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Come on, Come on! Thanks! Thanks!

Don't do it. It's the same guy. Don't just had the guy do the same.

Do you know the applause a very scary thing?

So... this is the Working of the meter, an indication that.

Ta! Ta! Ta! Now is up! Come on!

You were just talking about, so let's do it.

Don't worry, I'm sure I could make you laugh I can't say. I very much doubt it.

Sincere I say this. Because the opposition is very close.

Backstage look, before he left, my brother says I have...

every time you say "Now you'll see!"

She has no talent, too bad like this.

I'm the envy, the open I mean. There's nothing to do.

There is no ability and five years older than me.

Also very unfortunate name: John Smith. He?

Made in China, like CEM yılmaz.

The guy's name to google it says "did you mean Cem Yilmaz," it says.

Mad now.

[Applause] don't look!

. By the way that looks, he gets angry.

I've always wanted, and because I have failed God ever gave him.

In addition, we have a small living room. I said, You can get out of there.

"Don't bother," he said. "If I go, I play a sellout," he said.

I said: "You can play even you locked up." Who will come to you!

"When you're stuck, I'll jump to the scene you want," he said.

There's nothing to jump you. The audience jumps on you if it's bad.

Look, my sister also she's very funny, witty. He is married to the comedian.

Get gets the joke from her husband. This baby I'm so bad. He's annoyed.

Which he thinks stole his rations. The eldest child of the family.

Why the fuck didn't they put a capability to me?

Behold, the above is supposed to be designed as follows...

- Arif Bey's eldest son, ready? Ready.

- funny stuff jokes, the charm, the ready answer did you put? - Aa!

That he went so straight!

put it in the middle of them all! This, he thinks.

Now... I need to really be very comfortable to avoid stress.

That in me there is comfort. Some says: "you're very comfortable on stage." What Are you talking about?

First, since the beginning, the audience has always been passionate about me.

Look, when I got on stage I was 20 years old. This is what I get...

There's a lady in the front. Me throughout the whole show...

...The making of basic instinct. Throughout the whole game. Such.

I call or my child. I am 20 years old.

You know, a male body, is composed of fiefdoms.

There are a lot of independent regions.

Dude, there is something self? my son stop. No!

We're on the scene!

How hard I find it. A dec said: I have been touring Ulan...

I think I'm hallucinating from ...nothing!

I said no such thing, but I don't. Like that...

women like this all the time. Like that! Like that! Like that!

Latest I said I couldn't stand anymore, my sister turn it off!

Laughing because as I said.

The Dynamo show us our audience is.

Yes, thank God I have some funny stories.

So the audience will talk to me and is really good. The audience formerly more from me...

do you know ...talk? Perhaps Who remembers, in those days coming out?

Me they talk too much.

- tell me that it is not! - All right, man.

- tell me tell Cemcig. Tell me about it! - All right, man. Okay, brother.

When the show was on for 4 hours!

Then I started with so little answers.

It's been like a two cevaplasma. Then the audience was organized.

In the 2000s, like a great silence came. The way they saw tutusanl hand in hand.

- How are you? - shut up, man!

Or the kid who's in? I said. Thought you did that. Us like you said.

Boy how old are you? the answer you gave. Abi what I saw.

But my memories, piling up too.

I was last in an interview at a university.

Now the scouts, most brother no slack cut there...

...among young people, they say:

College youth are a little too pure? What they are asking weird questions.

They saved my brother sometimes wants to have fun...when I saw that it was

...they have cosanl. Here's another one it was so.

So, the young man asked...at Yildiz Technical University

you were a faggot formerly CEM ABI zero hair...

...before going on the stage.

Yes, I said.

"now do you think they'll?" he said. Me.

So... he wants to, but you're a shooting star, Technical keep back!

Now, our memories Oh my...I don't want to get in that direction

my answer very ready, plug he won't come, do you understand at that point.

So don't be nervous. Doesn't have good memories.

Another College said a kid again...

Was a student in the Faculty of mining. Abi said...

when I first saw you ...I was 9 years old. , he said.

You asked me: and what are gonna be when I grow up? This: the astronaut said.

I would say: start jumping up and down already, barely you go to the moon. or something like that.

- What Are you reading now? - Faculty Of Mining. said.

So how if he got to the tram...

...stepped up on the bottom instead of going.

Now, here I don't want to leave with such a souvenir, but the look of your eyes...

looking into who is doing what to WHO ...to be telling, what you watching?

Are you sitting here alone?

These are important to me. I'll look for him so...

...couples, hand in hand, the audience, or something I said.

1600 people we are. Everyone it's important. Everyone!

Appreciate all of you, for me, are separate. You know what I mean already look at the ticket.

100, 75, 50 he goes.

Last I'm telling you, there's one lady in the front. Expecting a baby your stomach is holding.

Denkleyem they couldn't, bought a ticket, but this bulging like that.

I'm trying to make laugh at me and the thing he said...

don't make me laugh! Don't make me laugh! Don't make me laugh!

I was scared so I said, I wonder how many months? Sektiriverir the boy away, God forbid.

- “how many months?” - “4-month-old,” he said.

- “how long have you been married?” I said. - “4 month said.

In a remote part of Turkey decided.

I acted earlier.

If you ask why, I don't like the song, you understand?

Halay, love-to be loved, flirt, love to all and I understand them, but I don't understand this look.

Let me ask you have you got married here. There married here? You're married.

The wedding or you've done something, huh? This is our weddings...

we need to ban some things. For sure!

A: sister of the bride!

An exaggerated hair.

brother-in-law?

Ulan groom made their choice.

Your sister is getting married.

You're confusing what!

An exaggerated hair. It's Strapless. He's tearing out meat from here.

ablam mom will sit where? or something.

Go!

Two: Kayinco. I don't know whether you had one?

Internal! Internal! Internal!

take care of our girl.

The axle bracket you what a first stop!

You can't escape them. How sophisticated...

...project design. In the final it comes down to this.

What is that! What is this this! What is this!

Okay, in this point, I know it. Who are these?

Why are they so cheerful?

Did you wedding? How long have you been married?

10. Mashallah! SIS I think the same way?

Some couples longer than others because it sounds asked.

Starts after 5 years don't be surprised you know? I noticed him.

- how many years have you been married? - 5. - 6!

Of course.

Generally longer than men, but it sounds like that we have a situation.

Do you have children? No. .

We will wait.

10-year marriage is beautiful. Mashallah! Mashallah!

God, even Happy Birthday to you I hope.

So it's a fun thing. I'm waiting for the boy... the boy soon.

I have not tried it alone, do you understand?

I need a partner for that. Alone I mean...

So... so I did too, so lived. Died quickly.

You know. You know the drill.

Quick gets it. Dad!

Very precious children, my dear.

But, of course, women's poetry of the Niya or something during pregnancy...

climax is going to ...you know.

There, Baby, the gentleman with the pregnant lady, this movie had been a man. Such.

I love you like, let's go! You don't like, let's go!

you don't like, let's go!

Of course, Adam is so easy to multiply.

Naz Niaz aroused. What if she wanted you, do you understand?

- do you know what I'm craving? - what about drew?

also eat berries but bananas come in like zero gravity environment.

People says in that moment: that I was wearing 2 layers of condom...

A children's story.

A friend of mine had a wedding.

A baby, a little unusual design.

Did a Star Wars-themed wedding. The groom, came up with his lightsaber or something.

Plays the music of dark star. Dat! Dat! Dark Vader is coming.

Like the groom. The fuck place in our country?

After 5 minutes, the Dart vader's hand was kissing. Such.

They came from zonguldak aunt...

Quarter Dart Vader ...they're wearing do you understand?

I mean it doesn't happen.

We know we've made you a little secret the wedding. You know. You know, but we've made Secret.

But do I have a choice? So, here's the thing...

you know I was going to marry you marriage ...what should I do?

There are programs like that on TV. I'm sure you're watching. Like you and me...

remember that they're not people; dating love-to be loved...

love, compassion, lust doesn't have such issues.

They are very clear. You know, you're a little bit shy.

They are far more advanced than my son. Have nameplates, and they look just like that.

Is receiving power from each other. Triple socket you need. I'll get you complete.

Very clear in this regard. Did you ever see?

A young child, although the male-female relationship...he zannetse

the boy with the crushed stone himself ...do you understand?

One I watched was enough for me. Now I don't do sociological detect...

but one formation that participated in the program.

Said: I'm a woman. This statement.

Said: Me everin. They said: "Human would be? Would be. they said.

Or friends, the power of God.

There's a saying: "Every blind vendor, blind it has a receiver."

"- Hole bead doesn't stay in place." "I don't know what something was...

kismet comes from Baghdad...." or you know something.

This aunt was a fatality. Joins by phone from Zurich.

I'm calling from Switzerland. , he said. From Zurich. Looking from Zurich!

How the fuck is this an absence of this in Zurich!

Or, you're in the quarry, man! Hindsight out in Zurich!

He said: "this lady, I'll take her," he said. Between them, you know...

there's nothing like cruelty to poor. How they are beating each other.

So, the male-female relationship hear anything about.

how to crushing... "what did you trust?

house do you have? Do you have a car? Of the house do you have? Do you have a car? What did you trust?"

"I trusted that. You trusted in what?"or something.

Got home, got the car? Got home, got the car?

In fact, the name of the program registry and Cadastre.

They're talking to the guy, the man who can tell me the name of...

"Very cultured and a gentleman" it's called. "What's your hook?" one of them said...

"I'll shower every day,"he said.

The fuck is the absence, at least don't make it obvious.

Also have a fantasy, your lips herpes.

You'll be surprised: make it on the top.

- "on me would you do it?" - "I'll make it to the top."

- "do me." - "I'll make it to the top."or something.

Repent... and then I realized that it was this property.

Or how they are fantastic people.

- "I have a 140 m2 apartment, I will give you" - "Me do it, do it, do it, please do!"

Dude, what's being said, You know? "What do you do?" he said...

the gentleman on the phone, metamorphosis of woman.

Of course... "what do you do?", the man said, "I'm retired SSK."

The woman of water ask for details:

From the outside the premium you are paying you're retired, is the normal way?

Penny counts, you know?

However, the male-female issue? This of course is not.

Those who know tell. Young children may wonder.

I'm 16 years old... I'm 17, right? 16, you say?

Now if you ask a 17 year old boy, girl, baby, now...

if you are starting new topics ...that, say...

I don't understand the girl CEM. Don't worry Lan.

You're asking a 70-year-old man, says the same thing:

Or, we're we're going, I couldn't understand their wives.or something.

Uncle, do you know what a woman you are now?

You head over to Sudoku. Sudoku.

After a certain age, you know, when Elvis left the building,...

what is the condition of man.

puzzles, Sudoku, retired Colonel, why did you park there?

why doesn't the municipal garbage? Annoy me.or something.

Wrong...remove the wiper of a parked car

Not necessarily because anything should be removed.

Now look...

Men a very interesting design.

Male and female, to understand each other does it have?

This is an issue that has been discussed a lot. Women is different from us.

- is different from men's. - understanding women's.

unsympathetic Men. Here is something like...

Now here, the last man to cut all the things. I don't know.

I know a side. "Man, listen to me" I'm not going to.

It would be weird. "A man listen to me" or something. No.

I know there my man. So my knowledge is limited.

We are pretty simple creatures, we men. All men knows this.

There are women that well. This is real. Them they are superior to us...

...obviously. With a body that is administered to the brain...

is the other one? Women sparkling.

Woman, man friends is a top model. Yes!

The whole of creation was created after the woman in the story.

Man, think of it as a draft. The man from the wound.

He said, "Man, I can do better than this."...

...and the new model didn't use the troublesome parts.

We, we are troubled. Men is a simple device. So...

There are two modes: on - off. So.

Normal mode - the mode of the ox. So.

- How's the typhoon? - I'm fine, love.

How are you Typhoon? [Roar]

Five thousand kinds of women floating exchange rate.

Male, Analog Devices. Crown, button that are plenty of...

Women, digital. What is the analog? Are more durable...

...removed is attached, on-off, self-income... that's not it.

Digital woman, abi. Digital.

Digital what does it mean? At the same time, it's a little delicate. Sealed box Apple.

So be update every month.

So. These are renewed every month.

I came here to make. or something.

We are also about those things we don't know, they're always coming at us.

we understand we have our tides! or something.

They are insulting us. Like a single man go-Geller, there's nothing more.

Hey, friends...

...here now, always there are grown-up people. Say...

Or, do it now, figure it out yourself!

ladies, this topic no longer work. We have become us.

Or, sometimes I think women just show though...

even if it falls to those days ...

...dead beat me.

Imagine the scene they're... nervous, or...

funny? God damn you!

everywhere SIS, SIS! or something like that. Fortunately, male together sprinkle. Really.

we have become. Either a friend, they're doing a calendar...

is coming up in a week ...for a week, he's...

a week after the switch... Someone has to tell them...:

Months, four weeks.

According to this account, you've been gone the month of February!

We, too, baby, pure. Never know about that we don't.

The more difficult the situation, we actually. We don't have our ever cried. Really.

Men are very very simple.

He lives with a lunatic and doesn't make a peep in the male body. Isn't that right?

Okay... let's remember at the age of 16, is an organ.

...let sahsilestirmey. Libido: desire.

Isn't that what got us into the mess we always?

The body takes over, drags you.

and then they say, think with your little head.

So, blood doesn't go then.

Remember, at the age of 17 from one side of Istanbul...

a tip, the day you left home with your girlfriend.

Now I don't know if you still have it.

Ha, metrobus, there is something, rail...

The girl puts it this way, comes out the other side already.

We ain't like that. We we are Analog era.

In the womb you live like that you're dropping off to Tuzla.

- Oh, my love, you needn't come. - I'll be back from Sabiha gökçen.

The brain doesn't look like the decision to they never?

You're different from us. While there fortunately.

God bless you, it's beautiful.

Now I'm not telling you something you don't. Some says...

They're talking in the foyer...

do you know what CEM is doing? We know that recounts events. Pooh.

My brother, my sister don't you know anything?

There's such a thing as not to know, for God's sake?

El son there is a saying: "ignorance is bliss."

"...Is bliss ignorance is bliss." "Not knowing is bliss." is translated.

A poetic description. "Not knowing is bliss."

Watch, for example, in US advertisements from unknown numbers...

...you'll see him in there. There is a constant play.

Unknown numbers, you know? Look how they're happy.

- What is an ambulance? My father is dying. - fuck it, fuck, Oh, my.

If he knew that much doesn't play.

"Not knowing is bliss." but it's called in the US, for instance, "I don't know." is such a thing as...

...but no! "I don't know." when was the last time did you install?

I appeal to your conscience. "I don't know." it was...

...No I don't.

Let us give the example of English: I don't know.

For example, for the address when asking, "where's the post office?"

"I don't know." Hear you.

You hear Japanese. [SPEAKS JAPANESE]

In English, "I don't know." have you heard?

Stood from circulation.

Now everything should be removed from the grammar as shooting.

"I don't know." To know - there's no negative! Is that we don't.

Model: Used navigation didn't, there was Google Earth, there was nothing.

You'd go in a neighborhood, would address. Remember?

Kuruyemisci was asked or something, quilon.

Kuruyemisci, then the navigator records.

Of course. The pea rule scans the neighborhood and such.

give back to the mosque, go. or something like that. The reason for this drawn to her.

Asking for a tradesmen's address, I don't know-

Look, I'm 40 years old now, I've heard of such a thing.

look: Faruk Pharmacy where?

Pharmacy Faruk...

Pharmacy Faruk...

Or if you pass anything, uncle, it's very simple: "I don't know."!

It's not possible! In the first place...

by slowing down the search engine they make ...the question.

Pharmacy Faruk...

now what?

Lan, "I Don't Know." It's very simple.

Pharmacy Faruk...

A piece of paper in your hand... "you don't know if I'm going to ask you to quilon."

...you'll like it. No! Faruk Pharmacy.

Faruk kiraathane could be?

You "did you mean..." he gives.

The old Google. "I don't know." but no.

Look for a longer time in America than in Europe have navigation device.

Reiko 20 years in Europe. We now have 3-5 years...

but that caught up to. Why? You will know because the device that is...

...you? Fuck, satellite, GPS, Car in the shape of a triangle, certain...

Corridors, junctions, maps...

This is the guy who fought with navigation?

- after 100 meters left. - go!

Indeed, this I saw with my own eyes.

Say there's a gentleman who's especially driving a car.

Also sister-in-law lives. ...

...what is navigation? Better navigation this from my sister do you have?

Friends, this is Susan and I haven't seen women sit in the right seat.

In the standard equipment of the car.

there is sitting, the flood, from the right.

- Lady we're parked. - Hii. Okay.

Look for. They look shut up by God Abi.

Look, here he comes, even when it is experienced.

They don't never shut up.

around the island So it was good you had returned.

I have satellite, it's clear the maps. No. Angry.

He is jealous of the woman's voice navigation, do you understand?

listen to me you listen to that bitch?

The head of that.

You would know.

Knowing now that Abi is no longer an issue, for God's sake?

So, the computer output the output the output of everyone online.

Remember, I'm asking an unknown person do you have left in the country.

"I don't know." don't you understand?

I remember our first home computer when it enters our...

how scared we were, from the computer to the Lord?

82 my first computer in ' 82...

...come, did the trick. Print.

Quotation CEM AC nail this shut. Then.

"Cem" Cem "" "Cem"

Look at his number.

However, in science fiction films, the attribute computers?

Computers will take over the world.

will robots rule us.

I wore it in my fucking charger instrument, Where Are you taking me?

I'm sorry, "charge," I said. Charge. Indeed, "the charge".

I was wrong. Charge.

Do you laugh at those who say charging? Do not. Indeed it is obligatory.

So, being five songs of power tool.

Believe in electricity. Battery believed.

This was called the power plug out of the batteries charging.

So, it's charging.

It's another thing to charge.

The robots will take over. Sir, the computers will lead us...

You're watching a science fiction movie because it is really the Mother ship...

...the computer is taking over. The system is completely shut down, he says. Captain or something crazy.

He would do anything in my house the computer.

Guys, but he was afraid from the computer. From the potential.

When you say food processor...you know the robots are going to take us

to put you in the hall ...thought you were going to come out on top.

Computers that they weren't doing anything at all.

After a period with a joystick is received. Joystick.

You know joystick? Everyone kept like that.

I know my peers.

We received all that we prepared for the OSS. Joystick.

Marketing is a wonder. Hundreds of millions that have been sold joystick.

But with the English name.

Now the joystick on my count, everyone kaniksadi. I know it's the joystick either. What joystick?

You can't sell another one with the Turkish name.

Joy. Stick.

Pleasure bar. What?

You can't ask from the shop! Enjoy the bar to give us two a computer.

- Cream? - thanks to have cream in the house.

Such a thing is possible?

But we all kept.

I know my peers. We played played with a joystick Allah.

El his son what he did there understand.

Give to get find to the invention.

Do you know what it's called? Ubuntu technology.

Here, hold this, says you're holding. Here, hold this, says you're holding.

The mobile phone is released. Said hold hired.

Hold this. Hold this. Hold this. Now we keep it.

Oh. Oh.

Now what if you pin them next year.

And so adaptation. You know, the pressure is on.

I've been there and this stuff like I said, I told here for 30 years.

The life of a computer or something entered. The wolf now everyone do you understand? Everyone established.

According to Google research, though, most of those from our country who search...

...two-letter, three-letter word he was looking for something.

I said to her with one hand, use the computer as there is such a thing.

For people who want to learn the computer or may be ask the first question?

leave the computer when someone walks in and closes the screen or show him how.

So there is such a thing.

You don't...

rape pornography from the internet ...so you know there's.

Weird dating ads, your computer the power in the business for no reason.

Dating penis enlargement ads. ...

I mean, you're suddenly being paranoid. They know how called me that.

You're job is "do we think?"

- they don't mention Repentance. - a look Bro.

Do you think they see from a center understand? What you see is from the camera?

if you need to give this ad.

Now as I said, I have everyone at the beginning of this instrument.

But who is at the beginning of this thing, that's debatable, of course.

And how quickly we have adapted bro?

So now in the hands of everyone.

All communication tool. Fit into the inside of this phone.

And the latest is in the hands of everybody. This is a very important detail.

I went to Japan and I didn't see in us as far as technology.

I say or...

SIS when they have completed the sentence, for God's sake.

That is the audience? Months I what you're saying.

don't get too funny.

I went to Japan...

...I didn't see the latest technology in the hands of our youth. I swear to God.

Brick phones. With a lid or something. Gave you last year that you got the phone?

What about last year? 5 years ago.

But to say he doesn't need. But in the US it's not.

It's the latest thing it takes to sell your house.

Brother was 4. 5. I'm waiting for. 6. data

Red Crescent to distribute the tablet in case the pleading man.

iPad 2. the iPad 2. iPad 2.

- got in my son's lap. - that motherfuck he ended.

output.

I saw two Blackberry in the pocket of the bagel place.

Such "Fresh!" was selling.

I said, "you going to do with Lan?" He said it's someone to work.

Or is selling a wheel on the one hand, looking at the state of thirst on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange.

Combelek the latest offspring in the hands of everyone.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

What a beautiful thing, isn't it?

"These tools, when not what are we doing?" they say. It's like you're doing much like.

What are we doing with these tools when not?

- What Are you doing right now? - I am growing my uncle Bahattin Look. Look, it's big.

Yeah, man you need.

A friend with her now, playing with it, it's like this...

like you-key when you're an orphan.

how well has this what the fuck.

I Want This.

Does she tell my friend phone 10 years ago than you are?

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

The young man remembers. Do you remember?

Not date or very close to this example. Dial remember? Be redeemed.

0 would come back in half an hour.

Fucking burn until the fire department called.

[Telephone ringing] Went.

Today, the number-

How many digits we need to call someone to translate? Minimum?

Four. Seven.

Forget who you're looking for an hour and a half or 11-digit.

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

what the hell is this?

Watch them cross the look more.

I couldn't turn 216.

But here remember. The grandeur grandeur of the matter.

Phone.

there's a call for you. when a job...

...there is greatness. You have a telephone call. Obviously there's E.

Handset 1.5 pounds.

The topic is becoming Important Do you understand that?

- there's a call for you. on - hand. Hello? He? Hello?

Now have no respect. That ass is a device in your pocket.

You lean with your butt you're looking for someone and be wrong sometimes.

so, isn't it? I'm sorry I called you my ass.

God knows what. No, No, No. Not.

come on. Let's say he kisses. Come on, Come on.

You do not have credibility.

Do you have this greatness?

Look at the movement in our lives. Are you aware of things going soft?

You're life is now some movement going.

15 years ago, someone like that would freak if someone did that.

If you found it, how is that company?

Do you know where is taken this motion?

That thread is kind of clay that are either imported from...

Ah, Steve Jobs, don't you?

In hindsight in the barber shop here grab.

The idea is that the cap immediately. Hii.

Dude, this, or this. I love this song.

How soft isn't it?

Our new life is entering transactions.

Maybe 250 years later, what are we going to do the movements?

I throw like this 250 years ago There was a movement. Dec me, Your Excellency.

There was such a movement? No. Now you have this. Some transactions are lost.

For example, such atisirs with each other in the car.

what the fuck? What happened? You passed. Cross.

Dit. Stay in the light. There used to be a movement like this.

LAN to open the glass! Open up!

What happened with this move?

It has disappeared.

When technology moves disappears.

You now you do with a nostalgic feeling, but that in your car system.

- open it! - No, I don't have that.

- open the fucking window! -.

push me!

A Fight breaks out extra.

Or my favorite people...

...then detach from the need to fit it to a need in the ass before is the inability to.

The word "devices when not what are we doing?"

May Allah the Almighty. When you had what are you doing?

Yes. You've got a speed.

You've got everyone looking for speed. Writes a message to the boys now...

...until you get impatient?

Come on! Go, Go, Go! Are gone. Okay. Oh.

What does the message say in the value of this gold, and for God's sake?

- Where Are you my love? - I'm here my love.

- there you are, my love. - Where Are you my love?

Smile, smile, smile, smile.

All the fuck you Disney you are the hero.

Miss smiley. Smile, smiley. Smile.

- Where Are you? - I'm here. - Where Are You? Oh, here, here, okay.

The hell is here here here.

Who oh who is using these devices?

Last me an e-mail came...

think of the brother who writes the following in the mail ...at the computer.

Came in the mail, I opened it. It says:

“Brother, How Can I reach you?"

I Wrote: "Smoke."

Or Now that you're a horse, makes you think that I wonder how he wrote it with his hoof?

How Can I contact you, I mean, did you penetrate my skin? You did write it.

But of course things are not so good. Like I said...

...for example, there is a social world.

You know now, you're on Twitter, you're there you're here. Used to be...

your audience between what you are telling on stage was staying. For a while at least.

This it is not so now. Everybody online.

Every time he says man. Now who is there here now?

I'm at Tim.

I'll be here. The output is just output. It's not funny.

God to share information on the disease.

I'm at home I'm sitting and Tweet about it. I'm at home right now.

I'm sleeping.

Nobody says, it doesn't say who I mean.

I'm asleep, the world back.

I'm at work I'm bored, I'm at home I'm sitting.

I'm at work. Boring. I get bored.

Fuck you al E severance pay. What you get bored?

But we're making a figure, right?

Computers, the internet after the computer was.

Gives a figure of people, it's true.

The guy's name was Muhittin Buckthorn. Nickname Excalibur.

Now... which one sounds better.

Nebuchadnezzar's.

Or the child in the name of Rebellion.

Guy in the house he, his mom brings the cake tea...

...at this computer. Rebellion, Isyankar47.

- Rebellion who? - Cake!

what kind of cake is this!

Between them, what ideas, what great ideas.

if love, love, love to love.

- What did you fucking say? - I'm not saying the dude said on Twitter.

I don't like Facebook too much, but so now, of course, you have friends...

...meet up with your friends, talk. They are beautiful things.

I have to say it is obsolete.

Formerly rose letters, there was that humanity...

...now where dry SMS, tweets received.

I'm not going to like this.

But you're talking to friends.

It says to me why aren't you writing? Could be a friend of me two million?

Wanna go to the movies so I'm going to talk about what can I gang up?

Move! Heart!

Fitas shallow. Everyone coke pattern you're screwed.

Do you understand? Does such nonsense? You're talking to your friend there.

You have to share, but paranoia is rising.

Do you put pictures on Facebook. With your coworkers. Is on vacation.

In esenyurt out of the bottom of the bikini.

Kazlıçeşme barbecue on the beach, while the picture you put up.

Christmas in your head, kuka. Very nice.

Then you say the CIA was looking at these accounts.

CLA!

Everyone's goal is keeping very high do you understand that? The CIA is after me.

Excalibur17 is looking for you-

To account for that shit... what is He the fucking CIA?

Pen - or spoken at the Pentagon make sure you don't.

Jack, did you see that? - yeah, right.

Muhittin Buckthorn from Kazlıçeşme.

to do with the relationship.

kill him!

Duf!

Grill half left, what happened, what happened?

It makes people feel important, that's the point.

Don't laugh, but. This is certainly, of course, is beautiful.

But who's driving this detail.

Refer to. The phone no longer a phone, it's not.

Inside the manual so you won't understand technologies...

don't make a habit of our nation..., read the manual so you know.

user's Guide. Gimme the fuckin'.

- What if that is the problem? - open and shut.

Now the Japanese, the Turkish grid doesn't print, you know.

There are English, German, Italian. Turkish water alone:

Hodey, vadey. An on-off.

He could recover, Yes.

No one reads the manual. The device in your hand that...

currently live there or something ...you're controlling it from.

Now, everybody's mad for not being penalised for being on the phone for 20 minutes.

because, in some way or. Oh, here we go.

Oh! Hah, hah, hah!

Now...

User Guide Encyclopedia as such, don't use it.

For example, have the technology to go to the moon in your hand on the device.

You can't take pictures man.

Megapixels what the hell, what lens, what was done.

Now I have been known in the analog era...

the street ...come on man, you have a machine doing if he had.

There at the most, you were waiting for the flash to come on.

Remember, of the bushing with the late late, late of the flood.

Book! I'll have another, but I'm waiting for the flash.

The flash you were waiting for. Now you're waiting for the burning of the man.

The machine in the hands of sophisticated...

I see ...Hey now, don't you know in the morning.

Saw is that it makes it easier.

What Are you looking at, a little rose, la.

I'll be damned. You go stand next to the sign, the flood will get you.

They're giving you is what most naive of the group, look at things like this happening.

He's nice... very nice.

tonight, no need for night mode.

won't take me, but I'm not there.

let's see... messages are passed to.

Settings sounds you're doing, how you are going back to a pine tree.

You don't have no job.

You wash your face in the daytime, you leave the house.

I'm going to take my picture lady. Fick, fick, fick!

Of course. Of course.

Abi made a black pen if I'm standing... it would be faster.

Went and looked again.

Yes... go on, here we go...

memory full.

Went to the library, you are entering...

uncle lying on the pullout bed ...erased...

I know this one, do you do anything for me?

Anyone explain me... I'm trying to look, don't get me wrong, what happens.

You know that you can say you love two people take a photo of ulan...

you're ...showing off in front of amma.

In our hometown the artist, the artist who said Don't do...

an ...interesting situation, there's a head.

Bro I wish you could take.

Technologically so seconds reduced now to business. Ckat!

It has gone do you understand that? No.

So again, with this machine. I saw that one too.

He came, he saw and hugged her.

I said Come on. Machine no.

He says to me, "what do we do?"

Who or us, why the fuck you're posing. Mobese does attract us?

Posing for whom?

He says, "Well?"

I said, Come hand-in red, let go.

You can send traffic.

I went to the mall.

Ten thousand people wants to take a picture. Okay, very good.

Let's see if we're going to bond for that moment...love this

...okay, let's say that you are loved. In quotes.

Ten thousand people, brother, do you understand that there should be nothing to you? So no work.

- Greetings. - Oo; let's go.

The book kitip, kitip, kitip, kitip, kitip!

What do I do then?

Is recorded on a photographic film or ten thousand?

Flash, Flash, that I'm so transparent now do you understand?

Phosphorus in my head don't.

I pulled a ten thousand, ten thousand of an offense is doing one in ten thousand.

Wow, so what are you... what...

what a spoiled boy!

One man in ten thousand you're my son, you're sick.

Dude I did get with everyone, hand bags...

crippled my back, you know, for years I'm telling you.

I threw myself down the escalator difficult.

The one that ran ten megapixels.

- Moon said, we were cektire. - I'm going now, SIS, I said.

God damn you!

Now! Cordially so so that.

Two megapixel love.

You know hell slow or ladder like that.

How I am going off behind my back like this I like going.

"who are you? Where can you be? What Are you guys in?

so what did you do? Who are you or what are you? Who the hell are you?"

KIP!

Now look...

you know ...

In Afyon we're filming.

So, blood, sweat and tears. Forty hours per working day. We are miserable.

We're staying in primitive conditions in camp life. We've got a hotel.

We are miserable. The hotel also has a spa like...

my health club, sauna, pool.

Two of my brothers work up sweat what everybody says it says there...

Enter into a Turkish bath ...and so do something you work. We said good let's go.

We went to the sauna.

Such vapor sauna seized in the ass you know...

...you're naked. One or two personal items, loincloth you're surrounded with.

You're standing. This sauna I mean what you said.

Four friends like this we're standing.

Through the steam, opens the door, walks in like that.

Or the guy making a documentary.

likes and moist areas this kind of Celebrities...

"Brother What Are you doing?" I say.

"We love," she says.

"I said:" You don't capture an image like this." what I'm saying.

"Your love," she says.

Now here's falling for you, you're going the loincloth...

Of course. Four people give you the pose, then think about it.

we've done that, but...

I wouldn't do that, either.

But there are creative people.

In Antalya, a buddy of mine from the concert, and the other came from the game...

...and other places. In a restaurant realized.

Everybody came from work, late hours. A meal is to be eaten...

a table like this merged or something, everybody came.

People very familiar was on the table in an instant.

one came in drunk, oh, brother, he said...

...he said a lot, he said there famous...

LED video brought ...this cock...

"I won't bother an individual," he said, "hands," he said...

We live like this, we got ourselves pulled out...

We've shot, we have delivered.

Creative did for me no problem.

Termin what happens if we run a on the way in advance for him to do so.

I swear to God! So, no problem at all for me, but...

So, now that thing use it. The nation is in the hands of what, what... what devices...

But I don't. But if you ask all of them.

they needed.

[WHEEZE]

Or a friend I see that now...

Read the drug package insert man. The post a little for coming in to raise his hands have gone.

Then says "What am I doing?"

I said, "it grows everything I wish."

Life would be good.

Of course, at night. "It's two minutes of my life. Hop, hop, hop, hop."

But, you won't never be any good.

You've done, you're back, they'll say: "was that 5 percent."

Every minute something new comes out, you know?

Abi really need it...

We're very very uydurukcu about the need.

It is forbidden to talk on airplanes or, for example, like this crazy people.

- I'll talk to you! - to talk about what LAN are you going?

The pilot's already somebody in charge. Tower speaks...

...I'm getting close, I opened the wheels, he says. Says I'm going to say it again.

You aren't talking to you, say to you on the plane?

Come on, let's you have a phone, so what do you say?

cloud everywhere... everywhere, Sabahattin.

don't like it, but it's going.

What can you say?

There are CEOs that do not turn on the phone until departure time. He's playing like this.

The hostess is going 20 times. "The gentleman to close."

wait a minute, okay, God. Up yet am I so stupid?

But how much is a second important for you? This is important so?

I saw this guy: Wheel LED plane touched on the runway, immediately get answered!

[The sound of stroke RUNWAY] we landed we've landed!

we landed we've landed. We landed safely, Yes.

Lan doesn't know more about the tower! Patience, patience!

We're on the taxiway, man, maybe five feet, after the tanker hit and we'll be torn to pieces.

[Bump] is now Burned.

in separate pieces, I'm, I'm burning up.

come on, Come on, so I've got, but close.

I'm very hot.

let's say hello.

Or are these actual, real, not a joke.

But, face it, this impatience is the enemy actually.

you're saying, Abi message don't either.

came in the mail I couldn't open the attachment. Worry about these?

This face, if you're a fan of you, you think you need face...

...is your enemy. For example, 20 years, 25 years ago...

someone accidentally ...could you Write a letter?

Could you write?

there was such a thing? So... I wrote a letter or accidentally.

really, a five-page. I pullamis I put it on. You!

False.

ignore him, I wrote wrong.

Would you like that? But right now...

one button ...the most intimate thing you're sending, you are the face of the enemy.

Our nation and now the male is such a simple device.

At night 12, after 1 pm, there are messages of the men suffering.

You Know: "I Miss You."

sleep?

You know them. Not written with the brain falls into the category of SMS.

"I miss it." Who is printing them? Printing from below.

This office is over there.

Abi 1 night. Digestion in the stomach now...

is doing something ...spleen, liver enzimliyor.

The idle like that a lot...

His full hours.

For you to do wrong, obviously.

when you are in trance you saying the following: me. text

Of course, this is it.

This is the enemy people.

text. Text.

you're saying: What?

Summer, are you asleep? summer.

the reason? I haven't slept, either.

Now this...

"Did you sleep?" Smile.

"Did you sleep?" Smiley.

Now you Adile Nasit?

Before sleeping? Who are asleep, who slept? What you are!

"I miss it." [Sending a message VOICE] okay...

Now some of you out there sends writes to miss. It says some sophisticated.

tell me I missed I missed that. Miss.

there is even a picture adorned with. Here are my miss...

Aha also as MMS...

even more if they miss, so take it.

No, God forbid. Maybe erotic, pornographic, you're writing something...

desires, rake, whips, leather is no longer free and easy.

The paragraph you are writing...

no one doesn't know how to recite anyone's phone, you're going alphabetical section.

Sending, desires, waterfall, it was like this that was it, went to the other side.

A - A - A - A, B - B - B-C - C - C - C-D - D - D - D-, Erdal abi, Holy shit!

Come on! Come on!

That letter folds, taking off, or...

The bill comes to him in the air like this, but it's gone.

What happened to his face? Became your enemy.

many times the machine that you want to ask: are you sure my son?

Look at it, that they did it on personal computers.

The computer repeatedly asks. You know what they are Machine.

- Delete. - off shall I?

- throw it in the trash. - Son...

Not to beat up too much on the technology I need. So you're getting the benefit, of course.

This is a need you can't deny that I have the part now.

Remember either I mean, you admitted in the past that don't have the same needs as me?

There were. They were communicating with pigeons.

This abundance of what heart mean.

It says, look, young man. Divit inkwell.

in the Topkapi Palace in the afternoon, I'll get you out of there.

[THE BIRD TO TAKE WING SOUND]

Did you go to bird migration...

...does, doesn't it? You're waiting for six hours...

...one... [the sound of bird's wings]

Passed.

after 12 hours, one bird, do you open: who are you?

it. [The sound of bird's wings]

How many pigeons have you at those speed chatlesme of yours I think.

At the feast, in the lamp oil you're sending 5000 people with a single button Mania. Don't forget him.

That Mani who's sending out, if you come here.

It is obvious that the one he obviously is getting out of hand.

Ulan holiday is coming, the lamp's niyetci you guys is this normal.

No one is "happy holidays, happy birthday, I wish" they don't have.

Holiday to generate income, the language of love.

give me your hand let me kiss your hand, up your ass. What is this?

How about this, what?

Everyone says mani.

burning oil lamp oil lamp, while, when opening a link love.

Religion for Rin dir for dirs, dirs dirs religion for religion.

Or try to be human. Happy holidays, good lamps. It ended.

Enjoy indeed, too bad it's not the technology...

the man from the road he was bringing news of three months.

Now, people are surprised, in ancient times wars or something. You're surprised how?

Now everyone has a headset in the United Nations...

the representative of a country ...talking to, listening to others.

People from all over the world.

He speaks French, Ghana is listening. Cat, like listening to Kenya.

No one in Ghana that is not translating.

what the hell is this?

Kenya? Kenya, what's going on?

What is happening in the world?

Diplomatic cevirsel a word wrong they becomes a problem.

what he said the French delegate lan? so. Think of.

A second a translation error, with a lack of dating event.

You wonder what you do then back to the Middle Ages? Man...

he was bringing news from the road for three months. That news would it be? Three months old.

- Eflak-Bogdan envoy arrived. - let Call.

What?

fire.

- what? - It was on fire, so...

should I go?

There is a saying, "don't shoot the messenger."

Do you know what that is?

The Ambassador in the ass's completely invented.

Because you forgot pimp. Forgot about the topic!

Egypt's envoy it's the king! -> Call!

- What the King said? - what King?

oh, King!

King

King

Pharmacy Faruk...

King

you want to land on you, or...

- What land? - Earth, no.

don't shoot the messenger, do you?

After the first butt that will guarantee it's age.

The man's territory you are in, what you're going to talk about the guy already?

- What did they say? - Abi, by God, you are clothed, open-

- don't shoot me, do you? - yeah, no.

He's son on the throne, your mother will have to greet, so...

He can't always save you, of course. He's keeping his head up, other things going on.

So I'm telling you, whatever you pray to live, their problems...

You say...?

came in the mail, I was unable to open attachment.

Either man is sending an ambassador to Transylvania, the messenger they send back a couple of spikes!

That guy is coming back...

- What did they say? - attachment look at!

He's coming with a stake.

Just look at the device you struggle, but there are a lot of service, learn that too...

...that's what I said. Job summary o.

What you found on the late Graham bell...

...have the same name as what we are using now isn't that funny?

Phone! What phone? The phone is...

Hello! Hello! Hello!

It was a box like this, or when you find the guy.

Graham Bell! He's my little boy.

I wonder how he found the phone? How phone, huh?

So busy thinking...

seriously, how-

should I start from scratch now...

It's not that either. So you know how to find out phone?

Hello? Hello? No, no one.

You found, what have you done? So, you found who did you call? Do you understand?

So either you've done, you might find than the one you've waited, so what?

How close to the phone?

Hello? Hello? No one.

Did you tighten the screw, or the last?

it was hard to find a very good one either and talk to me.

Well, too bad...

Tightening the last screw, you're playing...

The most unfortunate thing is that it's so...

[Telephone rings imitation does] Holy shit, they found...

Sir? E found you, I mean, come on, Billy?

That you couldn't wait two minutes.

the second summer for me, okay. Summer to me.

Graham bell, Yes.

the head 216.

These guys, they put their lives so we can let you alone...

...the inventor to his pan.

So now this guy until the morning worked. In the same way, you know, so I don't know is a symbol...

The guy who invented the light bulb, Edison. Working by candlelight until dawn.

So imagine having an unsympathetic wife.

try to turn it on the light! You'll be blind!

I'll get more I'll put on the fuck. What Are you saying?

This is his wife is never going to be any good you won't. Burns the light bulb guy...

"I'm ashamed to close!" she says.

Imagine Graham Bell's wife. Up in the morning a man is in the house...

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Yacht lady you.

- Hello! Hello! Hello! - come on Graham, Graham.

enough or enough either!

Graham.

Graham is also a very good shout for the title.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] GRAHANA!

enough, let's go!

ALO ALO ALO ALO! ALO ALO ALO ALO!

fuck! Who are you talking to?

I found a more recent or profit, who do I talk to?

enough, lets. Night night, don't get creative, come on!

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC STARTS]

[MUSIC STARTS] [APPLAUSE]

Thank you. The lyrics and music is a work that belongs to me...

The second part of the 3D...

Don't laugh. What happens when you don't laugh.

For the comedian to say it's ridiculous.

Don't Laugh... Don't Laugh...

3D 3D yes... but for me...

So... so don't come at me.

"Don't push me I can't believe it."

What happened? One fell behind.

Such a second part is a little more fun, what you notice.

I'm warning our sister.

How the kid, younger brother is having fun? I said to the boy, I'm sorry.

You okay bro, how are you?

Thanks... took all the information in the world of communication.

It's an unfortunate thing that technology to make a joke about...

when describing the more ...gets old real fast, you know? That unpleasantness.

I tell you this because you don't know my story you've already finished, and you're done.

So, my whole story I just people communicating with each other.

The majority on top of him. Currently have communication with the universe, you know?

Haberlesenl the universe. Kuantumcu!

I'm completely throwing out the negatives.

I'm sending to the universe.

The next one talks to, speaks to the universe.

there is a girl at work, it annoys me!

E talk? Dialogue setup? You tell him?

No! I'll send out to the universe.

From the universe if you can't, I'll get him off the puck.

Any of you guys? There are. Very fashionable for a few years. Kuantumcu!

Ulan apagir quantum physics to the arm. So the book is like a brick.

"Introduction to quantum."

So you ask what physics knows nothing... what macro Cosmos, micro Cosmos. I don't know...

...what was it, electrons, protons... I don't know what, there is no information.

What is dark matter, what's going on? The universe is expanding? They destroy.

From Apple "The Secret" book...

Wake the fuck up, he looks next to the Book of starch!

How deep can a thing be so?

rice flour, starch, AA, that I'm getting a flood! The secret...

Communication with the universe. The universe is sending. Hmmm...

Always material things is all about. Thousand pounds you want to say...

get completely into the universe! BIN! BIN!

The tape measure in their hand or not or do you know? The measure also they don't know.

Fuck the world, you know, this is the place. Got a lot of ground on foot and unpublished so...

the world even more unresolved.

How many planets in the solar system? Eight, nine? I had one a troubled planet.

How many planets in the solar system, ABI?

You can't solve by looking here, is that you know in advance-

how many planets are there?

Eight? Nine of our childhood-

Pluto! Pluto you had last? A pity that didn't turn out to planet baby.

That would be bad luck? Thirty billion years it's orbit.

A science teacher in a Brown suit says, "Pluto's not a planet!"

E I'm in orbit, and thirty thousand years, I'm going back to that.

You have inspired this one? You dared Saturn?

you go, you go. But go wide...

The solar system, you know...

the distance between the distance can be measured in ...and now it's not.

As big as the solar system. Billions from this solar system, galaxies.

That of the Galaxy this big cloud. There are hundreds of billions from the cloud.

There are hundreds of billions of her. Why am I telling you this?

E mail from America now, anything you demand; coming in three days is the fastest.

So, you want a thousand pounds from the universe, when it comes to...just to let you know

Him from hundreds of billions from it...

All the mass that you collect, in the face of the whole he was doing it.

Also there's so much space, you know?

So, the big boot on the other foot...

[EFFECT OF AN IMITATION OF] CEVVVVVVIR!

Exhausted from the heat of the entire universe...

Ah, the " Bahattin? Thousand pounds of water data.

Don't pay attention to such things.

You have your powers of your beautiful work, don't pay attention to them.

My job now it's a little weird.

I sometimes ask young people, "do you have Sandra: I really coddling?"...

...I'm determined, I'd pass.

There is so much coddling that it's not a brilliant work, but...

Look up to where a thing could be so...

what a beautiful day, working two hours a day.

Speaks to the audience in the foyer...

what works for two hours a day is good. Turns out, talking on the landing.

I work two hours, but every second was filled.

Two minutes work for you sometimes you don't. 09.00 - 17.00 I'm saying to employees.

The hidden unemployed. A lot...

The firm comes at nine...

Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!

Good morning, Madam Burcu! - Good morning, Kamil!

Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!

11: 00!

Up his computer Solitaire, King, Queen, and paste.

Tweeter, "I am at work. We came back again ... " blah, blah, blah.

A morning meeting now, "what are we doing today?" or something.

After that, "Mehmet Bey, what's for lunch?"

I'll have a soda it stops. In the afternoon a meeting...more

What are we doing today? Service what time does it leave?

What happened? I worked.

There are doubts about efficiency.

There used to be a joke on the public sector.

the five people he's put to the government ABI copy!

In the beginning, there is also a coordinator...

duplex! Duplex! Duplex!

Like in the private sector it's very different!

Now, there are of course many beautiful works. What great titles there are, I'm sure him.

So, I don't think him a wannabe comedian.

The title is very important!

For instance, in our profession there is.

So if the king did this "Professor Comedian!" is not a thing.

You have the titles.

Behold, The "Coordinator". "Sales Representative, Director Of Marmara Region"

Sales Representative! When there is a sale so that it represents, you know?

Pinar Lady From Human Resources.

Coordinator, General Coordinator. Director, General Manager.

CEO! The semiallahu hamideh of lime!

What titles, what a title!

We, for instance, we use them as mocking.

Call the coordinator between us we're doing no business.

When shooting a movie or something. "Coordinator" or so.

Those who don't do any work Coordinator to do business.

Also general Coordinator, not to make poor grades for those who don't.

To the beginning of the title "general" is here...

title holder ...he's playing, he's happy. However, it is ridiculous.

For example, the beginning of something, so see it as language knowledge.

The beginning of a concept to "general" when it comes to the negative meaning it falls, see?

For example, a definition of culture, is huge. You can't tell Paragraflarca culture!

General culture, a description of a low Dink. A definition of home. Home!

Brothel, it's over.

The Director General did you put it...

The Director-General.

My favorite title Intern. The backbone of a company! Intern!

There among you Intern? Intern, Oh, my darling.

Money... don't. The intern.

Already slaves of the trainee is French. The intern.

[French] work, work, work...

- Money? no money.

They say it's our company you called, right? It's called the company.

That called in today, will try it tomorrow, will try it tomorrow.

The fuck is he a man in our country ends.

However, the company give you 20 a month on paper, you Company try. Isn't that better?

What sector are you in?

[By spreading your mouth] E - Food.

E - food, new? Electronic Food.

E - Food, in other words, a product's.

Completely over the internet. So...

Like Apple says, Apple in the shape of a mailing. E-Food.

Normal "e" on "e"?

[By spreading with your mouth Open] e...

The point is this.

Do you read me, baby? Read, look!

My dear brother. What Are you reading, bro? You're in high school, in college?

High school, senior year. Do you have a dream profession have you chosen?

So...

Very cool, man, forget it.

Self-employed, is the most beautiful.

See farfetched a dream like this instead of thinking I appreciate.

So because I'm not anything, kid, of course I will support.

Just him is all I want to be a comedian.

But, for example, when he gave an unexpected profession, families upset, even surprised.

What fret, it was something else.

So, we never expected family, unexpected unexpected the profession are turning to the boy sometimes.

Especially when younger. I'll be a fireman!

Fireman, where are they coming from the influence of their minds... these Hollywood.

So, we call the Hollywood Effect. Now you are watching in the movie.

N. Y. F. D Fire Department Of New York!

Colin Farrell is a lot like this coming down the pipe.

Men like Brad Pitt like in the flames. I want to be a fireman says.

Then happens, is in the hands of tea that is sitting in the firehouse in Fatih.

brother saban, pipe want to skate? Ehe!

He hoped that Hollywood just can't find the action.

Last I was a kid, about your age. I'll be a lawyer said.

I said Look, it's beautiful, but I said...

So we need Courthouses. The needs of the legal world.

Everyone agrees that's a career, it's beautiful.

But I said, If you want to be if you would be disappointed with Hollywood effects.

Now an American has a court scene. A cliche in the movies, court scenes.

The lawyer spread the theatrical movements... how much it's spread.

your honor, I object.

So now the US Courthouse in your mouth bow, starts from 6 months.

Appeal where to protest! As the file's head already.

Courthouse it says, but you like Pacman that maze...

justice, justice, justice, justice.

theatrical American Court. I object.

Close! Rejected! Sustain! Overload!

The jury, jury, you're leaning.

this the man you saw, in fact he's not the guy you see.

Of us who have throat so red in the courthouse? I'll tell you, bailiff.

He's the most shallow one. Bring in the accused.

Muharram, 2 units of tea.

The bailiff, who wants to be.

Not to be left out in the open, you'll know the truth, it is.

But like I said in the title, the title is beautiful.

Don't run from the only title, of course, your business...

Now, back home from work, so the number of people who are not satisfied.

In fact, we ourselves always want to crush, you know?

"Brother, go or anything but we're not happy we're coming."

You put yourself down in the bar... you know?

Look, we were making a movie in the opium.

I haven't seen such an example. A great lesson, I'm telling intimate.

In Afyon we're filming. The film baby diaper manufacturer.

You know, in the first ages goes. We're filming in opium.

So nature or something appropriate, such thing we're in a place a little farther from town, the camp life.

Even when it is crowded and at least 150-200 people we are. We are full most 400 persons.

We need such a commode.

If you've requested from the municipality in such a commode?

Like to address the requirement.

They sent a garbage truck a car from astern, but the car is very old.

So, with begging eyes looking at me, "your shit brother..."

400 people have it, or are part of a meal, you understand.

It is not possible for us to endure.

Like I said camp life or the difficult circumstances or something. Toilet, so intense, something to be used.

We opened the phones blah, blah, blah, this does not save us.

Not remember wrong now, received a call from Istanbul from Bursa.

There is a bus very frequent, you can hire such organizations Toilet.

He's waiting for coming. We are working constantly.

Abi arrived on a bus, the set approached. Razor!

Landed through two men, father and son. They opened their sun.

Glasses mounted, this Salvatore Ferragamo.

Such plug he stood. They said: "the toilet."

Our team said: "Don't got this shit in the US."

Now, you gleaming. What I have to know or...

Now we expect the guy who runs such a loser Toilet will be music.

Because of that, it's kind of obvious. I mean...a loser

- What Are you doing? - Toilet, brother ... eh eh.

- How does it work? - Shit! Eh eh.

Find an excuse to oppress ourselves. Look man, what did you do.

The man is a bus Toilet design. Came like a razor.

I went inside. Such plasma televisions, PlayStation, Skylife magazine.

He also Eros is stealing. Tiziano Ferro plays.

Everybody was like: "see, see!"

Folks had to front fastening.

Father and son, they stood like that the bathroom owners.

The kit is prefect came to visit. So who is the producer went straight to the bathroom like that.

We are walking around with shorts like this. Look, sincere...

I said: "friend, this guy here is a sample man.

Your own sets so that set the bar this time, you know...

You've got to hear reverence. I said, I'm going to meet this guy, I went with it.

I said: "dear brother, you are an interesting man, I want to recognize you."

Cemcig. said.

Or repentance and Ola. Subject the toilet or the toilet!

cemcig, when you look at today...

...our job is to represent the summit in...

Man is the latest in the digestion of...

...says the summit we represent. This self-confidence I admire.

We we cemcig this summit. said.

our country today, when you look at the biggest stars is always with us. said.

in US, Tarkan, Kenan first time. , he said. I'm listening the fuck like that.

A bus segirteyi that I said on a Dec. I'd maybe see the photos.

Behold, they put a picture of restaurants famous for their patron.

Where Are you going, tarkan, Kenan...

While reading a magazine and leaves like a lamb to slaughter.

Or, I said: "Brother, you do what you're an interesting man."

"You put a name to this bus I'm going to work for you, I'm going to film A commercial."

- can we do that? - We Do. I said.

Kakabus that I got a name. A commercial designed.

This takes place in the unemployed. I'm playing, I'm coming like that.

You're a star, you a star? The movie on the mountain ridge?

Shitting Where Are you?

This comes by making a dimmer switch. Also and also...

Kakabus! Tarkan hit! Kenan first time, fitrat!

Lean, fuuuuy!

Kakabus!

Kakabus! Fucked up now.

Slogan could change, no problem.

It could be a slogan that gives you more confidence. "Kakabus! Your ass is your ass." or something.

He was glad, said: "Let's make this movie."

I said: "Brother, this movie?" Are you crazy?

But I've learned my lesson. So, through covering ourselves of the chance to oppress me.

Look man, what your job is doing.

We too ourselves we're wired to crush him...

Surely, you already have a good job, is a separate issue.

Odd jobs are the ones out there.

Me, So, of course, the thing that caught my attention, your profession, your...

...be better than the guy in the scene. That's the fucking truth.

Looks a bit like you that was my profession. You haven't... "the man weigh."

78 in the year, my aunt scales, sent from Germany. Like scales. Home type.

I said, after all. I bought I put in front of the apartment.

Weighed it in the whole neighborhood. My intent childhood,...

...make lemonade, or have something to sell or stuff like that...

that we need ...not!

I see on the street "ponder, ponder." I said fuck it I win.

I gained 105 pounds of money. In half a day.

5-year-old child, for 105 pounds, big money. So tell me, I'll give you a scale...

1 Lira you were dying when you're eating ice cream as a child.

You were dying of diphtheria. It wasn't going away that ice cream.

1 Lira.

105 pounds? So you can't imagine as a child. A bag of money.

I was so excited. I went home. My God, I said...

Kid brother. What I have an accountant, what I'm or something. I'm so attached to direct.

I said 2. how a campaign should I do? Money it came too sweet, and I enjoyed it.

I said, you want to sell lemonade, but I do have the intent or something...

I think of them. I woke up bro, I'm going to get on the scale. 2. my work day is. No!

Took my brother.

[Changing tone] he's got a brother!

My brother bought it!

In front of the apartment building down the fuck down, it's not there.

Now that he is 5 years older because his Google Earth wide. Go further afield.

Went to a central place, and so the big money will break.

I waited a whole day. I am 5 years old. Came back, 1 TL, 1 pound!

Look, the same scales. If ponder and weigh...

105 pounds... zero...

It has been 34 years. Always at the same rate we won! Always!

Didn't the guy never break the line!

And my first job as I did, the scales at my house still stands.

My first money making thing. Scales.

The memory is therefore very sad... [networks will sound like]

I've already told you I cartoon drawing. Also in the eighties...

...Tourism, hotel management of the schools was the explosion. Do you remember?

tourism is booming, tourism is booming!

there was a time that. Tourism was exploding, did you hear that?

- Tourism is booming... - Tourism is booming!

There has been a critical break in that period.

In the old days, the motto of the generation before us;..

Tourist currency brings. was.

The 80s was a thing! "Tourist fuck people,"he turned the e.

It's a very sad thing... do you know what happened?

They cut out pictures of women, foreign magazines, newspapers...

they put it in the papers. It doesn't matter who.

Anonymous photo. This woman's photos...

"Helga, loves Turkish men."

The boatman's oar overlap me...

Turkish men like to drink their ale, I'm coming...

With respect to such domaldig me, I'm not easy...

Obnoxious was made in such publications.

people said, " Oh, this will need qualified workers in the tourism sector!

We're laughing now, but, can I tell you something?

Look at 2012! Than you and me, a little more blonde called, the people in the resort town of...

how they're harassing, you know? Foreign thinking!

If that is normal. This table is so bitter.

Tourists coming here who thinks they created 30 years ago to hook up a stack.

Because the affected folks, you know? This lying thing, news.

How dangerous it is.

This summer I heard more dialogue. In front of a discotheque.

Tell me, do you approach the issues, stranger?

Hello, are you disco?

Are you disco!

Pimp knows the language! Look, do you see?

Are you, the Mare you have. So he knows the shots!

Are you disco said. The woman "excuse me?",...

are you Cola?

So it is a treat, with plenty of heart.

That's right it doesn't say Let's fuck. "You are, disco, and Cola are you?"

The woman said, I picked up a maniac it's obvious. No, saying something, this thing said...

uh, What Are you?

Disco so I said, I've offered a coke, what more Can I do?

What Are you?

Keep their hands to tourism, hotel school...

those mid - ' 80s, exploded like this. They said:

Raise the child you need to let people let you get. Language or something...who knows

in contact with those they lead. We're the generation that we have.

Anadolu lisesi with hotel management schools. Providing training in foreign languages.

You learn the kitchen, service, front desk, housekeeping. ...

What have we learned! So I remember...

we were so ...so cool!

It means that or in the kitchen it's good to know; you just...you're going to the restaurant

...a front plate. You need to know about his adventures. Where that is coming from the plate?

The hotel is a platter of 33 inches. The meat in the middle, frequently...

I don't know what lamb marinated in the ass!

A figure with balsamic vinegar! Plug-in like this the puree of peas from the hotel's signature.

Plate was 115 pounds...

You that with that "in French I'll talk?" you look like that.

However, in the back of that plate, with a masters from Sivas adventures.

I need you to know it.

bergamot give siktirtmey your spleen!

So when you come here... [speaks French]

What is happening on the road now?

I worked in every department. The hotel is, you know, it's interesting.

You know, Housekeeping... what housekeeping.

Hani in the hotel room, you're trying to open the bed linen doesn't...

...he is the one who got her.

What is that bed? Come on I slept.

Or this sheet, do you know why they're blocking?

Housekeeping, with an average salary lowest division.

let's go to sleep! Come on go to bed!

I worked a lot, and housekeeping.

You hit the door, you do it.

Housekeeping! Housekeeping!

Do you know what that is? Housekeeping so; I'm coming...

Don't let me catch you up a twig balls.

Housekeeping. There is such a tradition. English on yell.

"Housekeeping!" However, the guy lies his ass knocked over in there.

Is there anyone who doesn't know English.

- What's Haus? - Keeping.

house, house!

I'm in the hotel!

Or, what he heard in those ears!

I swear to God.

I worked in housekeeping...

I tried to ...Shoulder. That is, large parties, Proms I worked at.

As a waitress, as a busboy.

I was just wiping glasses a day to 10 thousand. Ten thousand!

Everybody says ' where do you find so?

I had plenty of my time, I have the time.

I had a lot of time, at the age of 16-17.

10 thousand like the glasses. Human is illuminated at that time.

Something seemed.

Oh... I get it!

I'm enlightened.

You know else is happening in life you learned in school.

We we were so so cool. In the mid - ' 80s.

It was marginal information.

I have a friend who is 15-16 years old in high school now straight.

Pity only half a baby knows how to put the cheese on the bread.

Glas you're having sauce at home, domi. Did you know?

Sato Biryan how much more I can thin slices.

I was making my own mayonnaise in the house, a 15-year-old brother.

Oysters oysters are full of how to die without the squeeze of lemon, or something.

On account of this we were. We were gourmets.

Summer halva I eat folks such wounds.

That information was marginal at that time. Now...

everyone knows now. Everyone gourmet. Did you know?

A single house, even now, he put boil the pasta and also lap, don't.

Everyone something I'm ekeliye, bergamot, soslandirayi.

Of course. Everyone gourmet. Television programs, Master Schaefer yemekteyiz, these, those.

You're watching on TV. I'm not saying that open programs, roving Anatolia. Those separate.

There is a so. Open, such. The nation eats bread.

You know they're walking around with this lapel microphone.

- Hello, Auntie. This ricotta cheese? Yes.

The nation's bread Ulan what you are eating there.

He, you know!

They're going like this, or small such a shame Auntie making pancakes.

- Hello, son! - Hello, aunt. Gürcan TV.

Ulan 4 people was going to eat him. Terez!

Not him, not him.

They have some special gourmet program. Follow them.

Especially for young people, children or...

if ...your family, your family I will speak to. To distinguish food if it makes your family...

...there is one program, you follow him.

Mehmet Yasin cnnturk program.

Everything a person place? This is the place!

You know program.

What's his name? Flavor Stops.

Friend. Mehmet ABI is now very soft-spoken, an important Explorer.

I read your articles very much trip, I'd. I've known from the past. For these few years...

...gurmecilik. But a little later gurmecilik. Did you know?

Abi, said gourmet tastes, this is what he eats.

It's like your AC pain is gone.

gourmet, or anything like that would it be? Pour the chickpeas just a little bit more!

This gourmet?

Hell, the gourmet plate is lifted, would you?

I saw it once, su böreği was presenting.

Or pan the camera such made no pies.

Buried pastry doing this to him. "Pull, Pull, Pull."

Buried spring rolls, already.

It's plate came a sound, I swear to God.

Does this sound like, fistt!

He says, "have a taste of chrome light." So, you ate the plate.

Ah, Mehmet ABI, oh. Very sweet guy, too.

Are you watching, who knows?

Did you watch? You're watching CNN?

I think it's either a lie, even the name of the program. That "tastes".

The actual name of the program should be: "Anatolian"

Or Mehmet ABI, eat, then go to restaurants that.

Introduce us to introduce. What Are you eating?

Gnam gnam gnam gnam gnam...

But a brave man, there is God.

As Brave as the crocodile Hunter. Uh...Australian crocodile Hunter

here is the pleco he shot the dead guy or something.

This is a very brave man. Wearing pink knitwear Anatolia travels.

It's not this little thing.

- antep today. - Inshallah.

But here's the thing. Were now a thing of the past.

- Or I'm going to complain to rtük. - What?

Or, the AD comes out the sausage, or sausage of our children who is envious.

How the fuck is this program?

Let's get out of Here Now, go home in the night 2, 3 or something once...

I'm coming to coincide with ...sometimes. Friends what kind of food?

2, Night 2, Gone...

...I throw, now I don't know the region.

sure like the shins if you come to Manisa kebab.

Night 2, 2! Look you're the same way.

[IT MAKES A SUCKING SOUND WITH HIS MOUTH]

Night 2, Mehmet ABI. You open the closet, half yogurt.

There is a yogurt in the water.

if you come here, don't miss it. Or how do I get there, it's 2 in the morning.

I opened the phone, the pilot I called, got me in Manisa. 17 minutes, it's a shame.

[LAUGHTER] shut up, even if she suspected the silence.

This is what happens when some laughs: He He He, the plane! No way.

plane or none at all, huh?

when in doubt in doubt. There is a plane, is the plane?

no, just kidding.

doesn't fly I guess, huh?

because if it's not funny.

It's been 30 years Ulan the car hard they digested it, what plane it's on. I don't have a plane.

Okay, this is such bullshit?

Gourmets here the other day, while telling anyone who is in the audience do you like?

Huh? Vedat Milor.

3. vedat Bey was sitting in the row. Full brother Mehmet talking about...

when I looked up, such a small little vedat Bey Slips down.

He thought, to escape into the subway from there.

Vedat beycig I said, What happens...don't let me interrupt you

...I told you, you are a real gourmet. What I'm really feeling.

Mehmet ABI, now us. He eats, he eats.

Okay, found a way in. We don't mention it.

Gourmet vedat Bey, but now there's God. You do realize, right?

V For Vendetta. You Remember On NTV.

Dude, the guy previously yemislig. Whenever went always says...

before this I ate. Mehmet ABI it's not like...

Mehmet ABI ...sees for the first time.

Mehmet ABI I saw this. Aaa! ROASTING!

Now...

vedat Bey always: I ate it in Paris.

before I ate it, it didn't caramelize.

bring this lemon drizzle, drizzle bring. says.

Something truly in the business... Well, I work on did you know?

But it's kicking up a lot in Istanbul. For example...when someone goes to a place in Istanbul

...In nişantaşı, all nine chief iyn I'll tell the chef that...

...a soldier's Soldier. Vedat Bey says goes...

you've done anything like this...

why's that? I guess it's just not right.

let's take your points for ambience, it says something...or I drop your star

...man, this Soldier.

I'll do just that, Sir, when I'm I'll get caramelized. case.

It was my brother's fault Vedat, Mehmet the attention of Evening Dresses was...

...Anatolia tour has asked for.

Or big brother, you know you're a really nice guy, holds your DNA?

Mehmet ripped. They give Kete eats.

They give Hedik, bury. Vedat Bey gone now, baby...

The DNA didn't match.

Went to the Black Sea, they tried to give pita bread with that shovel in his mouth.

still like this a child is asking: did you use grease in it?

The man says: eat, eat, eat! says I mean.

The guy already trades, restaurants...

it's the camera that every place, crazy guy.

Fifty-missing plate so it will sell.

those lights are fucking or pull.

Tradesmen came.

Vedat says, ambience, or something.

Adam says: Amli mamli talk what ambiance?

So far from each other.

But cultural services. Now, here is...

Because you're taking a bit of inspiration at a dinner at the house and watch...

if you discover or a restaurant, Yes?

It's so weird because our kitchen is very spacious.

There are very good masters. Around the world you eat.

So all kinds of: Traditional Ottoman, Turkish cuisine, Authentic...

many locals, too.

The king of Italy in Istanbul, so you can eat.

French or something, think this through. We're very good at that, trained staff.

We are also in the presentation goes a little bit...

a food are, who we are exploding and there.

Of course. For example, how many different presentations are there? Service you have you read it?

No.

Look how reformed?

How tonladi "no". Did things like this.

I mean he's made it clear that no. Service didn't read?

We also, for example, how many kinds there are ways of serving?

Let me give an example, for example, one a la carte.

A la carte isn't it? No?

One a la carte.

There is a presentation a la carte: a menu comes...

partner selects something from there ...and tells. It's a la carte.

There are table d'hote: there is one Food Group that you'd prefer someone from the Food Group.

There are a few things: - eat buffet. Your favorite buffet.

Buffet buffet our nation... you know what?

Plateau where when you drink the soup, you're cutting revani...

That's the buffet.

He's like. Our nation in the event with a buffet it is very odd.

Such as "Take, get it together!"

Or, you can't see it from an Englishman.

British baby coming to the buffet, slice the avocado is putting...

it goes like this..., and olives. Then again, I get the sense.

We also it isn't. "Done, done!"

you son Gürcan profiteroles container.

So disgusting dishes I see profiteroles on barren...

stuffed eggplant ...I don't know, adds up.

So, it's over!

So ambition you're doing, don't do it what happens when.

No, that tazelenec and continuous buffet there for you, don't worry.

Do you know what fear is? Fear: "It's Over!"

Fills fills. Dishes what I saw...

...filling filling filling fell.

Both static or doesn't know...

and the plate fills.

Do you know what the trick is?

Your brother's here's a life saving thing.

Now plates at the buffet are small; around 17% or 24%...they put a plate of

...you get in that tribe, you understand?

what a fucking, I'm fed up with it, what is this?

Did you get the idea plate, 17%. You're going to the American salad...

American salad base with you?

Also potatoes you're going to do a retaining wall.

The plate 25? Upload!

Static!

Expiration to the bottom, to the top of the legumes vicious.

So vicious is intense. Let's just say that engineers here Abi...

so ...static. The bottom is Barren of folks putting...

like the floor of sand. Do you understand?

- Or stuffing fell! - Ee stuffing fell vicious?

You'll lay American.

Look, a political joke.

Now... [applause]

At the buffet I save lives. It's the truth.

But here on alakart all tied up with yourself. We're having a hard time there.

What restaurants we have. By Allah, ha around the world.

But that is a subject presentation.

The waiter, man. The waiter us something else. So now...

Waiter French, the English butler.

These other.

These magazine ours Encyclopedia.

Once you have a waiter in the US.

what can I get my brother?

Tonluyor everything that that can give.

what can I get my brother?

What Are you giving me?

what can I get my brother?

What Are you giving me?

what can I get my brother?

What Are you giving me...

What you say, how can that be a relationship?

Or friends, menu right, menu, Menu!

No French see the movies, an Italian movie an American in...

Selects from the revenue man here. Cold, warm, main dish, side dishes aren't sweet.

The sec, isn't it? No brother. Despicable menu a kind of like a piece of paper, like a book.

What the hell?

Us menu?

It is our perspective.

Mudavimcilik us so. I mean when you go to a restaurant...

what will you give me? How can they give me?

Or I went with my friend. Iskender kebab.

Is a generic name. It is no longer registered. Alexander either.

More Alexander.

we went, that's what he said: What will you have me?

So, Alexander.

Alexander us?

I mean this in head.

So a menu or something...

Even so, elaborate menus at the edge of the shore. Like this are being taken.

Because it's so sumptuous menus. It sounds like this...

You can't ask where, you're afraid to ask.

can I get a menu?

I don't know, can you get it?

Al.

The fifth menu. The menu is just thrown to the side.

There is such a thing, I mean.

- What Are you giving me? - what can I get my brother...

You're leaving me, man?

Is my favorite.

me.

I don't eat either.

me.

I want to Cutlet.

I should give it to my brother.

Or you come for dinner you removed to test?

Look, our our food culture is called grill.

You know, the head man of your group of friends for a barbecue.

Him, recognize the man you remember.

A barbecue is always located at a single eye closed like that.

In the hands of the dryer, of course.

- Erdal. - I'm right here.

Of course you're fine, you pimp. Ate there 3 pounds. Of course you're better.

You're close, lop lop you're taking.

- track? - Track will be...

but I ate it.

Imagine going to a restaurant with this guy now.

It dominates the group leader...

say what you want you already don't. Do you understand?

He is now the leader of the group. Sit-12 people.

You can check the fucking menu. There's a lot of love.

Behold, in his own way, you can do a combination. Ha, I'll take this soup, that's something...

Ohh there are so many great things.

Look!

leave it to me.

There you go now.

- What Are you gonna do? - I'll leave it to him.

After all, we eat.

Or have you noticed that there is a movement like this?

Ordering hit the clamp into the hands of the Open Group remains. Do you know?

In the US, where no water because: I want to chickpea pilaf. Come here for the yogurt.

There is no such thing.

There is necessarily a movement like this.

What are we gonna do brother?

Bro... what do you... you know?

do you know what you do to us?

These two brothers are two sentences.

Us know what you do, what you do, do you know us?

With eating and drinking about an order from scratch.

Soup normally with a hose was coming.

Look, Bahattin abi said plate.

do you know what you should do? Fuck it in the menu.

Look! So... this is something that is drained from 1 million observations.

This nine hundred ninety-nine point nine.

What do you do... Brother popup menu.

I do a little of all.

put in the middle of it.

Geometric order disease.

Reveals. Restaurant Euclidean, Pythagorean Restaurant...

Tomorrow, let's go the only question we will ask is:

the salad occur?

don't make a straight line to the corner.

Or in the middle? The only question Is this. Like you're looking at have a tape measure in our hands.

Ha medium. Salad reveals. I think everything is in place.

cosine on the soup...

...hors d'oeuvres worth the tangent.

Did it arise? I haven't seen the world now. Maybe you weren't, you tell me.

For God's sake have you seen? In a MOVIE have you seen?

So you've been watching American movies.

You went to Italy you've toured, you've been in a restaurant in France.

Have you seen something like this?

look!

Come here.

Fuck the menu!

home... everything... everything...

...but with little...

...into the middle.

[APPLAUSE]

Have you heard of?

Look I swear I heard it.

Now, you say, "you're joking with us I give you rhyme cemcig."

a little middle too. It looks good did you?

My brother, this isn't a joke. This is a true story.

We went for a European tour. Breakfast in there already eating and drinking... Now you'll notice is difficult.

Here's a French breakfast of coffee and Jean Pierre making baby pirates.

So does it come to us? Pirate already 9 When asked the waiter:

Ho? Vale van?

What van LAN the Vale of the oil.

Had I entered the buffet Allah. I made the base with feel.

I'm with waffles genlestiriyo.

Something like a fruit plate. I have all harman. I am coming.

I sat down, I'm eating. I tore the buffet.

This one caught my eye.

My cousin the Anglo-Saxon man is struggling with. Such.

I caught one. I saw doing that to the waiter.

So I heard that and I gave an ear I swear to you.

Everything he said... Everything.

Or the guy never in his life heard such a thing.

Made it look like that.

Everything?

Everything!

everything... but little...

...right in the middle.

And I realized that...

Friends! This kid is not like a man who doesn't know English, so ha.

Don't misunderstand. This kid I mean the guy Boğaziçi graduate.

The Brotherhood of the peoples of the world write a composition about the pattern. You're writing.

So it is in English.

M. on the other hand, neither his notes, however, past perfect...

all or every thing all the molds, although, be used to...

He knows about everything.

But there is such a thing as social language. The guy means the spirit of the donut table.

English Dunkin Donut...

...until.

Say what, boy? Now this...

Do you know us in which our habit is this actually?

This is our we have perfection.

Most of what puts us in a difficult position. Now, for example...

Fluent in English in our country does have a problem with? Left?

It's an insult to ask someone if they know English.

- do you know English? - Who? ?

come on!

? Go man! Oh, not at all.

have fun with someone else.

Now look at him. Indeed, when we look at the European average, compared to the younger population...

a third language of our knowing ours is second rate too high. Indeed we are.

That it's there. Shaving these things do you understand English or something?

Job applications do you not see? Interview questions that they give.

- Foreign Languages: English Probably fucking.

" come on.

in English, How do you know? - to tell about my problem.

What is wrong with it?

I don't know English.

If we're doing or where we have Abi, I'm going back to the beginning.

Consistency isn't a thing like that, but God is for us, we're all set.

We believe we can always comedians, they are talking about the shortfalls of our people.

Despise people. Let's say from the LAN.

It's nothing like that.

Our people, I've said too much.

Because I know that if we leave, like a balloon, will rise immediately.

The weights from this place we can go.

For example, many is going to know English. This child drama.

He wants to talk to and great. Do you know what is his reason? Trauma...

The trauma of Anatolian high school. The trauma of Anatolian high school preparation.

84 year, you're in Kusadasi, preparation of new finished...

...your mother, your father or saw der tourist;

my son talk to me tourists.

I'm either going to talk or what.

talk to my son. - what do you talk to him?

Where Are you from?

Now, these days, the Soviet Union collapsed blah, blah, blah.

Like global world, when everyone's gone she's studied abroad, but...

in Kusadasi 84 that, together with the sand in the bathing suit...

if you have ...remember that, he pushes you.

Excellent talk talk, If my disease, you know.

I see a lot of now or something in the airport, passport in hand, you'll...

entering ...the more you burn. "EU citizen", the "others"

Others

Those who could?

EU citizens, non-EU employees to get on the side with a pickle barrel...

Made from goat cheese ones. You're in a tribe with them.

Makes me want to touch you for everything you're looking for a place to oppress yourself.

Or just relax, relax. Be a tourist.

A tourist.

Passport to giving is excited.

Like passport, the officer will read you all your choosing.

Hi Hi, Hi Hi, Hi Hi.

Don't look at that first, that first I saw your face... don't look at what's out there.

Everyone is trying to look like a passport photo.

Jerk, he's looking too, like, say, we're going to England...

like the guy is the head of the monarchy.

The passport officer, fuck you, hit you mark, do your job. Put us to the tribe.

Thermal camera he sees you, red, are you seeing the load as it is loading.

Closing, going on the computer, sometimes a good friend, ask a colleague or something...

They're the worst. You then get you like this, you little brat.

what happened, uncle? What happened?

can I enter the UK?

I have money with me, uncle, I have money.

I came as a tourist, I'll be back in Turkey.

I have the power. Or fuck you, England.

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]

Crush, crush, crush yourself.

I had to grind a thousand kinds.

He's looking like the guy, is he a tourist or something... the hell you are.

There you go, you'll get two shoes, one T-Shirt...

you're going to eat two croissants, and the Eiffel you're going to, I don't know what, you're going to Big for me...

...what do they mean?

5 kilos of cocaine hidden in the ass like everyone.

Crushing self-or so.

You are taking the passport, the filter filter filter, hits the full mark, is closing...

will give ...full, look, the question is, "what's the purpose of your visit?"

Well, my favorite moment!

What those ears heard was in English.

You kind of expect, or yellow line and red line...

you wait there in the front ...until the end.

What I hear. Anything you don't know the language, I don't never mention it to him.

Because they say; "what is your purpose of visit?

Hi?

Ih? Do you know him? Huh? Do you know him?

This means oxidization in a language you don't know.

In other words, the air burning with the foreign language.

- What's the purpose of your visit?" -?

There is no such thing.

He didn't say.

This. - "What's your purpose?" - Huh? This Is Okay. In the pocket.

I had one, parallel flow in English, do you know him?

Hoping for help from the side queue. ...

What is your purpose?

Bahattin, come, my son.

So, knowing the language, the language between the parallel flow.

These guys it's not a comedy.

This guy doesn't know.

The actual cost is over here. The actual cost like you and me.

He knew so much because they are wrong.

The question here is my brother, we have all accumulated many years of TOEFL, proficiency they, they, they...

All those grammar lessons blah blah blah...

Out there that wants to blow up.

What's your purpose of visit?

could you remind about purpose of visit to take my mind...

[EXPLAIN THE PURPOSE OF THE VISIT WITH A VERY GOOD ENGLISH]

...either, neither I, nor Bahattin this purpose before thinking...

...but on the other hand...

What the fuck?

Neither his notes, to be used...

Shall I, Shan nor.

I heard you shan't, you shan't!

- do you have anything to Declare? - "No, I shan't".

The midwife Shanti.

Got 3 people in England who speaks English what the hell is this.

The hell is a citizen of Pakistan asking the question already.

The guy's accent; "What is your purpose of visit?" [BAD WITH AN ACCENT ASKS]

The man says to you; [BAD accent] "what's the purpose of your visit?" says...

my citizens ...is that...is giving my TOEFL

Or, say, a tree, a tourist, for the tourist.

Tu. R. Tobin. Tourists also. So what's up?

We say those things, triptych...

let us not be ashamed of ...months, let's talk like the British. Or leave them.

Go to America, on the east coast on the east coast let me do the talking...

On the west coast, West Coast ...let me do the talking.

My Japanese, that would be good, let me think Japanese.

Such a thing is possible?

So does such a thing exist?

Arigato gozaimasu.

Ov, your Japanese great Japanese, do you?

Yes, the Japanese.

- E eyes? - The Mirror of the heart.

Or don't do them, it's best not to do it ourselves.

Like I said, You're a tourist, relax.

You were gone for 10 days, relax, or bro.

A Laughing Man, look, I'm not talking to you...

...man is coming here, how much do you speak Turkish?

The king comes...

The day I saw a cab from the airport say an American who...

same in English, German, French, Spanish to learn, I promise.

So, American cab is able to say;

let's get clear, bro, off the coast.

Native if a native here, can you tell?

The king even looking at the paper, it says;

Ehm, Blue.

Blue.

Sultan?

The cabbie says, “Oh boy we did her engagement today.”

The Belgians on the back of it says, why the meter is spinning like a Disco Ball.

Why go back? From the grammar. Sultan?

You're too scared.

There's the man coming at US, says what they're talking Turkish?

I have to come in Istanbul 2 times.

Grammatical where? You know, what happened?

Grammar you that you're afraid of, look, the guy never tinmiy?

You say, master, Steve spoke.

come there, she wants to come again Istanbul.

you're talking a lot of you my son.

What he's talking about fucking pissed away.

We are tearing him down are we?

Also her grammar test and then we "come to Istanbul."

Steve sit the fuck down, sit down.

You came in Istanbul infinitive LAN?

"You have come to." What time, what time did you come in?

I, I'm coming, I'm coming, random I wrote, I come, I come, wish I could come...

fuck you get out of here.

He speaks English, you idiot. Fuck...

Is there such a thing? No.

You think anyone out there got a crush on you.

can I help you?

E me.

rescue told me.

Kemalettin, you always do this!

"excuse me" would be either.

- What? - wait it's not what, III.

I was...

I was constant...

It's going to! Will I or will I? No.

I was going to...

to do, I was going to buy look. I was going to buy...

I haven't. When you haven't, asshole.

[ENGLISH SENTENCE TRIES TO]

past perfect tense. Still I didn't get, he still continues.

"What?" - Stop, mixing, blending what happens.

either... neither was I visit? Although?

$ it began with, and you will end up with altough?

I the less. I though I will ask for less...

neither I nor, so, from what, what is cool...

This moment can we talk? Let's talk tense, please?

Why you're pushing yourself, man?

You get two shoes, one sandal. Show with your hand.

You're afraid of what, you have money. This is what you do: Ihh IHH...

Poncig see you there, you want to eat poncig; IHH IHH...

What you have!

and the other one...I like to have this poncik

Or, you can leave them. Let Me... Let Me...

When will you know get already nine poncik wasn't British.

Everyone is after the name.

Practicality saves lives. Me too...

In fact, all of you, you know. Ayhan Sicimoglu. Oppa...you know Ayhan

My brother is traveling... such renklen ayhan's mother what happened.

Auntie collapsed on her stomach. America is in the hospital.

So I have a burning sensation in my stomach that explained immediately lighter.

So, I'll tell medical English: my stomach is burning. My tummy job is killing me.

Or what the fuck is going on! This: Ihh IHH...

Practical.

Everyone is scared. Ayiplarla me if I say, he says. Or my friend...

already you can't talk proper.

Like I said, the language you need in French there, in English, in German...

I'll show you, "how much?", "expensive", you said down, that's all. Recovers.

You're getting everything when you want to go a little intense.

Because you don't have the words I need. You're going to buy shoes, and that's...

...say, "my foot is scalloped." well, come on.

Come on!

I'm studying English for 30 years. Come on, let's read together...

James Joyce I turn better so what!

Say, "what happens to me unless I take the plug?"

If you went into a shop, tell them so. Because heart wants to say.

Heart wants to say, language, helpless.

"Something to do, my feet you're used to it." Let me take a look.

Google Setswana in hand, let's say. "Do something, get my feet used to it."

Or went to England. Look at an example for the drug. Entry, Harriet's Store. Did...

You're going to shop. Say, "I'm a buyer, what happens to me?" Come on.

Indeed, it comes from the BBC cameras.

So, you get a plaque from the Royal Society for linguistic...

...The Queen wear her engagement. 400 million hit on YouTube but me.

What happens to us? This is what happens... "what happens to us?"

...at last? "What is the last thing?" I-am receiver. "I'm a buyer."

I swear to God.

Learn the most polite phrase, saved your life. I appeal to the ladies.

Shopping abroad is the most used sentence in English, German...

...And you can get comfortable learn French. Look, this is the most used sentence:

let bags we keep around.

Dude, this sentence resonates with all of Europe.

keep your Purse, get latest GEZE GEZE. Okay?

Is it possible for an Englishman to see me, if you understand it?

No, You pay for it. It's yours. We could take it.

no, mother, no.

hotel near the bags keep you...

...the latest GEZE GEZE geze let it.

- No, I take it it's your. - fuck you. Me to your list.

mother's bag.

Bahattin me.

Ihh... fatal error!

Abi, the British came...

Everyone admire the colonies is a country today, you know...

Citizens of the Empire. Look, look at the head.

They have toured in beyoğlu ... ... it, Malatya Galat traveled. Says:

"Istanbul friends very environment. A lot of people they're being friends."

- What Is it? The car toured playing music.

[AYGAZ AD MUSIC] di DIN Religion Religion Religion Religion religious religious didididididin you you you you you listen to.

Hi guys!

It's the truth!

The British come.

I get this colony LAN.

Twinkie thinks that the municipality has a car...

...designed, like the nation egliyor. Hi guys! Hi!

come on! Come on and join us. [KEEPS his mouth moving with a rhythm]

I said they tupcu lan.

To ride in the car, doesn't know they're degistiriverece the gasket.

In some countries, the language is experiencing a problem.

So to know and not speak of it to the point things...

I was in Italy on November-December. We shot the film.

Now...

I was parfumerici... something, I'm shopping.

A gentleman in the back, a lady turned to. The man said something: "we are not Turkish CEM Bey."

I said there is a resistance?

What kind of whisper.

- we are Turks! -?

Pope here as how many passes?

Man that whispered to me. I said, "What's up?"

"no, I mean it is in a Turkish environment, maybe talk dirty or something."

It's the truth. God is real.

Weird how people are, isn't it? What it's weird.

I said, "dear brother, I understand, don't worry. I..."

Saw a potential I have to say to talk dirty. It's very strange.

Or, who don't agree. But, she said, it's a little true.

Because sometimes, you go, for instance, you're in a restaurant in France.

Side table this French language, that is. Ooo... it's French for cats and dogs.

Do you say, huh, these French, yardirirs Allah... tell me everything.

Getting up, "Good evening."

[FRENCH GEVELE]

If so, it would be so bad.

But I understand, my dear. I mean...for example... there's a lot

so I told here ...it's more my observation. Dear, so get.

While eating, you don't necessarily have to do that for me.

While ordering, while the account is paid, too, I'd understand.

The most elegant restaurant, for instance, has a habit of our nation.

A friendly lunch. Ladies razor. Men beautiful.

Such men as head cufflinks. Lions dressed as elegant ladies.

The restaurant is funky. So, things like that; candlesticks, Silver, I don't know...

The meal will be consumed in a little later...

Aikido starts at the table between the male species.

food eaten. Shale! For God's sake.

Syst.

wait!

Whoa dude... stop... Stop...

Kufurlesmey up.

your mother fuck you! Stop, stop, please!

Leave! Let you go, I will! Let you go, I will!

Eat the fuck are you beating, beating, beating...

Who would pay if paying Yav lan. Over tyranny.

Or, there are those who get under the table.

I'll pay Samet, you're making me mad!

Pat! Holy shit!

Such.

In the world or the most ridiculous dialogues, a gentleman under the name of.

your money is no good here.

Ha, your cat belong to Dinar.

The wallet for God's sake, gentlemen, dear brothers and sisters, the Romans...

find a nice place ...in the wallet. Like a lion you're a man.

Clothes, or something in its place, they don't necessarily have to be expensive.

So, okay, you're beautiful, you're hard. Very nice.

When that account is paid he walked what is the shape?

wait, wait. Stop, man.

oh, wait, wait...

Mehmet stop!

Worth it is it right now? Was it worth it?

Payment, the better.

Or, wash the dishes, don't do it.

I'm going to finish this movement. I'm going to finish talking about.

These what are these?

We went to Italy, I'll eat a salad.

[A PERSON LAUGH TOO LOUD AND EVERYONE ELSE JOINS HIM]

Man shut up, they didn't see.

The salad we ordered.

Is the artist the mirror of society. Sus.

We're having a salad.

Just put it out there.

The salad we ordered.

Balsamic vinegar is all I need.

Balsamic. I mean since I was a kid.

We used no tail in the country.

My brother he stepped on the tail of the tube, balsamic.

It has got balsamic vinegar, I say: can I have balsamic?

Bell, Bell I. English Tourist.

I can, balsamic. You are given. Balsamic. I have balsamic bell?

Balsamic. Latin-rooted thing. You need to understand.

Balsamic I say "Non Capito," he says.

Balsamic. Balsamic.

?

I dayicig balsamic. Balsamic.

Huh?

Balsamic. So, the salad will pour a certain number of things, there is no such thing four.

Be a little badass, isn't it?

So I can be what he wants? Phosphatic fertilizer.

The voice of the Hulk.

I'm trying anything on me.

Balsamic I'm saying is doing this to me.

Went back... [speaks Italian]

Balsamic, balsamic, balsamic, balsamic. In half an hour.

He doesn't understand he's looking into my eyes balzamiko!

Look, in the final...

Oh Balsamico!

No amino acid. Look at the donkey son of a donkey.

Are you playing with me?

Our waiters...

...sorry, more intimacy.

I have a thing for these. That's why you never knew nothing about it.

So, all actor. You're not a waiter, understand?

My parents more intimate. There is kiss kiss.

So too bad. That's too bad.

We went on a tour, they told us, It's a kebab.

Be redeemed. In my life...

I've been kissed by a woman.

Either that, or I'm not a homophobic person now.

But it has to be a way of men kissing.

So, man-to-man kissing.

[MUCK] Wassup [MUCK] old man? Like.

Divide it into two sentence.

[MUCK] the feast [MUCK] blessed.

[MUCK] Alexander [MUCK] you see?

Ooo, [MUCK] don't [MUCK] no. Like.

This year is the rule. We don't need to talk about it.

[MUCK] Father [MUCKED] [MUCK] Hi...

Like.

This is what the drill, dear sister?

On the cheek at a 45-degree Diagonal...

Blow up like that. So right; [MUCK]

Such [MUCK] it's not.

It's not that. It's another thing.

There are some patients, holding he pulls out.

The drawback with those deadlines are past, you're gone.

You get wasted...

the fake son of a bitch out of here ...that finds the opportunity.

I was the most nervous man! Plug. Perky.

Of course it is coming!

I was the most nervous.

They went to a kebab shop. We don't do anything.

Abi...

It's not kebab.

Fetish restaurant.

They said, We have three common...

hold down fellow on our street ...we can't.

Becomes meaningless!

Let us create a man in the guise of a kebab shop.

Opeli arrivals. I swear to God.

Just because they kissed at the restaurant, you get up and friends me I'm not going to tell you.

Egzecer let me explain why a thing is it?

We went to bro.

Man, what the news [MUCK] welcome to abi [MUCK] welcome to ABI. [MUCK]

He came, kissed me, kissed the busboy came to the table came kissed, kiss kiss kiss!

[TARKAN SONG] do-ya-mA-Dim.

Everywhere we kissed. Everywhere our they're kissing!

We sat down, plates or something came.

She came and kissed on the chassis, the chef in the back...

So it doesn't get paid a whole bunch of these. Is certain!

So they're trying to volunteer, you know?

So, the waitress he's got the costume, but the skin, it's so obvious!

How kissing my brother.

Two greens came. Parsley, water, dill like that.

We've kissed. Never meat again "e"don't have.

We're soaking wet.

The waiter said the third brother came to the joint?

I said I was coming almost!

Enough!

Kiss, kiss we kissed.

One such I said he was a buse haydari next challenge is now yours for a minute.

I said, Look, bro, I said us lay.

We said, we eat kebab all the time!

I said before your job is done!

What is this?

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]

A SIP or you're eating here it goes guy.

how?

what can I get my brother?

Lower lip. What the fuck you gonna to him about now!

I'm either doing my job or, or see how I did.

My eleven-thirty I told you I had to finish at.

Look, it's almost twenty twelve.

ABI also I do enjoy my work.

An audience sit on my lap; "funny? Funny, my child? Did you laugh?"

"I recognize the place!" Does such a thing happen?

What is this abuse?

Don't worry friends I'm connecting anyway I'm rounding up.

The only thing I wanted...

...now look...

...out of here we're going now.

a fight with ...described here. It is my wish.

Because this one, and I say this with years of experience.

It's a half an hour to talk about home. Okay?

If we go back to the beginning, you know, women are different...women and men at work

we brought a person two gas.

No drama I want him in the house.

Mahmoud because I'm sleeping, so do you!

So is a fight for a silly reason.

I'll tell you two much really make everyone happy if you think, you're wrong.

Some eyes I see looking like this.

come on. Come on, brother. Okay, you're funny.

okay, I get it. Okay!

you're funny, yeah! What do I mean? Fuck!

Like Valentine's, they're coming.

Like the guy the girlfriend's permission I'm putting hours until half-one.

It's like he's looking into my eyes. Enough ABI.

laugh a bit.

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]

Everyone is different, so the understanding of the activity.

Kusen pairs have I told you?

- I told you so? >- No.

Abi do you know what the worst part is? Last, don't worry I'm finishing.

Abi took the man now, now you know, we have confessed that they are hard to find tickets.

It's not a joke, it's real.

Bother man...he gets the ticket two months ago

they're like ...two people throwing up on the way here.

Or it's a thing on the subway or in a taxi, or navigation...

You didn't tell me to go left? Or something.

A company is booming...

...damn it, they're sitting here...

Or, the thing to tell just by looking at this...

everything to me, harm.

I can see everything.

Unfortunately, it is.

What can't stay indifferent to what I saw.

Such birds, you know?

Here it is,, we're dying with laughter.

The sides of his eyes like that, they're cutting each other off.

Philadelphia someone when it is boiling can't stand the guy's a human thing.

Pooh is doing.

mother, rose, rose, rose...

Rose, rose, don't ever do.

you've hurt me...

...you roses Mama, let's go.

CN YI MOU. Let's go.

Aaay, moon.

Baristirmad so let's not go without them. Kusenl they know themselves, make a little peace.

It's amazing what is male female or something so me, peace.

Such a contrast...

from what I have told the comedian ...I mean, to pick a fight.

My word, it was others so it wasn't you. It was another woman and the men who.

I thought it was my stinker...

Own me like the only woman in the world zannedene bugs.

It is likely that you will hate when you.

I'm sick of him.

I met with a lady Airbus pilot.

Turkish Airlines Airbus A pilot.

Some models carry 700 people and stuff.

This woman, entrust the lives of 700 people.

I saw a woman climbing Kilimanjaro.

I saw the woman working on the moon in a zero gravity environment.

That woman has four children the harvest is gathering.

Gray sweatpants of my parents taking it up the ass.

BluRay at home watching...

Me.

we have become Us.

Your fellow is removing the fuck you Airbus download.

Download lift you what you want so...

I say to him.

My line.

Or...

I have my day ...they hear or tide. "Stone like my boob, get over it!"

That my boob look like stone!

So if I'm running dairy!

mist Body mist.

E do what I do!

Water learn your body yourself!

I'm telling you, the pilot is a woman.

They give flight to the calendar, is going.

Don't hurt her, have her day, don't you?

- my captain? - don't tell me my captain.

fog everywhere.

I'm not getting, I'm not getting the plane.

Cam

Eject!

My parents never, casual fucking.

Normally give like...

give two test tubes...might make a uranium bomb

...that day come-and gone.

The model I was the most nervous he is.

Also questions in the following sizes...

Oh, my love, I am broken remote?

let me give you, damn you, Yes.

- Why? - come here-I'll go for it.

the car I hit, Come-from clothing.

Water erkekcik have some pity for, have pity...

They expect us to understand everything.

we understand this, we understand this.

What do we do?

Wire tongs that made the male body...

me I was the most nervous thing.

Serves organ in the body that aren't said?

Look, your stomach and a tiny vesicle,...

write the tasks ...his...lip herpes

this organ, of course ...the fuck is doing this?

Hammer, anvil, and stirrup.

Also I don't know what's happening flickers millimeter of bone.

Tell liver laboratory is fucking.

What I don't know about the thyroid gland releases...

one thing that they are doing is doing something.

So I ask, What does this do?

What's the event?

The next two received aide.

There is a world established yourself.

Hyung, let's do this, let's do that.

Always to overwhelm us.

Like I said, the more Poison enters the body in adolescence.

The body is trying to get it under control.

What is the status of civilized man? Always be able to harness it.

So, all cultures, all faiths...

all disciplines reining it all in.

- wait, my son, my son, stay. - Man. - My son, stop!

To be civilized because it's male animal fucks her

String String String always always always.

always - on- Son-brother - and- Whoa - Whoa... let's be a human.

One day it falls on, Come on, son, " they say.

Fuck you son of a bitch.

You embarrass me...

You don't deserve the hell you cargo your money.

Is concerned with this problem and we...

are we opening our mouths ...ever?

We deal with them we're out there trying to figure out.

Living with the crazies in the male body, crazy, crazy, crazy.

A fucking brain, I have no idea.

Limb serves.

This! A state of mind, something.

Because wire tongs designed...

all the moisture that can get ...do you understand?

The initiative's donkey son of donkey.

What's the coldest place in the Aegean Sea? Akçay or something like that, isn't it?

The sea to get there, you don't know.

It's not like him.

It's like he's not doing all that crazy stuff.

- is coming now. - I'll be calling the shots!

Get the fuck out.

Abi such a system is sited, set...

for example, look at our arm and holding, grip, and stretches.

We, for instance, are we expecting more from the branch?

So can't reach anything...

is there anything you'd rub ...magic?

No, isn't it?

Opening our ears we don't hear?

Was doing it.

Bones that he was going to do, such...

You wouldn't have been anyone eyvallah.

The possibility of being embarrassed would fall.

You're laughing, but...

The other day one of telling this story said:

this issue is a lot to Destin, there is a problem?

Me what the fuck you gonna do about it?

a shortage of this is a friend of mine.

Man...

Men also there's a topic like this.

Why, because folks?

This topic is a socio-cultural issue is Do you understand that?

Physiologically, the liver is damaged or God forbid, if...

...liver failure.

No one doesn't make gossip about the performance of this organ.

So, you don't hear something like this in the community.

Gazanfer brother's liver...

...the liver does not work, shut up. Don't tell anyone, though.

Heard of such a thing, such a gossip.

Such a mockery.

There is a funny thing because his stomach was punctured?

This does not work when you look at the title:

Impotent!

What power, what, what? Load this up...

what does it mean to install on the back of this genus?

The scientist twenty million, it is...

he stands upright and working in the lab.

Is this a joke? This must be a joke.

I said to her, so it from the bone, let alone like that.

Installation of personality.

Twenty million would solve the mystery of the universe that man.

The pharmaceutical industry, so now me...

so ...by God sniperla shot will have.

It's a real thing I'm saying, it's not a joke.

And so they're creating a psychology.

I bought it, I bought it...

Now, you know that there are pills, but...

...nobody knows.

That you have the pills.

The world only produced, but never consumed.

because anybody says: We are so proud.

- Or such erection pills? - we're so proud, I don't know.

- You? -? Or crazy?

Abi I almost even consider a drug this writing.

Side effects "tell a friend"...

You don't say to a friend that uses this...

Side effects include the following:

Nausea, vomiting, diplopia, limp, single vision, double-counting.

It says it can't use a machine or business, the man he tries to have sex.

What is this a drama?

Or this lady, alas, don't have much respect for a bulldozer?

You can't do it, you're trying to do them.

after that, they say, Bahattin dead uncle!

Dead, of course.

- What Is it? - call heart.

They don't say often.

Bahattin's full brother is dead, you open the coffin?

She nailed how many people hard nails.

Heart, they say, it's a good thing there is a ceremony at the U.S. Open casket.

That would be funny stuff...

mercury Air this show you laugh or something next to the remains.

Imagine a man lies, all the relatives came.

What Is this?

A pure relative grows difficult.

my brother's funeral, he stood Bahattin

Huh woke up, sorry.

What can you say?

To repentance, Lord.

Delight that you took...

This is dead, or is it dead?

Inappropriate relative's funeral.

at least let me give you a bracelet.

Gazanfer, the brother in-law you speak.

Bahattin brother...

Everything you say is no longer on the square.

life

...until the last moment stood.

Good night guys, thanks.

Good night!

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