Original subtitles

Who's that comin' from somewhere up in the sky?

Movin' fast and bright as a firefly

Just when you think that trouble's gonna pounce

Who's gonna be there when it really counts?

Do that Care Bears Countdown

Five, four, three, two, one.

Announcer: And now back to "The Care Bears."

Yippee!

Yahoo!

Get along, little dogie!

Faster, horsey, faster!

That's it, little doggy.

We'll head him off at the pass.

Hey, Sheriff Brave Heart!

The bad guys are behind you!

Huh?

Whoa!

I meant to do that.

Sorry, Brave Heart.

You just looked like you were having so much fun,

I thought I'd join in.

Oh, where is she?

Treat Heart, I've been looking all over for you.

We've gotta go on a caring mission

to help a boy named Roy on a dude ranch.

Dude ranch?

Say, Cheer, isn't that where children learn

to be cowboys and cowgirls?

Brave Heart: It sure enough is!

Reckon I'll tag along with you little ladies.

Wow!

Let's get going!

Yee-haw!

I ain't never seen a cowboy with glasses.

Have you, Butch?

No, Tex, I sure ain't.

Hiya!

Oop! Oof.

Oh...

No, sir. I ain't never seen

a cowboy with glasses.

And I guess we never will.

Ooh, I hate these glasses.

Cheer Bear: Look, there he is!

Treat Heart: Look out, Brave Heart! Brave Heart: Whoa, boy!

Next time, Brave Heart, I drive.

Hey, you're the Care Bears.

What are you doing here?

We've come to help you.

Right, pardner.

So don't let them greenhorns

get you all riled up

about wearin' glasses.

But they were right.

Who ever saw a cowboy with glasses?

I don't need them.

And I'll prove it this afternoon at the rodeo.

But, Roy--

Oop!

See, Roy?

You do need your glasses.

Oh, leave me alone.

We've got to convince Roy to wear his glasses.

Yeah, he could get into

a lot of trouble without them.

Cheer Bear: Where did he go?

Come on, pardners.

We'd better spread out and find him.

Whoa!

Roy!

Roy!

Aha, there goes one of those

miserable Care Bears now.

You mean Care Bear Cousin, Shreeky.

I don't care what they're called.

I just want to give them

to my Uncle No Heart

so he can do mean, nasty things to them.

And this is the perfect place to catch them.

Shreeky: Beastly!

So, ya wanna play rough.

Beastly: Yeow!

They don't call me the Fastest Mirror in the West

for nothing.

Now get that Care Bear!

You mean Care Bear Cousin.

Yeow!

Ow!

Shreeky: Hurry up, Beastly!

So, this is the cookhouse.

Even if I don't find Roy in here,

I'm sure to find something good to eat.

Now's my chance.

I'll sack that Care Bear Cousin

just like flour.

It's an ambush!

Head for the hills!

Whoa!

Treat Heart: Gee, too bad Roy wasn't in here.

Then he could've had some of this yummy popcorn.

Who turned out the lights?

Huh?

Yikes!

Oh, at least Shreeky didn't see me.

Hi, Shreeky.

Shreeky: Beastly!

Brave Heart: Hmm...

looks like that young'un Roy

has disappeared into thin air.

There he is!

The sooner we get those glasses to him, the better.

Oh, no.

He's heading for the stadium.

I gotta stop him

before he gets into--

trouble?

Wah!

Faster, feet, faster!

Whoa!

Ooh.

Yeow!

I can't look!

Huh?

See, Mr. Bull?

That's what happens when you lock horns

with Cowboy Brave Heart.

Hope you learned your...

lesson?

Oops. Gotta go.

So long!

Are you sure you wanna do this, Roy?

Of course I'm sure.

I don't know, Roy.

This is one mean-lookin' bronco.

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna get on this one myself.

Well, I sure do.

I'll show you I don't need glasses.

I'm a real cowboy.

Now where did he get to?

Huh?

All set, Roy?

Roy, no!

Here you go!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Tex: Ride 'em, dog boy!

Whoa!

Oh. Oh, Roy.

Oh, no! Whoa!

Hey.

This isn't a horse.

I've been tricked.

See, Roy? You doneed your glasses.

No, I don't.

I'll prove it.

I'm entering the chuck wagon race.

Oh, Roy.

Blech! Not now, doggy.

I've gotta find Cheer and get those glasses back to Roy

before he hurts himself.

Cheer Bear: Roy!

Roy!

Where are you?

I've got your glasses!

Roy?

Roy, are you in here?

Shreeky: He's not.

But we are.

Shreeky!

Beastly!

That's right, Care Bear.

Time to gift wrap you for No Heart.

Oh!

Ooh!

Announcer: "The Care Bears" will be right back.

Announcer: And now back to "The Care Bears."

Shreeky: Beastly!

Huh?

You wanna snap it up a bit?

The suspense is killing me.

Uh, sure, Shreeky.

Right away.

Huh? Beastly!

She's getting away!

Yeow!

You won't get past me that easily.

Huh?

Beastly, stop her!

Ha-ha!

Yep, they don't call me

the Fastest Mirror in the West

for nothin'.

Beastly!

Get that Care Bear Cousin!

But, Shreeky, she's a Care Bear.

I don't care what she is.

Just get her!

Right away, Shreeky!

Huh?

Whoa!

Huh? I did it!

Oh, Shreeky, I did it!

I caught her!

I'm sobad.

No, you're solucky.

[ Cheer grunting, pounding ]

You'll never get away with this, Shreeky!

But I already have.

Come on, Beastly.

We've got to round up her other furry friends.

Oh, how am I gonna warn the others?

And how will I ever get these glasses back to Roy?

Hey, Tex.

Look who's entering the chuck wagon race.

Hey, Roy!

Sure you can do that without your glasses?

You bet I can.

Just watch me.

Oh, no!

Roy, wait!

Huh? Is that you, Treat Heart?

Roy, you should be wearing your glasses

if you're going to be in this race.

Who ever heard of a cowboy with glasses?

Besides, I can see just fine.

But, Roy!

Hyah!

See, Roy?

Without your glasses,

we'll both be...

goners.

Cheer Bear: Help! Help!

Oh, Cheer, where are you?

Roy needs his glasses now!

Help!

Brave Heart: Cheer? Let me outta here!

Oooh!

Hmm.

There! Yeow!

Wow.

Howdy, Miss Cheer.

Roy, you've got to stop this thing!

Don't worry.

I've got everything under control!

Roy, no!

We're heading for the wall!

Look at him go, Butch.

I know, Tex.

He doesn't even know the race is over.

We've gotta get these glasses back to Roy.

Right, and warn Treat Heart

that Shreeky and Beastly are here.

So, you've escaped.

Well, you and your Care Bear friend

won't get away this time.

But, Shreeky...

that's not a Care Bear.

That's a Care Bear Cousin.

I don't care what they are.

Let's just get 'em.

You're not gettin' anyone, Shreeky.

Care Bear Stare!

Yeow!

Outta my way!

I'm allergic!

Yipe!

You don't scare me.

Take this. Whoa!

There's more where that came from.

Oh, yeah?

Well, take some of this, Shreeky.

Yeah, and this!

Yeow!

Two against two!

They've got us outnumbered, Shreeky!

You mean two against one.

You're no help, fur ball.

But I think I see someone who could be.

Magic mirror, listen to me.

Break the fence and set that bull free!

Uh-oh.

I think we're in big trouble, Cheer.

I think you're right, Brave Heart!

Let's get out of here!

Yee-haw!

Get 'em, bull!

Cowabunga!

"Cowabunga"?

Roy, pull over!

I'm trying, Treat Heart.

I'm try-- ah!

Oh, no!

Turn, Roy, turn!

How?

Tex: Great goin', Roy!

You sure showed us a thing or two.

Yeah, about how not to be a cowboy.

Don't listen to them, Roy.

You are a cowboy.

No, I'm not.

I can't be a cowboy with glasses

and I can't be one without 'em.

I'm no cowboy.

I'm no anything.

Brave Heart: Gangway!

Bull comin' through!

Yeow!

Oh, no!

Roy, look out!

Can't be a cowboy

with my glasses.

Can't be one without 'em.

I'm just a nobody.

Whoops.

Not again!

Yeow!

That bull's gonna make shish kebab

out of those Care Bears.

Let's split up!

He can't follow all of us!

Good idea!

Nice bull. Nice bull.

Yeow!

Yeow!

Whoa!

Yahoo!

Spin dry!

I'll never be a cowboy.

Roy, look out!

Just a nobody.

Huh? My glasses.

Jumpin' catfish!

I've gotta help them! My rope!

Whoa!

Yahoo!

Yay, bull!

This is almost worth the price of admission.

It's Roy. What's he doing?

Roy, no!

Treat Heart: Get out of the way!

Oh! I can't look!

Hey, no fair!

Yeah!

Wow, what a cowboy!

Yeah! Nice going!

Let's hear it for Roy!

Hip-hip-hooray!

Hip-hip-hooray!

Hip-hip hooray!

Oh, no, you don't.

I've still got my...

My mirror!

It's broken!

Oh!

That means seven more years of bad luck.

Someday those Care Bears

are going to pay for this.

Beastly: Uh, Shreeky...

you mean one Care Bear

and two Care Bear...

Go ahead. Make my day.

Cousins?

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Shreeky?

Shreeky!

Shreeky!

Wait up, Shreeky!

Shreeky! Yeow!

Wow, Roy.

You were really brave out there,

roping that bull.

Yeah, could you show us how to do it?

I'd be right proud to, pardners.

See, Roy?

It doesn't matter that you wear glasses.

That's right!

What matters is just being yourself.

And, pardner, you're a real cowboy.

Wow, thanks!

Say, how'd y'all like a few tips

on ropin' and ridin'?

Uh, thanks just the same, Roy,

But I think I've had enough riding for one day.