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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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{\an8}Simpson, you're brand-new here,
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{\an8}but I have a nose for men,
and you stink of reliability.
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{\an8}I'm putting you in charge
of the big red button.
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{\an8}I won't let you down, sir.
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{\an8}I smell you won't. Never touch the button,
unless the meltdown alarm sounds.
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{\an8}Then, and only then, push the button.
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{\an8}Sorry, you can understand this is
very exciting for me. I mean, a button!
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{\an8} Of course.
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{\an8}While our schools and hospitals go without
power during the costly restart process,
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{\an8}remember: no alarm, no button.
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{\an8} Aw.
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{\an8}I will never get tired of this.
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{\an8}Lenny, button!
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State park, family field trip!
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State park, state park, state park!
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Don't forget sunscreen and bug spray.
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- State park. State park.
- State park. State park.
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I worked all week
at the world's most boring job,
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and now I have to spend time
in the natural world
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that I devoted my life to destroy.
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You're the one
who suggested a family outing.
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What part of that implied I was coming?
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I can hear the waterfall.
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There it is in all its majestic glory.
The stamp station!
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Oh, yeah.
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Nine more stamps to go.
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Then we'll have all the stamps.
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Weekends are for relaxing.
How am I supposed to do that here at...
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{\an8}Shut up.
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In the olden days,
a bootlegger was a shady character--
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You're blocking the stamps, lady.
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What are you looking at
instead of being present with your family?
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Really?
Cross sections of breakfast burritos?
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I was ranking those.
Now I have to start over.
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Look, we got every stamp.
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What's our prize?
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You get your Wilderness Explorer
Completion Trophy.
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{\an8}Good job.
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{\an8}Certified trailblazers.
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Mom, can we get souvenirs so we have
something to remember this trip by?
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One souvenir each.
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The gift shop.
This is where time goes to die.
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Can't you fake a little enthusiasm
for five minutes?
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I can't pretend to like things I don't.
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You do it all the time.
It's called parenting.
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Huh? Well, I do like lying to children.
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Activate parent superpower,
fake enthusiasm.
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{\an8}Mmm?
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I know which souvenir I'd pick out
if I wanted to have fun. Stress balls!
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Oh, oh!
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I can feel the stress leaving my body.
Tell me that's not medically fun.
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It does have a therapeutic property
we doctors call squishiness.
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Business lady. Business got you stressed?
Have a squeeze of this.
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Excuse me, miss.
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What happened to the woman
who was standing here just a moment ago?
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Was that your mother?
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No, it's me all along.
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Is there anything these balls can't do?
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Dad, can we get stress balls?
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Please?
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What a great idea. Hurry, do it quick.
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{\an8}- He sold me.
- He sold me more.
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Arriba! Ándale, stress! Adios!
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Most intriguing.
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Dad, there's a creepy guy in a raincoat
who wants to talk to you.
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Well, run him off. What do I pay you for?
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Wait, please,
I have two words to say to you.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah!
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Duffman!
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Not anymore, actually.
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The Duff Corporation
has, uh, retired that character forever.
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All the old forms of advertising
are now passé.
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Corporate spokesmen, print ads, TV spots.
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Today's kids,
they can't even sing the jingles.
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That can't be true.
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Boy, finish this tune.
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♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow... ♪
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Woof?
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God help us.
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The old ways are dead.
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Today, advertising is all about
undercover marketing,
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where the spontaneity
of a regular person's excitement
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is worth a thousand "Where's the beefs?"
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Where was that beef?
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And undercover marketing is exactly
what you did yesterday in that gift shop.
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All I did was pretend
to love some stupid, terrible crap.
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Homer, you have a gift,
and corporate America needs you.
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{\an8} "Enthusiasm on Demand."
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You pretend to like things
to make other people buy them?
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It's the world's newest profession
offering love for money.
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You could make $500 in just one hour.
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As a late great man once said, "Oh, yeah!"
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{\an8}Mmm?
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{\an8}"Welcome to your first enthusi-task.
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{\an8}Convince people to buy
a self-balancing unicycle."
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{\an8}Hmm... If I can find just the right group
of potential customers.
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{\an8}Hope dims for the trapped miners as
faith leaders conduct a moment of silence.
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{\an8}Look at me if you want to see a guy
having the time of his life.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}We gathered here today
in hopes of a miracle, and we got one.
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{\an8}A self-balancing unicycle
sure to be on everyone's Christmas list.
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Homer S. may be the key to completing
Project Dark Contrivance. Praise Enroy.
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Praise Enroy! Praise him indeed.
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{\an8}You over-praised Enroy.
No malted treat for you.
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Marge, this veggie omelet is delicious!
I don't miss the bacon or sausage at all!
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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Or are you just practicing for
your new job of pretending to like things?
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Nope. It's that good.
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Why, thank you.
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It's great
you're enjoying your side hustle,
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but I hope you're not neglecting
your front hustle.
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Oh, I quit that job.
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I should be furious
that you're leaving with no notice,
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but your sincere enthusiasm for taking
this job and shoving it has won me over.
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Consider it shoved.
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I'm just too good at my new job.
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I've already sold pilgrim hats,
creatine snuff,
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and this great ear de-waxer.
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I bet there's nothing so distasteful
this guy can't pretend to like it.
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Ooh.
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Here's my next assignment. I'm promoting...
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No, no, anything but that!
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Drink up. Quality bowling requires
some boozing to beat the heebie-hoohaws.
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None for me. I've found something...
...better.
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UnDuff Nothin'.
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A new non-alcoholic beer
that'll make you forget
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all those times you were blackout drunk.
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Non-alcoholic beer?
That could lead to non-alcoholism.
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Don't take my unslurred word for it.
Chug it for yourself.
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Well, I know you socially, so I'm sold.
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No, I can't do it.
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Too much! You ask too much!
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Tell me to sell time-shares to toddlers,
but not this!
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{\an8}Report to corporate at 9:00 tomorrow.
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{\an8}And give yourself time.
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{\an8}You'll be parking
very far from the building.
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{\an8}No!
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Inspiring, aren't they? They promote
corporate efflorescence, praise Enroy.
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Nothing concerning so far.
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Salutations, Homer.
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{\an8}Your diligence and co-operability has
earned you these chocolate-covered bees.
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Mmm, "sting-y."
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I'm really sorry
I couldn't fake-like fake beer.
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{\an8}Homer, sanguinate yourself.
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{\an8}Eventually, every enthusiaster is called
to love a product they simply cannot.
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You're the unfortunate victim
of your personality's likes and dislikes.
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Stupid personality.
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But we've developed a simple procedure
that separates you
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from the tastes and desires
that make you you.
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We call it "seperance."
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Praise Enroy.
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This Enroy dude sure seems praiseworthy.
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After seperance, you will never again
be disjoyous at work.
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That's been my dream ever since
I grew weary of the big red button.
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But what exactly is this procedure?
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I can answer that.
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I have no idea,
but I have had the procedure myself,
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and look at how happy I am.
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Happy.
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Why don't we get you started?
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Nothing concerning so far.
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Seperance floor.
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♪ Whoo-hoo!
I am surgically happy ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ That is me on my ID ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Hey, look, a weird doppelgänger ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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There he is, Homer S.,
our brilliant team leader.
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Thanks to him,
our department is number A again.
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Look, they awarded us a walnut party.
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Walnuts?
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Careful with your hat of gratitude.
It's the gift of Enroy.
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This may just be
the hat of gratitude talking,
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but I love everything about this place.
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The endless corridors, the apology stool,
the distant eerie screams.
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I'm so de-sanguinated!
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Hot crackers, new assignment!
We're selling payday loans today, people.
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60% compounding interest per day?
They sell themselves.
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What have you done to my husband?
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Tranquilate, Marjorie.
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{\an8}Have a pickled blueberry,
and exposify the problem.
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Mm, these are well-pickled.
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Every night when my husband
comes home from working here,
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he's like a different person,
a total zombie.
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Seperance splits the worker's mind
into two modes.
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Uppie, when all their energy
is devoted to work,
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and downie, when they recharge at home
for the next workday.
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I don't wanna spend my life with a downie.
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I have the perfect solution.
Join our company.
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Undergo seperance yourself.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Got I? Working here with your husband,
your relationship will be new again.
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Like when you first met,
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when your Homer couldn't stand to be
away from you for one moment.
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Marge, is it true? You're gonna come
work here with me? Please say yes.
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Homer, slow down.
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The only bad part of working here
is missing you every second of every day.
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Let's live uppily ever after.
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This is the Homer I missed.
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There is no happier couple
than two uppies.
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Let's get separated
so we can be together forever.
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What have I done? What have I done?
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♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
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W-T-Fudge?
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How are we so light on our feet, you ask?
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It's these new pillow-soft shoe inserts
from Dr. Insteps.
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Oh. Maybe I'll pick up a pair.
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{\an8}Another grim vigil here
in the mining district.
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{\an8}The only ray of hope,
the aroma of St. Louis-style ribs
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{\an8}grilled to savory perfection
on the amazing Backpack Barbecue.
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Another great day of work.
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It's so good to be...
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...home.
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What do you want for dinner?
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I don't care.
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Mom is eating potato chips for dinner.
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Dad's eating potato chips slowly.
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I've never seen Dad
miss a flying sausage in his life.
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Look at this smiley face
Mom drew on my pancakes.
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That weird mysterious company
did something mysteriously weird to them.
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Psst!
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You'll never get in the front door.
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Enthusiasm on Demand
is hiding a deep, dark secret,
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but maybe together
we can blow it wide open.
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Don't you work for them?
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Not anymore.
Being a downie destroyed my life.
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I had no energy left for my family,
or my secret second family,
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but there is a way back from seperance.
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It's called de-seperance.
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It was risky, but I'm feeling great.
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Um, whose robe am I wearing,
and what year is it?
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This whole place is like
one of those puzzle box TV shows
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like The Leftbehinds,
or Yellowjinks, or Severance,
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and there's always
a big secret at the end.
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Yeah. If we're going to save your parents
and learn the truth,
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there's only one way inside that building.
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Every mysterious headquarters
has a door that has been propped open
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so someone can sneak out for a smoke.
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Pallies.
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They're onto us. Follow me.
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Freeze, and put down
the candied squid ink.
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You've come here for answers, no doubt,
but ask yourself this.
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Will the answer be as satisfactionalizing
as the inquirance?
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Damn straight it'll satisfactionalize.
We want to see our parents.
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- Mom!
- Dad!
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Kids! What a wonderful surprise.
253
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,840
No one told me it was
Take Your Kid to Work Day. Oh, joy!
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00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,428
Okay, Tiger.
Getting a little damp on top there.
255
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,682
Ugh! All we get from our parents
is not enough or too much.
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{\an8}What's the ominous backstory
for this place anyway?
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And if it doesn't add up, God help you.
258
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Why don't we let our founder explain?
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{\an8}Greetings, disciples of Enroy.
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{\an8}We toil together with a mighty purpose,
to harvest the time and energy
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of human beings
in pursuit of the ultimate prize.
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Here comes the awful truth.
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To create a service
that can be sold for money.
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Money? Isn't that
what every business does?
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Very good, sweetie.
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This can't just be a regular company.
267
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Why the endless hallways
and the creepy kangaroos?
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Because buildings this poorly designed
have inexpensive rent,
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and we get a carbon credit
for the kangaroos.
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Then who is Enroy?
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Enroy is not a person. It's an acronym.
N.R.O.I. Net return on investment.
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Praise Enroy!
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You really should praise it, Lisa.
It's the basis of capitalism.
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Shut your ears, child.
They've been seperanced.
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You can't trust them.
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Our only chance
is to remove the implants like I did.
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00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,751
Implants? There are no implants.
278
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,838
Then what did I drill out of my skull?
279
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,008
The seperance procedure
is just some light cosmetic surgery.
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00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,971
Teeth whitening, skin tightening.
It makes us more attractive salespeople.
281
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The tin hat protects hair plugs.
282
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,477
No, no, something happened to Mom and Dad.
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Whenever they're at home, it's like
the life has been sucked out of them.
284
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,443
Because it has. It's called having a job.
285
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,488
You'll learn soon enough,
and Enroy willing, Bart will too.
286
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,909
So that's it? You guys have a great time
at work, and we get the dried-out husks?
287
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,705
We're your kids. We're supposed to be
the ones draining your life force,
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not some... ...career.
289
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- We need our mom and dad.
- We need our mom and dad.
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But we're so fulfilled.
We found our passion in faking passion.
291
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Doesn't our happiness count too?
292
00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,388
Maybe we could find
some sort of work-life balance.
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00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,683
Marge, we both know
that's not a real thing.
294
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Okay, kids, you win.
295
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We'll leave our rewarding jobs
we're great at, and go back to...
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00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,568
Oh, I can't say it.
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Being parents.
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Yeah.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Turn in your badges and hats.
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And your hair plugs.
302
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Ow.
303
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,559
Yoko geri! Ushiro geri! Mawashi geri!
304
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,021
Konnichi- wow!
305
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:54,150
That's awesome, buddy.
You really earned that yellow belt.
306
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,820
You guys are coming
to my karate demonstration, right?
307
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,197
I wouldn't miss my little champ's moment
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00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:05,036
even if it was on a Sunday
during football, which it always is.
309
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,956
And I made popsicle stick puppets.
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00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:14,629
You made those? A child?
And not some elderly master craftsman?
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00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,048
That's so creative.
312
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:22,137
I can't wait to see them in a play
with a socially-conscious plotline.
313
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:27,309
Me neither. Mommy and Daddy will sit
in the living room until you're ready.
314
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They weren't faking, were they?
315
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,315
Don't know. Don't care.
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{\an8} Welcome, valued new employee,
to Enthusiasm on Demand.
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{\an8}Whether you're joining our team
in Macro-Gerontics, Sonic Massage,
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{\an8}Intimation and Foreshadowing, or Bricks,
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{\an8}we know this is the last job
you will ever have.
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{\an8}By now you've received
your Employee Manual,
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{\an8}a Welcome Tetrahedron, and galoshes.
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00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,351
{\an8}Inside the tetrahedron,
you'll find your parking pass,
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00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,605
{\an8}the corporate hymnal, and 17 Polish zloty.
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00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,900
{\an8}Please dispose of the galoshes
at your earliest convenience.
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00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,319
{\an8}As you embark
on your professional journey,
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00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,948
{\an8}lift your voice with me,
reciting the joyous words of our founder.
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{\an8}Zog sinistrum lamentio, Cthulhu eternum!
Praise Enroy!
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00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,081
Shh.
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