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Hey, Izumi!

Can I help you, Himea-san?

Why are you sitting like that?

You mean in seiza?

Seiza?

Oh, you mean the way you're sitting?

Yeah, why are you doing that?

The reason is simple.

I am trying to get in the proper mood for wearing this kimono.

I have no idea what you mean.

So, why are you talking like that?

It is also for preparing.

You might say it is the traditional way of speaking, or appropriate for taking a walk with a gentleman.

I really don't understand.

You don't?

Then perhaps you would like to try sitting next to me, in seiza.

I'm not interested.

But it is this refined attitude that the gentlemen enjoy.

What's a gentleman?

I mean the men.

For example, Taito-kun.

What about Taito?!

When he sees you sitting next to me like this

Taito will say you look so refined and cute.

Really?

Yes.

Then let me join you!

Sit next to me.

Is this OK?

It certainly is.

So, what do we do next?

Please try to feel traditional.

What's that?

A feeling of grace.

Graceful, got it.

I get it.

Then let's start the grace!

Yeah...

Himea-san, that is not how we converse in an elegant fashion.

You say "yes".

A graceful lady always answers properly.

Yes.

Very good.

Taito-kun will be happy.

Will he?

I'll do my best!

Then, once again, let's start the grace!

Yes.

I'm here!

Huh?

What are you two doing?

We're acquiring a traditional feeling.

What's that?

The gentlemen love grace.

Anyway, come here, Mirai-chan!

Sit here.

If you sit here, your traditional energy gauge will increase.

And eventually, Gekkou-kun will treat you to a actual Machi parfait.

What? A Machi parfait?!

Yes!

But... But that parfait... it costs over 5000 yen!

That's the one!

Yeah, but Gekkou always says it's too expensive.

He says Machi ice-cream is good enough for me.

But he will!

So what do I do?

What do I have to do to get that parfait?

Please be seated here, Mirai-san.

Yeah.

The proper answer is "yes".

Yes!

Well, now that we've become accustomed to proper manners...

Himea-san, Mirai-san, are you ready?

Yes!

Very well. Let us begin.

But before that, we should dress in our kimono.

A graceful lady always needs to wear a kimono in the presence of a gentleman.

So let us wear these kimonos.

Incidentally, while this is a kimono, and close to a yukata, there is a problem.

Is there one among us that knows how to put on a kimono?

Well, I'm not human...

I'm not human either.

I am human, but I do not know how.

Oh my...

This is quite problematic.

However, for the sake of our beloved, for the sake of our parfait, we cannot give up now!

Incidentally, this speech pattern is quite troublesome, and I'm only able to keep using it for one more minute.

Now, Himea-san, Mirai-san, let's put the kimono on.

Please undress.

How come?

Why?

You won't feel traditional without wearing the kimono.

Now, let us put the kimono on.

Your response?

Oh, right...

Yes.

Yes!

Wow, I didn't think we're this bad at it.

By the way, that speech patter was annoying so I'm dropping it.

Come here.

Now what? Is this the sash?

So, you just need to wrap it?

Well, is this the sash?

The sash!

What's this string?

No clue.

It's a string!

Hey, Hime-chan!

What?

Do you have any info on how to put this thing on?

Info on kimonos? Well...

I know about formal dresses.

But not about Japanese ones...

OK, I'll check online.

Hey, Hime-chan, this is a string!

Yeah...

Hey, Izumi, this is too baggy!

Yeah, but it shouldn't feel like it with the sash tied.

I looked around on the Internet.

I knew it was difficult...

Let me see.

Wanna watch with me?

Look.

Oh...

Did you get that?

I think it's like this, and then like this...

And around...

Like this?

Wow, you're a genius!

You did it!

A genius!

It's so cute!

You're gonna knock Taito-kun out with that look.

Yup!

You think?

I'd like you to fix me up as well.

But first, there's something we must do.

What?

Yup!

We must.

What?

You see...

Turn around.

Like this?

OK, here we go.

Why are you tugging my sash?

It's fine, isn't it?

That's why you came, isn't it?

What are you talking about?

Hime-chan, you're supposed to say "Please stop, my lord!".

Taito-kun will love it.

Really?!

In the human world, you do this

to get that special feeling.

What was that line?

Please stop, my lord!

You try.

Please stop, my lord!

Then spin around while going "Oh, no!".

Oh no?

Why?

Because you're thinking "Wow, Taito is spinning me around", I think.

He's spinning me?!

Yeah.

I feel like doing my best!

Then keep at it!

Hey, Izumi!

What?

What about me?

Then you two do it together.

So you do the same.

How did it go?

"Please stop, my lord!"

Yup.

And then "Oh, no!".

I think I got it!

I wanna try!

Then let's all find that special feeling.

OK, turn around.

I'll tug your sash!

OK!

Here we go.

Let's find enlightenment!

This is why you came, isn't it?

Stop stalling, let's get to it!

No, my lord!

Lord!

Please stop!

No arguing!

I'll strip the both of you!

Oh, no!

Wow, that was so hot!

I think I know how the lord felt.

I could charge for this.

Hey, Izumi!

You think Taito will like it?

Oh, yeah!

Then, will Gekkou buy me a parfait?

Oh, yeah!

Then let's don our kimonos once more.

We'll practice the "Oh, no!" routine.

OK!

Oh, no!

Why are they spinning like tops?

No clue.

So, Gekkou...

What do you think about that?

I think they look cute in kimonos.

What about you?

Are you asking how I feel when I see the women in a kimono?

Yeah.

I feel the same as always.

Meaning... ?

The same.

I feel that the student council is full of idiots.

And that I'm the one and only genius around here.

I should comment on that...

I'm serious.

You can comment a little...

You were expecting that?!

Still...

It's not like I don't get it...

It's too hot to be wearing things like that.

Come on!

Oh, no!

Again!

Oh, no!

Again!

Oh, no!

I'm too scared to go it.

Can't get involved, I'll catch stupidity, and die.

That's your domain, continue observation.

I'm already observing!

Hard to tell, with you.

Feel free to play along with the rest of the idiots.

I'm going home.

Really?

Then there's no student council work to do?

No.

Can I go home too?

Be my guest, but don't stop to talk to the idiots.

You don't want them to find us.

You have a good point.

OK, let's head back.

Wanna go together?

Absolutely not!

Come on, we're going the same way.

Taito!

Taito!

Check this out!

I can go "Oh, no!" really good!

Crap, she sees us!

Shit!

Gekkou, you jerk! Making a run for it?

Keep them company.

I'm going home!

Why you...!

Mirai, Gekkou's here!

What?! Gekkou, look at this!

Shit! Get lost! I'm going home!

And thus, Gekkou left everything behind him, and went home.

He ran like the wind.

Nothing could catch him.

Almost nothing...

But waiting for him at home was Andou Mirai, in a kimono, in seiza.

Oh, welcome home, my Lord.

Would you like a bath, or perhaps dinner?

Or a parfait...

Wait, no...

Uhm, would you like to do "Oh, no!"?

Please choose!

And thus Gekkou lowered his head...

... as he was hit by a migraine.

Thusly, the story of lord Gekkou will be concluded!