and you’ll die!

niihao

ニーハオ

Hello

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

kita kita ran ran dai ran ran

来た来た乱乱大乱乱

When the large part of the war came,

kono kokoro mo choppiri midarechau

この心もちょっぴり乱れちゃう

This heart also had immediate disorder

ichinan satte mata ichinan

一難去ってまた一難

It’s been one thing after another,

demo minna ga iru kara ganbareru

でもみんながいるから頑張れる

But everyone is standing firm!

hawawa hawawa hawawa hawahawa

はわわ はわわ はわわ はわはわ

Hawawa hawawa hawawa hawahawa

hawawa hawawa hawawa hawahawa

はわわ はわわ はわわ はわはわ

Hawawa hawawa hawahawa hawawa

otome to otome no ai kotoba

乙女と乙女の愛言葉

Don’t run away from a girl and her love speech,

sore nigenai megenai akiramenai~

それ逃げないめげない諦めないっ

Don’t be discouraged, and don’t give up

hai~

はいっ

Yes!

wazawai tenjite fuku to nasu

禍転じて福となす

Turn away from calamity,

kizutsuku hodo ni yasashiku nareruwa

傷つくほどに優しくなれるわ

And make good fortune, it will take tough love

hai~

はいっ

Yes!

koi mo yuujou mo tatakaimo zenbu

恋も友情も戦いもぜんぶ

Love and friendship and fighting and everything

「taisetsu sugite komacchau~！」

「大切すぎて困っちゃうっ！」

"Are excessively important"

shinjite yume mite koi shite ai shite

信じて 夢みて 恋して 愛して

Believe in it, see the dream, and love, love

「koketsu ni irazunba 『koi』 o ezu！」

「虎穴に入らずんば『恋』を得ず！」

"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die!"

「boketsu wa horazu ni koi youyou！」

「墓穴は掘らずに恋揚揚！」

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"

iza~! yuuki rinrin dakishimete

いざっ！勇気凛凛抱きしめて

Come now! Embrace me with gusto.

iko~！ kokontouzai doko made mo

いこっ！古今東西どこまでも

Let’s go! Everyone everywhere and of all ages

kakugo o kimete

覚悟を決めて

Prepare yourself;

tsutae ni yuku wa

伝えにゆくわ

The legend is coming to life

「senrai no 『koi』 mo ippo kara！」

「千里の『恋』も一歩から！」

"Because love is a giant leap!"

hai~

はいっ

Yes!

ima~！ dai dai dai suki ai narite

いまっ！大大大好き愛成りて

Now! A huge, good love is coming

aa~！ ishindenshin negawakuba

嗚呼っ！以心伝心願わくば

Yeah! I wish for telepathy

anata no egao

あなたの笑顔

Your smile

mamoreru you ni

守れるように

Protects me in that way

「koi suru otome ni nigon nashi！」

「恋する乙女に二言無し！」

"Without going back on your word of love!"

「koi suru otome wa kokushimusou!!」

「恋する乙女は国士無双!!」

"Love me mister!!"

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, it’s love no no

iyaiya

いやいや

No no

iyaーn

いやーん

Nooooo~

That blizzard’s still going.

Let’s play Shiritori to keep awake.

OK, the first word is Shiritori.

Rin.. Rinyouzai.

Inoshishi.

Shi... Shonben Ouji.

Who’s that?

Next is “ji.”

Ji... Ji... Ji... Ji...

Next time (Jikai) on Shin Koihime Musou Otome Tairan, Chapter 09:

Gunyuu attempts to defeat Toutaku.

Chapter 09 Gunyuu Attempts to Defeat Toutaku

To...

Tounyou.

Why do all those words have to do with pee!