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I'm Charlie by the way,
uh, Charlie Cale.
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So, what's it like,
leavin' everything behind
and startin' fresh?
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It suits me.
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You get to meet
all sorts of people,
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- all sorts of lives.
- All sorts of lies?
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I got no idea.
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- I have this thing...
- Bullshit.
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...I can tell
if someone's lying.
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- Bullshit.
- It's a whole thing.
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It would take
too long to explain.
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- It's fine, I don't care.
- Bullshit.
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The real trick of it
is to figure out
why someone is lying.
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You ever think
about joining the FBI?
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I'm not really
about helping the man.
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I'm giving you an opportunity
to work with me.
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We're gonna fleece
this son of a bitch.
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I lost a friend.
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Natalie.
She was my best friend.
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She did the right thing
when she saw something awful,
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and you killed her for it.
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Charlie Cale.
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Beatrix Hasp, right?
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I'm here with
the five families.
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There is no corner
of the country
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deep enough to hide from us.
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We're gonna find you.
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Well, Bea, let's all of us
find out together.
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{\an8}**
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{\an8}Lunch time!
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{\an8}You have the right
to an attorney.
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{\an8}Hey, no fair.
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{\an8}It's way past your bedtime.
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What's that supposed to be?
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{\an8}Uh, it's us.
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{\an8}I'm moving into portraiture.
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{\an8}I have to branch out
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{\an8}if I want to develop
as an artist.
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{\an8}- Artist?
- Mm-hm.
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{\an8}That spangled garbage.
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{\an8}Artist?
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{\an8}You'll be the Gauguin
of Etsy.
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{\an8}Well, I wouldn't expect you
to understand, Mother.
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{\an8}Oh, no. But you do
expect me to keel over,
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{\an8}leave you my fortune,
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{\an8}and bankroll your
little artist's journey.
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Mother, don't be so morbid.
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I see you.
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I see what you're doing.
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Oh, that faithful child.
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So selfless, caring
for that mean old woman.
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{\an8}Can I get you anything else?
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{\an8}Four daughters,
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{\an8}and the one
I kept closest
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{\an8}is my biggest disappointment.
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{\an8}Yes, well, my other sisters
are not here
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{\an8}washing your foot rags,
cutting your charcuterie,
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{\an8}and making you
delicious homemade soup.
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It's tepid.
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Oh, good.
Paul's here.
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Lawyer Paul?
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Yes, I have to get
my affairs in order.
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But... we already,
we already made your will.
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We-We-We did it together.
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The doctor says
that within weeks,
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my heart will give out.
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Once you're staring into
the eyes of death, Amber,
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you realize what's
really important:
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Rewarding those people
who didn't...
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disappoint you in life.
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Fetch me my ham.
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- Paul?
- Amber.
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You look very nice.
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Paul, please, um,
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you have to tell me,
what did she do?
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Look, no matter
how much sympathy I have
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for your situation,
I legally can't say.
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It-It's a confidential matter,
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and I could lose
my license if I--
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- Please.
- Norma's cut you
out of the will.
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- She what?
- Oh, God.
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Sorry, that was,
like, involuntary.
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I'm a, I'm a people pleaser,
and I, and I...
That's my problem.
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But please, don't tell her
that I told you that.
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She can't.
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She--
I-I-I've taken care of her
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when she's been sick
this whole time,
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and my sisters have gone off
and lived their life.
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And I've been here.
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I deserve this!
I earned this!
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How could she be so cruel?
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No, not your sisters.
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They're, they're not
getting anything either.
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Well, then,
who's getting the fortune?
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My mom doesn't have
any friends.
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She calls charity
"organized malingering."
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No, Amber. No.
I-I-I-I can't tell you,
legally, morally.
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The-The-The trust
that is a bedrock
of my profession forbids me--
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Please.
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A woman named Felicity Price.
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Shit.
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Um...
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she gets the house,
the money, the royalties.
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I'm not to make contact
until after Norma dies.
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She doesn't want
to be disappointed.
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And now I'm getting
in the car before you can
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ask me anything else.
Sorry.
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Who the fuck is
Felicity Price?
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Holy butt-munch.
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♪
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Felicity Price?
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Hi, I'm Amber.
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And I think we may be--
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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This is a lot to process.
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- I mean, I-I never knew.
- Thank you.
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How did you find out?
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Well, um, I was
at a gallery show,
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uh, asking about a piece
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that I just loved
when I, uh, saw
your artist's photo.
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And I just--
I almost passed out.
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Wow. Just wow.
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It's... cool look.
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Oh, I took that
before I moved out here.
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Off the grid.
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If you ask anyone
in the art world
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who Felicity Price is,
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that's who they will describe.
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And I don't even recognize
that person anymore.
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I, um...
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I've been completely isolated
for about a year now.
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Stripped everything away...
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fashion, style...
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to see what was left.
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Only the art can reveal
the artist, right?
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Totally.
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I'm also an artist.
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I, um, I make
polymer clay figurines,
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um, and I've been featured
three times on Etsy, hm.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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A long-lost twin.
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It's like finding
a missing piece of myself.
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It's hilarious, isn't it?
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Uh, did you, uh,
did you grow up with our dad?
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Oh, shit.
Uh... yeah. Uh...
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we have the same dad.
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Benny's dead.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry
if you wanted to meet him.
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If it's any consolation,
he was a complete asshole.
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He drove us drunk
straight into a light pole
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when I was 17.
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Wow.
How horrible.
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What about our mom?
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Dead. Yeah, dead.
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Norma, she had
this rare disease.
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All of her bones
shattered inside her.
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And it was so agonizing.
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So much pain
and so much screaming.
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Wow.
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- Uh...
- Yeah, mm. Hey!
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Um, I am actually
a photographer,
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kind of, on the side,
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and I could take a new, uh,
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artist's photo, if you want,
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maybe outside with your work?
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Sure.
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That's great.
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You look really cool.
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These are fantastic.
You photograph so well.
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Do you have a cell?
I-I can text them to you.
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No, but, um,
I check my email
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at the public library
every couple of days.
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- I can write it down for you.
- Oh, wow, yeah. That'd be great.
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Amber, are you feeling okay?
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My mother's dying, Paul.
How do you think I'm doing?
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Mom? Mom?
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You...
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you look like that little
fat plumber in the movies.
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Mario wears red overalls.
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You knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
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♪
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It's okay.
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You can go now.
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I'm ready.
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♪
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Uh, Felicity, uh,
exclamation point.
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Uh, I've been thinking, period.
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Uh, you showed me
your home, period.
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I ought to show
you mine, period.
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Are you free next Friday,
question mark.
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Heart emoji.
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♪
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- You're late.
- I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky.
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My sisters are inside.
You can just drop it
with them.
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♪
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You can leave the key inside.
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Nobody comes out here.
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So, I got this weird email
from this lawyer guy
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who says our mom died
and there's a will.
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But you said
our mom already--
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What in the living fuck?
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I thought you'd be flattered.
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You got to be kidding me.
This is...
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this is ridiculous.
Wh-Wh-What is this?
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You have everything I want.
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Everything I deserve.
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What is happening?
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Hi, sisters. I'm...
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I know you all
didn't love Mom,
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but, but she was my world
an-an-and, and I loved her,
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and, and I can't
go on without her.
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So, I've come
to the bluff to jump.
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So when you see my body
at the-the bottom of the bluff
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by our house, that's me.
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I'm sorry.
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♪
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Oh, no.
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No! No, no, no!
No! No!
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♪
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No! No!
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No. You're supposed
to be me.
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They're all going to know
that you're not me.
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Well, how am I
supposed to fake this?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Oh, why is nothing ever easy?
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♪
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Holy butt-munch.
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I'm Felicity Price.
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I'm Felicity Price.
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I'm Felicity... Price.
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♪
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Amber...
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Paul Fletcher?
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You emailed me
about an inheritance.
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Mm-hm.
I'm Felicity Price.
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Gosh, man.
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Tell you something,
Cookie. Uh...
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It's Cookie, right?
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Hmm.
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I tell you, you know,
I've been driving by
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these parking lots every day
of my life, right there.
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Yeah. You stop and, uh,
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you sit in one,
uh, all day long,
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and you get a whole other
perspective, you know?
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Just the sheer life
on display.
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Yeah, secrets
in every glove box.
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I mean, motel matchbooks,
baby shoes.
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The unobserved pageant
of the ordinary.
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Ah, I mean, the tales
these cars could tell, yeah?
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Hey, how's that book?
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Very second wave.
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Yeah.
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Charlie Cale!
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Beatrix Hasp says hello!
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Oh, shit!
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Well, that's what I'm saying.
Late stage capitalism
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00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,939
is turning us all
into zombies.
259
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,607
That's why we have
to unionize.
260
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,944
I'm sorry, a-are you
saying I'm a zombie?
261
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,879
'Cause I'm pretty sure
I'm a mummy, so.
262
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,714
I don't know.
263
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,182
Here they come.
Ready?
264
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,628
Oh, shit!
265
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,636
Jason versus zombies!
266
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,371
Jason versus zombies!
267
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,206
Jason versus zombies!
268
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,342
Jason versus zombies!
269
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,211
♪
270
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,028
Hey, pick up
the picking pace, please.
271
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,396
Oh, gotcha.
Sorry. Yeah.
272
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,932
I-I just, uh, taking in
the rich pageant of...
273
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,435
Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about that.
274
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,076
You.
Hey! Hey, you.
275
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,279
We know this girl's
working here. You seen her?
276
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,715
Oh, she quit yesterday.
Uh, couldn't take the heat.
277
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,184
Shit. She say
where she was going?
278
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,618
Nope. Sorry.
279
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,663
Shit.
280
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,471
Hi, uh, thank you.
281
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,941
Yeah. Picking pace.
282
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,042
Pick it up, pronto.
283
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,177
Yeah, no problem.
Apples all day.
284
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,646
♪
285
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,027
Can I ask you who
you're hiding from?
286
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429
Oh, I'm not.
287
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,930
Well, you know how it is.
288
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,766
Uh, you cross
the wrong, uh,
289
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,401
crime boss or five.
290
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,070
But it's a long story.
You don't need to hear this.
291
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,439
- No, not really, no.
- Yeah.
292
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,048
- Are you alright?
- Me? Yeah.
293
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:49,649
- Yeah, I'm cool.
- Okay.
294
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,019
Uh, it's just like, uh,
that uncanny thing
295
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,487
where it's like,
uh, you know,
296
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,689
you've seen
somebody before,
297
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,257
like, you grew up
with them or something.
298
00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,393
Uh, when you were little,
did you ever watch
299
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,529
a show called
"Kid Cop: Nights"?
300
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971
- No way.
- Yeah.
301
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,808
- Excuse me,
"Kid Cop: Nights" over here!
- No, no, no, stop that!
302
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:15,642
- Stop.
- Oh, my God.
303
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,510
- Please. I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my G...
304
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,778
- Wait, what?
- Did you...
305
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,146
I knew it.
306
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,115
- Well, can we just let it go?
- I knew it the second I saw you.
307
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,483
- Come on. I can't.
- Holy shit.
308
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,941
I went in
too deep, Chief.
309
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,677
I don't know
where I start
310
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:54,114
and Crystal
the drug mule ends.
311
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,484
Butt-munch.
312
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,787
Pew-eee. Phew.
313
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:04,224
Delia, no offense, man,
but that is some bad acting.
314
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,459
None taken.
That-That's not me.
315
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,795
That's Amber, my sister,
316
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,830
or "Hamber"
as we like to call her.
317
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,433
Get out.
So, you're an identical twin?
318
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,634
Oh, no, no, no.
319
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,204
Clone, two, three, four.
320
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,272
What do you call that?
"Freaky"?
321
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,441
Uh, quadruplets.
We all played Kid Cop.
322
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,743
It's the only way you can make
23 episodes a year
323
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,478
when you decide
to set a kids' show
324
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,913
shot entirely at night.
325
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,014
Gosh. Boy.
326
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,684
Man, that sounds like
a fun childhood, right?
327
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,688
Ah.
328
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,158
Could have been.
329
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,093
If it wasn't for Norma.
330
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,295
Mm.
It's like a stage mommy type.
331
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,231
Mm. Norma pitted us
against each other
332
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,033
every chance she got.
333
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,337
I don't think we ever
really recovered.
334
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,108
She gave me my first drink,
my second drink,
335
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,810
and my fifteenth...
336
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,145
to settle
my nerves on set.
337
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,150
I went to five rehabs
before...
338
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,487
I realized I had to cut her
out of my life to get sober.
339
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,190
Damn.
340
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,259
Yeah, this show ran forever.
I'm doing the math.
341
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,195
Why are you picking
apples for a living?
342
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,896
Norma took every cent.
343
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,100
If I had a tenth of what
I made back then, I could...
344
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,436
buy the old man
out of his apple operation
345
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,573
when he retires,
and I could be my own boss.
346
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:28,208
Every man's dream.
347
00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:30,543
Mm. What's yours?
348
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,313
Well, uh, not getting shot.
349
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,849
Oh, come on.
It's got to be more than that.
350
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:38,284
Introspection,
it just makes me queasy.
351
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,854
I, uh, tumble up.
Uh...
352
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,690
What I would love,
me personally,
353
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,626
the one where Kid Cop
faces off against
the Zodiac Killer.
354
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,628
Come on, you know
it's a classic. Come on.
355
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,330
- Alright.
- Oh, yes.
356
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,701
Yeah.
357
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,975
Good, good apple.
358
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,716
Hiya, partner.
How you doing?
359
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,818
- Uh, Norma died.
- What?
360
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,388
Ah, shit. I'm sorry.
I think.
361
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,990
- How are you doing?
- Funeral's tomorrow.
362
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,925
I asked if I could
borrow a truck,
363
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,326
but the old man
can't spare one.
364
00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,395
It's going to take at least
a day to get there by bus.
365
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,763
I'm not going to make it.
366
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,699
Are you sure you really
want to go to the funeral?
367
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,967
Well, it's the only chance
I can get my money back,
368
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,937
but-- And I'm sure Norma
gave it all to Amber.
369
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,639
Maybe I can talk her
into sharing it with us.
370
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,974
No, no. Hey, it's okay.
I'll-- I-I'll drive.
371
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,743
Well, he is not going
to hold your job.
372
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:37,677
Oh, no.
373
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,613
Oh, I'm going to lose
my pension. Come on.
374
00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:42,282
Shit, man, I'm sorry.
375
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,529
Alright, so listen.
376
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,132
Just, like, uh,
377
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:01,267
get in, get out,
get the cash,
378
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,802
buy the orchard.
Presto.
379
00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:05,939
Good luck, buddy.
380
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,912
Do you, um, do you want
to come in for a minute?
381
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:16,282
I mean,
will your sisters
382
00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,617
really want to have me
at the wake?
383
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,953
Oh, trust me,
nobody in there is mourning.
384
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,921
Please?
385
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,325
Well, I am
a little curious
386
00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,694
to see all four
Kid Cops in action.
387
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,330
Leave the keys in the car.
388
00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,798
Nobody ever comes here.
389
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:33,967
Alright, boss.
390
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,236
Fuck it.
391
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:38,838
Four Kid Cops.
392
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,242
- Wow-wee. Oh, boy.
- Yeah.
393
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:44,811
Hello?
394
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,681
Whoa, "Kid Cop" money, huh?
395
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,049
- Oh, shit.
- Hello?
396
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,520
Bebe?
397
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,455
- Hello.
- Good day.
398
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,556
Cece?
399
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,792
In here!
400
00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:03,663
- De-De.
- Oh.
401
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,366
This is not going
to get confusing at all. Hi.
402
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,268
No, thank you.
403
00:26:08,368 --> 00:26:10,270
Oh, right. Yeah.
404
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,404
I forgot.
405
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,672
You're boring now.
406
00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:13,873
Okay, everyone,
407
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,442
this is Charlie
from work.
408
00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,710
She gave me a ride.
409
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,211
Oh, hey, I'm, uh,
410
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,946
I'm really sorry
for your loss.
411
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,285
Okay. Uh, Charlie,
this is Bebe. She's a DJ.
412
00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:29,422
Yeah, I noticed.
Hey, cool cans. Hey.
413
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,191
And this is Cece,
she's a teacher.
414
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:34,494
Associate Professor
of Comparative Literature.
415
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,731
Whoa, uh, how'd
you get French?
416
00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:40,633
Cece took a year
of post-grad in Quebec City,
417
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,669
and now she can't get over it.
418
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,071
What Bebe
does not understand
is that one adopts
419
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,140
the accent
of one's peer group.
420
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,742
This is where Dede sounds
like she grew up
421
00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:50,543
on a trawler ship.
422
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,746
Oh, okay.
423
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,614
Have you guys seen
the will?
424
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,383
I assume that's why
we're all here.
425
00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,617
Norma's lawyer's
on the way.
426
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,052
We all know who's
getting everything.
427
00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,754
The best we can
hope for is that
428
00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,255
Amber throws us a crumb.
429
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,356
Well, then where is Amber?
430
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,691
Uh, Amber took a walk
431
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,060
to process
her new life as an orphan.
432
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,063
She-- She's been
really bonkers lately.
433
00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:11,097
Even for Hamber.
434
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:12,332
You will love this.
435
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,036
- Hi.
- That's Amber?
436
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,604
And she's been
blowing up the group chat
437
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:18,838
for weeks
with this craziness.
438
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,407
Look at that nose ring.
439
00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,575
Ugh. It's just
a cry for attention.
440
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,577
Oh, gosh. I mean, I--
doesn't that mean
441
00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,279
she might just
need help or something?
442
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,514
Merde, non.
443
00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:28,782
Merde?
444
00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:29,949
Oh, geez.
445
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,551
Hamber just sent
another video.
446
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,887
Oh, I cannot take
Hamber right now.
447
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,456
Oh, wow.
448
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,758
Ah, gosh.
449
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:39,626
Boy, oh, boy.
450
00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,227
You guys were
really hot stuff
451
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,462
for a minute, huh?
452
00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,465
Oh, what's this big boy for?
453
00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:46,499
Pointy.
454
00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:48,435
Uh, that's the
Latvian Critic Award
455
00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:50,470
for Best
Inter-generational Kiss.
456
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,840
We won it five times
in a row.
457
00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:57,711
Oh, I'm sorry.
458
00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:01,047
So, favorite co-star?
459
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:04,184
Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Kid Cop's first love.
460
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:05,552
Ah.
461
00:28:05,652 --> 00:28:07,754
No. Tamara Dobson.
462
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,489
She played the ghost
of our paternal
463
00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:10,724
great-great-grandmother
464
00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:12,759
in "Kid Cop:
Civil War Christmas."
465
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,994
I forgot that it was
so metaphysical.
466
00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:16,763
It's ahead of its time, really.
467
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,465
Well, season nine
took place entirely
468
00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:19,699
in the mind
of a coma patient
469
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,801
that Kid Cop's evil twin
shot in the neck.
470
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:25,138
That was a beautiful season
in a coma. It's gorgeous.
471
00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:29,009
Oh, my gosh!
Hamber on the bluff.
472
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,222
Amber...
473
00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:46,226
- Holy mole.
- Yeah.
474
00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:58,038
- Did Amber know
about this?
- Who is "Felicity Price"?
475
00:28:58,138 --> 00:29:00,640
And how was Norma making
that much in royalties?
476
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,941
Yes. Amber knew
about the will.
477
00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,511
Felicity Price is
your secret fifth sister.
478
00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:06,112
"Kid Cop" is huge
in Indonesia.
479
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,449
Paul, heh,
our mom just died.
480
00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:11,051
Amber just jumped
off a bluff,
481
00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:12,652
and now there's
a secret sister
482
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,187
that's getting
our inheritance!
483
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,725
Gee, it's-- Yeah, it's a lot
when you say it all together
484
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,460
like that.
485
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,162
I'm sorry,
that's probably her now.
486
00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:33,239
Thanks for coming.
487
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,543
Can't find
this missing foot.
488
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,846
Lady Diana here, she got
the best nose in the biz.
489
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:40,914
She'll find it.
490
00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:42,382
Uh, wait, I-- Sorry.
491
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:43,750
You couldn't find
the foot?
492
00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:45,552
What could have
happened to it?
493
00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,320
On a public beach?
494
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,222
Anything.
495
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,460
This is fucked.
496
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,395
I mean, long-lost twins.
497
00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:56,763
It sounded so funny.
498
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,798
I-- It's like discovering
a piece of myself,
499
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,867
uh, pieces of myself.
500
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,702
Another one.
501
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,338
Man, they got to stop feeding
these girls after midnight.
502
00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:06,773
I'm a mixed media artist.
503
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,042
- Uh, I work out of Vermont.
- Bullshit.
504
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:12,412
I-I grew up on the run
with our father, Benny.
505
00:30:12,512 --> 00:30:13,680
No, you didn't.
506
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:17,250
Uh, he was a, a gambler,
died in a car crash
507
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:18,651
when I was 17.
508
00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:20,053
I was with him in the car.
509
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,689
What are you going to do
with our money, Felicity?
510
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,090
What my sister means is,
511
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,825
we understand
that this must feel like
512
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,260
a crazy windfall for you.
513
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,261
- But...
- Yeah.
514
00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:30,163
...we earned that money
from our TV show.
515
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,731
Norma stole it from us
when we were kids.
516
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,133
She treated us
like trash.
517
00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,668
Especially Amber.
518
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:38,104
Ooh, I wish I'd have
taken her more seriously.
519
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,906
- You do?
- Well,
520
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,941
she was a hard person
to take seriously.
521
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,843
- Mm-hm.
- We could have tried, though,
522
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:44,944
even with her hammy acting.
523
00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:47,280
- Oh, merde!
- Oh, Hamber.
524
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:50,950
But I thought she won
a, a People's Choice Award
in '03.
525
00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:53,520
- Hmm. A weak year.
- It was a weak year.
526
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,455
And she kept trying to make
"butt-munch" happen
527
00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:57,157
as a catchphrase.
528
00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:59,459
Like, read the room.
529
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:00,560
Vaguely homophobic.
530
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,228
How? Oh.
531
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:05,498
And then, after the show,
she just lived a tragic,
532
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,000
pathetic life.
533
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:07,901
Groveling to Mom.
534
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,969
Dressed like
a dust bowl Okie.
535
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:14,074
And begging us to, like, post
her sad Etsy sculptures.
536
00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:17,344
And the spangles.
Oh, my gosh. Ugh.
537
00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:18,812
The spangles.
538
00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,914
She would put spangles
on a Holocaust memorial.
539
00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,949
They bring visual interest...
540
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,252
to the ones I've seen, incidentally.
541
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:32,058
To answer your question,
I'm taking the money...
542
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,161
all of it.
543
00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:38,832
I grew up never knowing
a mother's love.
544
00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,500
This is my reward.
545
00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,103
- But we're sisters.
- This is very unfair.
546
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,537
We never knew
a mother's love either.
547
00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:48,575
Okay. Uh, I think I'll take
a quick gander at that buffet.
548
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,811
If you don't share
that money, we'll sue.
549
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,681
Right, Paul?
We can do that, right?
550
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,517
Uh, any heir
can contest a will.
551
00:31:57,617 --> 00:32:00,420
Now, see, I, I thought
this might happen.
552
00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:02,722
Give me just a second.
553
00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,327
Present for ya.
554
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,868
If you don't file a lawsuit,
555
00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:19,973
I'll give each
of you $150,000.
556
00:32:24,544 --> 00:32:26,813
If we fight this, what are
the chances we win?
557
00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:28,982
Yes, what are the chances?
558
00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:30,483
Not high.
559
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,751
Norma was of sound mind
560
00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:33,186
when she drew up her will.
561
00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:34,688
That is correct.
562
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,726
Bebe, no. If we,
if we stick together--
563
00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:41,895
Dede, just take the money.
564
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,396
It's not worth the fight.
565
00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:44,564
Fuck you!
566
00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:47,200
I'm not having
my money stolen twice.
567
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:53,973
Well, two out
of three isn't bad.
568
00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:55,241
It-It might be.
569
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,276
If Delia files a suit,
570
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,811
it'll hold up
the estate for years,
571
00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,412
and nobody can get
anything out of it.
572
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:00,714
Oh, my gosh.
573
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,515
Ugh. Merde.
574
00:33:11,024 --> 00:33:12,058
Delia!
575
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,627
Delia, look, I know
this isn't going
576
00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,296
exactly the way you planned,
but if you just--
577
00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,732
You cannot understand
how painful this is!
578
00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:22,235
Norma was a monster.
She, she killed Amber.
579
00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:24,270
She-She may not have
pushed her off that cliff,
580
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:28,842
but she whittled my sister down
to a compliant little nub.
581
00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:32,812
And all that's left
is the money that
Norma stole from us.
582
00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:34,481
I won't let you take it.
583
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,116
Oh, I know the pain.
584
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,818
Years of it.
585
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,453
I've been hurt terribly...
586
00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:43,189
Tell my friend that I will be
back with her car soon.
587
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,558
I have to clear my head.
588
00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:51,131
Ugh!
589
00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:10,150
Fucking fine then.
Give me the fucking forms.
590
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,551
I'll fucking sign.
591
00:34:12,986 --> 00:34:14,521
{\an8}That's a lot of fucks, Dede.
592
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:22,462
Okay. So, when can
we get the money?
593
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:28,401
♪
594
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,937
- Delia?
- Shit.
595
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:33,273
Hey, Delia.
596
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,108
Delia.
597
00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,782
- Oh!
- Heyo. Hi. Oh, good.
598
00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:44,317
I thought I saw
you come in here.
599
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,186
You got to check out
the buffet.
600
00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:48,722
You know what?
The old man
should hire this guy
601
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:50,056
for the retirement party.
602
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:54,160
Oh, yeah.
Old man, yes. Thank you.
603
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,196
What's going on?
You going somewhere?
604
00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,598
Oh, oh, cold.
605
00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:01,167
Huh, okay.
606
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:04,738
Cold. Oh, so, uh,
what exactly do you want?
607
00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:08,375
Oh, well,
look, it's no big deal,
608
00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:11,277
but at least, like, 60%
of what your secret sister
609
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:13,446
out there is saying
is, like, total bullshit.
610
00:35:14,848 --> 00:35:16,416
- How could you know that?
- Mm.
611
00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:18,018
Well, just now when
you said you were cold,
612
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:19,386
that was a lie, right?
613
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,155
- Maybe. Yes.
- Mm-hm.
614
00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:25,058
Yeah. Well, anyway,
I got this thing.
615
00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:27,093
I can just, uh, tell
when someone's lying.
616
00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:28,862
It's kind of a thing I do.
617
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:30,497
This will be fun. Okay.
618
00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:32,732
Tell me a fact
about yourself.
619
00:35:32,832 --> 00:35:34,834
But don't dig too deep.
620
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,070
Uh, you're freaking me out.
621
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,906
True. Let's up the ante.
622
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,142
Why don't you grab one
of these, uh, spangly buddies
623
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:43,910
from the peanut gallery, uh.
624
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:47,213
And I'll turn my back,
and you tell me what you have.
625
00:35:56,056 --> 00:35:57,557
- Squirrel.
- Bullshit.
626
00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,060
- Elephant.
- Bullshit.
627
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,062
- Hammer.
- Mm. True.
628
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,664
Although not technically
a spangly buddy, actually.
629
00:36:04,764 --> 00:36:07,367
So, kind of a weird move.
Anyway, you see my point.
630
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,836
- Believe me now?
- Um, how exactly
does it work?
631
00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:12,939
Well, I'm not exactly sure,
but it's not really the point.
632
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,375
Okay. What we got to do is
talk to your mom's lawyer.
633
00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,277
I mean, surely,
he ran some kind of
634
00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:19,946
a background check when he
found this chick, you know?
635
00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:23,216
Well, I mean,
even if Felicity's lying,
636
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,784
it doesn't change
Norma's will.
637
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,587
Well, it does,
if she committed fraud.
638
00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:30,090
- Oh.
- Hang in there, okay?
639
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,558
Whoever the hell
this Anastasia,
640
00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:33,360
dirty, rotten scoundrel,
Felicity,
641
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,395
whatever the hell her name is,
it's going to be okay.
642
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,297
Alright? We're going
to figure this out.
643
00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,599
- Fuck yeah.
- Fuck yeah!
644
00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:41,701
♪
645
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,514
Hey.
646
00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:56,649
Hi.
647
00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,251
Norma's lawyer.
648
00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,987
Oh, gosh, that must
have been a hell of a gig.
649
00:37:01,087 --> 00:37:04,090
Um, Paul Fletcher.
Who are you?
650
00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:07,060
Uh, I'm-- I-- Nobody.
Yeah, I just,
651
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,629
uh, Delia's
apple dumpling gang, uh...
652
00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:13,700
So, this, uh, long-lost sister
you dug up, uh, Felicity Price.
653
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,603
Is-Is she really
a mixed media visual artist?
654
00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,739
Are you asking
if she's a, a real artist?
655
00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:22,442
Uh, I'm-I'm not sure
I'm qualified to assess that.
656
00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,844
I did take an Intro
to Art History course
657
00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,112
during my semester at sea,
658
00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:28,448
but the professor
was not very engaging.
659
00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:30,717
That's too bad.
No, no, no. I, uh--
660
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:34,888
Look, we just want to know
if she is who she says she is.
661
00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:37,357
Oh, I see.
Yes, she-she is.
662
00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:40,660
Here's her...
here's her art.
663
00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:42,762
Huh.
664
00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:46,332
{\an8}Alright. That's her.
665
00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:50,270
{\an8}Okay, you got celebrities.
Cool.
666
00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:52,872
Oh, boy.
Sandwiches. Okay.
667
00:37:52,972 --> 00:37:54,941
It's hella eclectic.
But, yeah,
I guess that's art.
668
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,409
Uh...
669
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,579
Hey, what about the, uh,
the backstory, uh,
670
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,381
raised on the run
by gambling addicts and so on.
671
00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:02,716
Does that really check out?
672
00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:04,284
Yes. Her father
had the, uh,
673
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:06,086
shady creditors
of a, a gambling addict.
674
00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:08,588
And he died in a car crash,
just as Felicity said.
675
00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:10,323
Gosh, uh...
676
00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:11,991
and was she really in the car
677
00:38:12,092 --> 00:38:12,926
with him when that happened?
678
00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:15,428
Yeah, I-I looked up
the, the hospital records.
679
00:38:15,528 --> 00:38:17,230
What-What is
this all in aid of?
680
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,465
Well, here's the thing,
Paul the lawyer,
681
00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:20,433
when you say something
about Felicity, it's true.
682
00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:23,670
But when Felicity says
the same thing, it's bullshit.
683
00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,773
So, "I'm a mixed
media artist." Bullshit.
684
00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:29,576
Uh, "My father was a gambler.
He died in a car crash." True.
685
00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:32,345
Uh, "I was in the car
with him when he died."
Bullshit.
686
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,414
Uh, it seems like
she only lies
687
00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:36,249
when she's talking
about herself or something.
688
00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:37,684
But, but Paul
proved all of that,
689
00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,953
so maybe your-your
truth thing is just broken.
690
00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,460
♪
691
00:38:48,094 --> 00:38:49,429
Huh.
692
00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:55,669
So, you all play
the same kid, huh?
693
00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:56,870
Yes. And?
694
00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:58,405
And, uh, think about it.
695
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,675
So, the lies,
the wildly wavering accent.
696
00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,643
Uh, really?
I hadn't picked up on that.
697
00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:05,578
Oh, sweetheart,
Felicity's acting
698
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:08,114
is second only to Hamber's
"Crystal the drug mule."
699
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,949
And God rest her soul, but--
700
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,951
Well, this is getting
a little crazy.
701
00:39:12,052 --> 00:39:13,520
Yes. Stay with me here.
702
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:16,790
So, what if this Felicity Price
is some sort of a,
703
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,359
I don't know, a... an impostor?
704
00:39:19,726 --> 00:39:22,696
Uh, you know,
another, another one.
705
00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,131
So, it's not, uh,
quintuplets, it's a--
706
00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:26,399
What-What do you call that?
707
00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:28,435
- Sextuplets?
- Sixtuplets.
708
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,370
- Sextuplets.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
709
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,072
- No, no, sextuplets.
- Yeah. Six.
710
00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:33,139
- Sex.
- Yeah.
711
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,140
'Cause there's six
of 'em, right?
712
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,241
- No.
- Yeah.
713
00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:36,376
- So, there's six.
- Sex.
714
00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,144
- No, that's why
you call it six.
- It's sex.
715
00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:39,946
- It's six, six, six...
- Sex, sex...
716
00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,849
- It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex.
- It's Latin.
717
00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:45,085
Dude, I'm just fucking
with you. Come on.
718
00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:47,354
Sexytuplets.
Saucy, okay?
719
00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,989
And number sex is pretending
to be number five.
720
00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:53,693
Well, is she
fucking right or not?
721
00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:56,763
Th-There's only one
secret sister.
722
00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:58,465
Norma registered
five births.
723
00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:01,935
Amber, Bebe, Cece,
Delia, and Felicity.
724
00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:03,837
I-I've seen
the documents myself.
725
00:40:03,937 --> 00:40:04,671
God, I'm starving.
726
00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:06,406
Delia, I know
this is hard to accept...
727
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:10,477
"Kid Cop: Nights."
728
00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:13,380
- There's no legal--
- Thank you so much.
729
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,748
♪ Freeze ♪
730
00:40:14,848 --> 00:40:16,549
- I was still eating.
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
731
00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:17,884
♪ Tell it to the judge ♪
732
00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:20,754
Well, that's that then.
733
00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,289
- No, no. Hey, new attack...
- What?
734
00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:25,291
...confront the punk.
735
00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:26,426
Fuck, come on.
736
00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,161
Whoa. Givin' up that easy?
737
00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:29,329
That doesn't seem like you.
738
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,564
Yeah, I mean, no,
I mean, fuck it.
739
00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:33,333
- I'll go.
- Hey, dummy.
740
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,735
Bullshit detective, remember?
741
00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:38,304
Right, you have to do it.
742
00:40:38,405 --> 00:40:40,540
Yeah. Mm. Don't worry
743
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,676
'cause I actually
have conducted, like,
744
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:44,744
a shocking number
of these ad-hoc interrogations.
745
00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:46,479
So, the first line
out of Felicity
746
00:40:46,579 --> 00:40:48,348
and then, boom,
I'll just crack her
wide open.
747
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:51,418
Good. Um...
go get 'em, tiger.
748
00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:52,385
Okay.
749
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:07,067
Oh, hey, one more thing.
You think we can get some
of these turkey legs to go?
750
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,234
Uh, I don't see why not.
751
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,403
Um, I left
your keys in the car.
752
00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:12,872
Yeah, I remember.
Appreciate it, though.
753
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,575
Oh, yeah, I did prefer
the other beanie.
754
00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:18,111
What?
755
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,056
♪
756
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,899
Hi there, Felicity Price.
757
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,235
What in the hell
are you doing in here?
758
00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:44,838
Why are you lying
about who you are?
759
00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:46,373
- I'm what?
- Well, I mean,
760
00:41:46,473 --> 00:41:48,241
everyone gilds
the lily, but you?
761
00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:52,245
Every sentence out
of your mouth is a porker.
762
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,080
It's makin' my ears ring.
763
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,148
Just what gives?
764
00:41:55,248 --> 00:41:56,483
I-I don't know what you mean.
765
00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:59,686
Okay. Well, I mean,
y-you're lying about being
766
00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:01,488
in that car
when your father died.
767
00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,556
- I am not.
- Oh, there you go again.
768
00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:04,958
You're also fibbing about
growing up on the run.
769
00:42:05,058 --> 00:42:07,027
Well, we weren't on
the run all the time,
770
00:42:07,127 --> 00:42:08,128
obviously, but--
771
00:42:08,228 --> 00:42:09,896
Okay, and-and-and you're not
772
00:42:09,996 --> 00:42:11,731
a mixed media visual artist
773
00:42:11,831 --> 00:42:14,601
from rural Vermont,
whatever your bio says.
774
00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:17,604
So, you're, obviously--
Y-Y-You're scamming
775
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:19,506
these sisters
out of their inheritance
776
00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:20,974
one lie at a time.
777
00:42:21,074 --> 00:42:22,542
So, who are you?
778
00:42:22,642 --> 00:42:24,244
I am Felicity Price.
779
00:42:24,344 --> 00:42:25,545
Nope. Try again.
780
00:42:25,645 --> 00:42:27,781
- I am.
- Bullshit.
781
00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,183
God, it's so obvious
you're not who you say you are.
782
00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:31,751
I mean, the accent alone,
783
00:42:31,851 --> 00:42:34,921
it's like, uh,
dinner theater Blanche DuBois.
784
00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:38,191
I-I-If I called one of
Felicity's friends right now,
785
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:40,160
would they even recognize you?
786
00:42:42,996 --> 00:42:45,865
Give it up, lady.
You cannot lie to me.
787
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:49,069
I mean.
Well, I suppose...
788
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,009
Fine.
789
00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:57,911
You're right.
790
00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:02,015
Felicity Price is,
uh, an invention.
791
00:43:02,882 --> 00:43:07,754
A... reaction to the cruelty
I've suffered.
792
00:43:08,188 --> 00:43:09,956
The years of abuse.
793
00:43:11,024 --> 00:43:13,593
Do you know what it takes
to become a real artist?
794
00:43:13,693 --> 00:43:15,362
Ah, gosh, I don't know.
795
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:17,831
I guess, uh,
big financial safety net.
796
00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:20,066
Maybe some family connections
to the art world.
797
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,669
Pain and sacrifice.
798
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,339
You must kill the old you
799
00:43:26,439 --> 00:43:29,209
to birth the new you.
800
00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:31,845
Reinvent everything.
801
00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:36,649
Your accent, your image,
802
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,352
your entire personality,
if you must.
803
00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:43,790
Every moment of every day.
804
00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:46,626
Felicity Price is
805
00:43:46,726 --> 00:43:49,262
who I was supposed to be.
806
00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:53,600
Proof of the passion
and creativity
807
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:56,202
that was smothered
out of me.
808
00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:57,737
But no longer.
809
00:43:58,238 --> 00:43:59,205
Now...
810
00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:04,110
I am Felicity Price.
811
00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:05,879
She is me.
812
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,948
You call it a lie.
813
00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:12,018
I call it my truth.
814
00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,589
Okey-smokes, man.
815
00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:18,058
That's true.
816
00:44:18,892 --> 00:44:23,063
Excruciatingly pretentious,
but, uh... true.
817
00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:24,364
Get out.
818
00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:27,801
Alright. Uh, hey,
I'm sorry for overstepping.
819
00:44:28,101 --> 00:44:30,837
Uh, so is there
any shot that, uh,
820
00:44:30,937 --> 00:44:32,439
you could consider
channeling some
821
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:34,708
of that artistic empathy
towards your sister Delia?
822
00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:36,976
I mean, she's just--
she's been through a lot.
823
00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,712
Please leave.
824
00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:47,253
Sorry.
825
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,659
Holy butt-munch!
826
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:55,462
Oh.
827
00:44:57,764 --> 00:45:00,066
Rest in spangled power, Amber.
828
00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,101
We love you.
829
00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:05,472
♪
830
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,707
Oh, great.
There you are.
831
00:45:08,074 --> 00:45:10,677
Hey, hey, buddy.
I-I'm sorry, but I-I,
832
00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:12,746
you know, I did that whole
lie detector routine
833
00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:13,980
on Felicity,
just like we planned,
834
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,749
and I'm sorry to say,
but I just--
835
00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,384
I don't think
she's an imposter.
836
00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:19,386
Imposter syndrome maybe.
837
00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:21,755
What the fuck are
you talking about?
838
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,429
Alright. If you were just, like,
tooling around
839
00:45:29,529 --> 00:45:32,632
the neighborhood for two hours,
like some angsty teen,
840
00:45:32,732 --> 00:45:34,734
then who was I even gabbing to?
841
00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:37,370
I-I mean,
are you even you?
842
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,406
I'm me, Delia.
843
00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:43,109
We met at an apple orchard.
844
00:45:44,277 --> 00:45:45,412
Charlie.
845
00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,480
Alright. I, I see it.
846
00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:49,549
I don't understand
why any of my sisters
847
00:45:49,649 --> 00:45:51,051
would pretend to be me.
848
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:53,153
Hey, there you are, um.
849
00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:55,422
I wanted to get this
to you before you leave.
850
00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:59,192
I-I'm glad you changed
your mind, Delia.
851
00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:00,393
G-Good luck.
852
00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:06,800
That's why.
853
00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:12,305
Felicity offered us
$150K to not contest the will.
854
00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:14,541
I guess one of my sisters
wore my coat.
855
00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,377
Oh, and your beanie, right.
The different color.
856
00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:18,678
God, I'm a moron.
857
00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,280
And, uh, signed the contract.
858
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,249
No, no, no, no.
You, you got to tear this up.
859
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:24,918
We can prove
that's not your signature.
860
00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:27,253
Charlie, I have
been staring
861
00:46:27,354 --> 00:46:29,089
at that drinks table
ever since we got here
862
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:31,091
trying to remember
why it's not
863
00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,493
a fantastic idea
to get wasted.
864
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,196
Whoever did this
had it right.
865
00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:38,465
Take the money and run.
866
00:46:38,565 --> 00:46:40,500
I mean, you can't even
buy a whole orchard
867
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,203
for $150K,
I-I'd assume.
868
00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:46,006
I am financially illiterate.
It does keep me up at night.
869
00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:48,742
Money is replaceable.
I pick peace of mind.
870
00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,744
Well, you know what?
Sorry, buddy,
871
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,712
but, fuck it, I'd love
for you to have both.
872
00:46:52,812 --> 00:46:54,514
Hey, Lady Diana.
873
00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:55,915
- Lady Diana.
- Hey. Whoa.
874
00:46:56,016 --> 00:46:57,817
- Lady Diana. Come here.
- Hey, hey, mine.
875
00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,786
Come here.
Wrong leg, baby girl.
876
00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:01,855
Alright, we're gonna get
'em next time. I promise.
877
00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:03,123
Sorry.
878
00:47:03,223 --> 00:47:05,358
No, it's, uh,
Lady Di's now, uh.
879
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:06,626
Oh, okay.
880
00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,428
Hey, uh, how's that going?
881
00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:09,696
You still can't find
that missing foot?
882
00:47:09,796 --> 00:47:12,098
Oh, God.
Who would take Amber's foot?
883
00:47:12,198 --> 00:47:15,802
The wild boars,
passing hobos riding the rails, seagulls.
884
00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,237
You can't expect
a human foot to just stay
885
00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:18,538
on the beach
and no one take it nowhere.
886
00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:21,641
I don't know. It seems
a humble enough expectation.
887
00:47:21,741 --> 00:47:23,143
And that's not even
the worst part.
888
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,979
Well, okay. Sh-Shoot.
What's the worst part?
889
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,516
I got that song
stuck in my head.
Um, "Footloose."
890
00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,151
Um...
891
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,521
♪ Everybody cut loose,
footloose ♪
892
00:47:34,621 --> 00:47:36,923
♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
893
00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:38,792
All day.
894
00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:42,062
- Well, I did ask.
- Mm.
895
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,335
Um, goddamnit.
896
00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:51,438
It's like the smallpox
of movie plot songs.
897
00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:52,539
I blame Bacon.
898
00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:54,240
Bacon.
899
00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:57,977
Bacon.
900
00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,980
- Hold on a second.
- What?
901
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:02,816
Well, portrait.
902
00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:06,086
Kevin Bacon in "Footloose."
Life-sized bust.
903
00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:08,555
Daniel Day-Lewis
circa "My Left Foot."
904
00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:09,889
Right.
905
00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,459
{\an8}Footlong, Five Dollar Subway,
cast in bronze,
906
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:16,529
{\an8}and a, a marble ruler,
approximately 12 inches,
907
00:48:16,629 --> 00:48:18,798
{\an8}always known as a foot.
908
00:48:19,265 --> 00:48:21,568
Is this a riddle
or an aneurysm?
909
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:25,372
All of Felicity Price's
artwork is foot-related.
910
00:48:25,472 --> 00:48:26,506
- And?
- And,
911
00:48:26,606 --> 00:48:30,210
and Amber's dead body
is missing a foot.
912
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:34,047
So that means I...
don't know why.
913
00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:37,150
Geez.
Synchronicity?
914
00:48:41,087 --> 00:48:43,356
No fucking way.
915
00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:44,524
♪ Dance ♪
916
00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:47,761
I always say
917
00:48:47,861 --> 00:48:52,032
that art
reveals the artist.
918
00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:58,204
Faux-licity.
919
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,841
I figured you out.
920
00:49:02,308 --> 00:49:05,211
Before Amber saw
Norma's new will,
921
00:49:05,311 --> 00:49:06,780
she was coping
just fine
922
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,615
with her mother's
illness, right?
923
00:49:08,715 --> 00:49:10,583
That's true. She was,
she was very strong.
924
00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:13,553
Yes. But then,
Norma names Felicity Price
925
00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:15,422
as the new heir
of the "Kid Cop" gazillions.
926
00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:19,459
And, uh, well,
Amber begins to transform.
927
00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:22,128
New hairdo, weird piercings,
starting to dress
928
00:49:22,228 --> 00:49:24,130
like some kind of
a cartoon plumber.
929
00:49:24,230 --> 00:49:25,565
Excusez-moi.
930
00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:26,566
She was having a breakdown.
931
00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,436
Yes, but, uh, not for
the reason you think.
932
00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:33,073
You see, uh, those changes
that Norma made to the will,
933
00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:37,877
well, they were causing Amber
to become homicidal,
934
00:49:37,977 --> 00:49:38,745
not suicidal.
935
00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:40,780
Isn't that right,
Fauxlicity?
936
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,282
Well, I wouldn't know.
937
00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:44,217
You stopped my set
for this?
938
00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:45,251
May I?
939
00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:49,356
- Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.
940
00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:50,857
And I can't go on without her.
941
00:49:50,957 --> 00:49:53,660
So, I've come
to the bluff to jump.
942
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,062
- So, when you see--
- Bullshit.
943
00:49:56,162 --> 00:49:57,897
And pretty lame acting
on top.
944
00:49:57,997 --> 00:49:59,733
Suffice to say,
I can tell
945
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:03,803
based on this video alone
that, uh, well, she's lying.
946
00:50:03,903 --> 00:50:05,372
Amber had no intentions
of jumping.
947
00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:08,108
You really shouldn't speak
ill of the dead like this.
948
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:12,112
Ah, well, that's okay
because Amber isn't dead.
949
00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,780
Felicity Price is.
950
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:17,951
Amber's new look
was a disguise.
951
00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:20,253
Designed to make
everyone believe
952
00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:23,023
that the body at the bottom
of the bluff was her.
953
00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:26,126
When, in fact,
it was actually the body
954
00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:30,263
of your long-lost sister,
Felicity Price.
955
00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:33,099
- Sacré bleu.
- Oh, my God.
956
00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:37,203
It was a crazy-smart
scheme. Oh, boy.
957
00:50:37,303 --> 00:50:41,107
But there was just that
one thing about Felicity
958
00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:43,109
that you couldn't fake,
wasn't there?
959
00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:45,311
Something that you
found out about
960
00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,080
after you murdered her.
961
00:50:49,015 --> 00:50:50,617
Her prosthetic foot.
962
00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:52,752
- No.
- Shut up.
963
00:50:52,852 --> 00:50:54,120
You know,
it was, uh, really
964
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,356
some very quick thinking
what you did with the train.
965
00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:58,558
And, uh, well, those cops,
966
00:50:58,658 --> 00:50:59,659
yeah, they bought it.
967
00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:01,161
Take off your left boot.
968
00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:03,830
That is wildly inappropriate
to ask her to do...
969
00:51:19,045 --> 00:51:21,514
Oh. Oh, wow.
970
00:51:21,981 --> 00:51:23,817
Oh, gosh.
I'm so sorry.
971
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:25,018
This is...
972
00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,686
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
973
00:51:26,786 --> 00:51:27,687
No, dude, I'm sorry--
974
00:51:27,787 --> 00:51:30,357
How very dare you.
975
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:34,194
I come here to meet
my long-lost family
976
00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:35,729
at the wake
977
00:51:35,829 --> 00:51:37,931
of the mother I never knew.
978
00:51:38,531 --> 00:51:40,500
And how do you welcome me?
979
00:51:41,801 --> 00:51:44,871
You force me
980
00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:49,275
to bare my disability to you.
981
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:52,112
Are you happy now?
982
00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:54,914
- No.
- Or is there
983
00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:58,885
more humiliation
in store?
984
00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,361
Uh...
985
00:52:09,029 --> 00:52:10,230
hold on.
986
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,876
Oh!
987
00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:35,055
Ew!
988
00:52:35,155 --> 00:52:36,923
Oh, my God,
that's so gross.
989
00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:39,526
- No.
- Holy butt-munching shit!
990
00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:41,961
- Hamber?
- Hamber!
991
00:52:42,062 --> 00:52:44,831
The art reveals
the artist.
992
00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:46,666
The spangles. Yikes.
993
00:52:46,766 --> 00:52:48,935
You know, I'm-I'm
gonna call the cops.
994
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,071
I, I did everything right.
995
00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:54,140
Everything Mom asked.
It all should have been mine.
996
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,408
Hi. Yeah.
997
00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:57,143
I'd like to report a crime.
998
00:52:58,945 --> 00:53:00,280
God, that was quick.
- Yeah.
999
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,648
I'm sorry
to barge in like this.
1000
00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:04,317
We just fingerprinted
the corpse's body.
1001
00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:06,386
That wasn't your sister, Amber,
down on those tracks.
1002
00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:08,755
- It was--
- Oh, we know, Felicity Price.
1003
00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:12,158
Wait, so that means...
Uh, did one of you...
1004
00:53:12,258 --> 00:53:13,393
- She did it.
- It was her.
1005
00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,228
- Uh, she did it.
- Oh!
1006
00:53:18,631 --> 00:53:20,100
- Which one is this?
- Amber.
1007
00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:23,003
Does that mean we all have
different fingerprints?
1008
00:53:23,103 --> 00:53:25,939
Of course.
You're twins, not clones.
1009
00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:28,174
Oh, my God. Yeah.
1010
00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,776
Oui, merde.
1011
00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,518
I wish I'd have gotten
to know her, you know?
1012
00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:41,988
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
1013
00:53:43,289 --> 00:53:45,325
So, uh, who gets
all the money now?
1014
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:47,761
Well, Felicity had
no surviving family,
1015
00:53:47,861 --> 00:53:50,096
so all the "Kid Cop" money
comes to us.
1016
00:53:50,196 --> 00:53:51,798
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
1017
00:53:51,898 --> 00:53:52,866
- Whoa.
- Mm.
1018
00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:55,535
So, enough to buy the orchard
off the old man, huh?
1019
00:53:55,635 --> 00:53:57,771
Well, two orchards.
Thanks to you.
1020
00:53:57,871 --> 00:53:59,139
Me? No.
1021
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,574
Uh, come on,
I just asked a few questions.
1022
00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:05,612
Why don't you, um,
come in on it with me?
1023
00:54:06,546 --> 00:54:07,881
We make a good team
1024
00:54:07,981 --> 00:54:09,883
and if nothing else,
it'll give you time
1025
00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:11,751
to figure out your dream.
1026
00:54:11,851 --> 00:54:12,952
Uh...
1027
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,088
Yeah. I don't know. Uh...
1028
00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:18,191
Well, maybe I could use
a little settling down.
1029
00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,360
Form a little
human connection and,
1030
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:22,162
oh, maybe get to know
the name of a few apples.
1031
00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:23,496
Don't set your bar too high.
1032
00:54:23,596 --> 00:54:25,498
Nah, I mean, you're right.
1033
00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:27,600
Shit. Like, what am I even
running from, right?
1034
00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:33,306
Oh, right.
1035
00:54:36,743 --> 00:54:40,180
♪ Someday Mother will die
and I'll get the money ♪
1036
00:54:41,247 --> 00:54:46,686
♪ Mom leans down and says,
"My sentiments exactly" ♪
1037
00:54:48,555 --> 00:54:50,357
♪ You son of a bitch ♪
1038
00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,025
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1039
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,760
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1040
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,428
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1041
00:54:55,528 --> 00:54:57,063
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1042
00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:59,199
♪ And I am a snake head ♪
1043
00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:03,703
♪ Eating the head
on the opposite side ♪
1044
00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:05,438
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1045
00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:07,107
♪ Manonam ♪
1046
00:55:07,207 --> 00:55:08,875
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1047
00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:11,578
♪ Manonam ♪
1048
00:55:11,678 --> 00:55:18,284
♪ See that bulletproof dress
hanging from the clothesline ♪
1049
00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:24,024
♪ See the medical chart
with the random zig-zag ♪
1050
00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:26,793
♪ Now I'll help it decide ♪
1051
00:55:26,893 --> 00:55:28,428
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1052
00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:30,063
♪ Manonam ♪
1053
00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:31,898
♪ I palindrome I ♪
1054
00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,466
♪ Manonam ♪
1055
00:55:33,566 --> 00:55:35,935
♪ I palindrome I ♪
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