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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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What is taking you so long?
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You have the first turn.
You can put any word down.
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Don't rush me.
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Is "Dogarf" a word?
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I'm not telling you.
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You're fun to play with.
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Is, uh, "Fodgrf" a word?
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If you can't say it,
it's probably not a word.
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Okay, fine.
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"Darvog?"
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- What?
- I challenge.
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Darvog is a word.
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Use it in a sentence.
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I just did.
Darvog is a word.
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That's a sentence.
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Do you not know
what a sentence is?
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Because if you don't know
what a sentence is
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we shouldn't play.
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It would be like
playing with a child.
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You want something to eat?
I am darvoged.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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I just invented
a new sandwich.
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I took peanut butter
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and spread it
on a piece of bread.
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And then, on the other
piece of bread
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I put some jelly.
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I call it a jelly
and peanut butter sandwich.
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Or a J and PB.
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chomp chomp chomp
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Not great.
Weird combination.
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- Don't move.
- Why?
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Spider.
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Where? Where is it?
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Is it on me? G-get it off me!
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Daffy, get out of the way!
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Uhh huh huh!
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- Where did it go?
- What did it look like?
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It was the biggest spider
I've ever seen.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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[gasps]
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- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna kill it.
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Are you mad?
You can't do that.
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You need to capture it
and take it outside.
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And then kill it.
We don't want that mess in here.
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- The maid just cleaned.
- We don't have a maid.
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I meant you.
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Hey, guys! Uhh! Spider!
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[glass shattering]
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Lola!
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Oh, did you like that lamp?
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Let me get you another one.
Seriously, it's no problem.
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I can go right now. I'm eight
hours early for our date anyway.
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- I don't see the spider.
- Oh, I missed him.
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He could be anywhere!
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You guys should be careful.
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I heard this story once
about a spider
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that crawled inside
this man's ear
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and laid its eggs in there
and the spider babies
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ate his brain.
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Well, time to go
lamp shopping!
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You know what, I should go
help Lola with that lamp.
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Lamps can be pretty tricky.
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'Wait for me! I'm not getting
killed by a spider today!'
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[spider hissing]
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A J and PB?
I think that sounds good.
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I invented a sandwich once.
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You take a piece of bread,
a piece of cheese
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a bunch of ice cream,
a little more bread
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some fish sticks,
a little syrup
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and then the heel
of the bread.
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I call it a darvog.
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Ah! I knew that was a word.
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[bell ringing]
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You can't do anything until
he's been missing for 24 hours?
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But this is an emergency!
You're the police!
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What if something
terrible's happened to him?
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No, you calm down!
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[sobbing]
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I can't stand it!
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We're looking for a lamp.
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Tosh is missing!
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Well, we're not
looking for a Tosh.
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- We're looking for a lamp.
- What's a Tosh?
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Tosh, my dear friend!
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He went to mail a letter
but he never came back!
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Oh, dear. How long
has he been gone?
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- Ten minutes!
- Oh, you poor thing.
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We're never apart,
I just know something
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terrible has happened to him!
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Eleven minutes! Tosh!
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That's the worst thing
I've ever heard.
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And once I heard about this guy
who had a spider
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lay babies in his ear
and eat his brain.
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Oh!
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[sobbing]
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Tears won't bring
your friend back.
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Right now,
time is our enemy.
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In the case of an abduction,
every second counts.
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Listen to me
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if we don't find
your friend soon
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the chances are,
you will never see him again.
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[piano music]
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Oh, sorry.
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May I?
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We'll take your case.
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Oh, are you
a private detectives?
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No, but I can't
go home until Bugs
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takes care
of that giant spider.
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And this seems like
a decent way to kill some time.
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Now, can you give us a general
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physical description
of the victim?
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- Victim?
- Hey!
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The clock is ticking.
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Umm, alright.
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High cheekbones
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'big expressive eyes,
athletic build.'
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- Oh, no, wait, that one's me.
- This is Tosh.
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- What's his height?
- 'Nine and a half inches tall.'
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Weight?
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Now, he'll tell you
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he's three quarters of a pound
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but between you, me
and the fencepost
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he's at least a pound
but he carries it well.
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It's gonna be okay,
believe me
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I have a sixth sense
about these things.
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I've got sight,
I've got hearing
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I've got taste,
I've got smell.
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- What is the other one?
- Touch?
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Oh, thanks,
I'm flattered but I'm
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trying to think
of the other sense.
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Well, whatever it is,
I've got it.
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But the important one
is my sixth sense.
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My sense of humor.
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boo brr boo bbb-boo
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boo boo boo ew ew ew
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doo dooo dooo pfft pfft pfft
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[bell rings]
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I guarantee you
we will find your friend.
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But just in case we don't
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we'll go ahead
and take the lamp now
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so it's not awkward later,
you know.
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[dramatic music]
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Lola, I can't talk right now.
- Oh, it's no problem.
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I just wanted you
to know that Daffy and I
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are gonna be a little late.
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We're investigating
a missing person's case.
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(Bugs)
Mm-hmm.
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(Lola on phone)
'But the good news is'
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'we got you a new lamp'
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'and it looks exactly'
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'like your old one.'
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'Except it's a different color'
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'and the base is a little wider,
a lot wider'
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'and the shade's different.
It's a weird shade .'
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Aah!
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You know, you could at least
see it before you judge it.
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- Unbelievable, that guy.
- Tell me about it.
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Try living with him.
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[instrumental music]
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What are we doing here again?
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We need to print out
missing person's flyers
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and put them up all over town,
get the public involved.
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Plus, I get the 10% friends
and family discount here.
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- Hey, guys!
- I don't have time to chitchat.
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Lola and I are in a race against
the clock to save a life.
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- One of the gophers is missing.
- That's terrible.
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How long has he been gone?
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- Fifteen.
- Days?
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Minutes.
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And every second
I spend talking to you
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is a second I don't have.
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Now, do you have a dollar?
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I wanna get something
from the vending machine.
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Thanks. Put it on my tab.
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Minus 10%.
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Look, I know
what you're thinking.
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Daffy and I,
working side by side
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in an emotionally
charged environment?
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How easy it is for two people
bonded by a shared experience
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to become
romantically intertwined.
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I just want you to know
that is not
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gonna happen
with me and Daffy.
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Yeah.
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I wasn't worried.
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Okay, now that my blood sugar's
under control
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we can focus on that flyer.
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- Ooh! What about a reward?
- Good idea!
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But how do you put a dollar
amount on a human life?
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What am I talking about?
He's a gopher. Put five bucks.
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Alright, now, let's put
the photo of Tosh here.
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We don't have a photo.
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What we also
don't have is time, Lola.
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That gopher's been gone
for 16 minutes.
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Maybe we should just
give up and go home.
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You don't mean that.
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And the spider's
still there so
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yeah remember,
you can't go home.
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You're right.
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Well, if we don't have a photo
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we'll have to draw
a picture of him.
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Ooh!
Okay, not to brag
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but I have been told
I am a great artist.
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Oh, no, wait, I've been told
I'm a great flautist.
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No, that doesn't make sense.
I don't play the flaut.
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Maybe I've been told
something about Sauerkraut?
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Wait, what are we talking about?
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- Drawing the gopher.
- Ooh! I'll do it.
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Not to brag, but I've been
told I'm a great artist.
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Yes, okay.
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Shade that part..
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- How's that?
- I don't know.
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Just those two
big teeth in front?
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He looks like a hillbilly.
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- No offense.
- How about that?
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Better. What about
putting him in clothes?
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You know, like, uh,
maybe a white outfit
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to signify his purity?
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Ooh, yeah,
like he's the innocent victim.
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I like that.
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Hmm. Now it's a little
too much white.
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Maybe he needs a pop
of color.
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- Ooh, that looks good.
- What about a hat?
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Give him a little personality
like, "Hey, look at me.
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I got a hat on."
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Oh, yeah, that's our guy.
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Let's see what kind of spider
we're dealing with here.
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Uhh!
This kind of looks like him.
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'"African sand spider.'
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"The genus is Sicarius
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"which is Latin
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"for murderer.
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"The venom of the six-eyed
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"sand spider is highly toxic
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"and causes blood vessel leakage
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"tissue destruction
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and multi-organ breakdown!"
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Aah!
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Check out my n-new
driving gloves.
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Eh, w-why are you so jumpy?
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There's a killer spider
in the house.
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A k-k-killer spider?
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You m-mean that one?
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W-what do we do?
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Just calm down.
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Let me get on
your shoulders.
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I-I just had
my jacket cleaned.
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Fine.
Get on my shoulders.
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Oh! You're real solid,
aren't you?
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I-I don't know about this.
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You can do this, Porky.
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D-do we have
to g-get so close?
256
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,052
It's a spider.
It's not gonna jump on you.
257
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,138
Aah!
It's on my face!
258
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:42,016
- Kill it!
- B-b-but it's on my face!
259
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,394
- Stab it!
- Get it off me!
260
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,771
Porky, you're panicking!
261
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,732
There's a p-poisonous spider
on my face!
262
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,693
Aaah!
263
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,612
thud
264
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,947
[both screaming]
265
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,992
[grunting]
266
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,289
W-what about
my driving gloves?
267
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,665
Really?
268
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,543
[instrumental music]
269
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,796
This mailbox
was Tosh's destination.
270
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,215
Did he make it? There's only
one way to find out.
271
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,843
Dust for fingerprints.
272
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,721
Right. Yes.
Dust for fingerprints.
273
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,938
You know what,
we don't need fingerprints.
274
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,314
Let's run some forensics.
275
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,316
Right, forensics.
Love forensics.
276
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,110
Big fan of forensics.
277
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:40,533
Now that I think about it, all
we really need is a DNA sample.
278
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:44,870
Right.
One sample of DNA coming up.
279
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,377
You wanna just crawl inside
and see if he's in there?
280
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,711
Ooh! Fun!
281
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,429
'Nope! No gopher.'
282
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,472
'Ooh, but there's tons
of mail in here.'
283
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,349
Oh, really?
284
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,563
'Hmm. Not as roomy
as I thought it would be.'
285
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,316
N-now what do we do?
286
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,610
Hey, boy!
287
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,820
[indistinct muttering]
288
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,030
You're a good
guard dog, right?
289
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,532
[indistinct muttering]
290
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,534
There's an intruder
in the house.
291
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,619
[indistinct muttering]
292
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,829
You think you can get him?
293
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,373
[indistinct muttering]
294
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,002
Good boy! Then go
in there and get him!
295
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,088
[indistinct muttering]
296
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,387
Bye-bye.
297
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,389
[whimpering]
298
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,768
Eh, w-well, it's getting late.
Ha ha ha ha.
299
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,813
It looks like you've got
e-everything under control.
300
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:57,318
So, I-I'll just be going now.
301
00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:00,237
'I'll g-get my driving gloves
some other time!'
302
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,534
[dramatic music]
303
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,038
What do we know?
304
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,039
We know climbing inside
305
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,041
a mailbox is against the law.
306
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,209
What else?
307
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,543
The fire department's not happy
308
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,170
when they have to use
the jaws of life
309
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,755
to pry you out of a mailbox.
310
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:18,714
What else?
311
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,049
The city says you have to pay
312
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,968
to replace the mailbox
or do 1100 hours
313
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,386
of community service.
314
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,387
What else?
315
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,931
Tosh has been missing
for 28 minutes
316
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,015
and we still haven't found him.
317
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,391
Oh, right, the gopher.
318
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,352
I totally forgot
about that whole situation.
319
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,063
Well, I guess
we're back to square one.
320
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,024
Or..
321
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,484
[indistinct muttering]
322
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:42,154
Uh-huh, uh-huh, interesting.
323
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:46,033
Maybe. Could be. Ahh!
324
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,077
I like where you're going
with this.
325
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,954
I hadn't thought of that.
326
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,997
- You're good!
- What do you think?
327
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,917
I think this is just the break
we've been looking for.
328
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,752
Yeah, I think we'll be able
to focus a lot better
329
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,004
after we make some cookies.
330
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,509
I just set off
the poisonous gas
331
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,885
so that'll take care
of your spider.
332
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,012
Just don't go back
inside for 24 hours.
333
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,264
You don't wanna
breathe that stuff in.
334
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,307
Oh, and thanks
for the driving gloves!
335
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,351
Don't mention it.
336
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,980
Hi, Mr. Bunny.
337
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,315
Hey, Gossamer,
what's the matter?
338
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,775
My pet ran away.
339
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,610
Aww, I'm sorry.
340
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,987
His name's Webster.
341
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,197
'He looks like
an African Sand Spider'
342
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,449
'but he's actually harmless.'
343
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,784
'I really miss him.'
344
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,828
Can you please
let me know if you see him?
345
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,752
[inhales]
346
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,297
[dramatic music]
347
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,767
hiss
348
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,772
[inhales]
349
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,859
Gossamer!
350
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,237
Look who I found.
351
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,156
That's not Webster.
352
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,866
Uh, there he is!
353
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,827
Oh, I missed you
so much, buddy.
354
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,622
Uh-huh!
355
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,960
I thought those cookies
would help us focus
356
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,172
but now I'm just really
full and tired.
357
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,506
And a little sick.
358
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,967
Well, the gopher's been
gone an hour anyway.
359
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,469
I think we should
just assume the worst
360
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,054
and get on with our lives.
361
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,681
But how are we gonna break
the news to that poor gopher?
362
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,017
I don't know.
E-mail? Text?
363
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,019
The beauty of today's
electronic devices
364
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,480
is that they allow you
to maintain a cool distance
365
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,482
when delivering upsetting news.
366
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,693
Ah, or maybe
we don't have to
367
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,904
break the news after all.
368
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,447
Come on!
369
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,992
Gotta keep that blood sugar up.
370
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,078
[gopher sobbing]
371
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,125
Where are you, Tosh?
372
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,877
Oh, wait. That's me.
373
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,046
Where are you, Tosh?
374
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,007
We found your friend!
375
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,385
Ah! Where is he?
376
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,220
[dramatic music]
377
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,971
- Tada!
- Tada!
378
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,727
I guess this case is closed.
379
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,025
[gasps]
Oh, Tosh!
380
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,778
- Where were you?
- Why? Whatever do you mean?
381
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,572
After I went to the mailbox,
I spent an hour in the park.
382
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,950
I thought it would be good
to have a little time to myself
383
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,745
but the truth of the matter is,
I hated every second of it!
384
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,622
Turns out, I didn't want
time to myself.
385
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,833
I just want to be with you.
386
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,000
Well, why didn't you tell me?
387
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,585
You could have at least
left a note.
388
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,879
But I did,
I wrote it on that notepad
389
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,756
by the cash register.
390
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,512
"Dear Mac,
I'm going to the park
391
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,097
"to spend a little time alone.
392
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,307
"I'm sure I'll hate it.
Didn't want you to worry.
393
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,601
X-O-X-O-X-O, Tosh."
394
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:05,274
You know what,
I should go help Bugs
395
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,776
kill that spider.
396
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,778
Spiders can be pretty tricky.
397
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,031
What, are you nuts?
398
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,160
Why were you handling
a poisonous spider?
399
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,121
You're lucky we didn't
have to amputate.
400
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,456
Am I gonna be okay?
401
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,124
You'll be fine.
402
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,918
Just go home.
Get some rest.
403
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,004
Oh, the exterminator said
404
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,797
I can't go home
until tomorrow.
405
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:33,010
Well, you don't have to go home
but you can't stay here.
406
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,888
Put this on twice a day.
407
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,639
- What is it?
- 'Darvog.'
408
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,725
(male #2)
'It's an anti-inflammatory.'
409
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,810
'Better than amputating!'
410
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,481
[instrumental music]
411
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,109
How many hours
until we can go home?
412
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,320
Nineteen.
413
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,655
Who's your friend?
414
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,032
I'm still deciding on a name.
415
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,325
Right now, it's between
416
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,994
Lieutenant Maximilian
Von Lundergartner
417
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,496
or Frank.
418
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,998
Well, you can't go wrong
with either one.
419
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,833
Except for that first one.
420
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,045
I'm starving!
What is taking so long?
421
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,630
Yeah, where's Speedy?
422
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,132
(Mac)
'Oh, I missed you so much!'
423
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,592
I missed you so much!
424
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,886
- Well, I missed you more.
- Oh, don't be silly.
425
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,679
I missed you more.
426
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,681
[giggling]
427
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,686
Alright, gopher!
428
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,773
Give me my five dollars!
429
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,733
I told you, I'm not a gopher!
430
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,905
[theme music]
431
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,796
[instrumental music]
432
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,221
♪ Standin' there with
a blade in your hand ♪
433
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,890
♪ Yosemite Sam
Don't you understand? ♪
434
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,684
♪ I'm your moustache ♪
435
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:07,062
♪ Don't shave your moustache ♪
436
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,690
♪ Been with you
since the day you were born ♪
437
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,067
♪ All that time
I've never been shorn ♪
438
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,736
♪ What would you do
without your flavor saver? ♪
439
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,114
♪ Puttin' aside
those crumbs for later ♪
440
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,533
♪ Very first time
that you kissed a girl ♪
441
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,327
♪ I tickled her nose
and I rocked her world ♪
442
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,580
♪ Stuck with you
through thick and thin ♪
443
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,332
♪ Shavin' me off
would be a sin ♪
444
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,417
♪ Moustache ♪
445
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,877
♪ Your face is my home ♪
446
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,296
♪ Moustache ♪
♪ I got my own comb ♪
447
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,505
♪ Moustache ♪
448
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,676
♪ Without me
you would be so alone ♪
449
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,929
♪ Do you remember
that time we got ♪
450
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,056
♪ Caught up in a snowstorm? ♪
451
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,475
♪ I was right there
for you my friend ♪
452
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,936
♪ Keepin' your
top lip so warm ♪
453
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,606
♪ I keep tears
off of your mouth ♪
454
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,108
♪ Bugs from flyin'
up your nose ♪
455
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,736
♪ When you got punched
in the mouth ♪
456
00:19:55,819 --> 00:20:00,115
♪ I was cushioning the floor ♪
457
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,534
♪ Put that blade
back on the shelf ♪
458
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,120
♪ You know I love you
more than anyone else ♪
459
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,706
♪ If you feel some hair
just has to go ♪
460
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,292
♪ Weed-wack some of that
back hair bro ♪
461
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,460
♪ Moustache ♪
462
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,836
♪ I'm your best friend ♪
463
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,004
♪ Moustache ♪
464
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,464
♪ Until the end ♪
465
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,258
♪ Moustache ♪♪
466
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,016
This shade's a little weird,
but it's not bad.
467
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,646
Aah!
468
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,980
Another spider?
469
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,732
No, it's just
after seeing that shade
470
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,276
it's really too weird.
471
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,448
[theme music]
472
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,301
[music continues]
473
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,348
Aah!
474
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,724
[glass shattering]
475
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,519
Sorry, I thought
there was a spider on you.
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