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Okay, everybody,
I wanna introduce
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the rest of the workout team.
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This is Tracy and Jessie.
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Alright, we're gonna start
you off with a light jog.
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Just jog in place..
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'You want to really
warm up those legs.'
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'Get 'em ready for
what's to come.'
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Want to see a movie
with me and Porky?
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Can't, I'm doing my workout.
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(female #1)
'And now, let's do
some jumping jacks.'
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'You're gonna wanna keep
your core tight'
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'and your arms straight.'
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- Will you get me a water?
- No.
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[sputtering]
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Ooh?
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- Will you get me a water?
- Umm.
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(female #1)
'And now, let's go
with some squat thrusts.'
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You know it's
dangerous to work out
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without being properly hydrated.
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(female #1)
'You're going to feel
this in your glutes.'
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'We're really gonna blast
those glutes later.'
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Ah!
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My glutes! Ah! Ooh.
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'Ooh! Ho!
They're really locked up.'
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[theme music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Hi, Mr. Duck.
- I told you.
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You don't have to
call me Mr. Duck.
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It's Dr. Duck.
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Sorry. Um..
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We wanna ask you something.
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Yes, you can have my autograph.
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Okay...also, we were
wondering if you would
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be the coach for
our water polo team.
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Coach! That's a title
I've never had.
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Or even lied about having.
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- What does it pay?
- Oh.
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I don't think
you'd get any money.
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It's just for fun.
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Fun? Let me tell
you kids something.
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If I'm your coach, you're
not going to have any fun.
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But what you are going
to have is discipline..
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...conditioning and wins.
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If you want to have fun,
then go over to Granny's
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and ask her to be
your water polo coach.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, fine.
We'll have a little fun.
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Yay! Thanks, Dr. Duck.
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It's coach...Dr. Duck.
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What did they say I'm coaching?
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Water polo?
What the heck is water polo?
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Hey, Pork. Ready to go?
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(Porky)
'Give me a few minutes.'
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What's all this?
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I had a ca-ca-catering
job this morning.
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How did it go?
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Oh, not so good.
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T-They barely ate anything.
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I d-d-don't think they
liked my cooking.
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What? Let me try.
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Ugh!
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Y-You don't like it.
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No, it's fine.
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A little bland maybe.
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Let me try this guy.
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[gagging]
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Oh, Porky.
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Where are you
getting your recipes?
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All these cookbooks I bought.
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Hmm. What's this?
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(Porky)
'Those are my
grandmother's old recipes.'
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Ah, I remember
l-l-loving her food.
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"Flaky, creamy
chicken casserole?"
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"Savory cheddar bread?"
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"Butter pie?"
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These sound delicious.
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Why ain't you
makin' any of these?
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Uh, I don't know.
They don't sound very healthy.
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Porky, you're a caterer.
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You just need
them to taste good.
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Hmm.
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Uh, alright. Uh, I'll do it.
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Eh, w-we should get going.
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Th-the movie's
going to start soon.
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Do you have a mint or some gum?
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That last one, ooh! Not good.
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[bell ringing]
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[whistle blows]
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Okay, Bobcats.
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Gather 'round.
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Take a knee.
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Let's see what we've got here.
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One boy...two girls..
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...and a monster.
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No obvious athletes,
none of you attractive.
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- What's your name?
- Emily.
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Emily?
I'm never gonna remember that.
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- What about you?
- Andrew.
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Yeah, these
names are impossible.
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You know what, I'm just
gonna call everyone Jennifer.
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Now, Jennifer, any pre-existing
injuries I should know about?
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- No.
- I get stomachaches.
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- Not really.
- What does pre-existing mean?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa..
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Jennifers,
I was talking to Jennifer.
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- Which Jennifer?
- Okay.
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I'm obviously gonna have to
dumb it down for you guys.
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So, you're Jennifer one.
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You're Jennifer..
Wait, no.
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You're Jennifer one,
you're Jennifer two.
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You're Jennifer
three, and you're..
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I was gonna say Jennifer
four, but you don't look
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like a Jennifer four.
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So you're going to
be Jennifer three.
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And you're going
to be...Emily.
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But that's my actual name.
Won't that be confusing?
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Now, let's get in the pool.
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Everyone, pick a horse!
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[horses neighing]
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Um, coach?
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There aren't horses
in water polo.
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Huh, I have a feeling it's going
to be harder to get them out
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of the pool than it
was to get them in it.
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[instrumental music]
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Umm, Porky, this is delicious.
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What's in this?
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Eh, b-b-butter, sugar,
cinnamon..
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Hmm! So good.
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Umm, ah! This is even better.
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What's in this one?
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That's got butter,
sausage, heavy cream--
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(Bugs)
'Umm, no,
this one's my favorite.'
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'What's this one?'
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That's not one.
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'That's a stick of butter.'
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Hmm!
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Umm..
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[whistle blows]
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Hmm. What smells so good?
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Porky's trying out
his grandmother's recipes.
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You got to try some.
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Can't. Swimsuit season.
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By the way, Bugs,
from now on, I'm holding
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water polo practice
in our pool.
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Why?
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The other pool had
to be drained and resurfaced.
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Apparently, horses
are land animals.
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(Porky)
'Yo-you're coaching water polo?'
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'But I didn't
think you knew how to swim.'
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I don't...name reason why I,
as those children's coach
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would need to know how to swim.
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What if one of them gets into
trouble and you need
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to j-jump in and save them?
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What if!
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What if an asteroid
hits the Earth?
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What if robots
take all our jobs?
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You can't live by
"what if," Porky.
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[children laughing]
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That's my team now.
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chomp chomp chomp
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Umm.
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I can't stop eating this stuff.
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And now, all I
need is a party to cater.
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Why don't I have a party?
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You can cater that.
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- Really?
- Why not?
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You get a job, I get
to eat your delicious food.
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Th-Thanks, Bugs.
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Maybe one more.
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[whistling]
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Bring it in, everybody.
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Take a knee.
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[all inhaling]
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[gasping]
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Get 'em back up!
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[all coughing]
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Alright, alright, calm down.
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You're a team now, so you got
to start acting like a team.
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You got to be aware of each
other in that pool, got it?
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I don't want you to
listen, I want you to hear.
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I don't want you to
look, I want you to see.
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Now, look at me and listen up.
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Jennifer three, you're
gonna be our captain.
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- I'm Jennifer three.
- I'm Jennifer one.
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You know what?
We've got too many Jennifers.
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New nicknames,
you're Glasses, you're Freckles
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and you're Big Teeth.
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- What's my nickname?
- Hmm..
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I say we stick with Emily.
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It suits you.
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Alright. Start playing.
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- But we don't have a ball.
- You need a ball?
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'Taz, give me your ball.'
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[grunts and spitting]
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- Ha ha ha..
- See what's happening?
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He's listening, but not hearing.
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- Weh he he he..
- Dumb dog.
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[Taz growling]
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Argh!
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My glutes!
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[instrumental music]
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Where are you from again?
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B-Buttered scallop potato puff?
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Umm..
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Oh, guys. Do yourself a favor.
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They melt in your mouth.
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I can't stop eating them.
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Umm! Mmm, mmm..
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Umm..
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Butter and molasses fritters.
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I haven't had one since
I was a little girl!
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You got to try these
cheddar cheese dumplings
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with creamy gravy...umm!
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Huh, are those butter
and molasses fritters?
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When did he make those?
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Buh-buh-buh!
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- What are you doing?
- Eating.
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Do you know how much butter
there is in this stuff?
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You are in training!
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What do you
think you're doing?
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My son had a healthy lunch,
and because I'm his mama
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I told him he
could have dessert.
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Well, I'm his coach,
which means for the rest
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of the season, I'm his mama.
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And his papa,
his friend, his teacher..
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I'm everything to this kid.
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And if you don't like it,
then you shouldn't have
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entrusted him in my care.
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I didn't,
I specifically told Gossamer
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to stay away from you.
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When are you
gonna listen to me?
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What did I tell you
about these recipes, huh?
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You were right,
the Gophers asked me
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to cater for
them tomorrow night.
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[sputters]
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Tomorrow night?
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What am I gonna eat
tomorrow night?
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There's a ton of food here.
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I-I'm sure there
will be leftovers.
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Are you kidding?
Look around!
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There's gonna be
nothing left!
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You tell those Gophers
you're busy tomorrow night.
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- With what?
- My party.
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Y-You just had a party.
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You're still having it.
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Tomorrow night, 8 O'clock.
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And bring the butter pie.
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squash
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slurp slurp slurp
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Men, this is your first game.
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You're probably scared.
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You feel like you're gonna lose.
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Maybe even get
humiliated out there.
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Well, I know
exactly how you feel.
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You see, years ago,
I was a small-time boxer
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living in a tiny
apartment in Philadelphia.
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Out of the blue,
the heavyweight champion
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00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:20,536
of the world gave me
a shot at the title.
259
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:25,124
He knew I didn't stand a chance,
but he liked my nickname..
260
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:28,961
...the Italian Stallion.
261
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,213
One day, I met
this very shy girl
262
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,009
named Adrian at a pet
store and we fell in love.
263
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:37,928
Her brother Paulie got me
a job at his meat packing plant
264
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,597
where I would
beat on the carcasses
265
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,390
hanging in the freezer.
266
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,684
For nutrition, I ate raw eggs.
267
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:47,355
'And for speed, my trainer
made me chase chickens.'
268
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,399
Now, I know what
you're all wondering.
269
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,069
Did I defeat the heavyweight
champion of the world?
270
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,238
No.
271
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,366
But I went the distance.
272
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,744
And you know what that proved?
273
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,414
That I wasn't just another
bum from the neighborhood.
274
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,043
- Wasn't that a movie?
- You know..
275
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,878
I think they did make
a movie out of it.
276
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:13,089
That's how
incredible my story is.
277
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,466
Ooh, remind me to tell you
about the time I was swept
278
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,427
away in a tornado and ended up
in a magical land with nothing
279
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,597
but my little dog Toto
and my ruby red slippers.
280
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,392
But right now, we've
got a game to win!
281
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,434
On three!
282
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,103
(all)
'One, two, three!
283
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,980
- Bobcats!
- Rocky!
284
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,607
Bobcats.
285
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,824
[door slams]
286
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,242
Ugh!
287
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,619
[grunts]
288
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,204
Argh!
289
00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,455
Argh!
290
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,626
smash
291
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,253
[sighing]
292
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,635
Are you mad at us
because we lost?
293
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,262
I'm not mad at you.
294
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,805
I'm mad at myself.
295
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,224
I'm your coach, your leader.
296
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,642
I should have done more.
297
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,811
I should have learned
the rules of the game.
298
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,146
Or at least
looked up the definition
299
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,314
of water polo in the dictionary.
300
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,941
But I didn't
do any of that.
301
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,944
So a lot of today's
loss is on me.
302
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,155
But most of it's on Glasses,
since she's our goalie
303
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,073
and they scored
48 points on her.
304
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,908
So, Glasses, you're out.
305
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,910
Freckles, you're
the new goalie.
306
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,663
Well, we'll get 'em next week.
307
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,290
Go, Bobcats!
308
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,127
Huh-oh, look, rabbit,
I can't go
309
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,628
to any more of your parties.
310
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,505
That'll be five this week.
311
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,175
Please, I got to
have a party tonight!
312
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,677
Porky's making
buttered sausage biscuits!
313
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,929
There's too much
butter in that food.
314
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,848
It's flat-out unhealthy.
315
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,183
Invite someone else!
316
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,018
I tried. No one will come!
317
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,062
You ought to lay off
that kind of food yourself.
318
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,357
You don't look so good.
319
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,401
[cellphone ringing]
320
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,905
- What's up, doc?
- Oh, hey.
321
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,115
I-I was just calling
to see if you're really
322
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,867
having another party tonight.
323
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,202
You better believe it.
324
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,871
Okay, how many
guests will there be?
325
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,457
Eh...why don't you
make enough for 30?
326
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,959
You know what,
40, just to be safe.
327
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,544
beep
328
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,546
[door buzzes and shuts]
329
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,256
Well, that was a bloodbath.
330
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,758
Freckles, you're out.
331
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,593
Big teeth, you're
our new goalie.
332
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,345
Bobcat pride!
333
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,889
[doorbell ringing]
334
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,600
I-I brought extra
b-b-buttered sausage biscuits
335
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,936
like you told me.
336
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,980
Uh, who are all these people?
337
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,942
Oh, these are just
some of my dear friends.
338
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,985
- Uh..
- Don.
339
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,695
Don, Of course.
340
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,406
Don and I go way back.
341
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,408
How do you know each other?
342
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,786
Eh...we don't.
He paid me 5 bucks to come here.
343
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,581
Ha ha ha, good one, Dan.
344
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,084
- It's Don.
- Don.
345
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,127
You gonna eat that?
346
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,926
[game time buzzer]
347
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,761
Big Teeth, we're
only at halftime
348
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:08,264
but I can see
where this is going.
349
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,598
[sighing]
350
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,100
Maybe we should just forfeit.
351
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,644
Why don't we just have
Gossamer be the goalie?
352
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,604
Who's Gossamer?
353
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,065
You mean Emily?
Emily can't be goalie.
354
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,775
He's too big.
He'll block the whole goal..
355
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,819
[gasps]
356
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,947
Come on, guys...help
me get this tiny red cap
357
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,032
over that
giant orange head!
358
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,076
[all grunting]
359
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,621
[buzzer]
360
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,665
[clamoring]
361
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,752
thud
362
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,631
thud
363
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,133
thud
364
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,468
thud
365
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,304
thud thud
366
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,513
thud thud
367
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,724
[end time buzzer]
368
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,350
We won again!
369
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,144
One more victory
and The Bobcats
370
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,562
are state champions!
371
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,896
(Bugs)
'Oh, that's great.'
372
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,898
'We should have
a party to celebrate.'
373
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,734
[floorboard creaking]
374
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,989
What?
375
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,574
You look different.
376
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,242
Did you get a haircut?
377
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,827
No.
378
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,912
Are those new gloves?
379
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,750
No.
380
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,586
Huh! There's
something different.
381
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,425
You sure you
didn't get a haircut?
382
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,764
Hmm. I'll figure it out.
383
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,270
chomp chomp chomp
384
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,441
thud thud thud
385
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,114
You know, if Daffy's team wins..
386
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,366
- Uh!
- We should celebrate.
387
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,201
Have a party at
my place tonight.
388
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,537
Eh, Bugs...I-I don't think I
should be your caterer anymore.
389
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,040
- What?
- Those recipes aren't healthy.
390
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,834
N-No one's supposed
to eat that much butter.
391
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,587
Ah, come on.
What's the big deal?
392
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,382
creak
393
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,301
I-I think y-you're the big deal.
394
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,719
This is it.
395
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,055
I've never been a champion,
but I'm about to be..
396
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,182
...because we've got
this one in the bag!
397
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,768
The trophy's so close,
I can taste it!
398
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,188
And believe me, I will
be licking that trophy.
399
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,898
Now remember, Bobcats
400
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,150
we want to be gracious winners.
401
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,570
So after the game, when you
are belittling those losers
402
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,324
as they get on their bus to
go back to their loser lives..
403
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,909
...let's be classy about it.
404
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,911
- 'On three!'
- One, two..
405
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,121
Where's Gossamer?
406
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,247
[gasps]
407
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,998
Just so I'm clear,
Gossamer is Emily right?
408
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,377
Gossamer!
409
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,587
Gossamer!
410
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,799
The game's about to start!
What are you doing in here?
411
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,259
[sighing]
412
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,344
I don't think I want
to be goalie anymore.
413
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,929
What are you talking about?
414
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,056
You're our most valuable player!
415
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,307
But I don't play!
416
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,559
I don't do anything.
417
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,185
I just stand there like a loser.
418
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,772
The only reason I'm valuable
is because I'm a giant monster
419
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,149
and I take up space.
420
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,109
And for once,
that's a good thing!
421
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,069
Don't you want to win?
422
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,320
Not like this.
423
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,697
It feels like cheating.
424
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,116
And cheating hurts. Literally.
425
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,535
I'm sick of all those balls
hitting me in the face.
426
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:20,581
You do realize if you're
not our goalie, we'll lose.
427
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,625
I don't want to
let you down, coach
428
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,295
but I think I'd rather
lose and feel like a winner
429
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,047
than win and feel like a loser.
430
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,594
I was really looking forward
to licking that trophy.
431
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,975
You're a good kid.
432
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,478
You're a good coach.
433
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,271
Come on.
Who are you kidding?
434
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,650
I do look good in
a swimsuit though.
435
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,651
thud
436
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,736
buzz buzz
437
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,155
(crowd)
'Falcons! Falcons!'
438
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,364
'Falcons!'
439
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,491
[fans cheering]
440
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,993
- Sorry we lost, coach.
- Yeah, sorry.
441
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,203
Don't be.
442
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,497
Seeing you kids have fun
out there, despite what
443
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,708
the scoreboard says, taught
me a lesson that I'll carry
444
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,419
with me for the rest of my life.
445
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,214
Water polo is stupid.
446
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,049
I mean, outside of these
dummies, who are probably
447
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:15,260
your parents, no one
really cares about this sport.
448
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,347
'It'd be one thing if this had
been football or basketball'
449
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,599
'or even baseball,
but it's not.'
450
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,810
It's only water polo!
451
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,938
So go out there with
your heads held high
452
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,942
because no one cares
about water polo!
453
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,152
- 'Bobcats on three.'
- Bobcats! Bobcats!
454
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,238
- Bobcats!
- Wait! What are you doing?
455
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,948
I don't know how to swim!
456
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,784
Aah!
457
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,370
He can't swim!
458
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,664
thump thump thump
459
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,963
[instrumental music]
460
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,100
splash
461
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,562
Thanks, Bugs.
462
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,064
You got to learn to swim.
463
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,274
Wait a second.
464
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,442
I know what's
different about you!
465
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,862
You're ten times bigger
than you used to be!
466
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,200
[theme music]
467
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,290
[footsteps]
468
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,499
[elevator beeps]
469
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,502
[guitar music]
470
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,755
♪ You seem detached today ♪
471
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,008
♪ When I look at you
You look away ♪
472
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,263
♪ What is it you
want me to say ♪
473
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,226
♪ This is just
like a bad dream ♪
474
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,104
♪ I give you love
but you act so mean ♪
475
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:53,942
♪ It's like you've
drifted far away from me ♪
476
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,113
♪ Laser beam ♪
477
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,366
♪ Why have you forsaken me ♪
478
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,161
♪ Laser beam ♪
479
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,205
♪ I feel you
pulling away from me ♪
480
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,000
♪ All the times that
we've had together ♪
481
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,629
♪ Are now vaporized ♪
482
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,757
♪ All the things we've
destroyed together are gone ♪
483
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,302
♪ Like the ears
flowing from my eyes ♪
484
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,180
♪ Remember that
night in Quadrant 9 ♪
485
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:26,683
♪ When we blew up a Class Two
omega sequence star ♪
486
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,519
♪ We gave each other
pedicures and talked all night ♪
487
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:33,065
♪ And ate peanut butter
from the jar ♪
488
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,693
♪ I've never felt closer
to anyone in my life ♪
489
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,656
♪ And now
you're sitting there ♪
490
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,491
♪ And you refuse to power on ♪
491
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,869
♪ And it cuts me like a knife ♪
492
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,414
♪ I can't believe you
won't power on anymore ♪
493
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,796
♪ It's not like I can run
out and buy another laser ♪
494
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,049
♪ At the laser store ♪
495
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,385
♪ Laser beam ♪
496
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:05,430
♪ I guess this
is our last mission ♪
497
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,058
♪ Laser beam ♪
498
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,687
♪ I will miss
your nuclear fission ♪
499
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,440
♪ I guess this is goodbye ♪
500
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:19,903
♪ Someday I'll have to try ♪
501
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,031
♪ To bring myself
to forgive you ♪♪
502
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,911
zap
503
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:31,039
Oh! Or I could uh,
just plug you in.
504
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,083
He he he. Common mistake.
505
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,292
♪ Hi yo ♪♪
506
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,881
[instrumental music]
507
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,593
Aren't you gonna have
some butter pie, Mr. Bunny?
508
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,179
I think I'm going to stick
with carrots for a while.
509
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,807
chomp chomp chomp
510
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,183
chomp chomp chomp
511
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,105
What? Swimsuit season's over.
512
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,190
[instrumental music]
513
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,486
[theme music]
514
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,011
That's all folks!
515
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,220
thud
516
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,222
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