Original subtitles

Alrighty then! I though of something really fun for us to do.

Can any of you guess what it is?

Gekkou-kun, take a guess.

Shut up!

Wrong!

OK, Mirai-chan, try guessing!

That we all put on swimsuits and go to the beach?

That does sound like fun, but we've already done it, so wrong.

Next up is Hime-chan!

Take a guess.

Hey, Taito! Give me a hug!

A big hug!

Himea, everyone's watching.

I don't care!

It's summer, it's really hot.

I don't care!

OK, the two of them are stuck in their own little world, so wrong.

That means that nobody in the useless student council was able to guess what I thought of.

Excuse me, useless?

So that gets your attention?

Well then, try and guess what's on my mind.

I don't care.

So, can I call you useless?

No way!

Gekkou-po, you're so cute!

Shut up!

Or should I just silence you forever?

C-C-Come on, Gekkou-chin, is that really something you'd use on a girl?

It is.

And how would you be using it?

You wouldn't try anything perverted, would you?

Just so you know, I'm a virgin!

Shut up!

OK then, back on topic.

How dare you ignore me?

See how mean he is? He always goes off like that!

Bully!

Bully!

Bully!

Shut up, all of you!

Perv!

Perv!

Perv!

The hell I am!

OK, I got it.

You're all sentenced to death.

Hey, Gekkou!

Mirai, shut up!

Don't interrupt me!

Hey, Gekkou! Gekkou!

For the love of God, what?!

Are you a perv?

I am not!

Let's stop talking about Gekkou-pon's pervy attitude and get back on topic.

Why you...

Today's activity will be brand new.

And it is: Miyasaga Highschool Student Council's "What if?" series.

I'm sure all of you have wondered about things.

What would happen if you didn't wake up tomorrow.

Or what you would eat if you could never get fat.

I thought of something like that.

Wow, that's unexpected of you.

What was it?

I often think about how great it would be if Taito and I were to kill all living things in this world.

I see, that is the villain version of the "What if?" series.

We're not doing that version!

Pick me!

I just thought of one!

OK, sparky!

It would be so great if I won on every single popsicle!

Indeed...

I'm going home.

In honor of our beloved "What if?" series, I wrote down the best scenarios!

Applause!

Mirai-chan stayed up all night to practice applauding.

OK then, let's start the scenario.

Little boys, are you ready?

Out of my way, I'm going home.

Let's start!

Applause!

OK, Taito-chi, read this.

What's this?

Just read this paper outloud.

What?

And so, Izumi-chan's "What if?" series strated.

What is this?

Put some feeling into it.

Like something amazing's happening.

What the hell?

I bet Hime-chan wants to hear your awesome reading voice.

I want to hear anything out of Taito.

What's that supposed to mean?

Anyway, just try it.

Act cool.

Cool...

OK, I'll try.

Here I go!

Action!

Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

And so, Izumi-chan's "What if?" series strated.

The first part: What if Saitohimea and Shigure Haruka were best friends?

Wait, what the hell?

Start!

Wow, Haruka, you're a great cook.

Thanks. But your food was good too.

But I can't make anything except meat.

Well, I loved your stew.

If you can cook delicious meat, you're bound to get a guy.

Yeah, that's why I learned...

Don't tell me... You're making it for someone?

Well, no, not exactly...

So, is there someone you like?

Yeah...

I had no idea!

Who is it?

I'm too embarrassed to tell you.

Come on, tell me!

I won't tell anyone.

No, it's too embarrassing.

You must really like him.

Yeah...

You have my support!

Thank you!

Do you have someone you like?

Me?

Yeah.

Secret.

So you do.

Yeah...

Is that so?

So, you're not going to tell me?

Well, you won't either...

Then let's race, and see who gets a boyfriend first.

OK, let's do it.

I won't lose.

I won't either.

And so the two continued to happily chat and cook away.

Cut!

Now, I'd like to get everyone's feelings on that.

First, Taito-kun, what do you think?

Why are you asking me?

I see, great observation.

Next, Taito-kun, what do you think?

You're being mean!

I see, great observation.

You look amused, President Gekkou.

Did you enjoy that?

Not a bad way to harras someone.

You son of a...

Thank you for the kind words.

Let's continue to the next "What if?" scenario.

Let's just stop!

Here we go!

Taito-chi, read this paper.

Hell no!

I'm not reading it.

Then Gekkou-pon, you read it.

Fine.

You bastard!

I just have to read it...

Here I go!

Make it awesome.

Like I need you to tell me.

Leave it to me.

Let's do it!

And so, Izumi-chan's "What if?" series strated.

The second part: What if Kurenai Gekkou and Kurenai Hinata were loving brothers?

Wait, what?

The hell is this?!

Let's start!

Nii-san, this show is great.

You're right.

What are you reading?

This?

A porn magazine.

Again?

You sure do love those.

Yeah...

It's my hobby.

I think it's a good hobby.

I checked some of them out and thought they were pretty good.

Well, we are twins.

Well, yeah...

We are similar in some ways.

By the way...

Do you have someone you like?

Why so interested?

I was just curious.

I go to an all-boys school, but yours is co-ed.

Yeah...

I was wondering if you've met someone.

Well, that school doesn't have any loose women.

Is that why you're reading porn mags?

No, that's not really it.

What about you?

Me?

Secret.

What?

Never mind.

I do mind.

If you get a girlfriend, introduce her to me.

Yeah...

I will...

And so, the two of them kept on chatting and reading porn mags on the sofa.

Cut!

Now, Gekkou-pon, your thoughts?

I guess words aren't needed.

Please put down the sword.

Oh, don't be so modest.

Just now, I decided to kill you.

You have a scary look in your eyes...

Should I don a kind look?

I don't mind, since I'm killing you anyway.

I see..

Hey, Gekkou!

Shut up! I'm busy.

Hey, Gekkou! Gekkou!

I said shut up!

Hey, Gekkou! Do you always read porn mags with Hinata?

Are you a perv?

You're a perv.

A perv.

Shut up!

And so, while Gekkou-pon tries to hide his perverdedness, let's get back on topic.

Will you knock it off?!

We've finally reached this far.

This is the last part of the "What if?" series.

Applause!

I love the applauding Mirai-chan.

I love Izumi!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, on to the last episode!

Yeah!

No...

I'm tired, I'm going home.

Taito! Taito! Hug me!

No!

Why not?!

Let's have the screaming Hime-chan read this paper.

Here you go.

What's this?

Read it.

OK then.

"What if?" series, last part: What kind of life would Izumi-chan be living if she wasn't so ill...

Huh? What's this?

Wait, are you ill?

What the hell is this about?

Hey, why'd you all go quiet?

Hey... I didn't think you guys would be so worried...

Now I'm shocked.

Skip the small-talk!

Just tell us the truth!

What's this about you being ill?

Well, OK, then... Since we're all here and all, might as well confess.

I really wanted to tell you guys sooner...

Hey, don't tell me it's serious?!

Yeah... It is...

You see I...

I've had a stomach ache all day!

It was a waste of time to worry about this idiot.

You were worried?

Shut up!

Anyway, if your stomach hurts, go to the nurse's office.

Will you take me there?

No way.

I'll take you!

I love the nurse, cause she gives me candy!

Then let's both go get candy!

Let's go!

Then go already!

You're a pain.

I know! Hey, Taito!

I'm not hugging you.

Why not?!

Let's get going already!

She'll run out of candy!

You're right.

Guess I'll whisper it.

Let's go!

I'll whisper the answer to the question of what kind of life would Izumi-chan be living if she wasn't so ill.

Hurry up!

Hug me!

No!

Why not?!

God, they're annoying.

Is there nowhere I can be at peace?

And my answer would probably be: the same kind.

Even if I wasn't ill, I'd still want to be here.

It's probably because of my illness that I ended up in this crazy student council to begin with.

But even if I wasn't ill, I'd still like to be here, having fun with everyone.

I'm very glad I met them, so...

Izumi! Hurry up!

OK, I'm coming!

Let's go get our candy!

Yeah, and don't come back.

You say that, but you'd be sad if we were gone.

Just get lost.

Sure, sure.

Bye.

Bye.

We'll be right back though.

I know, get going.

OK!

The student council made a huge racket today.

And thus, the story will be concluded.