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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:35,359 In Hamburg, the population is preparing for massive flooding. 2 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:40,039 Similar situations in Great Britain, Greece and in Russia. 3 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:44,840 An anticyclone approaching the Azores archipelago on the Atlantic. 4 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,759 Low pressure systems and high-altitude cold air pockets... 5 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,759 To my two sons 6 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:57,759 A local phenomenon, yet weather is unstable everywhere. 7 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,320 Artic temperatures in Peru... 8 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,760 Hi, Didier. 9 00:01:57,079 --> 00:01:59,599 - What's he doing? - Get lost! 10 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:01,799 We said move it! 11 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,919 On the rag again, Lecurse? 12 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,520 Love you, I'm on my way. 13 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,479 I promise I'll tell them. 14 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:20,800 Well? 15 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,759 I came to tell you... 16 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,000 Yes? 17 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:35,439 Antoine! 18 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,479 Water, please. 19 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:39,080 I can't get it up. 20 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:42,120 Laetitia, I didn't see you. 21 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:43,759 - Hi, Boss. - One sec. 22 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:48,000 What's this I hear? Matthieu's agent said he never got the contracts. 23 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,919 Did you send them? 24 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,879 Get on it! Now! I want a delivery boy. 25 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:55,639 Sorry, doc. I'm paralyzed with fear. 26 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:59,599 I'm afraid to sleep with my wife. I invent migraines! 27 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,360 - I can't do cunni forever! - Excuse me? 28 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:03,400 Cunnilingus! 29 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,960 What's the deal, now you're eavesdropping? 30 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,840 I'm afraid she'll catch on. If she does, I'm dead. 31 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,120 We argue nonstop when we fuck, so if we don't... 32 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:19,000 It's all over. 33 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,159 Ivan Lenoire Illegitimate & Illicit 34 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:37,800 Coming! 35 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:43,680 Ivan Lenoire? 36 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:49,080 - Yes. - Fanny Galice, officer of justice. 37 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:52,639 Justice... I love justice. 38 00:03:53,159 --> 00:03:55,479 - Go on, men. - Take it all! 39 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:58,960 Suits me fine. 40 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:02,879 Here. That's done. 41 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,800 There you go. Make yourselves at home. 42 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:13,599 Dad? 43 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,160 When did you wash last? 44 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,279 Why bother? 45 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,680 Excuse me, Mrs. Lecomte. 46 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:49,519 I'll only be a minute. 47 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,480 Don't worry, just a bit of fever. 48 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,199 - Think your mom could babysit? - I can't ask another favor. 49 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,480 I know, but I had 3 massages and we're broke. 50 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,480 - Sorry. - Okay, I'll manage. 51 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,839 I'll let you go. 52 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,199 Love you. 53 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,720 Watch out! 54 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:12,000 Are you crazy? Look before you pull out! 55 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,199 You ride like that with a baby? 56 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:17,360 You guys think you own the road! Get rid of the bike! 57 00:05:19,199 --> 00:05:20,439 Get rid of the bike? 58 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,959 Okay, I'll get rid of the bike! 59 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,480 Look, I'm getting rid of it! Fuck! It's gone! 60 00:05:28,199 --> 00:05:30,360 Look, it's gone! Look! 61 00:05:33,879 --> 00:05:37,360 Stop. Stop it! Be quiet, shit! 62 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,519 - Camille? - The wedding? 63 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,480 - I'm leaving you. - Don't. 64 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,079 Can we back-pedal... Month end... 65 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,199 - End of world... - New cases... 66 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,720 Hundreds of elephants found dead... 67 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,079 Mister, what's going on? 68 00:06:53,399 --> 00:06:58,480 Message No. 4 is a little smiley blowing a kiss. 69 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,680 What's that mean? A peck on the cheek? I still love you? 70 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,959 It could be anything. I hate that smiley. 71 00:07:15,439 --> 00:07:17,240 Yes! Yes! 72 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,399 My man! 73 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,680 Hello, gentlemen. 74 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,120 Hello. Welcome. 75 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,879 - Thank you. - First off, there's a form to sign. 76 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:33,120 Here. 77 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,879 - A simple pact. - What kind of form? 78 00:07:37,399 --> 00:07:39,560 I'll answer your questions afterwards. 79 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,959 - Sorry for the inconvenience. - Thanks. 80 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,680 But I have no choice. 81 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:46,480 - Who needs a pen? - Me. 82 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:48,680 Did you have a nice trip? 83 00:07:49,519 --> 00:07:53,079 In my field, "pact" means "confidentiality clause." 84 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,120 Noncompliance means jail. 85 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,480 What happens here stays here. 86 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,879 Who are you anyhow? Where's the coach? 87 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:06,480 For the record, next train is tomorrow evening. 88 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:10,399 - May I? - Help yourself. 89 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,360 - Thank you. - Can I borrow your back too? 90 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:15,480 I hope it's not a sect. 91 00:08:17,199 --> 00:08:20,160 Here. Children can participate too? 92 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,959 - I thought it was men only. - Fuck you, I'm 18. 93 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:25,319 I think he answered you. 94 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,399 I'll take my pens back. 95 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,839 Perfect. We can go. 96 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,559 - Ma'am, are you parked far? - Sorry, I don't have a car. 97 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,200 I don't even drive. 98 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,919 So we're walking? Is it far? 99 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,159 - I hope you have raincoats. - The exit's back there. 100 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,120 MEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 101 00:08:50,759 --> 00:08:52,159 Only one horse? 102 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,360 Hey, kid. 103 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:02,759 Kid! 104 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,519 Wait a sec. Hang on. 105 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:09,960 Look, I'll give you 20 euros to carry my suitcase. 106 00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:12,399 Forty. 107 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:14,559 You drive a hard deal. 108 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,919 Here, you owe me ten. 109 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,480 And we walk behind like dumb slaves. 110 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:25,799 You said it. 111 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:27,399 - You noticed too? - Yeah. 112 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,279 - They said no phones. - I'm putting it away. 113 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,799 Hello, sweetheart. 114 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:39,919 Goddamn. 115 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:43,480 Hello, sweetheart. First day in the woods. 116 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:47,000 The adventure is starting. I already feel like a new man. 117 00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:50,799 Call me back whenever you like, I'm free. 118 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:53,240 Otherwise, I'll call you. Love you. 119 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,600 Love? 120 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,480 - Can I bum a cig? - Sorry, I stopped smoking. 121 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,399 You've got a cigarette in your mouth. 122 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,000 Reminds me of my scout days. Summer camp. 123 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:19,720 - Not in the water! - I don't want wet shoes. 124 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:21,799 Shit! 125 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,840 No way, shit. 126 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,080 What do you think? 127 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:33,000 Can you just throw 15 years as a couple out the window? 128 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,080 I'm the wrong person to ask. 129 00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:40,200 It smells nice here. 130 00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:43,080 What do you call "not far"? 131 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:45,480 We've come halfway. 132 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,399 Halfway? You're joking, right? 133 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,600 It's been two hours. You have a horse! 134 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:55,799 I came here to relax, not die. I'm out of here! 135 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,159 You'll never find the way. 136 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,200 Goodbye, losers. 137 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:09,960 We can't leave him alone, he'll get lost. He's old. 138 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,759 He'll be back in exactly five seconds. 139 00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:21,120 Fucking hell! There's a wolf! I saw a wolf! 140 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,679 - A wolf's coming! - A wolf? 141 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:26,919 - It was right there. - Cool. 142 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,639 Careful, this is their turf. 143 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,840 Stay in a group and they won't attack. 144 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,240 Maybe there's a pack. Hey scout... 145 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,879 Get behind, your backpack will protect you. 146 00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:42,879 No problem... I'll bring up the rear. 147 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,000 - Yeah, that's it. - Good luck. 148 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,159 It came right out in the open. 149 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,360 It stared me in the eye. 150 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,279 - Did it charge? - No, it crossed the path. 151 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,320 Fuck. It crossed the path. 152 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,000 Hot, cold, hot, cold... 153 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,759 We'll catch our death. 154 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,360 Excuse me! Is the coach waiting for us? 155 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,159 Coach, doctor, shrink... 156 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,960 - I'm Coach Omega. - What? 157 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,720 Pleased to meet you. 158 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,559 You should see your faces. 159 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,600 I myself don't mind... 160 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,480 but others might. 161 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:28,840 That's true. 162 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,240 You don't talk the same way to a man. 163 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,240 I don't get it, did I miss something? 164 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,360 Omega is a woman. 165 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,559 I signed up for a men only workshop. 166 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:46,120 I don't need a chick giving me orders, I've got my mom. 167 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,240 Who'd have come if you'd known? 168 00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:53,440 8One. 169 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,000 Two. 170 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:56,759 And a half? 171 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,799 2.5 out of 7. 172 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,360 That's right. 173 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,799 Come on, let's step up the pace. 174 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:09,639 Step up the pace... No cowgirl will order me around. 175 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,480 I'll damn well walk at my own speed. 176 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,799 I don't mind 177 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,679 but it could've been more explicit. 178 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,639 A contract should be upheld. 179 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,600 Article 121 of the Consumer Code. 180 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,080 What the hell? 181 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,840 - I told you. I told you! - We need to step up the pace. 182 00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:34,679 Go have fun. 183 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,039 THEY'RE HAPPY 184 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,080 Here you are! 185 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:42,919 "They're happy"? 186 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,679 Oh, I get it. 187 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,879 - Stupid play on words. - Here we are. 188 00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:50,000 There's nothing. 189 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:53,840 - "Nothing"? Let the word resonate. - Nothing. 190 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,720 Nothing. 191 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,159 - Nothing. - Nothing. 192 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,080 - The air's pure. - Follow me. 193 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,919 A slum and a trash dump. 194 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,080 The rooster looks like my neighbor Robert! 195 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:11,600 You have trees. Nature all around. 196 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:15,559 - And plenty of recycling material. - Only one tent? 197 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:17,519 Hey, I'm hungry. 198 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,919 First you build a campsite, then you eat. 199 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,360 We're been walking for five hours! We're starving. 200 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,519 - Trust me. - Oh shit! This is inhuman. 201 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:33,039 Be creative, inventive and use anything you find. 202 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,440 - Let's go. - Come on, men. 203 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,240 It's empty. 204 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:40,840 Terribly empty. Frighteningly empty. 205 00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:41,879 There's no signal. 206 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:43,559 Hang on. 207 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,559 Please. 208 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,879 - Tell me there's WiFi. - I'm sorry, this is a black zone. 209 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,720 - No way. - What? 210 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,840 - I have a law firm. - I have to call my wife. 211 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,159 Please, gentlemen, a bit of humility. 212 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:06,080 I promise, the world will turn without you. 213 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:10,200 It's only four days. Everything's going to be fine. 214 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:11,879 You're right. 215 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,240 No electricity either? 216 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,639 To reconnect you must disconnect. 217 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,759 No problem, I'm already there. 218 00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:25,000 It's the principle of the workshop. Why not play along? 219 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,440 C'mon, let's be positive. 220 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:32,440 Isn't it nice here? The air's pure, we're together. 221 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:34,600 Put the cow away, it can't stay there! 222 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,240 Where's the toilet? 223 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,120 - Anywhere in the nature. - No dry toilets? 224 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,039 Dry toilets? No. But you can build some. 225 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,440 - I'll help you. - Let's go. 226 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,559 Place two poles vertically. 227 00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,919 - I'll tie them. - Hold on tight. 228 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,679 - Too high. - Three men hold, one ties. 229 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:57,720 Like a hut. 230 00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,679 Lay them on the ground. 231 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,600 He's right, lay them down. 232 00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:05,840 - Like this. - Why are you the boss? 233 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,840 It's not to sit on. 234 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:13,879 - Drop it. - You got it? 235 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:24,840 - Two beds on either side. - Don't wear yourself out. 236 00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:26,799 Maybe a chamber pot? 237 00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:29,639 No smoking in the yurt. 238 00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:35,120 - It's not kindling wood, it's a base. - A base for what? 239 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,159 Look. 240 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,399 A fire table, a BBQ. 241 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,320 You're making a wooden BBQ? 242 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,600 That's a great idea. Just great... 243 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,039 Not bad, guys. 244 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,799 - Not bad at all. - Can we sit? 245 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:50,919 Not yet! 246 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,039 Are you crazy? 247 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,440 Oh fuck! I cut myself! No, I'm fine. 248 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,879 Oh shit, yes I did! 249 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,359 You okay? 250 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:13,680 Dining room. 251 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200 China closet. 252 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,920 Fire table. 253 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:41,880 My last cigarettes! 254 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,240 There we go. 255 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,759 A nice sink. 256 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,559 Gentlemen, we should be proud. 257 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,839 God created the world in seven days. We only needed hours. 258 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,759 Who'd have thought? 259 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:04,640 What's for lunch? 260 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,079 There's a permaculture vegetable patch. 261 00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:10,720 The plants protect each other without pesticides. 262 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,799 Fruit trees, wild berries and 1,500 hectares of forest. 263 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,839 I'll take a look. 264 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,079 Go on. Go on, Michel. 265 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,319 - I'm Antoine. - Oh sorry, Antoine. 266 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,200 A potato. 267 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,799 You're bleeding again? 268 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,440 I'm hungry. 269 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,240 We'll make an omelet. 270 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:42,960 A Spanish omelet. 271 00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:45,440 With handpicked potatoes. 272 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,319 - Excuse me. - No problem. 273 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:57,359 I need a drink. Wine, beer, rubbing alcohol... anything. 274 00:18:59,039 --> 00:18:59,960 Oh shit! 275 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:06,079 Gentlemen, don't move or make any noise. We have a visitor. 276 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,240 - A snake. - Yeah, I saw. 277 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,279 - There. - Oh shit. 278 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,440 I asked it to leave. 279 00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:21,519 What d'you mean? 280 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,400 - I talk to animals. - Aren't you a psychiatrist? 281 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,039 Since when do shrinks talk to animals? 282 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,440 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die. 283 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,000 I need a drink or I'll die! 284 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,480 Ivan, we all have natural antidepressants. 285 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:43,680 When you're scared, you breathe to calm down. 286 00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:48,160 It's exactly the same for withdrawal. 287 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,880 Inhale. 288 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,920 Exhale. That's it. 289 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,440 - What's she giving him? - Herb tea, probably. 290 00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:00,759 I'll be right back. 291 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,799 Snakes and she splits? 292 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,599 They could come back any time! 293 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,799 She's off to a homeowners' meeting with the wolves. 294 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:21,400 - Sorry. - No problem. 295 00:20:30,759 --> 00:20:32,279 So we just wait for her. 296 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:34,440 I see. 297 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,880 What... 298 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,839 It's Belphegor. 299 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,400 Belphegor. 300 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,440 It's Carnival time in the backwoods. 301 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Jesus. 302 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,039 To be perfectly honest, you scared me. 303 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,599 - Yeah, me too. - You too? 304 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,279 Between the drums... 305 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,799 and the screams... 306 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,119 I was afraid you'd slit my throat. 307 00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:03,160 Gentlemen, your talking stick. 308 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:06,079 He who holds it speaks. 309 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,519 I want you to share why you're here in one sentence. 310 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,079 Hippolyte. 311 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:19,200 Okay, fine. For me, it'll be quick. 312 00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:23,000 My daughter tricked me into coming. 313 00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:25,160 So... 314 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,960 I don't like those hands all over me. 315 00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:38,920 We'd be accused of sexual harassment. 316 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,519 So, no idea why I'm here and I want to hit the sack. 317 00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:45,640 Your turn. 318 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,720 Easy does it, Ivan. 319 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,039 You all know why I'm here. Next. 320 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,880 - My name is Fire Man and I'm here... - What? 321 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,440 Fire Man... Fire Man. 322 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:04,960 You serious? 323 00:23:05,559 --> 00:23:07,200 What's your nickname, Pierre, Paul? 324 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:08,960 - No stick, no talk. - Sorry. 325 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,599 The ritual is sacred. 326 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,599 A nightingale. 327 00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:16,400 - He agrees with me. - Of course. 328 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,359 Why are you here, Fire Man? 329 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,519 It was this... 330 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,920 or a shrink. 331 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,640 My name is Antoine. 332 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,839 - My husband wants to leave me. - Your husband? 333 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,240 "Men only" means... 334 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,480 Fire, who has the stick? 335 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,440 I'm done. 336 00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:45,440 Thanks. 337 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,000 My name is Noé. 338 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,799 And I think 339 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,279 I'm here to... 340 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:00,599 channel my energy. 341 00:24:01,799 --> 00:24:03,759 That's great. Bravo. 342 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,559 Thank you, Noé. 343 00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:16,799 I'm Romain and this is not for me. 344 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:22,519 I can't do this. I thought it was about personal development 345 00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:25,599 and we're here playing drums... 346 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:27,519 I... 347 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,240 I'm afraid. I'm afraid of... 348 00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:33,839 I don't like grass or the nature. 349 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,799 I'm afraid of snakes and wolves. 350 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,880 Thank you. What's your story, Michel? 351 00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:50,000 I don't have one. 352 00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:56,160 - We all have a story. - Not me. 353 00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,880 You're courageous. 354 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,440 You're all very courageous. 355 00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:11,680 You're here because you're unhappy, like most of us, 356 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,680 but you want to change. 357 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,759 Tonight, we peeled the first layer of the onion. 358 00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:26,720 Congratulations. 359 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,440 What's that? You mean we could've come by car? 360 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,519 Where you going? 361 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,279 Who's that? 362 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,240 Yourgos, my man. He's an angel. 363 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,839 Tomorrow morning, washed, dressed and wide awake at 6 am. 364 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,279 - 6 am? - No way! 365 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,400 Don't forget the dishes! Just kidding. 366 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,480 Right, show off. In our faces. 367 00:25:57,319 --> 00:25:58,680 Wait. 368 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,440 At three, we run back to camp. 369 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,720 We stay in a group. 370 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,759 One, two, three! 371 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,799 Go, go, go! In a group, I'll bring up the rear! 372 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,279 This is your fault! 373 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,599 You were rude so she called the wolves. 374 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,319 - It's your fault. - Calm down, kids. 375 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,240 She talks to animals, my ass. 376 00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:23,640 - I don't talk to babies. - I'm no baby. 377 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,000 - Hey, stop. - No more talk about her. 378 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,279 - Is the door shut? - Quiet, please. 379 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,559 I'll check. 380 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,839 Unless they know the code, we're safe. 381 00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:40,720 Anyone have a water flask? 382 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,400 Here. 383 00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:45,720 I was going to piss outside, but not now. 384 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:46,880 Piss in my flask? 385 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,359 - I'll rinse it out. - No way, that's gross! 386 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,559 - It's bacteria free. - I'm not drinking your piss! 387 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,319 Pass it over when you're done. I'm not going outside. 388 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,640 - Me too. - So my flask is the john. 389 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,799 - Time to switch off the lights. - No, don't. 390 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,920 At least one. Oh, fuck. 391 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,480 What's that? 392 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,960 Silence! 393 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,680 Shut the fuck up! 394 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,599 - Moron. - I don't believe it. 395 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,680 - What was it? - Bunch of wackos. 396 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,440 Button it, Robert. 397 00:28:04,759 --> 00:28:09,119 Please meet my two dogs, Yuki & Miki. They came to lend a hand. 398 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,920 - We said up and ready at 6 am. - Shit! 399 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,920 Get lost, dog. 400 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:18,079 I'm glad to see you're motivated. 401 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,799 Sorry, ouch! Sorry, Coach. 402 00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:23,680 - Fucking hell! - My abs are killing me. 403 00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:25,960 - In the shower! - I can't move. 404 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,920 - Yes, you can move. - No, I can't. 405 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,039 Sore muscles remind you that you have a body. 406 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,119 Don't make me laugh. 407 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:42,640 - I'm dying. - Hang on a sec, you! 408 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,160 He sleeps outside tonight. You got nasty digestive issues. 409 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:48,279 And your tennies stink. 410 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,759 - It's cause of you we didn't sleep. - Me? 411 00:28:50,839 --> 00:28:53,119 - Your gadget. - You know what this is? 412 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,359 It's for sleep apnea, dummy. I could die without it. 413 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,200 I couldn't sleep cause of Michel and Hippolyte. 414 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,079 You guys sound like 747s. All night long. 415 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,240 Knock it off. Michel, maybe. 416 00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,839 - I don't snore. - You don't snore? 417 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,880 - Yes, Hippolyte, you do. - You snore. 418 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,119 A little noise like this... 419 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,759 That's exactly it. 420 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,920 And at the end it's like... 421 00:29:25,559 --> 00:29:27,640 That's it. That's exactly it. 422 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,519 I slept with my wife for 40 years. She'd have told me. 423 00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:34,720 - We didn't last one night. - She takes sleeping pills. 424 00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:36,279 - No. - Earplugs. 425 00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:40,160 She wore earplugs for the garbage truck at 5 am. 426 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,400 The garbage truck is in your nose. 427 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,319 Don't make me laugh. 428 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,640 Your wife must love you. 429 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,279 I don't have one. She died. 430 00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:57,680 Anyone offers condolences, I'll slug his face. 431 00:29:57,759 --> 00:29:58,680 Got it? 432 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,920 My condolences, Hippolyte. 433 00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:07,839 A tiny "plop"! 434 00:30:09,319 --> 00:30:10,279 Let's go. 435 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,880 Too old. 436 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,359 Excused. 437 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:14,920 I hear you. 438 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,920 What's he doing? 439 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,960 - Hey, get lost! - Skinny-dipping are we? Good idea. 440 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:36,000 Anyone got the time? 441 00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:38,400 It's a perfect time to die. 442 00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:40,519 Here we go. 443 00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:44,119 I'm King of the World! 444 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,880 I'm gonna puke first. It'll be cleaner. 445 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,680 - He won't jump. - It's alright. 446 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,759 No problem. 447 00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:55,359 - I'm gonna go. - Good, Elliot. 448 00:30:56,039 --> 00:30:58,039 - Okay, I'm going. - Go on. 449 00:30:58,119 --> 00:30:59,279 I am. I'm going. 450 00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:07,279 - He's not going. - Who's the baby? 451 00:31:07,359 --> 00:31:09,519 - Did you jump? - No, not yet. 452 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:12,559 - We're waiting. - I hate insects but I love water. 453 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,759 Go, Romain! 454 00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:17,559 - Jump far from the edge. - Naturally. 455 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,880 - Go on. - I am. 456 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,400 - I'm watching. - Okay. 457 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,880 - Fantastic. - I'm going dressed. I'll dry in the sun. 458 00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:31,279 - Want me to count to three? - No, thanks. 459 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,559 My heart's palpitating! 460 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,759 - It's done it all morning. - I... 461 00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:43,359 - My mouth is dry and I can't breathe. - Michel, listen. 462 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,319 - You're afraid. - Yes, I'm afraid. 463 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,160 80% of our fears are nothing. 464 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,039 They're creations of our imaginations and minds. 465 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,920 Look your fear in the eye... 466 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,039 Holy shit. 467 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:02,640 Bravo, Michel! 468 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,079 Give him a round of applause. 469 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,920 Good job, Michel! 470 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,039 Water's great! 471 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,440 Come on! 472 00:32:11,559 --> 00:32:13,839 You show off, but no one's jumping. 473 00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:18,480 Michel had nothing to lose. 474 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,960 You all have strong survival instincts. 475 00:32:22,519 --> 00:32:23,640 That's good news. 476 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,920 And maybe Michel is happier to be alive. 477 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,440 It's fabulous. 478 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,240 Playtime with earthworms! 479 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,279 Hold your horses, what earthworms? 480 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,279 There we go. 481 00:32:42,079 --> 00:32:43,200 You're magnificent. 482 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,920 - So are you. - Thank you. 483 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:50,240 - Upon your lovely words, goodbye. - No, you can't leave! 484 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,039 Hey, if I knew you were leaving, I'd have said no! 485 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,799 Vultures, they attack the eyes. 486 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,720 - What? - Don't you know? 487 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:03,119 - This is a criminal act! - We're helpless. 488 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,720 - There're insects! - Breathe deeply. 489 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,119 - We're stuck in the dirt. - Help, there's a wasp. 490 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,799 Little beasts don't eat big ones. 491 00:33:18,119 --> 00:33:20,319 - I'm thirsty. - Fuck. 492 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,160 - I need to pee. - Me too. 493 00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:25,079 - I've peed for hours. - That's it. 494 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,880 - I'm pissing. - Me too. 495 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:31,559 I'm empty. 496 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,759 Where did we go wrong to end up here? 497 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,240 I'm gonna have a stroke. 498 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,680 I'm fainting. 499 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:51,319 I'm such an idiot. What am I doing here? 500 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,559 The site clearly stated that the principle... 501 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,559 I let myself be buried alive by a psychopath! 502 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,000 And I paid for it. I don't believe it. 503 00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:04,599 She's not a psychopath, she's creative. 504 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,679 In the USA, there're 300 cases a year of castration. 505 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,480 Some broad cut her guy's dick off and flushed it down the toilet. 506 00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:18,280 But he called the water company and they brought it back. 507 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,719 He got it sewn back on. True story. 508 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:23,559 You can get it sewn back on! 509 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:27,960 - Why bring that up? - It's my nighttime phobia. 510 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,960 I can't feel it anymore. 511 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,000 You know what, guys? 512 00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:40,800 You know what we're doing? Creating memories. 513 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,000 Fabulous memories. 514 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,280 For the first time, I feel like I'm with family. 515 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:47,719 No, Michel. 516 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,320 This won't make nice memories. 517 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,519 It's better than state custody. 518 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,639 You never had a foster home? 519 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:59,239 Sure, but never longer than one week. 520 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:01,239 I scared them. 521 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,440 I get anxiety attacks. 522 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,880 It makes people uncomfortable... 523 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,599 so they didn't keep me. 524 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,480 I've always been alone. 525 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,119 You must have friends? 526 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:15,519 No. 527 00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:21,880 Colleagues? What about colleagues? 528 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,360 We say hello and goodbye. Sometimes not even. 529 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,880 But here, I feel good. 530 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,480 With you all, in the nature. 531 00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:35,000 It's funny, I'm always underground and it feels awful. 532 00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:36,199 And here, it's great. 533 00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:39,679 Think she'll come back? 534 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,239 I think she's hiding in the rocks, spying on us, 535 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,000 waiting for us to break down. 536 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,199 - She's screwed because we won't. - Cause we're men! 537 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,039 - What's the link? - Won't break down... 538 00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:54,719 To the end! Right, guys? 539 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,760 Don't think of David Bowie as Major Celliers. 540 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,159 Shut the fuck up, would you? 541 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800 I felt good but not anymore. 542 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,400 Why didn't you tell me I snored? 543 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,440 - Why didn't you... - Don't think of David Bowie... 544 00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:10,800 Don't think of Bowie... 545 00:36:11,519 --> 00:36:13,440 - Shut up! - How's the film end? 546 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,440 David Bowie dies! 3rd degree burns! 547 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,679 I'm thirsty! 548 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,840 Coach is coming. 549 00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:28,639 She's here. 550 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,000 - Get me out. - We're here! We didn't move! 551 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,199 Water... I'm thirsty. 552 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:44,800 Go, my friend. Go live your life. 553 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,599 Unearth us! 554 00:37:07,199 --> 00:37:09,719 I can't do this. I'll be back. 555 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,480 Was humiliation the goal? 556 00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:18,679 - You guys feel better? - Worse than ever. 557 00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:22,480 - No, not at all. - I want to be home, in my own bed. 558 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,480 I'm fed up. 559 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,280 Are you married? 560 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,119 Not married, but I've been in a relationship for a few years. 561 00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,800 We have a child. 562 00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:41,800 What about you, do you date? 563 00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:45,519 A while back... 564 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,480 I missed the last metro. I was at a concert that ended... 565 00:37:51,559 --> 00:37:52,519 kind of late. 566 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,719 I was in the red light district. 567 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,119 So, uh... I saw a pretty woman with red hair. 568 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:01,559 So I thought... 569 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,920 why not try? 570 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,440 - Yeah, sure. - So... 571 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,280 I paid her. 572 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,719 That in itself was... awkward. 573 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,880 Then... 574 00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:18,760 after I paid her, I thought she'd take me somewhere warm. 575 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,920 Someplace cozy. But... 576 00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:25,400 she said, "No, it's right here. 577 00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:27,360 "Right here... 578 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,119 "on the sidewalk." 579 00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:32,280 So... 580 00:38:33,559 --> 00:38:34,800 I didn't... 581 00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:39,119 I didn't really like it so I wanted to stop. 582 00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:41,480 But since I'd paid... 583 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,800 she kind of forced me. 584 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,599 And that was... 585 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,320 my only sexual relation. 586 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,360 It wasn't at all like I imagined. 587 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,360 Did you know that hugs are good for your health? 588 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,480 No. 589 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:15,679 When you give someone a hug, 590 00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:19,800 it releases a hormone called oxytocin. 591 00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:24,039 - Oxyto... - Oxytocin. The happy hormone. 592 00:39:24,119 --> 00:39:25,880 Not easy to say. 593 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,480 Say "happy hormone." Sappy homer... 594 00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:30,280 Happy hormone. 595 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,920 It calms stress and gives you a sensation of well-being. 596 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,559 It's great for the immune system too. 597 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:43,519 You should do it five times a day. Five fruits and veggies, and five hugs. 598 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:44,599 Not bad. 599 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,599 Want to try? 600 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,719 - Okay. - Come here. 601 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,199 We move closer. Like this... 602 00:39:54,199 --> 00:39:55,199 and you hug me. 603 00:39:58,039 --> 00:40:00,119 It has to last 20 seconds to work. 604 00:40:06,159 --> 00:40:08,599 - Easy does it. Easy, Michel. - Sorry. 605 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,039 Reminds me of scouts. 606 00:40:13,639 --> 00:40:17,039 Fond memories of hiking and making friends. 607 00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:20,920 - Really. - We'd sing around the campfire. 608 00:40:24,559 --> 00:40:27,159 That's good. Twenty seconds. 609 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:28,840 Why do you need to channel? 610 00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:38,880 - You can let me go now. - Okay. 611 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,760 I didn't know apples were juicy. 612 00:40:43,519 --> 00:40:48,000 - I never eat them, but they're not bad. - And I'm eating fucking seeds. 613 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,840 I want steak, veal and rack of lamb. We're not herbivores! 614 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,920 Go hunt. 615 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920 Go yourself. 616 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,280 - I'm trying to cut down on meat. - Me too. 617 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,440 I'm a vegan! 618 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,639 Don't you get it? 619 00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:07,519 - You got grandkids? - Yes. 620 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,199 Be happy some of us care about their future. 621 00:41:13,199 --> 00:41:14,519 Soup's ready. 622 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,920 Soup! 623 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,440 Where's he going? What's he doing? 624 00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:28,840 - Pretty birdie... - The rooster... 625 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,079 Come here, you. 626 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,239 - Hippolyte, you won't get far like that. - Wrong method. 627 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,719 - He's too old. - He's faster than you. 628 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,840 The creature's got spunk. 629 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,199 - Screwballs. - Look at his face. 630 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,599 - He'll never catch it. - Pretty birdie! 631 00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:53,760 - Let him be, keeps him busy. - He'll never catch it. 632 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,519 They taught us a method in scout camp... 633 00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:59,320 - Give me some seeds. - They're for us. 634 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:17,000 What're you doing? 635 00:42:18,639 --> 00:42:21,599 - It's against the law! - It's a household pet. 636 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:25,119 - Don't do it, Hippolyte! - It's Coach's rooster. 637 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,360 It's against the law! 638 00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:33,519 - You okay? - I can't take it. 639 00:42:33,599 --> 00:42:35,480 One plucks, another guts. 640 00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:37,360 - He killed it? - Don't thank me. 641 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,599 That was shameful. 642 00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:40,920 Did you kill Robert? Did he? 643 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,039 - I prefer when you smile. - They're widows, like you. Good job! 644 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,840 Calm down. 645 00:42:48,039 --> 00:42:49,039 He's whistling. 646 00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:54,519 I see why no one kept him. They adopt a kid and got a bird. 647 00:42:57,559 --> 00:42:59,199 Why'd you baptize it anyhow? 648 00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:08,079 You know what? You're a bitter, self-centered old fart. 649 00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:11,960 You've spoiled our stay from the start. Murderer! 650 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,920 Leave me alone. 651 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,320 - So that's an attack. - Stay with me. 652 00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:24,000 Poor guy. 653 00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:25,800 - You okay, Michel? - Just fine. 654 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,719 - It's over. - Did you see that? 655 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:37,880 With this diet, my bowel movements have never been so regular. 656 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,079 Lucky you, me it's the opposite. 657 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,519 I'll have a blueberry. 658 00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:48,320 - You okay? - I don't know, I feel... 659 00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:51,599 - Hang on. - Is he sick? 660 00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,920 - I'll give him a cardiac massage. - Who says it's his heart? 661 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,400 We're stuck here, can't even call 911. 662 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,480 You okay, kid? 663 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,079 I'll check his pulse. 664 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:06,400 I feel weird too. 665 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,639 - I feel funny too. - You sick? 666 00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,079 - I'm not okay. - What's wrong? 667 00:44:11,159 --> 00:44:12,840 I think I'm going to die. 668 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,719 I'm not okay. 669 00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:19,039 - It's Grandma. - Where? 670 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,599 - But she died two years ago. - I'm wondering about the herb tea. 671 00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:26,679 Kiddo, did you drink herb tea? 672 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,559 - Why does he say that? - Romain, did you drink some? 673 00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:33,639 Michel, what's in the soup? 674 00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:38,000 - Carrots, leeks, mushrooms... - What? 675 00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:40,400 Mushrooms are serious business. 676 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,360 - Some death caps look edible. - We're gonna die! 677 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,039 What'd you feed us? 678 00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:49,960 Gentlemen, we've eaten hallucinogens. 679 00:44:50,039 --> 00:44:52,719 - Holy shit. - I hear the grass growing. 680 00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:58,320 I'm in plant mode, a dandelion is growing out of my ear. 681 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,000 - You see? - It's parsley. 682 00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:04,239 - But I'm not panicking, don't panic. - I ate magic mushrooms. 683 00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:08,480 Can you hear that? 684 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:11,480 My heart's growing in my neck. 685 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,280 - You're so handsome. - Thank you. Lie down, guys. 686 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,679 It's hailing! You're nuts! 687 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,079 Seek shelter! 688 00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:22,039 We're gonna die! 689 00:45:23,079 --> 00:45:27,280 - Puke before it's too late. - My daughter made me smoke dope. 690 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,480 That stuff doesn't work on me. 691 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,400 I was hungry. 692 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,320 I didn't want to hurt you, Robert. 693 00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:40,519 Guys, we have to bury him. 694 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,119 I see his soul flying away. 695 00:45:51,599 --> 00:45:53,000 Tears are warm. 696 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,280 I'd forgotten. 697 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,480 I didn't cry a single one 698 00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:04,079 when my wife died. 699 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,639 I didn't even tell her I loved her. 700 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,079 I'm pathetic. 701 00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:13,679 - No. - Yes, I am. 702 00:46:14,599 --> 00:46:16,039 It's all pathetic. 703 00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,519 - We'll sing for our dead. - For Robert too. 704 00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:25,599 - For Robert. - And the others who've passed. 705 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,800 What do we sing? 706 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,000 So beautiful. 707 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,360 We didn't sleep much. First a funfair, then a snoring concerto 708 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,760 and everything else. 709 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,360 I have a headache. 710 00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:56,039 My stomach hurts. I've been blocked up since I got here. 711 00:47:56,119 --> 00:47:58,199 "Blocked." Let the word resonate. 712 00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,880 Blocked. 713 00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,599 Stop, it's not funny. 714 00:48:06,039 --> 00:48:07,599 It's like a rock inside me. 715 00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:10,400 - Hi. - Hi, Noé. 716 00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:16,039 No, I'm fine. 717 00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:18,599 Top form. 718 00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,000 Raring to go. 719 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,119 Stop it. 720 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,880 Noé, are you a singer? 721 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,800 - Not at all. - You got a helluva voice. 722 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,039 - Thanks, that's nice. - No, it's true. 723 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,039 Really? 724 00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:40,559 Even opera... I love opera. You should try. 725 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,079 You hear that? 726 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,199 - You got a voice. - I got a voice! 727 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,719 Sure I'm not bothering you? 728 00:48:58,199 --> 00:48:59,800 Some tea or cookies? 729 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,239 That would be great. 730 00:49:05,519 --> 00:49:06,440 Let's go. 731 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,760 She is truly... 732 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,039 She is truly exceptional! 733 00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:21,039 It's hot in here. 734 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:25,199 Imagine you're inside Mother Earth's womb. 735 00:49:25,639 --> 00:49:27,199 And she's talking to you. 736 00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:29,119 Listen to her. 737 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,400 Fuck, it's hot. 738 00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:39,880 I'm suffocating. 739 00:49:40,599 --> 00:49:44,519 It's like a microwave. Any second now it'll go "beep." 740 00:49:44,599 --> 00:49:46,800 That's it, we're cooked. 741 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,320 Like a... 742 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,039 chicken-pot-pie. 743 00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:52,480 Michel, you should take your jacket off. 744 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,599 Who cares about his jacket? We need rest. 745 00:49:56,679 --> 00:49:59,760 We need rest, a little rest. 746 00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:03,840 - I can't take anymore. - Express yourself, let it all out. 747 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,519 I am expressing myself! 748 00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:08,440 - Keep talking. - But I said everything. 749 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:10,599 - I'm tired. - I understand. 750 00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:12,920 - I need to get out. - It'll be okay. 751 00:50:13,519 --> 00:50:15,760 I still haven't found a solution... 752 00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:20,199 Shut him up, I can't take any more of his stomach problems. 753 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,519 - Cut the girlie crap. - What's your problem with girls? 754 00:50:24,599 --> 00:50:27,760 Girls are... they sit there... 755 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,199 they always have to... it's always complicated... 756 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,400 they talk... 757 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,559 - I don't get a word. - Me either. 758 00:50:34,639 --> 00:50:36,440 - Let him talk. - That idiot. 759 00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:38,480 - Go on. - I'm done. 760 00:50:39,199 --> 00:50:41,400 No, carry on. 761 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,840 You want to know? They never shut up. 762 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,440 Kind of like you. 763 00:50:46,159 --> 00:50:47,679 Seriously. 764 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,239 - Bravo, Fire. - Shut up! 765 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,360 - Stop, Elliot. - Wake up, dudes! 766 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,880 Shut your fucking face! 767 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,079 Shut your face! 768 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,559 - Noé, stop! - Shit, his nose is bleeding. 769 00:51:06,039 --> 00:51:07,239 Here, take this. 770 00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:09,760 Press down. 771 00:51:10,639 --> 00:51:11,760 You're bleeding. 772 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,800 Noé, look what you did. 773 00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:16,840 You okay? 774 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,239 You'll be okay. 775 00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:24,119 You're fine. 776 00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:25,639 Sorry, guys. 777 00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:27,559 Sorry. 778 00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:31,760 I like that better. That's good. 779 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,639 Let's be honest, we've all wanted to slug him once. 780 00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:37,559 Twice. 781 00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:40,039 After a while, it's legitimate defense. 782 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,039 You think it's easy? 783 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,480 You think it's easy for me to be 18 784 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,840 and look like I'm 13? 785 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,480 Every day at school 786 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,679 people tease me and insult me. 787 00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:54,920 And I can't do shit because... 788 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,360 I'm an adult in a kid's body and it'll never change. 789 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,119 No reason to insult women and gays. 790 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,679 - He's right. - It's a jungle out there. 791 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,559 It's precisely cause of jerks like you that I don't want to adopt. 792 00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:14,880 That's enough. 793 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,480 Want people to accept you? Then accept them! And yourself. 794 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,679 That was interesting, Antoine. 795 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,239 Accept others and accept yourself. 796 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,119 We'll slowly form the circle again. 797 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,840 - The kid's nose is bleeding. - I'm done being polite! 798 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,840 I'm fed up of your beatnik thing. My stomach hurts. 799 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,079 - I'm sick. - Go out. 800 00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:50,800 Water, water... 801 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,639 It's a shame, Antoine. But don't worry. 802 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,880 When one door closes, another opens. 803 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,239 - In the face sometimes. - A door opens? 804 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,719 - Forget it. - Lunch break. 805 00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:10,559 Then we move on to the next activity. 806 00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:13,360 You should try poetry. 807 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,079 Poetry? 808 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,360 - Does that work? - It sure does. 809 00:53:20,519 --> 00:53:22,079 Some friendly advice. 810 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,000 What are you doing? 811 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,679 It's a wish tree. 812 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,719 I'm making a wish. 813 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,559 Me too. 814 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,679 I saw you there. 815 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,280 You're right, you don't channel well. 816 00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:49,679 You're like me. 817 00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,760 - I'm an asshole like my dad. - An asshole? 818 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,960 I knew assholes in homes. You're not. 819 00:53:57,039 --> 00:53:59,639 Assholes like you would've changed my life. 820 00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:00,679 So stop it. 821 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,440 My mom's still with him. 822 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,679 He treats her so bad. 823 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,960 I'm afraid for her. 824 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,679 Then kidnap her. 825 00:54:15,159 --> 00:54:16,480 I'd like to. 826 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,400 But... 827 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,760 she'd rather die than leave her garden. 828 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,719 Noé... 829 00:54:30,519 --> 00:54:31,440 Come here. 830 00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:50,519 Well? 831 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,280 - Nothing? - No, nothing. 832 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,159 - Well? - A brick in my gut. 833 00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:56,480 It's living hell. 834 00:54:57,079 --> 00:54:59,719 - Not even a little turd? - Poor guy. 835 00:55:00,519 --> 00:55:02,000 Let's pick some tomatoes. 836 00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:04,679 Tomatoes are Feng Shui. 837 00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:06,880 C'mon, let's make a wish. 838 00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:15,880 Here, this is for your wish. 839 00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:19,239 I'm sorry. 840 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,960 Thanks, Noé. 841 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,360 It'll work, you'll see. 842 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,199 - Help me pick carrots? - No. 843 00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,880 She's got her apartment, her kids, 844 00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,800 the fathers of her kids who she adores, 845 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,239 her job, her sex toys... 846 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,119 What am I good for? 847 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,679 We men are good for nothing. 848 00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:10,440 - Everybody knows that. - I disagree. 849 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,800 I fell in love for the first time at 50. 850 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,079 That's all. It makes you stupid. 851 00:56:17,159 --> 00:56:19,679 - No, it doesn't. - Besides, as I grow older... 852 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,800 The machinery bugs. 853 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,599 - What? - Sometimes... 854 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,840 I go a teeny bit soft, out of the blue. 855 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,119 Suddenly it goes limp. 856 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:33,719 No big deal. 857 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,760 No big deal? I can guarantee you that usually... 858 00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:39,320 But nothing's like usual. 859 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,440 When I have a teeny little erection, I'm having a good day. 860 00:56:43,519 --> 00:56:46,039 - Ditto! - What d'you mean "ditto"? 861 00:56:46,119 --> 00:56:48,440 - Join the club. - You too? 862 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,480 You're only thirty. 863 00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,159 - Maybe it's andropause. - Andro... 864 00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,039 - Andropause. - What's that? 865 00:56:56,119 --> 00:56:57,519 Man-o-pause! 866 00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:01,719 It's hormonal, a drop in testosterone. 867 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,159 - I have that? - Maybe. 868 00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,639 - Maybe yes, maybe no. - First sign, erection difficulties. 869 00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,880 It's not a big problem. 870 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,679 - A little problem nonetheless. - Like everyone. 871 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,239 Lower libido? 872 00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:17,000 - Yeah, a little. - Mood swings? 873 00:57:17,079 --> 00:57:18,599 What about... 874 00:57:19,559 --> 00:57:22,360 Yep, the external oblique is coming out. 875 00:57:22,679 --> 00:57:26,400 - Little love handles. - I work out but it won't go away. 876 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,559 He's got nothing. 877 00:57:27,639 --> 00:57:29,960 I didn't have menopause, I have old age. 878 00:57:30,039 --> 00:57:33,079 - That's worse. - Menopause is for women. 879 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,079 - Get a hormonal checkup. - I'm losing my hair too, everything. 880 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:41,000 - Get a checkup. - Why didn't my doctor tell me? 881 00:57:41,599 --> 00:57:44,079 It's kind of a taboo subject. 882 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,320 As soon as we're done here, I'm getting a checkup. 883 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,760 - Get your checkup, but take my advice... - What? 884 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,239 Stop trying to control things. 885 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,920 Your life and your wife's. Trust an old fart, it feels good. 886 00:57:58,679 --> 00:58:00,000 Let go. 887 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,639 I'm letting go! Let go... 888 00:58:04,719 --> 00:58:08,679 I'm everywhere! I'm the air and the wind. 889 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:12,519 - Find the tiger inside you! - What the fuck? 890 00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:14,920 - Find it! - Hey, this is grub time. 891 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,199 Gentle gazelle. 892 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,880 - We're wiped out. - I'm the snake. 893 00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:21,800 What's this activity? 894 00:58:22,719 --> 00:58:24,920 We're in for an hour of drums. 895 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,400 Hey, she ate the soup. 896 00:58:29,559 --> 00:58:32,000 - All of it. - One bowl did me in. 897 00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:37,000 - Mushrooms are nature. - You saw what nature did to us. 898 00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:38,079 She's connected. 899 00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:42,119 She's biting me! Stop it! 900 00:58:43,719 --> 00:58:44,760 Catch her! 901 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,320 - Make a circle around her! - Coach! 902 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,519 - Easy does it. - Keep an equal distance. 903 00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:54,679 I love you. 904 00:58:55,639 --> 00:58:56,679 I love you all. 905 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,440 I feel you without your skyscrapers and roads. 906 00:58:59,519 --> 00:59:02,039 The poison is suffocating me! 907 00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:04,639 I'm going to die. I can't breathe. 908 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,719 - This has to stop. - It's okay, it's all over. 909 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,159 - Would you like to sit? - My love. 910 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,400 You've changed. You said goodbye and the light came back. 911 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,639 - Know who you are? - No. 912 00:59:38,719 --> 00:59:39,840 - No? - Yes. 913 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,840 Yes. 914 00:59:41,239 --> 00:59:42,320 No. 915 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,880 Yes. 916 00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:49,280 Hurry to slow down. 917 00:59:50,239 --> 00:59:51,239 Or else... 918 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,159 I'm so happy. 919 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,320 I'm so happy. 920 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,599 So happy. 921 01:00:09,679 --> 01:00:12,000 Hurry to slow down, okay? 922 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,239 It's getting late, don't you think? 923 01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:19,199 It's time to go back, Coach. 924 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,159 - Sweetheart? - It's Cournos. 925 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,239 You crazy? Another workshop in September? 926 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,840 - Sweetheart. - Excuse me one sec. 927 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,519 What's in September? New York. 928 01:00:36,679 --> 01:00:38,119 New York. 929 01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:40,039 It's been two years. 930 01:00:40,519 --> 01:00:44,079 We wait around while madam gives workshops. 931 01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:47,280 I need a break too. Home schooling all day... 932 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,440 Garden, clean, cook, dig holes and never a word of thanks! 933 01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:56,119 Digging holes is a fucking pain. I hate the nature! 934 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,559 Grass, trees, birds... I hate it all. 935 01:00:59,639 --> 01:01:01,280 Birds chirping! 936 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:05,360 I want buildings, traffic, cars honking, pollution! 937 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,559 I want neon lights. 938 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,199 I want to eat with silverware. 939 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,519 But everything's for your men. 940 01:01:13,239 --> 01:01:14,519 Your men... 941 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,480 But now you'll take care of your kids. 942 01:01:17,559 --> 01:01:20,519 Remember, you have kids? Cause I'm out of here. 943 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:21,920 Come on. 944 01:01:27,119 --> 01:01:29,000 - You should go. - Sure? 945 01:01:29,079 --> 01:01:30,239 Yes, go on. 946 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,960 Tomorrow, 6 am on the dot! 947 01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:40,719 - Have a nice evening. - Thank you, sir. 948 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:45,239 - Yourgos, what a name. - Pseudo-Greek. 949 01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,920 Greek? Texan is more like it. 950 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,760 - Half-kebab half-taco. - You see his exhaust smoke? 951 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,239 Seriously, his car pollutes. 952 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,559 - Yourgos, zero percent. - Sounds like a subcompact. 953 01:01:57,639 --> 01:02:01,719 "Yourgos, the electric 4-seater for nature outings." 954 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,760 Think he's Blue Book rated? 955 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,559 I'm in top form. 956 01:02:07,639 --> 01:02:10,599 - Scout, what's up? - I'm too tired to care. 957 01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:15,880 - Feels good to lie down. - Oh yeah. 958 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,639 I'm exhausted. 959 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,639 - Poor Omega must've gotten shit. - Yeah, poor girl. 960 01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:24,239 I'm too tired to sleep. 961 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,360 Noé? 962 01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,760 That song you sang 963 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,639 the other day. 964 01:02:30,719 --> 01:02:32,920 - Who was that? - No one, it came to me. 965 01:02:33,559 --> 01:02:37,239 - What do you mean? - Songs come to me sometimes. 966 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,920 - Seriously? - Can you sing it again? 967 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,480 Yeah, the song. 968 01:03:25,199 --> 01:03:28,639 - Shut up, Darth Vader! - This is a mental ward. 969 01:03:28,719 --> 01:03:31,199 No wonder his wife left. Guys, we gotta act. 970 01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:40,920 This isn't nice. 971 01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:43,079 Everyone ready? 972 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,639 Pot? 973 01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:48,039 Boxer shorts? 974 01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:50,880 - Knife? - Yeah, I got it. 975 01:03:51,519 --> 01:03:52,599 Balloon? 976 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,880 Go! 977 01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:57,079 Say goodbye to your dick. 978 01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,800 Never gonna sew this one back on! 979 01:04:02,559 --> 01:04:04,000 Bon voyage! 980 01:04:11,199 --> 01:04:12,480 Gonna let us sleep? 981 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,400 Yes, yes. 982 01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,639 Bunch of morons. 983 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,199 Hey, it's noon. 984 01:04:31,239 --> 01:04:32,519 Where's Coach? 985 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:39,360 - Every damn muscle aches. - Boy, did I sleep. 986 01:04:43,519 --> 01:04:44,920 You'll fry. 987 01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:47,679 It's not the beach, but still... 988 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,480 Fire Man. 989 01:04:54,079 --> 01:04:57,519 - I like this song too. - It's my mom's fave. 990 01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:13,000 Undoing a button? 991 01:05:14,639 --> 01:05:15,559 Still nothing? 992 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,239 I'm gonna give birth. 993 01:05:20,679 --> 01:05:22,079 The idea... 994 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,039 of going back to Paris tomorrow 995 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,320 and being stuck underground... 996 01:05:28,119 --> 01:05:30,760 I'm already having an anxiety attack. 997 01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:33,519 Michel. 998 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,360 You know how to garden? 999 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,400 No, but... 1000 01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:44,199 I could learn. 1001 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,440 I have a huge house in Normandy. 1002 01:05:47,119 --> 01:05:51,679 I haven't touched the garden in six months. I'm lost, it's beyond bad. 1003 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,079 You interested? 1004 01:05:59,159 --> 01:06:00,239 Yes. 1005 01:06:01,559 --> 01:06:03,000 - Really? - Oh, yes. 1006 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:07,119 - You're saving my neck. - You're saving mine too. 1007 01:06:07,679 --> 01:06:10,119 How cool. It's great. 1008 01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:13,039 I didn't realize, the solution was before my eyes. 1009 01:06:13,119 --> 01:06:14,159 - Shake? - Shake what? 1010 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,280 - Shake? - Milkshake? 1011 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,280 No, a contract. You shake on a contract. 1012 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:21,719 We're in business. Shake. 1013 01:06:23,519 --> 01:06:27,280 But I pay with food vouchers. 300 euros. 1014 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,159 - No, I'm joking. - I'll draft the contract. 1015 01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:32,760 - No problem. - Yes, of course. 1016 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,920 Don't worry, I know labor law. 1017 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,079 It's not labor, Michel, it's fun. We'll play every day. 1018 01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:40,440 - It's hard work. - Doesn't scare me. 1019 01:06:40,519 --> 01:06:42,679 My garden isn't too hard. 1020 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,840 The plants are tall, you never have to bend down. 1021 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,760 Shit, classy. 1022 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:53,440 He's tall, strong, he's got hair on his chest and a big house in Normandy. 1023 01:06:53,519 --> 01:06:54,840 You're a real winner. 1024 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,800 - Yeah, if you like. - And a gardener too. 1025 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,280 Shit, I can't stand this. 1026 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,719 Maybe it's like hiccups. If I scare you... you shit? 1027 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,280 No, not at all. Won't work. 1028 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,440 Idiot, it doesn't work like that. 1029 01:07:13,679 --> 01:07:15,599 I don't care, I got a gardener. 1030 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:34,039 You know, Noé, for your mother... 1031 01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:38,559 A garden... can be moved. 1032 01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,519 Contact deleted 1033 01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:18,359 Hippolyte? 1034 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,239 - Your turn? - Not unless it's a woman massaging. 1035 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,159 Breathe. 1036 01:08:33,199 --> 01:08:34,720 Isn't this great? 1037 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,439 Hanging loose! 1038 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,319 Why do you guys say that? 1039 01:08:40,399 --> 01:08:42,159 There she is, let's clean up. 1040 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,680 - Am I seeing things or did a kid drive? - So now we babysit? 1041 01:08:52,279 --> 01:08:54,560 I'm telling you frankly, I can't. 1042 01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:57,960 - There's five of them. - Five kids? 1043 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,960 - What's up? - We have a problem. 1044 01:09:01,039 --> 01:09:02,760 We don't know what to do. 1045 01:09:03,399 --> 01:09:06,560 - Mom's acting weird. - And Daddy left. 1046 01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:11,800 It's heartache. Believe me, I know. 1047 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,760 We'll take care of the kids. 1048 01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:15,359 Sure. 1049 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,479 - We can't leave the kids alone. - C'mon. 1050 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:22,600 Hey, kiddo, that doesn't smell great. 1051 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,479 I don't know how you do it. 1052 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,640 Putting your hands in it. 1053 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,399 Babies are never dirty. 1054 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,319 - I'll help you. - Yeah, take him. 1055 01:09:38,399 --> 01:09:39,680 He doesn't like me. 1056 01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:43,920 Come with me. 1057 01:09:46,039 --> 01:09:48,479 You know, I've been thinking... 1058 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:52,680 wouldn't Michel rather have had two dads than none at all? 1059 01:09:57,199 --> 01:09:59,439 - I couldn't adopt. - Why not? 1060 01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:01,399 I don't fit the image. 1061 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,399 Other than 1062 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,439 being taunted at school. 1063 01:10:09,119 --> 01:10:12,159 Kids all have their troubles. 1064 01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:13,199 Besides... 1065 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,600 I can't do that to my parents. 1066 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:19,479 It'd kill them. 1067 01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:21,560 The marriage alone... 1068 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,399 So to make your man happy, you have to adopt. 1069 01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:29,000 But if you do, you'll hurt your parents. 1070 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,000 Is that it? 1071 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:33,880 And you? 1072 01:10:35,319 --> 01:10:36,520 What do you want? 1073 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,319 Look at Antoine the scout. 1074 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,520 What'll we do with him? 1075 01:10:44,079 --> 01:10:46,760 What should Antoine do? Adopt or not? 1076 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,880 Adopt me, Antoine the scout. 1077 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,840 My mother is crazy. 1078 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,880 She's crazy, she buries people. 1079 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,000 - She makes them jump... - Hang on. 1080 01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:00,359 Geez. 1081 01:11:03,119 --> 01:11:06,359 I think I'm good. 7.3 on the Richter scale. 1082 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,079 Oh my god, pure bliss. I'd stopped hoping. 1083 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,279 Oh shit! True happiness! 1084 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,319 - Play with me. - No. 1085 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,239 - Why are you pouting? - Because I'm a man. 1086 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,720 - When one door closes... - When one door opens... 1087 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,560 - When one door is open... - When one door closes... 1088 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,359 ...you need to open it. 1089 01:11:28,079 --> 01:11:29,479 You don't believe me? 1090 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,399 You need to open the door first... 1091 01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:35,560 No, when a door opens, I mean closes... another opens. 1092 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,359 One door needs to close... 1093 01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:40,119 - I prefer being a girl. - You're very right. 1094 01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:42,640 When one door closes, another opens. 1095 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,439 When a door opens, you need to close it. 1096 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:48,279 - One closes, another opens. - One door opens... 1097 01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:50,439 One closes, another opens. 1098 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,840 - When one door opens... - No, closes... 1099 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,359 When one door closes, open it? 1100 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,039 She's gone. 1101 01:12:01,119 --> 01:12:03,920 - We pretend we have a plan. - Over there! 1102 01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:08,279 Foul! 1103 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:12,960 It's better to pull bandages off in one go. 1104 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,319 So, I have some bad news... 1105 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,199 I killed Robert. 1106 01:12:24,119 --> 01:12:26,560 - Michel, you're with us. - I didn't see. 1107 01:12:29,079 --> 01:12:32,039 - Work the perineum! - Special dedication to nature. 1108 01:12:34,079 --> 01:12:37,279 I want to visit New York and see buildings too! 1109 01:12:40,359 --> 01:12:43,199 I remember a guy who said... 1110 01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:47,960 noise makes us forget and silence lets us remember. 1111 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:49,840 That's neat, huh? 1112 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,479 Unless you really don't want to remember. 1113 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,640 Just an idea. 1114 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,039 Referee! 1115 01:13:06,039 --> 01:13:07,520 Give her a card! 1116 01:13:10,399 --> 01:13:11,600 Red card! 1117 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,000 She's our best player. 1118 01:13:16,319 --> 01:13:17,880 I feel much better. 1119 01:13:20,039 --> 01:13:21,319 I'm alive again. 1120 01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:34,880 There were halogen mushrooms in the soup. 1121 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,279 Nice purée, Hippolyte. 1122 01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,159 - I'm impressed. - I got a purée-elbow. 1123 01:14:00,239 --> 01:14:01,640 The kids will love it. 1124 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:06,479 - For a last day, we're doing good. - Yeah. 1125 01:14:07,039 --> 01:14:10,159 - You have kids, Ivan? - Two. 1126 01:14:13,319 --> 01:14:15,119 I haven't seen them in five years. 1127 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,319 Five years? 1128 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,119 Yes. Five years. 1129 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,039 Keep playing... it helps. 1130 01:14:28,279 --> 01:14:29,319 Let's just say... 1131 01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:31,279 I fucked up. 1132 01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,600 A big literary career can mess you up. 1133 01:14:37,159 --> 01:14:38,119 Hang on. 1134 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:40,640 Ivan... 1135 01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:42,119 Ivan Lenoire? 1136 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,880 Yes. 1137 01:14:44,319 --> 01:14:47,800 - We didn't talk about work. - You idiots don't know him? 1138 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:52,119 - He writes fabulous novels. - Wrote. It's over. 1139 01:14:52,199 --> 01:14:56,520 Then start again. Why'd you stop? Lots of people are sad, me included. 1140 01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,199 Why did I stop? 1141 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:00,880 Success's fault. 1142 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,880 Let me explain. 1143 01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,560 You're in your own little writer's world. 1144 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,920 A quiet, solitary life. 1145 01:15:13,199 --> 01:15:16,479 And you share your work with the people you love. 1146 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:20,680 My wife, my children. For them I was a hero. 1147 01:15:21,119 --> 01:15:23,199 Then you flip into another world. 1148 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,720 You have multitudes of friends you don't even know. 1149 01:15:27,119 --> 01:15:29,000 But they all want to love you. 1150 01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:32,399 It's very pleasant 1151 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,359 to be loved. 1152 01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:36,880 So in exchange, you want to thank them. 1153 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,039 Each one of them. 1154 01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,760 But saying thanks takes time, 1155 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:46,159 and it can take you very far. 1156 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,800 Then one day, your wife 1157 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:53,279 gets fed up of you being happy elsewhere, without her. 1158 01:15:53,359 --> 01:15:56,880 So she finds another guy to carry the suitcases. 1159 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,039 And to justify this, 1160 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,520 she starts telling anyone willing to listen... 1161 01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:04,439 and they were many... 1162 01:16:05,079 --> 01:16:06,640 that you're a bastard. 1163 01:16:07,399 --> 01:16:08,560 A big fat bastard. 1164 01:16:10,239 --> 01:16:12,840 Self-centered, violent and alcoholic. 1165 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:19,199 I'm not saying I deserve "The Perfect Guy" award. 1166 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,159 But me, violent? 1167 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:23,960 That's not my language. 1168 01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:30,439 So I found myself all alone like a fool with my solitude. 1169 01:16:36,399 --> 01:16:37,600 Yep. 1170 01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:40,520 In any case, it's settled. 1171 01:16:41,399 --> 01:16:44,119 She took off far away, to Los Angeles. 1172 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,479 8,000 miles. 1173 01:16:47,279 --> 01:16:50,800 A 9-hour time difference. So even if I wanted... 1174 01:16:52,039 --> 01:16:55,479 - You can't accept that. - This is unbelievable. 1175 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,239 There are laws for dads too. 1176 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,399 Not having a dad is crap. I haven't seen mine in four years. 1177 01:17:02,199 --> 01:17:06,119 He dumped my mom like a piece of shit. Took off with his fat whore. 1178 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,159 I'm sorry, kid. 1179 01:17:11,399 --> 01:17:15,079 She can leave you, but not the country with your kids. 1180 01:17:15,159 --> 01:17:18,319 Stand up for yourself. Okay, sorry. 1181 01:17:27,119 --> 01:17:28,119 I'll help you. 1182 01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:32,760 - You will? - The great lawyer will help you. 1183 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:35,960 Here's the score. 1184 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:37,960 I don't have a penny. 1185 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:41,159 All I have left is this awful suit. 1186 01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:45,760 I don't know if you can help me, 1187 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:49,239 but I have a ton of love and no one to give it to. 1188 01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:51,720 I'll give you credit. 1189 01:17:52,359 --> 01:17:53,800 You'll pay me in love. 1190 01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:58,279 Shake. 1191 01:18:05,399 --> 01:18:08,600 - Where's Coach? She was just there. - Hey, yeah. 1192 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,680 If she got up, maybe it's good news. 1193 01:18:11,039 --> 01:18:13,880 - She can't be far. - Coach. 1194 01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:16,359 Omega! 1195 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,039 Mom! 1196 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,119 She's disappeared. 1197 01:18:24,319 --> 01:18:25,680 You didn't find her? 1198 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,960 - What about the car? - I checked. 1199 01:18:29,039 --> 01:18:31,279 - We combed the area. - No sign. 1200 01:18:31,359 --> 01:18:33,039 She must be in the woods. 1201 01:18:33,119 --> 01:18:36,479 - We can't go there. - Put the young ones to bed. 1202 01:18:38,159 --> 01:18:40,239 We'll bring your mother back. 1203 01:18:40,319 --> 01:18:41,760 Hey, wait for me. 1204 01:18:44,079 --> 01:18:47,039 I suggest someone stay at camp to keep watch. 1205 01:18:48,079 --> 01:18:52,439 Like Coach said, we stick together and we'll be safe. 1206 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,680 Let's go. 1207 01:18:59,159 --> 01:19:00,399 Wait for me! 1208 01:19:02,359 --> 01:19:03,319 Wait! 1209 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,680 Don't shout so loud! 1210 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,840 - Our voices will draw animals. - Watch your step. 1211 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,720 What's wrong now? You hurt your leg? 1212 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,920 Make noise, it'll scare them off. 1213 01:19:21,039 --> 01:19:24,319 The rooster is dead 1214 01:19:24,399 --> 01:19:27,840 No more will he say cock-a-doodle-do 1215 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,239 - We didn't come this way. - Yes, we did. 1216 01:19:30,319 --> 01:19:32,520 - Don't think of Blair Witch. - Shut up! 1217 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,199 The kids are all alone at camp. 1218 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,319 This isn't how I imagined our last night. 1219 01:19:39,399 --> 01:19:42,359 - Me either. - Searching now makes no sense. 1220 01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:43,880 We can't see anything. 1221 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,000 We'll be eaten alive by insects. 1222 01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:47,800 They can enter any orifice. 1223 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:51,039 Why tell us that? We're not gonna sleep here. 1224 01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:02,600 Listen. 1225 01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,800 - You hear? - It's the waterfall. 1226 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,239 Where is she? 1227 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,119 - Isn't this her necklace? - Oh shit. 1228 01:20:20,199 --> 01:20:21,359 Yes, it is. 1229 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,680 - You thinking like me? - Maybe she went back to camp? 1230 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,920 This can't be. 1231 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:31,239 - You left my kids all alone? - Coach! 1232 01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:38,399 Boy are we glad to see you. 1233 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,680 - Here she is. - You scared us. 1234 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:44,560 Don't worry, your kids are safe at camp. 1235 01:20:47,159 --> 01:20:48,479 I spoiled everything. 1236 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,359 - No, you didn't. - What's wrong? 1237 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,479 I used to work in a hospital. 1238 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,800 All I did was knock people out with medication. 1239 01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:06,760 When I got here, I felt like I was alive again. 1240 01:21:10,279 --> 01:21:12,399 Like I'd found the key to happiness. 1241 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:17,520 So I wanted to share. 1242 01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:22,279 Share my experience with other women. 1243 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:24,079 Then men. 1244 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,600 I haven't had a private life in years. 1245 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,399 I don't have a life. 1246 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,319 And I destroyed my family. 1247 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,479 You can't say that. 1248 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:49,239 All for useless workshops for selfish guys who don't give a shit. 1249 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,359 That's not true, we give a shit. 1250 01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:55,439 The human being is a pig who doesn't give a shit. 1251 01:21:58,319 --> 01:22:01,000 No one should have kids. What'll they have? 1252 01:22:01,079 --> 01:22:04,159 A polluted Earth, oceans drowning in plastic. 1253 01:22:04,239 --> 01:22:07,039 Wild animals are dying out. 1254 01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:10,399 All of them! Soon there won't be any bees. 1255 01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:11,920 Real bees. 1256 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:16,039 And why? Because we crushed everything. 1257 01:22:16,119 --> 01:22:19,319 Destroyed everything. The feminine, the organic, nature. 1258 01:22:20,079 --> 01:22:23,960 We don't care about the Moon, we want to be first to go! 1259 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:26,600 We want to win, dominate. 1260 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,800 When we're all in this together. 1261 01:22:34,319 --> 01:22:36,680 We came here cause we were borderline. 1262 01:22:37,079 --> 01:22:38,000 So... 1263 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,600 if you break down, I'll sink. 1264 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:44,319 - Me too. - A group suicide isn't ideal. 1265 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,680 Coach, you said it. When one door closes... 1266 01:22:52,039 --> 01:22:54,479 - Another opens... - Another opens. 1267 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,800 Hippolyte is right, we should all kill ourselves. 1268 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,479 Right here, at least we'd feed the fish. 1269 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:06,000 We'd be good for something! Come on. 1270 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,760 There were magic mushrooms in the soup. 1271 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:17,680 - It was my fault. - That won't bring my man home. 1272 01:23:19,319 --> 01:23:23,079 But it could explain the state you're in. 1273 01:23:23,159 --> 01:23:26,479 So what? I'm the ultimate idiot. 1274 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,439 Stop it, that's enough. 1275 01:23:29,039 --> 01:23:31,399 I'm better, we're all better. 1276 01:23:33,119 --> 01:23:35,720 - I'm pathetic! - You're a pain! 1277 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,399 It's not true. What's this pessimism? 1278 01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:42,399 What's he doing? 1279 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,760 - Hippolyte! - You okay? 1280 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:46,520 That idiot. 1281 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,640 It's fantastic! The water's fantastic. 1282 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:54,079 - Come on in! - You okay? 1283 01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,079 Take my hand. Take my other hand. 1284 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:58,720 Coach? 1285 01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:00,720 This is for you. 1286 01:24:02,279 --> 01:24:03,680 - At worst... - We die? 1287 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,199 - We die! - But all together! 1288 01:24:18,039 --> 01:24:19,239 We did it! 1289 01:24:22,239 --> 01:24:23,960 Hey, Noé. Welcome. 1290 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:29,520 Relax. It's for my company elevators. No one will ever hear it. 1291 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,600 If it's shit, it's for the john. 1292 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:33,479 Let's go. 1293 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,199 Take a deep breath, we're with you. 1294 01:24:55,039 --> 01:24:58,800 MEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 1295 01:25:02,359 --> 01:25:03,520 Come on, Omega! 1296 01:25:08,359 --> 01:25:10,479 - Want to taste? - What's in it? 1297 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:13,640 - Every vegetable except... - Mushrooms! 1298 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,720 It's great. 1299 01:25:16,199 --> 01:25:17,560 - Can you cope? - Don't worry. 1300 01:25:18,239 --> 01:25:19,960 Behave with Grandpa. 1301 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,920 Enjoy your evening. 1302 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,159 Jump! 1303 01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:37,239 Your fiery hair... Your fiery mane of hair... 1304 01:25:37,319 --> 01:25:39,000 Your veiled eyelids... 1305 01:25:41,119 --> 01:25:45,439 Oops, sorry. I didn't see you because I... 1306 01:25:50,199 --> 01:25:51,119 You're beautiful. 1307 01:25:53,479 --> 01:25:56,239 I thought I'd never be a grandmother. 1308 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:07,359 Do they have to call you Father? They already have two. 1309 01:26:10,319 --> 01:26:11,760 How about fruit juice? 1310 01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:19,399 She said yes, Elliot Lecurse. 1311 01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:20,840 It's freezing! 1312 01:26:22,439 --> 01:26:23,560 What a dumb idea. 1313 01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:27,960 You lost this. 1314 01:26:29,279 --> 01:26:30,359 But how... 1315 01:26:33,039 --> 01:26:36,520 - It's great, we're friends now. - Want a French kiss? 1316 01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:43,000 - This is Michel. My mother, Evelyne. - Happy to meet you. 1317 01:26:43,079 --> 01:26:45,640 We're neighbors. I'm in the caretaker's house. 1318 01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:49,239 You have the little house here. We'll share the garden. 1319 01:26:49,319 --> 01:26:50,680 A hug, a real hug. 1320 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,199 It's nice and warm. 1321 01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:57,520 I think someone's missing. 1322 01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:00,800 Doesn't she deserve to join us? 1323 01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:04,880 Come here! 1324 01:27:11,039 --> 01:27:12,279 Gentle hug. 1325 01:27:13,239 --> 01:27:14,600 I think we're stuck. 1326 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:20,279 - Hey, look. - Look! 1327 01:28:28,279 --> 01:28:29,399 Sorry, I... 1328 01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,039 I got carried away. 86693